>be me ftm>rich passoid roommate always buys nice expensive chips and candy>get high>eat all her shit in the night>do this most nights>last go to steal her shit as usual>there is a note in her cupboard "dear anon, please stop stealing my stuff."now what do i do?
>>41674412assert your dominance and rape them.they are your bitch and shall provide to you.
i hate to agree with that other guy but yeah rape does seem the obvious choice doesnt it
>>41674412steal her virginity
>>41674412typical female behavior, taking what isn't yours
>>41674568i just get so hungry
>>41674573must be that time of the month
>>41674573eat her gock nonconsensually
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>>41674573please big round sir please do not eat me i have no meat on my bones please do not swallow me whole
>See cringe unfunny post>It was made by afabSTFU and post your photos, nobody cares what holes have to say
>>41674412comically fembrained post>I am being held accountable... now what?First time, lady?
why is everyone so mean the post was funny
>>41675066it's moids just projecting again
>>41675066I'd laugh but women aren't funny and get mad when free resources are denied to them
>>41674412>expensive chips and candyDo you mean "brand name"...?>>41675074It's a larp post
>>41675085>It's a larp postthis post is genuine and i got too high and im currently eating her "brand name" candy as we speak. faggot.
>>41675226does she have snickers
>>41675226>eating her "brand name" candy as we speakWhat are these expensive brand name chips, anon? If you're eating them just post a pic.
>>41675243I'm being stalked and followed and I live in a very specific country and the candy's brand will alert the stalkers of my presence so I cannot..even saying this much has compromised me
>>41674412why are pooners so big and greedy
Man I hate roommates I don't miss them at all. Would rather live in a 200 sq ft studio.
>>41674412>now what do i do?Take a shit in their cupboard as your response, and then look for the new hiding place (under their bed btw)
>>41674412I go into such a moid rage having my food eaten without being asked. You should really get your own snacks