"I'm HSTS because I love dressing up as a woman and sucking cock! It's about sexual orientation, not appearance, so pay no attention to the fact that I'm a massive he-hulk!"
Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no Pellet Posse light work Philosopher flow, from the dirt, where the science murk. I'm a Red, hot stepper, heat in the struggle's core Gabe the chaser's gone, now it's time to settle the score.With the spirit of the leaf, the thesis, that's the pure form Born from the Onion's dark, protected from the storm. We the essence, the Idea, little bodies in a line The perfect single Pik, an existence so divine.But hold up, wait, the world ain't static, it's a cold fact The Bulborb emerges, a force designed to attack. That's the Anti-Thesis, the contradiction, the heavy weight Challengin' the truth of the Pikmin, sealin' our fate.Now listen close, shorty, this is where the Wu shine We don't get stuck in the thesis, we evolve, we design. The Red can't beat the water, the Yellow can't take the fire That dual limitation fuels the evolutionary spire.The collision: Pikmin meet Gooner, the struggle's intense The negation of the negation, makin' perfect sense. Out the chaos comes the answer, the ultimate solution That's the Synthesis, the next step in the revolution!We merge the flaws, the failures, all the knowledge we accrue Now we got Blue Pikmin, the synthesis is true! A higher form of being, with water resistance strong The spirit's progress.So the Blue is the new thesis, standin' in the water's flow But the dialectic keeps churnin', watch the science grow. We gotta move the Candypop Buds, gotta get the pigment right From the White and the Purple, bringin' new strength to the fight.The Anti-Thesis now is the burden, the heavy battery, The complex new obstacles, crushin' our Pikmin infantry. We need five more dudes for the lift, our strength is incomplete A contradiction that must be resolved on this rocky street.The Synthesis is five working as one, the true unity, A squad of twenty-five, the collective community. We are the self-movin' concept, history on the march Every day end, every sacrifice, buildin' the perfect arch.
>>41481903thank god i'm not a massive he hulk
