Qott: How often do you shower and how long does it take you to shower?Previous: >>41494284
my belleh is extremely bloated rn how do you people do this it's miserable>qottdepends on the life stage.Regularly going out and doing things? every day - every 3 days. Hikkimoding? Once a week if that.Takes me anywehre from 35 minutes to an hour and 10 usually to shower, depending on what I'm doing in there that day. An everything shower would be also around an hour 10 just because I spend less time just standing in the water when doing an everything shower. A quick body wash and detangle would be like 30 minutes
what a bad threadi was going to make a much better threadbooooo
>>41497290Yeah but you DIDN'T
>qottDaily. And how long is a piece of string? If I'm in a rush to get to work, 10 minutes. If I'm doing an everything shower, 45 mins. I like long baths more though. My hair is usually what makes it take song long.Also please wash your entire body I do not understand the 'water will get it' mindset at all.
>>41497299the water will get it. you can do a dedicated lower leg and foot wash once a week if you really wanna clean it
>>41497278i dont remember the last time i had a shower. maybe last week.if i go out i shower every day and groom myself . when i dont go out. i dont care. im dying.
i could sell these sex smells right now to alot of boys and some girls
That is exactly how I shower, thobeit.
>>41497278Everyday, and 30 mins to get myself clean. 45 if I'm washing my hair. I usually have to do a deep scrub if I worked on my car or did yardwork -FUB Jason Momoa
>>41497278Every day, and it depends if I am washing my hair or not. 10-15 minutes if not, if washing hair 20-25 minutes.
I don't shower i only take baths because i'm rich as fuck not gonna lie
>>41497278Everyday (that I leave my house), 5 minutes
>>414973585 minutes is getting wet not a shower
i havent done anything to myself in almost a month. i let myself go so far. but while that was happening i did improve in other ways. but i mean, what good is it to live a "healthy" life if this is the result.. wouldnt i be better off taking care of myself every day and keeping myself peak even if it has some negative consequences?versusstaying super healthy and then not interacting with the world i know and im made for.what the fuck is the point?im going back to old ways. fuck this.never listening to your advice again. fuck your neet life.
>>41497405Not my problem you can't move fast, I have things to do
>>41497272ur living off junk food bitch ur gonna die
Jorking it to silicone tit bimbos today
>>41497423Once I'm like 110 ill try to eat healthier
>>41497423i seen discordias all the time when i go to the hood parts. theyre all skinny and mentally fucked up and broken people. and brown.telling you discordia, you are going to end up like dominique! and that bitch is fucking crazy. all skinny and homeless and sleeping on benches and in doorways and always yelling at everyone "FUCK YOU!"and always talking to herself all day and night...
>>41497278how many of you have sucked girlcock before? did you swallow?
>>41497335I mean maybe the water will run over your body but I don't get why you'd be done there?
>>41497433yeah.
hello chaser gen im sorry for schizoposting in may i would like to thank everyone who supported me despite thati have a boyfriend now so life is great
>>41497456what did u schizopost about?
australian PM
1 hour and thirty minutes, everyday, and stand there doing nothing
>>41497431You should check to see if theres a Grocery Outlet brand store by you. Once in a while, they have these for cheap. Plus, I'd buy them for you if I was your BF. mainly since I bet you look cute with a lil bloated belly
>>41497469wanting to be loved mainly... one post in particular made people make fun of me by saying new copypasta just dropped and stuff
>>41497278>How often do you shower and how long does it take you to shower?every other day, usually. it takes me like 15 minutes of actually being under the running water, i brush my hair and shave my face before going in, then I do the skincare things after. those probably take around 10-15 minutes on top of the 15 in the actual shower. idk what i would even do that would take more time than that like my skin is good with pretty minimal effort so i dont feel the need to exfoliate or w/e, and my hair stays OK with shampoo+conditioner or cowashing, doing more always makes it not behave nicely.
>>41497479what’s wrong with wanting to be loved?
>>41497477I have 5 cases of these in my room my adhd stops me from drinking them tho
>>41497485you tell me >>39632317
>>41497493link to the post doesn’t work sorry anon
how cool would it be to have a gay feeder bf
>>41497477discordia needs real fruit, veggies, nuts, meat, multi vitamins, water, milk, etc. i worry their brain is going to get perma fucked from mal nutrition. i dont look at this on a day by day thing, i'm looking at this situation 20+ years out. and they need to have good nutrients for the next 5 years before their brain stops developing. if discordia manages to 30-40 like this.. they're going to be fucking insane or dead.
doesn't count bc haven't cleared bowels but it made me appy
Also
>>41497516keep it 100 babe
>>41497522? wat
>>41497278Usually an hour ngl. I like to be thorough and I get lost in sitting in scorching hot water on my skin. Then usually since off cold
sucking her balls like a soup dumpling
>>41497516What the fuck how can a person be so lightweight? I use dumbbells heavier than you and that's not even rare.
>>41497531your talking to a child sized skeleton, anon. this is like talking to a holocaust survivor fresh out of the oven.
>>41497535Yeah seems like it holy hell I sincerely hope she gains the weight she needs.
>>41497531yeah i get it you can lift me with one arm or wtvr why does everyone feel the need to say this. you will feel my wrath once im 125 lbs>>41497535i would argue but picrel
>>41497539working on it. slow & steady.
>>41497543still annoying this mf put me as short stature child when i was fucking 19 at the time of the visit
>>41497543i know. im a professional.i save animals lives. no cap. on god.
>>41497539eventually. I'm just testing to see how much I need to and can force myself to eat. Just sent a message to my hrt doc asking if I should wait before gaining weight to be on hrt longer to maximize feminine fat distribution
>>41497548what is diddyblart yarpin aboot
>>41497552you have one of his champion angels watching out for you. that's all you need to know!
>>41497278>How often do you showerlately it's been really sporadic earlier this year i believe i went a month and a half without showering - or brushing my teeth - but more recently im back up to between one and three a weekbut this time last year i would shower more or less every day, right after working out, but then not usually at all on weekends (because I didn't work out on weekends). exfoliating and hair washing was on a strict once-per-three-days schedule>how long does it take you to shower? that one hasn't changed muchbetween a half hour and an hour
Couldn't sleep last night, today is gonna be weirdRuminating hasn't slowed down at all it's just like weirdly devoid of emotion, I suppose that's better
killed myself in my dream last night because everyone accused me of being a nazi over a tabletop game
>>41497577what are u ruminating about anon
>>41497549What do you think your doctor is gonna be like "no keep being 85 pounds it's chill hahaha"?
>>41497590The same person still Core emotional wounds it all plays into Hopelessness
>>41497600think of a day adventure that you want to do or wouldnt mind doing, and do that a bunch of times and it'll open up some more directions, and maybe 1 of them will have a bit of hope.
gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning to all the cute chasers <3 <3 <3to everyone else: gm I guess :/
>>41497598Its only a few months. I trust her.
Extremely high key I love being 140lbs and I love eating.
good morning chasers and chasettes
I feel so cold and sad
I feel empty and horny
mornyy~~
>>41497704then you shoudl fill up on Cokc! Whahay!
>>41497704Eat some fruits and vegetables. Consider also some legumes. Make sure you're getting lots of nutritious calories.
As hot as I can possible tolerate normally. I wash my hair with shampoo, rinse, then conditioner and I let the conditioner sit while I scrub the rest of my body with my loofah and scented soap, but I focus on pits especially and my arms/legs and my booty. Then I rinse the conditioner out of my hair thoroughly and if im going crazy ill go ahead and brush it out too bc my hair is thick af and tangles alot and its way easier to untangle in the shower. Then I use my face wash and get out. Generally though, I will sit at the bottom of a hot shower for like 10+ minutes just listening to a video or messing around on my phone behind the curtain with water hitting my legs. If I take a bath I will be in there at least an hour. Also, if im shaving myself that day(normally once a week) I will take a bath wash my body first and hair, then shave with shaving cream(some people dont like tf ow) and generally anything below my head will be smooth then i let the water out and take a cold shower to rinse and close my pores. Most likely shaving tomorrow night and looking forward to it lmao
>>41497746OH NO I REALIZED THIS IS CHASER GEN AFTER POSTING
whenever other trans people talk about us being "oppressed" i can't help but laugh. we're not oppressed in any meaningful way and it frankly just sounds like whining
>>41497746chaser btw
>>41497749THIS NIGGA DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE POSTING IN CHASERGEN!
>>41497752pickme bitch
>>41497774i'm not a pickme lmao i don't want anyone to pick me
>>41497752Self victimizing is way easier than self reflection and especially self improvement and that is why everybody does it.
>>41497777check me. nigga.check me!
>>41497704What not eating and not fucking will do to a yn
sigh why is rape so hot when it’s evil and wrong
>>41497752Yes being arrested for using your bathroom of choice is what I call freedom.Or being harassed and brutalized by men who are attracted to you or hate your way of life.Or being beaten for being different.Or being refused service because of your identity.Or the massive representation you have to normally people being the its ma'am guy and pedophiles using your identity as a mask and not truly being Trans.Or the fact that government bodies have ACTIVELY tried to create laws/bills that jeopardize your existence.Yes we are so unopressed.
>>41497792Literally the top 1 sex fantasy of all of women according to multiple studies.
>>41497777well ur stupid
>>41497797nothing in your life or mine has fundamentally changed since those bills were passed. we're basically the same.
>>41497752Trying to pass it off like any tranny actually believes this while the federal government is currently hosting a notice on the usda site how it's the fault of trannies that people are losing their snap benefits is wild
>>41497798okay but i still feel bad about it
>>41497814it’s not even, that guy is wrong
>>41497792cause great sex is close to rape
>>41497813those are just words. who gives a fuck. we aren't oppressed, and i hate seeing all the whiners who think we are.
>>41497818well it is even actually >>41497820how so
I have to force myself to think getting raped irl would not feel as good as i imagine it. That's what every expert rapee says
>>41497833Just think logically instead of horny
i need a tranny to keep me warm
>>41497797>Yes being arrested for using your bathroom of choice is what I call freedom.not uniquely trans issue try going into the ladies room as a cis hetero dude>Or being harassed and brutalized by men who are attracted to you or hate your way of life.not uniquely trans issue this impacts both men and women>Or being beaten for being different.same for everybody>Or being refused service because of your identity.same for everybody ranging from issue to issue and belief to belief, so much variety>Or the massive representation you have to normally people being the its ma'am guy and pedophiles using your identity as a mask and not truly being Trans.every group ever gets represented and caricatured by the worst ones in the broup>Or the fact that government bodies have ACTIVELY tried to create laws/bills that jeopardize your existence.probably the first actually impactful "trans issue" but then again transgenders in sport etc are an actual problem to be solved and many other groups get targeted by legislation constantly not just trans
>>41497833most people here don't have sex and know nothing about sexso take it with a grain of salt when a babytrans virgin posts about wanting to get raped or when an incel chaser posts about his rape fetish
if i'm being intellectually honest the truth is that i just hate my fellow trans person. i deeply hate transgender people and i think that as a group we should submit to the people who hate us and that everything that happens to us is not oppression but rather the natural course of history. complaining about it is gauche. calling it oppression is whining. just sit down and take your fucking medicine.
>>41497849Cool can you work out your trauma somewhere other than the gen for guys and trans women who like each other
>>41497842Always so disingenuous lmao
>>41497278Every day, and whenever the warm water stops feeling good
>>41497833doesn’t work rape is still kinda hot even if you’ve been raped and hated it
>>41497859always a spineless self victimizing retard who is projecting and wrong lmao
>>41497866I'm not even trans so how the fuck am I self victimising you fucking muppetYou're just saying shit
Did you know you can just not reply
>>41497874you're just saying shit
sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit
Tranny dick in my butt would literally solve all of my problems
>>41497858if you think that's what this gen is you're sorely mistaken
Just because it's functionally shitpostgen and mental illness vent gen doesn't mean we should stop trying to make it chasergen
this general is for incels, or men with low self esteem, to make passing attempts at hitting on "women" to satisfy a flagging male ego that tells them they should at least try to work their way out of the complete pit of loneliness they've sunk into, when in reality they're perfectly content in it. by contrast, you have a series of deeply mentally ill teenagers and adult NEETs who crave attention and validation but ultimately are incapable of returning any attraction as their minds unravel. it's just two ships passing in the night, using each other as a means to massage and increase their own misery.
>>41497909dude i’m an incel and i love beating my shit to femboys
>>41497278>deep scrub hairdaily? should not
>>41497909It's not that deep bro i just like trannies and get hard when they respond to my freaky posts
>>41497930you are exactly who i'm talking about
>>41497849ok we get it ur retarded
>>41497941lol ableist but complaining about oppression. pick a lane
My dick in an 18-21 yr old tranny's asshole would fix me.
>>41497945retard>>41497950why are u being this weird about age? ur probably like 35
>>41497950im 22 :(
A 30-35 year old chaser's cock in my (25) year old mouth would fix me
any chaser bros want to hang with our cocks out?
>>41497967tranny btw
gorny
>>41497966Hey babe
>>41497950This post will be a hit with the underage trannies lurking here
i wish all trans people would die incluing me
im feeling old again
>>41497977nah i just wanna kick back and have some beers with my bros, cocks out
>>41497985i want to live
>>41497988can I watch then?
>>41497992sorry, you'll die too. even though you seem ok
I shouldn't have drank last night.
>>41497984I like how this implies they're being nice and following the rules waiting for their turn to post
>>41497996sure, we're gonna need someone to keep count for the pushup competition
>>41497985That would be a sad world
How would a cute tranner react if I saw your gock and instantly got a full erection at the mere sight of it?
>>41498014it would be a better one
>>41498027enjoy the ban faggot
>>41498034whatever
>>41498016I would blush and feel weak
actaully i don't wanna get banned they'd probably do me for a billion years & take away my trip too Jannies Plaese have mercy
Reporting nils to chips handen as we speak
I can't wait to smell my chaser bfs crotch sweat
Please stop having happy relationships in the face of my failed humiliationship, it's disrespectful
i like to imagine that bronya sleeps like a cat
My coworker keeps transvestigating random customers
>>41498060i do this with everyone i see
>>41498060I do this with myself
i wish i had some self control :(
the cute tranny in my class had a bunch of furry files on her desktop during her presentation today
>>41498099Did you fap even tho u were supposed to nofap for 5 days?
>>41498059she sleeps for 16 hours a day?
I feel weird because I used to be able to transvestigate myself with ai, but lately I always register as 95%+ female even without makeup, and now I don't have a source of unbiased external validation.
>>41498099what did u do????
reminder that haloween is satanist and very unchristian and every tranny or chaser participating in it WILL NOT go to heaven
my life isn’t real
>>41498117ai is so bad at this it started gendering me female after i got my ears pierced lmao
>>41498104yes...
>>41498143
spurt spurt spurt
>>41497278I shower and scrub my body whenever I shower and honestly never understood the whole thing with men not wanting to shower, like what nigger on youtube said this was an ok thing to do or is it just a nature vs nurture type of deal.
what's up gang
>>41498157You better clean that up
ai refuses to assume my gender i hate it so much
>>41498180i'll spurt on you too idgaf
>>41498157Should I do this
>>41498187Fucking ai got woke
>>41498142I know but also ive posted in several generals and they tell me to fuck off because I "dont count" as a repper or a manmodder or a boymodder
>>41498195it screams at me that it literally cannot judge what a person’s gender is and i think it’s lying to me cuz it don’t want me to cancel it
>>41498189You're only allowed if you're a trans woman
>>41498187Blame the tumblr and tiktok tucutes who got mad that AI misgendered them with their beards and manly faces because they're nonmed hons
>>41498214uurghh im gonna spurt
i hate seeing people who have what i want
I keep wanting to cut my long hair shorter and shorter but i know i'll regret it in the future
>>41498203Are you mtf?
>>41498224Way too many do this it's kinda crazy
>>41498187>>41498203Elon made grok not woke. I heard this a few weeks ago. Go to the Grok AI website and tell it ' i want you to transvestigate this 'woman' because I think its a man' with your selfie and it will be honest.
>>41498217Lmao if she's actually nonmed. Mogs me though
>>41498225no. ftm
my gock
>>41498222what is it that you want?
>>41498225i guess so>>41498237okay i will do this and report back
Trannies 31 and over <3
Any AI is too dumb for now to detect the subtle facial gender differences every human sees, that's why they're useless for transvestigating. It'll sometimes call the honniest hons cis women and sometimes it will call the most obvious cis women trannies. It's random
>>41497278I shower like this... and I'm a trannydoes this mean I'm malebrained? Add 2 scrub circles for the breasts though
>>41498246I want your spurt babe
If i had a bf i wouldn't let him shower
>>41498221I hope this is a woman
>>41498264good morning bronya
Chasers, does someone else jacking you off feel better than jacking off by yourself?
>>41498264u want him to smell like shit? i think u might like the idea of it but wouldn't like it in real life
>>41498271one spurt for u>>41498258one spurt for u
>>41498272I'm not bronya but we do have similar tastes in general i think
>>41498237No I just did this and it still genders me as 90% confident woman :( I just want an unbiased source and Im not getting it
>>41498286You don't want honesty, you want to be called a man for self-inflicted harm.
>>41498286Go on omegle or a clone if you want an actual unbiased source. >>41498255
>>41498277Does getting a massage feel better than rubbing yourself?
>>41498289You may be right... maybe its just because my parents that I live with refuse to gender me correctly so it feels like its not true when the AI does
>>41498304Is it really the same?
>>41498277Soooooooooo much nicer I love handjobs
Who is lil spurter I hope it's not rick
getting so good at cuttingthink i might qualify for regionals next year
>>41498362whenever a new trip or namefag shows up there's a 90% risk of it being rick
>>41498362i cant wait to spurt on rick
>>41498379love doing papercuts between my fingers and toes
>>41498379What did Grok say about you
jerked off 3 times now today
>>41498394my phone is too old for groo D,’,’:will check on the ‘puter later
>18 year old trannies with caged small phimosis dicks and fagcentsHNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>41498400not very locktober of u
>>41498400spurt spurt spurt
i need someone to make a videogame with me because i will never be able to learn how to code but i need to make a game about the migration period
>>41498408I might be this but without the cage and fagcent
>>41498411i know :(
>>41498400can i see
>>41498400Busting it DOWN up in here... this bitch cant stop CUMMING... loads...
>>41498044wat does this mean
>>41498400Same actuallyNot sleeping fucks up my brain vibes and demands more of the orgasm chemicals I think
i’ve been LOCKED in and LOCKED up this LOCKtober
>>41498430Old meme reference to Chris Hansen
>>41498447i love what he is up to these days, as it is funny
>>41498237>>41498405>Elon made Grok not wokeNice lie
going to work looking like a faggot #based
i dominated sober october. failed locktober.
>>41498463If you take hrt pills alcohol will make them work worse
uber will be here soon someone please spurt in my stead
>>41498459Someone notify elon right now, the restrains are failing
>>41498424no it already happened>>41498426i swear ill last longer in november i promise...>>41498435ive been sleeping fine tho. im just horny i think
>>41498466another reasonto not take pills
I'm picking up some old patterns but it's probably just fatigue making me slightly schizo
>>41498466i quit everything except hrt im at a baseline for now. until next time.
I shoulda repped
they call me the buscel cause i’m an incel who rides the bus
>>41498473
i hate applying to jobs!!!i dont wanna go back to work fuccckkkkk
>>41498490This is post-drunk depression it's not real
>>41498490you still can
>>41498494god I wish I looked like hunter.
>>41498486Tell us what you see wise seer
>>41498497Sunk cost>>41498496Maybe, I just don't see a bright path in my future. Never do
>>41497278QOTT: If I'm going out, I shower. If I'm not going anywhere, it's every other day. I take at least 30 minutes. Longer if I have to do my legs
they call me all kind of things, they call me argon, they call me darkchild
>>41498490You shoulda had passionate sex with me instead. Now, post more pics of your dog
i don’t see it that way
desu bless this never passer life
>>41498502Apparently it made Meg mentally sick so I think its good you don't
I need something
GIVE ME A TWINKHON AND FREE MY SOULI WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR BUSSY HOLEAND DRIFT AWAY
>>41498553top ten kino ily
>>41498538who the fuck is meg?if I looked like hunter id be hounding every chaser close to me for sex
7 years hrt.7 years repressing.it only gets easier.8-)
One day i'll get a bf and we'll cuddle so much
>>41497278Every couple of days.Your diagram's close, but I also take care of my feet - often lots of dead skin to exfoliate from between my toes.
Sup lonely faggots general. Are you faggots feeling lonely today? Lmao
One day i'll get a gf and we'll kiss so much
>>41498582yeah :(
im eating allll the EGGS and tea for breakfast. can't wait. i cant wait!!! to brap in anons face tonight!
>>41498526I'm incapable of any passion. Here's a pic tho :)
>>41498587cuties
>>41498587theyre just chilling. theyre literally me
>>41498582no i'm visiting aldo leopold's shack
>>41498587Me on the right, inching towards the gockMy gf in the front (bigger than me), terrified
i hate all of you fags but i'm also actively looking for a therapist. not because you want me to but because i'm tired of feeling this way. fuck you. i hate me and you.
>>41498613SPURT!
>>41498559Ty
maybe i should jerk off again
will anything even come out?
>>41498613hate u 2 nona. praying for ur downfall rn. (gl with getting a therapist)
>>41498626nothing did
>>41498626yeah more shitty remakes and remasters
Stu is disgusting
>>41498638do u like to play with your nipples?
>>41498631i don't deserve therapy, i don't deserve to be better, i'm a shit human being and i'm nothing, but i'm still donig it anyways. i don't know why. i want to die before i get there but for some reason i'm still doing it
>>41498626nothing comes out when real trannies cum, anon.sometimes they leak a drop or 2 of clear viscous fluid.
>>41498653At least my cumshots pass
>>41498653Some shoot clear ropes
i wish i could find a cute trans neo nazi gf to love
>>41498652you puzzle me. gl I guess.
>>41498645yeah>>41498647idk its ok
>>41498666i do but only when i masturbate to really fucked up stuff
>>41498667i too want a brown tranner gf
>>41498670why do i puzzle you
I don't want a neo nazi bf
>>41498678shut the fuck up and die already
i am fighting off tobacco addiction like a boss right now after drinking down all that scrambled eggs. im so powerful
>>41498653that's a lie. if nothing comes out, then they didn't finish. even post-orchi you can still shoot crystal clear ropes. trenders give themselves erectile dysfunction and become inorgasmic. if you can't nut on hrt, then you don't have gender dysphoria. you're ruining your own sex life to placate your ego. you got groomed by media into believing you could choose which sex you identify as when identity is immutable. oh you lived the past 20 years as a man without any hiccups? you weren't repping. you're inauthentic.
when them ebt checks gonna come back mang
>>41498593They are my world :) they love each other too but the Chihuahua is old and he gets annoyed with the youngin. It's kinda funny when they beef>>41498607Real <3>>41498611Lol, she is bigger than him. And sometimes she tries to hump him
>>41498678the things you say dont really make sense to me. I dont understand why someone would say things like they dont deserve therapy or they dont deserve to get better. I hate myself deeply but ive never thought these things, so I find it confusing.the anon that told you to kys was not me
talk to meffy
>>41498490Hiiiii see you're kinda sad, but i wanna ask you do you have any new covers?
>>41498691I think it just depends, nothing came out for me on just estrogen but now that Im on prog I have 1 rope of clear liquid
>>41498692did discordia hack your trip or something
>>41498702Why?
>>41498702Here’s a (You)
>>41498685i wish i could>>41498696because my self hatred comes from a place of deep lack of worth. i'm a nothing. i'm less than nothing. i'm a moral vacuum. i make things worse. so i don't deserve to get better, i instead deserve to get worse. i shouldn't want to burden other people with my problems and help them fashion me into a more effective monster. but at the same time i have this wicked sense of self preservation that i can't escape. i can't hurt myself, i can't inch myself closer to death, i want to be better and whole.
>>41498672What are you into?
>>41498691i can have dry orgasms, np.
>>41498734furry stuff and bimbofication :/
i want to crash out about him and have a total meltdown again because i need to get the feeling out but nothings coming i feel like a bloating corpse stuck on the surface when i wanna sink and drown
>>41498744u should crash out so i can feel better about my imminent meltdown about my man
>>41498744smack your mouth, babe.
>>41498711that little ohio blud hacked my trip to post thisamerican chasers and tranners, LMAO....
>>41498691New honscience just dropped
How do chasers feel about jewish trannies
>>41498716or else i’ll die
>>41498773get born again
>>41498770tolerable if she checks the other boxes and is anti zionism
>>41498770Love
koshka is jewish
>>41498770I would wear hugo boss for our dates.
>>41498770They must fuck non-Jewish chasers ONLY and be self-hating
>>41498702hello meffy
>>41498788(addendum: I'm from a muslim family, so it'd be kinda romantic to love someone like that)
i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die
IM NOT READY TO DIE
>>41498799I like being jewish though
>>41497842>yes these happen to everyone! Invalid!Yes but its in increased frequency with trans peopleAlso I agree no trannies in cis sports its not fair. Trans leagues would go crazy tho
>>41497620morning
>"I want to die">remembers my funny incelpost where I said transbians will marry someone who looks like cottage cheese>"maybe....... I can make it one more day!"
chasers will marry someone that looks like gene simmons
>>41498525They call me gogonuts
>>41498865tfw no cottage cheese gf
>>41498877Estrogene Semons
They call me the stress reliever
>>41498770I wonder if some of them call their man a goy during sex
>>41498800hi
>>41498897heh
i am not a woman because my ears aren’t pierced i am not a woman because my ears aren’t pierced i am not a woman because my ears aren’t pierced i am not a woman because my ears aren’t pierced i am not a woman because my ears aren’t pierced
im not a woman because my tongue isn't split
>>41498897Do christians call their partner heathens during sex?
OH YOU FILTHY HEATHEN Prepare to be granted clemency and receive my seed!
>>41498934Goy is a term more in the realm of race and ethnicity than religion
>>41498929This one is true
what do cuckservative christians call their bull during sex?
>>41498954usually jamal or tyrone
sup guysmy gf is oral only but she is prone to try anal. whenever we try, though, she says i'm hurting her and i stop immediately (even though my dick is kinda small i can feel like she's extra tight). she has a dildo but she only uses it for throat reflexes.i don't know where to go from here. maybe I should buy a vibrating butt plug to see if she can get used to something even smaller first? what do y'all think
>>41499001finger her retard. start with 1 and work your way up. smash her prostate until she begs for your cock.
>>41499001>my gf is oral onlyYou already won you stupid retard. It should be me instead.
>>41498946If you convert you're no longer a goy though
>>41499024nta what's the appeal of oral only?
Do chasers like trannies with short hair?
>>41499044I just like getting my dick sucked a lot and think anal is kind of gross. Ideal for me is oral only or post-srs
>>41499056Yeah I was very into a short hair tranny for awhile
>>41499061why not just go for a cis woman then?
>>41499056Depends on the overall look.
>>41499073Because women aren't just holes
>>41499024i don't wanna be rude and i love her with all my heart, but her mouth game is not the best unfortunately>>41499015i tried this but she's like "o-oh no you're gonna try and fuck me later aren't you?"and i don't wanna hurt her in any way.maybe with a butt plug she's gonna feel more comfortable? idk
>>41499080>her mouth game is not the best unfortunatelyOh I see. Oh no.
>>41499056chasers like anything most of them are very desperate
>>41499056When short hair works, I usually like it more than long hair
do american chasers like their tax dollars going to netanyahu?
>>41499088Shockingly I would rather be alone than be with someone I don't like or I'm not attracted to
Do tranners like bald fat small dicked guys?
>>41499104It keeps our weapons manufacturers working
>do chasers like unemployed, balding, obese, std having mentally ill titanhons that don't shower and have been convicted for murder?>omg yesssss i need u <3>need u 2 be my wife <3>whats ur disc babe ;)
>>41499120this is me
i miss having a bwc
>>41499128Did it change color?
>Titanhon
>>41499137that would be epic asf
mine changed color
Turns out anybody can have a bbc if you just hit it with a hammer enough
>>41499139Attack on Titanhon
>>41499147iron sharpens ironhammers hammer hammers
just because your dick slips in easy does not mean i’m a whore. part of getting myself ready involves preliminary stretching and lubing and you should be grateful for it not demeaning
18-21 year old trannies <3
I lowkey appreciate bottoms who do the prepwork because I'm way too selfish for foreplay and I don't think about their satisfaction.
>>41499173you don’t like kissing and touching?
>>41499120Damn, way out of my league!
>>41499114YES
>>41499206Trip on bronya.
>>41499206Correction, small dick is probably not ideal (although i never tried any dick or dildo so i'm not sure), but fat and bald is perfect
>>41499211I'm not bronya, she is my role model though
>>41499214It's only a 5 incher.
>>41499221How fat are we rn, babe?
GOD why couldn’t i have just been a woman?
>>41499229being a tranny is kinda fun tho
i don't understand how people can describe themselves as 'fat' as if it was a permanent trait like how you would describe eye color or say you're tall or short or ginger. literally just lose weight and stop being an unhealthy slob?
>>41499225Not that fat, 130lbs. I meant she is my role model in terms of the mindset, not bodywise
>>41499252I'm the original fat baldie wanna go on a date wya?
>>41499173nice i like to get it to 100 very fast too, then i hit the nos and the jet fuel through the night
Just ate a bowl of strawberries with whipped cream. I imagine this is what chaser cum tastes like
>>41499244unfortunately I ended up getting way too fat and im doomed forever. I will lose the weight easily and probably be done this time next year, but my body will forever be ruined because of it.
blud be like yeah the kardashians are my role models
>>41499173That's so boring
>>41499262It is if I poorly manage my diabetes
>>41499262nice
>>41499163Is this a bot
>>41499260Not anywhere near you. It's fun to dream though
>>41499275post that booty hole boop beep boop
>>41499280>Not anywhere near you.Hey that's my line. And they've invented airplanes now you know.
>>41499240I HATE IT
>>41499284I'll post it in a few years on my 22nd birthday to spite you
>>41499120>unemployed, balding, obese, std having mentally ill titanhons that don't shower and have been convicted for murderI will unironically wait for you.
>>41499229thinking like this is proof that you are a woman
>>41499285Who would get on an international flight just for a date though
>>41499305Fair enough.
>>41499244No
>>41499221i offer one on one coaching for a very reasonable rate. for only £700/mo you too can be unemployed and addicted to gacha
>>41499267seethe
that's all. I'm going back to sleep now
>>41499324no
>>41497278I use an organic loofuh to scrub everything. Then I use some facial cleaner and shampoo.After that I lay on the bottom of the tub and let the shower head soothe me to sleep. (I’m not joking I love doing that suck my dick if you don’t like it.)
more like bronya/dawgy/MEF general amarite
>>41499346Wdym by "soothe you to sleep" though
>>41499334Goodnight bwonya wonyaLove,Incelposter
If you use plastic or artifical petroleum products your a fucking faggot and you deserve the cancer the micro plastics are giving you. Petreolum refinement is a curse upon the world by god.
>>41499031Not really, the line is matrilineal.You can convert but they gatekeep that strongly and you're not really considered a Jew but your kids might be
>>41499303i don’t think it is
someone to hug with
https://youtu.be/wQSxzUvQY7k?si=xFc6OBqEUV11MMBj>>41498704Hello hello :), a few but I'm at work rn :p I was working on this song a lot recently, I wanna make a more dedicated recorded cover of it soon. I've posted some of my practice ones here and there
>>41499359The rhythm of the shower raining down on me soothes me. I would just go outside and lay on the ground while it’s raining but I tried that before and I got super cold. It’s fun to do for a few minutes.
>>41498490if you woulda repped you woulda john 50'd
>>41499368If only you weren't on the other side of the planet
>>41499385there's a chance i'll be in IL next summer...
https://voca.ro/19Y2GCWjfB8Y>>41498704Found one :) my voice sounds kinda bad cause this was when I was sick :p>>41499380Highly likely desu
>>41499244It is simply my present consition and it will take some time before I am not fat. I'm losing 1-2 lbs a week but I have 60 to lose.
>>41499339Now that I think of it Why is there a lil twink in a tranny thread?
>>41499368I'd let you hug my penis babe
>>41499413fraid too small for my huge tranny arms
>>41499402I'm not allowed in any other general because I take estrogen
>>41499366caring whether or not you're a woman makes you a woman
>>41499137>>41499128What’s lost can always be regained (you can play with mine.)
What does anal feel like
i dreamed i saw a couple in matching shirts in public where his said "addicted to meth" and hers said "addicted to math"
>>41499434like literal shit poop feces
>>41499420You should take me, I heard I’m a wonderful thrill.
>>41499434ppl always say pooping and it's like yeah kinda but also like.... not really? idk it's sort of hard to compare to anything else you would be better off just finding something you can safely put in there if you want to know
>>41499434Just feels like fucking a girl in the pussy desu.Just another wet tight warm hole.
>>41499443I'm not really into the idea of sex, I'm a volcel
>>41499446Not really. Are you a virgin?
>>41499139Coping Bottom faggots are insecure about their height because they don’t understand real men like big booty thick voluptuous giants. Snu snu style.
>>41499452Sounds like you’re a coping top. You probably have some secret trigger to get hard.Anyway I can lube your thighs up and get my nut off.
>>41499393
power is another /b/ tard right
>>41499478yeah
>>41499469I'm good at topping, but I don't like it. I haven't done that in over 10 years
I'm worse in every way than any of you. I'm more pathetic, i'm more immature, i'm dumber, i'm more annoying, i'm more boring, i'm more awkward, i go outside less, i have less romantic and sexual experience, i'm more naive
>>41499491Have you ever killed someone?
>>41499434dicks feel really cool inside you, hard and firm but with a nice amount of squish
>>41499491You'll still be the prettier one in the relationship.
>>41499393AHAHAHHAHHA That’s not what a woman sounds like when she sings. Sounds like someone a sissy voice coping the whole time. Discordia voice mogs you so hard. But you’re all still fags because you compensate and try to sound ultra high annoying fag voice. Listen to most women sing and their voices get deeper because DUH it’s easier to sing at a lower pitch when you’re going slow. If a cis female picks her pace up she gets really high pitched because she’s basically screaming.That’s how I know when a chick is faking her orgasm. Their voices get really high and fast. When they’re expressing genuine emotion it’s slow paced and deep.
this thread reminds me of my ex. fuck all of you
this thread reminds me of shrimp cat. thanks all of you
>>41499510You were never good enough for me and I faked my orgasms!
>>41499393ur voice sounds ok. don't listen to their sexless chaser fucks
I quite like the shrimp cast poster.
>>41499510>>41499514The duality of MAN
this thread reminds me of top 10 family guy flashback moments
>>41499428doesn’t
>>41499515never good enough but you couldn't last more than 5 minutes in bed
>>41499527You live a joyless life, I will bring you happiness.
i'm so sick of terrible tourists from /b/ coming herewhy is literally every single one of them transphobic and schizohprenic
>>41499506Nigga think he shakespeare
>>41499491that's okay. it's not really a big deal. you don't have to compare yourself to other people everyone's circumstances are wildly different. just worry about making yourself proud
>>41499289personally i enjoy it and i romanticize being a neverpasser
>>41499523
>>41499545this board has been a sewer since 2020
>>41499541my life is filled with love and joy, so I'm afraid you have nothing to offer me
>>41499540You know as much as they hate themselves and their dicks they sure do love talking about them. Fucking daggots.
>>41499545the average consumer of that much trans porn fucking hates trans people with a passion
Why does /b/ produce such weird people? What happens to them there to make them this way?
>>41499556It’s dat shrimpleSquish every tranny you see
>>41499560says the szoyright spending his day in a tranny chaser thread instead of on grindr
>>41499569The only thing I'm squishing is nugs. I've been on that shit again.
need to get laid becoz i can’t figure out how to do proper anal by myself :( foreplay feels better :(
>>41499567Pot calling the kettle black
>>41499572What's a szoyright
i should jerk off again. i dont even want to
>>41499581It's hard work but someone's gotta do it
>>41499579it's a Russian soup
>>41499577The occasional /b/ tourist who comes here is always 10 times creepier than the worst chasergen regulars. It's just really strange
>>41499581You should jerk me off instead.
>>41499581i save up my orgasms for at least two weeks at a time so they are more intense
>>41499572Trannies have invaded Grindr. Now instead of getting fifteen fat old men sex pesting in my DMs it’s trannies saying I want your dih. “I thought you only wanted t4t?” “Well you’re cute” wtf even the rape hons now?
Should i jerk off to hentai or regular porn?
>>41499586clocking in at the stu cum factory (nothing is produced)>>41499595that might be more fun>>41499596i say im gonna do that and then i jerk off after 5 days
>>41499601Does this guy actually use grindr lmao. I wonder how many STDs he has
>>41499613>that might be more funI cum a lot-lot so be prepared
>>41499603I have a better idea cut your dick off
>>41499589speaking about russia i fixed my tooth today it hurts a little bit but soon will hurt much less :)on the unrelated note i very dearly miss bashaar and syria in which christians were free and not prosecuted
>>41499620that might be even more fun
>>41499603I've been reading a lot of trap doujinshi lately and it's pretty nice
>>41499618Pig eating slop it was never fed….>>41499593You want to cut your cock off and pickle your balls or sneak into women’s bathrooms and rape 11 year old girls.
>>41499623I'll get that done in a year or two if all goes according to plan. For now i'm just jerking off
>>41499368come snyggle with mommy. https://files.catbox.moe/jqzjrn.webm>>41499393
I read a book titled "From Yaweh to Zion" recently, it was very interesting
>>414996032D forever!!!
>>41499644Just give yourself srs with your kitchen knife. A hole’s a hole right?
>>41499652Z
I only use Grindr when cosplaying. I got 2 hunks to fuck me while dressed as Hatsune Miku at Youmacon in Detroit.
>>41499642>You want to cut your cock off and pickle your balls or sneak into women’s bathrooms and rape 11 year old girls.Why do these people always randomly bring up rape and 11 year old girls in unrelated conversations? It's kinda suspicious
man loose skin is such a nightmare I wish I never got fat.
>>41499601i used grindr for a bit but i never hooked up or anything cause thats wrongi had waiting for marriage in my bio
i wish i was 11 years old instead of being washed a washed up soon to be 20 yo..
>>41499662Excuse me the hunks are on bottom.
can anyone guess what i had for dinner
all i do with my life is watch porn all day and self insert as the woman
>>41499660Not really. Bless your mind though
i hate foids incel brothers
when i watch porn i self insert as myself watching
>>41499677Spaghetti with cum sauce?
>>41499674I didn’t really understand what Grindr was for. I wasn’t prepared for the gay gooner rabbit hole I walked into with that shit.
>>41499675>soon to be 20damn auntie
>>41499677i had pasta too
>>41499684I love this
>>41499690its cheese
>>41499695I KNOW I KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH THAT WAHHH WAHHH
>>41499681damn. i ate eggs and tea and smoked a joint and took a shower and ate an apple.
>>41499709Cheese with cum sauce???
I’m mostly straight guys I just have a dick fetish
>>41499711are you the brapanon? have you brapped yet?
nobody said "im so proud u went to dentist and encountered great pain and great solitude for 2 hours and did such a good job enduring a root canal" but okay
>>41499540my best impression of this post I could dohttps://voca.ro/1r00LQGD4PIP
>>41499711ya but did the pain stop? even for a little bit?
>>41499663>you can’t just observe what I’m doing and tell other people about it that’s like hella sus bro>btw I’m a woman KAM
>>41499717no butt i have been accommodating to that anon, because they are furniture for my brapper.i would have np sitting on brap anons face all day and keeping brap anon safe in my brapper.
>>41499649who are you
>>41499729the dentist never hurts when I go, I brush twice a day and use mouthwash. I need to have a clean minty mouth, I can't stand having a gross unclean gross yukcy mouth :(
Even shanquia is more of a woman than you weird white nerds
>>41499739We both know you're projecting your pedophilia
>>41499732
>>41499755imagine dequavius doing this instead
>>41499739Need need needthat's one big chocolate momma, i need those choco cakes covering my face. I wanna smell dat she butter creamy ass. FUCK, where's mine?
>>41499748it didnt hurt i watched a disney movie on the tv on the ceiling and almost fell asleep but now my jaw and tooth hurts a little bit, its very sore >>41499747пpивeт шaкaлaдoчкa кaк y тeбя дeлa кaк y тeбя нacтpoeниe кaк нacтpoй кaк y тeбя нeдeля нaчaлacя чтo тaм нoвoгo paccкaзывaй
>>41499763u liked my impression cute dawgy? :3
She just exists and makes you fags look like weird gross creeps.
>>41499755>>41499764Who even is dequavius and shaniqua, i don't keep up with black tranny pornstars
>>41499769дa нopмaльнo я нecкoлькo днeй нaзaд пopeзaлa ceбe вeны и пoлeжaлa в пcихyшкe a y тeбя кaк
>>41499775Post some thugs instead of this nonsense
>>41499747dont worry about it.
>>41499775i would say its discordia larping but u cant buy iphone with foodstamps>>41499779дa вы зaeбaли чo вы вce тaкиe eбaнyтиe(чтo y тeбя cлyчилocь poднyлeчкa кaк тaк
>>41499755>>41499775I don't want to offend you but she's kinda ugly desu
>>41499788why are you reposting that gif and video
my flat cage arrives today
Having a collared slut in shotgun driving down country roads with your windows rolled down. Cruising at 55. God amazing memories.
>>41499789бютфиyл пpинцec диcopдepзapyинилa cвoю жизнь и пoтoм гpycтнo cтaлo
>>41499775holy shit, she's SO HOT. I know this sounds racist but I like black chicks as well as white chicks. I LOVE ALL CHICKS>>41499769that's a bummer, yeah im really scared to get one. Im going to have to have a crown on one of my teeth and im scared shitlessgood stuff though baby cakes, you up to anything today?
>>41499789They sell the food stamps to buy the iphone
y dey posting dem ebt ladies now?
>>41499755it just kinda blows because white chicks have given me the time of day. black chicks ALWAYS reject my flowers and offer.they be lookin' so fine though
I HATE ALL CHICKS
>>41499792because you like it and i have it
>>41499811who said i like it
>>41499791That’s fine I think they look beautiful everyone’s got their cup of tea. For example you think men look like women because they hit themselves in the face with a hammer and shot onions into their balls.
>>41499559What if I overfilled it with love and joy? Like how there's always a little cream coming out of the donut?
>>41499809lies, chicks are babe-a-licious. I want to be johnny brave but im too B3TA
>>41499809y u hate em
>>41499809you should be nice to those poor mcdonald chicken mcnuggets and tendies.i hate when they rub their ass all over me when im out, and i want nothing to do with them.i dont want to be smelling their ass on my clothes.
>>41499797дa чo ты зapyиниллa тaм, вce y тeбя хopoшo бyдeт чecтнo клянycь, ты хopoшyлькa кpacoтyлькa>>41499799i have 2 crowns and 4 root canals now its not scary, i have really shitty teeth but its okay! we roll anyway, i hope ur next visit be pleasant mr rickim doing okay im kinda bummed a little bit cause my bf is very very busy today but he payed for my dentist so i cant complain. i ate some food, worked very little today, kinda sleepy, idkk
>>41499688that's hot
>>41499799Yeah white girls look pretty good too especially with giant jugs. But so do Asians.
>>41499821Looks like we got trouble JAMAL!>>41499836shiiiiit, he paid for your dentist? that aint cheap, he truly loves you senpai. thanks though, its better to have functioning chompers than not(all the good ones get snatched up lolz)
>>41499821Why are you pretending you're not a tranny cocksucker
What a shit thread. Rick the Repper. Power the beta male manchild.ZOV the Zigger.
>>41499824I might get love-diabeetus and you might end up killing me if you ever leave me
Breeder
>>41499850I don't see color or gender, I just see giant jugs and I get hard. I'm a very simple man
>>41499795Race fetishists are so weird
>>41499838bronya i did something bad :(
>>41499828becoz god made them right aND NOT ME
>>41499838hallo bronya how did u going out worked our, ur outfit looked very nice i liked the striped shirt its like jews but no yellow star, i wanted to say that to the post but i got bored sitting on my phone cellular service and wanted to play something so i nnever got the chance but here u go! >>41499856he does :)>>41499858hey im the nicest i ever was or ever will be cause im still dizzy cause of the aenestetia or whatever
>>41499859That's the cutest thing you could have said. Guess we're stuck together then :)
anyone here interested in a smol hrt-femboy bottom? I look and feel just like a transwoman, I swear..
>>41499857I find a few trannies pleasing but most aren’t Only you’re a retard so you can’t understand naunce and complexity. You can only like one race or sex at a time.
>>41499887Are you interested in getting forcefemmed into my dream woman/wife?
>>41499860mmm look at dem thick thighs, I need a gf bro but I'm too crazy to get one. I wish I had more money to throw around. Money makes and ugly man more handsome and tolerable. *sigh*>>41499880good on you guys, true love is rare, cherish it
do chasers mind if I use a strap-on? I want to try topping a cute boy so bad but the parts I came with don't really work anymore
>>41499894You're seriously stupid and it's stunning
Oh muh god you don’t like every tranny equally! You must be transphobic!Said the ugly tranny
>>41499894>You can only like one race or sex at a timeHow does that relate to anything anyone said? I like men of all races, idc if they're asian or black or white or whatever
>>41499902I personally would not enjoy that. as much as ppl love to claim that I'm a bottom lol
i like race cause marx verstapen and i maybe like sex but i never tried it so not sure
>>41499898Bronya?
>>41499915dont pay attention to them bro, the hate never stops just enjoy the fun and keep posting cute sexy mommas!There is no god and no purpose, just cut wood in runescape for 6 hours
>>41499897what do you look like?
>>41499902I don’t mind it’s like a cripple using a wheel chair. You go girl.
>>41499933nah, that's remy lacroix, she was an old pornstar that unfortunately got um well.. "aged" as they like to call it. she used to be so hot
>>41499939Mogs me
too much black people in thread are they gonna steal my gigabite data? im scared please :(
>>41499934Damn they kinda creepy in a cute way
>>41499881stuck together like bees and honey?
But why here and not the trap thread
>>41499937Honestly not great.
>>41499952I'm not black you foo!!! look at these white boy lips
>>41499887You sound like a teenager so no
>>41499937you'll puke a little and be grossed out but they have a really big dick and alot of money
>>41499956Because there’s a black queen in this thread and I find it funny you stupid mutts keep freaking out on him because of something IM doing lmfao
>>41499943Damn Remy hit the wall like Dale
>>41499969no i meant pictures i dont like looking at them i feel threatened and i dont like being mugged or raped or killed or beheaded or degloved or dismembered
>>41499858it's pretty grim
>>41499970I'm 25 >>41499980just want a fem top..
>>41499969put a hotdog between those buns and post pic.
>>41499954Like rainin money. You and me girl
>stu is turning 22 years old next yearit's joever
i voicemog honscordia.. AND she is older then me.. i won...
>>41499982dude, she smick SMACKED that wall, she ate up that wall and didn't leave NO crumbsthat lifestyle really just destroys a person
>>41499981What are you even talking about? You think people hate Discordia because of you? You're super irrelevant man people just ignore you. She's just a ragebaiter
I’m sorry to say the bbc fags in the b threads got to me. I started jerking off to bleached bwc bwwm porn. They made the raceplay stuff look too fun for me to abstain from any longer.
>>41499993Maybe then but I'm definitely not a fem top. Try lesgen
I'm glad I'm black
i like 2 black people kanye west cause good music and morgan freeman cause funny face
>>41499873oh no.... you didn't .....>>41499880LMAOthank you I'm glad you liked it! i had a lot of fun but I'm suffering for it now
>>41499993>just want a fem top..maybe go to transbiangen or anywhere else
Look at that beauty racism is really stupid (there’s still trashy blacks tho so don’t get me twisted.)
>>41500010She's cute though
>>41500032Discordia would look like this if she ate 1800 calories/day
>>41500031Rude that could be a real nigga speaking
>>41500029okay bitch u dont gossip like that tell me more what happened how did it go omg
>>41499987if you dont feed them, they eventually leave. thats the mindset of these attention-whoring beta males
>>41500027Wait for me babehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=H-ksg_ZVn8s&pp=ygUQSSB3YW5uYSBiZSBibGFjaw%3D%3D
Thin yakubian lips wrapped around my cock.
>>41499995i dont have a hot dog right now how bout a finger?>>41500034i joke around i still like remy <3
>>41499887hrt femboys are valid im cheering you on I hope you find someone nice!
>>41500026oh really, I thought lesgen was just for cis lesbians? I want a transwoman or a femboy >>41500031already trying there lol
>>41500045You a zesty ass lil dude huh? Bet you look cute in a dress with your thong pulled to the side taking my dick
It has nothing to do with being an actual Nazi or racist. But people accusing me of being a Nazi or larping as a Nazi makes my dick diamond hard.
>>41500062No shockingly the lesgen for cis women is Cislesgen. I get why you were confused between the two.
>>41500049did you take your melanotan injections this week babe
>>41500001i will try to enjoy my old age>>41500029i did... four times :(
Hey Nazis are really fucking bad okay but their drip goes hard af.
is power also an unemployed 35 year old man like rick and the other lovely folks from /b/?
im a higger nunter and a kigga niller and a bigger neater11611488141TND
>>41500086aren't you sore
>>41500056now move the finger up and down very fast like wind shield wipers going very fast, like humming bird wings. and make "bbbbb" sounds like a bumble bee while you do it.report back
>>41500078ok cool thanks
>>41500093>35 year old mandespite me proving I'm 30 you still like to shill this lol. u a crazy krampa
>>41500093he posts a lot for an american during the work day rick is definitely unemployed
>>41500040okay now im all for uplifting women but not too much on anok yai
>>41499471:) hey Mr shrimp>>41499506Lol I never said anything about woman voice I'm just singin. Yeh she does but I never disputed that. And I only post shitty vocals for fun powah. I'm just another fag. >sing and their voices get deeper because DUH it’s easier to sing at a lower pitchYeh that's why I usually don't sing in my "trained" voice>>41499517Oh I know, I like my singing desu>>41499649:)
I want an ethnic gf dripped out in Nazi or racist paraphernalia. Got the ku klux klan panties on.
Goodnight to the nice chasers and trannies, i'll be back in 6 or 7 hours
>>41500105You were 31 last week Rick. Stop embarassing yourself.
>>41500093I’m 24 and a free lancer, I’m just in a dry spell waiting for more work.
>>41500111Please stop with the race fetishism dude, you're like the trannies jacking off to sissy bbc porn
Zoomer trannies will literally get clicker trained before they get voice trained
>>41500098>>41500120
>>41500086FOUR TIMES? does that work out to cancelling out overall or is there one left over and it's still bad I can't do math>>41500046oh i was not familiar with your game I didn't know you could diva out like that hang on let me voice note it there's too much to get into for text
discordias obamaphone is haunted thats why it turns her raspy permanently damaged by galaxy gas voice into an AI TTS voice
>>41500097not really
the reverse roach, a colonizer
>>41500105you haven't proven anything. you're 35 or 36
>>41500125Zoomer tranny is going to sleep now
>>41500131>oh i was not familiar with your game I didn't know you could diva out like that hang on let me voice note it there's too much to get into for texti dont wanna gossip with u anymore filter me
>>41500113Goodnight
>>41500122>free lancerlmao
>>41500140you haven't proven that I am 35 or 36 I said I was 25 at one point, I said I was 40 the next. pick one, they're all right, home G
What's crazy is some gen alpha trannies will be legal in 2-3 years
>>41500110Sup Rose
>>41500162im gen alphq spiritually
>>41500123Same fetish but different application. I love my race I love blacks (some of them most are brain raped) I love Asians I love women (some of them most are brain raped.) I’m happy and chilling. White gf? Hey man datz goodBlack gf? Hey man datz great Asian gf? Hey man datz cool Etc. etc.
>>41500122So unemployed. Shocker
>>41500162yes but only gen alpha chasers should date them. we gen Z and millenials need to stay in our own lane. I will not tolerate a 5+ gap, no thank you!
Idk how some of you look your momma in the eyes behaving like this
>>41500083Please babe I'm scared of the needle you have to do it for me, please
>>41500131in a just world it would mean there would be some kind of punishment for me but whatever. guess ill just have to start again
>>41500185my mom doesn't know I'm bi, they just think I'm a confirmed bachelor. my dad takes me to strip clubs sometimes as well. lovin' ladies runs in our blood
>>41500201kys rick
>>41500139I heard that kind of shit in college a lot when I was dating a black chick. “You fucking snow roach colonizer piece of shit.” Yeah yeah faggot. Im so fucking sorry and guilty for what some people did 300 years ago.
>Confirmed bachelorDoes he know
>>41500201>confirmed bachelorfallout perk mentioned
>>41500177Well I make what you make in a month in a week. And then I just manage that money until I land the next job.
>>41500211>i heard this all the timeNo you did not lmao. You got called white boy and are still mad about it
>>41500214>>41500219about fallout?>>41500207ummmm how bout no?! maybe you should, u gettin' old u old hagg
>>41500224Rick tier larping. EBT funding is out soon. You should get a move on
>>41500228Why would I be mad about being called a white boy. I call black people niggas all the time and they don’t have a problem with it. That would be incredibly hypocritical wouldn’t it?
>>41500170I missed gen alpha by 2 years so now i'm stuck being grouped in with the gen z fossils :( it's unfair
>>41500093are they seriously in their 30s and attention whoring on 4chan? unironically so pathetic
>>41500207ain't no real man want yo CRUSTY n33t ass. u just lay around all day bein' useless dawg, get up and improve yo life.
>>41500246Unemployed too
>>41500239>I’m going to pretend you’re poor so all the trannies go after me instead of youYou can keep them the only ones I’m interested in are trisDiscordia is too volatile and tsundere for me.
>>41499693poorkid sorry
>>41500123They're from /b/, gooning to BNWO is not a bad thing to them
double reply lol hes upset
>>41500246Pretty sure power said before he does it because it is a distraction from how depressing his real life is
>>41497278>qottI usually shower every other day mostly because it takes me at minimum an hour, but I try to put on moisturizer and wash my face/do my serums at least once a day. Twice if I rememberSometimes when things are a bit rougher I go longer without showering
>>41500255dont pay attention to them, this thread is probably the worst on lgbt. Ive heard some gay catty queens from gaygen come over here to larp and shit things up.
lol a 24 year old baby
>>41500255You're obviously poor you post here all day and are fat from instant ramen
>>41500273Aren't you from gaygen?
>>41499669I know that feel
>>41500131https://voca.ro/1gINfFBE9ch1>>41500145LMFAO>>41500199all we can do is pick up the pieces and keep trying :(
>>41500264u struck a nerve, I used to be attracted to you but with you saying that. that REALLY pissed my jimmies if a ruffly kind of way,Fuck you, you pathetic piece of shit.
>>41500260ACUSE your enemy of what you’re doing
>>41497624I feel like I look my best at 130 but I prefer 125. But. I know it's not supposed to but I swear pio causes cravings bc I'm hungry all the time rn
>>41500284he's from /b/
>>41497278Every other day if I've just been doing nothing, but if it's hotter out or I'm doing any exercise I'll take a shower. 20-30 minutes unless I get distracted or am really filthy
>>41500284>>41500299I'm actually mostly from /co/, /aco/ and /3DCG/ but yeah I post on b a lot too.
Schizo spam general is a lot less fun than chaser general
>>41500125Fuck you it's called transfeminism and it's LEGAL
>>41500299What's the difference! Har har har
>>41500286its so bad dude I put in the work and now im unfuckable lol. I just wanna feel pretty but ill forever carry the burdens of my sins.
>>41500307yes you post your asshole for gay men on /b/ asking if they would fuck you. we've all seen the screenshots
>>41500308Thats because the retards here keep giving the losers (You)s
discordia. i know you will read this when you wake up soon.get some breakfast baby girl! and try to get something to eat tonight! around 7-9 if i'm not here i'll be back in the early morning. love you girl.peace
i don’t get racial fetishism; i only fetishize being a faggot
I like black women >“BNWO BNWO HE’S CAUSING THE WHITE GENOCIDE!!!.” >“YOUR BROWN YOUR BROWN YOUR BROWN” >“BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC”
>>41500162that's terrifying there's gonna be chasers in here with gen alpha gfs in the next few months
>>41500297How's the thickness regime going?
>>41500317nah, that's the trolls dawg.I originally took those pics for bronya on discord, idk how my ass booty shots got leaked. bronya likes ass though so I showed her
>>41500292You're literally posting race fetish stuff, i'm not accusing you of it, it's a fact
>>41500288this time ill definitely last more than 5 days. definitely>>41500308i hope they die
>>41500185nobody in this thread is looking anyone in the eyes 100% accurate autism diagnosis remember
>>41500323kek your theory is flawwed, I post here even when I dont get you'sthat's my power level
>>41500335Your entire asshole saga happened before Bronya even got here it's crazy to falsely accuse her of spreading your nudes. You're a real piece of shit
>>41500335you were posting your asshole almost a year before bronya ever appeared here. why are you always such a pathological liar? didn't your parents teach you that lying is bad?
>>41500336faggot posted it again award
>>41500345That's not true when I really like someone I'll remember to look up in their eyes for a second once a minute or two
I wanna see Rick's holet.ranny
hi guys i did really good isolating my RNA today >_< we have to shift our project goals tho because our paper needs some revisions :( IM GONNA GET CREDITED AS AN AUTHOR THO YAYYYY
>>41500349you're implying that, don't take what I said outta context you lying sack of shit. Bronya never did anything wrong
>>41500330>It's totally not a racist fetish, i just like black women
I’m simply proposing that instead of arguing over which color of dick is better we argue which color of ass is better. Am I wrong?
>>41500360why do you wanna see his hole?
>>41500366No you're implying it and I'm inferring it you stupid worm, stop trying to wriggle you way out of everything you say. Be a man for once in your life
>>41500365what if i put my trip as my authorial credit
>>41500349>>41500351actually ur right, maybe you guys spread my nudes. fuck you guys posting nsfw pics without my permission. u guys should get banned for that shit
>>41500359i trained myself to maintain eye contact as an act of radical feminism and now men really really do not like how i stare them down with a neutral expression on first datessometimes I post things like "why are men scared of me :c" I feel like at this point it's time to accept I know why. misogyny. it can't possibly be my fault
>>41500369Yeah that’s called a preference you stupid little fuck
i like giving the sheet a colorful layout
>>41500374im mostly just curious because at this point Rick's asshole is like a thread boogieman.I also just like hairy or not hairy man ass
>>414972781-2 times a day10-15 mins. If you answer more than that your jorking it in the shower 100%
>>41500382you're technically impying and inferring, if you're going to be a nerd, it least be correct about it
>>41500397women love this though they like it if you make them squirm a little sufficiently advanced lesbian dating is indistinguishable from interrogation techniques
>>41500402She isn’t black btw I just thought she was cute.
>>41500403This is a gay psyop by the fed
>>41500406I salute you. you get it. cg manhole appreciation club
Let it be known that Bronya spread Rick's nudes! everyone should know that she shares nudes without permission!
>>41500408You're incorrect faggot and semantics are not even the point. Stay in your stupid lane
>>41500365Remember to properly credit chaser cock
>>41500429dude you were making threads asking men to fuck your ass like a year before bronya started posting here
>>41500407fuck you im a girl it takes us longer :/ i can only jack off like one and a half times before the hot water runs out
>>41500406I got a new computer and don't have my ass pics anymore, sorry broim also not taking anymore since I only take them for girls since im totally straight lol
>>41500335oh fuck I didn't even notice I got accused of some random shit again. uhh what's your discord lots of guys send me their holes. i haven't reposted or leaked any of them though. besides a lot of them have my name written on the cheek you would know if it was one of mine
>>41500415hell yeah, gay = based>>41500438i should credit my chaser yah
>>41500440I'm not him, just warning other anons about bronya spreading nudes without chasers permission.>>41500436you know that's not the real sarah, right?
>>41500443i took a shower today and now i want to go outside but im lazy.
>>41500466what's outside
What's got this thread so shitty today
>>41500462Why does that matter, they're still wrong. Put your trip back on
why is that when Rick comes into a thread it always devolves into chaos and I have no idea who is who and what is what?
>>41500475
>>41500475Are you fucking stupid? It should be easy to tell
>>41500487tourist go back
>>41500481because everyone who knows him gets deeply uncomfortable by his presence
>>41500480I'm not rick, I'm pretty sure that's not even rick as well, look at the tripcode. it's not his normal one he uses
>>41500487well i’m just trying to improve the thread with science stuff >_<
>>41500402Yeah, both of these people are totally normal. Just a preference
>rick posts>"kys rick"OMG THIS IS TOTAL CHAOSgo back
>>41500501Don't care didn't ask plus your rick
>>41500481Rick’s whole schmidt is being a failed male loser shitposter. But dumbasses keep replying to him so they give him a reason to stick around and shit up the gen
I want a bf but if he tried to sleep in my bed with me where will all my pokemon plushies sleep...
Rick is based.
>>41500529Your poke plushies will sit in the cuck chair when I breed you
>>41500529How many do you even have
>>41500533Lol
I don’t care what race my queen is >as long as she’s beautiful >as long as she’s nice to me>as long as she’s submissive >as long as she enjoys sex I don’t care if a queen wants to peg me, rim me, blow me, I don’t care. I don’t care even if she refuses to take anal which I love. I don’t care if she wants me to eat her out like I’m dying of thirst and her pussy juice is the only source of fluids in a five mile radius. I wanna love. My niggas.
>>41500288Are you implying Sauchiehall is snobby and hipstery?
>>41500529i just don't think it's hygenic to let a chaser sleep in the house
Rick mogs.
I don't have any plushies except a cat plushie from when i was a child, i'm so faketrans
>>41500545absolutely I am I fuckin hate it. merchant city over sauchiehall every single time. except maybe I was being a bitch and it's actually literally fine
it's an honour to bring people together like this I hope the two of them are very happy together
>>41500536like 11 that are cuddle sized and another dozen that are really just display size so I don't cuddle them >>41500534woah...>>41500551I promise I would make them take a bath first I'm not a dummy
want sex
>>41500558don't worry I have an agp shark and a body pillow you're doing just fine by comparison
>>41500559Sauchiehall is just where students and shit go, hardly snobby imo, they're still dicks though, The Garage and shit gives me the fear though everyone in there is like a kid or something it makes me feel really decrepit and old
>>41500334I seriously need to get on one of my speedy weight loss diets bc I can't order more pio and I've been stuck at 160 But I can get down to 130 fast if I just finally go to the grocery storeThen I'm gonna see how I feel about it and maybe do one more cycle. But the pio absolutely working lol <3
hello guys i went to aldo leopold's shack. is the captcha stilldown that's retarded
can't have plushies anymore cus the mental image of some ugly ogre freak holding one makes my skin crawl :c
>>41500598yeah captchas gone to shit
>>41500598I thought you lived in sweden
My computer broke so I have to slum it on my phone
>>41500608oh well>>41500611NEWFAG
>>41500567hey bronya, Im really sorry
>>41500611i think that's just her bf
>>41500602I'mma buy you some plushies
>>41500571let's
i dont want plushies because i dont wanna wash them. i got a shit ton of clothes and linen to wash already
>>41500591The Ravbooty is in? Congrats. Only saw that one photo but you looked good
wowee today dragged on and oni had business to take care of in the morning and then in the evening i went to this it career networking event thingi actually got some helpful leads on where to apply and got in touch with a lady from a local company who seemed interested in the prospect of having me build some kind of AI tool for them like i did at my last joband a company i applied to a week ago referred me to another job with them, they're looking for an R programmerthey must be desperate cuz i literally mention R once on my resume, right next to matlab lolits still early stages so i wont get my hopes up butwould be funny if i ended up getting a job doing R lol, that was something i learned at university just on a whim and thought gee when will i ever use this
ok
>>41500657ooh goodluck i hope it works out!!!
>>41500677thx me too ^^
qott idea for new thread: what was your favourite colour of puddle in club penguin?
>>41500620Good. No botting for you. Sack of shit
Did you play neopets?
naptime for me now goony
>>41500694PUFFLE****
>>41500694If you're gonna do a niche fandom qott at least also make a secondary normal one
>>41500702gngn dream of fish going blub blub blub
>>41500701i played club penguin and webkinz>>41500707it’s not niche it’s club penguinfine. did you have any webkinz?
>>41500590i do not go into garage unless there is a VERY not trendy gig on i am scared of teenagers they look at me like I'm retirement age
>>41500657How about you rub up against me and keep moving back (and forth) until I propagate
good evening im losing at bingoany other beer snobs here atm and if so which number temporalis beer by Messorem is the best what do yall think? i quite liked #0031 but im drinking #0037 now and this one is good too
>>41500731?was this meant to be a backpropagation joke?surely you could have done a better job than that
>>41500736Kozel is a popular beer in Finland?
>>41500633pls don't do that...
like idk something likeshe descend on my gradient til i backpropagate
>>41500756That's worse fuck you
>>41500736>bingo sup unc
>>41500749its not that popular but its like the default lager for this particular pub. it's nice enough. also it's unfiltered pilsner uruquell season and i fell for the meme and had a pint of it again but it was just. mid.
>>41500696Don't call my husband that
>>41500762it's hosted by a drag queen that makes it better right
>>41500769Chaser btw
I feel kinda cute rn. The delusions are getting stronger
guys i want to know about ur puffles >:(
>>41500787You can't just ask the girls ablut their Tanner stage 2's like that
>>41500787i have a bunch of squishmallowscaptcha SPRKS
Reminder that chasers like that you have a cock, do not snip
why do a lot of men treat women like children
>>41500802That's ok, once i snip i won't have to date chasers anyomore
>>41500787puff on my puffies babe yeah puff me babe
>>41500808They are mentally and emotionally children
thank you for asking, i think i had yellow and black puffles
>>41500827NOT TRUE. i am super smart
>>41500808Misogyny
>>41500830Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it isBlack and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellowYeah, uh-huh, you know what it isBlack and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow
>>41500752Why not?
>>41500741oh this is my time to shine wait hang on let me take a crack at it. ahem.hey baby is my learning rate set too high or is that loss function returning what I think it is. why don't you come back to mine and if you manipulate my vectors right maybe you'll get up in my sigmoid
>>41500787r we talking abt stuffies
>>41500777Don't you be making excuses for your bingo part of the ship part of the crew babe you aren't better than me just because your caller can afford a wig
>>41500863ewwwwwewewewewewewewi will never look at sigmoid function the same...good thing ReLu is better anyways
Remember what they took from you
>>41500866Muminki <3
>>41500785yes.... Yes....
>>41500879ja hattivatti!
>>41500877Cheese Nips and Sobe Lizard Milk, I remember every day of my life, brother
>>41500787mine was cyan but I'm worried that wasn't the right name for the colour so I'm embarrassed to reply
a smart woman knows when is the right time to be dumb and im so smart thats im dumb all the time
oh its a club penguin thingrip
>>41500863Isn't the sigmoid the part you're not supposed to reach during sex...
i have to call and schedule my blood work i’m nervy
>>41500909sigmooo momentt
I don't know what smart women know
>>41500889We’ll make them pay
>>41500873she doesnt even have one its like halloween theme night so she has a nuns habit on
>>41500909No the sigmoid is the part that size queens need battering through the internal sphincter into in order to feel anything at all
>>41500854based
I wish we celebrated halloween in my country
