if I cast a spell on a tranny friend I hate now do you guys like black maick or try to use light wish I had better magicks I have sinister magicks I did not try my spell out yet on my 'friend'. heueheheeueheuheu
>>41679480drink red tbhon
why the fuck would anybody pick anything other than purple unless they're gay. it makes me seethe!
>>41679480id drink yellow i think, good enough, normal life>>41679519because it's too vague and you're going to get monkey's pawed somehow
>>41679480im asexual and happily voluntarily celibate and don't even masturbate, so purple is the easiest choice ever for me
>>41679480what if i gain honfidence than become a passoid
>>41680906purple works backwards on you and anything that can grant sexual "pleasure" for you does but in the most mentally disturbing and physically exhausting way possible. A single orgasm would leave you writhing in pain for hours and you'd feel a painful afterglow for days
>>41681067holy based im switching to purple
>>41681067ok but i don't masturbate and ive orgasmed like once in 2025 out of curiosityso purple has no downside
>>41679480Yellow tbhon, i can just looksmaxx with makeup
>>41681122Okay but how would you feel about the purple potion if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
>>41681254but i did have breakfast.
>>41679500You are colorblind
>>41681122>ok but i don't masturbate and ive orgasmed like once in 2025 out of curiosity>so purple has no downside>anything that can grant sexual "pleasure" for you does but in the most mentally disturbing and physically exhausting way possible>ANYTHING THAT CANdoesn't matter what you do, its about what the world does to youyour shirt scratching your nips the wrong way could set you off and ruin your day. just imagine shit
>>41681393tbhOoOOoOOoooOOoOOoooon....
>>41681405ummm maybe im just not enough of a coomer to have developed hypersensitivity but my clothing has never given me feelings of sexual "pleasure"my nipples on my shirt do not get stimulated sexuallyface it, i get a free win here. im immune to this particular monkeys paw. i won
>>41679480Purple, I can live without orgasms if I live in my perfect futa goddess body
>>41681228this desu. Max factor maxxing is the key to any 5/10
>>41681445I think you're just literally incapable of imagining hypotheticals>if you drink this potion anything that could give you an allergic reaction will be 100x worse to the point you'll need to be hospitalized>>okk but i don't have any allergies lol>I said anything that could, so like if you ate peanut butter you'd have a bad reaction>>buttttt i'm not allergic to peanut butter lolif this example isn't illustrative then idk how to help youmaybe ace people are just all mentally handicapped
>>41681445You're immune to imagining abstract situations and ideasYour ideal, fully-actualized self would be a brick that is used to build a public bathroom
>>41679480if the yellow potion means cis woman when it says woman then id pick that, otherwise im choosing purple
>>41681530>>41681537i can work with hypotheticals, im just not interested in a monkeys paw arms race where me telling you why this potion is a good fit for me is met with you coming up with reasons it's actually bad for meyeah if someone's got sensitive body parts or isn't asexual or whatever it'd suck for them. i get it, i can imagine it. the hypothetical has landed and im just telling you it doesn't apply to me like it would to the hypothetical woman. "but what if"s don't really interest me, you just want the potion to be the "bad" choicei even poked fun at the breakfast question earlier lol. i was aware of it then
