prev:>>41703719>When I ask you to do something, do it. The question is rhetorical. I don't care if you don't feel like it. Get it done.
>big beautiful bill
suck it up boys. stop whining.
For me, it's yeonjun sis.
Imagine slayer meets me as a freshie in high-school and he pulls his meat out and I shit blast him with hot stinking diarrhea and go >whoopsie hehe you still like me dont u?
I dated a 43 year old when I was in highschool :s
would you date a bi fem bottom?
>>41705812so hot. i hope this happened
>>41705828
>>41705835how many guys did you fuck while you were in HS?
>>41705848five
>>41705836No. He's only for anal.
Been watching 'Barry' all day and liking it.
>>41705848I dont remember its a blur i was on every type of drug from age 16 because I would go on dates on grindr with much older men and they would gives me money and drugs 0_0 I dont think it was more than 30 men...
>>41705861what's the point of anal if not boyfriend
Like yeah like 5-8 or something more like nowhere near 30 I dont know why I said that probably bevause I talked to alot of men online but I met these guys multiple times...
Probably more like 13 guys im remembering more
Apparently Ghislaine Maxwell's horse was also named "Bubba"... so either trump sucked off a horse or Bill Clinton... why are all these republicans who oppose lgbt rights always get exposed as being closeted homosexuals?
>not more than 30>no 5-8>maybe more like 13
>>41705771nope, if I get anything it's just nachos and a small soda>>41705904slayer discussing the age of his ideal partner?
grrrr
>>41705898>if i make my personality hating faggots, nobody will know i'm a faggotgrindr knows.
>>41705898the taboo just makes it hotter
>>41705871The drugs they would gives me is weed i would just find drugs outdoors on the ground...
>>41705909my biggest complaint about taco bell is serving pepsi products. fuck starry. sprite's the better beverage.
Honestly im just talking about weeds and mushrooms not every kind of drug I dont know why I said that
i just want a cute guy to empty his balls inside of me, without being weird about it. ugh! why is it so hard to find a decent dude who isn't a freak?
>>41705898since when was Trump against gay rightswasn't he like doing drag on TV in the 90s
>>41705922
>>41705909>slayer discussing the age of his ideal partner?
>>41705909You don't eat very much. But that's not a healthy meal anyway. Order something with beans so you can poop tomorrow Jeffy
>>41705946Exactly...
>>41705948let me guess:>under
Need him
>>41705954>its over
>>41705948Some of us don't have to pay 20 year olds to talk to us. Eat more mold lol
faggots.
You know actually I think its kind of sick to give highschoolers drugs...
>>41705963That's not the scary part. Zoom in on that wad of meat gum in his belly button yick
Because they brain isnt developed yet maybe i have schizophrenia because of it...
>>41705938I know, I was very upset when I asked them for a small sprite and they said they didn't have it. that's why I went for a Pepsi in the first place. >>41705940mushrooms are nice but I'm not in the right headspace to do them rn plus my meds blunt the effect so I have to increase the dose to feel anything even when I trip which is probably dangerous>>41705943bc most dudes are freaks>>41705949I had a reheated pasty this morning for breakfast, some reheated lasagna for lunch, and I went to get some hashbrowns and cheddar bites and lemonade a little bit ago for dinner it's not perfect, but back when my anorexia was in active I probably would've had half a hashbrown and water
>>41705954am i the only one that loves when a man wears a chain necklace? sends me.
>>41705973Who gave you drugs in high school?
>>41705966some of us don't bother getting 20 year olds to talk to us at allmost of us, even
>>41705986we call it moon tea.
>>41705986I saw your ana pics. You had it bad although i thought you looked pretty as a skelly moder.
>>41705996I am nut saying because I dont remember who it was exactly I just would meets them like one time in a place and we would fuck usually their car and then id never see them again...
>>41705973forgot his name but this one kid from hs od'd at 20 from speed or something, maybe too much ecstasy idk. you shouldnt fuck with shit til you're 25 imo, i mean look what happened to you losers. fried your brains and you're not even 30 yet
Dude if I could just kill my anxiety and inhibitions I'd be fucking like fucking crazyI hate this
>>41706001K
people just give out drugs? for free?! do you have any idea how expensive they are? a single joint is like fifteen fucking dollars.
back in my day you get a blue rhino for 5 bucks
>>41706016kek ty I guessI kind of miss being thin, but I do not fucking miss recovery it was the absolute worst fucking extended experience of my life maybe. good motivation to never relapse bc I sure as fuck never want to go through that shit ever again
>>41706017What kind of drugs would he bring? I had these 2 older guys try that with me when i was like 15 and I told them no. They were like mid 20s trying to get me high with weed and beer
>>41706038Just weed and alcohol...
>>41706022Take the risk sis. I went to jail and became stronger for it. Nobody fucks with me no more except gorillas.
If you wouldn't fuck haribo and cum in his ass you're gay
But really I should not have been getting so drunk thats dangerous lol especially in a car...
>>41706036Yeah don't relapse with that, u had it very bad. Could see just from pics you were starving and could have died. Always found anorexia to be very sad, like it troubled me knowing people starve to death because they don't think they look ok
This was my bawdy at 21... before I was schizophrenic
>>41706045Gonna get drunk enough to reply to the grindr dms tonight
>>41705684Okay, thank you so much. I feel much better now. <3Sorry for the late response. I hope you still get this. :(
bad people deserve to die
back in my day: a bunk was fifty and a pin was ten.
>>41706068thanks anonit's strange to me how ppl always talk about fat people being unhealthy but like everyone in recovery who was near death were the anorexic ones. just stage what society focuses on, even being severely underweight is significantly more lethal than being severely overweightnot that being severely overweight is good, I just think it's focused on to the point that ppl get a wrong view of anorexia being healthier than obesity or whateveridk sry for my rantthank you for being so kind >>41706055were you driving
>>41706088Noooo I wasn't driving no no no...
>>41706075np
any of yall watching the Eagles stomp the Detroits?
Im just saying if we were pulled over and I was drinking i probably would have got the guy a fine or something for having open alcohol but I guess that was just the one time and I was 16 plus thats not the legal age to be drinking
>>41706098what does that meanis it a new marvel movie thing >>41706094oh well then it's all good then
>>41706098i want the lions to win because the eagles are sore winners. who destroys their own city when they win?
i would let haribo jack my dick if he gave me $5
>>41706112>who destroys their own city when they win?the English
>>41706098No I'm gay
>>41706112>i want the lions to win because the eagles are sore winners.plebbit is down the hall and to the left>who destroys their own city when they win?Winners do, after winning. Can be rebuilt later.
>>41706024you’re getting ripped off you bigly
Am I attractuve
almost done with my first full college semester since I was 18.... im really starting to believe bros... though all thats left for me is hard shit(lots of physics and math), i got all my gen-eds out of the way...
>>41706130welcome to america
>>41706096Yay!I believe I can get better
I have to wash with a sponge on a stick because im so fat... :(
>>41706162do you wanna maybe practice with me on discord?
i spend like $120 a week on weed. i'm gonna cut down soon though, been getting a bit of fluff despite slim body, i think they call it 'skinnyfat'? i'm not even close to fat though. it would take an extra 20lbs to make me look fat
>>41706137No
Should I send the DL guy who sent me primo hole in a balaclava my dick pic album
>>41706176that’s so much you can get an oz for $150 here
>>41706176i waste like 300-500 a month on uber eats, i have a massive problem and its really starting to cripple me financially.
>>41706137Not my type but objective yes I think
>>41706185well why don't i go over there then.could u show me around town, maybe? call it a date.
kek>>41705379@1:18"someone tried to set my house on fire. that happened to me last year"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efumYQuDFYthats Unit 61 btw, but not slayersOSI is a wonderful thing he just keeps doxxing himself
>>41706137>remind me of >>41706186that's a lot for one person
uwu'
>>41706176I spent like over $1k on weed per month before, but it never lasted long bc I would run out of money and also end up in hospital from hyperemesis and severe pain and a massive panic attacks. wouldn't recommend it
i wanna sit next to a guy and touch his penis >:3
thoughts on my bf wearing white mascara for this look???
>>41706195sorry i’m straight
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3ne
>>41706238that's okay, we can have a platonic date.
>>41706237this is also him btw
squeak
make sure you vote https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3ne
>>41706258I think females have no business in the military, therefore trannies too.
i've never been in a relationship with a guy before..uhh, what's it like anyways
>>41706258>do you OPPOSE or SUPPORT banning transgenders in the US military?>no>yesbro what the fuck do you mean by this? are you esl or something?
>>41706267so vote, I want to see results of these generals
>>41706237please discuss the mascara thank you so i can go to bed
>>41706270it's very annoying unless you become truly comfortable with each other when you look bad...a lot of people aren't prepared to handle the grossness of someone else
>>41706287i pick my nise wheb no one is around just a little fyi hehe
>>41706279FIXED
pick my nose* when*
>>41706307nah not voting in brownoid polls, go back to your country.
>>41706313I white
you ever peel off a thick crusty booger, and then take that first deep breath. ah! simply magical
I was weighing myself wrong last time I weighed myself i got excited it said 150 but then I put the scale on the hard floor and it said 190 this time....
>>41706175Thank you for the offer, but I think I'm okay for now. I hope this doesn't upset you.
>>41706258Support. Any mental handicap should be grounds for termination or exclusion from military service. Unfortunately, the US is becoming a nation of the mentally challenged, as well as running an IQ deficit due to racial demographic change.
>>41706342It was on carpet when it said 150...
>>41706346BITCH
>>41706348results so farhttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3ne
>>41706342Twins
idc because if we’re gonna let fags and women in then why would we draw the line at fags who think they’re women
>>41706373Bradley Manning is a tranny who pipes cis women. These trannies aren't gay gramps
>>41706373fact, women have always been in the US military, just not always in combat roles.>grandmother a yeoman working in US naval intelligence in WW II in Washington D.C.
>>41706383>Bradley Manning is a tranny who pipes cis women.Haven't they cut off their little wee wee?
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ25p3neVOTE
>>41706400No lol none of them do that. They're AGP which means they transitioned due to an attraction to women more than an attraction to men. It's real end times pervert shit.
i identify as a bottom (male).i am neither bisexual nor gay, but my dna has given me this condition, regardless of whether i want it or not. all i can do is cope and accept, as best as i can.
>>41706368Omg we could be like two bull walruses...
who knows- maybe there's a dude out there for me.. my soulmate, perhaps.
who knows- maybe there's a slave out there for me.. my puppy, perhaps.
>>41706425I had a soul mate and he is obsessed with a younger guy than me and ignores my text messages WTF!
>>41706411Meet me at Chinatown Buffett we're goin piggin
>>41706441everything feels distorted, like 3 dimensional and stuff
>>41706484We're in the 5d nowBreathe Say 5d aliens (like a kid)Feel honey
Im looking for my true houlmate. My virgin prince with majestic pink houl
190 lb looks like this when you're 6' 3
i saw this guy i thought he was cute, and now i want him
I should just send people nudes, what's the worst that could happenA scammer reverse searches my face and lets my friends and family know I have a nice dick, so what
Me so sreepy
>>41706518and how you dress when you make believe you are 16
>>41706579Forever 21, even though forever 21 is dead and i will be soon. What's wrong with my clothes? I'm not rich
forever squeak
The only person itt that I've jerked off to.
https://youtu.be/S3yHbf7XEXU
I want bedtime to be now but it's not :(
>>41706545If you want to expose yourself, I'm your guy sis. I'll go into the library and hide your nudes into random books at the bookstore.
What's the difference between cis gaygen and gaygen??Also what excuses are good if someone asks you why don't you have a girlfriend yet? (am in the closet)
Yo dick is a Dr Seuss bookMy dick reads like War and Peace, shookYo dick shoulda stayed a pamphlet My dick coulda played Hamlet
how do you dominate a top, like actually and not as roleplay?i want to break a male with my ass.
Why are predators kinda...
>>41706727Tie me to a chair and hold a gun to my forehead while you ride my dick sis. Also gag me.
>>41706746leave me alone
Where's the post hole guy I miss him
its always worth asking what there is left to lose
>>41706683Transphobia I imagineLittle weird, eh?
you bore me sis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHAi-fwLE54
A single bee cannot produce honey; a single grain of rice is not a meal
Is agar.io good?
need male (bf) for mating purposes.
>>41706837Top or bottom
>>41706727Squeeze really really hard and snap his dick off in yo butt then run out of the room giggling with it still inside your butt
>>41706851sub bttm (me), sub top (him)
>>41706779Post hole
bottoms want a sub top until they realize that they actually have to put in work during sex
Any good places in Philly where I can find a group of muscular black men to fuck my ass relentlessly?
>>41706862
>>41706870i dated women in the past, i think i can handle a subby guy even better, don't have to be so delicate with men.
>>41706864You're not him...
>>41706875Kenzo.
>>41706888Post it anyway
>>41706875Martin Luther King Boulevard
>>41706879ewwwwww, this is why i message all trannies on sniffies "ywnbaw, get off my app freak" and then they block me Cx
If you want some weird relationship dynamic where the top is not reasonably dominant it's because you fear men and don't like men.
>>41706917LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx22gqhLLfw
tops should just be quiet unless spoken to. i'm busy.
>>41706903I'll sit on your face
>>41705769Oh, thank you for the suggestion, Anon :)
>>41706942I'll bite your ass
>sexy arabfunniest shit i seen all day lol! wasnt expecting that
>>41706946Do you like big cawks up your pooper marina>.<
I just want a group of muscular thuggish black men to take me from the behind and fuck me up the ass in a gang bang style. Just bend me over the bed and take turns doing me in until we pass out.
>>41706975I talked to a Pashtun guy before, he looks like a hot tanned white guy. Too bad they're just horny, not very romantic
>>41706884>i think i can handle>i think i can>i thinkspoken like a true kissless touchless incel larper
>>41705793me and my boyfriend should make a blood oath about not cheating on each other
>>41706960Ow! stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv9pZFB_Cyk
I have a problem with my weight but am I still cute...
>>41707060im taking chinese pills from a site you can't find on the internet normally for weight loss
>>41707017Slayer... we get it you love black men...
I'm gonna go to a biker gay bar tomorrow for first time. Hope I can find someone who can call me cute.
>>41707060I want to sit on your face
how about i bite ur lip and suck the blood out while sliding my tongue in your mouth
>>41707043*kisses the bite mark*better?
>>41707124I - I have HIV
u guys r so gay
test
>>41707135not you, i'm talking to him
>>41707107I'll pay you $50 to poop on his face
>>41707124I need a bad boy like you sis.
>>41707148Me too >>41707156I would eats it >>41707107Yum nom nom
damn I had the best sex since 24 hours prior last night and my dopamine is completely depleted. The ass was so fat and the cock was so long and also fat.
>>41707087I hope you get raped sis.
>>41707127I just came in real life.
>>41707176You topped???
>>41707169Great i just bought u $50 dinner
>>41706920What is wrong with you sis. You're menthol.
>>41707182>I hope you get raped sis.I sure hope so.
>>41707184you're not allowed to cum before me, biting you again rn
i dominate my top because he likes it. i wanna make him happy..
i like cum denying the bottom, making him suck my cock for hours while i gag him and make him cry and spank his ass and then telling him to cum
>>41707192we flipped. handsome thick Hispanic guy with a hairy chest and a bigger cock than mine.
>>41707193Thats so romantic of you <3
>>41707213based top
>>41707060you look good asf here lowkey... still freaks me out that you kinda look like debbie
>>41707234so you hace a """boyfriend""" and fuck random guys on grindr? can you not see how gross that is? jesus christ
>>41707280he wasn’t from grindr he was from work and maybe I have a boyfriend maybe I don’t
>>41707258I know how much it means to you, poop reminds you of bbcs
So I enter the gay bar and than what do I do? I don't know what to do. Do I just start talking to people? Why is it so fucking hard to find a boyfriend?
>>41707296you behave worse than women, just so u know. being gay means you're supposed to avoid all that headache, but i guess that's not always true. such a shame :\
holy shit mexico might be the 110th country to fully kick out jews, most americans want to get rid of them too. cant believe groyperKINGs really made it happen
The dan hater is ruthless. It's so weird to hate Dan it's like hating marina, they both start no beef with ppl
>>41707203Slayer i might be pregnant... how does this happen... I'm a bilogocal man
i dont celebrate degenerates.
>>41707345Thank you Slayer like I try to bring fun gay vibes to the thread and what do I get? God I want my face back in his ass.
>>41707346It's just gas babe lay on your stomach and fart that pregnancy away>>41707357It's his life. >>41707368Yw homie. I don't think they would care if a straight guy has hook ups but for some reason ppl in this thread get touchy about gay guys having them.
How did y'all ever find a boyfriend? I am 33 and boyfriendless. But I never really went to gay events or gay bars until like a few weeks ago.
>>41707228>i likekek you haven't touched a guy since you were five
supposed to be making more money at my new job than my old one but i'm still struggling to pay bills. what is a good career for an aging old man that happens to be gay and absolutely cannot deal with small talk and "making friends" with higher ups. i'm sick of being poor and uneducated. i was thinking about being an accountant but who knows if that's a good idea with ai getting so much cuck bucks.
>>41707404I made eye contact with them and kissed them and grinded my big wiener on them
I got my first boyfriend i was hooking up with him and then someone broke into my apartment and I cried to him about the break in and how I got burglarized and my shit was all stolen and he said I could move in with him and then he became my boyfriend :3 maybe you can fake a break in and then cry to a man about it?
>>41707419Check the archives creep. That's where your friends live right?
>>41707422Marry biboomer, push his crippy wheelchair off a cliff, everyone wins. You get $$$ and we get no more essays to read
>>41707422become a police officer :3 and then arrest me daddy!
>>41706731i prefer protoss
>>41707439>I made eye contact with them and kissed them and grinded my big wiener on themIt's sa if you didn't ask for consent first.
>>41707467acab.
>>41707482i can make an exception, so why can't you
>>41707492BBC only blue haired feminist
acab- all cocks are black...if they're going up my ass!
>>41707475Men don’t just consent for me they shape their life around me
i should just become rich and then have tex live with me as a NEET bfhe deserves at least that much in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuURdimcWrs
>>41707536so DO IT ALREADY i'm so sick of working.
>>41707513>all cocks are black...if they're going up my ass!based
>>41707513lmfao
I need to cum in some dudes armpit so bad
>>41707513Texas original
I dont works becauze I have schizophrenia... catetonic
>>41707564You should at least be nice then since you’re incompatible with almost everyone
>>41707569Wdym? Im not incompatible with anyone your incompatible with life because your so ugly
>>41707548we'll see. you have to be a stay at home dad though, someone has to watch the cats
>>41707628watching cats is all i do.
>>41707675uhh, okay. i have a little demon for you to take care of ;3he's 1 (and a half) years old
Just finished my siesta...
Siesta is for mexicans... not yt people...
>>41707675bro
>>41707060Have you been checked for a brain tumor? It's not normal for your head and face to be increasing this much in size with weight gain, especially since you're still under 200lbs. Brain tumors can cause weight gain due to damage to the hypothalamus, a part of the brain that controls appetite and metabolism, leading to hypothalamic obesity. Something seems really off about how your head and face looks.
>>41707788That's really rude. His face and head look proportionally correct for a morbidly obese person. You shouldn't say he has brain tumors
>>41707743I'm Filipino
>>41706137You have handsome features but it depends on how charismatic you are in person iguess
>>41707802pec pec mabaho
>>41707404Met him when I was 5 at summer camp, had a platonic romantic friendship, then dates him when I was 18-21. I feel like if you were meant to meet someone in your life it's going to happen regardless as it's ordained by a higher power. You can't force it or make something happen if it's not meant to be. There's no use in looking for it. A lot of people are meant to be single and work through their numerous mental issues clearly.
>>41707847Bad boy. Stop saying those words or I'll spank your mouth.
>>41707802Your handsome wow I thought you were dan though thats why I said he shouldn't do siestas...
>>41707800My intuition never fails me. His face and head look like they're growing.
>>41707887Uhhh that's Lalo from Better call saul
>>41707885putang ina mo titi mo calbo
>>41707897Its because im getting smarter...
I’ve come to realize that every waking moment isn’t worthwhile unless you’re breathing with a hole pressed firmly against your nose and mouth
>>41707897Maybe he's brain is expanding from learning so much?
double squeak
>>41707906Omg based you smell the hole i take back everything I said about you your a rimpig too
>>41707903>>41707907We share the same ideas of greatness because we're both geniuses
Now do one with dan please
>>41707913I smell everywhere when I’m intimate with a dude it’s an underrated sense
>>41707907I hear something about a glioma and high iron in his blood. Anyway I'll shut up.
you like the smell of sweaty man ass?
>>41707945Mmmmmmmmmm
>>41707945Well yes
Especially after my spit is all over it if I’m being honest
>>41707422I said this years ago I think but it still comes to mind. You aren"t going to find yourself until you lose contact with your sister. I don't know why spirit tells me this. I don't know your relationships but there's this co-depenedency that isn't healthy.
Pancakes real photo
I tried to take my contact lenses out without a mirror and I just pinched my eyeball
No this one is real
i am construing a world in my mind to live in
>>41707999Let me kiss it :3
is slayer here? his ftm arch nemesis Blobby got sepsis and died in the hospital
>>41708011I used to do that when I was a child i would imagine i lived in a small dream pocket dimension where I could have a home all to myself and make stuff appear with my mind LOLhttps://youtu.be/Dp8sYTlLQRY?si=JB2EzUiO1GcxAJrV
>>41708026Really?
Of course I was not a french orphan but the concept is the same
my world is superior to yours
That's sad ig. Blobby was a fucking turd who doxed ppl and hated men, but maybe someone loved them and feels the loss
>>41708063Just need a nose job and u look female
>>41708063Mine includes pancakes now hes my forever pet i cant imagine a world without pancakes...
This is my cat :3
>>41708082Looks like a popcorn not a pancake
>>41708068im a male and i like my slavic nose + front camera depth
be the person you always wanted to be.
>>41708063
>>41708092the person I always wanted to be wasn't abused as a child
>>41708063prioritize your health
>>41708096:3 i like this, thank you
I qualify for assisted dying in canada it would only take two doctors appointments and I could recieve lethal injection for my schizophrenia
