ok but are you also immune to constipation?

>>41449664
Well, yes - but everyone is with the right breathing practices, pelvic floor therapy, and perineal massage.
Also why are the captchas confusing dogshit now

>>41449685
good to know
who was your surgeon anyway?

>>41449656
kino
>I post this in hopes to inspire prospective clamgirls and also brag hardcore
this tbqh
t. 10 years post and still happy

>>41449656
If it makes you feel any better I’m ftm, I don’t have a huge sample size because I don’t like interacting with the goop but the handful of times I tasted myself it’s been different before and after cumming even before I started T

don't have any T comparison but to add to this >>41449819 both exes (preT ftm and cis lez) tasted slightly different pre and post orgasm as well
personally I only noticed a slight difference in taste and goopyness, taste wise it tastes p much like my then gfs (partially assume that her bacterial makeup ended up settling in my vag since she was my gf pre and post srs)

>>41449656
I love clamgirls, I wish to fuck one with my girlpenis

>>41449656
Thank you. I've been saying this but theres always some cock loving 5'8" chud spamming about axe wounds in every thread. Srsussy is a fucking miracle and is the nirvana of trans girls.

>>41451190
I didn't know AOC browsed /tttt/, also have you considered suicide?

>>41451202
I don't even know what AOC is, touch grass faggot.

>>41451213
Oh, the NY Times prevailed? This is what happens when you try to train an LLM without stealing copyrighted material

>>41451217
What the fuck is this retard talking about.

Firstly I'm not american. So you can just stop projecting your weird ass political acronyms on me. Secondly, you will never be 6 feet tall so you suggesting suicide is actually pretty funny! The good news is you won't need a very big stool to kick, faggot.

>>41451226
That's nice, but we're getting off topic, doesn't the NHS have an assisted suicide hotline you can call?

>>41451262
Another abbreviation that I don't know what it is.

You really need to get off the internet man.

>>41451377
Yeah, AOC, LLM, and NHS are impossible obscure slang terms no one can reasonably be expected to understand. So anyway let's get back to talking about SRSussies on clamgirls, fellow transbian heighthons. Anyone been with a cisles since losing the ol' grickle?

The 5'8" chud comment really got under this guys skin...

>>41449656
Yeah srs is great idk why chasers are so against it
>>41449664
I have actually done what is described in picrel but it's not that useful. Better diet is more useful.
>>41451432
I was with a femrepper who later transitioned but yeah kind of

>>41449656
My sex life has gotten so much better since SRS it is unreal
Clams should be free for anyone who wants one

>>41451556
Maybe I'm tired of being every female's go-to socially acceptable scapegoat, you'd think trannies of all people would get it but I guess not

>>41451432
>Yeah, AOC, LLM, and NHS are impossible obscure slang terms no one can reasonably be expected to understand.
Yeah p much if you're not a politically obsessed retard from either nation
>Anyone been with a cisles since losing the ol' grickle?
Yeah

>>41451656
AOC is a major American political figure so that one *might* be a valid complaint but if you're getting filtered by "LLM" I'm surprised you can even function on your own without a tard wrangler paid by the NHS

>>41449656
But anon, the real question is are you going to see him again?

>>41449656
>the pic

needs this music in the background while reading it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2tQgtT1Tc

>>41451697
Never heard of LLM, only know the NHS because of Brexit propaganda

>>41451615
You were made this way because you have an evil soul. One foot follows the other. Look at what you're doing right now. Why are you even on this board? For malice. That's why God made you short. You should do your best to be better and atone so that in the next life you are taller and less chuddy.

>>41449656
fiction

>>41452113
>Never heard of LLM
Weird hill to die on but I know you're lying

>>41452114
Actually if I "do better" I can be spiritually tall, that's what the very obscure person named AOC would say (you have to be permanently online to have heard of her unlike more famous people like Cafe Beef and Dr. Will Powers who everyone knows)

>>41452136
Had to look up LLM, not relevant to my field so why would I know what that is?

>>41452136
You're very weird, in the future can you please not derail our threads where we are gloating about our gucci coochies. Thxx

>>41452153
No, sorry, I don't buy it

>>41452165
Coolio, still didn't know it because idc about fads

>>41452164
In the future you are welcome to discuss your genital arrangements without randomly throwing around insults at innocent bystanders but you made your choice, you can apologize and I'll leave

>>41449656
i'm a trans girl who desperately wishes i had a vagina but is terrified of srs. thankyou for giving me hope.

>>41452192
Wtf is a vagina, we call it a clam in here

I’m a very tall mtf that loves clamgirls..

>>41452212
would you like to lick my clam hole?

>>41452279
Yes Goddess

>>41449656
whos you surgeon and how much did you pay for it

>>41451700
no probably not, he was on Adderall and his house was covered in bottles. He's a musician, I thought he would be cool but was just a drunk.

>>41452129
This is funny to me because the chances of a girl on this forum both
1. Has srs
2. Is sexually active
Is like, high! like what? The chances of finding someone willing to lie about this are probably lower.

>>41452192
Surgery hurts but is worth it. You should do it. Maintenance becomes essentially non-existent at some point, the whole "seethe and dilate" thing doesn't really hit when you don't have to dilate anymore kek.

>>41453499
Dr. Christi Butler at UCSF, it was 155k but with my insurance it was freeeeee.

>>41453640
holy fuck, what type of surgery have you got that's as expensive as a house?

>>41453972
prolly srs with medi-cal or some type of employee insurance

>>41454035
yea but i meant like ppt, piv or whatnot type of surgery, because i havent heard the best stories for most of them

>>41452170
That's like saying you don't know what a search engine is. You are being intentionally obtuse

>>41454091
Not really, I regularly use google
I never use chatgpt and stuff like that

>>41454035
you got it.

>>41454086
I chose PIV. In my opinion PIV is undervalued due to its standardization (which, stupid because it's standardized because it works), and oftentimes methods like PPT or Shitgina have their benefits overstated

>>41454174
ppt's biggest benefit is that there's no risk of prolapse (but of course the vast majority of piv's aren't prolapsing) but then people talking about the "benefits" don't even mention that.
i think get ppt if it's available but don't worry if it's not. i wouldn't wait if it wasn't available (but i had ppt so take that with a grain of salt)
a shitgina is a bad idea

>>41454215
>no risk of prolapse (but of course the vast majority of piv's aren't prolapsing)
yeah desu this wasn't even something I thought much about, I thought that was a fat people thing(?)
It was available to me but I felt squeamish, I'm quite young and didn't feel comfortable taking the operation risk on.

>>41454103
What do you get out of this?

>>41454274
Out of what? Not knowing some random ass thing i have no fucking contact point with?
What do you get out of assuming everyone keeps up with IT?

>>41454267
i mean fat women are probably more likely to have prolapse since being fat is fucked but of course a history of gynecological surgery is another major risk factor. there's not much holding it in with piv. (and little attention and post-op care..i'm sure a lot of women do have prolapse and get told their pussy failed and never really attribute it correctly..probably leads to unexplained dilation problems too)
but yeah tons of women simply never have that problem.

>>41454315
>IT
Pretty good bait

>>41449656
Is picrel an old copypasta or was that guy just spitting on here a few weeks ago

>>41454355
?
Not everything is a bait you retard
But please enlighten me on the APGAR score

>>41454363
picrel is some schizochud from a previous srsthread.

>>41451432

NTA but can you just say the acronyms and obviate the need for back and forth posts?

AOC - Alexandria ocasio Cortez American politician, member of the democratic socialists of America and congresswoman from the state of New York.

LLM - large language model a computational text generator that attempts to mimic human writing through a probabilistic determination based on a dataset of sample texts.

NHS - National Health Service The United Kingdom's taxpayers funded government administered health insurer.

>>41454473
The people claiming all three of those are obscure permanently-online acronyms are baiting. An english-speaking adult in an anglophone country not recognizing one out of the three would be plausible. Maybe two, *maybe*. Not all three. All three is bait.

>>41449656
i wish i had a female skeleton so that srs wouldn’t look awful on my body

THE INNER GOCK
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>>41454494
>in an anglosphere country
Not everyone is in those
Thank allah

>>41449889
>(partially assume that her bacterial makeup ended up settling in my vag since she was my gf pre and post srs)
this is so hot i want my bacterial makeup to settle in a clamgirl wtf

>>41454630
Idk would explain why we tasted the same
No clue if that's really what happened or if it's just a funny coincidence

>>41454382
Yeah that's what I meant; I was in thst thread, but I wasn't sure if it was a genuine schizo or some esoteric shitpost copypasta

>>41454652
i need to find a soon-to-be clamgirl and do some hands-on research...

>>41454670
ah er.. i think that was just off the dome. he was pretty insane the whole time kek

Bottom penises need to be sliced apart and sewn into a canal if we are to frot with proper gocks, m'transladies

>>41454676
Not soon to be but I wouldn't mind some survival of the fitest

>>41453972
The type that scams an american insurance company by charging 10x

>>41449889
Did you notice that their pussyjuice smells stronger depending on how strong the orgasm was?

>>41455147
Stronger? Not rly no, just more of it which in turn caused it to smell stronger in a way ig

>>41454689
Where are all these weird bot posts coming from?

>>41455202
how do you know it's a bot do slopposts on other boards read exactly like that? Ive heard on pol the incomprehensible ones tend to be bots but I don't use pol so I wouldnt know

>>41455180
damn my poonjuice usually smells like nothing but when I nut hard it stank

>>41455304
Maybe simple because you're used to the smell so more of it simply enhanced the smell enough for you to register?

>>41455321
could be

>>41455276
That post seemed nonsensical to me, idk Nona.

how many sessions does it take to finish genital electrolysis?

>>41455502
This depends heavily on the individual, I didn't even do electrolysis, just laser because I had very sparse hair

>>41455502
Best case none, worst case plan on needing 3 years.

>>41456113
ok for a person with a normal amount of hair?
I know I need some electrolysis, why would it take 3 years?

>>41456445
"normal" is totally subjective and does not help with a predictor. You should just call a place that does electrolysis and book a consult, they will be able to tell you and it's usually like 25-50$ that they'll take off your first session

>>41454733
what's your asl...

>>41456627
30, germ, english n g*rm

entire thread filled with hopefuel holy shit. we might really all make it