THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTQOTT: What’s the best question you’ve ever been asked?Previous: >>41574339
>>41577855qott: I'm almost autistically obsessed with the idea of a woman scratching my dickhead while I'm coming and after I cum. Are trans women into this? Have trans women tried this or are they too busy being into bnwo and physical abuse?
>>41577855"Do you want to have sex after our date?"- woman on tinder <10 messages deep
>>41577883What's wrong with that
>>41577886Nothing, I said yes and we had a good date and had sex after
>>41577855>QOTT: What’s the best question you’ve ever been asked?>are u sobe?
>>41577855i have never heard this song in my life and yet 4chan still got it stuck in my head for like all of 2013>What’s the best question you’ve ever been asked? probably "do what?"because of the context and the fact that She forced me to answer
>>41577855I really liked when she regularly asked me what I had for dinnerIt's so simple and meaningless but something about interest in a little thing meant a lotJust what comes to mind right now
i'm now 82.4 lbs genuinely wtf.
do you think he'd make a pretty girl
>>41577855qott: Do you want to come visit me?
>>41577927Can you afford a doctor?
18-19 year old trannies <3
>>41577928Looks like a girl to me
>>41577934Waow, is it your birthday, aft?
>>41577930chasercon at your place
i cant orgasm so i ate an apple instead.tried
>>41577934It's crazy how he never gets bored of doing this
>>41577933i have free healthcare Im in california
>>41577927>>41577693hm 28 minutes off vik's not bad
I didn't vote todayIt's hard to care about much lately
>>41577943I have given up on stating it by now, but I'm not a chaser idk how to make that clearer :/
>>41577928
>>41577927i think its getting close to that time to try some monkey chow
i thought my puffy face and three day old makeup might be a good chance for a remake but I fear this is an instance of the sequel failing to live up to the original
>>41577989what did i just watch
>>41577999checkedits called performance art maybe look it up
>>41577936>>41577928she would be cute right?
i wish i had pills that could fix me
>>41577855qott: are u mad at me?
>>41577957thats finewe're still having chasergen con at your place
>>41577989ur fucking losing it
>bro let's hang out and abuse painkillers for old peopleNo dude fuck no
>>41578018i already did a video like this forever ago i was always this way
>>41578017I'd love to host desu
>>41578013I'm hoping I can have this after I see the psych in DecemberLast time I just got brain zaps and couldn't cum, but we'll see
>>41578021i want pills that can fix me.what are the best meds chat?
>>41578029i wouldnt know what to bring. i guess a cobb salad. everyone loves cobb salad
nothing sadder than a tranny with implants
I'm still cleaning the cum out of my carpet from the last chasercon
>>415780323L of water and 9h of sleep daily :D
>>41578032fentanyl
>>41577855Why are there so many bottom chasers? Are they not aware of how hormones impact the penis? You should just be gay and find a dude if you want to get fucked in the ass, it's not gay if you don't kiss.
oh sonichu is pissya
>>41578033sgtm I'll reserve some space on the table right next to a mountain of condoms and sex toys
gots to try as always
>>41578044Roach sisters... not like this....
>>41578052i hope people like it...
>>41578057I'm certain they will!
>>41578053im sure you'll get me one day anon. keep trying
>>41578049If you post too much you'll be at a caloric deficit
>>41578058thank you :c i always worry too much about this stuff
please don't reply to her:(
>>41578049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8YsWsstpEQ
>>41578032Hydromorphone or oxy
>daily calories:>two bites of mac n cheese, 70cal>Reese's pieces, 300cal
>>41578032the ones with funny motives stamped into them that you can't get at a regular pharmacy
The only drugs that can fix you will also destroy youSuch is life
>>41578084this either gotta be twinkchan or spider. no one hates that lil nigga more than those 2
Daily calories: 2816Protein: 186Ratio a little low, will do better tomorrow
>>41578081>>41578045>>41578044... ... https://files.catbox.moe/222rnq.webm
rivers aren't even romantic
I WAS BORNNNN BY THE RIVER
>>41578116They are when you love her
>>41578116all bodies of water are romantic and fuck you
I wanna die so instead I will take a long walk
>>41578142i say this and do this
>>41578135why did you change your trip? what's the news? i love you
RI-RI-RI-RI-RI I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER I WAS SHAKING THAT ASS BENDING OVER POPPING BUSSY I WAS MAKING THAT CASH
>>41578148i have no idea what you could possibly be referring to. i am brand new trip sonia. i love you
>>41578151Chaser btw
80% of what I listen to is still shit he sent me and that's a little fucked
>>41578161oh i thought you were bronyar
>>41578173Bronya died irl
>>41578173she is
>>41578168I associate like half of the artists I like with people I'm longer close to :( feelsbadman
i gotta over that bitch the moment we split up
>>41578173she got serial killed :/ rip
>>41578114I feel youSometimes the pain is profound and hard to even understand
>>41578011Already passes better than most of tttt
all hail sonia, queen of the 4chan underground
>>41578187Turned into haggis by the Yorkshire Ripper. Grim...
>>41578199what a way to go. i wouldn't wish that on anyone
>>41578185Could never be meI have too much attachment issues from fucked parents that leaves me yearning and clinging way past rationality
>>41578196https://youtu.be/Su7dLbAcwUs
>>41578213i fucking hated this show but i love sonic... soooooooo
And so take your timeCause I sure as hell took mine
>>41578221i liked it but its slop
>>41578242Me describing the wetness of my wife's mouth
>>41578249need this
Honestly it's just time
stealing a trans girl's cloudsong
>>41578266No joke my favorite ever mythic guild blew up because of two trannies having a loot council dispute
I went backwards todayI looked at his pics and messages
>>41578289queens. wonder where they are now
>>41578289she'll have more mana
it’s only going to get worse
>>41578102its twink kun
If my girl went through my phone, she’d look through my shit and only see stupid nonsense like George Floyd reels. The real problem is if she ever finds my schizo notes
i wish i was more interesting to make this a better gen
>>41578312there is no worse or better. you fool. you absolute rube>>41578328i think you're interesting
no one here is interesting. you faggots are the most soulless boring people I’ve ever encountered
>>41578295i do this every day for lengthy portions of my dayare we not meant to be doing that?>>41578319if my future gf (lmao) ever finds my slutty/nudes folder i'll kms myself
>>41578295Sometimes its 2 forward 1 back
>>41578341Imagine if your future gf finds the many femdom mommy vocaroos you're going to post
>>41578341you arent gonna show it to me on our hen do? wait fuck how do i translate that. bachelorette party?
>>41578331>i think you're interestingyou're nice to everyone though. i need to seduce someone stone cold like kallisti or rosewood
>>41578341I'll be here to let her know what dates to find them
>>41578347that'd be fine she'd probably like that depending on the content but if the feds ever leak my discord vc recordings....
>>41578319You're right, that is stupid nonsense, gross
>>41578360it is a mistake to assume that something is valuable just because it is hard to get. and it is also a mistake to not filter cordy-tan with great urgency
what’s gonna happen to teddy after i get euthanized?
>>41578357Bronya, what if we held hands while I was cumming in your butt and you were cumming on my dick?
>>41578381I'll take good care of him
>>41578381Depends on who you trust with it
>>41578386dont give me false hope... im chopped and bogged... im only here as a jester...
riding a chaser and say im gonna cum but I just piss all over him then laugh at him
>>41578381How do you feel about me wanting to fuck your ass?
>>41578379ok... cmere then
>>41578357babe on our bachelorette party im going to be drowning in pussy and you'll be duct taped to the cuck chair we won't have time>>41578362she almost certainly will never speak to you and you haven't seen the worst of them anyway
I miss spooky season
>>41578394No dooming>>41578395Not again
>>41578390>>41578392scared for him. feel bad for him.>>41578398u r weird
>>41578401(through several layers of tape) yippee!!!
>>41578395Grabbing it and aiming it at your face
Is having reverse MEF as a chaser bad?Like getting off on doing MEF stuff to them
>>41578401What's the worst?>>41578406You are weird too, we're a perfect match lol
>>41578400okay :D what are we gonna do on the bed, pomf =3
>>41578344I hope soI've really been trying
>>41578415Humiliating faggots is called being high test. Never be ashamed of it
>>41578425i have to go home
>>41578415no thats normal and also hot. girls like that a lot
>>41578432oh okay... do you want me to call you an uber
>>41578415that's called SEF and i invented it>>41578421probably the video of me riding a dildo in my chastity cage wearing a cheerleader outfit
>>41578446>probably the video of me riding a dildo in my chastity cage wearing a cheerleader outfitI remember that one
>>41578403im not dooming... im just at peace...
Tucking your retarded gf, bronya, into bed after she tired herself out from posting and fell asleep at the computer
>>41578450no you don't
>>41578458:D i do this most nights. sorry. im kind of a loser
>>41578444i'll walk...
>>41578462Post it so I can stroke off
>>41578467but its late... won't it be dangerous? i can walk with you if you like
actually, in the context we were talking about with it being hard to explain to a future gf, probably none of that would be as bad as one of those pictures where i wrote "X's slut" or whatever on my body in sharpie
Forcing tranner to go to the gym with you in yoga pants so you can eat her sweaty ass after
>>41578474i live kinda far
>>41578486i dont mind!
>>41578491thanks SONIA
>>41578473anon you can probably find a thousand videos of trannies doing that online and probably a little over 75% of them will be hotter than me, too
>>41578496i dont mind!
This was a first. I encountered a porn video that had an animated intro and voiceover setting up the scene
>>41578501oh thats fierce
Sarah when are you adding me so I can expand my Sarah tribute collection? Or do you need collaring and your phone looked through instead?
>>41578499well, you see, you might run into my twin who also hangs out on chasergen... he's still on that bronya grind i told him that's like maining Garen in LoL but he doesn't care
>Once upon a time, a girl named Trannerella lived with her evil stepfather and three mean older stepbros....
>>41578509maybe i do need to be engaging in mate guarding behaviour
>>41578519I'll fuck you and make her watch
>>41578509lel
>>41578528you are such a nasty little transbian creep
do chasers need a software tranny who makes six figures or is it ok if I'm a customer service wagie who barely gets by on 20k a year
>>41578528Imagine those eyes begging for air while you hold her head down to a puddle of cum and make her clean it
>>41578539ok
>>41578514maining garen in LoL is virtuous and beautiful... spin to win baby. i think we'll get on just fine
>>41578522this arrangement is acceptable to me. pleasure doing business
>>41578543need a tranny who will be completely dependent on me
>>41578446Damn, I didn't know you were a slutty sub like that.
>>41578550truly epic win
>>41578509i would diethat's so embarrassing you have no ideawhich... isn't necessarily a bad thing...
>>41577693she tried to warn us
>>41578555Let's collar that bitch to the bed and use her
>>41578479>gf going through your gallery>babe who's rabbit?
chu just told me the reason i dont have bottom dysphoria is because im so fat ive never seen my dick. trying desperately to recover emotionally
>>41578568Screenshot your lewds folder I'll pick one for you to share
>>41578581bottom dysphoria isn't real, trannies are just lazy
Ate an entire medium pizza right after the gym and I feel true ecstasy rn. The /fit/bros had it right all along
>>41578573that's what im talking about. dibs first on the hole <3 you can enjoy the extra lubrication
>>41578577i don't think any pictures i took in the bunny ears were lewd enough to wind up in the locked folder >>41578583that would be an nsfw image on a blue board! i cant!
>>41578543>>41578558this is not a desirable situation. one time when I nearly became homeless I moved into my fwb's guest room and I was paying him rent while paying him extra and thanking him by sucking his dick often.
>>41578596thats so fucking hot. i want you
>>41578612good girl
>>41578558my window for this is rapidly closing. but if i fail out of uni then ill just spend the last of my savings on surgery and do this. please save me
>>41578610Add mskr995 on Discord then I'll keep it to myselfI need more
making my tranny get a colonoscopy and fucking them for a week without giving them any food
>>41578638i really want this and i hate myself
i have 2 take a drug test tomorrow and the place they want me 2 go is all the way in the city FUCKKKKKKCKCKCKKI DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THE CITY IM GONNA OFF MYSELFnah but it cant be that bad haha right?
>>41578612>I was paying him rent this ain’t the same thing though because you’re paying him rent. you’re just a loser at that point. a true beautiful dependent relationship would purely be dick suck payments so you can stay in his guest room
>>41578674just be more careful, pay more attention when you're in the city because drivers are more aggressive
>>41578674i promise you'll be okay! i believe in you!
women should not be allowed to drive
>>41578674coffee and energy drink + smokesit depends on the time of day honestly.driving through cities after 2am is legit lol
>>41578693i gotta get a license now on principleand also so my future bf can take it away
i just bought my license
don't blame me, i voted for sliwa
>>41578681oh 4 sure >>41578685^_^>>41578693i-agree actually but not bc im a woman but bc im mentally ill>>41578695coffee 4 sure but i think energy drinks r yucky and i dont smoke (tobacco at least)my appointment is at like 2:30 so i have to start driving out there by at least 1pm
>>41578710>but not bc im a woman but bc im mentally illsame thing
>>41578693Trans Inclusionary Racist Sexist Just like me frfr. Shame the acronym doesn't hit like TERF
>>41578714i wish i could get a guy who just hates women and isnt racist and i also wish i didnt want that
>>415787101.5 hour away for a drug test? damn. hopefully it'll be worth it.
i wonder if i should like even bother putting an outfit together i was just gonna wear some pj pants and a crop top and cover it all with a big hoodiebut what if they r like "she came in her pjs? shes 4 sure a tweaker"
>>41578633imma be real with you i just sorta lost my taste for that kind of interaction there's just only one person i want to do subby shit with and doing it with anyone else feels... hollow>>41578562im not
>>41578723maps app says its a 20 min drive but everyone in my family says i have to leave at least an hour early
>>41578731the drug testing place isnt going to care about that so much as the employer will.
>>41578731it’s just a drug test. no one gives a shit. what are you even taking a drug test for
>>41578739traffic will probably be worse coming back after 3 cause alot of jobs in the city will run 7-3
>>41578741i have a dress code at my new job so u know slacks pencil skirts button ups blah blah blah (boring office wear)>>41578742onboarding for new job i start at in like 2 weeksits a federal position or whatever idk but they test and fingerprint me prior to my start date >>41578758fuck my stupid tranny life
>>415787587-3 would be such a nice schedule
>>41578395Your mistake is thinking piss-riding doesn't turn me the fuck on
>>41578763nice job getting a glowie position. I knew someone was watching my posts and urging me to hurt others so their department never loses funding
>>41577855I wish I had a trans girl bully who makes fun of me for being a loser and takes all of the women in my life. I would become her slave and do all of her chores and work, while she has her fun with them. Turning them all into her obedient girls, while I’m forced to listen through the walls like a loser.
Oops I pulled a sneaky alcoholic move on myselfTold myself I was taking a night walk to the corner store to burn some calories and get a zero calorie soda and I added two shooters of captain Morgan at the counter
frotting
>>41578780idk if its necessarily a glowie job?i mean at my last job the FBI would come in all the time and this new job is the same like idk "type" of work so i assume feds r gonna be around there 2>>41578786struggling to get her up while chaser bf humiliates me
>>41578786are you livestreaming your 4chan posting
>>41578581Don't take it too hardShe has severe autism she refuses to reckon with and doesn't realize when she's insulting people
>>41578786Let's stuff ourselves inside a fleshlight and frot together babe... last to finish has to use the others cum as lube!
>>41578798no im streaming my coursework. if u want to help me with quantum computing come hang out anyone used pennylane before>>41578796need this>>41578806no i love her dont be mean>>41578810awawawawawawa dont do this to me while im working im blushing
>>41578596Personally I'm eating an entire bag of jalapeño cheetos after my lifts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LBK310Kog
cuddle sex with older chubby bf i call dad and 2 hour grope session ^_^
>>41578837WHENNNNNNN WILL IT BE MY TURNNNNNNN
>>41578840noncon with boy who pins my wrist as he has his way with me and makes me wear mascara so he can see the tears run down my face and takes pics throughout the entire thing
>>41578102>>41578313I’m at work you weird little bottom feeder
>>41578853OUaAAAAghHAUAUUUUUUUi have to give up on sex it will never happen for me... im prison gay and its hell
>>41578857im 22 and have never had sex most sex related thing ive done is mutual masturbation on discord calls with a few guys nudes and flirting on /b/ and /r9k/ but that doesnt *really* count i need sex or i will literally end up back in the psych ward no cock no sanity
Im so excited! I've got my appointment for SRS in February. I'll finally be comfortable with myself and end my genital dysphoria, and only bottom from then on. chaser btw
>>41578815>no im streaming my coursework. if u want to help me with quantum computing come hang out anyone used pennylane beforeyou see there's these things called qubits and they're like bits but require billions of dollars to use and might theoretically be useful in the future
how can you be prison gay as a woman there are men who want to fuck you literally everywhere prison ace, maybeprison straight makes way more sense
I fell asleep watching Donnie Darko, fuck
Twinkchan getting off the line to take her massive hog out for a piss and post a dog picture from her phone
>>41578886now you know how unchasers feel
just tried to play my guitar im so fucking washed my hot guitar teacher would be dissapointed
>>41578889better make sure you didnt burn down anyones house
Just ate 1440 calories of cheetos That's what life's all aboutGonna JO then pass out now
>>41578886>there are men who want to fuck you literally everywheremaybe you'd prefer to fuck consensually?
>>41578895im a bigger incel than unchaser could ever be>>41578918the implications here are horrifying
>>41578890I’m just sitting down waiting for my tip money so I can head out
>>41578873i am 24 and i have had sex and i still feel this way i fear we were just born under a bad moon>>41578886there are men who want to fuck me on grindr but they just want to fuck anything ;c men who get to know me dont see me as a sexual being at all. it sucks. but women like me so i guess i can just. do that. or something>>41578880thank you thats exactly it thats perfect
noggin hurts
>>41578929>they just want to fuck anythingyeahthey're men>men who get to know me dont see me as a sexual being at all.that can't possibly be true
Yes babe, message me from your job all day while I sit around at home doing nothing and maybe a hobby or two
>>41578945observe the thread im sexless! its the same in real life situations. maybe its madonna/whore i dont know it just sucks>>41578947what hobbies :D i want to support u emotionally as well as financially
>>41578916This seems like the perfect night. Enjoy
chasing transbians in seattle rn
care about my noggin hurting
Based on the reaction of that beach dude, my new goal is fat max and blasting test. I will get to 300
i made you this do u like it. its a circuit for incrementing a binary number by one. just in case you like ever need to do that. i just thought you might like it its full of all my love for u
>>41578965Drink waterI'd ask you to take pics of the trip for the class but roach is just gonna generate you committing war crimes or something similar since you don't fuck with his sissy rizz
>>41578916If you're the jalapeno cheeto guy I forgot to say, that's the only good cheeto flavor good shitI love those things
>>41578971you already look great
>>41578972YWNBASTEMW
>>41578977YesI like the regular puffy ones too but this kind is the goat snack/chip item
i'm what's lefti'm what's right
>>41578987https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_RlxuGctuy8
wromg link
>>41578952>maybe its madonna/whorei never learned what that is and im not gonna start now
thought I wouldn't have to smell the stench of weed after my roommate moved out but I guessed wrong ig
>>41578978Thank you. Don’t worry it’s partly a joke
>>41578965i care... i wanted to reply but i couldnt think of anything useful to say>>41578980hopefully not i need a big strong husband to stop me from having a career>>41578996you are soooo valid
Do you guys think if they did a 2025 ET reboot the kids would make ET hit the pen and get blasted
https://youtu.be/Pca7RONLQdE
>>41578886Shut up Frankenstein. Put my Christmas decorations on my roof for me, i don't want to use a ladder and you don't need one
>>41578976i drank water BUT i get evil hangovers where nothing helps & if i drink to much water i vomit. also ok :D ijust won't take pictures with us in them>>41579003you had better>>41579008well i would do that
>>41579000i feel this. weed stinks and is juvenile and ppl shouldn't get to make your nostrils stinky with their tard leaf
>>41578996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaB-JUaeVpA
>>41579021im gonna take a massive bong rip and blow it in your face
i don't really smoke weed but i do like weedstench
>>41579023oh yea its basically this
weed ^_^
>>41579026I'll pee in your bong water when you're not looking then
>>41578965Hope everything is going good
>>41579042it's not--my noggin hurts :(
>>41579041oh fuck im gonna be glued to that fucking bong... it just tastes so good...
I would take a tranny piss-filtered bong rip and you don't know me if you think overwise. No perc customgrow420 type hits
>>41579031>weedstenchI bet you do with that weird ass nose of yours
>>41579049ok you win*unzips*
>>41579055yippee :D
>>41579056i love this animal
>>41579046Ask him to make you some meatballs
>>41579053i bet that shit hits like fent
>>41579062it's before six he's asleep i'm just awake cause i am such an upstanding citizen
alsoi don't like meatballs it's just a suboptimal meat arrangement
>>41579072what are the good meat arrangements
>>41579072But enough about trannies amirite?
What is a chaser? Give me a definition.
Nah trannies got optimal meat arrangement
I was trying to find the racist meatball video but it was taken down
>>41579078Anything that gets my dick hard is a chaser.
>>41579072True, why the fuck even make them meatballs if I have to cut them up into smaller pieces once they're remotely big anyway. Because it's not even like cutting up a steak, it's rolling around in a bowl of pasta and holy fuck I just want ground or shredded meat is it so hard
ate beetroot for the first time ever today, it’s amazing
>>41579078Guy whom which likes tramsgendereds (bad, evil)>>41579090Imagine the color
>>41579078A miserable little pile of secrets....
12 hours until episodes 5 and 6
>>41579076steak, ground, stew, probably others. loaf iscrap balls are crap>>41579077lole>>41579078coping homosexual>>41579086& you can't even freaking get sauce or whatever on most of them>>41579090i had borscht at fairbanks's moldovan restaurant once it was yummy
>>41579084the what
>>41579090You've never had beets before?
>>41579078I’m autistic man who likes autistic women with penis
>>41579101loaf catching strays :c
>>41579090its powerful. i like mine with salt and butterone of the best veggies for you
>>41579108i do like loaf more than ball. but come on
>>41579108Yeah I am >>41579086 big meatball hater but I can't sign off on loafslanderIt's so convenient
maybe it's just specifically the loaf i have had. cause my dad likes to make psychotic spinach-cheese concoctions when he does it
>>41579107unspoken truths
Who cares about the shape just double batter it and deep fry, God will know his own
>>41579113yeah you're right. but like idk i would never be mad about a meatball bcs theres a better options i would just be like yay meatball>>41579119i love a loaf ive never made one but its so fun and american i want to try it one day
Meatballs are good when they are well seasoned. Also I like Swedish meatballs.
>>41579092blood red pissI was warned, but honestly it didn’t happen (yet), I might just drink a lot of water >>41579101a friend sends me pictures of his borscht every time he has some and it looks very yummy, I wanna try making some now>>41579106nope never, my dad hated it growing up and I never cared to try it>>41579109yeah I boiled it first, peeled it, diced it, and fried it with some butter and a tiny bit of salt, added it to a simple ceasar salad
>>41579013what
>>41579101I made borscht for Christmas eve dinner once and my grand aunt complimented it, was very proud
>>41579132Was about to ask if you guys also did meatloaf, interestingIt's all about the sauce... make sure you nail the sauce
>>41579131baby come to scotland we do that to anything we can find its heaven on earth>>41579136love a swedish meatball. and kofta!!!
>>41579144I thought you made suspicious stew
https://youtu.be/VAC-5BQnuXI
>>41579149its like a ketchup based glaze, right?
What do we think about salisbury steak with mushrooms?
>>41579141Pickled beets are very good in any kind of salad, wrap or garnish context
>>41579162like served with mushrooms or like. a duxelles in the steak mix
>>41579131>>41579132IT CAN'T GET SAUCED PROPERLY. FUCK>>41579136swedish meatballs are nostalgic for me so that's one i allow to pass>>41579141i like it a lot>>41579144cute!!!
>>41579162Edible
>>41579162Big fan of thisI need to eat this soon now
>>41579170I do the latter, but also sliced mushroom in the gravy
i need a bloody mary oh my god. bleck. they probably don't even ahve them things here
didney worl
>>41579178double mushroom is crazy to me idk. but it sounds good
>>41579160Usually yeah, more zesty thoughI like it super barbequey, and one time I had a 10/10 Italian meatloaf once that was just herbs + cheese on top. it's a loaf of many possibilities
>>41579188you would go there
>>41579188Disney adults are part of a cult
Scoped a new trail for tomorrow morningHiking trannard gf when
>>41579186do u fw the canadian ones where they put clams in it??? im scared of them>>41579188Did u find a hidden mickey i want a hidden mickey>>41579191theres more loaf than i could even imagine
I want to go to that ghost city in china that's a replica of various European cities
>>41579194what does that mean!>>41579195disney adult is when you go to a theme park once
>>41579188I've always wondered how much of those fake castles have an actual interior. Surely part of it is walkable inside, I wonder if anyone has sex in there
>>41579201I want to go to the overworld.
>>41579188What do I need to do to have you take me next time?
>>41579188Disney :(Disney Japan :O
>>41579162Incredibly underrated. Salvages otherwise kind of shit meat
>>41579204i want to. do it. ero
>>41579210mostly because there aren't obese and antisocial people there
>>41579174USE THE SAUCE ON THE SIDE AND DIP WITH EACH BITE. YOU ARE NOT AN ANIMAL
>>41579200on instinct no i do not>>41579202i don't know it's just characteristic
>>41579202Do they give you a tracksuit and a cup of koolaid?
>>41579216empirically i am
>>41579200>do u fw the canadian ones where they put clams in it??? im scared of themMy dad loves these but I find it gross
>>41579218i trust your judgement
>>41579224You get a little multicellular and suddenly you're some bigshot, you fucking wish you were like Fungus
>>41579200no i still dont know what that is>>41579204they use a lot of it for prop storage and other staff facilities >I wonder if anyone has sex in thereabsolutely >>41579209start by asking on your knees>>41579215fewer, anyway>>41579218i don't even like Disneyland that much!
>>41579225I hope u have to drink one soon bitch
>>41579235i do wish that
>>41579237HIDDEN MICKEYS its like a mickey thats hidden idk
>>41579214Costco firstThis is like a powered up version of that actually, something about finding secret areas in places/exploring abandoned buildings gets my autism going. I want the inside of my house to be full of secret door bookshelves, and laid out like the inside of a Rust base
>>41579237Jokes on you I would have done that for free
>>41579235I wish I were a fungi
Slapping my belly with force rnThe walls of the house reverberate with the fleshy impacts
>>41579220are you hiding in the bushes wtf>>41579245you're thinking of Cappy from Fallout 4's Nuka World DLCthere's a side quest to find hidden onesbut Nuka World isn't real
>>41579244We all do
>>41579256NO IM THINKING ABOUT HIDDEN MICKEYS
>>41577909i think this is a nicepost thank you anon unless it's not
>>41577855Would you like ranch with that
>>41579252im attracted to you from this post
>>41579257This was such a bizarre episode, I think about it often
girls, would u date a chaser or do they have to be a guy that doesn't know about trans girls and ur his only experience with trans women?
>>41579257looks like a shrimp cat to be honest
>>41579289We are on chasergen. I can guess what most of the answers would be
>>41579289i wouldnt have an issue i like a guy that kinda knows the deal desu saves the effort
I don't ever plan on using substances or drinking but maybe just once to see what kind I am yknow.Like am I a chill stoner or a freak the fuck out schizo stoner. Will I get belligerent and violent after a few drinks or be a sexual predator. these things are interesting to discover
i love bloody mary morning by willie nelson it has no relevance to my life ui just like to inhabit willie nelson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbrB4B5FoBQ
>>41579311Usually people like you get aggressive
>>41579311No point in trying once might as well just not. First time drinking or smoking is often not fun
>>41579311It would take you 1 beer to find out at your current weight and it might even get you laid
>>41579327well im not doing it for fun. it's for the knowledge yknow>>41579328i will do it away from any society so i remain chaste
only 9 months till I can try it tho. which tastes the best i dont wanna drink something nasty to get drunk
>>41579331Gl but it will be hard to know what type of drunk you are because you really should not get drunk first time drinking
Do you think Emily from Linus Tech Tips comes here
oh they elected mamdani
>>41579311you're already a sexual predator sober
>>41579331If you're away from society how are you going to try and fight a fast food worker?
>>41579338Sucks, I voted for Sliwa
>>41579338I am excited to see trumps meltdown
>>41579347It's the best possible outcome for him.
IT'S MA'AM DANNY
>>41579344sliwa's funny but i like mamdani>>41579347lole i bet my mom feels the same
>>41579336why. isn't the point of drinking to get drunk. and with your body never hiving been in that state that's like your true drunk form. unadulterated.>>41579340sez u>>41579341dont think that's on the table for me
My chaser love interest said he doesn't want to have sex with me if I can't get erect :(
I said this already I think but mamdani made me go from islamaphobe to "islamaphobe"
>>41579361If you're away from society how are you gonna run an armed robbery on a 7/11?
when I eventually do it I will get a BAC to see how drunk I am, record the room im getting drunk in, and wear a lapel mic to catch any mutterings
>>41579361You will have trouble judging when to stop. Just be safe with it
I forgot Sons of Anarchy had a chaser in it, I should watch again Problem is his love interest is Walton goggins
>>41579372Are you going to fight the nurse for trying to get a blood sample?
>>41579359lol same. Old people (saying this like km not old)
>>41579362maybe you should take cialis
>>41579379walton goggins is an acquired taste, I love him
>>41579378I will ask chat gpt for proper dosage
My tranner love interest said she doesn't want to have sex with me if I can't get erect :(
>>41579384Well, I actually can get erect, but sometimes my erections are painful. It doesn't really bother me, but it bothers him because he wants me to fuck him in the ass
>>41579384i take a cialis every time i post in here
>final night of 1 1/2 weeks off from work>need to wake up early tomorrow, but can't sleepSomebody bonk me over the head or chloroform me
>>41579395Sometimes you need to sacrifice for love
>>41579387I thought you were chad only
>>41579397oh you need my signature preparation type K! umm are you like. what's the word. the type that experiences organ failure easily
>>41579400I could maybe try it, but I think he feels bad that it would cause me pain
im thinking 3 bottles of smirnoff ice. I heard it tastes good
The moon is friendly tonight.
I'm never ever going to see her again, and that is okay!
Delivering discordia a crate of smirnoff ice but replacing one of the bottles with my cock like in those pizza delivery guy pornos
>>41579436>slice of large sausage pizza: 350 calories
>>41579436mmm...pornos>>41579442make it extra large. you forget this gen has tardbuff
>>41579436you must be a fucking lobotomite what does this even mean
>>41579415The moon has been larch lately I stopped to stare at it multiple times
>>41579391>ask chat gpt Fucking zoomers lol
see if u had said u were bringing it to me i would have appreciated it. dont forget what side your bread is buttered on
>>41579422A stronker man than I, personally I'm still spiraling because that shit was hitting outlandishly above my pay grade and now it's done for good
>>41579452You are so bad at interpreting unfamiliar and novel arrangements of words
studyinghttps://youtu.be/FbmnrDl-dUQ
Personally I'm using the "cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket" trick when I take Bronya to KFC
>>41579462that guy is so cute... need a chaser like this
Honestly the dick in a kfc bucket would work on meChaser btw
>>41579469mmmm... chicken grease...can i get a popcorn chicken >< its my favourite
maybe I could drink and then go out and socialize and spectate my body yknow
>>41579471How would you feel if you met up with a guy and he was wearing a Big Sausage Pizza brand shirt? Concerned about surprised penis or merely enthused?
do you guys still love me?
>>41579486i would think his shirt ruled and definitely flirt on that basis but i would not be concerned about a sudden penis encounter nor make any assumptions on the nature of his sausage
>>41579492nigga who are you
>>41579492Maybe if I knew who you are
>>41579422:')>>41579469good way to lose your dick
>>41579501>>41579502see nobody remembers me
>>41579492i still love you
>>41579492yes, aft, they do
>>41579508cuz you arent worth shit. sucks to suck
>>41579404why would you think I’m chad only?anyways walton goggins is pretty chad in almost every role and even irl, he’s cool as heck
>>41579492No, there's one and they wouldn't post like thatNothing personnel
do u think chasers would like me more if i was chad only
>>41579539who
>chad onlybro she likes rickfucking RICK
i love the anons who keep bringing up chad. i always laugh at it
>>41579541Fucking chad wins againHate chad
Someone called Rick pigdick the other day after he posted his hoglet and I think that would oneshot my soul if a girl said it to me sincerelyThank god my peen matches my ego (autism moment)
>>41579556yeah I wouldn’t call rick a chadhe’s a very good looking man though
>>41579561is this good is it working
any chaser wanna murder me and frame it as a suicide
>>41579541No it would make me sad as a soft sensitive man (strong variant)
any chaser wanna cut my pinky finger off as a keepsake
help
>>41579591oh.... thats okay i dont want to make you sad>>41579610how do i help
>>41579610Did Nils ask to bottom
>>41579580No, I would love you the rest of your life however
>>41579615Yes but he asked me, he doesn't bottom for women
I still don’t get why I’m accused of being chad only when I mostly just lust after dad types
I shouldn't've thought about getting drunk in the future bc now I want to do it now this always happens
>>41579578YES. I wish I was chad>>41579603Sould be a toe and yes>>41579610Are you stuck?
>>41579644yeah? you wanna be my little chad? :3
>>41579634just taking you seriously when you say you want a tall white buff guy
>>41579634Wanna watch me ride my lawnmower with no shirt on
>>41579650I dont think I meet the chad requirements
>>41579668you'll always meet them to me. i love you
there's only one chad here, and his name is slayershirt
I love you chasers. goodnight
>>41579671Love you 2>>41579672True
>>41579661make me hold a flashlight while you work on a car and then no matter how i hold it keep yelling at me and berating me for doing it wrong
>>41579672i have a massive crush on slayershirt but i dont think he likes me he wouldnt come on my podcast
>>41579682need this but i read it as fleshlight
>>41579657being tall and being buff are always welcome, but I don’t really think that’s a chad thing>>41579661hell yeah, take a little sip of your ice cold beer and some of it accidentally dribbles down to your hairy dadbod chest, then you hit a bump in the yard while mowing and your beardy face gets wet
>>41579682Imagining Sarah typing this while in line next to some Japanese kids waiting to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
>>41579691That would be funnier. "Hold this for me while I change the oil"
>>41579703its high concept
sonia has a podcast?
>>41579721yea i get ppl from here to come debate me
>>41579721yeah and I won the debate that's why she hates me
>>41579731Fuck u steve. u have a stinky pig dick
>>41579701Imagining Steve typing this while he macros on RuneScape on one monitor and watches Larry King on his second monitor
>>41579739I installed Linux on my laptop so I haven't set up Runescape or played it in a while
>>41579746What distro
>>41579748Kubuntu
>>41579746Please dont botI will report you
>>41579749passable. but boring. and out of date. enjoy your snaps and flatpaks faggot
i can’t believe i spent 400 dollars on a chaser who was hung up on his transbian ex
Trying to psyop myself to be interested in pussy in order to be more attractive to trans women but it's not working
>>41579757we need a babecock equivalent for here where its a hot tranny and some gash
>>41579756hey babe, im a virgin chaser
>>41579753Are u prepped for boat skill
>>41579756That could have been a flight to cuddle with me instead
if a tranny gave me 400 bucks, i could buy some matcha boba
>>41579762>>41579775dude half of it was on a care package of his favorite stuff and like things i made him because he was really sad about his ugly transbian ex
>>41579755My laptop which was running Windows 11 suddenly died and it wasn't a hardware problem or some ricing related bug. Just straight up bricked itself for some reason. Corrupted all the data. So I just went with a stable option so I could use it for similar reasons.I have more experience with Centos & Redhat but Linux desktop environment was a pretty mediocre or unstable experience last time I used it (Gnome Ubuntu and Arch KDE?) so I kind of went with some very normie, low friction, high stability choice.Maybe I will switch to Fedora + KDE if Ubuntu annoys me too much.
>>41579701i was in line for the Tiki Room at the timeit was weird, they didn't do the Tiki Room song it was all Lilo & Stitch themed for some reason
>>41579785you WOULD use idf linux
>>41579788What's IDF linux?
>>41579753Steve has a tiny pigdick and that’s why he ignored you. Hes going to bot like the jeet he is
>>41579657so you're saying i have a chance?
>>41579784WAIT HE STILL LURKS HERE TOO… 0-0
>>41579784wow can you give me more info on this
>>41579784i don't remember dating this guyhuhwhat's his name? If it's Nick maybe...
>>41579782If a tranny gave be $400 I feel like I would owe her a lot
>>41579811what would you buy though
>>41579816bad dragon
two back to back shots of patron extra añejothat would get you drunk right?
>>41579819:(
>>41579816I don't have anything in mind right now, but probably something computer related
>>41579766No lol. I have been playing a low hp iron and idk what I am doing, let alone doing a new skill.You would think I would be better at this game
>>41579816the german engineering debilitating cock milker
>>41579831:)
>>41579800he added me from a soc post i made; he was local, we met up at a fucking olive garden two days later; hung out the whole day, gave him a kiss at the end of the date (first time i had been intimate with someone since my assult (he knew this)); we talk a lot for the next week, we hang out again; he kinda pressures me into sex and i do it despite feeling weird but whatever, he almost says i love you; and then he dips after an hour he ghosts me for the next week, i feel worse then i did after my assulti text him a week later checking in on him because i knew he had an ex gf he was still getting over; he told me -> i had a tranny ex gf> together for two years > tattoos together> ex gf (call her R) was a terminal boymoder, refused to show any affection or love to C (chaser) and didn’t wanna make the relationship go any further because BPD> relationship issues> they break up> C manwhores out, still in love with R; C sleeps with A> A then sleeps with R> this fully ends the relationship between R and C; they still live together > R decides to stop boymoding and move to oklahoma he said it would be better if we didn’t see each other; i said i still want to be there for him as a friend part two (?) if you guys want
>>41579782do u want me to send u money for matcha boba i want u to have it
>>41579820Not me but you are half my weight.Give it 15 mins and see how you feel
>>41579791fedora is the official distro of the iron dome
>>41579853I'm sure Israel is using your distro family in some context for some other infrastructure
>>41579846WTF LMAOOOOOO how do you not see this? YOU GOT PUMPED AND DUMPED YOU FUCKING LOSER
>>41579846>part two (?) if you guys wantyes please
>>41579846He had sex with you and then left and hour later?
>>41579843So yeah the way my mind works every time I turn it on I'd feel like I should do something for you
>>41579847no, bronya-senpai. that’s too kind for the likes of me. if I did live near you though, I would definitely hangout and grab matcha boba with you though
>>41579860well, yes! but it's not heavily and proudly tied to funding israeli research and military
hey sonia what are some good beginner friendly yaoi tags?
>>41579876i would like that a lot <3 i hope u can get matcha boba soon
>>41579841Germany has always been one of the greatest engineering powers in the world. Have you seen the vid where some german guy fucks a vacuum cleaner?
no no im not drinking I am nto a lawbreaker. I was just thinking back bc I have had alcohol before. it was a shot of tequila. but I really dont remember it it was so long ago. but I'm assuming at the time i must have been tipsy at least I was a fucking dwarf back then. Theres just some in the fridge which reminded me of it
>>41579862me and C keep talking, i feel really bad for him because he’s going through; he calls me every night crying about his ex and how he loves me and hates her i feel bad for him, i make a care packagecontains > fave snacks> some cute things i thrifted > his birthstone > some shitty handmade bracelets i spent 5 hours making for him + necklace pendants> some other bullshit i can’t remember > hand written letter telling him i think he’s really sweet and kind and that no matter what happens, he deserves love in his life (with “do not open unless very sad” written on the envelope”we go hang out (i spend more money on him); it’s a nice day, we spend the day going through a old mall and whatever, we end the day by him introducing me to his cats i tell him i like him a lot; he tells me that he loves me but on the 0.001% chance that his ex would ask him out again, he’d say yes i have to stop myself from crying as he drives me back to my place; pass out crying (part 3?) (we’re about halfway done)>>41579861yeah i guess so >>41579864it was real late; he was a scum bag for it
the only linux distro that makes you pay through the nose to install it is publicly tied to Israel....curious....
>>41579888like yaoi or /yaoi/
>>41579888mind break, males only, forced feminization
my birthstone is a peridot
>>41579902>it was real late; he was a scum bag for itThat's crazy
>>41579903>makes you pay through the nose to install itHuh?
>>41579902shorty you gotta respect yourself way way more.
Taking a shit rn at 7am
>>41579919yeah; idk it was part of the reason i though i needed to die for a long time>>41579928we’re only half way through; idk i’ll say more of the story if people wanna know, just don’t wanna spam the thread with random bullshit
>>41579934cani hold it while u poop
>>41579934Seven a.m., taking a shit in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
>>41579937
>>41579925RHEL
>>41579902you sound so kind and sweet, id kill for a woman like you>he tells me that he loves me but on the 0.001% chance that his ex would ask him out again, he’d say yesabsolutely awful thing to say to someone. im perplexed how you could continue from herebut please continue with the details
>>41579937Im march and that shit aint true
>>41579942Yea just dont vomit when i piss in your mouth mine tastes better than urs>>41579944Rebecca black is a chaser
my left boob always hurts more than the right one. hopefully I dont get lopsided boobs
>>41579939Your story is boring and gay as shit. No point in telling more and shitting up the thread
>>41579953its for girls bucko
havin a lunch
>>41579956are you actually getting breast growth?
>>41579958this shirt is unintentionally brilliant commentary
>>41579960kanpai!>>41579955ok i promise ill swallow it properly
>>41579904idk im only experienced with the artist dross who draws unattainable femboy artwhat threads would you open tabs for on /y/?
>>41579961wdym?
>>41579958mouth built to put my thingy in
>>41579959I can change
>>41579968last i heard you were saying you were like 80lbs or something and couldnt gain weight
>>41579950Oh I feel like enterprise is a different level
>Guy I met off /soc/ and I have been dating for a little over 9 months>Lease is ending come January>Wants me to move in with him>Told him I'd like to renew another lease here (6 months)>He hasn't replied sinceI don't get it. I worry he thinks I'm cheating on him with my roommate. But my roommate is another tranny. And a lesbian at that.
>>41579975I mean yeah I dont have H cups but there is noticeable if subtle breast tissue
food arrived>>41579966there's only one /y/ thread i can ever bear to openthe effeminate bottoms onei wish i could do more but they just... eugh
>>41579966oh god idk its mostly fandom based on there right? i only check the danzi engine thread on there for the drama and progress updates. up right now is defeated hero which rules. but i mostly use myreadingmanga.info
>>41579983well, good for you.
>>41579971so chasers do have a thingy... i knew it
>>41579986that looks small
>>41579960>>41579986Ty for making me hungry for 5 days in a row now
>>41579982>roommate is a lesbian, therefore probably attracted to you>you don't want to move outare you cheating on him with a transbian?
>>41579982Smart move if he gets weird about it. Leasing together is a big step
>>41579951he starts ghosting me for long periods of times, i feel bad but i think he’s going through a lot; i still try to check in with him frequently, he tells me he not sure if he wants to date me; but he wants me to stay committed to him and still care for each other i get upset with him ghosting me for long periods of time, i tell him it’s unfair; and he says i can’t expect more fromhim considering what’s he’s going throughi think it’s over for us, until i met his friend J from /pass/gen; me and J hit it off, J invites me to go out with her and C; he had been ghosting me for a week so i say yes because i think it’ll be funny we spend the whole night wondering around the downtown of san diego, fucking epic btw; he gives me a hug and apologizes for ghosting me and says he’ll do better with time, it fizzles again; i couldn’t stop talking to my friend about how much i liked him and so they ask me to invite him to a party they were throwing i give him a whole month of warning, he cancels day ofi cried the whole way to the party but i put myself together for it > there’s lot of alcohol> i buy food for my friends because im worried about them> we all wait outside for the pizza > im shit talking C; and i see a motorcycle pull up >it’s C; on his motorcycle after he said he wouldn’t show upwe hang out the whole night, he hugs me before he leaves (part 4? idk that would be the last part; pic attached is from the night, censored for privacy)
>>41579993i been posting mine even
>>41580000My roommate is not attracted to me. Hell the only time we see each other really see each other is Monday. I have a family tradition of sloppy Joe Mondays, and I make her one every Monday. One for myself too. Besides that, we hardly ever see each other.
>>41580016Just tell him that and say you're not ready to move in just yet idk
>>41580002Is this guy good looking? Sling good dick?
>>41580002this is some corny retarded shit and you’re a fucking retarded loser
>>41580024um. he’s an acquired tastehis dick was kinda big? idk i don’t have a refrence point but i only have himhead and he finished in like 2 minutes >>41580026hi; i’m sorry you’re upset, i hope you feel better :)
>>41580002please continue, you sound like a beautiful soul
not much of a chase
Yawwnnnnnnn another failed male blogpost about a pushover carpet personality tranny coming right up
I think this is hell
>>41580032well there’s not too much else to say we went to the renn faire together and i bought him everything he wanted (like 300 dollars); we had a dinner planned a few weeks after things were real bad in my life, jumped off a cliff (whole different story), but after that i realized i had to love myself enough to tell him to define our relationship; he avoided the question and bailed on the dinner day off because “he got too drunk with his friends last night” and then we never really talked again; it’s okay tho, i don’t think it was meant to be :)attached is the yummy chicken parm>>41580041okay
>>41580047I'm doomed to the sisyphean task of looking but never getting a tranner gf
>>41580049>hurrrrr here my blogpost about how im a simp faggot beta male abalalbalblabla
Thanks for derailing the thread with your boring pathetic life story, you faggot
>>41580057yeah that’s pretty accurate, don’t think it’s a bad thing tho sweetheart; idk someone asked for the rest of the story.
>>41580056Same but maybe for the best. Another bad breakup may kill me this time
>>41580049thank you for sharing. just never forget that you are deserving of love. im sure you learned a big, obvious lesson through experiencing this
people who pronouce gaza as ghuzza and qatar as cutter should be sent off-terra
>>41580060yours truly <33>>41580069aww you’re too sweet; idk it was certainly an interesting month and a half of my life
>>41580070>off-terradiscordia thinks this is w40k
Wtb gf to kill meI’ll pay well
are edibles actually stronger than smoking? I dont want to smoke shit
>>41580079no!!!!!!
>>41580079how much
>>41580070Cutter is the closest to the Arabic you can get without learning new phonemes
>>41580079dancing for gp
>>41580085I’ll pay market price but idk about you. Cops will question how you killed me because you tiny>>41580084Giving up easy money>>41580087I have done worse for gp
>>41580086no its not I can do a closer fucking pronounciation and I don't speak a word of arabic. These people are just non-human cattle who think that's actually how it's pronounced and want to be pretentious. either say it Cuh-Tar or قطر
>>41580096easier to get away with it
>>41580100Will have to be poison. Stabbing they will question how you overpowered me I’m over 2x bigger than you. Would look suspicious
>>41579994why do you always say that??
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/520640303#topHottest thing alive
>>41580120they probably mean relative to your MASSIVE frame
>>41580122Why would you waste a nice pair of tits like that?
>>41580123nah, you shit smelling yordle. the food just small>>41580120the food look small. not enough
since i stopped watching porn all i need to imagine in my head while jerking off is a twitching, leaking, feminine penis
feel like a fucking alphamale. Just been releasing the beast (non sexually) all night. The endorphins are flowing through my body like they used to. I feel content and powerful.Feeling like why the fuck did I even Troon. I feel like the prime specimen. The ultimate lifeform. I feel not like I want to conquer everything, but that its my nature to do so, so then I must anyway. I feel like Tranghis Khan. I'm an unstoppable force and my fire will never die. It will only spread and grow.Anyone else ever feel this way?
>>41580122I need implants
>>41580122why'd you link it instead of just linking the post number
>>41580128trannies when they do coke
>>41580128constantly
>>41580131SameChaser btw
Trannies like their coffee like they like their men....black
>>41580139I dont like black coffee though?
>>41580139Something something I used to like my coffee like me women
Anyone notice the archive stops at a certain date and isn't current
>>41580156what archive are you using
>>41580131Fuck off. You’re a malebrained Warhammer sissy faggot manchild
>>41580135I produced all these endorphins myself through releasing the beast. My brain can create every neurotransmitter it needs to put me into whatever state of absolute frenzy this is. >>41580136See you out on the steppe, we're going pillaging. Bring 20 horses
>>41580156
>>41580157dont tell him about the other working archive
>>41580126ive actually found the portions here to be quite ample, despite what i was told to expect
>>41580159Suck my clitty faggot
>>41580139i’ve never dated a black guy erm actually
>>41580174DIAMONDS
Does wanting a trans gf because I find them more attractive and I'm more comfortable around them make me a bad person? I always feel like I'm sexually harassing a trans woman whenever I try to show interest in them because, while I still see them as women, their amab qualities speak to me more. I feel like a fraud and a creep.
phlegm is the bane of my existence. makes any attempt to sound female instantly fail
>>41580139yeah but people only pretend to like black coffee for the optics...
i like sounding like a faggot
>>41580174I’m good>>41580181>because I find them more attractiveWhy you find them more attractive will determine if your question
>>41580193It's the masculine features of the face but without all the baggage of actually being a man. I want a girlfriend but I'm a little too gay for cis women. Also it's because I envy them and wish I could transition without problem.
would you guys date an attractive, but visibly trans woman
>>41580206ew
>>41580206>Also it's because I envy them and wish I could transition without problem.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLEAVEEEEEEEEE
>>41580209oxymoron
>>41580206FUCKING BASED LMAO
>>41580215discordia… you are visible proof of this phenomenon..
>>41580174If they won't I will
>>41580224im gonna take the compliment of you saying I'm attractive and ignore this reply otherwise
I actually unironically think I am ready to love and be loved again. Scary though
>>41580206This is bait yes? I can’t fully tell>>41580209I don’t mind not fully passing but I need to find her attractive
>>41580228>str8 from basedbooru At least have some dignity
>>41580209Absolutely
>>41580139so truei like my men like i like my coffee i dont like coffee>>41580159literally me
>>41580210>>41580211>>41580232Anyone mind explaining what's so wrong with this? I'm not AGP. I really want to be a woman but it's not practical in my current situation.
>>41580209yeahguys i think i had too much gabapentin i feel drunk wtf
>>41580233If she can't accept me browsing chudjaks she doesn't deserve my love
>>41580232>>41580239chaser so kind
>>41580243just take estrogen and suck my dick already
>>41580228Love is too fucking scary. If my heart gets torn in half again I'll live. I'm worthy of love.
>>41580243sis what's wrong with it is just fucking troonsomeone who starts dating a man usually does so because they want to be dating a mandont turn into a woman after, say, 7 years
>>41580243if you want to be a women just be one>>41580246I’m just want someone who makes me happy and makes me laugh
>>41580243is this rick?
>>41580157archived.moe>>41580163Which one is this
im about to just say fuck it and date a chaser. not having dick is driving me crazy and pretty much everyone tells me they're shocked i havent found anyone yet
DONT TELL HIM ABOUT THE OTHER WORKING ARCHIVE, DISCORDIA. DONT HOLD HIS HAND. HE MUST SUFFER
>>41580258I have a weird hangup about giving pharmaceutical companies money the rest of my life. Always had it with depression meds, have it with hrt. And it's doubled since I'd have to pay yearly to have my sperm freezed. It's so expensive.
^^^^lil bro gotta be messing around^^^^aint in the mood for this shit
>>41580276>Ruined My Life So I Didn't Have To Pay $40 for Internet Estrogen Award
>>41580276just get diy from a tranny everyone does that
i'd be down for the soft skin, feminine fat distribution, but not the tits. im agp tho, so id totally regret it after i cum
>>41580276sperm freezing is about $1k/yr it's not badand you can diy the hrt so the pharmaceutical companies don't get any of it
>>41580276should you rather not live the life you wantjust do it fucking hell
>>41580292thats insane. i hear powers used some drug to get his patients to cum again with good sucess. I want bio kids but not waiting for financial stability for sperm freezing before hrt
>>41580276what age?
i read that wrong damn sleep medsignore
>>41580291>but not the tits.you are gonna get the FATTEST tittiesthat's how it goes>so id totally regret it after i cumno you probably won't the worst part is it's inevitable that you'll take the pink pill, but you just keep putting it off and masculinizing year after year...grim
>>41580292Thats $1k that can go towards other things. I desperately wish I were a woman but it feels like a luxury. I can't justify luxuries ever.
>>41580313If it actually feels like a luxury and not a necessity then keep it inside and never tell anyone ever again, or become a weird grindr sissy
>>41580206please don't skinwalk girls
>>41580313it is a medical necessity
I still havent tried Dubai Chocolate
>>41580326its not bad
>>41580317It's not like a Ferrari where that'd be cool to have, it feels like my quality of life would improve. But I hate paying for things, I prefer living frugally.
>>41580313your funeral sismy advice? dont put it off for a decade until it's something that gnaws at your mind all hours of the day and makes you want to dielife is about making yourself happy so why are you choosing misery?
>>41580328Scotland must have everything or Im looking in the wrong places. I cant fucking find the goddamn Dubai Choccy
>>41580336we have everything come to scotland
you have one life don’t live a lie, do youdon’t die with regret
>>41580348some of my dinners weigh more than you
>>41580349you must be incomprehensibly fat
8.5 hours until new episodes!!!!!
>>41580350i’m 400 lbs
I was trying to set up my tripod at a height of 5'9 to see what I look like from that height, but unfortunately it doesn't go that high
hey trannies what are you thoughts on a completely smooth chaser? i wanna get all my body hair completely waxed or lasered as part of my twink top build
>>41580348Didn't you say you were down to sub-83 earlier
>>41580384Gay
>>41580386that after evacuating my body of non-constituent matter. This is after eating
WAIT. if you are 5'9 that's not where your eyes are. you're eyes would be what like 5'3?
>>41580381life must be odd as a short short person, can’t even see the top,of the fridge>>41580384don’t do it trans women seem to love hair
>>41580392Feels like a 5-6 inch gap yeaCan you not just put the tripod on a box or something kekShoot for 6'3" bf
>>41580384i think its cool i like that ur trying to have your body look the way you want! its good
>>41580402>on a boxyou are very smartthough i do not want that large of a height difference
>>41580388sure!>>41580396i've been experimenting with trimming it all to 5mm which seems like a good trade off at the moment>>41580404ty sonia. ur always so accepting of all the different chaser builds. im considering multi speccing, but not completely sure what's optimal for me
wait my eyes only see 5 7 wtfi feel short now
>>41580417if you feel like you look good someone out there will think you look good
im 5'10 but my eyes see 6'7
>>41580384i would like itso that's probably a bad sign
ik with my phone as far up as it could go before falling I was able to reach 5'4. it would've been easier if my tripod wasn't broken a bit bc it can't hold my phone up so it looks down a bit and loses like a quarter to half an inch
im 6'3" and my eyes see 6'3" because im not an eylinemanlet
I get women not liking it but I like giant height differences tbqh. The feeling of being her giant retard and her being like a tiny princess is like primal levels of neuron activation, and it's not actually that annoying to kiss her while standing
I got eyemoged damnKilling myself
this CANNOT be how someone 5'9 sees me wtf. the german is like 6' or something and I've been that close opening the door for him this i propaganda. trick of a camera lens. I refuse to believe it
>>41580436idk it would be nice to feel small but i dont think that like. ill ever get something like that. im at peace with being massive
>>41580422ty for the wisdom. im currently a twink bordering on twunk>>41580429idk but i keep attracting afabs that want to peg me for whatever reason. what could this mean?
Short person discovering how short they are…Funny stuff
COME ON MY PODCAST AND DEBATE ME
>>41580447that makes perfect sense you have a bottom phenotype sorry
>>41580436>I get women not liking itWhat women have you been talking to lol. Height difference is very popular>>41580447>that want to peg meI’m not very harry and my ex kept trying to do this. I see it’s due to my hair…>>41580449Can I get racist?
>>41580436i mean I like a height difference. but a full foot is pushing the limits imo.
also fuck you women who WANT to peg do not exist it's a fucking myth and none of you will EVER psyop me into believing otherwise >>41580449it's against my warrior code to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
>haha yea my ex always wanted to peg me>ew i would never let her tho lmaoFUCKYOUTHAT'S NOT REAL YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT
>>41580465Lol sorryWould have been like a chihuahua fucking a pit bull or other large dog
>>41580467i h8 u so fkn much rn dnt talk 2me u basterd
>>41580461Fuck you. Come on my podcast and debate me>>41580457i mean i guess but i dont want u to :(
>>41580480Love you 2If it makes you feel better it ended very badly and fucked me up in the head
>>41580454one was non-binary, two were cis women
Any other chaser bros here that used to watch sissy hypno? I know this might seem like bait but it's true. Over 5 years clean.
Do u think love is possible for sonia. Come on my podcast and weigh in. We need you
>>41580493i think you know it doesn't you BETTER know it doesn't im out here cucking myself to improve your love life and u say this 2 me...basterd...
>>41580507holy shit ur not funny go drink piss or smthn
>>41580504honestly it makes sense as a way to be introduced to transgender
>>41580515
ok im gonna go make some pasta with tuna and WHOLE WHEAT SPAGHETTI because i care about my fiber intake <--- wife materialthen maybe ill fuck you right in your little hole
>>41580525>then maybe ill fuck you right in your little holeeagerly spreading my hole like a good little chaser faggot
>>41580525>maybe ill fuck you right in your little hole>sonia !!tEKMB7zJLwXHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>41580514>your love lifeWe both know that died years agolet’s not pretend i’m not dying alone
>>41580533that's a good boy. you wait right there for mommy and she'll decide if you get what you're craving>>41580535FUCK YOU I CAN TOP im gonna go rub on some tgel rn
>>41580273Is it https://archiveofsins.com/
>>41580541HHHNNNNGGG yes mommy!
chaser who wants to hold it while i pee
>>41580556let me just drink it straight from the tap like a good little piss tank
i need to stop posting about pee i dont want to be the piss trip thats timur's thing i need to pivot
>>41580541that's important for good penile unversion srs resultsu fukken bottom>>41580538you literally just need to fix that attitude and you'll be fine just focus on getting your life together for now. You're a hot mid-30's dude you'll literally be fine
>>41580560im not ready for anyone to drink my pee for some time im traumatised
>>41580566>im traumatisedis there a story behind this?
is she seriously advancing by a few frames every time she posts it? that's terrifying
>>41580571i dont want to talk about it the sacrifices i make for art are extreme
>>41580575what other ones do u have can u post another do u have the first hair dyeing one that's a classic
>>41580575i gagged and almost threw up at my desk out of sympathy while watching thisgood reminder to never drink piss
>>41580571the story: files catbox moe/z924nm.mp4>>41580576no but that is a funny idea. the frames in a folder would be like 10 gb so not wasting space for that.>>41580581idek who u r>>41580584when you are as fat as pissya anything becomes fair game for consumption
>sometimes i forget to not drink piss
>>41580564Ok. thanks Sarah
>>41580584i think its like generally fine i was just dehydrated i guess. but yea the drinking it is like rly not the appeal i think getting pissed on is better than like. drinking pissim sorry u nearly threw up that shit sucks hang in there </3>>41580587its real and it happens to me as u can see
>>41580586ok didn't ask
>>41580584honestly its not too bad as long as its refrigerated
>>41580592i will say the temperature was definitely an element of the unpleasantness
>>41580174This my bitch btw
honestly I think everyone should drink their own piss at least once if only to know. don't you want to know? idk I'm confused by that kind of thing a lot
froyo can you drive over to clown's place and wake her upi sent her something to read and she hasn't read it
>>41580606nta but I'm omw not really but I want to hang out with clown it would be fun i want to reminisce about when genshin was good
>>41580598ive never admitted this to anyone, but around 10 years ago i was insane and thought drinking your own piss was some miracle preventative medicine. drank my own piss almost every day for a few months, put it on my face too to prevent acne. look into urine therapy if you wanna see how stupid i was. unfortunately dont remember which sources and forums i used at that time
>>41580591who are you?
>>41580614no totally lots of people are really into urine therapy right. i don't think it works but it's nothing to be ashamed of like way more people do it than you would think. it's the body idk it's not a big deal
>>41580614me personally i'd have taken that one to the grave
It’s a good day, the mayoral candidates that should’ve won, won and now republicans are btfo.
>>41580622yea true. i had such bad acne at the time, i tried anything. went from reading about urea, which led to reading about vitamins and minerals in your piss, which led to urine therapy forums. noticed how insane it was when i saw how common other conspiracy theories like chemtrails were in the forums that i was reading. granted, i did feel an amazing rush the first few times i drank my piss>>41580625yeah never admitting to that while not anon. but it was like 2 months max of daily piss drinking
>>41580645so you're a trip? you'd better never mention any of the identifying details in this post with your trip on or i'll know who you are ;p
>>41580653no, not a trip. just saying that i would never admit to that without being under the guise on anonymity
>>41580586i didnt see the bronya drinking piss video until now what the fuck bronya
>>41580661your secret's safe with me, Kallisti !!9L6fGHXCPaO ;)
>>41580663im offended that you would even joke about me typing like that twat
>>41580645right right it makes total sense that urea would be the start of a pipeline. and I relate to that desperate need to find anything to control acne that shit sucks beauty standards are so cruel. i hope you feel good in your body these days
>>41580662its a very uncomfortable watch
>>41580662I'm an artist
>>41580684thank you thank you I don't deal in half measures I'm excited to find out what I do next
something fell on my big toe and it made me upset so i dropped what i was holding and that fell on my other big toe
>>41580703NOOOOOOOOOO
oughh im awake during the day again but im sooo sleepyyyy even tho i went to bed 12 hours ago
I'm unironically pretty happy today
>>41580736:D
i need to kill myself
>>41580612>want to reminisce about when genshin was goodomg no cus rn I've gotta talk about hoyo making the dahlia a br*ak support! when she was literally perfect for dot! like did whichever degenerate zzz dev they let make her animations also decide her kit?? actually feeling so betrayed rn like wtf T°T
>>41579315didn't ask pseud
i should take more nudes
I hate Tekken 8, probably the most abysmally dog shit fighting game out today.
>>41580817Remember when you said you'd leave forever if Discordia beat you in your autist fighting game, then she smoked you but you only left for like 4 days? Don't pretend like you don't remember.
>>41580790>>41580798Maybe try crocheting
>>41580904i have no interest in crocheting
>>41580928Yes but do you have an interest in anything?
>>41580862What does it matter? I wasn't even good at it, I just wanted to prove that she was a loser, and I did.
>>41580793don't even talk to me about hsr right now I'll actually crash out. look what they did to my baby. look what they did to my wife
>>41580958Real fuckboy hours
>>41580958you proved she was a loser by.... losing?
>>41580973i want a fuckboi...
>>41580973>>41580975Exactly
i hate applying to jobs i should just kill myself
hey stu have you ever tried yoga?
>>41580934not really>>41581024no
im bored. I need a sidequest. I will make a name for myself on this website
hey stu would you ever be interested in trying yoga?
>>41580972she's not even bad unless u skipped like every heir! hoyo are totally scummy for the E2 bait situation but everyone's doomposting way too much imo
>>41581039Go try to bully someone in Gaygen or Ftmg
>>41581047probably not
dico-tan, oide~ oishii gohan ga dekita yo~
>>41581054im too depressed i dont even want to pull. and i dont have any heirs 'w'
life is fake and gay
>>41581115hang in there matoe
>>41581115no it isnt!!! its so beautiful!! have you bitten into a perfectly ripe tomato the world is so full of light
>>41581119<3>>41581122mmm i do love a good tomato
i look like a cheap prostitute
i need to turn into paste
>>41581128slay. that's how you know its a fit. your makeup shows excellent discretion and restraint and i have never met either of those things in my life
>>41581128v pretty
>>41581128holy headsizepill
5 hours 20 mins left
>>41581143i have macrocephaly
>>41581128also don't be scared of the camera! no signs of weakness! you gotta show it the same confidence you have on here
my cock was made for serving trannies
>>41581168good dildo!
i can't believe discordia's ignoring me this hurts
>>41581168does your cock have a credit card?
>>41581206this guy's cock has a credit card and I don't this sucks
so sleepyim never staying up again!!
ughhhhhwhy is it sooooo expensive Y_Y
>>41580518imagine not being introduced to trannies because of furfag stuff and hentai, i was surprised they were real and really autistic.why did i get one shotted like that i should've just been riding my bike and playing halo and stuff
how are you today stu?
>>41581213get that energy up! you're the strongest!
>>41581206>>41581212yeah, runs doom as well
>>41581223:Di should make foodbut im lazyyyyyyyyy
>>41581217enlightenment is always instant. that's the correct introduction path. furfags will inherit the kingdom of heaven. we are real and we are so autistic and we love you
>>41581227i don't know how to play.... francis do you know
>>41581108>i dont have any heirs 'w'oh... just get lucky and pull all the current banners? ugh that's rough tho, and least the story is gonna be good tho right... T°T
>>41581228i just got done cooking food and it was so fun! it came out rly good too! go enjoy it just get over the inertia stopping you! you're the strongest so it's no problem
im dead
>>41581234i am NOT opening that slop game Ely has an event in hi3 I'll go spoil her there
>>41581243okie i will do it! i have some fish i should cook while its still fresh i will make that
>>41581229they should make furfags real but the "technology isn't there yet" yeah whatever fucking idiots we can give people headaches and nausea remotely from their computer but we can't give someone goat horns yeah dude whatever.imagine how much better you'd look with stubby little horns, yeah, exactly
Does anyone know how to make a topster using last.fm I forgot
>>41581215don't ignore me.... i made something just for you
>>41581249OHHHH that sounds so good I'm cheering you on!!!!! i wanna eat fish lately....
>>41581254i do not believe that they can't do it. give me my horns. they're holding out on us
5 hours 54 minutes
>>41581264WRONG 4 HOURS 54 MINUTES
>>41581264meowww meowwwwwwww mrowwwwwww meowwwww
>>41581221bad!!>>41581212i dont either :(>>41581227i dont need it to play doom>>41581233ive played the first level and then stopped bc i was bored a few times
new... tried to make it good>>41581293>>41581293>>41581293
>>41581296what is that faggoty ass picrel
