i took two weeks off my normie wageslave job for an "operation" without specifying to anyone but my closest friend there what it was and i'm going back on tuesday having pretty obviously gotten breast implants. like i went from pathetic conetits to full DDs that change my silhouette completely, people will absolutely notice. seeing as i'm leaving before christmas anyway and am basically in a war of attrition with the managers, i've thought about fucking with them by telling people i had my appendix out or some other routine surgery and seeing if anyone calls me out on it. i'll report back on what happens. thanks for reading my blogpost.
>telling people i had my appendix out or some other routine surgery and seeing if anyone calls me out on it. Solid idea and if someone mentions it you can report them for sexual harassment
imagine thinking that putting plastic on a huge male chest will make you look female
>>41704021You'll almost certainly get a positive response. A lot of nonas here have talked about how after gettig implants suddenly everyone is nicer to them.
>>41704063Fake tits are based.
>>41704021tbhOOOoOooOOOn report back with your thing>>41704067tbhoOoOoOooOn i bet the moids will love it but the foids will think you are catty
>>41704056there are zero consequences for stuff like that in this company because of the lack of due process. the HR officer is the office manager's wife and she isn't even there most days, while the office manager himself is a literal 90 IQ glorified accountant who doesn't speak the country's language nor the language of the largest foreign nationality at the office and thus misses a lot of context. i'm reporting them to the labour inspectors when i leave for a variety of reasons and i'm going to mention the fact they lack an impartial HR despite now having 20 employees.>>41704067>>41704084i don't really care what they think because i'm starting a new better paid job in january anyway and won't ever see or speak to most of these people again.
>>41704063it's for proportions mainly. my bust and hip measurements are perfectly even now and my waist is 30% smaller than both, it creates a harmonious silhouette. DD actually isn't particularly huge on a taller woman, noticeable and shapely yes but not to a point that they overwhelm my frame or anything, i think my surgeon chose the perfect size for me.
>>41704154>i don't really care what they think because i'm starting a new better paid job in january anyway and won't ever see or speak to most of these people again.I care just to see what happens when I get it in my job
>>41704056you must not be american, sexual harassment is legal now
>>41704330fair, i will try to report back then, it is an interesting social experiment. i will say my workplace is anarchy so my experience may be biased, almost everyone hates the managers and they hate us too, it's a low trust environment by design. hopefully your workplace is less toxic than mine. i just have fun with it though, seeing as i'm leaving soon i'm deliberately pushing my superiors to their limits.
>>41704417i'm OP and i'm not american either. surprisingly most people in the world aren't. our new prime minister loves your president though, he even made his own red hats.
>>41704437I've checked all the prime ministers installed in 2025. assuming it's a male prime minister of a relatively developed country (not rwanda), I've spent 20 minutes on this, and I give up. maybe it's just not reported in the press. there are some that could be plausible, like maybe peru whose new guy is described as ultra conservative, but duckduckgo isn't digging up a red hat incident
>>41704593you could have just asked. picrel.
>>41704603I see, thanks. I was looking through incumbents on wikipedia and it looks like the current situation is complicated after an election
>>41704021You can just say you bought implants. Although others bullied me for it when I did
>>41704021Im debating about doing this with FFS next year. Like tell them two months ahead of time that I have a medically necessary surgery but not tell them any more than that. Might be fun for everyone!!
>>41704021Took me a minute to realize who you were lol, kinda funny you went with the most agp option imaginable but im sure very big tits are going to help you with the kind of a relationship you want ;^)
>>41704824yeah i should have said future PM. he hasn't formed a government yet, he does have a clear path to governing but he's being blocked by the fact that his company receives millions from the EU every year which technically counts as a conflict of interest.>>41705725you should honestly.>>41705801nothing AGP about it and i wouldn't describe them as "very big", see >>41704277. not sure what you're on about with the relationship stuff.
>>41704021based gaslight queen
