squeak >.<

poons around in here lalala

how to get used to being alone and sexless

>>41470488
how are you not used to it, isn't that all you've ever known?

>>41470497
anon, don't reply to him
he just wants to lower the quality of conversation, he has nothing to say

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>>41470497
well yea but still sucks ass, you get used to it to some extent but still sucks, like being poor, you get used to it but it is still shitty and you wish you weren t poor..

>>41470431
I went to a wedding once
I didn't get to go to the party because of my stupid sister

>>41470515
die loser, who are you to tell anon what to do, his boss? very rude of you..

>>41470544
how did you made it to 36 alone without roping, autism?

>>41470546
What's a manmoder larry, and why do you primarily post in the manmoder general?

>>41470565
i mainly post here and a manmoder is a sad little thing, we don t want to talk abt that.. it is just tragic..

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You all will never be Larissa, desired by black men, twerking to phonk and snorting molly off of nigger dick in the club.

>>41470562
34 ty
Because it would destroy my mom
That and good ol' spite

>>41470574
neh lol goofy troon

>>41470584
https://youtu.be/6ET7e4NCsl8

>>41470584
can t wait for you to transition slayerina ballerina
>>41470589
men peak in their 60s! don t despair!

i would be ok with having sex with another ugly person while high if i like their company and perdonality so i can tolerate them better but i don t ever find anyone i like and cannot feel love so shit sucks, no one is fun, everyone is lame or annoying

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>>41470654

>>41470710
why do you post a pooner, i am a trans woman repressor you idiot, i am a biological male

>>41470769
It's funny. Why don't you laugh anymore?

there's this obscenely hot chub near me on grindr but unfortunately he's a total service bottom :/
i wanna suck his dick too...

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This place is lacking in man funk. Post smelly bastards like picrel

>>41470839
one bounce could shatter a man’s pelvis

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You may not like it but this is the peak of male sexuality.

https://voca.ro/1nA0UlSICPK1
gay voice uwu

>>41470926
you are obvious a tranny
fuck out of here
and its not even fucking feminine
its the AGP kind where the femininity sounds robotic
absolutely fuck you into another dimension

>>41470936
I'm not a tranny
sry u don't like my voice, if I sound robotic it's probably bc I'm talking about depressing stuff

do you ever think about what the chinese version of you is doing

>>41470855
To each their own. I wouldn't be able to get hard if he paid me.

>>41471026
Raking in the $$$$$. All versions of me are obsessed with money.

>>41471026
Hunting a mongolian hunk
for a divine masc4masc relationship

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>>41470926
Stfu

>>41470806
bc i feel bad and i am less emotional, no longer goofy, also poooners are just disgusting

This is a gay twink who posts on other boards because gaygen is troongen and he's not a troon

>>41471159
Oh yeah, I forgot trannies have irrational hatred of ftms. Ftms are passive and harmless, even wolfie was a complete pushover. Hating pooners isn't healthy. Go to therapy

>>41470926
Breh. Yousound depressed. Everything will be alright it’s just emotionality because it’s your birthday and you are contemplating life and existentialism or
whatever the word is.

>>41471047
Oldfat

Tex is 30 and drinks a box of Costco wine a night and looks fine. Paige is 30 and looks 50. Never take estrogen it's poison.

>>41471234
this is the GAY male gen, why masturbate with TITS even if silicone?

I showered.

>>41471299
Present hole

>>41471210
I don't care for his face.

>>41471182
it's ok
ty
things will keep moving regardless

>>41471237
ppl irl think I'm younger than I am, sry you're salty I rejected u sucky but I'm not into bottoms

>>41471311
Youth is beauty. Youthful faces are the most desirable thing in the world.

>>41471174
i don t hate them, they are just gross

>>41471368
stop being a nonce

>>41471368
I will admit I am not into youthful faces. However I am not into this dude's face irregardless. See how beautiful Henry Cavill was when he was younger.

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mature faces are hot

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>ppl irl think I'm younger than I am, sry you're salty I rejected u sucky but I'm not into bottoms

Embrace your delusions. It's worked so well for you thus far lol

>>41471434
>maybe if I post a hyper edited pic of an already intentionally unflattering picture, it'll mean I'm right

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it would be nice to have a masculine boyfriend to snuggle with

>>41471474
I've never been attracted to you or tried to date you and you know that. You are an obsessed stalker who tries to convince his father that he raped him. Kill yourself.

Smooth youth and beauty is sex. There is a reason barely legal, college, and twink are all leading gay sex fantasies. We all want to reclaim our 18-19 sexual peak.

>>41471511
my leading gay sex fantasy is being kidnapped by a big strong man and held captive in his house

so glad I'm not a tranny chasing schizophrenic meth addict

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had weird dreams this night

>>41471511
Wrong objectively

>care about me! care about me!
no. eat shit and die

>>41471661
tell us more

well i was going to add "i always dream about people leaving me bad reviews on ebay and having forgotten to finish an assignment for university so they retroactively take my degree away" to be a relatable gamer and build rapport but i hit enter to paragraph break but instead it did the post button

>>41471759
well there was a hot azn twunk but we were fighting i think, very disturbing he should've been my bf instead

>>41471787
well to genuinely love someone you have to hate them too thats what the broble teaches us uhh i think
like how g-d is just an annoying asshole all the time but you still have to kill isaac because he said so

>>41471814
right

nobody is here so i can use this thread as toilet paper id like to add the boring sterile pitiful nature of my dreams is probably proof i dont have a soul
i think if i had a soul id dream about supersonic flight and jumping between stars or leading cavalry charges at the battle of garigliano but instead i dream like an 105iq portly manlet whos job is sorting mail
>>41471838
im saying go get em tiger theres like 3 billion asians out there one of them is probably a twink and probably gonna fuck you its just statistics

>>41471850
idrc for relationships was just a dream

>>41470529
Yum.

>Come up with idea for fun slightly horny TTRPG campaign
>Advertise it in my Discord server
>A server literally centered around being gay and loving specifically penis
>Consistently mention it's fanservice heavy, characters start out naked
>A lot of players join and leave, finally get a group that will go through with session 1
>including 1 stranger but they seem alright enough, not gonna pester them until they leave or agree to be my version of normal
>Session 1 starts
>Introduce all the characters, describe their bodies and dicks
>"Actually my character has a MEATY CUNT"
>Awkward silence

I feel like I can't really be blamed here

>>41472002
>I feel like I can't really be blamed here
yes u can be cuz the concept is tasteless and not what ttrpg is for and basically this is the recipe for a disaster

>>41472025
I knew this would inevitably be the response lol

>>41472025
to be fair they have a whole ttrpg about anal fisting so this is just gatekeeping
>>41472002
what system is this using

>>41472144
yeah but those ttrpgs are always a disaster for extreme weirdos

>>41472144
Just 5e, I wanted pf2e but it's meant to be a short thing so I didn't wanna make people learn a new system.

>>41472161
what races were ur players playing
>>41472157
uugh just let people enjoy things

>>41472252
b-but... i'm polish...

>>41472252
Dragonborn, human, dwarf, goliath

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morning chat
>>41470926
>14 minutes
First 2 minutes were depressing enough -_-
>>41471661
I keep seeing this image and I love it so much

>>41472313
im not sure what to do with this information this isnt what i was expecting
who had the biggest penor

>>41472310
Being polish isn’t the get out of jail free card you think it is hun

>>41470529
he looks retarded. just your type

>>41472403
The human was crazy hung, the goliath surprisingly cute and tiny

Being kind is the most important thing in the universe. If you’re not kind you’re not contributing to society or the world. You’re making people sad. You might as well die then. Just my honest opinion.

>>41470431
nope. i expect the only one i'll ever go to is my own.
>>41470839
why do you assume he is smelly. not everyone is dirty
>>41470852
he's a bottom
>>41471413
yes, he could use more body hair

>>41471496
i'm going to jerk off to this
>>41472002
you should have said it's a gay world with men only. start by having a dragon burn off their meaty cunt

>>41472458
The shiza shade...

>>41472470
personas are immaterial and therefore cannot throw shade

>>41472486
7

>>41472468
Normally I would have but I wanted one of the villains to be female for plot reasons. I felt the gay expectation was pretty heavily insiniated though.

Fuck Rebel Wilson!

>>41472498
desu it was your fault for being in a discord server with non cis men to begin with.

Thought I had a caviar tube but I didn't so now I have to rawdog these eggs sandwiches by themselves ;_;
>>41472522
damn she lost weight

>>41472533
I don't even think this person is FtM (not that I asked) is the crazy part, I think he's just a fetishizer who read the room wrong.

>>41472533
>non cis men
those are called women

>>41472558
he's a mental case is what he is
>>41472562
i said what i said

>>41472558
just kill off their female character early on, problem solved

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>>41470431
>a gay wedding
lol
>ask google how many gay weddings are in the US each year
>"uh uh well thats not a knowable number, b-but
>its one in ten gay adults
>gays make up 1.2% of married couples
>47% are men
>and the divorce rate is only 2% same as straight couples
>but theres no way of knowing how many gay weddings are actually in the US every year

Same vibe I was getting in summer of 2020 when they were reporting mass graves being dug for the tens of thousands of corpses from covid (when they were just doubling burial rates for media effect) and how the hospitals were being overwhelmed. Apparently with nurses making dancing tiktoks from boredom.

No, don't believe your eyes, believe the media.

I'm not gay but i'd like a faggot suck me off

>>41472581
Not sure if actually gay or just a straight egoist. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.

>>41470431
>Have you ever been to a gay wedding?
no but I want to seems fun

>>41472470
>>41472486
It wasn’t shade I was throwing it was truth. I was spreading truth so gaygenners can read it and perhaps become better people. Though I know certain gaygennees are too sociopathic to realize the truth even when I say it directly. They will stay unkind

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I like to retell the "gay marriage milk" story. True story.

"Gay marriage" had just went into effect. I see a neighbor at the grocery check out, a fellow 'boomer'. I am buying a gallon of milk. He tells me his gay son is getting married to an older guy, and my neighbor is trying to get his head around it but be supportive.

I see him a little over two weeks later; he tells me they are separated already and getting divorced. I go home, and later that day, go in the fridge for some milk.

And thats when I realized the milk lasted longer than the marriage.

>>41472658
The gaylluminati will put out a hit on you if you keep telling this story

That reminds me of a story. A true story.

I see a neighbor at the grocery check out, a fellow 'boomer'. I am buying a gallon of milk. He tells me his daughter is getting married to an older guy, and my neighbor is trying to get his head around it but be supportive.

I see him a little over two weeks later; he tells me they are separated already and getting divorced. I go home, and later that day, go in the fridge for some milk.

And thats when I realized the milk lasted longer than the marriage.

I married my milk man, how do I get a divorce?
Thought he had money from owning a farm but he just drives somebody elses vehicle filled with another mans milk.

>>41472599
When 2020 hit I started actively disbelieving any big state or corporate numbers that no laymen could gain access to or record on their own.
>>41472658
I really did want to get married (still do but I'm a very offputting person so probably will never happen lol). I often ponder how "normal gays" were used to push gay marriage (and all LGBT degeneracy as a Trojan Horse) through and so quickly discarded after the Obama years.

>>41472705
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I DIDNT SEE THAT ENDING COMING

>>41472705
>A true story
You dont often get to see cope working in real time.

>>41472731
>I'm a very offputting person
are you planning to do something about that

>>41472705
this is why we need to ban straight marriage
niggas keep getting divorced smdh

>>41472731
I apologize. Its an engaging topic of media narratives, manipulation, outright brainwashing and a lot of obvious yet hidden deals. But I have been over it many times and it just gets everyone mad if you tell them whats in the koolade. No ones interested because no one really wants to know. They bought into a fantasy and would rather watch their life rot away to defend it than actually question the sources and hold people accountable for the damage of being conned.

I'll let you decide which one I am referring to.

And the idea that only 2% of marriages, gay or straight, end in divorce is so flagrant a lie that you would have to be a child to believe it. Unless you ask any random child in 2025.

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I remember attending a relative's wedding and the party and everything was so crazy expensive. not even a year later and this diva got a divorce and is already uploading pics on instagram of her with a new guy lmao. I love her and all but what the hell

Stream Cowboy Carter

>>41472817
I unironically thought that number was 50%, how the heck could anyone think it's 2%

Nelly Furtado ‘to Step Away’ From Performing ‘for the Foreseeable Future’

ummm who?

>marriage

I know its a boomer movie at this point, but I am going to recommend "Intolerable Cruelty" (2003) [George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, the Coen brothers].

I wasnt expecting to like it and it really is boomer humor but it was well made.

I’m while and my fuckbuddy/best friend is Cambodian.

I just informed him last night that Trump brought peace to his homelands in their hot border dispute with Thailand. He didn’t even know based Trump cares about stuff like that. But bottoms are rarely in the know

>>41472869
i'll stream some real country music that actually sounds good

>>41472879
you should watch A Fish Called Wanda, very good boomer humor movie

I am thinking of going back to that cafe here in a bit. Maybe I can stop at the park before the rifraf show up.

>>41472885
So, exactly what I said then...

>>41472791
There are certain things I could definitrly work on about myself but at the end of the day I am legit autistic, not to a crippling degree but to the point that basically every human interaction I engage in goes poorly and people generally assume the worst of me at every turn. Add on being a gay man who hates performative wokeism with manchild hobbies he has no interest in giving up and the dating pool becomes very shallow, basically only other retards on 4chan. And I don't think anyone thinks that's a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJpKvpq5I-8

>>41472886
I think I saw it a long time ago, I don't recall. I know my mother liked it which usually means I wouldn't. But I did like that cast in a similar production "Fierce Creatures" (1997). That was a fun movie, I thought at least.

I just assume most marriages end in divorce no matter who's involved

>>41472894
>Maybe I can stop at the park before the rifraf show up.
very racially coded post

>>41472909
cowboy carter doesn't even get played on the radio anymore because no one likes it

After more thought, I am reminded of the saying "form follows function". That is, a lot of the gay couples I see that actually last, married or not, have been between people who met later in life.

I will meditate on why later. To be clear, I think marriage is something based not only on the culture necessary for straights and humanity, and as primal as social order itself, and that what two men do is completely different in purpose and motives, outcomes and consequences. I don't know that there is a word for the latter, but its not obvious to me that its not valid, because such arrangements emerge even in the most repressive societies, and that says something.

No ones asking advice, so I dont offer any. But there does seem to be some correlation between gay couples lasting longer, married or not, when the two meet later in life, which is less sexy to the average imagination, but clearly there is something there, and some reason.

>>41472878
I thought she was latina but she's just canadian

I'm not gay but i'd like to suck a faggot off

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Born to go outside, forced to wait for laundry

I'm getting depressed cuz I dont have a bf and it's harder and harder to distract myself. I only have the gym for that.

>>41473007
I was on a road trip a few weeks ago and had to stop at a laundromat and it was a whole world. There was this skinny hipster dude that I borrowed detergent from cuz I forgot mine back at my cabin and he made sure to tell me twice the detergent was diluted (why?) and it looked just like diluted dish soap but who knows. And there were these two slightly older women talking a lot and the conversation went to how her best friend is bisexual and clucking about that but that she makes fun of him for wearing leggings.
And this woman with brightly dyed hair was doing like 12 different loads of laundry and using so many different machines and at one point calls up a guy, Russell where are you Russell come get me Russell I'm 3 dollars short for my wash come here and help me and she's screaming at this guy and then like 10 minutes later he shows up and they ride off into the sunset in his car

^_^

getting a bf isn't going to fix you

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>>41473026
sounds kinda nice in a way. Never been to a laundromat. Only seen them in movies and stuff. I've got a shared one and it's only like me and a bunch of moms using it and they keep giving me advice lol

>>41472949
My pet theory is that gay men have always existed on the outskirts of society as protectors of some kind or another. I think gay men (or at least, one kind of gay man) are born gay due to prenatal hormone shenanigans that evolutionarily adapted in thriving human societies as a way to address gender imbalance and birth rates. There's a lot of evidence that links both homosexuality and autism to hormonal conditions in the womb of women who've already born sons. I think this trait of mothers developed to avoid situations (much like the one facing western society today) where there are too many spare men for the supply of desirable mothers, so past a certain point of birthing sons, you'd get increasingly more gay sons, stemming the glut of unbreeding, unsatisfied males. I think autism is also a part of this because, to a certain extent, it makes for a better watchman. It just makes logical sense to me that people who prefer to keep odd hours, are sensitive to noises or other unusual stimuli, and have no need for breeding or female companionship would have always existed on the edge of (successful) human society as the night watchmen, ready to sound the alarm at the sign of danger.

>>41473051
this isn't a pet theory of yours, it's leftist feminist bullshit made up by some female professor that claims gays were shamans of tribes and other interesting extravagant characters but there's no truth in any of it

>>41473055
Ntm on his wig

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>>41473037
I feel like it's the one thing that I really miss right now from my life. Already have friends and my dream job. I'd love to come home to someone after work. And I wanna wake up next to the same person every morning
>>41473051
You have alot of pet theories and none of them are new or unique lol

>>41472800
men are so beautiful it hurts

>>41473055
in Germanic tribes it definitely was true that male practice of shamanism carried connotations of unmanliness and homosexuality

>>41472910
so no

my bussy literally fucking aches for dick

>>41473037
it would fix me. if i was coming home to intimacy every day i'd be a happier person.

I know for a fact my roommate just bounced out of bed to beat me to the bathroom when he doesn't normally wake up for hours, how do I get revenege >:c

>>41473101
use the bathroom anyway

>>41473101
Cum on his sheets

being gay is a fetish

>>41473106
I was late to the bathroom, because I had a wet dream and had to clean cum off my sheets ;~;
>>41473102
Too obvious, he'll see it comming, maybe I'll just use the basement bathroom... But there's bugs down there :c

"I'm attracted to males"
but when you dissect this you realize everyone has a very specific type, no one is into just men in general, they like specific types which makes it a fetish

>>41473101
>>41473113
your posts always read like a work of fiction
>I had a wet dream
no adult have wet dreams

"I'm attracted to females"
but when you dissect this you realize everyone has a very specific type, no one is into just women in general, they like specific types which makes it a fetish

>>41473101
why can't you use it anyway

>>41473120
It happens if I don't cum for like a week, sometimes...

I've never been called beautiful

>>41473117
Everyone else has the fetish, I'm open to different types of guys, but the only people hitting up 30y/o crossdressers on grindr happen to be masc 40 year olds with gym bodies...

>>41473144
slut

fine, it's a fetish. i'm only attracted to men who want to be men. sue me

>>41473163
Slut shamer unu

I have a fetish for men that gives me attention
>>41473101
>I know for a fact my roommate just bounced out of bed to beat me to the bathroom when he doesn't normally wake up for hours, how do I get revenege >:c
Maybe you should bounce on your roommate's dick for hours while he's still in bed as revenege >:)

Nothing happens when you cum inside an anus

>>41473166
see you in court nigga

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>>41473190
nooo something definitely happens to me

>>41473196
make sure you lube up

>>41473126
this isn't true, straight men love all types of women, you constantly see hot guys with fat ugly chicks

I'm attracted to any man that doesn't look like me

>>41473190
lots of things happen. i cum and i feel good. my pp gets tingly and hypersensitive. their anus gets coated with cum. they feel happy. they usually ask for a kiss right after. sometimes they ask me to cum in them again

>>41473210
And none of those things are related to cumming inside an asshole

>>41473205
We as gay men all apologize for straight mens low standards and women's perpensity to get fat.
We are sorry unu

>>41473190
>Gay is a fetish
>Self reports breeding kink
You don't even like women, you just think it's hot that you can theoretically subjugate them through pregnancy if one would ever let you.

>>41473205
You're right. It's only a fetish when gay men do it

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>>41473208
hi there

>>41473213
how does their anus get coated with cum if i don't cum inside their asshole

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Hi I'm sleepy

I wish I had a cuddle friend. Or just a friend. Or someone to tell me everything's going to be okay.

>>41473275
Same that would cool I think

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>>41473283
Some day surely

>>41473275
everything's gonna be okay marina

I would be significantly happier as an obese hairy bear

>>41473275
Everything is going to be ok with some work, but please don't touch my butt. I heard you're a butt toucher...

>>41473300
Me too!
How tf did scientists figure out troon science before twink to bear transitions?

>>41473275
its weird to see thirty year olds talk like this, I swear it's only on this site, no where else on the internet

i have three options. be myself or be datable. should i kill myself?

>>41473360
depends on who you're trying to attract

>>41473360
there is no self, you are in a temporary existence in a temporary body, become like a baby again with no awareness of the "self", that is the perfect state before human retards started playing tricks with you, told you were an identity and raised you to be retarded them

i feel like belle and i cant tell people in town im friends with a candelabra because they will think im crazy or im talking about my dildo

>>41473417
told you that you were an identity and raised you to be retarded like them*

I need a non talking boyfriend. Someone who does his job. I do mine. We fuck sometimes. Eat dinner together, then each does his own thing. And no talking in the meantime. Awesome.

god man, the ritalin i took tired the shit out of me, i am pretty sad

>>41473426
You want a self cleaning dildo

>>41473428
Do you constantly complain like this IRL?

>>41473428
why do i like you?

>>41473434
ya dude but my walls don t care so i come here
>>41473438
bc i am awesome?

>>41473428
I really don't care.

i can't imagine being so focused on my own unhappiness and not other things

>>41473448
Nobody asked :)

>>41473442
understandable, than you for the (you) at least, it means a lot to me, especially now when the thread is dead, it is even more important to me

>>41473448
maybe you don t suffer enough

>father signed my card with "Daddy"
:|

>>41473440
what do you look for in a partner?

>>41473457
did that give you a stiffy wiffy?

>>41473458
just someone fun to be around that is not annoying and wants to do drugs with me sometimes

>>41473467
no, it was like really nigga
he wanted me to call him daddy or dad or father, and I'm not comfortable with that. particularly daddy, bc I've called other men that and it has different connotations as an adult, but he doesn't seem to realize that and he just focuses on how it's "disrespectful" for me to call him by his name even though I've been doing it for over a decade and a half at this point

I can materialize things inside of your room out of nowhere. You will find a feather or a coin today inside of your living space, and you're not sure how it got there.

>>41473457
paige...

>>41473456
You are constantly training your mind to only see shit and actively suffer. Unless you are one of those who take nourishment from spreading your misery. Probably both.

>>41473489
sharing is caring my dude eh

>>41473475
>he just focuses on how it's "disrespectful" for me to call him by his name even though I've been doing it for over a decade and a half at this point
lol wtf it absolutely is disrespectful

>>41473479
There are a ton of feathers around where I live. Materialize something else. Pair of boxers or a small bottle of perfume that don't belong to me. Or try a paper with text that would be familiar to people who visit 4chin.

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>>41473479
Could you maybe materialize a fur jacket or maybe a suede trenchoat for me? EU Size 38 would do

is it normal to feel severely depressed when looking at cutesy BL/yaoi images

No. It sounds like you have unresolved emotional issues.

>>41473542
you are probably ugly and envious, seems normal

I want money.

damn, i am so sad and depressed and you all care so much

What were the movies you watched 20+ times as a kid because your parents didnt buy enough and Netflix didnt exist back then?

Grease, I got sick of watching Grease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT_ph8Pk6TY

>>41473300
>>41473328
I like guys in between the extremes
Anorexia and morbid obesity aren't hot

>>41473648
I'm not anorexic anymore, I've been eating really good these past couple weeks and I even gained 2lbs

I'm pretty sure I got an IQ reducing strain of covid.

>>41473117
>>41473126
I literally don't have one type. As long as he takes care of himself and his appearance really. Doesn't have to be a model - I like average types with cute faces

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thorny trashing on queen again
i think im gonna have to beat him up, bros
im gonna order a spanking paddle whip

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why are men like this

>>41473735
Mmmm if they were in military gear i would cum so hard

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>>41473737
well they are in normal clothing maybe try being normal haha lol :) xo

>>41473735
Men just really like cuddling

>>41473743
Haha like gay is normal stfu.

>>41473748
Spilled

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>muslim is new yorks mayor
>london mayor also
how did it come to this

Okay. I understand now. I'm supposed to die alone. Life makes a lot more sense now. I'll keep on the lookout for a way to break this curse but until then I will simply accept being alone.

>>41473760
>New York
You mean Dearborn 2

>>41473760
unemployed liberalfags with useless degrees who pat themselves on the back for just how much of a good person they are while crying about some sandiggers on their tikok

>>41473760
white guys kept raising the rent and let malicious owners manipulate the market instead of treating housing like a utility like water or electricity.
cuomo fucked new york. you ever drive on the high way through new york? it's a fucking shit show. pot holes. uneven pavement. awful. fix your fucking roads if you're gunna charge me tolls to drive on them.

>>41473761
so true bestie

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>>41473783
when you put it that way this shitty middle eastern war is awful for the west due to the useless libtards siding the muzzies
absolutely grim

bangerz miley was such a great era of miley lmao..

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>>41473785
Pitiful creature of darkness
What kind of life have you known?
God give me courage to show you
You are not alone

>>41473760
as a New Yorker and American I find it weird how a guy who was born in Uganda is allowed to have government position or role in my country, these jobs should only be for actual Americans.

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>>41473761
No more talk of darkness..... let daylight dry your tears
I'm here.... nothing can harm you
My words will warm and calm you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtE6Dlpwh3c

gib original studio recording

>>41473818
Curtis silwa is the only right choice so that's who I'm voting for.

>>41473117
i don’t got no type
bad bitches is the only thing that i like

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>>41473117
chadsexual anon here

>>41473818
>racism

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>back from cafe

I could blog about the place but I will be brief:

Breakfast: chicken broccoli quiche, tiramisu and cappuccino followed by pleasant autumn weather.

I will now resume the chemistry and engineering coursework required to competently purchase a water filter, hopefully today, so that my coffee neither soft kills me nor, of more pressing concern, taste like a chemical waste spill. Which may or may not be figurative, depending on who you ask.

>>41473864
>tiramisu
>cappuccino
Jealous

>>41473864
>chemistry and engineering coursework required to competently purchase a water filter
Is bachelor's enough for that? Do you not at least need PhD for that? I think this applies to all fields across the board.

https://youtu.be/rRzP10LIaX0

>>41473896
drake is a jew i don’t like him

I also fed the stray kitty again recently, he was quite insistent. The pitch he was meowing at suggested the poor thing was in pain from hunger, so I gave him the emergency cat food I bought, something called "Friskies Turkey and Gibblet". I have no idea if its good or not, tf do I know about cats. It didnt seem like very much.

I dont know what to do about him. Apparently a neighbor feeds him also but is not consistent, teaching the poor thing dependency on someone unreliable. I dont know if there is someone I am supposed to call or what.

I get so disgusted with the pet industry in general that hands off animals to be cared for by any incompetent with a hand full of cash, who then decide one day they no longer want any responsibility and turn them loose to fend for themselves, which also has the effect of terrorizing local critters like our birds and wee mammals.

The only time it makes sense to me to turn a cat outdoors is if it is being monitored or if you are on a farm or rural land.

It has also left me puzzled as to why his humble cat food costs as much as my solid white albacore tuna. I probably dont want to know. But he eats either. He seems less fond of my kippers.

At least I have plenty of tuna for him, and although he likes it, I am not sure he should be eating the vegetable oil in it.

>>41473914
Do you have tuna in water? Or sardines?

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>>41473914
Stray cats make me sad.

I feed my cats friskies wet food.

>>41473868
lol its tasty. I still have some tiramisu left I brought home with a cinnamon roll, both fresh.

>>41473887
sure why not

>>41473914
Video your interaction with the cat and upload it on YouTube. People might pitch in with the care.

>>41473075
How old are you?

>>41473827
whats up, my Z?

>>41473923
No, just the albacore in vegetable oil. I wasnt sure if the oil was safe, but the internet says a little is ok. At worst, apparently it has some laxative effect. I know you are not supposed to make a habit of feeding them tuna though, no idea why. He seemed to enjoy it though. It seemed better quality of food, I thought.

>>41473927
Thats what this was. It comes in a can, and I fold it with a fork so's its easier for him to nom at.

Winter is coming and he has already been around since the last one. I get the suspicion it belongs to some local asshole, the type that just let their cats wander but dont let them inside, which is barely keeping a cat at all.

He is noticeably thin while also being fluffy, and his coat seems to show signs of stress, and he reacts sensitive to touch.

I dont know what to do though, if there is someone I am supposed to call. I think the going rate is $120 to catch a cat which presumably end up at a shelter. I sense I would be viewed as the bad guy by the other neighbor who periodically feeds him if I called the cat cops on the kitty. But I dont want to see him suffer, and I cant be half assed minding a cat myself either.

He survived at least one winter, which makes me curious. This whole damn neighborhood has other peoples cats wandering about. Although it is kind of funny how they will clique together and watch me when I walk past.

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>>41473914
I wish I could fist fight people that abandon their cats.

My mom told me she's getting rid of SDJ and the other cats and I can't take him :c

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> 18-19 twink supremacy
You losers are just mad that legal white teens won't let you hit...

>>41474060
Evil, cats are babies and need to be coddled forever

>>41474064
>Losers mad they can't fuck children.
Please tell me you're like 25 or some age where it's still kind of expected to be a retard...

>>41473968
I'm drinking the bluecow, you?
>>41473989
Shelter will be good if it's humane/no kill. Warm and food at least.

>>41473944
I hear you, but it seems like a lot of work just to make it someone elses problem. At that point I am practically adopting it.

Iirc, there are sometimes laws about taking care of animals; that is, once you begin caring for it, it becomes your legal responsibility. Which makes sense, I guess. It sort of makes it an all or nothing proposition. That is, if you are feeding it, you are also responsible for its medical care and consequences of its actions towards others. Perhaps its to encourage full adoption and provide pre-emptive clarity on tedious legal issues.

I just cant manage a pet. I just dont make the time for it, and am uncomfortable committing to a responsibility when I cant absolutely anticipate consequences of it. If its not in a plan, then it could end up being chaos, and I had no plans for minding a pet or all it does or may entail. I dont think I could even keep up with houseplants if I am being honest. I dont assume anything about tomorrow and adding a commitment to that just adds unpredictability. A poor defenseless animal should not have to rely on something as chaotic as my personal life, is how I see it.

We are veering close to why I eschew the proposition of bfs, but I digress...

>>41472937
Perfect impregnation machine

>>41474084
Iirc saar confessed he was 28 a while back but before that xe was in xer 40s

>>41474073
They shouldn't have pets, my mom has never kept an animal for it's entire life. It makes me so mad. I give the dog another 2-3 years tops...
(It's her 4th pitbull)

>>41473735
Now finger his ass and mash his prostate

>>41470431
i have been to one gay wedding and it was really lame and boring because it was just a regular wedding with a regular priest in a regular church. no blackjack and no hookers

>>41474125
i'm literally 40

>>41474131
I think I might cry why is she such a fucking monster?? Pitties bond so hard

>>41474137
I cum too quick from fingerfucks

>>41474084
She's a fat indian, his poopskin race is allowed to be retarded no matter the age simply because that's what you get when you have 2 gorillion inbred monkeys living in one country

>>41474147
post fourtyeenie hole

>>41474060
Yeah its pretty rotten crummy. I have serious problems with the commercialization of the pet industry. Adopting an animal freind historically is way different than commericializing the practice.

Its one thing for humans to make friends with local critters and pamper them with care. Its a completely different proposition when some animal from the other side of the planet gets handed off to some teenage brained cunt with a hand full of cash and all the competence and appreciation that a pamphlet can render. Its not the same thing. Birds are especially at risk because some live so long and need more contact than many can spare.

I hope you find a solution for your kitty problems.

>>41474098
We have some good shelters around. One is practically a haven for them. I am just clueless how it works. I am sure there is an intake fee for medical treatment, which I dont mind. But I dont think I have the material or competence to know how to actually catch and transport a cat that presumably does not want to be spirited away to strange settings, or what the hell the neighbors intentions or view is. I dont want to be viewed as the cranky old boomer that is rumored to have sent someone elses kitty to Catshwitz.

>>41474149
I've stopped trying to understand her, I think she likes the idea of nurturing, but she's truly selfish.
I kind of had hope, too... She's got meds now that make her somewhat pleasant, not explosively angry at the least.
She had one of the cats for 6 years...

i love when you ask a republican what policy of trumps they like, but they can't name a single one. they'll be like: trump's immigration policy. that's not the name of a policy.

>>41474084
I agree 25 is like gay hospice care agem 30+ is gaydeath. If you haven't bagged a barely teenage lover at 29 you're toasted. That is your last chance at fulfilling love at least if you get one like that you will be in your 40s before they gaydie. And I concede that in your 40s gaymentia may set in and cause 30s men to be attractive to youm
>>41474168
I'm white.

>>41474189
I'm sending you a hug and one to all the animal siblings you lost along the way. Shit hurts bad.

And I shit you not- on no less than two occasions I have seen actual parakeets flying wild through the neighborhood (different neighborhoods). Some asshat even left a damn gator loose.

And thats not even Florida, which you can just imagine how the issue is going there... assholes are smugging capybaras and setting them loose ffs.

As the saying goes, the worst thing about south Florida is the animals, and second to that is the wildlife....

gay death is 30. if you're not married by 30 the cat distribution system will disperse a life partner for you to take care of

did shiza kill himself yet?

>>41474184
Call trustworthy shelters and ask for help. Most will lend you a trap if needed. If it is someone's cat maybe it have a microchip. Most likely all shelters are full. But if they taking him in they will care for his medical

>>41474256
Shiza will outlive you and will do it in total comfort, trannysucker.

>>41474246
What if I'm married and 30 but my husband might die within a few years

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Barely legal teen hole is primo. I'll literally never believe anyone who say this isn't their #1 sexual preference.

>>41474260
>Most will lend you a trap if needed.
That sure would be helpful, thank you. I know the good traps are around $100 I think.

I dont mind spending a little to solve the problem; the trap maybe, the intake medical fee. I just dont want to get in the habit of having to solve this problem constantly cat after cat.

tyvm thats some comforting advice.

>>41473483
what

>>41473498
idgaf, dude doesn't act like a father why the fuck should I call him like he's one. it's been 16 years at this point, he should be used to it

>>41474269
I lived in NOLA for a very long time. LSU was their pride.

My grandparents used to give me the stinkeye about calling my parents by their first name which I was doing since tweenager years. I didnt really get the issue. Its not like "mom" and "dad" are exactly solemn honorifics either.

Does any one of you work for CIA? Confess!

>go to buy water filter
>just know you are being led down a consumerist path to repeatedly pay the most forever on maintenance
>and you will probably do it anyways just to solve the damn problem quickly so you dont have to spend hours online counted in weeks to find out how to get the same thing cheaper

>>41474184
I can not comprehend why some people get animals to treat them as anything but a perfect baby.
She's getting rid of them for the worst reason too, they refused to train the dog to leave the cats alone.
I could write a ling essay on the complicated and weirdly obstinate untraining they did to Josie.
They get blown away that she listens to me when I visit, and make snarky remarks at the dog about how they wish she listened without them having to yell...
They actively untrain the dog and foster neuroticism, and it frustrates the hell out of me.

>>41474225
I only knew 2 of the putbulls, I was NC from like 17-25

>>41474353
Define "work for" and "CIA".

And no.

>>41474353
it was me! i'm sorry. groceries are expensive. i needed a job

>>41470431
femboys ruined the term fem for me, so now i just picture them instead of the faggy fags in op's pic

>>41474369
Surprised you're not still no contact

>>41474369
That rots. I am sorry you have to suffer that sort of chaos, as do the animals. This is why I wish there were more regulation about pet care. It will never happen though, there is too much money in doing nothing about it.

Im afraid if I keep ranting, I will segue into the related issue of parenting. On one hand, people should not be treated as hapless imbeciles by the state and constantly dogged by equally brainless bureaucrat pencil pushers in government. On the other hand, they should. Its a difficult topic.

>>41474279
Before I banned from Facebook I ask in local cat rescue group to borrow a trap

my package is stuck at Nurnberg for almost 2 days now :(

>>41473864
>chicken broccoli quiche in the morning

yeah gross

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exams are killing me, ive never felt so useless and retarded in my life

>>41474437
It was in France a couple days ago?

idk why ur defending them. theyre gonna end up being such a pain in the ass about our powers

need throbbing daddy dick pressed against my hole

>>41474444
and instead of studying you go onto gaygen to complain about snca

>>41474446
yeah, fortunately it's not there anymore, god i hate the french

In my perfect world, all pets, parents and traps are regulated by God-Emperor Me.

If I am never coronated, I will settle for being assigned the task of Herr Schwulenjäger boomer when the RWDS activate.

Maybe they will let me do twinkie raids wearing a pickelhaube ha cha cha

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>>41474454
i studied from 10am to 6pm and then fainted

>>41474453
When they push the head in, omg it's like my spine melts.

>>41474464
brootal iq
just rope

>>41474444
Do you know how to apply the mean value theorem, perform various bounding maneuvers and sneak in a monotonicity argument when least expected? Then you're good to go.

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>>41474459
Can I keep my cats?

>>41474449
you don't have any power

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>>41474468
need to keep my scholarship its all i have

>>41474453
I want an older man to cuddle with.

>>41474477
Of course. I will name you as Oberkittymeister Jager lol

>>41474467
my ex had such a big head, once it was in taking the rest was significantly easier so it really felt like I could just settle back onto his cock, what a great feeling

>>41474472
its all for nought if i cant figure out matrix arithmetic

>>41474491
I want to be executioner of animal abusers too please

>>41474464
Breaks and pacing yourself are important, especially for recall! Don't let anon sew doubt, you can handle these exams, it's normal to feel stressed and anxious, but try not to spiral and focus on doing what you can.

who got that femboy discord link the thread got pruned

>>41474503
I will never let you run out of bullets lol. You can go Vasily Blokhin on them.

I shouldnt joke about him though he was a real shitbag.

Aileen Wournos but for animal abusers

twinkdeath

Falling asleep next to a man is extremely therapeutic and calming. 10/10. Recommend.

>>41474590
depends on the man, really

>>41474549
hasan piker?

>1 week ago
>Amazon delivery arriving between 10am-3pm
> Miserable white driver brings it at 5:45ish

>Today
>Amazon delivery arriving between 10am-3pm
>Cheerful black driver arriving with my shit at 11am

I'm not racist anymore, black people are superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcL4dGK_DdU

>>41474602
no, Aileen killed abusers. Hasan is an abuser

I want to be executioner of macaques

>>41474612
>working all day vs just starting plus probably stuck in traffic

NEW
>>41474706
>>41474706

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>>41473275
It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.