I think I've become an FTM chaser out of pure autistic pragmatism.I'm a very homo-leaning bi because women make me nervous, but nature worked really hard on that penis/vagina compatibility combo and it's just so unbelievably convenient compared to anal. And pooners who simultaneously like PIV but also put in the work to Be A Man tend to be people I get along with really well. Also tdick is eminently suckable. I need a hairy little pervert husband to cuddle.
What about post-SRS detrans MTFs?
>>41425956>I need a hairy little pervert husband to cuddle.I didn't read anything else you wrote but this is peam
>>41425976Even more alarm bells going off in my brain than a run-of-the-mill cis woman
>>41426005I'm gonna be real with you bro. I just wanted a pussy. The rest of being a woman sucks.
>>41425976https://voca.ro/192FzesytzQt
>>41426043go back >>41425679
>>41426067https://voca.ro/1eEDiOVHToWk
>>41426043Most MTFs have no chance of successfully impersonating an FTM.I'm just a biological male who likes getting fucked.
>>41426085you sound like elliot rodger
>>41426096https://voca.ro/1oE6Fs0fMWL9
>>41426124https://voca.ro/1aIVXtKiMKq5
>>41426148say this>You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
>>41426179https://voca.ro/12fCUtprOjb1
>>41426208i think YOU'RE gay
>>41426224https://voca.ro/1mSoDiqmVUHM
>>41426251you have a cute voice i hope you troon out
>>41426132I have a neoclitoris constructed from glans tissue and a neovagina constructed from small intestine. It is more than capable of taking a dick. I am capable of orgasm both from stimulation of the neoclitoris through its hood and from stimulation of the prostate through the neovaginal canal. There is also erotic sensation at the neovaginal entrance. Rubbing the neovulva is pleasurable too.
>>41426266https://voca.ro/1lsa3fRLEU8b
>>41426279https://voca.ro/15gejitkfxOJ
>>41426326The surgeon was very clear that SRS would not give me a real vagina, and about the potential risks and complications.I'm sorry your friends got botched. Some surgeons absolutely do prey on desperate people, and I have heard of foreign surgeons lying about what's achievable.
>>41426372I hope it works out for you. I just don't think straight men are going to be interested in a post op trans woman, and trans women are setting themselves up for disappointment and disability having srs.
The number of vocaroo links in this thread is mystifying but I never click on those because they're always cringe, so I'll never know what this guy is saying.
>>41426472i didn't listen to anything he said but he sounds like elliot rodger which is cute
>>41426505Are you the rodger autist who was spamming ftmg a while ago
>>41426527um no
>>41426472He's whining about his tranny friends who went to cheapass Thai surgeons and got bad results.
>>41425976I'm not the only one?
>>41426619Apparently not.Having a neovagina is great, and most troons will never know because they're too busy whining that it's not a real vagina.
>>41426644i have a neovagina i hate it so much it's always leaking and i can't pee standing up with it
>>41426653Did you not realize before going in for surgery that you wouldn't be able to pee standing up anymore?
>>41426662i wasn't worried about that but then i detransitioned and it seems like i should be able to pee standing up if i'm a man
Hmm. A convincing thread, to be sure, but have you been wary of Fake Bones? There are lying children about this time of year, in order to get our delicious sweets they dress up as bones (fake) but do not be fooled. Grab a knife, to end their life, that's how the saying goes.
>>41426679I use a stall and check my messages while doing my business.
I'm turning into a st4t chaser because I think a FTM treating my dick like it's his would be really hot.Also because shared understanding of dysphoria. If I dont ever pass I at least want someone who understands that pain
This is why only straight trans men are normal! Get help! FTM fucking werido!
>>41425976eeeeeew why
>>41426740So I can be penetrated without having to do anal.
>>41425956I think you're maybe overthinking this and the actual answer can be said in fewer words. I don't actually know what the answer is that's just my hunch.
>>41426819Brother what question do you think I was asking?
>>41426726
>>41426879Dunno I didn't read it.
>>41425956>I need a hairy little pervert husband to cuddle.
>>41425956I think poons should be hairless but otherwise I think like you do
>>41425956Wait until you find out about testosterone-induced vaginal atrophy and vaginismus.
>>41428934T makes pussy tighter and more puffy, how is that a bad thing?
>>41429003My vagina is 2 cm deep and is straight-walled (it does not expand)
>>41428934Wait until you find out about "getting medical treatment" and "that doesn't happen to everyone"
>>41429015I can dialate it with my dingus
>>41428934You should stop complaining about this on 4chan and go see a doctor about it
>>41426326I guarantee you the SRS was not the prime motivator there. maybe you could have been a better friend; usually when people contemplate that sort of thing, it's because they feel isolated and lost.
>>41425956wholesome and beautiful
>>41431933I appreciate it. These guys are ridiculously hard to find though.
>>41426279>neovagina constructed from small intestineSRSoids actually believe this is equivalent to a vagina. Holy shit they really are demented.
>>41426680breathtakingly schizo post
