ok hear me out what if you could make your hips wider by putting a metal block or something similar between your legs (with cushions so it doesnt hurt) so that it forces them apart but then get a caliper thingy on your lower legs right above the knee and tighten it (picrel basically)? you wouldnt do it super hard and it would be a slow process so you dont break your legs out of their sockets or something but would it work?? it seems like it would... someone tell me why it wouldnt work and help improve my (patent pending) invention if so
Have fun ruining your ability to walk.
>>41679312>>41679296Yeah you are going to end up bow-legged walking like a retard
>>41679296No you'll just damage the ball joint. You might get a few mm on each side before it pops
>>41679312>>41679322why would it do that? maybe you can put something else along the legs to keep them straight?>>41679330but what if it was REALLY slow, and you eat super healthy to give the joint time to repair at a new distance
just do yoga, why are you obsessed with contraptions
>>41679380how does yoga change hips
>>41679330yeah you'll unnaturally strain your hip joint op
>>41679380>why are you obsessed with contraptionsmalebrained
>>41679370joints and bones aren't magic you can't shape them without fucking their function. its all connected. hip to leg to knee. you move the hip you change the angle of the knee which changes how the leg connects to that joint and so on all the way up and down your body and keep in mind that angular changes at a given point are magnified with distance
>>41679380>>41681964not malebrained, fredbrained.fred, of course will always be a woman.
>>41679380>why are you obsessed with contraptionsphilosophybute
>>41679296>someone tell me why it wouldnt workbecause it would be trying to pull bone through the cartilagesince the cartilage is much softer, they hip joint would become dislocated without transmitting any pull to the bone
>>41679296White women really be doing anything other than a normal workout
>>41679296you'd just stress your hip joint. they already invented a way for boymoders to grow hips called the big mac.
>>41679296this must feel so good
>>41679296That's stupid. After a certain age the epiphyseal plates of long bones like the femur close and things like this would just be putting stress on pure bone. if done earlier, the epiphysieal plates would still be growing cartilage and undergoing ossification, so would maybe be affected by this. but at that age estrogen would be more effective, as it would tell your cell to build the pelvis in a more typically female way (ie wider, with the femur sitting to the side rather than under). This would just fuck your hips and legs up probably.
>>41679296why dont you just get a bf instead of caring about this? a bi guy wont care about this brainrot
>>41679296just do banded hip abductions and other stuff so u strengthen ur hip and pelvic floor muscles and ligaments and stretch a lot and work on feminine posture so that ur hips naturally realign to be wider>>41679434bcs it just does idk. do a ton of child’s poses and cat cows and twists. and make sure to stretch tfl and all that. it helps open everything up. and u strengthen everything so it holds itself more open.
>>41682345fred is a chaser sorry
>>41685742everywhere i look i see his face,,,
>>41679296easier to eat burgers and get a fat ass
