Wardrobe EditionQOTT is cheating unforgivable?>>41414327 (previous furniture)
goony
>>41417471Nice art. What do you mean unforgiveable? I would never take back a cheater but I don't think the entire world needs to tar and feather them personally.
QOTT: Yes
>>41417471do i seriously have to shave my cock and balls and ass every single time i have sex?? i really cant be bothered why wont people just accept that im an adult and i have pubic hair like oml
>>41417480Night anon, sleep tight
>>41417487stop fucking pussies
>>41417471https://voca.ro/1byU2DPZ2SuN
>>41417471yes 100%
>>41417487I don't care about your cock and balls, just keep it hygenic. Do need that ass to have a tapered fade minimum tho
Qott: Yes
>>41417500actually true the ass hairs need some style on em
>>41417471>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?i mean it depends right? like having a full blown affair is way different from making out with someone at the club one night and then coming home crying bc you regret it.i've seen weirdoes on reddit consider having a crush on someone and still talking to them to be cheating. but then in every relationship i've ever been in, talking about crushes with your partner has been normal. idk it's all so relative and depends on how much you wanna own your partner.
>>41417493i dont fuck anything im a bottom
i dont make loveI fuckhard
>>41417505Mhmm, shave a little target so I know where to put the handprint. No broccoli cuts though. Tired of zoomer trans women and their broccooi cut ass hair
>>41417509yeah i mean find braver tops>like me
>>41417509well suck on ma nuts then
>>41417480gn!
>>41417509Lol
>>41417481>Nice art.It made me think of trans women>What do you mean unforgivable?Your answers cover the bases I had in mind, I think — although I am not sure now that I think about because you said “take back” so I am wondering if that is what you mean by forgiving.>it dependsI mean, is whatever you yourself consider to be cheating unforgivable?
>>41417510same kal
>>41417507sorry for got to (You) you here >>41417525>>41417510You stay in your room when there are people over lol
>>41417507birb
I Am A European Woman And It Feels So Good>>41417471qott: all things can be forgiventhat said i run a tight ship. if your eye is wandering onto another girl i will politely suggest it leave with her>>41417487you don't have to do anything you don't want to it's your body. you're in control of who you fuck. i don't shave anything I'm a mature woman if you would prefer me not to look like one I find that strange
>>41417533true
i make love when I want to. i fuck hard when I want to. right now I want to be unpleasant in my room for a couple more years
>>41417538you in the EU anymore tho
>>41417546the land is old it does not care about "economics"
Honestly Greeland is basically its own thing as far as geography goes
>>41417552i can respect that>>41417554yeah they got those fucked up sharks too
>>41417557They does?
>>41417552vampire-coded
>>41417560yeah these derpy looking mf's
>>41417557>fucked up sharksnow this I cannot abide they are excellent sharks EXCELLENT do you hear
im a vampire but not like the twilight or vampire diaries vampires, more like the girl from itadaki seieki
>>41417570if it wasn't so cold there I would swim down into the depths so I could punch one of them
payday 2 and jerk off all day
>>41417568He looks like a rusty buoy, how lovable. Thank you
>>41417568>derpy looking>>41417575>punch oneI am as mad as I have been all day>>41417573t. thinblood
>>41417582not like that hard but just hard enough to let it know I think it's an idiot
>>41417471>is cheating unforgivable? yescheaters should be hanged by the neck until dead
>>41417588Boo this is just a disguised self harm post
>>41417588Sarah real
bronya what time is it in "europe"?
>>41417585You've gotten soft. Like the greenland shark, sharkie.
>>41417585that shark might be 500 years old>>41417593oof
>>41417593it's not really that disguised>>41417599u_u_/\_
>>41417602i bet no one has ever punched it, though
>>41417618preach queen
any chasers gonna be posting lewds tonight?
do i start reading dracula or finish lolita first
>>41417619that would be good if true>>41417624finish Nabokov first
>>41417624finish lolita
>>41417471>qottno ill forgive u its ok. if you want to do it again thats ok too..
>>41417626
>>41417632are you a cuck perchance?
>>41417623Tempt me babe
>>41417532ok yeah honestly i think for me the main problem would be like, dishonesty instead of just the act of doing sex things with another person? and that i would find pretty hard to forgive yeah>>41417533its a pheasant from my parents' yard i went to check out their place while they were away on vacation, and it was full of the things. they didn't really appreciate my prescence
>>41417626>>41417628thats probably the right choice. it feels bad to have it unfinished>>41417635perchance
i now only have 195 followers
>>41417639hit my line then (do not mind the dallas)
>>41417634you had better be cute otherwise I don’t know how I could forgive you
>>41417638cool. what are the pheasants doing there? I feel like they are a very medieval-coded bird and you don't hear about em much these days
>>41417637Ah well. Too sleepy. Goodnight thread
>>41417623>chaser btw
>>41417644what for?>>41417650i saw a pheasant :) it was crazy
>>41417663idk lol
>>41417663that is a cool pheasant too. pretty sure people eat them but they dont look very good to me
>>41417670im confused. i didnt even know that guy was called dallas>>41417677i couldnt eat a pheasant with such nice plumage. i let him be
ppl who are mean to me should be dragged into the streets and shot
>>41417683what about people who are mean to me
>>41417683they should be forced to walk off a cliff as they are beaten with clubs!
>>41417493start fucking mine
>>41417650they do pretty well around humans! they just kinda hang out where there's enough food to eatthey're originally from the caucasus and have been introduced to europe and north america because they're dumb as bricks which makes them good game birds. like legit that's why they've been introduced to the west, ppl wanted them here because they wanted to shoot them. and now they're just hanging out.
>>41417687heyyy heyyyyyy i watched the first ep of cadfael last night i rlly liked it im gonna watch more c:v cozy show, reminds me of the stuff i used to watch on pbs with my parents as a kid>>41417691well put
>>41417693can potentially be arranged. wya
>>41417679yeah it do be looking pretty dripped out, fair enough>>41417695damn. why are humans like this
pleasant pheasantprofit prophetbridal bridlemetal medalmartial marshal
>>41417755pl and ph are different sounds
how you feeling today stu?
>>41417772im feeling good :) i want to go to the store to buy everything i need to make spaghetti all'assassina
hi stu hope you’re doing good
>>41417783i am
>>41417787YAYYYY :3
Why are you sissies so fucking ugly? Stop being such a fat ugly sissy.
i am stu's biggest simpif stu is happy then i am happy
>>41417768they just need to alliterate
pretty quiet in here, should I start posting old /fit/ memes?Pic related
Pathetic that some cheers here unironically simp for sissies. Just rape them bro who cares why are you simping lmao
>>41417798>oldthis is from 4 years ago
>>41417798sorry i was busy removing all of my male followers
>>41417808have you tried monkey biscuits nils?
>>41417813i have not, gorillas have different digestive systems from humans. but this is something i would try for the fun of it maybe
>>41417793yay :)>>41417796i love you >>41417797is it really alliteration if the sounds are different tho?
hey stu im gonna jerk off soon
>>41417840have fun
>>41417832i dont know actually, i thought so but come to think of it i do not knowsometime in the future i will make a million word long epic poem about something awesome like killing people with a sword. it will be called the nilsiad and it will feature me killing people with a sword
>>41417856what should i jerk it to? no ntr please
>>41417867you HAVE to jerk it to femboys bro
>>41417867Big hairy men
>>41417872im ok with that>>41417875i am not ok with this
>>41417867Nickado avocado sex tape
what percentage of chasers are bi
>>41417895metrannies are the top of the hierarchy for me tho
>>41417866will the nilsiad be based on true events>>41417867furry chastity_cagenow go
>>41417905based bi chad
>>4141789570 straight 30 gay for me, not a chaser though I am a pure soul>>41417867I have no jerked off in like a week and I have been taking my zinc. It's gonna be catastophic
>>41417909it might be but id have to kill a bunch of people first which i have not done yet>>41417895sexuality is fake!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone is actually bisexual
>>41417909>furry chastity_cagei might be into that, where should i look? found a website called yiff-party that has fox mcleod in a bridal dress and chastity cage
>>41417922hell yeah>>41417926sorry i only like men, i have no attraction to women
>>41417798damn monkey boy got guns
>>41417938what if there was a woman who was really really masculine and handsome.. boom i just obliterated ur sexuality and you have to give me a million trillion dollars now
will you take a million trillion dollars in monkey biscuits?
>>41417942id be like ewww a girl
>>41417946that'd be really inconvenient thatd add up to a really big amount of biscuits but maybe i can just dump them in the ocean and make an island for myself where i can live handsomely and in a free manner, id plant my flag and itd be called nilstopia mostlikely>>41417947what the flip... misogoni or however you spell that damned word
misogoni sounds like a delicious pasta dish
>>41417955one time my bf was like “im glad my swimmers work, cause 1. yours are definitely dead and 2. even if they weren’t, they’d be like “ewwww an egg” and that shit has stuck in my brain ever since
can i get an f in the chat if you're feeling submissive and breedable tonight?
>>41417953hello .XX.X.XXx. did you get a new job yet?
>>41417926maybe make it based on real life but you also kill a bunch of people>>41417932i was just thinking rule34
hey nils can you start hunting me with a sword until i either get a job or you find and disembowl me
>>41417984raaaghh!! get a job or i kill youuu!!!
>>41417975im looking at gay delta rune r34 now
hey pichu, have you seen/played any cool romhacks lately?
cg was a lot more fun last night
>>41418031sorry ive been jerkin it to furry porn
>>41418031sorry i’ve been watching brad mondo bleach fails
>>41418031real that shit was great
>>41418048what was the standout for you? >>41418034that's fair>>41418047unacceptable
cg begins when bronya wakes up
blobby still hasn't come online since getting hospitalized
>>41418056morbid
>>41418055forearms
>>41418070need forearm daddy back
just wanna feel my balls slap against another's balls. maybe cg is not the right place for me
>>41418083this is chicks with dicks anon, dudes with tits is down the hall
>>41418083sex is such a mystery i think, never been quite so tactile for me. for me it feels a little surreal. i wonder how others perceive sex in the moment. sensations like this are maybe more using a visual to convey the action. or maybe the sense is actually whats desirable. i wonder
>>41418077Someone post forearm pics immediately. Preferably if ur a bit sweaty
Duke, poz me poz me
>>41418117It's a combo of surreal and extremely tactile, tho
>>41418163kind of hmmmm, i always felt like it was more of a general mood rather than the actual sensation of skin
>>41417471cheaters r scum
why is the thread so dead whenever I'm disgustingly horny
need the type of guy to randomly throw an arm around me from behind and stick the other up my shirt while I'm cooking so i can be like stooooppp as if I'm not incredibly into it
the guy i like sent me a goth gf x golden retriever bf meme i have such a crush on him
>>41418392tranner or chaser?
>>41418405tranner
Hello. She's still mad at me
Relationships are too much work. I think I'm calling it quits after she dumps me
>>41418438yeah ppl are way too complex and hard to deal with
>>41418445Sucks doesn't it
https://youtu.be/Jb8Zox9i7XE?si=sQJpzushJm8aWDQ6
i'm once again asking how i can turn myself asexual if anyone has any ideas i can try
>>41418509Just suck the dick
>>41418535if i do that then i'm preying on men and i don't want to do that and i don't want to be intimate and i don't want to think about other people sexually and i don't want to even know that sex exists i want to stop wanting because i feel like even wanting another person inherently changes how you act towards them and creates an inequity and pressure that inherently oppresses that person. it's evil
>>41418509>>41418544You could KYS
>>41418544i love preying on men
>>41418558that's my last resort. i'm not suicidal but if i can't find any other way i might look into it>>41418564you are a demon
>>41418567yes i’m a demon
i bought crushed tomatoes
>>41418581I'll crush your little cherry tomatoes
i hate my lifei hate life itself
>>41418626do u know how to bake korvapuusti?
>>41418621i predicted this comment ten minutes before you said it
>>41418637no i wishmy grandma used to always be baking sweets for us whenever we were visiting heri miss her
>>41417471>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?Maybe if they reimbursed me for my therapy costs and are living in misery
>>41418641I planned my comment 20 minutes before you wrote yours
Why are many of you so sad all the time?
>>41418642my mum used to make really good finnish pulla but she's really old and sick now. i havent been able to find anything similar, everything else is much too sweet. i think ill need a finnish wife
Seeing your trans gf cooking in the kitchen so you come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and grind your dick against her ass and she says "stoooooooooopppp" but you notice her poor knife technique and that it looks like she wasn't going to season the meat before browning it so you let her go and micromanage the entire cooking process and when the food is done you make her admit it tastes better than if she'd cooked it her way
>>41418653Normal, well adjusted people don't come to 4chan
>>41418654im sorry to hear thatmy mom is sick tooit sucksi need to learn to make pulla, have my mom teach me igmy mom can make cakes too, like a berries and cream style cake that's rly goodi wish life had been kinder to heri hate the world
>>41418683That's not true. It's not a secret club anymore. I need a proper answer to my question
Gmornyyy
>>41418687being trans is a curse that brings misery to everyone around it
>>41418653not me :Dim gonna be home soon :D
>>41418695But I know trannies that aren't depressed and miserable.
anyone got pics of rick?
ive noticed that some trannies just experience constant anguish
>>41418699give it time
>>41418711u gotta swallow the happy pill! stop being so negative all the timee, just smile
>>41418687It never was a secret club?
i finally found the source of the faint rotten egg scent that has been hitting me whenever i open my refrigeratorthere was an old cucumber in the bottom of the veggie binforgotten for months, aloneliquefying in its wrapperi threw it outthe curse is lifted
>>41418723How about you take care of my old stinky cucumber
>>41418723sometimes i feel like an old forgotton cucumber liquefying in its wrapper
>>41418733me too anonmaybe in the next life we'll do a better job of things
>>41418736i have hope for this current life marie. we are both still young
>>41418743i'm not young enoughnot anymorei've slipped too far through the cracksno one has a use for memy potential is no longer worth the investment
>>41418648you win anon *presents balls for squeezing*
>>41418669cute
sighballs is going in the filter
>>41418669i need this badly
I'm gonna troon out because they're the only people who are allowed to be blackpilled
>>41418760lmao sorrywhy are you filtering things tho are you upset by sexual stuff
>>41418766i am filtering all sources of psychic damage that i can
>>41418769you should filter me entirely then lol
>>41418773i did for a time Dx
can i filter everyone except stu?
>>4141877936 year old chaser btw
>>41418779with a bit of regex-fu it's certainly possible
i really want him
Locking my tranner in a cage and only letting her out when I need someone to write some regex
>>41418752How old are you marie
>>4141878626.6
>>41418791Girl stfu
>>41418793whatim a grad school dropout with a 2 year gap in my resumei had a contract job for 6 months and now im unemployed againim never digging myself out of the hole
>>41418801You'll be fine
>>41418801lol im in the exact same boat. dropped the fuck out of grad and research math classes. i just tutor math and cs now and work on my bullshit side projects
~mornyy
>>41418801I'm not going to post my life story, but you can absolutely dig yourself out of that kind of hole
>>41418801You could be doing literally anything you want by 35. There is such an insane amount of time left. You're 8.6 years into being a real human bean
>>41418813yup sounds like mei was driving for uber eatsmy parents annoyingly decided that the projects i was working on weren't good enough ("how is this going to make money" "i think you should be doing something with AI") so when i wasn't driving for uber my dad was having me do unpaid work for him setting up the website for his dumb business ideawouldn't even let me use my own github account, i guess he was afraid i would pull a mark zuckerberg and steal his genius idea or some shit, so he made me use a different github so i didn't even get fucking github activity out of that bullshitgod it pisses me off whenever i think about itnow come december there's gonna be a family gathering and i'll have to listen to my father lecture me some more about how the stuff i work on in my free time is worthless and my brother who i tutored through school telling me i'm a lazy loser and bragging about his big money startup jobistg im going to jump into the frozen river if that happensi hate people i hate living i hate myself i hate literally everything
I haven't been able to sleep this past week. I don't wanna take mirtazapine though
Finna filter this bitch
>>41418776why lol>>41418779i dont think thats allowed
>>41418847do it pussy u wontyea i'll shut up thoughi had that one kicking around in my head for a while -_-
>>41418877too much sex talk
>>41418886i see
>>41418895but i unfiltered u cuz i like u! dont be sad :<
>>41418895I filtered you because you don't talk about sex enough
Filtering everyone so it's just me talking to myself
>discordia: they're just pics/vids, it doesn't count>>41416569
according to scientist, this is what the average human will look like in one thousand years
filtering ALL trannies so its just me and my bros hanging out. recommend this to all chasers
>>41418914Big bug eyes to see chasergen better
>>41418914At least it's.... you know...
p sure the average human will look like this in 1000 years
>>41418914Men will make a bitch who looks like a praying mantis into a sex symbol before women will date someone under 5'9
>>41418916Ideal chasergen honestly
sauce is going>>41418898yay :) i like you too>>41418901there must be a way i can make everyone happy
are we food posting?
>>41418941>>41418951Smakelijk eten
>>41418951Top 'o the mornin to ye clown. Thas a rouight good bowl 'e food if I do say so moiself!
>>41418951Nice
told myself i'd make makaronilaatiko todayguess i should get started on that
Girl y'all tranussy creamier than northern european cuisine
>>41418971Dawg you mean dat bussy got mo stank than fermented fish?
>>41418935>"Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse."
>>41418979geez my cooking isn't that bad
filtering bussy and stankrly should have thought of those sooner desu
>>41418653I'm here because I'm socially stunted and that makes me sad and then I try to make connections through here which inevitably fail which makes me more sad
>>41418935I'd be a skeleton with you Marie
>>41418956c:>>41418957it is! im actually so excited to have this purple sweet potato u hardly ever see them>>41418962it was c:
>>41419009Excuse me, I said tranussy. I've been told that the b word can cause dysphoria.
>>41419012what if our bones touched... >////<>>41419016right im just gonna filter anything ending with ussy
>>41419019What about f*ssy?
>>41418956ty :)>>41419019youre gonna regret this when you miss out on stinulating conversation about claude debussy
>>41419032They call me Clog Debussy
also dry bones is the best mario character look at him i love him so much
>>41419032tru...ugggg this is a difficult one maybe i'll put some exceptions for hussy and debussy
>>41419029oh yea that too... god damn you people and your vile words
>>41419038dry luigi would be my fav but nintendo are cowards
>>41419049idk what that is but it reminded me of this guythat was like peak horror on flipnote hatena...
watching this documentary about John Dillinger. man it seemed easier for criminals back then. you could commit crimes, then just move to a different state, make up a fake name and start a new life. it was also because of guys like him that the FBI was created, so they could have law agents that could chase people across the country. cant do that anymore, birth certificates became a thing starting around the 30s, and nowadays everyone has one and an ID
I want to talk dirty to the trooner I've been messaging because I can tell they want it, but I also don't want to come across as a gross coomer and scare him off.Where is the balance between giving them the dirty talk you know they want and not making it seem like you view them as just a fetish object?
>>41419118not birth certificate, I meant social security number. before that births weren't always tracked, maybe some churches would keep records of it in some towns, but nothing official and countrywide.
>>41419139I think your first step should be to not call them "him"
>>41419139You are a gross coomer that's just using her as a fetish object though
>>41419181not true they seem really coolim worried im boring them and want to give them the excitement they want
>>41419139>scare him off>himanon..
hi hi how's everyone doing today
>>41417471>QOTT is cheating unforgivable?Always and forever unforgivable.
>>41419196>not true>they>them>them>theyMhm
>>41418056ok it's time for cg now>>41418063rent free
>>41419202normal I guess. I'm still just waking up. coffee and a cig
I want her cookie
>>41419234weird it's like past midday here how do you like your coffee?
>>41419238still 10 am here. its nice and warm. milk and sugar
>>41419181Agp= restructuring your entire life around your sexual fetish
>>41419019>cool skeleton couple shopping in public but they don't realize everyone is annoyed by the sounds of their bones rattling together Ideal
if you zoom down to the top of the great pyramid in Egypt on Google satellite maps, there's a bunch of electronic looking equipment on the top of it. wtf
Im agp
>>41419237are you telling me that you want someone or am i being stupid >>41419241nice! i hope you have a lovely day i like making coffee with proper grains and a press and all that stuff, but i rarely get the time in the morning before work cause i can't get out of bed aha usually just instant for me :(
>>41419202A bit mixed because I'm not sure if my counselling chat went okay or notI'm also tired as hellHow about you?
>>41419196>theypostingYeah ngmi. They (in the plural sense) can see through your choice of words, you're not the first closeted bisexual guy to try and fuck her
i don't understand agp reallylike i can understand if it's something a person enjoys to do it every now and then, but can a sex thing go that far? i don't think so..
To be fair there are he and they trans women sometimes Probably not the case when he's also saying "trooner"
>>41419290No need to understand pseudoscience
>>41419290it's just a word for girls who have fun
If she's agp she'll wear all sorts of fucked up lingerie for youIf she's not you have to beg her to stop wearing boxers
dont buy lingerie donate to russian army :)
>>41419301>>41419311i feel like a trans woman could experience agp even, but would that make that the soul reason for doing it? idk maybe it's cause my sex drive is super low but i just can't see making a decision like that based on a fetish i think it's not a real reason or a real thing
>>41419331If agp were real then most cis women would have it too by the definition provided, it's all just nonsense but people love their fucking labels
>>41419315you'll have to pry my Naruto boxers off my cold dead ass >>41419331yeah it's like. very much not real. it's just some shit a guy made up to try and explain why trans women wouldn't top him. nobody believes in it outside of this website it's just a board culture concept rather than a real description of trans people
oh my god it's a fucking. immigration metaphor. pokemon legends z-a is about immigration. god save us all
>>41419352it's just a pokemon game chuddy
>>41419348>>41419349ngl im quite happy you agree with me i read stuff on here a lot and see people talking about it and i think "im sure its not real or a big deal" so at least im not the only one :)
>>41419365It used to be way worse back in the day, people talked about it all the time because reading studies is hard and believing anon posts that already affirm what you think is easy
I'm so tired of watching people go through the yearly cycle of "buy new pokemon game and complain that it's shovelware with less development budget than some Roblox gamemodes"
>>41419364you're so right bro. nothing means anything. subtext does not exist god thank you man why didn't I see this easier I could have saved so much time>>41419365nah yeah that's the memory opinion the people here are just deeply deeply disturbed
trying to understand this dogs behavior. my neighbors dog likes to sneak up on me when I'm not looking and startle me, then run off. not sure if he just thinks its fun or if its like predator instincts. because I can be looking at him over in his yard, but he will wait til I'm turned around doing something to sneak up. on time it was like he was playing peekaboo and made me laugh. he ran up and hid behind my tree and would jump out then go back behind to hide. then other times its like his body language is saying he wants me to come to his house. like I cant explain but he will run up to me and start running towards his home with this look like "come on"
>>41419392i've noticed.. but for some reason it's more fun to talk to people here i feel like people are weird in a different more off putting way in other normie spaces
>>41419392wdym how is the game about immigration? ur a lil fucken chudcel
>>41419397you should go with him and see what's he's showing you
makaronilaatiko is baking now :3i hate u all
>>41419416I want to, but like I don't want to just go on their property lol
>>41417471cheating on a cis woman with a tranny is forgiveablecheating on a tranny is unforgiveable
>>41419397He's trying to lure you in to the basement
>>41419425are you not friends with them? do it sneaky style, maybe i've watched too many crime things but what if they had a dead body or something..
>>41419392> you're so right bro. nothing means anything. subtext does not existYou finally get it
>>41419431holy based. i didnt think they actually made based men still
im gonna mess up i know i am
If I want severely executivley dysfunctional I would rival napoleon, hitler, and iskandar
>>41419459You got this
>>41419423>makaronilaatiko is baking now :3:)>i hate u all:(
>>41419441yeah I know them, but usually I only go over for a reason. would be weird to be like "I was following your dog" lol
>>41419459looks yummyim rooting for u!>>41419474sry im just cranky
>>41419470>>41419480its not burning like its supposed to tho
>>41419459finally putting spaghetti sauce on your noodles. I'm proud of you for not eating them plain like some ancient Roman
>>41419483I'll make your little noodle burn
>>41419483cooking is all about burning food the right amount. not too much, not too little.
hey pichu, should i play pokemon snap?
>>41419118Why ... why do you seem to regret that fact ?
>>41419488i usually use sauce!! tho last night i did eat linguine with just butter>>41419494i didnt predict it this time lol>>41419496tell that to the spaghetti! im not doing anything wrong!
>>41419510>tell that to the spaghetti! im not doing anything wrong!Hey stu could you do a vocaroo saying this with an exaggerated italian accent.
>>41419533i cant but that is a good idea lol
>>41419538:(
>>41419541people would hear me doing voices by myself, id be embarrassed
Not coming to eat the spaghetti dinner my tranner made before she calls me to the table using an amusing italian accent.
>>41419500Shes not hereShes posting doomer threads about herself
Yo pichu, should I smoke this crack?
>>41419571Just tell them you're insane and they won't mind
think I found a ai run channel on YouTube. ai generated videos and voice that make no sense. and the author replies to every comment like chatgtpts writing style. are we at the point where bots are making their own channels their self?wish YouTube would do something about ai garbage, tired of scrolling through it all to find something real
>>41419613This has been going on for over a year. I know of several channels like that. It's gay as shit. Dead internet theory shawty
>>41419613Some Dutch cunt tried doing this years back already so it's been a thing for a while
>>41419613>are we at the point where bots are making their own channels their self?We've been there for a while now.>wish YouTube would do something about ai garbage, tired of scrolling through it all to find something realWe're at the point that ai/bots makes channels and content that is watched by ai/bots, commented by ai/bots and the comments are answered by ai/bots.
I'm supposed to be topped by a cute trans girl tomorrow. Any tips? I have done anal stuff with prostate massagers and dildos but only really felt pleasure a handfull of times with them and IDK what im doing wrong. Also am I dumb but how am I supposed to use poppers. like how frequent and how big of a inhale.
makaronilaatiko is almost readyi hope it tastes goodi fried some red peppers with the beef for a little extra surprise
>>41419648I'm sorry sir but this is anti bottom chaser zone
>>41419607Lemme get some of dat
finished my food :) i didnt get it to burn as much as i wanted but i think the taste is good
>>41419724Smakelijk eten for real this time
>>41419625grim. then those bots are going to analyze other bot videos that influence the algorithm and make even more shit that's further from reality
>>41419724i knew u could do it good job looks yummy
>>41419737ty :)>>41419786yayy ty <3 it is yummy
>>41419648basically just communicate a whole bunch is the only really important tip! find something that feels good for you bothre: poppers the answer is just. as much as you want as big as you want. have you used them at all before? grasp the bottle with your fingers with your thumb pointing upwards, then use the thumb to close one nostril while you inhale through the other. im a big bitch so I do maybe 7s inhale w 7s of holding my breatb afterwards in each nostril, but start small (maybe 2 or 3s) and increment. the effects last only a minute or so so feel free to reup as often as you like but like. don't be worrying about it it's just an extra thing it's not a big deal
Also you will smell like a pool
I hate it when trannies bring trans shit into the incest fantasy. I don't want to get fucked by a "mommy with a dick" I want to get fucked by my mom.
>>41419837you will most certainly smell like a pool yeah. esp if you spill it which you should avoid cause it fucks up your clothes and skin but it basically always happens. i kinda like the pool smell though its very clean and comforting at the same time to me
>>41419838right yeah i get that. it's hard to communicate that kind of thing but I've definitely run into similar frustrations with chasers. it's tough
makaronilaatiko is donemy food always looks a bit like vomit desu...
has anyone else watched a joi and not followed all the instructions
u lil fucken chud u couldn’t answer the question abt the pokemon game huh bitch
>>41419860Looks good!
>>41419861I'm a rebel
>>41419860Looks bad!
>>41418951Yes!
>>41419868thx c:>>41419877the duality of man
>>41419830do you do poppers a lot. i thought you didnt have sex>>41419872do you yearn to be punished for your misbehavior as i do
howcome men are nicer to me than womendoes that mean im hot
>>41419891>do you yearn to be punished for your misbehavior as i doNo I just don't like being told what to do because of the autism
>>41419907Are we tho?
>>41419913i dont like being told what to do unless its something i want to do
>>41419916i think soi try hard to make friends w women but most of them dont like mei dont rly try to make friends with men but many of them like me
>>41419830Damn, I didn't know you were a whore like that lol
>>41419866huhhh what question....
>>41419924>unless its something i want to doThat doesn't even work for me, it's quite retarded
>>41419891i keep them by the terlet
ive also noticed a strange phenomenon where i tend to have an easier time making friends with super hot women than with average ones
>>41419931do not people not know I fuck just because I'm an incel that doesn't mean I don't fuck
>>41419949I feel like people just retain zero info here
gorny
>>41419939die pissbaby chud
>>41419958gmgm!
>>41419958gourney
>>41419949Did you sniff poppers before you wrote that comment lol? Wtf are you saying?
>>41419973You're just kinda dumb Rach
>>41419960I'm not a chud I'm a wokecel....>>41419957same to be fair>>41419973god I forgot how fucking stupid you are
>>41419940go eat some ice cream, now!>>41419945you should try eating more fiber instead
>>41419958garni
>>41420000i get a strong and healthy intake of fiber!!!!! and my microbiome is first rate!!!! i also keep an eye on my hydration level and pelvic floor muscles!!!!!!!! don't ever question my commitment to pooping again!!!!!!
Albania gave an ai a political position last month. truly they are in the future.
i ate the makaronilaatiko it was goodthere's plenty leftover for tomorrowi have been playing this fun game trying to see if i can survive on 50 euros per week by only eating once a dayive spent about 30 on groceries so far this week, will prob have to go buy some more the day after tomorrow when the macaroni pie is donealtho actually i have a lot of potatoes so maybe i can stretch it further
im trying so hard to stop being treatler but god I want a burrito. i want a burrito so bad I think I'm gonna die. mnnngh im going crazy I crave it I need it. i can't stop imagining the taste of it in my mouth. picrel is me looking at a burrito
>>41420044>that lengthseems more like a kebabrulla or smth
>>41420047it appears slightly stretched due to general relativity
>>41420062ur so hungry its warping spacetime...
hugging strawberry, kissing strawberry, protecting strawberry...
>>41419996Oh, you're angy lol
>>41420071in the future we'll have near-lightspeed food delivery so you can press a button and have eaten a burrito half an hour ago
>>41420075Why are you always the dumbest motherfucker here
>>41420075no I'm hangry :< the place I like that used to do haggis burritos closed down.... it was so good and cheap too......
>>41420010i forgot youre into poop stuff
>>41420080in the far future yes. in the near future we will first eat nutrient paste that contains the amount of calories, proteins, nutrients that the human body requires.
living with anxiety is so raped
Haggis burrito
>>41420106ooohhhhhh I can't wait I love paste>>41420099it's very important to me the gut is the seat of the soul>>41420113what does this mean
food idea: combine a croquembouche and croque monsieur somehow
>>41417855Would you?
>>41420111throwing up in my work bathroom because i was 10 minutes late
>>41420133Lookit dem dsldem 'pin batty boy face
>>41420133They need to see an orthodontist and a dermatologist and a hair stylist. Just fixing that recessed jaw would do huge work for them
>>41420138Shidding and farting on the floor of the office in the fetal position because I was 10 minutes late
>>41420133Would
>>41420170literally me dude
>>41420128i see the vision. sounds pretty good
>>41420090Ugh gross
>>41420204You have gay sex
eating my haggis in my kilt at loch lomond after a game of golf
>>41420218FUCK YOU im not a stereotype it's just really good in burritos. also I'm happy you said loch Lomond instead of loch Ness that's objectively the more famous one Americans always talk about loch Ness
28+ tranners <3
>>41420213If you ask me all sex is gay sex
Loch lomond more like I've got a severe loch of tranny grickle in my mouth today
Finally jorked it to some trannies after almost two weeks! WHEW!
>>41420248you're so fucking right>>41420280oh thank god I was getting worried about you
>>41420243i know loch lomond from the song i havent heard
>>41420213No I don't bro. I have sex with females. You're the one that gets your hairy ass filled with strange Grindr dick lol
black men <3
>>41419830Thank you for the advice tho sadly looks like nothings happening now since she got mad I didn't wanna do spontaneous outdoor sex for my first time :(for poppers i've done them before and liked them but the new ones I got I didn't know if I was doing them wrong or if there really is that big of a difference between ones even from the same manufacturer.
about to extract rna yay
>>41420372More like rnyay
Rach the type of nigga to get a lifetime sentence if the cops ever found his computer
>>41420307i like it it's pretty I used to sing it a lot as a lullaby when I was a babysitter>>41420311I wish I did that. should I do that. I've been thinking of just doing that lately to see if it cures me>>41420367that's a bummer... ppl like that are kinda unreasonable altho mb it was just partially a hosting issue? to me that's what it actually is a lot of the time when ppl suggest outdoor meetsnot really related but there's a really rich culture and history behind fuckin in public it's really worth reading into if you're curious. here it's called the "cottaging industry". it's kinda sad how Grindr just killed all that stuff instantly. sorry nobody asked it just popped into my headthere's definitely a pretty big difference between brands. there's a couple different molecules with similar effects sold under the name, so people are pretty particular. I like liquid gold!
vaxx status?
>>41420000>go eat some ice cream, now!I think I'll have to with that get
>>41420413I'm baxxed!!!!! i think it was a long time ago. my ex just got a flu shot I'm wondering if I should do it in future apparently it's like a tenner and I always get as sick as a dog in winter. idk I'll see how it goes for her
>>41420413i was about to vaccinate my kids against measles but then i discovered the trap thread on b and got redpilled
i guess I'm in a yapping mood today I want to yap
>>41420412you would like it
this is us . we're a boatload of binacle
>>41420413I just got my covid booster and now this specific post is all blurry and I can't read it anymore. What's happening?
>>41420439it's honestly not my style it's all about like the king or whatever. but I like songs about water
>>41420426It's over.>>41420428We're so back. >>41420441It's too late for you. I give you two more weeks.
>>41420440NOT my trainer btw that crime against fashion was not perpetrated by my cute and well manicured hands
My mom refused to get vaxxed but then she died from covid. Did she secretly get the vaccine? I know it has to have been was the vaxx that killed her.
>>41420434That's so unlike you
>>41420447do you like bridge over troubled water
I slept with the guy who gave me my last COVID booster and his husband. is that a known side effect or. in hindsight I can't believe that actually happened I love my life
>>41420468I do but I don't fw Simon & Garfunkel. I like the Aretha Franklin version tho
>>41420469you need to stop saying contradictory things its upsetting me >:(
What's happening forum, can we get a quick myocarditis mic-check?
>>41420480do I contradict myself? very well then, i contradict myself. for i am large. i contain multitudes
>>41420400wait literally truebut first i have to use evil carconegenic and corrsosive chemicals
>>41420485im all clear :D https://voca.ro/152pliSVgRxn
>>41420486i thought you said you were a virgin
Do y'all like that Madonna song about being a virgin?
>>41420513i like the one about being a gold digger
>>41420500ok so basically I was a virgin by double technicality where I thought I hadn't bottomed since transition. so my guymen would still be intact given you get a reset when you troon out. HOWEVER apparently that's not even true and my most recent ex claims to have topped me so I recently lost my virginity wirelessly. now I'm just a used up hag
>>41420530fakecel
>>41420513why would I listen to any Madonna other than trve peam https://youtu.be/bZAMiK6ROZA
I for one like ACTUAL incel trannies not some fakecel ones.
>>41420513No it's like a virgin
I don't want to shower but I also don't want to brew up a fungal infectionThis blows
>>41420534>>41420556no you see I can still be an incel bcs i don't shower regularly that's the only criteria
>>41420566The council has decided not to grant you the rank of incel.
>>41420561oh god forbid we build affordable and luxurious housing for fungi
a cute boymoder is like the ideal test of masculinity and heterosexuality for males. some of them literally look like girls when naked but don’t know how to act like it at all and just wear baggy clothes it’s not even a meme. this should get you rock hard
>>41420570but... I need this... I don't have anything else..... what am I if I'm not an incel.... im just chopped.... im just bogged....
Does it still count as being a virgin if you never came?
do I act like a girl>>41420578i think we're ALL virgins love is love
>>41420574what does this mean
>>41420578No>>41420587No
Any other schizophrenic chasers here?Do will the girls date a schizophrenic?
asking the sacred oracle of delphi if i’m male brained or fem brained
>>41420627hi rick no thx
Babe I didn't cheat on you, we just soaked for a few hours
I’m still a virgin, because I never loved any of my victims.
>>41420640I'm not RickAnd this isn't a situation where Rick is saying "I'm not Rick"
>>41420627Rick?
>>41420647Classic Rick!
>>41420645its ok... i could... jump on the bed for you if you want
Is Rick in the room with us right now?
i bought the Cholula that makes u shit yourself instantly by accident cause I wasn't paying attention.... this sucks... now I have to eat all of it....>>41420647oh if you're not Rick then of course it's nbd everyone's got some stuff they're dealing with we can find a way to make it work
it doesnt count as a body if you do it while you're dressed up as a girl
>>41420667eat what...
What should I bring to friendsgiving? I wanted to try my hand at a Turkey but turkey has been banned. I can deffo make a pumpkin pie but what else to show off my cooking mama skills?
>>41420684Murder?
>>41420691Thanksgiving was last week buddy
Need an american tranner gf so I would get to experience thanksgiving
Need an American chaser bf so I can have 2 thanksgivings
>>41420690the cholula you pervert...>>41420691maybe its weird but i feel like if i really wanted to show off i would do like the salad or something. i feel like if you reallllly kill it on a salad people will be impressed cause it offsets everything else really well >>41420699rightttt i lowkey really wanna do it even tho its like evil or whatever. i guess i could just throw a friendsgiving if i wanted to there's no rules
i love gilgamesh so much... i wish gilgamesh could be my husband in real life. but he's gay and also from ancient uruk
>>41420574me but i dont look like a girl when naked
you people post too much i missed 2 threads due to work what the hell has happened this is important to mewhat is bronya doing
>>41420744im eating hot chip and watching fate/stay night :D i love my stupid tranny life
>>41420744oh and good work today! im proud of you
>>41420647ok maybe i would as long as you’re not him
>>41420750what kind of hot chip? i've only got pretzels in they suck so bad
>>41420770Murder?
>>41420713>SaladI'm not gunna lie it's not really a salad crowd. Its a bunch of channer guys. We ride motorcycles. Steak and cheap beer crowd.
sex probably isnt very good anyway. i would like if someone was mean to me tho
>>41420781>>41420786i don't give a fuck if it's the hell's angels after you eat a shit ton of roast poultry potatoes and mac and cheese you're gonna want a nice crisp refreshing salad. put some fucking bacon on it or whatever if thats what you have to do>>41420781its actually just normal chip but im dipping it in some salsa verde. i think salsa verde might be my favourite food in the world i love tomatillos so much idk why
>>41420799What about both at the same time?
i would like if someone was mean to me during sex and after too and before too
>>41420631wondering these things is always fembrained
Calling my tranner a dork and a doodoohead while railing her. It's her kink.
>>41420817Okay jerkface let's fuck
Oh yeah you love that don't you you dummy!
nnngh yeah who's my pretty little chud.... who's a mommy's stupid little chud... you like that don't you you like it when i defile your pure little flower...
>>41420815maybe>>41420835ok fuckface lets jerk
Yeah take that big dick, buttface. You like that don't you, dummy? Who's ass is this, spaz,? C'mon, say it for me.
>>41420808Well really salads are Johns thing. and by that I mean he made a bagged salad with hot cheetos in it once. I wanna make something tasty and impressive!! I was thinking toad in the hole or something along those lines.
>>41420854>maybeMake up your mind, dumb bitch
>>41420853You can't grosspost this. I want you to say this to me while you finger my ass and jerk me off at the same time
>>41420889fuck you!!! i dont have sex with chuds>>41420869LMAO toad in the hole is delicious but its kinda hard to have it be. particularly beautiful. its a food of convenience not exactly one of glamourdo you eat that at thanksgiving? i like it a lot its super good u have to get a proper breakfast sausage tho i wonder if that would be hard in americawhat about a beef wellington? you can get the ingredients cheaper than you would think if you know where to shop
You called me a bottom chaser so many times that it lost its power over me. It's your fault I want to get fucked in the ass.
>>41420906another successful victim
>>41420903I'm not really a chud. I just want to be fingeted and jerked
i wish i had someone to abuse me
>>41420884ok yes i would like that :,(
>>41420925oh yea thats no problem that sounds totally cute>>41420927me too but we keep it moving the only relationship is a healthy relationship
>>41420713>rightttt i lowkey really wanna do it even tho its like evil or whatever.lmao
Telling my tranner I will abuse her but never actually doing it and instead showering her with love and affection
>>41420927Shut up stupid bitch. We're holding hands.
>>41420938i mean right??? isnt that why people still do friendsgiving??? but i think ppl would look at me weird and i already end up celebrating most of the jewish holidays which are pretty similar right
>>41420927Abusing you by not abusing you and thus causing you discomfort for unfulfilled fantasies. Take that.
>>41420946No they do it because on real Thanksgiving they'll be with their families. It's for college kids before fall break
>>41420930Not even putting up a fight, pathetic
>>41420953oh i had no idea i thought it was like a woke rebranding like freedom fries or israeli couscous
>>41420958im too desperate...
>>41420935but i need it>>41420940>>41420941>>41420948why are you guys like this? :(
>>41420983Marina would never do that though, that's an absurd depiction.
>>41420983I wish winemom would do this to me
>>41420983ew a transbian picture in my chasergen
>>41420927Agp sissy
>>41420983me on the left w/ me on the right
>>41420978It looks good on you
>>41420983omg i need that :(
>>41420995i havent played the game i just downloaded theses pics from here>>41421002>>41421003>>41421006im straight i just dont have any pics of a guy doing something similar to a girl saved but desu i think im just bottom. if a girl is willing to top me and dom me i think i would let her at least just to try it out. but i prefer guys>>41421007how is that posible
>>41421034be your own boyfriend
>>41421034Reusing arm pics too smdh.
>>41421034Agp sissy who wants to be abused
i want a guy with a tasteful number of pillows on his bed
>>41421060agp post
>>41421060Too bad. I hate that shit. And there's only one blanket and it's thin
>>41421067Hsts
>>41421060I have 2 and a bodypillow with a normal pillowcase
Getting in bed with bronya and getting suffocated to death by her weighted blanked because she's fat so she needs a really heavy weighted blanket
>>41421077Fuck you>>41421072Dropped and fingered>>41421081You're a damn coward and you know it
>>41420903>toad in the hole isnt glamorousA nice fluffy crispy result takes some know how. Its meaty and carby and delicious and greasy. We're in our mid to late twenties so as channer failures anything above frozen food is already impressive. Beef wellington is an idea. Scotch egg sounds yummy too. I need to feed the men.
I have two 60 by 80cm pillows in my king size bed
>>41420640>>41420627its so funny when other posters just are trying to have a conversation and get accused of being me. LMAO and I really that much of a villain here?
i feel like i walk through the world always a little bit scared, especially of other people
>>41421110scotch egg also more of a picnic food here i dont think i have a very good understanding of thanksgiving at all. they're fun to make tho ive done it like once but i usually just buy premade ones. theres loads of different types you could do like a black pudding one a chorizo one etc etc. really gorgeous perfect egg in the middle with a jammy yolk sure you'll seem like samin fucking nosrat
>>41421132which is perf for this time of year!!
>>41421132That's probably because you do.
what to do when a tranner starts saying crazy depressing shit about themselves? Why cant you all be happy like barbie?
>>41421022thank you ><
>>41421132I'll keep you safe
>>41421146Lol
>>41421153>hairy smelly stu cotch that smells like estrogen and girl stank
>>41421146>>41421147need to find a dad to date to make me feel safe
>>41421132me too. but i learned to balance it out with loving other ppl more than im scared of them. mb its cheesy but it helped me. i hope u feel safe
>>41421132It's so weird to me that people live like this because I can't relate at all.
>>41421132They call that an anxiety disorder
>>41421167hate this, self harm is fucking disgusting and I hate it. stop doing this to yourself, GOD DAMN IT
Why would you be scared of people? They're all a bunch of pussies, just waiting to be fucked.
>>41421132maybe because theres a bunch of fent addicts in cali. not sure why you feel scared in your schizo house though
im a pussy just waiting to be fucked :(
>>41421167Maybe but probably also some therapy stuff. Trans women keeping calling me daddy without asking and it's gotten kind of funny
>>41421153Don't get too excited now, not without me at least
why no one pay attention to me
I can't pay attention, I'm broke.
being a straight tgirl with mommy issues instead of daddy issues is so weird i don’t feel represented at all. i do want male fingers in my mouth though
You’re pretty good.
>>41421216Weirdo
>>41421196>>41421215I know, I'll begin my transition. I won't actually take titty skittles but I'll put on my pretend hat and be a hot woman with huge princess peach tittiesHello boys, want my 30 y.o. cooch? I'm a muscle mommy <3stop being broke then, ill give u some of my patreon moneys
>>41421216this is me as well let me tell you a secret just pretend it's daddy issues they can't tell the difference and it's way more marketable
>>41421215Ayyyy we got a comedian here!
>>41421221see look lmfao everyone hates u for no reason
>>41421216Good taste
>>41421183i live in the middle of nowhere, its just rich old people out here>>41421174its not anxiety if i KNOW everyone despises me>>41421170hopefully i can work through it too!>>41421176thats why i need the dad, he would love me sm that i would never have any bad thoughts or urges>>41421188i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'>>41421216real real real, my mom def fucked me up more than my dad but its easier to talk about daddy issues, especially wwhen my issue w him is that he didn't save me from my mom when i was a kid, then its got like degrees of separation
>>41421228that’s what i’ve been doing. but do u think they’d find out the healthy relationship i have with my father and thus that im larping and leave me or is that just kinda funny
>>41420829is this true?all YAY i got good numbers for my RNA
anyone else pretend to be trans women here to catfish and prank chasers? yeah.. heh, me neither.
>>41421239don't worry about it the natural state of the mind is enlightenment you probably know way better about that stuff than me
>>41421239>i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'DBT
>>41421189sorry..
my dad tries his best and def loves me i just kinda get the sense he’s been experiencing ennui his whole life. my mom is a pathological liar though and i think nowadays i get my bpd from her
>>41421242why does he have to find out i dont understand are you bringing chasers back to your parents???just kidding LMFAOi mean idk i guess it depends how deep into it you get
25 year old chasers <3
>>41421239>i'll look into therapy, it might be helpful '.'Lol. Yeah I'm aware of your stuff just doing the cheap psa that a relationship will not fix your problems.
>>41421259I'm sure you just typoed and pressed the wrong key and you actually love 35 year old chasers instead so love you too babe <3
>>41421251doing dbt after cbt on my tranner
>>41421144I will make beef wellington and a pumpkin pie in your honor nona. I'll do a trial run this weekend and if I remember I'll post em here for you.
Chasers who havge ages <3
>>41421259We don't make those anymore. They're just reppers now
>>41421239Fucking a father figure will only fuck you up even more. You think you want it but guess what? Fathers are flawed men and their emotions get the best of them sometimes too. What you're essentially looking for a god-like figure within masculinity and only YOU can approve and be happy about yourselfself harm isn't sexy, I don't like when women are weak and hate themselves. i dont know why this is a meme
>>41421255You call that a proper apology?
>>41421277Rare moment of lucidity
>>41421271WOAAAAA thats the most exciting thing someone's ever said to me on here im gonna be stoked for it all weekend now!!! i hope it isn't too much work im cheering you on they'll b perfect!!!!ive never made pumpkin pie maybe ill look up a recipe
>>41421256Having ennui doesn't excuse things though
see i’m not a real freak because i only like a little age gap; 5-10 years max
My parental issues gave me the ability to kill small animals without pity or remorse.Never understood the mommy/daddy issue faggy stuff
>>41421280im sorry :( idk how to apologize properly
>>41421283I'm actually very based and sane-pilled. how else do you think I run a hentai patreon successfully? I went to school for marketing after all.
>>41421272>tfw you're a being outside of time and space
guess who cut his hair again...
>>41421267no i mean my chaser! he is 25
>>41421289do u keep them for eating?
>>41421283Don't encourage him
>>41421289oh… interesting ….
>>41421299):<
>>41421306why not? because I'm awesome?
>>41421297you're wildly out of my league i would be too intimidated to even start a conversation let alone date
>>41421294Jeffrey Epstein was successful. So you're saying he was sane?
>>41421289All I got was vague melancholy for life and attachment issues.
>>41421288I felt like a real freak with a 9-year gap
>>41421250I’ve not heard that expression b4 where is it from? Also I don’t know anything>>41421251I cannot do more Marsha linehan worksheets, besides it’s no longer indicated if you’ve tried it b4 and it didn’t help sadly>>41421261fair fair, it’s just a deeply appealing answer ya know>>41421277I’m working v hard on not doing and I’ve gotten way better about not doing it but it’s really hard bc I really kinda obsess over hurting myself/being hurt or killing myself
>>41421290Guess I have to teach you everything
I shower every other day, and I showered this morning. But I want to her off tonight. Guess I'll just be stinky tomorrow. Single chaser btw ;)
>>41421314are we in the same league, smooches?>>41421322classic logical fallacy and strawman comparison. No one person is completely good or completely evil and even that morality is subjective within their respective realms.that's like saying, bill gates made windows so everyone that made operating systems is evil.
>>41421336god i have no idea where i got it from originally this stuff just bounces around in my head forever. its definitely a daoist idea that like. the mind is automatically and naturally enlightened - enlightenment is inevitable and impossible to resist - the natural way of the body is perfected etc etc
>>41421324craziest i did was a 13 year age gap, but that was only a little talking stage
>>41421346Actually no. You were implying you must be sane because you're successful. I refuted your argument. Submit!
>>41421338im sorry :( how should i apologize?
>>41421336trust me, old men are single for a reason. If a man is single past the age of 30, something is seriously fucked up with him or he failed in life regarding a major pillar.I'm saying this as a man who's 30, at my current state, I wouldn't date myself. maybe if I made like 300k a year I would? but I don't make anything close to that.ur young and hot, get a good man and hitch your wagon to a kind hearted man, even if you aren't attracted to him
>>41421341>I want to her off tonightInteresting phrasing for putting on all your sissy gear but I love that for you
(You)s are like crack to Rick. Thank you retards for giving him (You)s. I bet you also give money to drug addicts too. Nice job
>>41421357in order to have some modem of success one can't be that insane to their own detriment. so I operate at a level of sanity that's deemed appropriate enough to function.NOW YOU SUBMIT, wrench!
>>41421368real. just ignore her
>>41421368don't (you) block me broyou just bein' a hater rn fool
>>41421359Any proper apology starts by getting on your knees
>>41421368>>41421384pissing chuds off like you brings me more joy than getting (you's) knowing that I annoy you just a little bit makes me laugh out loud actually. I love seeing my haters hate
>>41421302no. i just kill em>>41421310meap >>41421323Sry
>>41421399i’m not a chud. kys please insane creep
>>41421391sometimes i think i cant get laid because im too committed to doing bits. because if a guy said this to me i would perfectly perform an elaborate 17 step traditional japanese bow of apology. i think i saw nichijou at a formative age and now im bitchless forever
>>41421406you type like one>male brain fail
Twisting and pulling out clumps of gooch hair as we speak
>>41421409I think too many losers who don't have sex take it too seriously and wouldn't be able to laugh in the bedroom
>>41421402wasteful... show proper respect to the animals you have to eat them to thank them properly and make sure their souls go to heaven
Bronya naked dogeza with her clothes neatly folded next to her
>>41421425sure yes that is a valid point but i think there also comes a point you know what i mean. maybe i get into doing clowngirl shit
>>41421442I do not know what you mean, no.
>>41421391how about this?https://litter.catbox.moe/p2fsvxawhigope0g.jpeg
>>41421437but it would be a waste for me to do it cause i famously don't wear underwear and the whole point of the naked dogeza is the clothes neatly folded from least to most embarrasing. thats literally the entire point of the image. also i would look fat as FUCK in a dogeza position even filters couldn't save that
how do i prepare myself mentally for incoming corporate slavery
Doing one of those Japanese diving bows onto the gock and fracturing her penis
>>41421453you don't you try to find any other way to make income to avoid this path. Make a patreon if you have a talent of some kind or start onlyfools
>>41421451i didnt fold clothes in my pic :(i need to make another one
hello guys
>>41421447thats okay one day people will understand me
>>41421286Pumpkin Pie, afaik, is pretty easy. Pie crust would be the hardest part but most people buy them premade because it's vaguely dull work and you cant make it too exciting. Guess I'll be on the hunt for a used tood processor.That's kind of sad but I'll make you proud.
Good evening :)
If I could date a woman like bronya who hides behind 100 layers of irony so no one sees the dead empty husk beneath the layers, I would be a happy man
>>41421450I guess you're not entirely useless
tranny who feeds me
i’m like painfully disgusting genuine
>>41421483yayy :) ty <3
>>41421453Get a wfh laptop job. If I didn't wfh I might unironically kill myself
>>41421466u created the energy of it without it having to be in the actual image. its a perfect naked dogeza and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. your gift for photography is unsurpassed>>41421473thats not sad!!! appliances like that nobody really buys firsthand anymore right? good luck finding a good one i havent been on the hunt i want a nice toaster
>>41421453Don't make it into a big thing, don't build it up, that's how you get anxiety. It's normal, every does it, you'll be fine
>>41421489>>41421450fffuck, this is hot
>>41421464i have no easily monetizable skills and im not whoring out for money im about to get back into corporate slavery but im so fucking scared of all that kpi hr bullshit it gives me anxiety to even think about it
>>41421475Hi Rav how is you?
>>41421453Remember the company doesn't care about you. Don't care about them.Do what your paid to do, no more. And never give it even like "80%" bc they'll expect that and better from you for eternityLearn your workers rights and read your companies policies. Use both against them if you ever need to bc they'll try to tell you different assuming you don't know either
>>41421489So what was that about having sex being to you?
>>41421453bruh its not that bad. i suggest doing stuff like local government work though. a lot of people in the government are old and slow. but, obviously, it depends on what type of work you do. soooo like what type of work do you do?
>>41421497yay :) i can do a good naked dogeza
>>41421510I'd whore myself on onlyfools if I were hot before going back to a corpo job. I was in sales before but recently quit because my patreon supplemented my income enough.its bad, the pointless conversations, the HR karens, the constant walking on eggshells to not piss anyone off. the constant gossip and dramathe soul crushing boredom of being imprisoned in a cubicle when you have to be thereits much less humiliating to be a whore than tha
>>41421513I'm okay overall. Started playing Megabonk, watched a lot of Pokémon last night (finished orange islands) and now I'm at work <3
>>41421533can you show us your ass on all fours, face down?? plz?
>>41421477LMFAO i guess everything is someone's type huh>>41421484me with you anon. sorry i spent like 5 minutes trying to convert a tiktok to a gif idk how to do it not on my phone so u juust have to imagine the video
I can't respond to rick but he's bringing up interesting points
>>41421529Damn I'm just forgetting words
good morning guys (fk you its morning for me). the DOMS is very bad today I fear
i said hello guys
Trannies with hot mouths even though they have thin lips1. Flower2. Bronya3. bpdmoder maybe I think
>>41421497I meant that me making food was peak thrills for chasergen for you. I am an unapologetic thrifter. My blender was left next to a dumpster she works great.
>>41421277>Fucking a father figure will only fuck you up even moreBasednuke>You think you want it but guess what? Fathers are flawed men and their emotions get the best of them sometimes too. What you're essentially looking for a god-like figure within masculinity and only YOU can approve and be happy about yourselfSlow down bro calm down. This is too much based truth for the meta attracted girls
>>41421601as you should thats what community spirit is all about thats exactly how i got my clothesirn and its the nicest one ive ever used>>41421599you're just saying this fuck you >:( ill always be insecure about them but im so scared of filler idk what to do>>41421586>>41421582good morning and hello!
left shoulder hurty a bit :(
i dropped my fking burrito i wish i was dead
Shit thread
>>41421643A scottish burrito is probably just some french fries wrapped in a sheep's stomach
>>41421654You can leave whenever you like <3
>>41421643
>>41421660read french fries and instantly handsfreed>>41421683FUCK YOU
>>41421599i've been saying thin lips are chic
Just nutted harder than I ever have imagining topping very masculine men oops I think I'm just regular gay
>>41421696Lmao
Nobody ever leaves
>>41421701hot can u describe the men for me
>>41421702why are you lmaoing me
>>41421705dont forget you're here forever
>>41421711new <3>>41421711new <3>>41421711new <3
i dont even feel like masturbating. what else do i do
>>41421627If you have thin lips it's about lip shape instead of plumpness. Women get btfo'd by advertising and social media, but they don't realize that there's more than one way to be attractive and you don't have to fit into an ideal since men are attracted to women as individuals instead of seeing them as competing nodes in a complex network of socio-economic relations like women see men
>>41421728dont ragebait me
>>41421720I could use a blowjob
>>41421741i like the synthesis here between watches-too-much-anime ("don't piss me off") + uses-too-much-twitter ("ragebait")