>mfw my top bf takes away my dildo because he's afraid I'll "cheat" on him with it and get romantically attached to it
>>41507905Same
>>41507905>get romantically attached to itHow retarded do you act over inanimate objects for this to be a ligitimate concern of his?
>>41507991>top does retarded thing>it's the bottom's faultevery single time
>>41508020Name one time the top was wrong in the end.
>>41508020It’s always the bottoms fault
>>41507905>not having a second, hidden dildo
>>41507905my bf found my dildo collection and asked me why i don't just use his pp when i get hornyi didn't know what to tell him
>>41508204>i didn't know what to tell himHe is a person that has work & goes to sleep sometimes??
>>41508216it was A LOT of dildos...
>>41507905if your top was a poon he would plap you with it
>>41508224Yeah and you have a limited number of holes so why does the quanitity matter?
>>41507905Ngl, I prefer my dildo over some guys I met
>>41508247different shapes affect me in different ways
>>41508279But why does he care
>>41508290he thinks I should be enjoying his pp most of all?(I do sort of)
>>41507905literally stupid af. dildo isn’t warm, doesn’t have a chest to press against. (unless u buy one of the torso ones) doesn’t kiss u or cuddle u or smell like male sweat
I'm a top and I think bottoms with dildo collections are hot and I very much look forward to sticking them all in you and teasing you about owning all of them
>>41508587you sound desperate. bottoms don't like desperate tops
>>41508416dildos don't beat me up or gaslight me