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I finally drew Sarah and I hope she's happy
QOTT: do you draw? If so, post your art
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>>41685294
Fucking brutal
>my virginity
Sugoi....
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i need to know about someone else's business I need it like air please I am begging you there has to be some tea from your life you can tell me about anything will work
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trip off next time you make a thread
many people have you filtered
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>>41685294
This is so funny every time
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>>41685322
I learned that my uncle used to fuck his landlady
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>>41685326
that sounds like a you problem... you absolutely fucking piece of shit on a crust of a cum sandwich covered with herpes, HIV sprinkled across a rainbow complex of homelessness
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>>41685342
Did he get a discount?
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>>41685285
i do but i don't have any pictures that are easy to find rn
im gonna image search it and then check to see if it was made by an ai before i say anything
>>41685258
huh
idk if anyone's ever done anything like that before
unless you count car sex
>>41685254
we all do but she's better off without this place
>>41685302
let's find out!
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>>41685350
I heard this second hand but yeah

Basically she came onto him constantly. And one night when he came home from drinking he caved and fucked her. Then she started expecting it and would sit in the house naked waiting for him to get home
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>>41685342
damn insanely problematic of her but definitely at least slightly slay of him
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you
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>>41685379
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>>41685379
My cat would jump 1 meter into the air and run away as as fast as possible if a single drop of water fell on him
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This is really pathetic

https://x.com/H_MitchellPhoto/status/1988520731508953565
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>>41685379
An Indian would jump 1 meter into the air and run away as as fast as possible if a single drop of soap fell on him
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>>41685392
I've never hammered any nails into anything so i'd probably look even more pathetic than him
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>>41685322
I made a grindr as an 80/20 femininity-preferring bi with muscles (body and face pics in profile) and I am being absolutely swarmed in dms
This is not a brag
It feels fucking weird
I don't want 98% of this attention
I think this is how women feel all the time
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>>41685420
What do you look like?
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>>41685420
yeah
Grindr is just kind of like that though
at least there's 2% that's good!
make sure you internalise this you need to feel like you are hot
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Has anyone seen Cuntarella?
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>>41685425
Like a chubby-buff hairy guy with glasses and a beard
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well, it does appear to be an original work
you did it rick, you finally did as you were told.
{[hesitantly]} good boy.
>>41685436
post hole bitch
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>>41685420
gays fuck anything
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>>41685437
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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>>41685438
yay, I made it stylized for fun. I want headpats and nuzzle mummy
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>>41685437
>chubby-buff hairy guy
Why does every chaser in this gen have this build
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>>41685442
*men
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>>41685448
Optimized for tranny taste
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>>41685448
Who cares i want to fuck all of them
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Should I buy this shirt?
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>>41685450
Can confirm
My pillow looking good tonight
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>>41685456
>should I buy this shirt
>is wearing it in her bedroom
Explain
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>>41685456
Yes
What does it say
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>>41685448
it's been performing really well in this season's meta. probably gonna get nerfed but may as well enjoy it while you can
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>>41685450
So why are they not fucking me
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>>41685446
Which one of my hoes is your favorite here? They can all be good girls for you.
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>>41685460
働いたら負け
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>>41685463
If it reverts back go tall and lean I'm gonna kys myself
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>>41685456
https://voca.ro/13Muv2Fgw6BG
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>>41685457
pillow humpers of the world unite we have nothing to lose but our dignity
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>>41685469
Making me translate it is rude but I agree with that sentiment as an affluent permaneet
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>>41685466
Scared
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>>41685454
Baste
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>>41685459
That's not me that's some other girl
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>>41685322
I forgot to brush my teeth again all day
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>>41685474
>dignity
That has been gone for some time. Hi ran away
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>>41685483
I'm too retarded for whatever is going on here but I hope you enjoy your shirt
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>>41685473
Fuck you the design is a classic
>>41685477
it was an opportunity for you to go away and study japanese and then come back and reply
>>41685489
thank you thank you i love you im sorry
>>41685484
o shit same i should go do that (doesnt go do it even slightly)
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>>41685486
thats good once you free yourself from that stuff you can just do whatever you want
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>>41685495
https://voca.ro/1i1AuOpFBszZ
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>>41685500
No I will not post my hole
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God i love humping pillows sm
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>>41685507
incredible...
>>41685511
FUCK
>>41685512
yea it rules. i love my ai generated body pillow of my husband that gave him tits
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>>41685512
You could use my thigh instead
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>>41685519
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im still specced into the twink/twunk build
hope the meta turns to my favour
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Gf who humps pillows and whimpers pathetically
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Multiclass druid monk but I pretend to be a wizard.
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>>41685535
https://voca.ro/17ehyrymKgzU
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>>41685533
Heyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>41685531
blame timothée chalamet he totally oversaturated the market
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>>41685540
>>41685507
And that good sir is precisely why you're the bard historian.
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>>41685523
>>41685533
Brb this got me horny so i need to hump a pillow again
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>>41685549
https://voca.ro/1iUw1AfaJY6v
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>>41685548
not-bronya how do we feel about vlov. he kinda reminds me of your chudsband
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>>41685531
Only way to know is to post that bod anon
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guys how do i cope with every guy i try to talk to being a repper
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>>41685559
What kind of books? There's a big difference depending on how heavy the books are. Since its your place you could set up a whole row of books above the stage and tip it dumping stacks onto them at once.
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>>41684770
How old are the bottoms on grindr that they're calling a sentient pile of fossilized remains like Steve a "younger guy"?
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>>41685569
maybe not tonight but done it a few times and got a good response
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>>41685573
https://voca.ro/1h1SB7xNDAZo

>>41685575
https://voca.ro/13OtzWukO6g0
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>>41685553
Is love to grope a girl like you while you're humping
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>>41685573
Apparently that's just a minefield you have to navigate. The girls here probably have methods to sniff it out from random people tbqh
>>41685577
Lmao
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>>41685584
That's good anon! The girls of the thread deserve to see a handsome fella
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>>41685596
he was super cool and masc af... had a few glasses of wine then he looks at me and asks how to source DIY. I give up bro!! obviously i'm not looking for a husband on grindr but like omfg
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>>41685573
Are you new here? You looked cute in that pic earlier :p
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How’s everyone’s day going?
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>>41685614
I'm sorry that happened, but that's pretty funny
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>>41685623
https://voca.ro/1fTINQlywR99
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>>41685591
honestly i vet people through interests (music sports food etc etc) and build a lil connection before initiating a link up.. and they're older and masc!! I put up so many safe guards for this but i've tried to initiate something physical with two men since september and both times they've ended up being 30+ year old reppers ://

PS ur voice is fire
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>>41685619
I saw you talking shit
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>>41685591
You're going to have to pick a building layout so that I can calculate how much time needs be spent downtime working to afford your library/cafe/butchers. Assuming that gets calculated simulating your first book throw you get 1d20=10 and with the performer not getting surprised but their dex being 7 you hit them dead on dealing 3dmg leaving them with with 1 hp remaining, their morale falters and they hold up their arms in an attempt to shield further assault and are moving towards an exit. They're very clearly scared and routing.
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>>41685636
https://voca.ro/1k8iimJTkgne
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https://voca.ro/1nKbGoETXHGu
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>>41685648
Oops, forgot the image.
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>>41685643
On who?
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>>41685562
i like him he looks evil and nefarious
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i have panda eyes
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>>41685649
https://voca.ro/1l1OwScfuxA6

>>41685619
yessss i've been lurking for a while tho
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>>41685573
start killing people
other than that you gotta sniff it out ASAP. you can't catch all of them but you're looking for signs of like. heavy dissociating coasting through life etc.
they're more common in spaces with chasers i.e. people who ONLY date trannies
generally the ones who focus more on the penis and want you to have one that's large and or functioning are more likely to be reppers so when they inevitably bring up the dick immediately keep an eye on what exactly they're saying
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>>41685676
Oh so do you know me?
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hi chat
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>>41685619
post hole right now you dumb faggot
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>>41685684
This is going to sound kinda crazy, but I don't understand why chasers even like us. I understand why reppers do, but chasers no
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>>41685684
the first point is a great one honestly . I try to take some pity on the ppl who are generally coasting cause it's tough out here i guess but I feel u. anyone who asks about my dick generally gets immediately disqualified tho
>>41685686
relatively !
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>>41685577
i don't post grindr screenshots i think thats insanely cringe but i did recently get a guy who sent me a bunch of dick pics and then just said "thoughts and feelings?" it really spoke to me. ive never meditated on a dick pick so deeply i wanted to really give a well thought out response. he's young and hot and local maybe ill meet up with him at some point. but im scaredddd
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>>41685686
Post hole or kill yourself you big fat fuck
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I agree post hole now
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>>41685710
i think some grindr screenshots are funny
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Are repper chasers really that common?
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>>41685636
a common pitfall is thinking that if a guy is more masc he's less likely to be a repper. gymreppers are super common because of the whole thing where guys are told to just hit the gym instead of figuring out their feelings. guys that are already crossdressing are like. obviously on that pipeline but its not the only sign
>>41685695
i think there's a lot of things to like about trannies! i dont think any of the things im thinking about are why chasers generally go for us but.
the other answer is the taxonomy have you seen the taxonomy. i dont want to post it because its kind of mean but i do think its a good classification of why chasers want us
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>>41685710
Why is posting screenshot without any identifying information in them cringe?
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>>41685726
I don't know if I've seen the taxonomy so I'd be super curious!
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>>41685705
no for sure right like i get it i think everyone is very miserable and just barely hanging in there these days. but there's definitely stuff to sniff out. the absolute safest bet is go for a bi guy who puts some effort into like. his masculine presentation if that makes sense? like not just lifting but like maybe he gets a cool haircut and it looks like some thought went into how he's dressed you know what i mean
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>>41685730
i dunno im obviously just like doing too much on that stuff im just like. dont make fun of someone for being horny and weird on the app for being horny and weird you know what i mean. i feel like a lot of the time it gets to an audience of straight people laughing at how people behave on grindr because they don't know the culture on there and that pisses me off. but im GRIDbrained im too protective of that stuff
>>41685724
YES
i would say they outnumber other types of chasers by at least 5:1
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>>41685735
yeah that makes perfect sense. Honestly I take a lot of pride in how I vet people and how selective I am but going 0/2 with reppers has reset how i look at the men who i'm choosing fr . bi men will always be superior as long as they don't want their butt played with
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I bought some thermal underwear but they're too thermal and my balls are just a swamp even though it's cold and rainy out
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>>41685726
Are you able to speak without a fagcent if you tried? Like I can do a fake fagcent so can you do a fake normal voice?
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>>41685752
Straight into the garbage
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>>41685648
https://voca.ro/1oA4PGLVDdv8

>>41685670
https://voca.ro/15mEovtBI17y

>>41685676
https://voca.ro/1alxdI0kEXnG

>>41685689
https://voca.ro/1clr6JniPR9Z
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Braith, you're gonna accuse me of talking shit and then not post what you're referring to or respond?
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>>41685733
ok so there's the blackpill version and the whitepill version. the blackpill is this (copied from my research notes):

>the basics are chasers come in three flavours:
>Homosexual Gynephile (HSGP),
A chaser who chases trans women either out of a repressed homosexuality or out of a repressed transsexuality, in order to "skinwalk" those experiences in another that they desire but can't have
think bottom chasers. most easily identified by the desire for a large / well functioning penis
>Emasculated Gynephile (EGP),
A chaser who chases trans women out of a damaged sense of masculinity. He seeks to gain his "masculinity token" by establishing social dominance over a perceived "weaker male".
think incel chasers, MEF types, etc
identified by the desire for a small / low functioning penis
>Ephebophilic Gynephile (EPGP),
A chaser who seeks trans women out of a desire for childlike or pubescent traits.
Identified by their tendency to constantly date early transitioners; think "leonardo dicaprio"

the whitepill version is that all three of these can sort of work through those issues and become what im tentatively terming the "liberated" versions of those types, which respectively are bichad chasers / transbians, reddit doms / fetlife chasers, and lolisho creeps
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>>41685753
INCREDIBLE question. i genuinely do not know. ive never tried. i dont really know how straight people speak so i dont think i could do it. wait let me try
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I dont knowwww dominating estrogenized weak males is kinda hot
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>>41685752
hghhguhgghughguhhguhgugh (gurgling noises)
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>>41685767
Bichads literally CAN NOT FUCKING STOP winning
I will tie her to the cuck chair and make her watch me vaporize a grindr twink's pelvis
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>>41685779
i’ve literally only dated guys who thought this; maybe im the one with a type
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>>41685766
he's probably still waiting for you to post hole
like i am
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>>41685779
yeah but you gotta think about the type of guy that's insecure in his masculinity and needs to affirm it by doing that you know what i mean. you want the ones who have worked through that stuff and are secure in who they are but still want to do that kind of thing. there will come a point in interacting with a guy when you are not having sex please do not think with your hole try and use your brain sometimes too
>>41685783
THE DREAM
honestly i think they really are just the best kind of chaser by far. they're the only category of liberated chaser ive actually encountered. the other two remain theoretical
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>>41685767
Thank you for this! I feel like I can categorize all of my chasers into one of the first two categories (not so much the third because I'm 30+ but c'est la vie)
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non fagcent attempt
https://voca.ro/1aPInQjOaBIr
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>>41685767
wait so i already have all my issues resolved by default? awesome
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>>41685788
Same
I will not sleep till hole is posted
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Every time the gorilla speaks to me or about me I'm going to make another ai video of a poster here. Keep your hon on a leash CG.
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>>41685801
yeah the third category is one that only really affects girls who are both young and early transition. unfortunately thats 90% of the board so they are in abundance here
>>41685804
yeah you're all good trooning is always an excellent PR move i dont know why more problematic celebrities dont do it
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>>41685802
oh my god im listening to it back and its all so deeply fagcented. i guess the answer is no i cannot not do it. thats so interesting i wonder how that works
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>>41685811
>erm if you don't stop harassing me while im busy trying to harass people then im going to keep doing what im already doing and the reason people don't like me in the first place
truly a mind-boggling intellect
now shut up and
POST.
HOLE.
NOW.
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>>41685811
Post hole or leave
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>>41685802
Valley Girl
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>>41685802
It sounded less gay but still heard some of the gayness. Why don't you try imitating someones voice who you know that's not gay. I dunno maybe I'm biased because I can do a bunch of different voices easily.
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>>41685811
Post hole you sissy boy
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>>41685838
im terrible at imitating other people's accents :c
>>41685837
no way im east coast for life. my accent is just influenced by all the LA expats in manhattan
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>>41685765
What a pleasant plot of land you've got for yourself. I'm sure nothing nefarious or dastardly ever happens within.
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>>41685831
I did in the trap thread. That would get me a ban here.
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>>41685849
https://voca.ro/1iHwDR4nNOcq
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>>41685851
I posted mine and didnt get banned
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>>41685851
then link to it, crossie
use an unsee
you know how this works stop being a tease
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>>41685863
I get banned for links too sasquatch
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i posted hole like a year ago
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I don't know why you faggots take yourselves so seriously here. You think it's some gotcha to tell me to post my hole lol? Id gladly do it. When you all stop being sensitive little pussies about everything that's when I'll stop doing what I do here.
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>>41685867
nobody gets banned for unsees but whatever
like this
>>>/b/12345
see?
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>>41685904
Why do you wanna fuck me so bad?
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>>41685903
>uhhh why isn't this the same as a different thread on a different board?
newfag
post hole
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I give up im going to sleep holeless
Hate you all
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>>41685903
Then, post hole then you obnoxious faggot
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im a sensitive little pussy ;; the world is very scary and i am all alone. but i will do my best anyway. chaseranon is out there doing his best on his own too so ive got to work hard and be strong
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>>41685908
i want you to make a positive contribution to the thread to justify your presence
also i like your butt, sissy boi
>>41685913
goodnight dudedog
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>>41685922
You think you make a positive contribution you smug retard? I posted my pretty pink hole in the trap thread
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>>41685917
Done you sensitive faggot
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>>41685875
rick?
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should i buy a dildo. im kind of scared to put stuff up there its been a really long time. what if it breaks
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>>41685947
so what you do that every day
i really just wish you'd stop being such a newfag
ts is much simpler than you make it
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>>41685972
it's weird to me that you don't have one already
just be careful, use lots of lube and a dildo of a reasonable size
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one day I will have bronya beat me off while I suck her tits
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>>41685972
idk but clear ones are peak
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>>41686004
I just imagined Bronya trying to physically fight you off with her fists while you try suck her tits on a train or something
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>>41685965
you wish
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>>41686011
that works too, i'm sly though I'd win
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what if a chaser was a 6' lanky vampire looking mf
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I need a tranny who is a 6' lanky vampire looking mf
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i like a thin tranny with a small ass
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stopped talking prog for a week to see if actually was altering my sex drive. woah.
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>>41686033
sorry social detransition and allat
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... so are there ANY boner pills that actually work or do i have to just do it myself anyway no matter what pill i pop?
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>>41685990
ive owned them in a past but its like. scary ;w; my dry spell is so much worse than any of you can even imagine
>>41686004
you will? thats very exciting for me ill look forward to it
>>41686010
huhhh but i dont want to see in there... trust me i had an endoscopic camera i lost in the divorce its just guts those are weird
>>41686011
i have to do this every time i ride public transport its brutal. luckily my stylish ground to air combos are the pride of my hometown
>>41686025
i would love him very much. but i would try and put him in outfits a lot
>>41686063
do cialis and viagra not do anything for you? viagra just makes you hard and cialis makes it so you get hard whenever you're horny
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thoughts on a crossdresser chaser bf who's not a repper?
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>>41686078
doesnt exist
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chaser asking me more about marriage recently ? is this is a sign
(we are both autistic)
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It happened again

I went to dinner with a chaser and after in the hotel room he pushed me on the bed and ran his hands up my legs, lifted my dress, then got upset I had a penis
What the actual fuck? This is like the fifth chaser who assumed I had a cunt.
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>>41686065
>thats very exciting for me ill look forward to it
same but eventually it will get tiring for you but I'll keep doing it for me i'll buy some nipple balm
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>>41686091
He is doing important study and planning work, please answer him truthfully.
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>>41686096
i gotta get that bag balm everyone raves. i just use tiger balm for everything. and lanolin... god bless lanolin... im making everyone buy 100% lanolin its god tier
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>>41686091
could really go either way i would say just answer honestly and don't waste energy thinking about it
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I've come to the conclusion that I don't need attention from some abstract chasers. I need one specific fan who will lust after me and rejoice at my every post...
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>>41686065
>its just guts
I love your guts babe.
>>41686081
You lie, you doubt my manhood, it hurts me.
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>>41686103
cause he was like when do you wanna get married; and i was like probably after i get my legal name changed, and he sounded kinda defeated, and i thought about it and i was like, “well i guess it doesn’t matter that much; we could do it anytime really, we’ll just have to renew our marriage certificate, id be happy with that” and he seemed happy
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>>41686065
i have Cialis and what i wanted was how you described viagra working but i took it a few hours ago and: nothing
and some anon told me that viagra's the same, that you need other stimulus for anything to happen
idk what the point of that is i can do that on my own i want to not have to fucking masturbate so goddamn often
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https://voca.ro/1hE6Jki1ExeQ
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>>41686113
waow... thank you...
>crossdressing
it does NOT exist. im sorry... i dont want to undermine you but it simply does not. not that ive seen anyway. i think it rules to do both i do both a lot of the time but like. thats just how it goes
>>41686112
exactly yes you get it. if you post enough you will get one. i believe in you!
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>>41686119
I would refer to your situation as "having made it". Kudos! I wish happiness for the both of you.
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>>41686120
in my experience viagra will give you the effect of like. pulling the toggle on the airport lifejacket like i described. but for some people you might need stimulus? i think its just more about having stronger better lasting erections more easily w/ cialis.
i need to pick up some dick pills they're good to have on hand
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i worry that i am becoming a bronya simp
i cant stop
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>>41686138
I missed the crossdressing part ngl, but I'm not opposed I feel like I'd only get enjoyment though because it'd look mad funny.
I wear my mums uggs though because they're sick, but that wasn't crossdressing it was theft.
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>>41686091
omg another thing;
he was talking to his mom the other day on the phone, and she was like “when are you gonna get married?” and he said “probably before i’m 25” and i thought “wait his 25th birthday is in like 3 and a half months”
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>>41686092
Anyone?
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Bronya care to explain why you haven't hitched it with that thread simp of yours. I'm seriously asking.
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>>41686155
theft is hot. in my country we refer to that as a "devious lick". thats what im talking about. but im willing to consider it crossdressing if you like. honestly women have a lot of good shit i wouldn't blame men for wanting to get in on even without a crossdressing angle. love an ugg. love a platform croc. love jewelry
>>41686150
i apologise please speak to your pharmacist i think there's a suppository to mitigate the symptoms
>>41686160
this is gonna sound like bragging but. which one LMAO
also idk im very scared of like. a lot of romantic stuff. sex stuff i can do but im still really nervous when it comes to dating. but im happy to dm with anyone who wants to! i love everyone here
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>>41686138
I post a lot...
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thinking about a little devious lick of the penis of the tranny reading this post
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>>41686179
you gotta be on that shit 24/7 it takes time to build it up. but i believe in you!
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>>41686174
She offered to take anything I needed to my new flat, I needed uggs, simple as. Yeah anything comfortable is getting swiped I apologise but I need that, skin care stuff is getting used, fruity conditioner is getting used, I'm testing your perfume.
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im looking for a new tranny to simp for
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it's really not a troll is it...
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>>41686193
i LOVE that stuff i think that rules ill talk you through all of it. but my conditioner is NOT fruity it is a serious cosmeceutical formulation for maximum hair health.
>>41686202
have you met my good friend tetra? she's new here but her posts are totally cute and she's super fun to talk to. this could be a good chance to get in on the ground floor of the next big thread girl!
hehehe i feel like a hooker trying to upsell to a threesome
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>>41686146
maybe i'll ask my doctor about switching to Viagra then
>>41686202
tetracera stock is on the rise im gonna say "buy" on that one
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Awww wtf...
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>>41686112
>>41686179
omg it's you!
hiiiiiiii
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>>41686207
Even better my shit is fried from bleach, I ran out of actually good stuff and I'm on Alberto Balsam self loathing formula. You can talk me through it but it's really just monkey see monkey use.
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okay goodnight thread! i love you all!
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omg she posted again!
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who the fuck is tetracera?
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>>41686227
H-hi...
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disgusting. awful thread
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>>41686216
might be the move! they definitely have their own use cases. im a big cialis advocate but viagra has its appeal
>>41686229
goodnight i love you too!
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>>41686226
girls support girls that's what this stuff is all about! you just let me know if anyone is a creep to you ill send my goons to rough em up
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>>41686236
hello my queen, what are you up to?
>>41686245
i'll be on my best behaviour
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>>41686228
LMAO thats even cuter... ill just use you as a guinea pig for stuff im not sure about. bf i can do a sheet mask with... thats the dream...
alberto basalm... you're in the trenches... you can't be living like that if you're a bleach victim... have you tried the stuff marie and i use? hang on ill attach a picture of it. they have a bunch of different ones but we both swear by it its insanely good and cheap. ive tried high end stuff imported from asia and luxury brands from here and this is the brand i always come back to i recommend trying it if you see it!
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ive been so leaky lately...
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>>41686254
you had better be >:| ive got my eye on you
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>>41686269
how did my shower head make a post on fourchan
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>>41685285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rCUQjmkxU&list=RDF_HoMkkRHv8&index=13
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>>41685285
qott: yes im a very talented artist and i often draw for the thread. here's some of my work
i actually have a drawing tablet and i want to learn but im just. ass at it. that stuff is hard! im busy learning chinese!
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>>41686229
Goodnight!

>>41686234
I've heard this name before...

>>41686245
Thanks! That's so sweet of you!

>>41686254
Uh... Honestly, I'm completely confused and embarrassed atm...
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>>41686287
>Uh... Honestly, I'm completely confused and embarrassed atm...
lol ok i'll drop the bit
i'll be back to simp for you when you're ready love
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>>41686267
I'll see if I can get it online maybe, I'm bad for just waiting until something hits the dregs and then buying something shitty/random while shopping.
but nah never used that, just used generic blue/purple shit to get rid of some brassiness and stopped because I couldn't be arsed and it looks fine
>bf i can do a sheet mask with
See I'd like this but only because I'm not willing/bothered to do it by myself, I need to be told to do shit like that. im good with being a guinea pig im resilient i think, you can repay me by cooking good, I'm a guyslop sufferer
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the crossdresser is in my country ew
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>>41686296
That's not what I meant... And how will I know it's you again?
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>>41686297
LMAO dont go out of your way just on my rec i just think its a good cheap brand
honestly i think a little brassiness can be cute all of it is just a different vibe right theres no wrong or right its just hair right
i worry so much for guyslop victims i like to think im a good cook but honestly i usually get too excited and add way too much random shit so it comes out way too spicy or salty or overseasoned in general. i just want to pour all of my love into everything i make more ingredients = better right... im trying to learn to not do it but my natural instincts are strong
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>>41686318
sorry... im working on moving ASAP... ill try and clear out to chengdu as soon as i can...
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wait did most trannies have a femboy phase ? i never had one
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>>41686341
omg hiiiiii <3 long time no see
you will know it's me babe
can't wait to see where this goes!
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>>41686368
neither. but its a common thing i think?
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any trannies want to rub a twink's tummy?
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>>41686371
i was talking to my friend and they were shocked that i didnt have a femboy phase; i think it’s because i trooned out when i was like 16 and i didn’t have actual money or whatever, and i feel like femboyism is super materialistic
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>>41686361
omg shut up
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why do chuds fear bronya so much?
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>>41686379
only if i can apply balms and you won't ask me stupid questions like what they are or how i got them
>>41686387
LMAO sorry sorry i couldnt resist
>>41686386
it definitely kind of is. but i think its also like a certain type of tranny i think?
>>41686397
they're mostly afraid of my stylish ground to air combos which are the pride of my hometown
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I love my boy-girlfriend
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>>41686407
https://voca.ro/1cWnJdX5xBSb
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>>41686369
It wasn't that long!
And where would you like it to go?.........
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>>41686397
I like bronya and think she's cool.
Too bad she's in like wales or some shit.
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i went to the bakery for breakfast :)
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>>41686425
https://voca.ro/1mVDrxRI6GZc
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>>41686425
YEAHHHHH CROISSANT TIME BABEY after all the hype... what a victory
>>41686424
ill be in chengdu soon! simply obtain a chinese visa. what like its hard. you're obviously already learning chinese right
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>>41686433
I'm waiting for you to get there so I can apply for Chinese citizenship as your husband and escape america
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>>41686433
it was ok. next time ill just get a normal croissant and put nutella in it
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>>41686419
it feels like an eternity when i wait for a new tetra post and i feel so elated when i finally get that (You)
my heart is beating so fast right now, im not sure where i want this to go but im certain that i want this feeling to never end
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>>41686413
What accent is that?
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>>41686460
https://voca.ro/1aJZuh2XX7bg
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>>41686425
why is it covered in poop?
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>>41686450
understood. ill work hard. next year in chengdu by any means necessary
>>41686452
thats so sad... glass germany immediately



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