>>41680813Literally making thread from in the woods you lazy fucks
>>41682955why are you in the woods dummy
>>41682973Lol
I legitimately think opposite sex-attracted """""people""""" are not ensouled.
i want to cuddle with a guy and maybeee see if his dick can fit in my throat. does that mean i'm gay? i just dont know.
dirty hands are hot
>>41680485Okay I shavedTook me 3 hoursLooking down now I realize I missed a few spotsOh well
>>41682994My cock is even dirtier come play ina woods with me skunk. There was a fire out here a bit ago so everything has that cool burnt wood smell
>>41682955post forest hole
>>41683012sounds like fun
>>41682993What do you get out of roleplaying as an intellectually disabled closet case on an anime forum?
>>41683029why do you think they're role playing
>>41683029shut up faggot, no one asked you
>>41682984Literally what I've saying lately sis>>41683007How do you feel now? Always I shave my balls I feel a bit perverted
>>41682955Why are you here instead of enjoying the woods? Next time extend an invite?!
gosh i just want to get destroyed, but in a good way..why is it so hard to get a bf..
>>41683130same-sex attracted men are 4% of the populationhomosexuals have more mental illnesses than heteros
>>41682955why are you in the woods?
>>41683046Because>I want another man to throatfuck me, is that gay? >==<Is so comically on the nose you can't even chalk it up to that guy being a bisexual because not even they are that fucking retarded and lacking in self-awareness, and that's saying something
>>41683177why aren't you
>>41683190>not even they are that fucking retarded and lacking in self-awarenessthat's not been my experience with bisexuals
>>41683192outdoors is scary
>>41683163>homosexuals have more mental illnesses than heterosThat's not possible because breeders are by definition mentally ill(they're women or are attracted to women)
>>41683225*grabs you by the penis and leads you out to the woods*
Delta, what do you think about cole and geo from ninjago?
>>41683163my mental illness is i'm clingy, selfish, and annoying.
>>41683274is your hole clingy, selffish and annoying?
i want to find whoever started the sweater design trend of "putting aran knit pattern on the front and leaving the back blank" and slowly and painfully kill then
>>41683284my hole cant be annoying
>>41683292i'm annoyed already
>>41683286why have you ever knit a cable knit sweaterit is so much faster to only do the cables on the front
>>41683308only a bottom would get annoyed by simple logic
>>41683342ok tardo
would you fellate a father's phallus?
>>41683372no, breeders are disgusting
>>41683388but the virile cum...
I have a guy that I'm into. I don't know if he's gay. How do I proceed? What scares me is what if he's actually gay? I never had a boyfriend so I wouldn't even know how to hit on him. This is awkward
>>41683451bottoms produce better cum
>>41683372thats been inside a woman so no
>>41683457post hole
i only cum handsfree nowadays. i used to be straight though
>>41683471I posted my dick once on 4chan. Someone complimented it saying that its the type girls like. Ironic.
>>41683457ask him if he has a gf
>>41683485>Ironic.or bisexual nonsenseyou gonna post hole?
>>41683339half assing something is still half assing something
>>41683490How do I not make it weird? Guys don't ask that without reason
>>41683466isn't it hot that you can attract a guy who has fucked women but he saw you and decided he wanted to fuck you more than them
>>41683503ask him if he likes the firm thrust of a man's cock between his cheeks
>>41683501No
>>41683503Well if you're in school still and you're worried about being outted as gay or something, you can phrase it in another way. Like ask him what kind of girls that he likes.
>>41683502sometimes you don't have a whole ass to give, and maybe it's better compromise and give what you can rather than nothing at all. don't make the perfect the enemy of the good
>>41683513I'm a university student
>>41683511lame
>>41683503it's really not a weird question to ask
>>41683524Should be fine then. Just be cute and shy and you'll have no problems, cute shy gay guys are the best and he won't be mad at you for asking
>>41683539>Just be cutelol
>>41683504No, Ive never been into it. Its a maaajor turn offplus then there's a chance of him leaving because pressure, etc
>>41683539Okay but even if he answers "no" that still doesn't settle anything
>>41683557Extremely based, you have to be retarded to date bi guys
>>41683557that does make senseperhaps I'm just coping with only having dated bisexual men who don't see fem bottoms as people
>>41683563>>41683510
>>41683572He supposedly likes Lady Gaga
>>41683568>retardedor desperate... and easily manipulated...
>>41683580you have bad taste in men
>>41683519it's not like wool is highly perishable, if you lose motivation to completely knit a sweater then just put it down for a while and come back later. if you want warmth then i'd think it's doubly important to do both the front and back so your back doesn't get colder quicker.unless your in a rush to knit a sweater i guess, but i don't think anyone has ever been in that circumstance
>>41683600She had some good songs alright
>>41683619and music
>>41683547you can't keep laughing at mee on 4chan.org and get away with it lolanon
>>41683611idk I've put projects down and never picked them back up again bc I'm the type of person to start a ton of projects and rarely finish any of themsometimes, if you're like that, you just have to find what works for you to be able to get things finished
okay, but hear me out
>>41683709i love this channel. binge watched him when i had bad insomnia because his vids were chill
;_;
>>41683709top's standards>be under 5'8">be under 150lbs>be white or asian>have a small dick>fat ass is necessary>no body hair anywhere, no exceptionsbottom's standards>someone's dad
>>41683761i do not appreciate it
>>41683779ok pedo
>>41683779what's wrong with this, aside from the top not wanting any pubic hair
i want a bf who's super gay
good dick is changing me for the better
>>41683813and i want a nintendo switch 2
I'm holding out for the switch 2 lite
>>41683876congrats
switch vrstop. need
>>41683783;;__;;
would you date a beaner
Hairy hole
>>41683947if he teaches me spanish, yes
>>41683979Holy low standards
Squeak and shiza scissoring their wet girl holes together in a lesbian butt orgy
>>41683939there's an animated version of this, but i forgot the title and didn't save the link :(
>>41684058That's fine it's "Life Magic" you can watch it on YouTube.
>>41684080thanks anon <3
Test
Was anyone else here molested by women?
>>41684172I dunno if it counted as molestation since we were both like 12.
>>41684222if she was forceful, then yeah
>>41684239Well then uh oh
>>41684172What about overexposure to media and content with highly sexualized women, and outright pornography when too young? Does that count?
>guy near me with a nice cock on sniffles >never message him but always admire it>he's listed as poz undetectable >get horny and decide to finally message him >he changed his profile to say negative on prep starting to make me wonder how many guys are just blatantly lying about being negative or being on prep. Like yes U=U blah blah nobody is at risk if he's undetectable but it still feels so unethical to me.
>>41684276>U=U>Trusting a stranger to take their meds as directedLol
>>41684276Now that you say that, probably a few.
>>41684314I don't trust them that's why I'm on descovy. When I'm in a bathhouse or cruising place I don't ask status. Because men lie. It was just surprising to me to catch a guy in the act lying about it.
>>41684276Disgusting. Should be a felony to lie about not having it if someone's poz
This song makes me see dream of suicidehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xlh11bu9nw
>>41684332He had a bunch of shit about how you should move on if you have a problem with undetectable men and that's all gone now too. I guess too many people on the app for whores have problems with it. I would have fucked him but the lying is a turn off.
we're not the same
>>41684358Just put him down. Like who needs that many dicks that they have weird diseases about it.
>>41683092Kinda regret itI look better with a beard and body hairOh well it will grow back
foot fetishists be like "i need a pirouettejob"
>>41684358Yeah starting with the undetectable shit
>>41684276they probably wouldn't feel the need to lie if people didn't see them as rabid rodents
>>41683007My favorite part of shaving my legs is when I go to bed and my sheets feel so nice uwu
>>41684386It's the opposite with me.
Its weird that these 2 guys are the same age and yet left looks 10 years older
>>41684416It really does.
>>41681574>I think it started because he moved in close to help me with something and I didn't step back like a straight guy would from the body contactDo straight guys do that? I often move out of the way for people out of politeness for personal space and stuff regardless of the person.
Why cant regular guys dress better? That oversized tshirt makes him look like a kid wearing his father's clothes.
Back at my favorite spot with bae
>>41684416I love that. It's one of my favorite parts too!
>>41684491What kind of food is that?
>>41684491chili's is your favorite restaurant?
>>41684501looks like chili's fajitas
>>41684525Oh yummy I had those before
Does a personality make up for being ugly?
>>41684510>>41684501Its urban rio in Plano
>>41684486>a kid wearing his father's clothes.hot
>>41684550I wouldn't know. I have both.*sparkles*
>>41684569Nice his fajitas look good but yours looks bad.
>>41684575Oof dolt. I meant personality and beauty! ˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱
>>41684550Realistically? Probably not
>>41684592Do you like fajitas delty?
>>41684601Never had them
I'll stuff your white pillow tortillas with warm spicy meat >.<
>>41684569Oh I love Mexican food ^-^>>41684575>>41684586Congrats, Anon. I wish I could be pretty.>>41684592:c
>>41684623They're very flavorful. We'll order them on our date together at Taco Bell
>>41684550David Sedaris once claimed "if you can't be cute, you might as well be clever," and that mindset landed him Hugh. But then again he came from money and is a successful writer so I dunno.
>>41684486Yeah that's the idea, homeslice. Ancient decrepit boy next door effect.
>>41684685He looks like a cryptobro.
>>41684668I have neither good looks nor am I super smart :<
>>41684726Find somebody who just makes you feels sexy and cooks you dinner sometimes then I dunno. Don't ask me about this shit, ask Dan. He's the function human life and all that.
He's the one with the functional human life* holy fuck don't do drugs
>>41684840Ive been telling people this since I was a kid! Never met anyone I liked or trusted that did drugs.
I considered myself straight until I was 23 years old. At 25, I fucked a dude. I never fucked a girl or had a girlfriend during all that time. My first kiss was with a trans girl that same year. Some say I'm “prison gay”, but I love fucking dudes and trans girls. Girls rejected me for too long but with guys I only have fun.
Do you like mr pancakes? I feel that he tries to hard and hes too clingy... hes always trying to sits on me...
>>41684944who allowed you to get that cat, he needs adult care
>>41684969I do takes care of him i feed him I give him baths I change his litter box...
He gets stinky sometimes so I have to give him a bath I use baby shampoo on him x3
>>41684944his call you silly with his wrinkles
>>41685001:0
my kitty would beat yours up, he's part feral and not some pedigree cat
>>41684984oh wow it's permanent
>>41685017Mr pancakes is sweet hes a sweet boy hes all baby...
https://voca.ro/1zRGRq64IrB9
>>41684900Okay that's just whatever man. I don't normally say this, but nobody asked.
>>41685030https://youtu.be/mS1Ckczz0LQ?si=OqlZjQKB8J8z-2avAre you a fan of hole? Courtney love is the most convincing tranny ive ever seen
I seen pancakes take a poo before and the poop plopped out of his butthole and then he buried it while it was still steaming...
Im beautiful and I have a charming personality but im also ugly gritty and real
>>41685053yes, especially Live Through This. I listen to a lot of grunge like hole, Nirvana, Alice in Chains.
>>41685026cats should be killing machines, not lounging in sweaters.sometimes my kitty instills fear even in a sigma like me, because of how unpredictable his bloodlust is
we so cute ahh
>>41685084Do you like this song? https://youtu.be/ltkjeyKlA1s?si=eBMhhB4gxB__qsKdIt makes me think of the early days of my schizophrenia manifesting when I was living with my ex boyfriend in the scary woods lol
>>41685085My kitty would never harm anything i saw him he caught a mouse once and instead of killing it he was licking it like a baby
>>41685104I mean I really thought my sweet wonderful boyfriend was going to murder me because I had paranoid schizophrenia and I was hallucinating bones and blood dripping from the ceiling and conversations that never happened I was truly demented and he was a good guy so I feel bad about all the stress I must have puts him through
>>41685103Nice man you look happy>>41685104Yeah i listen to stuff like this sometimes, pretty good song. Schizo music can be comfy lol
>>41685129I actually had something similar happen one time that I haven't shared here. I was in the hospital and lost a lot of blood and I thought my nurses were going to try to kill me. I thought they were feeling my IV bags with sodium nitrate and so I would take them to my restroom and pull them out of my arm and dump them in the toilet. They call the security guard to watch me in my room and I checked out early which was a mistake because I was still two weeks from losing blood and surgery which was a mistake because I was still two weeks from losing blood and surgery and i almost died
I think hispanic girls need drama and drunken crying sprees or they wilt and die. Damn these bitches do this every Friday night like clockwork
Goodnight. Tomorrow I'm going hiking love this time of the year
>>41684944Is that Mr. Pancakes? I like that you gave him a sweater. I am glad you take good care of him. He seems special.
>>41685159sleep well anon
Hairy nuts for breakfast
>>>/hm/2689484Can someone post some naked haribo pics? I know I’m missing a few
>>41685672sexooooo
>sleep for 8hrs>still tired:(>>41685103>those sweatpantsThink I'm gonna be sick >>41685672Hawt
>>41685758Post hole
Post your /fit/ pics, twinks >>>/fit/76827957
>>41685758ur such a twinkbian winona
I want to cross gay men with gay women to see if the kids become gay at a higher rate than expected (very supportive parents.)
squeak
>>41685799Corrective rape works so this would actually produce a hetero couple.
>>41685799but that would be science and discover inconvenient factsthat would be like inventing a test to discern genetic gays and trans from gooners and psychos. no one would take it
>>41685832>genetic gays and trans from gooners and psychosI'm all four of those things
>>41685797:/
>>41684830Okay, thank you. That's good advice. :)>>41684883I use caffeine and weed>>41684944Yes! He's cute
>>41685882post hole
>>41684984You are a good cat parent!
i can only date men in their 30s now, specifically, millennials. but aren't all the good ones snatched up by now..
Why do I like smelling a guy's sweaty pits? Something's wrong with me
>>41685905I am waiting for a rich gen x fag to take me with him to the cape where I will cook and clean for him.
>>41685886Nooooo >~<
>>41685914for me it's because i associate my bfs smell with hugging him and fucking him so it's a good memory. i don't have any reaction to random men's pits
>>41685953yes
>>41685964Here's my eyes instead :)https://litter.catbox.moe/0vf16z.jpg
>>41685986Don't care. Post hole
hi gays how do I stop being a big fat pussy and make a grindr account/go to clubs as a 18 y.o college student?
>>41685758I took an accidental nap and almost missed going to the store but I still made it and I'm tired too (─.─||)
>>41686039Post big fat pussy
>>41685957My partner in PE is a beefy jock I like smelling his sweat, makes me go crazy
>>41686117How big is his pp
>>41682955i have never had sex, i imagine it must be pretty exciting to have some guy rest his cock and balls on your face as you look up at him
Cum on my toes
>>41685010his scalp is so visible
>>41686141Are they hairy
>>41686145Oh yeah :)
>>41686153*Cums*
>>41686145Post toes
Peanut butter toes
>>41686123Haven't seen it yet but his pp slaps against his pants when we're in the changing room
Hairy gaysHow do you guys shave your nipples? Do I just go around it?
>>41686261how old are you>>41686288i don't shave
Does anyone else watch Dateline reruns and genuinely feel bad for the predators?
Does anyone else watch Dateline reruns feel bad for the old man predators?
>>4168630122 why
>>41686325just wondering. 'PE' is kind of vague
>>41686310Sometimes when they're hot
>>41686333We had PE classes in college. It's just a bunch of running, push ups, etc but my favorite is when I get lifted by my partner.
>>41686343interesting. i've never heard of any 22 year olds having 'PE' you should lift him. guys need male to male physical contact
y'all boykissers
i only kiss men you pedo
>>41686382I can lift him, I'm 5'5 and he's around 6'0. But when he lifts me he doesn't struggle a bit.
>>41686337for me it's when the decoys clearly bait with sex language and they omit it with editing>Sheriff: Yew were telling this FIFTEEN YEAR OL that you were hard?>Pred: He brought it up first. I was just, you know-and the decoy chatter turns out to actually be a middle-aged woman
>>41686414all this lifting and you haven't touched ass or dick yet
>>41686394Yes! (ages 15 and under)
>>41686434I slap his big ass sometimes and he grabs my legs in response
>>41686448he sounds straight
>>41686402adult twinks are boys tho
>>41686464i don't kiss anything that would call itself twink
>>41686394I've never been kissed...
>>41686456Yeah he has a gf.
>>41686500gross, drop him
>>41686474why?
>>41686507i have standards
>>41683012by all that's holy if a guy invited me to "come play in the woods" i would fold
>>41686513you would fold for dirty cock
Seethefag, it's the weekend. Take ONE day off.
>>41686499I don't buy it
>>41686516wouldn't you? imagine being chased down in the woods as prey, caught and claimed where there's no one to hear you
>>41686524no. all of that sounds lame
>>41686534whatever floats your boat
>>41686431I wonder if the part of the decoys' fetish. I find it weird sometimes they prolong the chat for weeks while pretending to be underage
>>41686524sounds hot. I'd be too much of a prude to enjoy something like that irl tho
time for another day filled with panic attacks and pain :|
>>41686499how big is your pp
>>41686564connect with the earth larry, go outside barefoot under a waterfall, allow it to cleanse you
>>41686499same :(
>>41686603>>41686567
>>416866075 inches
>>41682955porn isn't cheating so i really don't understand why your upset about me jerking off to your friends instagram
breed the squeak
>>41686596the outside is full of dogshit and trash, i cannot connect with the earth properly walking among that..
somebody made me out in the game topster thread :X
Pre-save Wuthering Heights
Hairless twinks
>>41686612Decent size, perfect for a bf
>>41686522It's true ;-;>>41686567Uhm 7 inches...>>41686603:c
i want a guy to fuck me like an animal.
>>41686683Post hard pp
>>41686677...are ugly
>>41686649you are the dogshit and trash that you seeeverything's connected and intertwined be with one it
>>41686701why did you call yourself dogshit and trash, if everything is connected, i am you and you are me
>>41686696N-noooo :s
>>41686715Why not
Foot heaven...
>>41686717I am a good boi
>>41686728>not a single white guyvomit
>>41686739Good Bois post hard pp
>>41686728how boys can be together like that with no boner or a desire to fuck is impossible to imagine
>>41686739good boys don't know their size as they never measured it you whore
I've never measured my pp, I just know it's smaller than every man I've been with
>>41686754What's your size anon
>>41686651>topsterooh I always thought people used photoshop or something to make those lists and I thought it seemed tedious af but it's a website?? lol>>41686759saame
>>41686728Too brown
>>41686759>>41686768Post hard pp
>>41686772That might be a problem
>>41686774Impotent already? Tsk
>>41686772no, I'm not a whore it's like thumb sized though
>>41686779It's whore - y to show someone your pp
>>41686741I wish I was hungMy pp just sticks out straight when hard
>>41686794yes same, it's like a short piece of rope that doesn't have the length to hang down lol
Why did I quote you :3
>>41686796Mine's unfortunate because my dad is hung but I probably got the recessive gene hehe...
>>41686804I used to think penises got bigger as you got older, like noses or ears, bc my dad's dick is much bigger than mine lmao
>>41686744This is the best I can dooohttps://litter.catbox.moe/1ld26t.jpg>>41686754Noooo >.<
It isn't that weird for a bottom to want a pussy. Hes made to take cock. So is pussy.
>>41686812I think I does get big, but more on its girth
>>41686823A normal and sensible bottom who isn't about to become a tranny wants to have a self-lubricating asshole, not lose his pp
i like knowing i can take turns with my bf, filling each other's holes with cum.
>>41686844I don't mean wants dick cut off and surgery pussy.I do love my cock though.
sitting daddy bf's lap and feeling his erection pressing against my ass
Stop with the incest talk it's gross.
>>41686681How about you? :)
I wanna get cracked by the hot bi guy I share classes with
am i the only one who finds fat asses disgusting
Phat > fat
Where to find a bf?
i should get a sleeve
>>416870084chan.org/lgbt/gaygen
>>41687008There are some good deals on Aliexpress
>>41687026awful idea
slayer, you dont have a lisp. whoever said that was gaslighting you
knack is back baby
>>41685053Courtney Love is Candace Owen's whistleblower
>>41687076so you mean to say that courtney love blew candace owen's whistle? how big is candace owen's whistle? and how hard did courtney love blow it?
bill was so big, so beautiful. you would not believe it. tremeandous.
>>41687117you mean like the guy guy from kill bill?
thorny has been MIA. wot habben? did he dood?
>>41687124https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14?si=W6B3wWcqCDtDrpXi
Thorny totWas jetzt?
>>41687124he said before he had cancer and a problem with his leg
>>41687094Courtney love's brain was blown with LSD as a baby in a psychological operation at Haight Ashbury
>>41687158>problem with his leginb4 dvt
>>41687037i find lisps on guys to be really cute so i wouldn't care if i did. but thanks
some of you are LSD babies
LSD/LDS literally no difference once you know the Mormon Mafia and how they work
odds get a haircut ya hippyevens you'll regret it
>>41687193>>41687193>>41687193
>>41683779yes best bottom i ever fucked was lasered or something was super smooth and soft
