QOTT 1: do you like zombie movies?
>>41689080i don't care
whats a den
>>41689133gayden. ftm who likes men
>>41689080I want to like ten more than I do, for a genre that’s technically built on Haitian mythology and Vodou tradition it’s kind of a shame how many Anglo films just go for the same played out interpretations of that
how do i make people love me
I horror movies, but new concept only.
>>41689738people will spend your whole life telling you what you can do for them but they'll never ask what they can do for youread enough self help books to get this message
>>41689765i want you to love medo it now
>>41689769unfortunately for you i have a lover
nobody loves me
>>41689797gay polyphemus be like
>>41689080Yes the fuck I do finally a good gen. We're never getting a good adaptation of world war z
>>41689909i didnt know world war z wasnt an original movie. whats your fave zombie movie anon? i really like shawn of the dead and obv 28 days later. but theres more that i like.
>>41691893The Girl With All The Gifts. Followed by Train To Busan, followed by Return of the Living Dead. Your movies are good too but less to my genre taste I would say, would still watch them again. Shawn had a satisfyingly strong ending. I'm BITTER about world war z, truly a perfect execution of a paranoid brain exhausting every scenario, it's aged well and I think it's a great time capsule explain for all time what zombies are about kind of novel. The audiobook was fantastic, we got Mark Hamill and Nathan Fillion and a dozen others. It would be perfect as a netflix miniseries
>>41689080Sure. What do zombies have to do with gay sex
>>41694103Everything, kid
>>41692031oooh i didnt know it had an audiobook. i WILL listen to it someday. i tried watching the movie one time many years ago but it was too long and got distracted so i lost the plot. train to busan is amazing too
>>41694174Now I gotta figure out what it means that you're response got me bricked
>>41694103EVERYTHING kid
would you date a cis gay flamer?
>>41694283Confirmed, zombie outbreak will patient zero break out of hornyjail. We're gonna be ballsdeeping too hard to react in time to survive it>>41694290Yeah buddy if you're not a prude and let me molest you a lot
>>41694290i dont like flamers so no. i wanna bro out
>>41694342there is not a lot of good hunter porn, untapped territory. well it is tapped but its tapped by people who clog rule34 with fart and exaggerated anatomy shit
>>41694890Sad....
>>41694890I gotta tell you that exaggerated anatomy shit makes me limp instantly, it takes me out of the suspension of disbelief that comes with art and idealized features and takes me right into evaluating the impressionistic properties of the depiction in front of me. Suddenly I'm not thinking about grabbing licking biting, I'm thinking, do they really want someone to be as much as what they've drawn, or do people look like that to them when they're staring, or is it understood to be a tool to emphasize key features and you're not meant to visually read it as literal?Hate it. Not against people drawn hung or stacked or big, but hate when they're so freakishly distorted in key ways they don't look like people
>>41695036and the worst part is they dont even tag it so you can blacklist it. theres also the problem of the artist having a good and sexy artstyle too.my requirements are>moral (no incest or rape or anything like that)>sexy artstyle>not weirdly gross and fetishistic.its so hard finding good porn like this. i get that im picky with the artstyle though.
i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend. i want a boyfriend.
>>41695425Now this is the kind of art that gets me diamonds. We're all gonna make it buddy you'll get your piece of meat one day. What's your first date look like?
>cis bf threatened to piss in me to "put you in your place"why am i so turned on??? god im so gross
>>41695527i will take anyone who lives near me and likes me back. literally just playing videogames or anything would be good. i want a friend who will be my life long partner and stuff
>>41695541would that cause an infection or not. cause if not it might be pleasurable
bump
>>41689080Post your breedable bodies bois!
>>41695425What's your discord cutie?
>>41696760i want an irl boyfriend and i live in a third world country bro im sorry. id marry you though
