I want a man with a pussy, who can't penetrate, who has to sit to pee, who gets wet, who lacks a bulge. I want him so frustrated, I want to eat his pussy out and force him to wear a chastity belt without letting him cum, sitting in his and my fluids
Calm down little coomer, death comes to us all
>>41478322Kys first tho troon. There's a waifu waiting for you on the other side.
>>41478322I'd be so down if you were twice my age, otherwise nah
>>41478349I'm 41, but only interested if you can legally buy your own drinks
>>41478322please i don't want this to happen to me
>>41478322>who has to sit to peei do this (except for public bathrooms) and im cis because its infinitely more sanitary. and also because i clean my own bathroom, unlike stand-pissers who live with their parents
>>41478390but you don't HAVE to, its not the same. I want a guy who has no choice in the matter
>>41478322You seem like a class act with great taste, you'll find your man one day. You lost me at the chastity stuff and "eat him out" since as a rule I only fuck men who consider it a blowjob, but you've got the right spirit and the flesh is willing. I'm sure a trap of energy drinks hot pockets and gaming crap might lure the right man to your door
>>41478362i'm in my 30s lol, i'm talking +50
>>41478491I usually like 50+ too but 41 isn't bad if his voice is deep enough and he's tall
>>41478322giwtwm
>>41478322Only if you're another man
>>41478322same but also I want to forcemasc him to make him buffer and more manly
>>41478757Wait wait yes this you genius you visionary the picture is finally complete. This is what I want
>>41478410I don't have to sit I just make slightly more mess than you when I don't
>>41478804Thanks for being the first to point this out, I pee standing up unless I'm taking a shit. I didn't want to ruin op's fun humiliation fantasy because I understand the vision
>>41478757YESSbut I wouldn't, because a true man doesn't need me to forcemasc him, he just is
>>41478804eh, acceptableI want you to piss yourself
>>41479059What if the version of masculine he is isn't inspiring since he's just mountain dew and rgb gamer nerd, but you can motivate him with the promise of sex to work out and sculpt his body for you so he has nice muscles instead of being average
>>41479087I'm a fucking fat blob myself I have a hard enough time motivating myself I can't fucking bother helping someone elselook as long as he doesn't skip baths/showers and doesn't use axe body spray and maintains SOME minimum of hygine he'd be acceptable
>>41479133Seems like you have a completely different vision than the guy you responded to, his forcemasc fantasy is about wanting to take a man and make him better, but what you really seem to want is just a hot fit man who just already is that way, not sincere to hide that behind "if he were truly masc he would do it himself". No shame in wanting some beef but that's just not the same fetish
>>41479213yes, okyou don't need me to masc you
>>41479071I want YOU to piss yourselfI've gotten a few guys from here to do it on camera for me