Alright so i've been reading about cowboys and i got to thinking what the fuck did you do back in like 1850 if you were a gay cowboy. You were eating beans and beef and coffee all the time so you'd be speedrunning diarrhea and if you wanted to wash your ass out it would be with some filthy creek water unless you went out your way to boil it for purification. Also you weren't carrying lube so it would have hurt like crazy to fuck. Be thankful for modern inventions gaynons.