So I decided that I no longer want to be poor. I am a transbian wagecuck making 130k as a controller in finance. I feel like I'm dead inside even though my job is very comfortable. I need at least $50 million so I feel chad enough to get back the boymoder that I am in love with from years ago. I think she is a girlmoder now because she was really hot. Since the economy is rough, not being a millionaire is unacceptable if you want to get a tranny gf. Trannies shouldn't have to work, a chad should provide for them.So I've decided to short Nvidia using put options, they are far dated, so I have some time before they expire. I believe they are massively above book value according to my finance knowledge. The intrinsic value is not that high, and I don't see them sustaining that price level.It's a six-figure position, so if this works out, I will have an eight-figure net worth. I was planning on buying a home, but homes are for faggots, I prefer being a gambler.Wish me luck, so I can get that hot girl back. Also, this is not financial advice, don't sue me.
>>41717640youd have better luck finding a comfortable cfo position at a small company
I'm a transbian too. My crypto portfolio did well, and I saved my luckshit gf from certain death. But then life circumstances made us stressed, crypto crashed and the relationship started crumbling. When I finally got around to transition instead of femboy cope, my "gf" figured she prefers pussy (SRS included baka) and I've been too depressed to do anything since then. Of course, my crypto folio flatlined too.It's a very bad time for the market, and more me, but if I wasn't as depressed, I'd short some crypto vaporwave to zero. Still won't get you to 8figs anytime soon however
>>41717640Please just invest in index funds instead of gambling your money away.
>>41717743i hope your luckshit gf DIES
>>41717704I don't want to drive a Lexus, I want to drive a Rolls Royce. Hot boymoders are not impressed by a Lexus. >>41717743I'm sorry that happened to you. :c>>41717761Index funds don't get you bitches c'mon now
>>41717743>It's a very bad time for the marketare you fucking kidding me? this market is fantastic. it is all over the place. It dips like crazy so you buy. Then a month later it's up like 15% so you sell. Then it dips again so you buy more. Money is made from volatility.
>>41717781Hey don't be rude to my internet friends. We must protect beautiful trans women at all costs.
>>41717811Idk. How do you know they wouldn't rather date someone who is financially responsible. Even if you do end up getting lucky you're just going to continue making bets with negative ev and lose all your money.
Holy fuck this is such a bad decision. AI is not really the bubble you think it is. You're going get a wash.Insider tip: buy valar atomics when it goes IPO (should be soon). It's associated with palantir and has institutional backing.
>>41717832I need to drive a Rolls Royce, boymoders are expensive nowadays. >>41717836It's ok I'll make my money back using your insider tip
>>41717836This. AI is internet 2.0. There will be some bubble aspects to it, but it ain't going away, and there 100% will be winners like Google, Amazon, Facebook, etc.
>>41717836>>41717913Look, I don't care about that gay stuff. I need to become a billionaire so I can do some tranny philanthropy to save the trans women.
>>41718043> I need to become a billionaire by ~~investing in~~ gambling on the success of evil companies so that I can help people
>>41718292Exactly, I figure trans women all need a beta provider.
>>41717640tbhon you sound hot...vacuums your gock in my srsussy
I would like to formally announce that my put options are doing VERY well. I think I successfully timed the top at ~200ish. I am much richer than I was weeks ago. Soon, I will drive a Rolls Royce and be able to get my gf back. I could be the chaddest transbian in all of human history, or the dumbest transbian in all of human history. I know I am being retarded, but I grew up poor, so I have a gambler mindset. I do not care if I lose all of it, at all. I feel no fear, and I've done stupid shit like this before and lost money. Tomorrow, Jensen-sama is doing an earnings call and we'll find out if I'm a multimillionaire or a brokie. They say he's secured trillions in contracts. It's looking bullish for them, but I seriously don't care. I'd rather risk it all than be a cuck making a meager six figure wage for the rest of my life, so I'm going to take a risk. I could make back a six figure position in a few years of saving, but I no longer want to be a 401k S&P index funds cuckold. Although this idea is stupid, god has been extremely generous with me in life, I always have retard luck. Based on the following ideas I've made this stupid decision. >investor sentiment is trending towards fear in regards to the entire market>even normies perceive there to be an AI bubble>I agree with the other posters, it will trend upwards in the long term horizon, but I'm looking to get out of this trade in 1-2 years and just take profit>LLMs cannot produce the short term results people are looking for, it's still in a proof of concept infancy phase>I wasn't impressed at it "disrupting" my profession or white collar work, I am more impressed by indian H1b guys than AI>I read the stock news, and international news 24/7 every single day which lead to me to all these conclusions>Peter Thiel just unloaded his entire position>Softbank is dumping Nvidia
>>41722820So based on my understanding of finance and accounting, I've made the determination that I will be rich. I believe AI is going to take off but investors have created at minimum, a small bubble. It needs a market correction, this isn't the final top of Nvidia, but I see it as the top in the short term future. If I become rich, it was solely a very primitive understanding of accounting fundamentals, small applications of investor psychology, and retard luck. I am looking to take profits as soon as I feel comfortable taking profits. Also believe the following >recessions are timed, elites and bankers know when it will happen and create it consciously to distribute wealth to the people that are allowed to be elites and groomed to be the managerial classYes, I'm kind of a paranoid retarded schizo from reading the news on X 24/7. If it keeps dumping, I'll take profits and gtfo, if it has a parabolic bull run because of a successful earnings call, I will let it run for a few years and see how it goes. I have infinite to gain and nothing to lose but more time waging in my elder years, based on my own retard psychology. Forget about FIRE. FIRE is for fags. I NEED my gf back, and I need to be prepared to present the gigachaddest chad of all time to her. I need to mog every cuck that ever loved her. Wish me luck, internet friends.
>>41722820>>41722883I'll be your gf instead anon.in your gock goes like this vid in my srsussyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pzQt3Su8nw
>>41722883>>41722820>>41717640It's kind of romantic you feel that way about someone so strongly. Good luck.
>>41722820>>41717640This is KINO keep us updated fellow transbian. Go big or go homeYOLOOOOO
The most successful investing get-rich-quick schemes involve bribery, insider trading, or other "immoral" market manipulationsWe're living under the most corrupt government in american history so just find someone connected to the GOP, figure out what they can do for you, bribe them, and boom! Rich beyond your wildest dreams!Remember that someone bought off Tom Homan with only $50k a few months back and the republicans shut down the investigation. Open corruption. Do with this information what you will. Just don't bribe a democrat because look what happened to that guy in New Jersey.
>>41717781It's made so much worse by the fact that I'm a permaboymoder now without any dating prospects. What initially made me rep was getting together with my luckshit ex for the first time, and seeing how different our bodies are. I don't think even FFS could save me now.Also I doubt extra money would've helped me retain my ex in any way. There's a diminishing payoff where me saving her from death mattered so much more than also being able to spoil her with clothes. In t4t context, being financially stable is already an achievement, and anything beyond that wouldn't have as much effect.You can't change people with money. Why did you break up, anyway?>>41717811One thing I would ask is please help tranners around the world who are too poor or silly to get crypto and start DIY. That's what I've been doing with the crumbs I have left, it barely makes a dent even in my shrunk budget but saves other tranners from my fate. It's all I have left to do anyway, my relationship used to be the way I coped with dysphoria induced suicidality, but now it's gone.>>41717816Doesn't fit my trading style, I prefer established trends and knowing where the market is generally headed, swing trading every few months.
>>41723233I am intending to be a multimillionaire for sure, billionaire in the long term horizon. The absolute only reason I'm doing this nonsense is to help trans women, I'm going to make some nonprofits and maybe get waiting lists to subsidize or fully cover their FFS if they've been on HRT for a long time. I also want to provide housing for unhoused queer women. I just worry about people getting kicked out of their parent's house for being queer because that happened to one of my exes. There will be other social services, I'm looking to accommodate the failings of our government and alleviate the hurt towards trans women and women in general. It will take a very long time so you may not hear about me during your youth, but just remember there was a retard on 4chan that told you about this if you hear about me on the news when you are 35. I've just decided I'm not destined to look at spreadsheets, I no longer want to be a spreadsheet monkey, I am a (WO)MAN OF DESTINY, a king. A transbian king. The legend of legends. I will carve my own path and save all the trans women, shaping humanity itself. If I fail at this, I will use my dark triad charm to become a VP or CFO or some gay shit, get more money, figure out how to gamble again. I'm also looking to get into politics in the future. I'm kind of a sociopath that wants to be a good person, so I can probably charm my way into becoming the Governor of California. Probably going to solve the housing affordability crisis by fixing the zoning laws and allowing more construction. You'd be surprised how good I am at giving speeches, so I figure if god made me this ignorantly confident retard maybe I should use my gifts to help humanity. >>41722911>>41722914>>41723029<3
>>41723233You also got me thinking, I could also pay for informed consent clinics, for trans women. Estrogen is VERY cheap to produce. I want to be remembered as the biggest simp in all of human history, I'm going to save all the trans women and no one can stop me from shaping destiny itself.
>>41717640I don’t understand anything about finance but didn’t Michael Burry just get fucked by doing the same thing?Idk your boymoder but maybe she wouldn’t want you to take unnecessary risks?
>>41723370>dark triad charmwhy are you autistic
>>41723544nobody knows what michael burry is doing because the whole point of de-listing is he doesn't have to tell anyone anymore. if you remember the big short and the whole argument about "I may have been early but I'm not wrong" and the lawyer flips out?in that scenario it was primarily other people's money he was betting, so if they pulled out, THEN he was fucked, but now he's got more money than god, so he can afford to be early (op probably can't though)
>>41723544If I can't have her back, I will create a happier world for trans women, for her. She is in a relationship with someone else, I just want her to be happy. If someone else makes her happier than I could, I am happy for her, and accept my fate. Accomplishing my goals requires incredible risk, I have infinite risk tolerance, I am a pure gambler, I feel little fear response, I feel little adrenaline during stressful situations. Nothing can really stop me from doing this shit. I wasn't born to be a spreadsheet monkey and live an average, safe life. There is something totally broken in my neurology, I feel restless. Not even she could convince me to stop this, I am just stupid, so her being worried about my stupid risk taking doesn't concern me. I'm also not actively in contact with her, and I don't think she could recognize me. If this fails, I will do it again and again until it works. I am crazy, I always find my way. Here are my two paths in life that I'm planning around. >I get her back and I create a better world for her, and our children.>I don't get her back but I'll still do the same thing, live my life honoring her impact on my life and serving the love I'm unwilling to let go of.
>>41723370>>41723484Waow... Yes, I failed here and can only help tranners with DIY orders now. Also visas are a huge one - getting tranners a tourist or study visa so that they can remain in a country that at least doesn't openly call for their death and start a new life. It's really an international op to pull tranners from all around the world, from their hostile environments, to safety. Not much I can do here now besides bureaucratic support, but so far a dozen tranners made it to the west already thru my guidance Plz don't leverage gamble it all in one go though, I've seen so many lives ruined by it. The market always gives easy mode eventually, and even though I was too young and stupid to take advantage of zero rate environment, I hold out waiting for it to happen again>A transbian king.I pledge my allegiance
>>41723578I'm probably the most autistic person you've ever met in your entire life. >>41723582It truly does not matter to me if I lose it all, I've done it before. You only live once, why accept the fate you don't want?
>>41717836>>41717913The current investor strategy is "keep pouring money in until it's a superintelligence, at which point we will ask it how to make profit from its creation" Either it never gets to that point due to diminishing returns and there's a massive correction as people realize they've made a trillion dollar tumor finderOr it does become a superintelligence at which point so many jobs are made obsolete that it causes a depressionBut also Im going into a job that doesnt pay diddly (engineering) so maybe Im just a big fool. But it doesn't seem sustainable either way, and investors won't put up with "our new God is just over that horizon" forever. And if we do get there what will all of this have been for
>>41723626I really appreciate you, anon. I'm going to take your ideas. Those are incredible ideas, especially the idea about getting tranners to live in Western countries, I'm deeply impressed by your intelligence and altruism. I'm pretty good with interpersonal skills, so I could see myself shaking hands with bureaucrats and advancing these goals.
>>41723630>I'm probably the most autistic person you've ever met in your entire life.Can I play with your gock?
>>41723610>>I get her back and I create a better world for her, and our children.How do you plan on having children? Are you cis?
>>41723723I'm a tranny. I thought of 3 insane options for my hypothetical children with her. I'm not sure if she'd take me back, even if she was single, but the feelings were there, like a searing flame that consumes every inch of my soul. Firstly, I want to be prepared to take care of her if I have the opportunity and it makes sense to be in a relationship again. I tend to hedge my bets so I'm at least improving myself and working towards my goals without her in my life, regardless of how she feels about me. If not, I can't have her, I don't feel entitled to her. Love motivates you to be a better version of yourself, and I am tired of living an average life. Even if she never loves me back, it won't change how I feel. 3 options>Adopt kids, I'm totally ok with this>I get off HRT and get a surrogate. There is no way she would be willing to get off HRT, she is the most femme thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Money isn't really an issue. >Most unrealistic one, I put an artificial womb in her which will likely exist in the future. I'd rather not because it'd probably be invasive and risky, I don't think she'd want that. Or, no kids at all. She is very kind, feminine and gentle, so she would be a good mother. I'd respect her wishes if she didn't want to be a mother, though. I would be the girldad.
>>41723610Your posts are extremely regonizable….It would be an insane coincidence if you were someone else, I just worry about you
>>41723915Who is she? Spill the lore
>>41723915who
>>41723915Not possible, lol. I'm intentionally talking very differently than my usual posts. But, I'm only creating this thread to document and explain how I became rich if I do, also my motivations. Like I said, the literal girl of my dreams can't stop me. I don't think you are her, but she would not be able to dissuade me, it would just make me laugh that she can recognize me. Currently, I am very rich and my options are doing very well. If I lose my money, I will just laugh about it, because it makes me feel alive. I could take profits and have a higher net worth than 99.99% of people my age, retire early, but I'm not going to do that. That's for weaklings. If you are her, just know that you are my muse, and I will solve all of the problems in the world because you inspired me. >>41723927Honestly interesting, I don't mind if she drops all the lore. It's funny.
>>41717640>So I've decided to short Nvidia using put options, they are far dated, so I have some time before they expire. I believe they are massively above book value according to my finance knowledge. The intrinsic value is not that high, and I don't see them sustaining that price level.the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solventyou don't want to short just because there's a bubble, you want to short when you think you know something is about to happen that will pop the bubble
>>41724008>If you are her, just know that you are my muse, and I will solve all of the problems in the world because you inspired me.tbhOooOoOooOOOnwhy won't you let me play with your gock?
>>41724020tbhon sam altman will just say something supremely retarded and people will kill OpenAI first which will then blow up and end up acquired by microsoft some daymy prediction is somewhere about q2 2026 but its really anyones guess. i can't see the bubble lasting past 2026
>>41724020They're far dated put options, so derivatives contracts rather than selling a straight up short position. There isn't too much risk, just time. A few more years of my life working. I don't see it as money, just time. I'm still very young and I was going to retire early anyway, why not see how this goes? I will make more money as I progress in my career. I can take profits right now and walk away able to retire in my 40s or 50s.If it goes to absolute zero, I can wait a while to see a market correction.Have you ever considered the idea that I'm just crazy and it's funny to me? I want to break the matrix. I'm a tranny and I'm not getting any younger, I need to drive a Rolls Royce and be really cool. I DON'T ACCEPT MY CURRENT FATE, AS A (WO)MAN OF INACTION. I've lived safe my entire life, time to be a chad.
>>41724068hey stop ignoring me. Give me your gock right now
>>41724008You’re gaslighting me now djfhdjjddhYour typing style, choice of words, confidence all sound like her but now I’m not so sure anymore.Also I’m not dropping lore fuck that, that’s personal.
>>41724029>>41724087My waifu is in this thread! I can't just chase skirts!
>>41724096>My waifu is in this thread! I can't just chase skirts!how do you know which one is your waifu? What if I am your waifu?
>>41717640Genuinely, are you retarded?
>>41724096WHAT IF I AM UR WAIFU YOU AUTIST I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS
>>41724093This is anon imageboard come ooon you can't just leave us all hanging (lol)>>41724210Nope, she's very autistic and very very based
>>41723370Jesus, do ya want a pipe?
>>41724124>>41724229Look, it would be really great if you were my ex gf, and that would make me feel very good about myself, but I don't think she was that horny of a person. Perhaps, multiple of my exes are lurking around this thread. I try not to be a womanizer scumbag, but I have been around many women. Maybe you are indeed my ex and there's two or more women here that know me. That would be very funny. >>41724093Look, I need to save all the trans women, possibly all the women, that requires a lot of money. Money is literally power, with just one billion dollars I can make impact on a lot of human life. If you truly know me, you'd know I am too much of a chad to be a finance cuck for the rest of my life, this is my destiny. I am going to pretend you are her, since it feels nice that she worries about me. I intentionally changed multiple things to throw her off, I don't want her to see this nonsense, and that includes my typing style, I'm rarely this crude. That was just to throw her off. But, multiple people think I am their ex, you know. It happens to me all the time. I also get mistaken for people with tripcodes. As for confidence, some people are very confident, you never know. And lastly, I don't tell women about myself. All of them know nothing about me, so you wouldn't be able to determine it's me. But yes, it's possible that you are my ex gf. In which case, I hope you're doing well. >>41724229absolutely, and if I lose it all, I'll do it again!
>>41724340>Look, it would be really great if you were my ex gf, and that would make me feel very good about myself, but I don't think she was that horny of a person. Perhaps, multiple of my exes are lurking around this thread. I try not to be a womanizer scumbag, but I have been around many women. Maybe you are indeed my ex and there's two or more women here that know me. That would be very funny.yes yes I am your ex. now give me your hard gock right now to play with and kiss
>>41724340>but I don't think she was that horny of a personwell technically speaking if you were to just show me your hard gock and put it on my face I think I would be horny now so mhmm put it here.
>>41724380>>41724417Yes, my dear. But you see, I have a dilemma. 3+ of my exes are in this thread now. I had many bitches, unfortunately I chase skirts by accident.
>>41724517tbHON but you told me you stopped being in contact with your exes
>>41724551I'm not currently in contact with any ex at all. There are like at least 20 trans women that loved me at one point, most from this board, so I wouldn't be surprised if my exes are around. By the way, did your ex work in finance? The coincidence is insane. >>41724093You also think I'm your ex gf, but I'm pretty sure neither of you are.
>>41717640Buy a house, dumbass. Don't even get a mortgage, buy it outright in cash and do not get insurance. That's an extra thousand or two every month right there.
By "transbian" you probably mean AGP chaser lmaoThe funniest part is that you guys end up dating among eachother and think you're dating another "transbian" when it's just two AGP chasers going for eachother ahahahNOTE: I'm not saying there aren't lesbians who happen to be transsexual, but they're definitely not the same as those "transbians"
>>41724611Nah, homes are for faggots, I need a penthouse.
>>41724611houses suck, condo 4 lyfe
>>41724678I've dated many cis women also, actually. In person relationships. Transbian is semantically convenient. I've chased a lot of skirts, but I prefer one particular trans woman.
>>41724551Question, do you have an ex gf that you still have feelings for that doesn't know you got SRS? It could literally be me, I don't know. There were so many women I talked to, that I don't remember all the names.
>>41724585>I'm not currently in contact with any ex at all. There are like at least 20 trans women that loved me at one point, most from this board, so I wouldn't be surprised if my exes are around.hmm but I have you added on discord though
>>41724737It is probably someone else, I never use discord, but you could have me added on a dead account. I made several throughout the years.
>>41724772>It is probably someone else, I never use discord, but you could have me added on a dead accounttbhon but that's not possible. you talked to me on discord so why would you have dead accounts
>>41724783Definitely not me, but you're a very nice lady, I would have liked to be your ex. Would you be happy if this thread was about you?
>>41724826>Would you be happy if this thread was about you?yes tbhon
>>41724837It's for you, then. I'll always love you until the end of time.
>>41724852>It's for you, then. I'll always love you until the end of time.does that mean you'll invite me over and use your gock on me tbhon
>>41724585You should still be careful though, I’m sure they wouldn’t want you to make self-destructive choices.
