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Gym. Tan. Laundry.
Qott (What would your Jersey Shore nickname be?)
Kicked out the show: >>41563928
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18-21 year old trannies <3
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>>41567762
almost got the "inb4"
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KWP
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i will never a woman
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White people be like this is my trans daughter No Nut November
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>>41567753
I went to tha gym today and I need to use a cute trans girl as stress relief/ post workout cooldown
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>>41567753
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30-40 year old trannies <3
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>>41567787
bad bad time in my life
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>>41567781
But you will always be my petite angel :)
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is cord that tranny that lives in her car? can we put her face into a pedohunter group she talks too much about black people
thanks
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>>41567791
LMFAO
>>41567781
To some degree it's all in the mind so I'm inclined to agree because you can't imagine it being so
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>>41567791
>White people be let me rape, murder and steal from minorities
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>>41567805
I thought they were talking about discordia who I really hope doesn't come here anymore
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>>41567805
About 50% of your posts are about black people
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>>41567804
i am not petite :(
>>41567809
it will never happen. i cannot see it
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>>41567791
i havent nutted in november yet, thats like 10% of the way there.
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>>41567822
i wish we could do the same thing with discordia just that its okay in america for black people to rape children cause socio economic factors
>>41567833
yeah but they're in a bad light
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being anonymous makes me feel secret and cool asf
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>>41567833
>>41567815
cord-y goongoon time
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i complain about feminine maintenance but it's so funny that I can just roll out of bed and look like this. i love the vision I have for what I want to look like and how well I'm executing on it
>>41567759
but I'm very beautiful and very powerful
>>41567709
i would propose. that's incredible. that's not true I would laugh at you and roll one twice as stuffed with the nail buff. you simply can't compete
>>41567707
are you kidding of course I wouldn't no longer see you as a man for that that stuff is like totally normal and okay. I've been there too trust me I also really struggle with crowds and don't have much ARFID I think we have a similar autism.... do you also hate supermarkets just because of the pathing and stress of making way for other people and carts
>>41567695
hit my line then! you know where to find me. but I'm not a camwhore don't hit me up unless you're serious
>>41567693
i think we could still find ways to eat deliciously with those restrictions! I've given up cheese before so cooked vegetables is just the next step. where are you on potatoes are those no good too?
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>>41567805
arent you a literal pedophile
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>>41567822
nah cord's the new bnwo tranny or something idk
keeps sperging about white ppl bigly while posting racist shit
just another flavor of chud
>>41567841
your piss runs clear bronya, im proud of you
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>>41567851
how
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i miss bronya
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>>41567805
kill all white people starting with you
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>>41567815
i mean yes they do do that but I think you have to take a moment to think about are you focused on repairing those wrongs or are you focused on hating white people. we have to be pragmatic there's a lot of shit to do
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>>41567852
that’s not me >_<
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i feel less anxious after sipping wholemilk all my problems still remain.
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it's not fair that I never mattered
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>>41567861
>veronica
>white
nice joke
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>veronikkka
Remember when she was caught in a Roblox dating rp server talking with a 13 boy
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>>41567868
coping mechanisms are important and I love you
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>>41567852
This poster is black
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>>41566641
The autopilot one. Physically she doesn’t pass at all yet. But her Voice is good, I really like her voice. I think that’s the one that’s normally the hurdle that’s hardest for most trans girls?
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>>41567835
>not petite
You're slender and beautiful and cute and made for big fuzzy cuddles sessions. Youre my everything Meffy, and this board would be nothing to me :)
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>>41567849
You can choke on that nail you NATO apologist Albanian prostitute.

>>41567861
You can kill yourself you hon in a car car with a hon carhon.
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>>41567879
are you sure? i didn't think anyone loved me here.
im trying to be good.
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i promised myself I wasn't gonna take any pregabalin today and I already know I'm gonna take some I hate myself
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am I still welcome here?
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>>41567849
>roll one twice as stuffed
Usually not a great idea, roll ups draw worse when really stuffed, and while they technically have more nicotine content, there's nothing worse than a fag that doesn't suck correctly you know what I mean? You want some airflow.
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wish i was beautiful
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>>41567896
You have to tell us who you are for an answer
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>>41567871
yeah im so white i have literally the whitest face features and phenotype
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>>41567883
god I wish I was an Albanian prostitute~ all those big strong patriots....
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>>41567891
You took pre-yap-alin
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>>41567902
total mayomonkey death
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>>41567753
BIG MCLARGE HUGE
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>>41567901
cardigan
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>>41567904
I would say kill yourself but those Albanian unresearched STDs will kill you faster.
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>>41567849
>where are you on potatoes are those no good too
I can only eat mash if it's got a lot of pepper/mustard, and boiled potatoes need to be really fluffy & salty. But that's not really tism it's opulant snobbery. Don't like thick cut chips though they freak me out cuz I've had an undercooked one before.
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>>41567902
i thought russians hated nazis
wasn't that ur whole justification for invading ukraine
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>>41567890
i love you and I have always loved you even when it seemed it I didn't or it was hard
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>>41567865
then drink water NOW
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>>41567897
this is where the nails come in. you create channels. imagine a five pointed star with varying densities of tobacco. it sounds over engineered but it's easy. i smoked rollups for years with pretty nails I'm a pro
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>>41567918
i dont support putin and his reasoning for this war but i support extermination of ukranian cockroaches
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>>41567934
waow
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>>41567861
what about you? you're clearly white, extremely white even
>>41567880
about fiddy percent
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>>41567934
>ukranian
first set of white people to eradicate
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>>41567920
https://files.catbox.moe/rilaf9.mp4
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>>41567914
You were just an op pic
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>>41567932
This all sounds like a larp, I bet your shit is plump in the middle and smaller at the tip.
My cigarettes are military issue, yours are novelty.
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>>41567912
at least you like jersey shore
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>>41567905
no but that's literally what it does to me it's so nice I love you and I love talking to you so much
>>41567915
it would be an honour to make that sacrifice for the glory of the fatherland.
>>41567916
totally with you on the thick cut chips I kind of look at them funny too. i was just trying to imagine what I would cook for us and the first thing that came to mind was a steak fries. you like steak frites? i can swap out the peppercorn sauce for whatever you like I'm trained in all the French sauces, even sauce gribiche (the properly emulsified one, not the broken one you see in restaurants today). we can figure something out I'm resourceful trust in me a little!
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>>41567950
>>41567861
>>41567911
>>41567950
why are white ppl so suicidal?
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>>41567953
that doesn't mean anything
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If you all knew it would make a lot of sense
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>>41567963
Cute girls love gimmicks I want it to be fashionable before I want it to be effective
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>>41567975
shes not white she has a black soul = lack of one
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>>41567975
what do you mean white people this is one person
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I think i might kill myself before realizing my childhood dream of hugging and even perhaps kissing a chaser. Sad stuff really
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>>41567975
whites are an embarrassment to the human race
>>41567984
you are genuine scum and will suffer for it
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>>41567968
>steak fries
That would actually be really lovely damn, peppercorn is a little freaky to me, but I like steak on it's own and mayo with fries, which is weird cuz egg freaks me out cuz of the smell.
I eat like a weirdo I usually eat big pots of chilli and stuff cuz I can eat it for like a month straight if I flatten it and freeze it in stacks
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>>41567967
I actually used to watch it with my hoes, it was a funny show
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>>41567984
do you think I have an Albanian soul
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>>41567995
you're very embarrassing, aren't you homeless?
>>41567984
not nice
>>41567989
true ig, it's like some shit you'd see in a /b/ thread or something
idk i just don't believe in the sins of the father bullshit
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>>41568006
u have a retarded one
>>41567995
u live in a car
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>>41567914
Hi cardigan you're very pretty. This thread is evil though I would advise you stay away
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>>41567995
Is cord seething again? Does cord-y need to sleep in her car trunk again? wahhhhhhhhh
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it doesnt matter what you do or how you live someone will hate you, someone will love you.
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>>41568014
>>41568019
you people are low iq racist scum fucks beating down on minorities to feel good about your disgusting fucking existences. subhumans like you should be put down
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it's hurting a lot right now again
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>>41568021
I remember it being ok and then turning evil. and I was feeling good for a while so I stopped coming. but I'm not feeling good anymore. is it still evil?
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>>41567914
I still love you
You were the cutest girl to ever post here
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>>41568046
some people here are a bit evil, wouldn't say its evil overall (most of the time anyway)
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is this bait or
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>>41568028
how am I beating down on a minority, you're white? im not insulting you because you're trans.
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>>41568046
The thread's always good when you're here :)
jk it's very evil
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>>41568046
I stopped coming for a while because it deteriorated so badly. I'm just back today but I would just assume it has not improved. What's going on with you why are you sad?
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>>41568046
It doesn't seem to evil, bronya drank her piss and calmed down, there's some racist tranny raging from her car (domicile) but other than that it seems like a pretty standard affair, less incel posting it seems.
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https://voca.ro/1eGdPTutkNT8
>>41568000
oh eating big pots of chilli for weeks isn't weird loads of people do that that's just batch cooking! i get the mayo Vs egg thing I'm scared of milk but I eat yogurt and mozzarella. worms!
>>41568014
oh no for sure like I feel like people think that's what a lot of the leftist shit is about but like. it's mostly about dealing with the actual shit that's happening today as a result of those sins
>>41568019
so do you we're tard to tard communication
>>41568024
this is true
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>”Are you sure about releasing Halo on the PS5?”
>”Yes Cortana.”
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>>41568076
don't act like I'm some hysterical woman because I drank my piss I tried to drink my piss on camera and fucked it completely and the result was funny to me so I posted it
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>>41568078
>so do you we're tard to tard communication
i guess we do
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>>41568090
Bronya why. It's only hot if you drink my piss.
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>>41568090
next time we can drank some chardonnay ya know?
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>>41568066
bitch shut the fuck up already
>>41568076
it is impossible to be racist against white people
>>41568078
>oh no for sure like I feel like people think that's what a lot of the leftist shit is about but like. it's mostly about dealing with the actual shit that's happening today as a result of those sins
yes. this fuck faces would rather bitch about minorities instead
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>>41568078
You sound like you've smoked ten trillion cigarettes
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>>41568078
yeah, i just don't see how ranting about killing white people and being some racefreak will do anything, seeing it as a race issue while living out of your car is fucking retarded brainrot anyway
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>>41568087
why did this make me want to do cuck shit with a bf I'm not even really about that stuff I think kratos is just hot isn't he like a short king I always think guys who get really buff cause they're worried about being short seem like really virile and masculine idk it's all that rage
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Why am i the only one here getting banned for posting selfies
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>>41568101
bro get outta here with your nigger shit pls
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>>41568073
I realized nobody actually thinks I'm a woman or look like one
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>>41568107
not the only one
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>>41568101
>bitch shut the fuck up already
you're racist then lol, i'll give you some time to figure this out since you're diabolically retarded.
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>>41568109
>nigger
low iq white person rage moment
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>>41568107
lol. do you see anyone else posting selfies and lewds all the time?
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>>41568122
what else do i call them, people of negro variety?
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>>41568112
Ah, the brainworms are burrowing hard again. You're very pretty and cute. I don't know how the people in your life treat you though, I'm sorry if they've been harsh lately.
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>>41568096
I'm a free woman and I live accordingly come tie me down if that's an issue
>>41568098
i prefer a sauvignon, does that work for you? ill pick out a bottle you'll like
>>41568104
I have. but more importantly I just woke up
>>41568105
it's just missing the critique it's a common thing we get these types a lot
>>41568107
it's just luck that's why I like doing it it's like Russian roulette
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Need her >>41568011
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>>41568107
not the only one
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Personal question, anyone can respond; Are you a dicksexual and if so, could you be described as a "dickpig", how do people react & does the reaction bother you?
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>>41568123
I used to a lot but this place became too evil. Though I did post cumshot in the last thread. Ho hum.
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>>41568112
this is not true of me at least. but I know that's hard to like. believe
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>>41568121
>>41568129
absolute scum and epitomize the worthlessness of white people
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>>41568129
rushits
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>>41568087
>>41568106
Might drop you for this one bronya, Master Chief mogs the SonySöyman
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>>41568141
I'm a dickpig loud and proud and anyone with an issue with that can get to the back of the line
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>>41568138
yeah it works i love sharing a bottle of wine with someone through the night
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>>41568106
yeah a fair amount of short guys have short man syndrome. hard to blame them though. i mean everyone needs at least ONE thing about them that’s worth dating
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>>41568149
>worthlessness of white people
again, this doesn't apply to me, hurry up you're so slow.
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>>41568152
oh no don't get me wrong this is objectively correct and true. my loose understanding of the halo canon has given me enough information to know that he is extremely attractive in many ways to me personally. but you need to think long term kratos is getting hotter and master chief peaked years ago. it's sad but it's reality
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gonna dress up as the biggest masculine fag for the pride parade in my city
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Telling fat women they have fat woman syndrome when they annoy me
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>>41568168
youre the same fucking problem you just dont have a systematic class of people perpetuating it. you can participate in the eradication of pieces of shit like you by killing yourself
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>>41567914
I really liked your posts
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>>41568139
Vieo always finds hotties. Check out the sheer bigness of this bitch
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>>41568078
Worms? Don't ruin milk for me, I really like milk, I used to only really eat bread and milk for a while it was fucked up and made me i'll but I enjoyed the food.
I'm still sort of figuring out cooking desu, anything with a ton of spinning plates makes me freak the fuck out, if it's step by step into a pot that's basically God's intended method right?
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>>41568135
there's just such a disconnect between how I view myself and how I thought strangers view me vs how it turns out my family and friends see me. but who cares this isn't complaingen
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>>41568188
That's a really hot girl, nice
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im gonna lose it
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>>41568198
Perception is complex and often times I believe you can never really know. I hope you can feel better or find peace with how things are though. And it's ok to vent.
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>>41568169
Nu-God of War fucking sucks, so does nu-halo. But good Halo reached peaks far further than good GoW imo. Fuck Kratos, his son is lame, bro think's he's The Last of Us. The Arbiter and John-117's brotherly bond mogs the FUCK out of that shit.
Sadly the only good thing 343 did was fully rendered Cortana feet.
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>>41568198
i feel this.
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istg someone at nyt has a crush on him
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>>41568208
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
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>>41568182
>systematic class
you're getting closer
>you can participate in the eradication of pieces of shit like you by killing yourself
ahh you lost it, nvm
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>>41568112
>>41568051
Do you even read what I write
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>>41568188
I love her
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>>41568185
do you want bug pics or something
>>41568239
I'm sorry anon. I don't know
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amazing things are gonna happen soon
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>>41568234
you are such a fucking retard. you keep trying to reduce what im saying as being 'racist' against white people instead of me obviously just providing some counter balance to your fucking putrid shit slinging. get your head out of your racist ass and deal with the consequences
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I love a thread with a background spergout. Very 4chan. Very online.
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omg stfu about the race bullshit.
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didn't it get revealed by the deleted posts that this person is like an unironic weird race fetish poster and that their antiracism is performative and if you argue with them you're actually participating in their fetish
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>>41568161
me too... it's so romantic, right? i think all of life can be romantic and I want to make it that way
>>41568162
no I totally get it! but like. you gotta have identified that and be working on it to be dating meaningfully right
>>41568176
are you interested in dating....
>>41568192
oh no I just mean brainworms! milk is totally safe I'm just scared of it for no reason
have you ever thought about investing in an instant pot? that's the holy grail of just putting things in a pot and cooking them by far. i feel like you might like this recipe https://www.seriouseats.com/colombian-chicken-stew-with-potatoes-tomato-onion-recipe from which you can omit as many of the vegetables as you like (and probably add a little water to compensate) and it would still be so delicious. i used to make this all the time as a relatively cheap and easy way to eat.
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>>41568279
>fetish
genuinely go outside
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>>41568106
>why did this make me want to do cuck shit with a bf
You mean you let him sleep with other women right?
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Making my trans gf give me a piggyback ride and poking her in the back with my boner the whole time
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>>41568264
what shit slinging? you're the one randomly bringing up some weird suicidal race genocide shit. you're demented.
>racist ass and deal with the consequences
do I need to spell it out for you?
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>>41568283
>identified that and be working on it
being short? what am I meant to do? Grow?
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the brutality of reading old journal entries and realizing you're in the exact same level of emotional instability for the exact same reasons as 3 months ago
0 motion or progress, it's endless
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>>41568297
you tell me what this is then
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>>41568279
i just like to say the nword
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>>41568303
The reverse would be cute too
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I’m a bad person. I have bad person disorder
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>>41568323
You need a man to anchor your emotions to
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i have the most prettiest retardedest bestest girl(soon woman) disorder
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>>41568335
the problem is a man who abandoned
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>>41568328
Giving my extremely tall gf a piggyback ride? Sure
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>>41567815
woke 4chan
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>>41568325
>not me
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>>41568224
no sweetie they're shilling him for political reasons come on let's stay focused none of this is accidental. they are taking photos of him like that on purpose
>>41568221
i see i see.... I trust your judgement honestly you would know more on this than I would I'm really not that well studied :c I need to find an expert I can bribe into sitting down with me and showing me the classics
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>>41568351
yeah it was deleted at the same time as 30 other posts so it was made by them because jannies just have a delete all posts by this user button
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>>41568325
oh they were taking to me when i got back from my halloween adventure lol
i wasnt snorting caffeine though. :*
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>>41568359
that’s how getting banned works yeah
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>>41568283
Milk is kinda freaky, it goes off so quickly, and like the smell doesn't tip you off, I always pour a little into the sink to check after a couple of days so i dont have to taste it.
I'll look into that, I got an air fryer but I don't like not seeing the food cooking and it feels pointless with my oven there. that gadget seems useful though, i found it cool that i could steam veg in my rice cooker and that just seems like an all in 1 thing so im kind of mogged.
I'll look into that recipe, I need to stop eating straight up beef, going to bake salmon tomorrow I think too, that's my favorite ez meal since it's healthy and just needs chili sauce or something.
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>>41568370
so it was by them
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>>41568325
this person should rope immediately, i hate them, i despise performative antiracism wldm fake-left bnwofreaks i actually hate them more than outright racists
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>>41568325
>>41568359
>>41568370
>>41568375
cord isnt t4t. your fake slander doesnt work lol
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>>41568396
We get it you're an octaroon shucking and jiving for white approval
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>>41568364
gross. you were giving them tips on how to get raped just like you got raped
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>>41568408
oh i dont remember that shit was cut with bad stuff. i couldnt sleep for 1.5 days.
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Girls I could fix
>Cardigan
>Clown
>Rosewood
>Rav
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>>41568252
minecraftpilled
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>>41568420
I don't think anyone can fix clown. I think I could fix rosewood though she just needs lots of love.
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>>41568357
just play halo mcc, fuck the books, fuck anything past Reach. I absolutely adore 2000's era fps games, Master Chief is essentially Jesus. Kratos is just some seething bitch.
But if it needs to be bronya digestable I'm sure there's alien yaoi out there of Master Chef and Arby
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garrys mod
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Girls I could fix:
>Rach
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>>41568420
fix me then
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>>41568433
i havent booted up gmod in 9.5 years.
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rosewood is gonna move to boston and have LESBIAN sex by having a shedick go into her shebutthole. sorry chaser faggots
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>>41568453
I hope she finds happiness there
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>>41568452
half a year for me
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>>41568396
you keep getting fake outraged just to push a like that cord is "bnwo"
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>>41568453
what!? rosewoods coming over here?
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>>41568465
transbians and happiness dont fit together. mtfg is proof
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>>41568449
If cardigan I'd take you on a nice date
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>>41568444
What needs to be fixed?
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on my travels today I found an ancient argentine cook book, I hope I can find some good recipes inside
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>>41568404
>>41568468
>immediately racist
lel
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would any of you watch if I, for example, happened to play uhhh whatever its called that trendy yaoi visual novel from back in the day with the old men. hang on let me look it up. DISCO ELYSIUM would you watch if I happened to mention off hand I was streaming it on twitch and I might be easy to find. bear in mind I look very beautiful today
>>41568234
LMAO it's like edging right
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>>41568472
yeah she wants to because she has a lady friend with a cock there
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>>41568449
Where are you cardigan
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Can I hang out here?
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>>41568493
дa мoжнo зoлoтцe
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>>41568301
No I mean fuck the other women he's sleeping with while he watches
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>>41568491
not a bad spot for trans people though.
we get hooked up in this state.
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>>41568493
Timur. no one gives a shit if you post here or not. no one’s gonna blame you because gaygen is boring
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>>41568497
Please don't speak in commie, I'm a loud and proud American
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>>41568490
Dickso E-leaky-yum
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>>41568315
no retard working on the complex you have about it are you too short to see the fucking monitor
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>>41568508
but im not commie :(
you're too mean you're not timur
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>>41568502
Boring male sexuality come back when you are actually a woman
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>>41568484
only 1 you and i dont even understand what the other guy is saying. rach loves to psyop and create sockpuppet enemies
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>>41568505
Thank you anon. What's up?
>>41568518
I'm not mean, girl, I'm American. I come out recently.
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>>41568371
loveeeee baked salmon. I'm happy you're eating pretty well I can't help but worry about everyone in here a little even if it's annoying. i briefly bought into the air fryer hype but I'm over it idk it's just a small oven I don't get it
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>>41568532
no you're def mean i called u a nice thing and u are a smelly meanie
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>>41568521
Gendering sexuality is fucking stupid,I want a girlfriend who loves to jerk tf off
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hey trannies, thoughts on chasers who are into nipple play?
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Everyone here thinks they have a three digit IQ and can guess who's behind every post which makes baiting very easy
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>>41568497
Some of the Cyrillic characters look so cool. I like the blocky A and the X with a line through it
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Total zigger discombobulation
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>>41568545
Enjoy getting cucked then loser
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>>41568477
dates are sorta scary. but I've been on a couple nice ones
>>41568492
not near you
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i switched my theme in kubuntu system colors to the dark theme and now it picks up the theme on a bunch of websites, that's so cool! much better for late night laptop time in bed
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>>41568551
Hairgonenigga was never combobulated in the first place
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>>41568549
i dont i have a cozy iq of 89

>>41568550
yeah they are, blocky A is the D and X with a line is Zh sound yeah

>>41568551
idk what that word means i dont wanna google it explain please
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mariemoder is _
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>>41568570
serbian
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>>41568549
keep coping sissy
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Got called racist in Donetsk earlier lads
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chasers don't want kike trannies
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>>41568570
marie is doing the most straight white woman thing possible which is talking about how anti-racist they are and then moving to the whitest place they can think of
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>>41568577
what were u doing in russia? did u like it?
>>41568582
trvke
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>>41568430
oh trust me I have masturbated to master chief more times than you've had hot meals, sweetie.
>>41568420
can you just call these lists "girls I would try to fix" it pisses me off when you act like they're less mentally ill just because you want to fuck them. be real
>>41568521
babe your model of female sexuality is from the '40s women fuck and goon and enjoy every minute of it. if I want something I will get it. the stepford wife is dead and I'm rock hard and leaking baby
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>>41568548
Hot and cool and very normal.

>>41568562
>dates are sorta scary. but I've been on a couple nice ones
It could be chill. Some light bites a drink and a walk or something would be fun.
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they will never understand
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>>41568574
im not even sure where serbia is desu
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>>41568543
Only my armpits stink. There is no cure.
You are beautiful (probably)
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>>41568576
Do I have a sissy's ribcage? Hair? Ass?
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>>41568570
my much smarter friend im glad I can go to for advice
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>>41568582
I fucking love Jewish girls and a lot of the time they have bigger boobs, speaking anecdotally.
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>>41568594
im not participating in your disgusting fetish. you look putrid
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>>41568582
False I love cardigan so much.
No tranny bitch is going to tell me what I want.
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>>41568591
why did u forget we ever interacted are you retarded im the russian girl with the white kitty yeah? brown curly hair yeah?
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>>41568582
we love junebug and marcy
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>>41568590
its a place where they play 1990s prodigy songs like theyre fresh in 2025.
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>>41568599
You wouldn't be able to resist me irl :p
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>>41568597
idk im p dumb but ty <3
>>41568608
whats prodigy
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>>41568529
Oh I create enemies now skitzo lol?
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>>41568603
I don't remember please show me
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>>41568603
prob fake timur but Tbf timur was always retarded and probably forgot everything about you
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>>41567902
>>41568614
here bro
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>>41568618
probably fake timur yeah fake faker fakey
im not responsible for him constantly changing trips and personalities tho wtf
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>>41568610
i dont want to link it because it will ruin my youtube recommendations.
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>>41568621
Thank you.
>>41568618
Both are wrong.
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>>41568582
I want a long sloppy double blowjob from koshka and cardigan
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They post about me so much when I'm not here. Actual DDS
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>>41568632
My personality dosent change with name/trip changes
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>>41568642
lets go get some breakfast babe!
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>>41568642
you are beloved
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>>41568582
The jew trannies (June, Cardigan, Koshka) are the only hot ones
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>>41568635
wdym thank u omg wtvr
>>41568642
YO TYRONE IS BACK time for nap
nigger invasion has started, SNAP riot, koolaid revolution, kfc battle, galaxy gas armed protest
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>>41568325
Vile.
>>41568538
Nah I try to eat healthy, but work makes it tough, I'm getting a little pudgey which fucking sucks, when i was unemployed working out was easy, now I can't fathom how people finish 9-5 and go to them gym, or even go before.
I feel like I'd like air fryers if I could see into them, but I dislike taking the drawer out and cleaning it is fuckin annoying so I cant be fucked with it. My oven is way more fire & forget, plus I can do multiple things in there at once
I hope you're doing well though, or at least doing your best
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Trans women have dds (dick derangement syndrome)
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>>41568661
Why you are so sassy woman?
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MIB cockoroach aliens buying milk and pepsi for 15 doller is exactly why welfare programs are morally wrong
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yo tyronita dont spend my tax dollars on ordering 150 napkins from taco bell pls
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>>41568666
trips of truth for me specifically. i do have this. but I also have coursework due and gachas to play and visa documentation to prepare. do you see my issue
>>41568664
oh god yeah the air fryer cleaning is hell. i also cannot imagine going to a 9 to 5 or working out. don't worry about it you'll figure out a balance eventually! but yeah the struggle seems insane everyone's so overworked right now I need to hurry up and join in :c Current Economic Conditions I guess
I'm doing pretty good! I'm locked in I hope the stuff I'm working on pays off
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>>41568690
Napkins are free there dumb ho
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>>41568681
on halloween there was a guy as an fbi agent with his alien gf on a leash, and she ended up liking me alot and ended up escaping with me for a little while. :)
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well adjusted 35 year old waiting 6 hours to hit a 19 year old with the perfect zinger
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has anyone seen bronya?
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the correct answer was mariemoder is going to bed gn gngn gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i rly gotta unfuck my sleep schedule X_X
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>>41568697
see real timur would never BUST MY FUCKING BALLS like this
why are u so confrontational with me? we are the same person but i transitioned as a kid vro
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>>41568702
Bazinga
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>>41568702
you're getting a little too comfortable going off trip lately cordy-kyun you know we can all tell right
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I've genuinely mind broken them.....
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>>41568714
It's my newly discovered American spirit
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>>41568724
Didnt you drop out of college
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>>41568724
you broke my fucking wallet nigger NATOs paying for your fucking dominos pizza order
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>>41568702
hey we're in the putting weight on starving abused & neglected animals business.
animal law enforcement says we are called "angels"
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I've genuinely buck broken them.....
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>>41568736
Yes, just like Bill Gates but even more extraterrestrial
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>>41568732
нy и пoнятнo вce c тoбoй, пeндoc eбaнный
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>>41568736
It's all she has left, please understand
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disassociation been hitting’ so good lately
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i wish trannies were interested in romance. i just want a girl i can take to dinner every once in a while. why does it have to be all "rape me and say you're my dad and piss on me and beat me to death" with them
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>>41568742
Read this in a shounen protag mid-fight inner monologue voice
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not even bothering to keep up with discordia lore because i don't care enough
genuinely has there ever been a worse poster
i would rather listen to jenny talk about fucking dogs
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Two posts and thread becomes all about me again.
Need to get in contact with a board of psychiatrists to get DDS recognized and treated for people
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>>41568763
If you want romance get an actual woman
trannies are for PLAPPLAPPLAP
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>>41568765
im genuinely trying but she overtook me on that list
>>41568767
you're the pitbull man, and no way snap benefits cover glasses
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>>41568646
Mine does I talk about hole much more on anon
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>>41568765
Yeah going back to ignoring her boring ass
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>>41568763
You aren't meant to fall in love with the sex object bro
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>>41568764
believe it

>>41568767
Lift up your shirt and shake that shit. Do the thug shaker.
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>>41568767
can you stop posting dogs, that's kind of my thing
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>>41568747
Wow if I understood this i might be offended.
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uuuu I'm seething with jealousy.... i wish the thread talked about me like it talks about these other girls... chasers how can I get back in your good graces. don't tell me stop drinking pee because I won't do it
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do you all really not realize how deranged you all look whenever discordia posts
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>>41568767
what are we getting tonight babe.
we doing subway or joisey moikes!?
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>>41568792
shut up discordia
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>>41568784
Sex with dawgy

Wait not like that
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>>41568793
Pastaroni fettuccine alfredo with sprite. Maybe some Mac and cheese later
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>>41568770
This.
>>41568763
Dont waste your time on failed males who play Barbie dress up. Just pump and dump them. They dont have the same hearts and souls as cis women
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>>41568792
this is an animal rescue operation.
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>>41568790
>other girls
Its ok pissya you can say discordia
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e if you read this i love you
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>>41568803
trip on Jennie
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>>41568804
nice Bon appétit <3
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Can we turn this into dog posting?
Thank you
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Does the tranner hole actually get wet when shes aroused
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>>41568819
this nigga paid for a 4chan pass btw
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tfw you nut hard to some choice twinkhon porn
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>>41568828
Mine does
Chaser btw
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>>41568828
Only if she's aroused about 10 minutes after eating at taco bell
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>>41568828
Does if you piss in her
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>>41568828
No. sorry. that's pure delusion. some forms of SRS pussy do though
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>>41568828
This is why I always take my girls to taco bell
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>>41568829
I pay for many things. I spent 160 dollars on a gundam today. I'm great with money.
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>>41568822
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>>41568828
Yeah, its called diarrhea
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i can physically feel the feminism leaving my body whenever i get horny desu i just wanna get bent over a table and hatefucked
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>>41568841
>piss fetish
Wow gross im out lol
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>>41568811
oh no this thread has been talking about me the way they talk about you since long before you were here
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>>41568638
why not just koshka
>>41568656
how can you put them on the same list
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>>41568849
no but literally what's the cure for this. i hate it.... i want all the worst guys because of it
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>>41568849
Okay bronya I get it you dont have to post this every day
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>>41568852
Clearly not anymore
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>>41568844
(tucking my hair behind my ear and blushing) can you tell me more about that $160 gundam you bought mr shrimpcat
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>>41568866
kek
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>>41568841
a cop used to pick me up after his shift and bring me to his place. 1 summer night we went into the backyard and he started fucking me in the back yard standing up and he pissed in my ass.
i was probably around discordias age back then.

about 7-8 years later i was stuck in some crazy ladys house for 10 days and she kept me crossdressed the whole time, and she was a diabetic and would sleep all the time and i wanted to leave so i used her computer and messaged the cop and he came and got me while she was sleeping and he took me to his place and fucked me for a few hours then dropped me off at the end of my street. and i still had makeup all over my face. lol
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i long to join a criminal biker gang of racist character
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>>41568860
i promise you im not bronya im just really similar to her just without the piss stuff
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>>41568849
was the piss thing a form of feminist liberation too?
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>>41568822
can I post my favourite of all time. the bronya dog... i look like this and all I want is to make you happy
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>>41568854
>why not just koshka
Because Cardigan makes my dick hard too
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>>41568828
I mean there's some natural anus mucus produced when you're having anal sex
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>>41568866
It's a perfect grade red frame astray gundam. I have a pretty long vacation planned for january so I intend to lock myself up for the month and spend all my time working on it.
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>>41568875
dad rite meffler
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>>41568873
This sounds like a pinopony post, or whatever her trip is
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>>41568883
she's a brick
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>>41568873
Why would you associate my name in any way with this
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>>41568860
I don't post that stuff it's too embarrassing I'm jealous of that anon
>>41568878
nta but sure why not. i do what I like with my body. I'm running the show here. i also don't feel any need to conform to conventional ideals of purity and meekness. i don't think it was like an act of doing feminism whatever that means but it was informed by my feminist ideals sure
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how did your parents react to finding out you like taking it in the ass?
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>>41568901
Is this real?
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>>41568886
that's so beautiful! it's really nice to have a project like that right. i hope it comes out well! enjoy your long holiday! ill have to figure out what a perfect grade red frame astray gundam is gunpla is a blind spot in my otaku knowledge
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why is there corn in my shit? does the body not turn the corn into shit?
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>>41568907
My mom cried and my dad said "me too"
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>>41568901
Where, when, why, how.
Who, what, where, when, why, how
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>>41568907
They didn't because I don't. Your dad won't be able to look you in the eye after I loudly fuck you while he's home.
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>>41568892
oh did i already tell that one before? he's the only one that pissed in my butt.
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>>41568894
Trip on cardigan
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>>41568907
they were basically fine with it. i think everyone deserves to have parents like that
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>>41568916
it’s becoz i put it in there myself, idiot
>>41568928
that’s only what you think
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>>41568923
No you just have the most wild stories. Also hello you're really fucking hot it's crazy. I want you.
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>>41568898
Incredible juxtaposition of attitudes in this post
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I'd be fine with a fag son but only if he's the top
I imagine your parents also see it like this
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>>41568913
Perfect grades are the largest and most detailed kind of model kit. I've never built one before so I am pretty excited. I got it for pretty cheap too, since the MSRP is about 200 bucks on this one.
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I don't take it in the ass I don't like it I just want srs and to suck dick
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There is an immense amount of blood in my stool. There is approximately an equal amount of blood and stool in this bowel movement.
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>>41568846
>>41568880
Love you both
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>>41568886
and you didn't even comment on me spotting you! praise me a little aren't you impressed
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>>41568951
Chaser btw
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>>41568954
I don't think anyone else here is into gundam. I think the post linking back to a shrimp cat may have made identifying me a little easy.
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>>41568896
black. tranny. LA.
girl you're going to end up living this shit.
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working late listening to music all i want is to get dicked down fuck my chud tranny life. i just wanna ride on it and roll my hips ugh
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>>41568972
I'm right here
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>>41568953
omg its butterdawg if he real
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>>41568972
also ironic that i post this because i was a cowgirl for halloween :3
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The tranny coming into our room telling me shes got hemorrhoids and I start weeping as I realize I have to put her down
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>>41568947
Based?
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>>41568979
Post it babe
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>>41568977
are you a delicately beautiful twink with a deep voice
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>>41568942
i don't think those things contradict each other. i contain multitudes. i wish to both be a liberated feminist and to be able to get fucked in a way that doesn't align with those beliefs. I'm cool with dating a guy that isn't into all that stuff either we can find compromise I think everything has nuance
>>41568945
OHHHH I see I see!!! omg that's insanely exciting then I'm so hyped for you! yeah you gotta mention MSRP is 200 when you say you paid 160 there's girls in here for us that calculates out to it being free and you having $40 to spend on whatever you want guilt free. that's just economics!
>>41568953
i love you too!
>>41568967
i had no idea you were into gundam! that's new information to me I gotta ask you about it again in the future!
fuck I didn't check the post history I thought I was being impressive I went off that post alone... all my hard work for nothing... I'm humiliated
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>>41568969
Rebuked
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I would forego the sex at this point if it meant a consistent and non-fat body to hold when I fall asleep, tbqh
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ANO HI BOKU NO KOKORO WA OTO MO NAKU KUZURE SATTA
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>>41568947
this is me desu. i suck dick now and sometimes i bottom but i don't enjoy it. i deeply want to get fucked in the vagina i don't hav
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>>41568985
Not being funny but like. ugh why am I posting this here it'll just make me even less attractive. whatever chasers already don't see me as a woman. hemmorhoids have never stopped me and there's no reason for them to stop you. for the top it's basically just a skin tag it's not like they're gross or contagious it's just a bump they only present an issue for the bottom. idk
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>>41568996
When you get fired from Starbucks and the German is tired of using you as a rentgirl hmu I'm close
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>>41569001
Chaser btw
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>>41568995
If you identify me again after january I will show you how it comes out.
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>>41568993
no! i looked good but then i got misgendered at a party and wanted to cry. i wish i'd had a boyfriend to do a costume with :(
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>>41568997
i hate my life. im gonna go purge. i wish I was dead
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>>41569005
I've been feeling powerful and in control of my bumpy anus ever since you said this a few weeks ago, thanks
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>>41569008
kek
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What's cardigan's deal?
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>>41568978
I don't remember why I have so many butter dogs
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>>41569015
Don't let my stupid shallowness cause you literal physical harm, you can get wherever you want without throwing up
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>>41568994
Oh no sorry I'm a fit guy. Twink nation wins again.
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>>41569025
Mentally ill in a cute way
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>>41569025
Not sure im busy posting butter dog
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>>41569028
do you look like your age or do you look old. i like a guy who's fit when he doesn't look super crazy old. like a guy who was fit and around my age i'd be into if he looked and acted like he was in his mid 20s
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>>41569025
Very cute and I want to sex her
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>>41569025
Cute tranny who pretends to be innocent
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>>41569025
Could be fixed with a good dicking
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>>41569009
ill look forward to it!! i won't look it up then I want to see yours first
>>41569017
as you should! idk to me this is just like pretty much mainstream opinion in my circles but this place is a lot straighter than I'm used to. I've topped guys with 'rhoids pretrans no issue and I have a friend with them and she says she gets compliments on the sensation. not sure about all that I think she's full of shit but who knows
>>41569027
i guess you're right. idk it's just so frustrating people are always calling me a turbopassoid but I get zero interest or even flirting from the thread. feels like I'm just filtered out by default. need to work hard to lose weight by any means necessary so I can be seen as a woman in here. depressing
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>>41569042
I'm not old and I'm pretty hot, but this is not a sincere shooting of shot here
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>>41568941
thanks
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gonna shit on a chasers dick and call him a faggot in the deepest voice I can do
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>>41569057
Mine is gonna look way different than normal. I've got seven different shades of red paint for it already purchased.
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>>41569067
How can I avoid the meffys of this world
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>>41569067
Dont care had sex
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>>41569076
It's really easy, she doesn't get out much and is very obviously socially repellant
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>>41569068
that was something I was really curious about! is it pretty formulaic or is there some customisation and stuff? your hand must be crazy steady if you do that stuff I'm working on a lot of the same fine motor shit for makeup
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I could fix more of the girls here with my cock. I know this to be true.
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I could fix so many guys here with my fists
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Im working on my ntr smile
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>>41569090
obviously you wouldn't but like. do you think bronya would be included in this. curious about your power level
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Ntr is only hot if its the girl getting cucked
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>>41569088
I use an airbrush for most of it so I don't need a super steady hand. Not a lot on these needs brush painted.
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>I need to lose weight so the chasers here can see me as a woman
>surely it isn't the loud and obnoxious personality
>sure it isn't lack of being able to agree to disagree when someone has different opinions
>surely it isn't the fact that I put my morals and beliefs on others
>surely it isn't the fact that I should be medicated but refuse to do so
>surely it isn't the fact that I drink piss
Not even weight loss will redeem you, piggy. You're absolutely repulsive inside and out. Just fucking die already. Do us all a favor and fucking die as soon as humanly possible.
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I wonder if bronya is here.
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Whats the point of a tranny gf if she wont even dress up as a league of legends girl for me
I have never understood why trannies try to suppress their AGP when its the hottest thing about them
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>>41569158
where have I seen this situation before
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>>41569158
TRVKE
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Do you guys want Bee back? She's a transbian now she'll fit in fine depending on if you can overlook the raceplay bit.
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>>41569158
>Whats the point of a tranny gf
Zero point
they're for SEX not for dating
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>>41569165
If she's been touched by a black, she's not welcome back. So sayeth the book of Chaser.
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>>41569165
no one cares about these retarded tripfags. if they all committed suicide tomorrow, no one will mourn
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>>41569158
i wonder if when i get an adderal script i'll be able to focus enough to do shit like that.
i just dont have the drive to.
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>>41567795
ebic
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>>41569138
oh okay thank you I needed this no you've snapped me out of it half those things are not true and the other half are virtues yeah I don't really care. i will simply try and find someone who meets my standards. guess I'll try frengen and soc!
>>41569123
i see i see! I've always wanted an airbrush machine hehe they're so cool. i guess it's good if it's an insanely detailed kit that it won't be a marathon of crazy detail work....
>>41569145
Who the fuck is bronya
>>41569158
ok listen I'm as agp as they come but who am I dressing up as. because you and I both know that I don't have the body for MF or Janna. i could maybe do allistar? or that one Zac skin where he's pink?
also I want you to dress up as rengar and hide somewhere I can't see you and jump out at me
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>>41568479
I would fill you up with estrogen and make you be nice.
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>>41569158
Just put the dress on bro
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>>41568479
yeah you need estrogen. you do weird things because your not on estrogen.
the estrogen would straighten you out alot.
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>>41569061
i know don't worry, i'm just very zonked from work so i'm just saying shit lol. but if you're so hot and fit and young why are you posting on 4chan?
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>>41569169
You dont want her to fuck other men so you have to gf her
Unless you're a pathetic cuck faggot and you're into that shit
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The number in the scale doesn't change but I feel like my face is softer and more round ig idk. maybe morning puffiness or something
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i am so TIRED i am so HONRY and i still have more WORK ahhhhh
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>>41569206
You actually might have pinworms if you can't gain with with a TDEE of 847
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>Rach on HRT
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCKKkkkkkkkck
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saars.... imagine if he on the hrt...... my dick so hard for she now....
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>>41569197
What you'd expect (mental illness). And I feel you, it's fun to just do patter from time to time
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>gf a tranny to give her a implied safety of monogamy while cheating on her with other trannies or real women

This is chess, not checkers.
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>>41569189
>>41569194
All these trannies take estrogen here and look how crazy some of them are lol
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>>41569234
thats ok. I can tame you.
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>>41569100
I would perfer if you didnt fist me thanks
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>>41569213
I've literally lost weight. It must be my brain. it just consumes every calorie I take in. that's why I'm so smart
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>>41569234
You're really awful so I imagine things could only get better
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Cis wife and a tranny mistress
This is all I have ever wanted
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good morning saars. play fallout 3 okay?
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>>41569234
if i drive to maryland and we hook up can i inject you?
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>>41569206
Did you just start eating more or did you make any other changes
Scape isnt the best measurement tool
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Never date a tranny that doesn't respect your wife and kids because they will always come first.
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>>41569243
What is so awful about me? I bust balls with some of the outspoken trannies here. What's so bad about that?
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>>41569252
just eating more. But on the low days aside from not eating for two of them it's like 1400+ and the average is closer to like 2300. I'm entirely sedentary so I should be ballooning but nothings happening
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>>41569231
nta but aren't you up pretty late? take care of yourself anon the sun will come up soon I'm worried about you
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>>41569254
i want to play into this and say i'd be ok with it but i promised my therapist i wouldn't let the brainworms win and i wouldn't debase myself for male approval
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I lost 5 pounds.
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I gained 5 pounds.
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>>41569248
I will eliminate anyone that comes at me with a syringe against my will.
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>>41569276
Your therapist sounds like a bitch that needs to be fucked
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my tits are kinda saggy this is fucking bullshit man
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>>41569270
>aside from not eating for two of them
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>>41569293
Chaser btw
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>>41569288
wow fine..
a few months ago you thought i was one of the hottest anons and now you want to eliminate me?
could of had the wildest sex of your life.. sad.
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I just ate 2000 calories of McDonald's. 110g of protein. Feelsgoodman
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>>41569298
SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM NOT!!!!!!!
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>>41569270
How many days have you been in a surplus?
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test
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making alfredo and gonna drink sprite. 1.2k for breakfast. still gonna lose weight bc my brain is too powerful and calorie hungry
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Did I miss the chaser meeting when we agreed on the age range of 18-21? I say we change it to 18-19. 20 alone is just...yikes. Like cmon bros, have some self-respect.
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>>41569290
my therapist is a man,,
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>>41569305
since the 26th of october
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>>41569314
i was 85.6 now I'm 84.2
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>>41569307
good job baby, its a slow process. if you gain 5-10 lbs a year you'll be okay and you'll be 110-130 by the time your 25
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>>41569309
Taking it under consideration
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>>41569314
So you're talking about a span of like 8 days where you didn't eat for 2 of them... hmm...
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18-19 year old trannies <3
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i wish my best friend had let me suck him off while we were in high school now i long for twinks because they remind me of when we were just two twinks cuddling and wrestling :/
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>>41569312
Oh he just wants you all to himself
A bit more boring
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>>41569327
i dont have time to wait until 25 tf
>>41569336
doesn't matter. the overall surplus for the week was in the thousands. I should have gained at least a pound
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>>41569314
What I personally did was give it 2 weeks. If you dont go up add 100-200kal. Give it another 2 weeks and judge again.
The first few weeks, for me personally, the scale tends to do odd things as my body adjusts
Aim for 1-2 lbs a week
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The most attractive thing a tranny can do is cry
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>>41569341
is it weird that i'm like this as a tranny
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>>41569344
we have to get you sheep drenched then so the worms will stop stealing your cals
sit in this bath and wash your hair with it.
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>>41569360
It's definitely sucking my dick actually.
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>>41569301
Well you're going about it all wrong trying to stick me with an unknown needle lol. I thought you were one of the hottest anons? How would I know if you were hot of your anon?
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>>41569341
This and he ended up being closeted bi but is married now and I destroyed our friendship
(Bichud btw)
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>>41569370
hiiii i love to suck dick and i have no gag reflex :)
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>>41569374
honestly the way this want has grown in me over the years, even after transitioning, makes me wish that it had just happened when we were teenagers and we weren't friends anymore. he's only gotten hotter year after year but he's obsessed with finding a wife and he's gotten really religious and weird, even though he accepts me for being a tranny
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>>41569371
cause i posted myself on your board one time in the beginning of the summer and you thought it was funny that i was so cute.
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>>41569387
God i wish i had a tranny friend who transitioned just for me even though i ignore her
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Rach why do you goon so much? do you have any hobbies that aren't sexual?
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>>41569390
June 7th?
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>>41569399
we're trying to fix that right now. i can go down there and give them their medicine.
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>>41569395
i didn't transition just for him but i will admit that i did hope it would maybe make him want to be with me or at least let me suck him off,,
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>>41569399
I don't goon here. I jerkoff like once a week and have sex with my friend once or twice a week
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>>41569402
i dont know exactly i remember it was early summer
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why do i find the idea of men allowing me to give them head really arousing. something about the fact that they don't really want it but let me do it because i beg @.@
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>>41569409
you're constantly in the trap thread. do you have anything you like to do outside of 4chan?
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>>41569417
Because Good Girls want to work for it.
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I don't goon, I just edge.
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>>41569431
guh
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this gen is boring as shit. i guess i have to wait for the less boring hours when the boring trips go offline
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I have been edging for 47 years
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my hottest fantasy is that i have a straight roommate who lets me give him head or fucks me when he can't get a girl but doesn't interact with me outside of that and he kind of looks down on me
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>>41569422
Sure, just because I have a tab open in the thread doesn't mean I'm not doing other stuff
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>>41569440
you're supposed to go out into the wilds and live crazy experiences and then come back here and report what happened.
then rest here in this troon dojo until you are ready to bring the next one.
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>>41569458
Im right here babe
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>>41569464
are you hot and do you hate me
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Listen, hoe, just cuz I'm in the whorehouse don't mean I'm the whore. I'm the mac. You best remember that befo' my 5 friends remind you.
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>>41569479
Of course babe you sound like a pathetic faggot
Not gf material at all
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>>41569487
i wish you would let me do your laundry and give you sloppy head
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>chaser sends pics of himself fucking trannies
why does this work on me?
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>>41569495
because you have a cuck thing dw i have it too
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Hello its 5am and i am planning to kill myself again
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I havent learned a single thing from my mistakes
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>number on the scale went up
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pasta almost ready
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>>41569503
Dont do that. What is on the other side may be much worse
>>41569504
You understanding that they are mistakes is improvement even if small
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just wanna get made fun of by a boy and told that i'm stupid and nothing and i want him to maybe punch me or hurt me and then i die :D
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>>41569491
Make it quick I've got a date with a real girl later and I can't waste too much time on you
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>>41569526
fuck my life if i was your stupid tranny roommate i'd make sure your balls were drained whenever you wanted, all the dishes were clean, your bed was made, your laundry washed, your dinner was cooked, i'd do literally anything you needed just for the chance to get to touch and taste you
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Every chaser here is a larping tranny. All of them, no exceptions except Steve and Dude.
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>>41569534
After all of that you might even get a cuddle one night
Just keep it up until it happens
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>>41569551
noooo hahaha i don't deserve that, i would feel so guilty getting to be wrapped up in your arms, that's for real girls lol.
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>>41569548
Nice try, steve
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I will never drive a car without a new driver bumper magnet on it
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>>41569548
Im 100% a larp
No one knows what i really look like
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>>41569586
You will never afford a car lol
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>>41569586
my brother says the drive to l.a. is 2.5 days if you dont stop.
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does anyone know where i can find a semi transphobic guy who will let me give him head to live with?
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>>41569602
from where
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All of you are retarded low value cattle
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>>41569534
Nta but I like the sound of that arrangement. I'd want to wake up to your head bobbing up and down between my legs. I'd press it down as I came then tell you to fuck off so I could get on with my day.
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>>41569609
trans are cows even if they still have penis.
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Is there any hope for a monogamous mid 30s tranner in the PNW? I am so tired of dating apps, and I live with 3 transbians to give y'all an idea. I love them, but only platonically.
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>>41569613
i like the idea of getting up early and getting into your bed to make sure you wake up to pleasure :) something about it feels so good. knowing i'm doing something to make you happy despite me being a stupid faggot tranny
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>>41569622
Is this something about milking?
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Driving through LA is hell
We need covid 2
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>>41569628
Try out /mtfg/. It’s down the hall to your left. This is /retardgen/
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>>41569634
milking is 1 method to bring a tranner to their purpose.
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>>41569628
Are they poly?
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>>41569640
cis guys don't post in mtfg.
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>>41569628
This thread is for straight trannies
Go to mtfg or lesgen
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>>41569628
Being a straight tranner in the PNW is probably high value af. Unfortunately I am very south of you
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>>41569645
They all are yeah. One of em also does Only fans. I once walked in on them in the kitchen butt naked grabbing water and getting ready to stream.

>>41569648
I am a straight tranner, I think you may have misread my post.
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>>41569648
This has been a transbian tripfag drama thread for 2 years now
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>>41569633
I'd take the same treatment before sleep. Hopefully youre half decent at it so I have even half a reason to keep your stupid ass around.
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Where can you even find good amateur tranny porn anymore? All professional stuff is gross and most amateur stuff is low quality
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>>41569666
Are they hot?
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>>41569686
I just use erome, but even that sucks, ironically gooner sissy rot has ruined tranny smut.
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>>41569686
We could make one ourselves...
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i wonder if bronya is watching. i miss her
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>>41569686
I should make a tasteful trans porn studio
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>>41569688
I don't feel any attraction towards any of them. But my roommate Lilly is pretty traditionally attractive.
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>>41569749
Can you link her onlyfans?
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>>41569753
She's not the one with a OF
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Hello cg, anything exciting happen today? I haven't been around
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>>41569701
I'll start writing the script, you want to be a plumber or pizza delivery girl?
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>>41569790
Bronya drinking piss. You came at crap hours though
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>>41569804
I saw the piss drinking discussion, I did not watch the video cos that ain't for me. Prime hours for me though, I just finished work
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>>41569701
Amateur porn gf where we make like $300 a month in beer money from bad cellphone POV sex videos would fix me
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>blasting tg's with the hypno-ray, and looking at their undies
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>>41569818
This has basically been my idea for starting an onlyfans to give myself a little extra cash flow
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its over
goodnight.
thanks for keeping me safe for another day!
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>>41569818
Real, same
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>>41569868
Goodnight I love you
Sleep well
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>>41568877
>>41568873
>>41568418
>>41568364
they're so foul man
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>>41569686
i like some amateur solo tranny, and t4t content. the tranner hootie hoo on pornhub comes to mind
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t4t (twink 4 tranny) is based
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Im going to starve myself and go back to twink mode
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how do i not kill myself when i think about how worthless i am
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>>41569939
If you live you can turn it around
If you die you will die worthless
Dont die
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>>41569948
but like. i am going to be worthless forever; it’s like an immutable thing that can’t leave me no matter what i do
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>>41569952
>>41569939
>”waaahhh waaaahh im a crossdressing moid! im so worthless wahhhh”
we know. just kill yourself and be done with it already. heard enough of this childish shit already
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>>41569968
thanks. this was the inspiration i needed; sorry it wasn’t about being a tranny tho, just been thinking about how i’m unmarriable because of the assult, you’re still right though.
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>>41569952
A. You dont know that for sure
B. Even if that's true, giving up is worse
Don't be a coward just live
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>>41569952
It's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer.
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goodmorning i am still sick if you even care
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>>41569989
no one cares little man
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trannies, i had a bad dream before work and woke up 5 hours too early
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>>41569989
Get well soon
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cg dead
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>>41569989
hope you feel better
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>>41570002
I didn't want to see that discordia
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I forgot how it is
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>>41569997
i care!
>>41569999
thanks anon
>>41570003
its a bit better compared to yesterday. maybe its finally passing
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Its a bit weird when my friends are laughing at how weird gay porn is and i have to pretend i didnt just jerk it to a tranner getting fucked in the ass
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>>41570015
That's not gay porn though anon
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>>41570002
not the peepee….
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>>41570005
its just apple juice anon
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>>41570015
Your friends watch gay porn?
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bronya pls watch this
https://youtu.be/ftYbizYC4is?t=22
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i think bronya is sleeping. I miss her
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I miss her
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>>41570032
No. It was joking along the lines of "have any of you tried watching gay porn. You know to test it. what if youre actually gay and you just never knew" and you have to laugh because the joke is how absurd it would be to watch gay shit
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>>41570057
maybe hes gay and he wanted to know if some of you are too
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>>41570057
heh
>>41570066
nah. you a gay ass nigga so you never been with the homies before. this just goofy nigga talk
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>>41570054
holy fuck 15 year old me had kino taste
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Always watch gay porn with the homies
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>>41570073
yea you are right im not sure how it works with the homies. sorry
>>41570078
is it funnier that way?
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>>41570066
I dont think you get straight guys. Its a bit you're meant to laugh at. No one wants you to take it seriously and be like uh actually trannies are pretty hot and id fuck one even if they have a cock.
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>>41570094
I do this and tell them I'm not lying.
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my bf selects which friends he’ll tell he’s dating a tranny
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>>41570094
What you do is out gay chicken them, start making up gay porn scenes
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>>41570094
woah you straight men sure are complicated. always joking about being gay!
i see tho it must be quite awkward. maybe tell them trannies are cool i believe we are very cool
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>>41570111
To my chuddy friends you'll be a cis girl so you better get really fucking good at putting makeup on babe
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>>41570077
Knew a girl with the same taste at the same age so I'm assuming you're also cool
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>>41570116
>>41570109
>>41570121
its pretty obvious yall were the weird ass niggas at school that no one talked to
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>>41570129
You're white, stop it.
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>>41570091
I don’t like being along. That includes jorking it
It’s better with friends
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>>41570129
they talked to me but they were mean. so ig kind of lmao
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>>41570129
Why the fuck would I care about school? But nah I did fine in high school but i peaked in college, way easier to make friends when everyones drunk as fuck 24/7.
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>>41570133
thats fair thats fair i dont like being alone either. i hope you have tons of fun jorking it with your friends mr dude
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wat, all my friends know i like trannies + cis girls, most of them do as well they're just afraid to tell anyone other than me lel
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could a man be attracted to me
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>>41570129
I was a popular kid and partied every weekend, maybe you don't know how to be funny
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>>41570148
Sadly that say it’s “weird” and “put you pants back on”
sucks
>>41570155
Yes
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https://voca.ro/1fCA3ZJXsxYG
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>>41570125
i think im alright at it
>>41570128
thank you sweetheart :)
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>>41570163
when will it happen
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>>41570155
lately ive been feeling this too i dont know. girls really like me but i feel like men dont even see me as an option. i dont know how to understand this like do i just look like a man
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>>41570163
im sorry i hope they'll understand. maybe give them some time and theyll change
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>>41570155
Yes but you have to let me watch big dick transbians fuck you while i sit in the cuck chair
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>>41570180
ew
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>>41570164
i was on my toilet shitting personally
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>>41570173
I hope so
>>41570171
I’m sorry i don’t have an answer
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>>41570183
im sorry i dont want to do any of that really i was just nervous and thought that saying stuff like that might be more appealing
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>>41570180
How am I supposed to prep the transbian bvll if they’re wearing a strap? Where is the girl cum to clean out of stus asshole if they’re wearing a strap? Did you even think your post through?
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>>41570193
>doesn't swallow
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may i cum today?
first answer decides
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>>41570199
sure
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>>41570199
YES!!!
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>>41570198
lmfao
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>>41570164
>Lesbian night
Unembed
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>>41570054
kino
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>>41570196
im sorry im so fucking sorry i wish i never said anything ill delete my post i just wanted to help im sorry
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>>41570200
>>41570202
bless both your souls
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>>41570219
bf like this when
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>>41570205
literally the NEXT SENTENCE is "im not a lesbian"
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my cat is chasing a fly but shes bad at it
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>>41570227
Relatable in many ways
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>>41570227
you have to do it rly well to teach her
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>>41570228
it is indeed.
>>41570232
i think its just natural shes bad at it cause i suck too. im a bad hunting teacher for cats
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i think im running out of cope
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>>41570235
this is not good. we need to get a skilled cat in to teach you both
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>>41570243
have you tried convincing yourself you're moving to the other side of the world
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>>41570243
i can share some of mine if you want i have a lot of cope bottles around here
>>41570244
yea it would be ideal, we cant really keep living like this. its hard to get to the end of the month without being able to hunt. skilled cat save us please
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>>41570252
i never thought about it that way
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>>41570263
its working pretty great for me
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>>41570262
MEOW
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tranny gf who calls me mommy's little faggot as i get on my knees to suck her gock
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>>41570273
you're no little faggot of mine. ha toof
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>>41570273
It’s all so tiresome.
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>>41570268
mrrrow mrrp (i hope your day is going well)
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>>41570281
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>>41570291
it really feels like this gen is stagnating its just the same weird "troll"(?) posts all day every day. they arent changing it up. but its still nice to hang out i should just filter some of the phrases. but what if someone wants to tell me about the 18-20 perfectly ripe apples they picked today
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>>41570307
ur not wrong but it’s still the most active gen on this board so the people here must be doing something right
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>>41570307
yeah fr I haven't even been here that long and i'm already so over them. No apples here but there are a lot of lemons on my lemon tree
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>>41570316
i like lemons i have a lemon tree too but its pretty small still
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>>41570273
This is "too far" to the trannies here that drink piss, have rape fantasies. fuck dogs, and engage in crackden chemsex
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What’s up?
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hello everyone
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maiq and spider at the same time. great
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>>41570321
hell yeah is it growing lemons yet? The one in my yard is like 25 years old I think so its pretty big
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Woman of trans or cis persuasion who I have a loving and fulfilling relationship with, and a healthy sex life to boot
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>>41570315
i guess its a sign of the opposite of stagnation right? like the gen is thriving so there's lots of. creeps that get pulled in too
sucks that /lgbt/ is the chaser board but im grateful for the good ones that stay in their gen. i just get tired when i look at the catalogue and its like "WHY WONT TRANNIES TOP ME" "/plastic impossible femboy porn gen/" "you know incels have it worse than trannies" "ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK" "you're all secretly transbians!!" you know what i mean
>>41570316
im so jealous you have a lemon tree i love lemons. ive been so grateful for citrus lately. just something ive been feeling
>>41570322
nobody is saying it is "too far". they are saying it is obvious ragebait. id be totally happy to do that with someone! but that shit exists in a context i keep trying to explain all the reasons why trannies don't want to top and chasers just dont want to hear it. sucks
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I have a grapefruit tree in my backyard but I don't even like those playas no cap
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>>41570339
I like how you call something obvious ragebait while complaining about the obvious ragebait threads
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>>41570339
you can come take some anon, theres plenty
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>>41570334
not yet but i cant wait! i mean i probably will have to wait lol. but its cute im gonna take good care of it.
25 years is such a long time its cool to think my tree will be around for so long
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>>41570332
Who is spider? I don’t know that person
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>>41570332
Hi. I can make things worse
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>>41570350
thats what im saying like. its all just ragebait. i don't know where the energy comes from. its just lame
>>41570352
thank you... do u ever just eat a lemon i love to eat a lemon. or with salt. good fruits
>>41570349
how can u not fw grapefruit they're so delicious... are they too bitter for u? u can make cakes with them to tone down the bitterness!
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i hate knowing i will never be touched like that
the way i so desperately want to be
i will never feel beautiful, like im actually the object of someone's desire. i will never lie in another's embrace as their hands run over my body, made insatiable by their lust for me
i will never endure pain for the sake of someone i love playing my body like an instrument to coax noises out of me that they consider a sweet music
i will never feel my stomach turn and roll with excitement as their grip tightens on my arms or my waist or my neck
i will never be able to be truly vulnerable
with anyone
im just a dildo for unenthusiastic use and that's all i can aspire to be
and that hurts
it hurts so goddamn much

uhh chaser btw or whatever
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>>41570339
>"WHY WONT TRANNIES TOP ME" "/plastic impossible femboy porn gen/" "you know incels have it worse than trannies" "ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK" "you're all secretly transbians!!"
This is all other trannies, this place is commonly called /tttt/ not /cccc/
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i want a cherry tree. i will have a cherry tree.
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>>41570380
i hope you feel better sweetheart :(
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>>41570380
Y not
I think everyone deserves this if they are capable of wanting it
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>>41570339
i get what you mean. you should try discord and twitter if youre tired of it all. a lot of people moved on from this website to other platforms. me personally… I hate rules and this platform has the least rules so im staying despite everything
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>>41570380
how do you actually know that? don't like seeing people give up :(
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>>41570389
i wont
this is what i chose for myself
and it's honestly still more than i deserve
id kms were i allowed
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>>41570374
been quite a while since I've just had at a raw lemon, should try it again. Remember it being pretty fucking intensely sour lol
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I’ve had to wait a week to get my new vial of estradiol, shit makes me want to die.
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we should see who can eat the most raw lemons. for fun
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>>41570380
man reading this shit actually makes me so sad fr. i just want everybody to be happy man
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>>41570399
yea im the same i cant deal with the culture of other places... ill have to adapt eventually i guess but just a little longer... just a couple more threads.... i really like it here :c
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>>41570410
they're sour for sure but that's the appeal! idk i like them
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>>41570419
Nah, I’d win
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>>41570428
ill lose for sure dont worry
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>>41570398
because i DONT deserve it
a lifetime of cowardice has left me broken
unable or unwilling to grow or change into someone worth loving
i dont have all the pieces of me anymore, and even the ones i do have are jagged and worn and dont fit together cleanly
>>41570403
>how do you actually know that?
because I know my place. the one i have decided for myself
i will be used to pass the time until the one im with finds their person
and then i will spend my life rotting until my body catches up with my soul and dies in turn
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>>41570380
>>41570408
show dat gocky wocky
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>>41570422
not everyone is capable of happiness
im not built for it
i am an acid that eats at happiness and so i need to be stored far from it
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>>41570438
fuck off you cunt, kys

>>41570434
I really dont think theres a way to know that there isn't someone out there who is your person. If you've already come to a conclusion on that, aren't you kinda deciding it for yourself and missing opportunities?
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>>41570434
gock?
ova heeeere
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>>41570453
there are people out there who could be my person
but im just not theirs
because im not a person at all. there's nothing to be loved within me, i am just fragments of a personality that sometimes cast reflections to which a viewer might ascribe meaning but it's all random
there is no will, no light of its own. it's just shadows and glares as something real happens in the distance
im a project and one that can't really even be completed and i'll be damned if i subject anyone to that
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Half the troll posts probably come from me. I despise all of you more than anything. When I come here to this board, I don’t see human beings with real feelings and thoughts. Just perverted animals with no souls.
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>>41570449
i dont want you to believe that. life is something worth cherishing and you can be happy too. i know it can feel way out of reach but do keep making the conscious effort to at least try. if you convince yourself you will never find happiness thats exactly whats going to happen. i believe its always worth trying
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>>41570476
hey bro I think you should be walked down a long hallway into a room with a single metal chair in it, a drain in the floor, and one man waiting with a makarov
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>>41570476
uh huh and you spend all your time here because you are better than us. the monkey at the circus thinks you are the ones behind the bars
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>>41570339
When I post bait it's actually a thing I'm proud of. It's not lame or humiliating. It's kind of like taking a video of yourself drinking piss and posting the video online.
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>>41570380
thats a bit gay homie
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>>41570438
>>41570461
for a moid? you must be joking

anyway im glad my writing pulled so many heartstrings it means i do words good!
haha thin was all just creative writing and signifies nothing!!!
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>>41570485
do you feel like its feminist liberation to you does it make you feel empowered
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>>41570380
Real and i dont have the will left to even expand on why
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>>41570481
nta but that's the gayest shit i've ever read
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i think ill make pancakes i definitely want pancakes
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>>41570438
nevermind that was justified
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>>41570496
Now I want some too, damn it
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>>41570490
i figured it was you. i love you. be gentler to yourself
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>>41570490
>transbian time wasting
boooooooooooring
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>>41570503
ill make one for you and then ill eat it mwahahah
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>>41570496
i can actually flip a pancake 12 times in the air and catch it in the pan. available for LDR if any chasers are interested
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>>41570172
women dont like me either :(
>>41570175
not fair, you know i want to do that
>>41570196
what are you replying to what did they say...
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>>41570512
woah wtf stealing the pancake spotlight from me like that...
please teach me to do that great pancake master. i am willing to pay... i definitely have a lot to learn still
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>>41570380
>>41570422
>>41570403
>>41570389
Jesus Christ...
>>41570476
I get it honestly, these "people" are not human.
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Chasers who should be put in prison: >>41569771
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>>41570515
women like you but only the mean ones
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>>41570527
those are the best ones...
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>>41570524
i’m pretty sure im human
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>>41570479
it's all merely a joke!
>>41570504
haha no need to worry, friend, i am doing very well!!
>>41570508
lmao get fukked
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would you let a chaser wax your legs and butthole?
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>>41570521
i will teach you free of charge. it is my honour to share my wisdom with you. i am also skilled at hunting flies if thats useful to you at all
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>>41570525
you trannies just LOVE to hate the guys who love you for what you are and not for what you want to be perceived as
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>>41570531
joke or not i still believe in you. you can do it c:
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>>41570532
couldnt you just shave it instead.. or better yet, pay for electrolysis?
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>>41570532
depends. does he seem like he would do a good job or am i not going to be able to sit down for a month
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>>41570534
Do you have one of those fly electric zapper things? Me and my cousin made one into pretty much a taser when we were kids and used to shock ourselves with it for some reason
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>>41570509
I'm heartbroken
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>>41570536
I'm a cis man who hates pedophiles posing as chasers. You don't even know what you are.
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>>41570543
dudes rock
no i catch them in my mouth. im very agile
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>>41570532
Can you wax mine as well? I'm a big hairy man though
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>>41570534
thats wonderful i will be forever grateful. i will make good use of your knowledge
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>>41570524
This is the weakest trolling I've seen on this board in years and that's saying something
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nah
i actually cant
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>>41570551
nta but i would LOVE to wax your legs and butthole. but wouldnt u miss the hair??
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>>41570547
sorry anon it was a joke i will actually make two pancakes just for you
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>>41570542
i'll be following a youtube tutorial
>>41570551
yeah i got u bro
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if you dont want srs you're a femboy
if you haven't had srs you are materially a femboy
deal with it
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>>41570563
Well now I'm in love so I'm starting to think I just have problems with emotional regulation
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>>41570567
hell yeah i get to be a femboy
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>>41570531
i wish i could comfort you in some way right now. i hope u can get a warm hug with nothing else following it soon
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>>41570556
Why would I need to? You freaks ruin this place as is.
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>>41570172
lately ive been feeling this too i dont know. cis women really like me but i feel like trans women dont even see me as an option. i dont know how to understand this like do i not give enough compliments or something
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>>41570567
IMPORTANT CAVEAT
if you have a fagccent you are neither a girl nor femboy you are a faggot man
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>>41570571
you and me arent so different then see
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>>41570567
already got my thigh highs on and everything. they match my cage >w<
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>>41570551
Don't wax your butt if you fart its really loud.
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>>41570561
i think I'd just like to feel a bit more aerodynamic for a bit, you know?
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>>41570584
could be an advantage in certain situations
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>>41570584
this is the whole point
>>41570586
i get what you mean. been there. i have a large quantity of vesaline® that fell off the back of a truck if you're at all interested as well
>>41570564
well whats the ethnicity and gender of the person doing the youtube tutorial
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>>41570575
maybe someday
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>>41570584
i meant it makes you fart loud im tired
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I want a cis female femboy gf and a tranny is basically that
This is why i chase
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>>41570580
Maybe it was meant to be then, pancaker and pancakée
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>>41570602
nigga what are you on about this time
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>>41570578
chaser or tranner? im curious about this experience. its a strange feeling right. attractiveness is just so different between different groups of people. some things you can adapt some you can't. maybe im just supposed to be a lesbian but my attraction leans pretty heavy towards men. and i dont feel like the answer i would give you is to just date cis women either right. not sure
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>>41570540
>>41570597
imagine getting in your feels over some sex pest transbian lole
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>>41570596
it's some 40-50 yo south american woman
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>>41570597
there's always one for you here, at least. im sure there are many others in your future even if its hard to see that right now
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>>41570603
it must be fate. there isnt any other explanation
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>>41570576
My man if you're seriously upset about depressed 4chan trannies then I'm afraid you're the biggest loser here
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I hate femboys
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>>41570614
south american is marginal are we talking like argentinian or are we talking like brazilian
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>>41570620
im a bigger loser im seriously upset about depressed 4chan chasers :( i dont know how to help them
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>>41570617
Seriously though I'm going to bake some pancakes for lunch, you're a big inspiration
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>>41570622
im sorry babe i cant tell the difference
hope this doesnt ruin my chances
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>>41570626
You're mixing up empathy with seething
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>>41570630
are you seriously telling me you cant tell the difference between an argentinian woman and a brazilian woman. thats INSANE. we need to address this before any waxing can take place
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My death will come soon
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>>41570629
thats good i like being an inspiration. i hope you enjoy your pancakes anon. ill do the same.
theyre the best and make any day a good day
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>>41570626
bronya have you been drinking more water lately? I was unfortunately exposed against my will recently to the colour of your piss and it was concerningly dark
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>>41570637
post an image and i'll guess either argentinian or brazilian
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>>41570635
they're not so different
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>>41570640
US style pancakes or crêpes btw? Here we really only do crêpes
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>>41570607
Well femboys aren't real cis men won't ever look like that
Most of the 'femboys' you see are just trannies saying they are femboys for idk some reason
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>>41570644
lets do a beautiful trans icon
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>>41570657
ok i guess argentina
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>>41570649
both are fine. i think crepes are bit nicer tho. pancakes can feel a bit heavy ig. i like pancakes for breakfast sometimes and maybe crepes as a little treat during the day
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>>41570654
or these days cis women!
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>>41570658
you're absolutely right that's the argentine author Camila Sosa Villada
how about this diva?
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>>41570664
she gives me more Brazilian vibes desu
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>>41570659
I appreciate your input
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>>41570616
you wouldn't say that if you knew me better
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>>41570642
against your will?? was this like a clockwork orange situation? thats terrible im furious my work was used for something so cruel. yes i have instituted an intensive hydration regime. im drinking 5L of water a day with cucumber and liquid IV. im wetter than ever
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>>41570660
Link to some of these?
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>>41570664
oooo this one is tough
im going argentina again
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>>41570668
then you don't know me well enough
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remembering to drink water is much harder than it should be
>>41570667
youre welcome!!
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>>41570670
discordia posted a screenshot showing the colour of the liquid in the cup. okay good good, keep up your good work
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>>41570675
i love drinking water I probably have like 5L minimum a day, which tbf is probably not very good for me
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my roomate is fake gay
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>>41570675
thoughts on sparkling water?
this is very important
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>>41570674
i try telling people im a bad person but they never believe me until it's too late
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>>41570608
im a chaser. there are many times where i want to give up chasing but i just cant give up. i really want to give up
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>>41570683
i really like cold water its nice. im trying to be good and drink more tho.
5L is a lot have you already unlocked water powers?
>>41570689
i only drink sparkling water it is the ONLY based kind of water
>>41570684
i am real gay
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>>41570684
How do you know. Did you see him sucking dick and not liking it
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>>41570672
that's Gabriela Sabatini, argentine tennis player!
we'll do one more for good luck
>>41570671
to... cis women? you could try Sears
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>>41570681
oh i see i can only apologise QQ
yes i am working hard i promise! dont worry! im aiming for crystal clear by the end of the week
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You're only real gay if you bottom
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>>41570692
i believe you. i don't mind
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>>41570697
god need to watch this so bad. wish there was a porn category of this
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>>41570620
I ultimately don't care that much, you're the one putting a lot of thought into this. I already told you, I don't put any effort into "trolling", you people fight amongst yourselves and shit the place up for free.
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>>41570712
there is
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>>41570715
link???
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>>41570700
omg this one is impossible!!!
my heart says argentina, but surely you gotta include at least one brazilian woman in this
my final answer is argentina
but if you're trying to trick me, i'll say neither brazilian or argentinian
>>41570694
based sparkling water enjoyer, i knew you had it in you
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>>41570700
thats a jewish person
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>>41570693
is being more attractive to cis women why you want to give up? or is it something else?
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>Hey Anon could you do this for me?
>Right let me look into it could you please log a ticket?
>typing....
>...
>status: Away
>Okay I just did it anyway did that notification come through?
>status: Online
>typing...
>....
>status: Away
I fucking hate women.
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>>41570721
so probably vuvuzela
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>>41570707
only someone whos real gay could know this
>>41570718
im always based its a matter of fact
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>>41570725
you are always 2.50 + case away from 40 grand
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>>41570708
that
doesn't make sense
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>>41570718
im impressed! that's Venezuelan CIA plant Joanna Hausman! three for three is pretty incredible
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>>41570735
that's okay, it doesn't have to
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I want a tranny friend so this happens to me
>>41570729
>>41570729
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>>41570717
Just look up brokestraightboys
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>>41570761
oh yea ur right i love gay4pay
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>>41570693
>there are many times where i want to give up chasing but i just cant give up
I agree completely
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there is nothing like calling ur bf dad
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>>41570772
i want this so bad but i will never have it so i will simply want other things
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>>41570722
yeah and also basic logic. chasing after 1% of the population and not being attractive to them seems like a losing game
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>>41570778
>chasing after 1% of the population
>and not being attractive to them
For me, it’s just the first part
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>>41570783
if ur attractive to them, what’s the problem here?
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>>41570785
there are tons of cis women and almost no trans women, it’s such a tiny dating pool esp if you’re looking for someone born before 1995
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>>41570783
ok well cmon now thats not very helpful to anyone
>>41570778
yeah i get that. i cant even imagine what it's like being interested in such a niche population. i think it is possible to become attractive to them though. why do you think they dont find u attractive?
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>>41570741
cool! that was a fun game, good picks
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>>41570790
no especially not to me, which is why I agreed with anon to begin with
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>>41570789
damn you old
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>>41570797
we aren't all gen alpha sweaty
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i hate work i hate job i hate work i hate job i hate work i hate job
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>>41570796
ohhh i see i get what you mean. yeah a tranny is a rare treasure. but they're worth the chase! don't lose heart!
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>>41570772
it makes me feel safe after having bad thoughts to lay on him and tell him how much i love him
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>>41570794
thank you for indulging me im glad u had fun
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>>41570805
are you bronya?
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>>41570814
depends who's asking. are you maiq?
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>>41570816
depends who’s maiq
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>>41570801
im not alpha im sigma 2006
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I need to cheat on a cisgirl with a tranny
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>>41570818
i don't have the first clue! i've never posted on /mtfg/ except once about cabbage. but i want to know more about you you popped up with no explanation but you clearly have a board history. what's your deal?
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>>41570802
can we trade jobs
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>>41570790
>why do you think they dont find u attractive?
i think the way i text, talk, and look is not “feminine affirming”. i kinda look like a twink. the way I text and talk is really “neutral” like I don’t really treat women in like a super special way. yeah, I treat women differently but like I don’t give them over the top treatment which I think trans women want because it feels affirming to them. idk, maybe im wrong. I just know it’s a me problem tho
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>>41570823
you'd kill yourself in 2 seconds
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>>41570822
I couldn’t possibly speak about such a legend being someone who just put on a name with no trip for fun
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>>41567795
i got way too invested into this for whatever reason
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>>41570818
Okay now I'm certain you're him
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your life ever so shit you could just vomit?
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>>41570831
>I just know it’s a me problem tho
How do you figure?
Like, you’re the common denominator type reasoning?
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>>41570835
where did you post as anon before? were you particularly known for anything? why did you put on a name?
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>>41570831
i dunno to me that seems like you're a little in your head. both cis women and trans women are just people and just want to be treated well. idk i cant really speak to it im very used to accepting neutral and it would mean a lot to be treated somewhat specially but im at peace thats like. not something for me
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>>41570840
I just put on a name because the girls here were complaining about the lack of chasers with names
before that I posted anon here and was not known for anything
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>>41570843
just this general? you didn't spend much time in any others?
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I can't sleep
I can't stop thinking
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>>41570847
I have seen enough of mtfg to know it’s too slow and too hostile, which to be fair doesn’t take much checking in
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>>41570850
this is way too real, anon
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>>41570842
>it would mean a lot to be treated somewhat specially
bronya, i think ur kinda proving my point with that. also, i never mentioned anything about not treating them well. i never said i treated women like crap. i just said i dont give “over the top” treatment
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>>41570863
I do think there is some truth to that, I can tell sometimes women (whether cis or trans) may get frustrated with me for that; I think they interpret it as not being interested
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im thinking about posting in passgen this week
most schizo tourists seem gone
rach is barely here these days
discordia's still around but she's searching the archives for pictures of me anyway (which is very creepy btw you can have a sarah folder if u want but keep it to yourself)
and im starting to feel pretty good about my looks most days
so it seems like maybe the right time to passgen one last time

anyone have any thoughts on that?
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>>41570865
i know there’s a truth to that and that’s why i brought it up. but, I never really had a problem with cis women with the way I approach things
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>>41570863
totally, i'm agreeing with you! i just mean like. neutral bare minimum stuff is like. what i've become used to. someone who was doing more than that would stand out. it's just nice to feel like someone is putting in work to try and get my attention cause im putting in a lot of work too
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when im nervous i pick my nose and eat my boogers
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>>41570872
trans women are much rarer than cis women, so they have much higher standards. just the way it goes. you gotta put in a lot more work for a morel than a button cap even if they both go in the same recipe
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>>41570867
>rach is barely here these days
Rach was just here today and the day before. Just not when you visit
>passgen
the recent passgen was shit. there was an AI shitposter there, an annoying Asian twink, and not a lot of people posted
>discordia
never leaves. That’s just how it is
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>>41570872
Then we may be talking about different things
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>>41570851
interesting. when did you join the board?
>>41570867
could be fun! you might get a reply from chu and i's new favourite board user hairflapanon who has recently pivoted to hairhatanon. repper excellence. but if your confidence in your looks is still fragile passgen might trample that sapling before it can really take root. i'll post too to keep you company we can do it together and if anyone is mean to you i'll shit up the thread until bump limit defending your honour
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>>41570867
>most schizo tourists seem gone
does it feel good to be back in chasergen where schizo residents remain
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im glad i dont really care about foldering or reposting cause cordy-tan's really doing a number on this gen, huh. i guess there's nothing we can do but it's depressing. if she AI upscaled porn of me she'll be generating it of you soon
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>>41570882
>Just not when you visit
hm
a bit concerning
>the recent passgen was shit
isn't it usually?
but anyway
idc about the other posters as long as i can get good responses for my own picture
perhaps i will look at this week's thread a bit before deciding
>never leaves. That’s just how it is
oh i know. unfortunately.
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what is the definition of a “good pass gen”?
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>>41570836
holy fuck this was like half an hour long i watched through the entire thing
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>>41570876
>>41570881
ill try things differently next time. i just hope it doesn’t seem corny. thanks
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>>41570902
better to be too much than too little, i always think. we just keep adjusting little by little until we get it right, right?
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>>41570898
me in it
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>>41570893
>if she AI upscaled porn of me she'll be generating it of you soon
did she do that??
>>41570886
sounds good, sis o7
>>41570887
our brand of schizo is different and... well, not better, but i mind it less. more used to it, maybe
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Romancing a tranny just to get her into bed and pulling a dutch oven on her.
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>>41570911
yeah. its all so tiresome. shamelessly foldered the video and admitted to foldering all my pics and audios. idk. be careful
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>>41570898
lots of posts and not too many shitters
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>>41570916
>shitters
Like trolling or what?
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putting george droid in all of my photos so the carhon cant folder me
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>>41570898
thread gets deleted instantly
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4 egg omelet and dr. Pepper at 3:27am
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>>41567795
What the fuck man
This is so morally bankrupt
>>41570836
>>41570900
I did the same bro it was like a trainwreck unfolding before my eyes and it just kept going
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>>41570929
but isnt it a little romantic
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i have 2 hotdogs, spaghetti and cucumber salad for my lunch a little later
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>>41570931
Shut the fuck up transbian
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>>41570879
Why is no one talking about this?
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>>41570935
i like the idea of someone watching that and being mad not because of the whole holocaust thing but just because there were lesbians
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>>41570939
Only a transbian would post that and call it romantic i think you missed the point of the post
Transbians fetishize disgusting abuse and call it toxic yuri
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>>41570879
trip on discordia
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>>41570947
turning your face away from desire and pretending it is something simple and clean leads only to the exact abuses you are so disgusted by. it's the same principle where getting rid of sex ed in schools leads to more sexual abuses of children, not less. you have to confront these things
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>>41568420
>>Clown
anon you couldn't :x
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>>41570961
hello zister how are u doing
>>41570947
abuse IS sexy tho just not the tranbi*n one
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>>41570959
You are a worthless retard that missed the point of schindlers list completely
Amon goth is weak and pathetic not romantic in the slightest
Please dont psuede post ever again go back to your transbian discords and dont subject real humans to your stupidity
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>>41570967
anon there is a video of me masturbating to the wikipedia page for the Schindlerjuden on this website you are talking to the wrong girl
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>>41570973
xd
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>>41570967
>schindlers list
thank you very very much mossad agent, i will not be watching your propaganda movies tho
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>>41570929
>>41570931
i felt it was an insight into someone elses head but i also thought it was a little romantic in a weird way
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>Qott
Butch Vanderhuge
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why would I search anything for your ugly mug. These are naturally occurring instances of your face
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>>41570947
i mean
are we gonna pretend straight tranners don't fetishize abuse?
or cis women, for that matter?
it's pretty damn common
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>>41571019
пpивeт зaйкa
>>41571022
нeт мы нopмaльныe эм...
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cat update
she still didnt kill the fly
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>>41571022
women are trained from a young age to desire abuse because that is what a traditional heterosexual marriage is
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>>41570998
>romantic
No, and that would be totally clear if the characters were ugly men
But I suppose it clarifies that erotic desire can be stronger than moral outrage
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>>41571024
ive flirted with enough straight trannies to know that's a lie
also, speak human
>>41571041
dark
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>>41571049
well so what straight abuse is holy and divine and transbian abuse is demonic and jewish so shush
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>>41571045
youre probably not gonna get alot of moral outrage from me for much of anything tho
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>>41571049
it's just economics
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Why do you transbians even come here
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>>41571040
my cat eats spiders... D:
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>>41571055
certainly not when it comes to cute girls trailing saliva from wanton kisses
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>>41571061
it turns me on when (You) get mad
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>>41571062
i need a cat
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>>41571061
To work through their meta revulsion
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>>41571063
boom
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>>41571066
are u also afraid of the spiders..
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>>41571061
resurrecting an old classic
>>41571054
thank you for speaking human, heretic
>>41571056
somehow that's even darker
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>>41571062
mine would like to but shes bad at it
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>>41571073
I’m not claiming any moral high ground here haha
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>>41571065
Do you have no comradery with your fellow trannies? Turning men away from here by being an annoying faggot just makes it so the straight trannies have no chasers to talk to
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>>41571074
yes, afraid of them to death, literally can faint over it and did multiple times before
also ALL bugs are fucking yucky and im scared of them too but not as much as spiders or crabs or scorpions... except ladybugs they are so nice :D
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>>41571041
everyone is trained to desire abuse from a young age because that is what life is
>>41571074
it is unlucky to kill spiders
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>>41571080
i would consider it an act of great kindness to protect a tranny from a worm who can't even exist in the presence of a girl who's attracted to girls without sperging out
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>>41571081
ladybugs are cute i also dont mind butterflies and moths. everything else im gonna die if its near me
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whos wanton?
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>>41571081
yeah bugs are scary i like bumblebees doe they seem very fluffy i wanna pet one
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>>41571082
there's a little more nuance to it
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>>41571084
Sure whatever keep being annoying and unlikable and believing that the only reason people don't like you is that you like girldick
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who indeed
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>>41571096
they burn you cuz they have fire inside of themw hich is why theyre colored like that
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>>41571082
i use the vacuum cleaner for spiders, im too afraid to even come near them physically
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>>41571089
>everything else im gonna die if its near me
Heyyyy
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>>41571097
sure, there are all kinds of abuses and not everyone has to bear them all thank God
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>>41571098
Ok
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>>41571089
no they're both fucking disgusting, they look cute until u start looking closer and they turn into disgusting creatures, butterflies ESPECIALLY its just a disgusting hairy worm with a disgusting face and ugly legs
lady bugs on the other half no matter how much u look it still looks... decent
>>41571096
no i dont mind flys, mosquitos bees and bumblebees yes they're ok
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>>41571089
moths are lowkey scary as well idk
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All this fear of bugs is very fembrained I guess
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>>41571105
totally right. and i dont want to seem dismissive men are definitely conditioned into suffering as well. that whole dynamic is toxic and i want nothing to do with it. i want to build a home that is safe and warm with a chaser
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>>41571118
yes, home at least should be a place of rest
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>>41571114
yeah agree, they move so fast too and they're kinda dumb so they constantly fly into you and i get really scared
and again if u look closely and see all that like alien features on their bodies and faces and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>41571116
personally i would never advertise my weaknesses on a public forum. i am entirely able to defeat insects unaided. as long as i have. enough time. and maybe a shot of tequila.
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>>41571102
i am now dead i suppose
>>41571111
i mean yea butterflies are weird up close but at least they have pretty wings. moths are fluffy and i like fluffy things. also bees bees are good
>>41571114
i guess i just cant get over how fluffy they look
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>>41571125
very cute and brave
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Bugs are friends. I had a spider I let build a home on my desk and she was cool. Very fond of most bugs. I would like a pet snail I think.

Moths scare me when they flutter around but thats not for any good reason and I don't dislike them, they're cute I just can't handle when they're so big that they make a lot of noise bumping into stuff and flapping about.

>>41571116
Good morning :)
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>>41571131
i just dont want to hurt them at all or decrease their quality of life they are a manifestation of the same thing i am but. they are also. scary
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>>41571125
u need a shot of serbia u albanian puta
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I really like beetles especially so long as they're not hurting my plants. Beetles always seem busy and as though they have important stuff to be getting on with, I always seem them marching somewhere with an air of purpose and I think thats amusing.

Ants are really cool too.
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>>41571137
snails look so silly i like them
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>>41571139
i like albania :D
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>>41571138
no fuck them all i stomp them all i hate them they're violating my space and I AM the one made in gods image and not THOSE FUCKS
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>>41571148
I agree. Apparently they have quite varied personalities. I am not sure how to do it but I think I intend to find a regular garden snail, perhaps a species not native to the UK, and keep it in a small enclosure.
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>>41571148
i like to pick them up and crucify them with tiny nails on tiny crucifixes cuz im evil boom
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>>41571137
Good morning!
>>41571147
good and fascinating observation
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>>41571147
ants im not scared of also but i dont like them very much
also they are very very sour and bitter i dont like
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>>41571152
years ago there was this cute snail that lived on one of my houseplants. i think she was happy. it was like super small but very cute
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>>41571147
i don't like ants. especially when they're in my clothes
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>>41571155
woah nils you are so evil i cant believe it...
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>>41571163
eating ants as a child is a universal eastern european experience ic
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>>41571167
i also put them ina big witches cauldron boom
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>>41571169
when i was a child i used to eat grass for some reason
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>>41571169
What
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>>41571170
can you make me a cool potion. ill let you decide what kind
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>>41571169
LOL i guess it is
>>41571177
we are ant eaters
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>>41571178
a potion of strength so that u can beat up all my enemies for me boom
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Dragonflies are cool too. Apparently they have the highest success of any predator. As in, of all predators, dragonflies end up getting a meal nearly 100% of the time once they've begun hunting behaviours. It has to do with their very rare ability to move in any direction when airborne, as well as their excellent ability to see and visualise 3D space. If they were big enough to eat us they'd be terrifying.

>>41571158
<3
Hows it going? Also do you have a favourite type of bug? What are your thoughts on moths?
>>41571163
I think they're neat, I enjoy how clever 'they' are collectively. I almost think it makes more sense to imagine a colony of ants as an organism which is sort of cool. Plus I love pikmin and its like real life pikmin.
>>41571164
The tiny ones are very sweet! I think I would be unhappy if I found one on my plants though.
>>41571166
Girl why do you have ants in your clothes
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>>41571175
i did that too i ate grass and birch bark
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>>41571183
i cant wait to be the strongest bodyguard ever. i will win every single time
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>>41571186
when i was at kindergarten we would make cakes out of sand and serve them to the smaller children and they would eat them lol
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>>41571184
sometimes it's enough to sit down on a bench in the woods and you'll have ants on you
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>>41571184
i let her stay cause she was nice and asked politely. i couldn't say no
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ants in my pants
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>>41571190
Oh! No thats totally reasonable, I thought this was a more common random occurrence for you lol
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>>41571190
this is why i will NEVER sit down in the woods
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>>41571180
that is somewhat cute to imagine as angst eaters are quite charismatic creatures
>>41571184
I like all arachnids ands insects apart from
>mosquitos (eat my blood)
>silverfish (eat my books)
I especially love ants and bees
You mentioned dragonflies which I also hold in high esteem
In the summer, they land near me and their wings kind of “click” into a lower position that looks like a polite bow and it seems rude not to return the gesture
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>>41571198
just have a bf to lay down some piece of his clothes for u to sit down on!
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I am often sad that I will probably never be a mom but one of the specifically sad things about that is that I will never get to watch bugs with my kids sigh
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>>41571184
>>41571200
FUCK DRAGONFLIES, once i cut myself on accident pretty bad out on the woods and one dragonfly just flew onto my finger and started to suck/eat my blood of my finger EW
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>>41571202
that can work but what if the ants get on the clothes? im too paranoid about it. im also scared of bugs getting in my hair and me not noticing lmao
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>>41571200
Mosquitos are quite awful I agree. One of the few bugs I will squish rather than save, if they come near me. I try to check the antennae though; the males (at least the ones in the UK) have fluffy bushy feelers. And only the females drink your blood as they need it to lay eggs. Males just eat fruit and veggies and such. So I leave those alone. The males are quite cute actually, it looks like they have bushy eyebrows or something.

I had no idea silverfish eat books which is surprising considering how much of my job takes place in libraries and archives.
>In the summer, they land near me and their wings kind of “click” into a lower position that looks like a polite bow and it seems rude not to return the gesture
This is very sweet!
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>>41571212
yeah i didn't think of that well it still should protect you from ants at least a little bit
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>>41571219
yea true true. its better than nothing. i hope the ants will spare me if i go in the woods
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>>41571218
misogyny
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>>41571198
Ants move with scent trails. I have found lavender is especially good at telling ants 'do not walk here'. Perhaps taking some on walks with you and putting it where you sit would ward them off.
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>>41571218
females are bloodsuckers......
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>>41571218
oh I suppose I also dislike things like bed bugs and so forth but it hardly seems worth mentioning
termites can be a serious problem too
I don’t know if you saw this crazy gif we were talking about earlier but if you have a spare ten minutes (I’m not even kidding) and a sturdy stomach for weird Internet shit it might be worth looking at >>41567795
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>>41571229
Oh gosh I saw this ages ago and have forgotten almost all of it. I'll give it another watch.

We don't have termites here as far as I know. I find them sort of scary. From what I understand of their psychology they are notably more borg-like than ants and I find them somewhat spooky in concept. Bed bugs are nightmare fuel to me and a somewhat paranoid trait of mine is checking under picture frames/matresses/other hidey holes for them when staying in AirBnB's and the like.
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>>41571239
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>>41571239
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>>41571239
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>>41571226
oh i see. this is good thank you for telling me



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