>be me>pooner, but passing; modestly viable bf material>roughly 5/10 overall or 7/10 if you don't mind the phallo>meet qt3.14 twink>at least an 8/10>we get along, start flirting>find out he already has a bf>meet bf>same height and build as me>but a greasy autistic theymab loser>even the most perfect possible cock wouldn't take him above a 3/10I know it's probably not right for me to hope for them to break up, but I can't help thinking he's dating way below his looksmatch. And everythingelsematch. The guy has no job, no income, no future plans, and dresses and smells like he doesn't know what soap is.If there's a chance the bf is a repressed MtF, should I try to pinkpill them?Should I just wait for them to break up?
>>41627750Show us your pussy hole
>>41627784>>phallo
>>41627750From personal experience, you should be aware of one more possibility: the twink has some kind of specific kink or fetish. As someone with same, I can and do date guys that are probably (from an external POV) “below” me in looks if we match on kink. I just don’t care, because a hot body will NEVER get me off like an enthusiastic and willing participant in my kinks does.
>>41627750>twink x ogreYou're good, it won't last. Twinks never seriously date outside of their league for long.
>>41627878I'd marry an ugly bastard honestly
Fuck you OP. That is such a fembrained way of thinking. Just fucking die.
>>41627878I did consider that, and I have to wonder what could possibly be rare enough to be worth it. Scat? Clown costumes?
>>41628025You should try showering sometimes. It might not be enough to help you pass as a woman, but it'll at least make you feel better.
>>41628107lol, you sound like a bitch from mean girls. Eat shit you smug reddit sounding cunt.
>>41628152methinks the hon doth rage too much
>>41627983>>41628077Maybe it's literally just an ugly bastard fetish?
>>41627750Awww look once again a straight woman is jealous of gays <3 first time she cut her tits and vag off and played a poonjoshi boy, thought she was a man and can be like the ukes in her fav yaoi mangas, and now she wonders why gay guys would rather fuck ugly guys with cocks instead of pooners with thigh sausages, that's so cute :3
>>41628342>>41628251
>>41628077>Clown costumesthat can't be that rare....right anons?pls, don't let me find out this way
>>41627878Hey, wait! Are you possibly that legendary pretty goodboy musclepup? If you are, I have a Halloween related question for you puppy
>>41627750Buddy they're not going to break up if he's with that person at what is obviously a low point he either likes that about them, or it's not a dealbreaker. There are millions of twinks in the world don't get hung up on someone taken. Homewrecking is despicable and waiting for something that won't happen will make you bitter.Tell us about your phallo though, what are your erections like? Sensitivity? How do blowjobs feel for you
>>41627784he can'the gotTHE GRAFT
>>41627750If you're a gayden you have nothing to worry about
>>41629982Gross
>>41629773I'm sorry... Don't get yourself down about it, I'm sure there are plenty of bulbous noses out there for you, waiting to be sensually honked.
You dont have a dick so you wouldnt get it but it matters a lot, even more so for prostate havert.sad dicklet
>>41630060Gayden who only tolerates big dicks here. How many inches does a dude have to have to hit your prostate just right?
>>41629773I'm into clown zombie shit so you're at least adjacent to monsterfuckers like me
>>41630083Also gayden and not related I suppose but any cock 6 and up is big to me. 5 is normal, would never want something smaller than that unless he was bottoming and then it doesn't matter. I'd suck a small dick
>>41629959>Tell us about your phallo thoughIt's mildly inconvenient to have to take a minute to pump it up at the start, but then I don't have to worry about getting soft. Sensitivity feels like my tdick did before but bigger. Blowjobs are great.Bonus point for phallo that the haters won't admit: you can get it as big as you want. I went for 10", but like usual, it gets a bit shorter and fatter as it heals, so I ended up with an 8" baseball bat.Before anyone asks, no, I'm not posting pics.
>>41630060Small dicks are cute.
>>41630136If it feels as good as t dick does but you can assfuck men with it that sounds like the greatest outcome possible. How much did it cost, what was the recovery time for it? Ending up with 8 is unfathomably based that's the best cock size there is. Thanks for sharing by the way
>>41630194Agreed, but also men being pathetic in any way it hot
>>41630083Dicklet here, mine is 5.9 inches and it feels humiliating, I have literally rejected women over it before because I was ashamed of my dick, it's wild to me there are men who are even smaller
>>41630229There is no god, suffering is eternal, the damned walk the earth. All that aside, as demoralizing as it is to be a dicklet I've still always had lots of sex so it's more my burden to bear. Your dick is fine actually, you're gonna make it
>>41630196IDK how much it cost in total, I got it mostly covered by insurance / universal healthcare. The hair removal beforehand cost a few grand though.I was mostly recovered 6 months later, but the scar tissue didn't settle into its final appearance until a year or two afterwards. Same as any other surgery, really.
>>41630229Why is this thread talking about SPH now. I want the clownfuckers back.
>>41630271How long after surgery until you could pee without a catheter?
>>41630291To summon us you have to offer the clussy. Put on the outfit and spread your asscheeks
>>41630323IDK man it's been years. 2 weeks maybe?
>>41630350Gotcha, helps a lot. I always waited hoping science would offer us better options, but I didn't count on the world becoming violently transphobic and anti science and medicine
u can tell this thread is bait bc the OP said they willingly had phalloplasty
>>41630402Newfag
>>41627983>>41628077It doesn’t need to be obscure or off-putting or anything. There is just a huge difference between finding someone who will do the kink stuff you like “for you” like it’s a favor or cost, versus someone who is authentically into it themselves as well. >>41629888It me. Is your Halloween question about what I wore? :)
>>41629982>Gayden the GraftedFOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL.... BEAR WITNESS
>>41630466WOAH IT HAPPENED THIS IS IT THIS IS REAL THE ENORMOUS PUREHEARTED SWEETEST GOODEST BOY DRESSED UP AND SHARED IT. I HAVE WANTED THIS SO MUCH FOR SO LONG ASDFHJLOMNFXSAYHJJAaaaaahhhh, AHH, you're a gentleman and a scholar, a pillar of the community, a premium piece of ass. Thank you for this puppy, I am so happy you chose to share this. You know you're always dazzling, but the ears! the hair! a guy touching you!! THE COLLAR!!! Can't believe I can finally die in peace what a relief. I cannot take my eyes off your chest this has doomed me. Hope you all had a great time, I went to a Halloween party and the soundtrack was K Pop Demon Hunters all night, I loved it. Had my own Halloween playlist in the car on the ride over so I didn't mind the repetitiveness of it. Frankenstein by Rina Sawayama and the Dead Dance by Gaga did recently make it on there. The highlight of the party was someone brought their cat on a leash dressed as Scooby Doo haha. I always like to see people show off their pets. Buzzball has pumpkin flavor out now if that's your thing that's what I drank that nightI agree with the enthusiastic participation thing but if you're someone like me with Lots of kinks, I stick more to a hierarchy of kinks. No one will ever like all of it, especially since most people aren't vers switch, but if the core ones are met I'm happy. Other than the energy being different when they just humor you, when they have the same kink you can innovate and discover more things you enjoy about it because they have their own vision and give you new ideas
>>41630913spoken like a woman
>>41630657
>>41630988Holy kek
>>41630466oughhhhh im gonna find a musclepup i swear it
>>41630913I’m so glad that you like it—it was a big hit for sure, and a lot of fun to walk around with a collar on all night. I hope you had a great Halloween too. Dead Dance is a gym jam for me now. I agree with you that if you are very kinky, you will never find a good person who perfectly matches all your sexual interests. But there’s usually some core affect that underlies multiple kinks, and that’s the thing that needs to be authentic and mutual. For me, it’s dom/sub. It’d be okay if my partner just humors me with the pup-specific or hypnosis stuff, so long as they were authentically and genuinely dom (in the non-mean way that I like). Here is some sideboob for you since you are such a nice fan. Fwiw, if you dropped a discord or something I would be happy to send you progress pics now and then. You’re very motivating.
>DAAAAEEERHHHHH >DUUUURRRR>CUT BOOBS OFF MEEEEEEH>ABLAAAABOOO DUUURRRYou pooners are fucking disgusting at least mtf's are sometimes hot.
>>41631789Anon, it doesn't matter what your opinion is if nobody wants to fuck you anyway...
>>41627750>afab as always judges only by the looksgrim
>>41631964Hygiene is for more than just looks, anon.
>>41632002Love transcends the material
>>41627750 UPDATE:I was going to say that I'd pray for these two >>41631943 having fun together and hope that the good karma would bless me. But apparently it already has.The twink was just texting me about how he's been wanting to break up with his partner, but they still live together, and he doesn't want to treat me like I'm just a rebound. So I wasn't reading too far into it, he really was flirting with me.I will be nothing but gentlemanly and wait until he's ready, but I WILL be wrecking that bussy by New Year's.pic vaguely topical
>>41632149We're all gonna make it son your kind heart has bequeathed you dat ass. Invite me to the wedding one day, wear him like a sock, amen
>>41632018I can smell this post.
>>41632149what doujin is the pic from? >>41632149>>41632149
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