/lgbt/ - I desire to own a pooner - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender

Anonymous

I desire to own a pooner 10/27/25(Mon)02:21:40 No.41483700

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I desire to own a pooner Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:21:40 No.41483700 Archived

I am a cis man.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:22:47 No.41483708

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:22:47 No.41483708

>>41483700
I want a ftm boyfriend

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:23:03 No.41483711

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:23:03 No.41483711

You can just abduct one, no one's going to save it from you
They'll just be like, "yeah, he probably deserved that, fuckin dumb guy"

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:24:45 No.41483722

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:24:45 No.41483722

>>41483700
first off you need to pretend you're gay, like full homo not bi
this alone will make them desire you

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:28:54 No.41483750

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:28:54 No.41483750

>>41483722
I shall not disgrace my beloved pooner by lying to him and pretending to be a part of LGBT when I am a mere straight cis white middle class male.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:31:35 No.41483771

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:31:35 No.41483771

>>41483750
then you shall be poonerless forevermore

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:32:45 No.41483783

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:32:45 No.41483783

>>41483750
dude, you always have to lie to women

cord
10/27/25(Mon)02:34:36 No.41483799

cord 10/27/25(Mon)02:34:36 No.41483799

>>41483712
this one made me laf

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)02:35:14 No.41483806

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)02:35:14 No.41483806

>>41483771
:(
>>41483783
That goes against the categorical imperative.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:02:15 No.41484358

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:02:15 No.41484358

>>41483700
how do you own one what does that mean?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:03:28 No.41484366

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:03:28 No.41484366

Why? What the fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:04:53 No.41484373

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:04:53 No.41484373

>>41484366
Pooners are meant to be sex toys for cis men

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:05:04 No.41484376

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:05:04 No.41484376

>>41483700
I’m closer to that guy than you are mate

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:06:09 No.41484384

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:06:09 No.41484384

>>41484373
You need to read the fucking bible or something. You are ill

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)04:11:29 No.41484404

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)04:11:29 No.41484404

>>41484384
I have read the bible

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)06:30:01 No.41484916

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)06:30:01 No.41484916

>>41484373
>>41484404
This individual has nothing to do with my desire to own a pooner.
>>41484358
I wish for him to be so romantically tied to my person such that I can reasonably consider him my property.
>>41484366
I just think they're neat.