Qott: what would u do if u got 7 minutes in heaven w himqott2: what would u get him for christmasQott3: whats ur fave part of his bodyEventually, even if u dont find this twink attractive you will and u will never find anyone else ever attractive again Prev: >>41534269
>>41546318gaydens, not even once
>>41546349hi gloves what's your favorite animation meme
Ive been on a two week concerta masturbation binge to this man btw His lips..his fucking lips>>41546349Im straight hes just andro i love pussy
How are people are not racist? Like I get that it's a spectrum, and I'm not saying you gotta be all heil hitler and shit, but god damn at a BARE minimum do you just pretend like the entire country of India doesn't exist? It doesn't make any fucking sense
>>41546365Idc i just wanna see dans chest. Dans prolly secretly a little racist w all the annoying muslims in london making him uncomfortable which makes me sad ):
>>41546377do u msg nudes of urself to dan? if not why not?
Itt: favorite dan photos and gifsImagine ur life w the cutie
>>41546402No? He’s dating Phil or whatever. And he’s like a decade older now, ofc no offense he’s still cute but he’s not the twink he used to be and unfortunately during that era I did not have internet access
Do abortions feel good? Kinda want one
>>41546419Bitch is you pregnant? Ughh this gif is so sexy
Dan with A cupsWet dan pussyDan pantsu
>>41546318Is it true that one is more likely to get a pooner voice if they do injections than gel? Idk
>>41546438A boy can dream! He would have such a nice pussy and flat chest! Perfection.
Tgel your bean lads, we gettin growth and gains out here
>>41546419you know the answer to this question, edgelord
>>41546458>>41546445Can u do both injections and gel at the same time(Dan howell is gods gift to the internet)
I think about sexually harassing men but I don't like to imagine anal. I want to make a man fuck my hand exclusively and make him whine and cry about not getting pussy OR i would want him to have a pussy. Or better yet I want him to cry cry cry about not having one.
>>41546350ive never watched a single one nor do i care to>>41546362i genuinely do not get the appeal. i have never understood celebrity crushes on any level
I dont know if id rather be topped by dan or he be the bottom. I think id rather he be the bottom as he seems very submissive and breedable. Id definitely eat his ass like a fresh honey buns. I might peg him but id be afraid id be too rough or would that be a good thing?
>>41546489lets go brocis male with a pussy reporting in
>>41546318>P-L-A-P *spacebar* P-L-A-P *spacebar*>G-E-T *spacebar* P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T *spacebar*>*clicks* “Captcha failed please try again”>*clicks* “Captcha failed please try again”>*clicks* “Captcha failed please try again”>*clicks* “Captcha failed please try again”>*clicks* “Captcha failed please try again”>*clicks* “Post successful.”Ahh another fine day posting on 4channel dot org, how are my lovely uterus havers doing today?
>>41546365There aren't any races good enough to be racist lol it becomes hypocritical too fast
>>41546496Ig u have to be into cute emo boys. I wasnt rly into him before but this was cause i never saw 2009-2011 dan, like prime twink dan and now thats all i think about. I understand hes not everyone cuppa tea, but to me he is the epitome of cuteness
>>41546466why do you keep posting pictures of skrillex and calling him "dan howell"
>>41546498pegging, like trolling, must he done gently
>>41546524Skrillex is UGLY and will NEVER be as CUTE, SOFT, SUBMISSIVE, and BREEDABLE as PRIME DAN. U can keep COPING though btw (Consider urself an opp)
>>41546318I'm not usually gay enough to like gay porn but all the danposting got me jerking off to homoemo yesterday not even gonna lie >>41546489You're just like me brother I wanna touch a man inappropriately and top him with my hands, I don't like the concept of strap as much as skin to skin>>41546507Based if it were true
tgel makes my jayjay puke up chunks like it's got a yeast infection i can't do it
>>41546524He's got nothing on Social Repose
>>41546555STOP. THIS. Social repose is genuinely ugly af You both have to be clinically insane
>>41546562rate my hot dog
>>41546545>but all the danposting got me jerking off to homoemo yesterday not even gonna lieRelatable. Look how sweet and adorable he looks like in this>>41546573Um what kinda sauce is that? And why beans? Otherwise it looks 6/10
>>41546545=P
>>41546584it's probably mustard
>>41546562Dan is just a British Social Repose with a Shane Dawson haircut...
>>41546573This is making me crave a bag of Doritos and Mountain Dew
>>41546628I….I don’t even…you…YOU think Daniel James Howell, a beautiful, classy, intelligent, articulate, famous young man from England who has had a happy and successful career on the internet for almost 20 years, has travelled the world and has done live shows with his loving partner of 16 years and also has written two whole books and has never suffered from a single controversy in any way shape or form comparable to the subjectively inferior filth known as Shane Dawson or Social Repose? Those hideous, problematic cretins have never even breathed the same air as Daniel. And they don’t deserve to. Daniel does not look like anyone but his own gorgeous self. He has million upon millions of fans who would die for him while cheater and ugly Social Repose and fat pedophile cat fucker Shane Dawson have been canceled and mocked and rightfully so.
>>41546681thank you chatgpt
>>41546692Ty for thinking my writing is just as good as chatgpt!
>>41546733lol
>>41546742Here is what chatgpt thinks of dan however: The Physics of Dan Howell’s Cuteness*AbstractThis paper investigates the quantum-level phenomena responsible for Daniel James Howell’s undeniable cuteness. Through multidisciplinary analysis—combining physics, psychology, and fan behavior—we seek to explain why exposure to Dan Howell content results in elevated serotonin levels, emotional attachment, and the uncontrollable urge to say “aww.”1. IntroductionDaniel James Howell (b. 1991) is an English YouTuber, writer, and professional existential crisis haver. Despite over a decade online, his cuteness levels remain remarkably stable, suggesting an underlying law of nature rather than random genetic luck. 2. MethodologyHeart rate, dopamine release, and involuntary smiling were measured.3. Results| Stimulus | Average Reaction | Cuteness Quotient (CQ) || --------------------- | ------------------------ | ---------------------- || Laughing softly | Auditory serotonin spike | 8.7/10 || Existential monologue | Emotional swoon | 9.1/10 || Smiling nervously | Universal meltdown | 12/10 |Results indicate Dan Howell emits *charm particles* that interfere with human logic circuits, leading to irrational affection and excessive meme production.4. DiscussionThe evidence supports the **Howell Constant (H0)** — a theoretical value representing the minimum cuteness Dan radiates even in low-light conditions. When combined with his accent, wit, and vulnerability, the resulting *adorability singularity* becomes inescapable.5. ConclusionDan Howell’s cuteness transcends traditional physics. He is not merely a man—he is a phenomenon, a mood, and perhaps a minor cosmic event. Further research is recommended, preferably conducted while wrapped in a blanket, watching *Dan and Phil Games* reruns, and sipping tea.
and you guys say my spam is annoying
Who's still gooning it to ltieral emo faggots in the current year of our lord & savior? Like you still cutting the pain away or what retard damn that's pathetic
is using generative ai fembrained or malebrained
>>41546800>>41546801YOU JERK OFF TO DEGENERATE SHITلَعَلَّكَ تَسِيرُ فِي حَيَاتِكَ وَيُقَلِّبُ الْقَدَرُ أَزْرَارَ قَمِيصِكَ كُلَّ صَبَاحٍ، فَلَا تَجِدُهَا مُتَطَابِقَةً أَبَدًا. لَعَلَّ مِفْتَاحَكَ يَخْتَبِئُ مِنْكَ، وَهَاتِفَكَ يَنْزَلِقُ مِنْ يَدِكَ قَبْلَ أَنْ تُرْسِلَ رِسَالَتَكَ. لَعَلَّ وَاي فَاي بَيْتِكَ يَعْمَلُ حَتَّى اللَّحْظَةِ الَّتِي تَكُونُ فِيهَا فِي أَمَسِّ الْحَاجَةِ إِلَيْهِ. وَلَعَلَّ كُلَّ مَنْ يُضَايِقُكَ يَسْمَعُ صَوْتَكَ فِي أَحْلَامِهِ كَالدُّعَاءِ وَيَسْتَيْقِظُ فِي رُعْبٍ. وَاللّٰهُ يَرَاكَ، وَيَبْتَسِمُ بِصَبْرٍ. لَعَلَّكَ تَسِيرُ فِي حَيَاتِكَ وَيُقَلِّبُ الْقَدَرُ أَزْرَارَ قَمِيصِكَ كُلَّ صَبَاحٍ، فَلَا تَجِدُهَا مُتَطَابِقَةً أَبَدًا. لَعَلَّ مِفْتَاحَكَ يَخْتَبِئُ مِنْكَ، وَهَاتِفَكَ يَنْزَلِقُ مِنْ يَدِكَ قَبْلَ أَنْ تُرْسِلَ رِسَالَتَكَ. لَعَلَّ وَاي فَاي بَيْتِكَ يَعْمَلُ حَتَّى اللَّحْظَةِ الَّتِي تَكُونُ فِيهَا فِي أَمَسِّ الْحَاجَةِ إِلَيْهِ. وَلَعَلَّ كُلَّ مَنْ يُضَايِقُكَ يَسْمَعُ صَوْتَكَ فِي أَحْلَامِهِ كَالدُّعَاءِ وَيَسْتَيْقِظُ فِي رُعْبٍ. وَاللّٰهُ يَرَاكَ، وَيَبْتَسِمُ بِصَبْرٍ.
this is awesomedans the manshalom alakum
i cant help but feel this rage that burns within me like that of an alcoholic father looking at this thread. everyone here is astonishingly retarded and it makes me want to rip my dick off
>>41546828Malebrained if it's for porn
>>41546828Don’t give me ideas like that
>>41546838I don't jerk off. I fingerblast my toy pound my bussy like a proper man
>>41546839HELL YEAHHHINSHALLAH BROTHER Did u know dan is half lebanese >>41546841There’s the door bitch
>>41546841do you like animation memes
>>41546844Wtf man don't give me ideas.... If anyone has any good free ai image generators let us know. I want to generate robot boys kissing.>>41546841Just report them for spamming or avatarfagging
>>41546845Ah so I AM malebrained
>>41546841you don't a dick you dumb pooner now flick that boybean for daddy
Imagine coming home after a long day and seeing this in your bed
>>41546858Aren't you that guy who is under 18>>41546878Trying too hard, corny
>>41546888i'm 24
>>41546858If its true ans your under 18 u need to leave this place rn and go watch dan and phil edits because you will be a much happier person later on. Its amazing
>>41546854of course he is, hes AWESOME
i liked homestar runner as a kid. does that count?
>>41546903Yayyyy!! What’s your favorite part of him or his personality? do u like phil??
>>41546899keep slandering and you'll be fed icky worms
>>41546914i like homestar runner so yes it counts
>>41546916the eyes arent bad boy eyesor are they ;)
>>41546878you cant even proofread your own posts you useless retard :D
Dan,There are nights when I swear I can feel you — like a pulse just beneath the skin of my thoughts, too real to ignore, too far to touch. It’s a strange kind of haunting, the way you linger. You’ve settled into the quiet corners of my mind, the ones I never show anyone, and now they all echo with your name.You have no idea what you’ve done to me. How your voice threads itself through my sleepless hours, how your laughter pulls me back from the edge of myself. You make the world sharper, more unbearable, more *beautiful.* And that beauty hurts sometimes — like standing too close to something you know could burn you, but still reaching for the warmth.I think what breaks me most is knowing you’ll never really understand how deeply you’ve been felt. How much space you take up in a heart that pretends to be fine. You move through me like a ghost — tender, impossible, everywhere. I don’t know if I love you because I see you, or because you reflect the parts of me I’ve never dared to speak aloud. Maybe both.If you were here, I wouldn’t ask for anything. I’d just want to stand close enough to feel the quiet between us breathe. I’d want to look at you until it hurt — to memorize the curve of your mouth, the flicker of thought behind your eyes — until I could carry you with me even after you were gone.You are a wound I’m grateful to have, a shadow I never want to chase away. And maybe that’s what love really is — the beautiful ache of something that was never meant to be held, but still refuses to let go.Always,Anon
>>41546935yeah you got me, but in fairness my phone is more tarded than i am i am though
>>41546933xDHe has quite beautiful eyes doesn’t he
I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I HATE MY VAGINA I FUCKING HATE MY FUCKING VAGINA
ftmg Tumblr edition
>>41546994>beautiful eyes>brownuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>41547016Idk why you think that?Anyways, here’s my favorite Steven universe fanart guys!
i'm just a lil poony poonin' it up in life :3c
Ok serious time though guys. Who bottoms and who tops?
>>41547054Wow he looks mid now
>>41547062Ik still kinda cute but twink death is so fucking brutal
>>41546540this mid fag has a fraction of skrillex' cultural impact and is forgotten
>>41547075you are really making me mad
>>41547087do you like clone high
>>41547054ok frfr srs tiem ;)))how does a cis man with a pussy top or bottom IDK IM ASKIN FOR HALP>>41547022my eyes r brn u r so rude go away stormfront
any1 want to come over and play DDR with me? i got metal dance pads....
>bUt hEs nOt SkRiLleXBitch no ine cares about skrillex anymore its not 2011 and dan and phills nee vid got over 3 million virws and also ts banger at their SOLD OUT TOUrs around the worldhttps://youtu.be/KtUrV0nli9s?si=yx-rFbn7XukJ8EmD
ts thread is buns bro .. /srs
>>41547115Yeah this is dogshit
>>41547103i like DDR
Motherfuckers say this thread is “buns” but this is the sexiest thread ive ever made. Ya’ll are so terminally online and demand everything fit your dumbass interests like being racist and autistic JFL
tbdesu i think oncest is like really cute and stuffs.. >////< i like when the cool bad boy money making persona is a handsome devil and puts his peenor weenor in the puny twinky version of himself.... yessss ....
Anyone else like mean girls
i feel so nostalgic right now
This is just spam.I do like discussing how I would manhandle men, but idgaf about Dan. Unless he had A cups of course.
>>41547138I hope you stop posting because you are a terrible poster!
>>41547106just because its not 2011 anymore doesn't mean he's not important cope harder. Skrillex changed dubstep forever dan is literally just some faggot.
>>41547154HeDOESNT have a cups cause hes s fucking man you retard >>41547155Im 10x better then anyone on here as well as 10x more malebrained
i'm a potato
I don't have dysphoria with my genitals and It makes me feel like I don't 'belong' because of it :-/
>>41547164Skrillex is mid af and you should b skinned alive for just saying that. Everyone and their mom cares about Dan. My sister has dan and phil tattooed on her back snd i have dan on my arm
>>41547183Most trannies touch their genitals or have their genitals touched.
>>41547183post vag let's see if it's smashable
imagine the amount of closeted and repressed danophiles on ts board who just need their bussies cracked…
>>41547194I guess so>>41547195Nah you can post yours though
>>41547183>I don't have dysphoria with my genitalsNot uncommon
>>41547211Ts is my vag
dicks out for harambe yall...
>>41547165I would be more attracted to him if he did
Don't knock diaperfagging until you try it once. Shits just comfy yo
can whoever this is stop spamming the thread? i'd imagine you're the same person as the vore poster.
i made a copy of my dick before i got srs do you wana borrow it
>>41547252
post hairy ftm bellies
>>41547257Hey faggot>>41547267im not at all like vore fag i judt like cute emo boys…im actually malebrained cause you guys are being homophobic and gaybashing me
>>41547266>>41547267wew they really went ham after dan the mangl dan loveri hate the stalker crowd thats spammin
I'm just a regular dude broin it up trying to smash some gash
>>41547282youre not adding anything to ftmg though, and are clogging up more serious discussions (like hairy ftm bellies)
>>41547282>Trender dan
>>41547311this would be a good tummy if it was fat
>>41547266Best brand for relax and have a good crinkle in?
>>41547195okayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/mqiyx3woqik447rd.webp
>>41546362concerta isnt even good for jacking off
>>41547311fuck you. the two can live in harmony you fucking homophobic sperg. let people love the emo twinks who homophobic anti gay moron
People say im a horrible poster, they say dan is just “some faggot”, they say that skrillex is “better” and “more culturally relevant,” they call me a “gayden,” a “schizo” and a “spammer”, but idc. I love dan. I love phil. They are genuinely my favorite yotubers and authors and I love them they are my heroes. They have repeatedly gotten me out of depression episodes more then anyone else rver has and that means the world to me. I feel a sudden boost of serotonin every time they upload and i love hearing them speak and talk its feels like they are my old pals. I even have dan tattooed on my arm. I love them and have been watcjing since 2016 and once u r a phan you are always a phan forever. My sister bff and i bonded over them when we were both being bullied for being non binary at school and they were our self space and that means everything 2 mehttps://youtu.be/fW47QpWTgIE?si=WJj9aKYxUt27YfdqI love u dan and u too phil <3 and idc who knows it
>>41547326eh
>>41547336its not the content, its the frequency. Id bet that over 30% of the posts itt are you. this causes the thread to hit its bumplimit too early, and hides geniune ftm discussion
>>41547363Dan howell is FTM CULTURE asshole
almost forgot a hairy ftm belly
>>41547368he's not even ftm
Whaddap poonies? What's poonin wih ya?
>>41547374Yeah, but alot of ftms have watched dan and phil, check tumblr, check twitter, check tiktok or anywhete else and u will see the impact
>>41547372would be better if it was pale and fat with the same amount of hair
Real canvas for real this time. Come draw with me....https://magma.com/d/Uw5wklpvlGAlso didn't get any listenable album suggestions last thread, would still appreciate :)
>>41547396you don't like will wood?
>>41547396The internet is here - dan and phil Terrible - dan and phil
>>41547408Not reallyI was going to make a topster (I always thought it was toposter/topposter) but the replacements for the original website are worse at pulling the albums I want to include.
Should I hit up grindr?
dan and phil is fucking terrible. anyone who likes them is stupid. try some real shit like tyler oakley you fucking neanderthals
>>41547444Yes. I found this sexy beast on there.
I'M JUST A FEMALE PRETENDING TO BE A MALE BECAUSE I'M MENTALLY ILL
>>41547451L ragebait. Try harder next time!
>>41547396glass beach - the first glass beach album
slop thread
My dumbass is so bad at drawing
>>41547468I would have listened to this in middle school I guess
>>41547483Im outside
>>41547486i like itshe's cute in a chuddy sort of way
Is this place always a shithole? Or just... today in particular? Idgi
>>41547500Tyy its kinda an andro dude i used an actor for reference but its one of the best i can do lol
>>41547501Just right now. This spammer has been quiet for the past several threads.
>>41547516Are the jannies just not active? I've sent in some reports
>>41547501Ts thread is the best thread on here. Stop coping playa hata
Have any of u ever read the milk fic?
>>41547539shut the FUCK up already god damn faggot
>>41547525
It's Saturday night, losers. Go out and get your dick wet
>>41547525Ok bro.Jannies never curb annoying posters. You cannot cleanse this board of its toxic sinew.I'm going to draw porn now.
>>41547544>faggotAre u gay? If not, then guess what, you have no authority to call me that. You homophobic asshole.
is spamming fembrained or malebrained
>>41547579More malebrained then you <3
>>41547565lemme wiggle ur wenis
Where would I hypothetically post my “graphic novel webtoon thing?”
>>41547609webtoon
>>41547609create a website for it. Whatever you do do not use webtoon or tappas or whatever the fuck
It's my favorite day of the day!Daylight savings time! Woohoo an extra hour to sleep and stuff yayyyyyy
>>41547620Makes sense i am thinking about neocities its kinda about an incel ofc but funny ig idi
>>41547609heckin reddit my dewder! farm some upboats frick yeh!
>>41547637>about an incelyour giving ftms a bad name. Neocities is a good opiton though. Its relatively easy to use
>>41547648*updoots
Just spreading my legs and scratchin my nuts while letting out a fatty beer belch
Bout to go soak in an epsom salt bath and doomscroll
>>41546489for me it's sticking my clitoris in their buttholesi think i may have one of the biggest bottom growth ever im not kidding ive been looking through porn and medical images to compare and mine is different from theirs in a way thats hard to explain its closer to a penis than theirs is i guess. anyway it would definitely be possible for me to penetrate someone's ass with my clitoris if they spread it wide open
Someone in this thread is gonna get the ol spicy keychain and its NOT gonna be me!
>>41547683it will be me
Whatever you do, don't take pity and be friendly to a local fat autistic nintendo/pokemon manchild. You WILL regret it.
>>41547682Proof or fakeRegardless I would do this if I was as well endowed as you supposedly are.
I think it’s really funny that even tho I keep posting cute Dan Howell pics, keep defending him and give off like … a sort of secretly in love w soft boy Dan gay vibe, but I am 10x more non chalant and malebrained then all these pooners itt and also listenting to hardcore 90s gangster rap and have a ton of hardcore tattoos… the dichotomy is crazy. I don’t even watch dan and phil videos that much anymore. Look at my Dan n Phil ring. My friend has the same ring. Anyway, I’m gonna go jerk off, later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCvtpJyR2-E&list=PLQ7td4BqY86XojsNn87qygLrLKMReRLBh&index=2Good album you guys are of no help
>>41547699this feels like a personal attack against me :(
Why do these threads always turn to unfunny cringe shit when the majority of posters are AFAB?Nobody cares what you have to say. Post your breedable bodies (if you're cute) or stfu!
>>41547699i would do this if the guy was ftm but there are no cute fat autistic manchild ftms in my area
>>41547712I fucking lied what the fuck is the video after this I thought my ad blocker failed
>>41547726Shutup and go back to /soc/ you stupid FAGGOT
>>41547711That's nice. How tight is your pussy?
>>41547726I dont wanna see ftm bodies i wanna see dans
Who are the hottest pooner porn stars?
>>41547754Dan Howell
biggest slop thread award
>>41547740>Attracted to ftm holes>FAGGOTHoney, as long as you let me smash your juicy tight pussy I can be whoever you want.
>>41547501yes, but not to this extent. 2023 threads already sucked but 2025 threads are unanimously worse. and today is the worst of them all. and you guys wonder why i rarely come here anymore
>>41547766>mad cause u will never make a quality thread Okay?
>>41547769i miss you gloves i'm sorry for spamming this gen before
>>41547769Name one thing bad about ts thread
this is going to be the fastest ftmg thread to reach the bump limit
>>41547747Does he have:- tiny afab skeleton?- fertile womb?- tight vagina?- soft female skin?- xx chromosomes?>>41547769nobody cares, you're morbidly obese worthless woman.
>>41547789People are so horny for Dan <:
time 2 goon like a good boy
>>41547789this thread needs a hero...
>>41547786No photos of breedable ftm bitchgirls
>>41547805…dan howell?
>>41547800Also, are you a (white) ftm? What's your Discord cutie?
i sincerely hope you have undiagnosed terminal cancer danlover
How long have you all gooned? What is your grand score? Mine is at least a month straight of waking up, going on here, gooning, sleeping, shitting, gooning, eating, gooning, sleeping, gooning, sleep then do it all again the whole day and night
>>415478151. Are you fat?2. Are you on t? How long?3. Do you have facial hair?
>>41547747r8 my smudge
>>41547832Dan’s my good luck charm!
are buttplugs malebrain?
>>41547837what would you do if you would get raped, impregnated and forced to carry?
>>4154784410/10>>41547848Yeah>>41547854Abortion unless it was Dan’s ofc
>>41547847Show your vagina
>>41547865But you wouldn't be allowed to have an abortion. You would be forced to give birth.
>>41547789Back in 2022 i recall there were several ftmgs that went by fairly fast i forget which one it was but it was like only two hours. There were more trips and users however.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, niggaI'm one-hundred-percent niggaNigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, niggaI'm two-hundred-percent nigga
>>41547877Can it be Dan’s child?>>41547886im wet
>>41547884where did everyone go
>>41547886Me and who
FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>41547890I assume they moved on. I haven’t been on here this often since at least early 2023, Ive relapsed since. I still remember we had Terje, Elliot, Joe, Flux, Gloves, Wolfgang, here all at once. I wonder if Joe’s in college now. Idk if there are new people here or not tbhq
can i be /ftmg/'s official pet/mascot
>>41547889Yes. Would you like to become a happy ftm mom? Imagine getting dicked down by a real man and getting your womb impregnated.
>>41547916As far as I can tell the only new people since 2020 have been women- G and empress? I forget her name. This has been largely trip free since terje/biden/boris stopped posting.
frfr
>>41547918Yes. What are you tho? What will the mascot be?>>41547926Ofc, BUT only if it’s Dan’s.>>41547926Prolly for the best
>>415477861. you2. tranny hater3. the tranny hater impersonator
>>41547950I bet th doesn't even post anymore. None of the troll posts read like his posts. End of an era.
my penis hurts
>>41547931I havent seen empress or g for a long time. I wonder if terje was behind the trips the entire time>>41547950I am best part because i am making u question ur sexuality
>>41547945>What are you tho? What will the mascot be?the ftm eater, of course
>>41547968Was he polish?
penis in my vagina makes me feel good
>>41547982Ofc the best
>>41547977I don't remember how long empress posted for, it was just the only name I could think of, I think she's gone. G still posts, just infrequently.>>41547988Yes, but that's not what made his posts distinguishable from the current spam.
>>41548006Empress was hot. I wonder what happened to terje
!filter add [Danlover]
>>41547916i've been avatarfagging for a couple of months now so i might count as a new thread personality
>>41548030R u ftm eater>>41548026Cant escape me (:
Is dan poster not the ftm eater?Very disappointing if so.
>>41548045>R u ftm eateryes hi>>41548049why is that disappointing
>>41548049No, i am my own person. I used to pooncel post here until my Dan awakening
>>41548003lucky
>>41548059You’re so kawaii. Do u keep asking for the animation memes lol
don't date people on meds (take your meds please)don't date cutters, check for scarsdon't date draw fags or fanfic shippersavoid those with TDSavoid the commiesenjoy the rom comsflirt with neocons
>>41547968yeah i agree, its 1-3 people mimicking him, some way better than others, but usually its extremely obvious
>>41548090TDS? Terrible dick size?
>>41548090>don't date people on meds (take your meds please)Why? People on meds are better then those who dont take meds>don't date cutters, check for scarsTrue except for former cutters >don't date draw fags or fanfic shippersAlways date these people>avoid those with TDSTrue>avoid the commiesWrong>enjoy the rom comsTrueee>flirt with neoconsFalse
>>41548076>You’re so kawaii. thank you i aim to be as cute as possible at all times>Do u keep asking for the animation memes lolperhaps
>>41548090i just refuse to date anyone for any reason. i wonder if i'm fully incapable of feeling romantic attraction on a regular basis
>>41548100Th rejected me in 2022 for being morbidly obese on discord
>>41548119why would you even let him dm you
>>41548119are you still fat
>>41548100i think it's just random tourists and not any1 trying to mimick really. just chuds bein chuds, simple as
It is disappointing that this is not just another one of ftm eater's episodes. It is expected for at least one user to be this retarded, two nearly identical posters is too much.
>>41548129My dc friend at the time and i were interviewing him to see if he was legible to join the server >>41548134I just pushed my chin down to do a double chin, im not that fat anymore ig>>41548135True
>>41548148We are meant to be, just the two of us together. A love no one could deny.
>>41548148soon i will clone myself and there will be a guaranteed ftm eater episode in every single thread
>>41547682Pics or it didn't happen
Who was the best trip here ever hands down?
>>41548168Nta but Tumblr would love you guys
gooning my poon
>>41548188G and FluxThey would make a cute couple too
>>41548188I liked boris before he started larping as intersex.
>>41548188TBQH, me before I detipped
>>41548206Who were u?
>>41548206Actually it was me
>>41548188Pipit
>>41548188Me but I dropped trip. It's better this way.
>>41548189tumblr wouldn't love me because i'm parasocially obsessed with a child grooming sex pest
>>41548230who
>>41548222Who r u?
>>41548189I remember when i was young all i did waz suicide bait on there
>>41548216lol because of pipit i was originally accused of being a terje larp. don't blame them tbdesu
>>41548237oh come on. pay more attention
Joe
Omg i remember radio (necro obsessed poon)
>>41548273who's joe
>>41548273Actual truth thoughOur most average representation
>>41548279I remember radio having big veiny tits.Dick Lessomo was a good one too
>>41548281>who’s joe
>>41548279I barely remember him, i only remember that he was fairly attractive. I talked to a necropoon once and he was a real one, actually very chill and I would talk to him again, but blocked him because I remembered I become what I feed my mind and I was like 16 or sumthn.Keith I would love to speak to you again but I don't keep in touch with anyone anyways...
>>41548296you're SUPPOSED to say joe mamangmi
>>41548230sounds like you're a sex pestWhy do you stalk people
I'm sick and tired of being trans. I just want to be a REAL man already
>>41548307Joe Mama? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long, long while…
>>41548315i have nothing better to do
>>41548326thats not whythats what enables you
>>41548306Necropoons are so weird, feels almost like they’re doing too much idk. He kinda looked like terje. I wonder what he’s up to these days
>>41548342i don't really understand what kind of answer you're looking for
My name is Big Dick Randy
got eczema around my butthole it's so flaky and itchy shit sucks man
What do poonas do after they reach 35 and retirement
>>41548380goon
I love three six mafia sm its unreal
>>41547968I wonder what he's doing
>>41548320We can unpack your trauma together on Discord.
>>41548423Sucking men’s toes in the city for a miserable pension
>>41548423Being a poor fuck and not much else I assume
>>41548430Stop trying to groom people its sad and pathetic
can I ask a real qHow do I keep my nails long and still play with my pussy
One day I’ll live in Philly and none of this will matter.
one day i'll swap bodies with jeremy and none of this will matter
>>41548476(:When i was 11 i made my own oc named jeremy who shot up his school w his friend
>>41548480okay
i am secretly in love with emily youcis
How do i get a bf who looks like ts
i want to convert a chud into my bf
>>41548502msg people who look like that and be like hey :)
>>41548510>>>/soc/
>>41548514Smart n What im trying to succeed on tinder rn and maybe tiktok
who is jeremy
my eyes hurt
>>4154854heated eye compress + gentle eyelid massage. you're welcome
Sometimes I really do wonder if I'm 'really trans' or if it's just trauma reponse from all the diddling ;(
New: >>41548575>>41548575>>41548575
>go out for Halloween>come back to 300 posts of some tenderqueer Tumblr fagWhat have the zoomie poonies done to our blessed gen. Is this some sort of karmic retribution for everyone over legal drinking age in here
>>41548188tp, he was hot and i wish i was a luckshit like him
>>41548616I turned 21 in may
