Me (based straight/meta-agp) >has a handsome bf (with a successful job) who bought me a synthesizer to learn with him after a weekend of plapping and cuddling. 1-year anniversary soonYou (Cringe transbian) >has a poly puppy girl “girlfriend” who is sucking other gocks, hasn’t showered in a week, and can’t make rent this month Transbians on literal suicide watch rn. I almost feel sorry for yall bc it must be hard not knowing what a stable relationship looks like :((((
>>41742636This will never be a real Minimoog
>>41742666It’s so over. He told me if I get into this one he’ll buy me a Korg Minilogue XD or the Pro-800
I am an incel so both versions mogg me pretty hard. However I'm going to do a push day at gym and am pretty fired up to bench. After frying my pecs, triceps and delts I will watch a mario streamer while doing an hour of cardio. I am training to cease being a bbw which will result in increased chances of obtaining cream pies
>>41742636>bragging on 4chan about the most normal stuff everReal loser type shit. You must he a huge hon if having a boyfriend is some major accomplishment for you.
>>41742734For real though that's awesome and I'm glad you seem to be in a good relationship, I've been eyeing up a poly D for a while and i'm jelly
>>41742781Not a hon, just tired of transbian antics (hitting on me and shaming me for being straight) so I just wanted to push back a little. Also if you go on r/straightttansgirls you’ll know just how hard it is to get a stable bf even as a passoid (which I am btw bc his parents don’t know I’m trans)>>41742795The only thing I’m worried about is the potential tuning problems but I’ve heard they fixed that
>>41742847>if you go on r/straightttansgirlsdefinitely a hon
>>41742847>as a passoidYou’re on 4chan.
>>41742876>t. Jealous transbian
>>41742876100% >>41742897Hon confirmed. A real passoid wouldn’t come here to brag and would just be off living her successful life.
>>41742847no matter how much you try to lesbian bash to cope, you're still attracted to men and genuinely there's no bigger humiliation than that LOL
nice job op you got the entire polycule seething
>>41742847>his parents don’t know I’m transOh trust us, they definitely know.
>>41742906I used to be a trip on here years ago but left bc yeah passoid but also it’s fun to come back once in a while to dunk on the ttttransbiansI can’t be mean to the transbians in real life bc they’re all too soft
>>41742781The bar is lower for us
>>41742929They’re conservative immigrants and def would not let him date me if they knew >>41742926I know right it’s crazy how they have to throw around the hon accusations when they literally could never get a man(or woman) to commit to them for more than a few weeks
>>41742940>I used to be a trip on here years ago but left bc yeah passoid but also it’s fun to come back once in a while to dunk on the ttttransbiansI really can’t imagine being this much of a bitter loser. Anyway, see you in 6 months when your synth playing, tranny fucking boyfriend troons out
>>41742962yeah it's so crazy how they are calling you a hon even tho you said nothing wrong in the OP
>>41742770I believe in you! I’m getting a little too plump rn bc of the winter here is bad but my bf says he loves my stomach and doesn’t want me to lose weight (I’m still going to though
Idk transbianism seems more fun
>>41742971>on tttt>can’t imagine being this bitterReally, on the site for bitter people you can’t imagine this? Also it’s not being bitter it’s called banter bitch. You transbians really are too sensitive/too autistic to know what to do with a post like this
>>41743032pls teach us hussy-senpai
>>41742636>a weekend of plapping and cuddlingSounds about as soulless and empty as the transbian alternative desu. Especially with the classy way you describe making love "plapping". At least the ket fueled group sex having transbians know they're degenerate from the get go and don't act like they're superior.
>>41742636giwtwm, finding trannies is easy tho but finding a man who wants to date and also wants to stay as a man, its rough
>>41743050Probably calling me agp or not a real hsts bc I like synthesizers. That’s where I’d go with it>>41743069Oh sorry I’ll fix that for you>had receptive anal sex with my boyfriend after a loving period of foreplay. You gotta use the language of a place like this. Transbians don’t understand these things bc they’re all too atrophied/or too much of bottoms to ever penetrate/be penetrated by each other. Doesn’t matter if you’re all on key I could rub myself on a blanket and get the same effect
>>41742770you were never a big beautiful woman, however
>>41743116>Probably calling me agp or not a real hsts bc I like synthesizers. That’s where I’d go with itthat's not really any different from calling you a hon is it
>>41743134I know plenty of AGPs who are passoids and some HSTSs that are hons. Im insulting your lifestyle not your bodies/passability
>>41743032>You transbians really are too sensitive/too autistic to know what to do with a post like thisI’m literally straight and dating a man. Transbians really do make you seethe eh?
>>41743157why is body/passability off limits?
>>41743174Whenever I hang out with transbians they hit on me and/or bash me in some way for being straight. It’s simply poking back at them bc I can’t call them agp/transbians in real life.
>>41743189It’s not off limits it’s just not what this post is about. Yall always wanna bring it to that bc you have nothing else to say
>>41743205>I can’t call them agp/transbians in real life.you got this girlie I believe in you
>>41743227it's just more effective
>>41742636I'm a meta-AGP but I don't mind transbians, why can't we all get along? we all share the same struggle (dysphoria) at the end of the day
>>41743241Having a long term bf requires a base level of passing that kinda makes it hard for the hon accusations to land. If you’re straight and a hon, you’re single. I’ve never met a hon with a bf
>>41743383whatever you say hon
>>41743243It’s just a bit of banter. You can’t say shit to transbians on god
>>41743415Have fun with your gf leaving you for a transbian “butch” sweetie
>>41743438I am gay married bro
>>41743445I didn’t know they were still letting two men get married I’m so glad we live in such a progressive society
>>41743458if you are lucky they will let you marry your bf if he ever manages to propose
Sadistic lolcow I recognize your typing
>>41743472I hope you don’t lose too much in the divorce when the inevitable bed death hits and you have to open the relationship to get plowed by “Luna”>>41743478Where do you know me from. I’m not really on the tranny internet very much
>>41743522we wouldnt divorce over sex thats really sick
>literal plebbitor threadAll fields
>>41743544Yep, you’ll just go sexually unsatisfied for years, grow to resent each other for not being able to fulfill each other’s needs, that resentment will start to bleed into other aspects of your life, and then you’ll divorce for “different” reasons. It’s a tale older than time :)))
>>41743586they didnt make divorce legal until like 500 years ago and that was for straight men
>>41743598>for straight menSounds like divorce is pretty applicable to your situation then. Double so
>>41743633We don't believe in divorce. It's a legal fiction they had to invent for straight people.
>>41743665I can see that you’re taking this pretty seriously. I’m just messing with you. I hope you and your wife have a wonderful life together <3
>>41743712thanks hon
>>41743730You’re welcome. They say relationships are like walls, strong when theyre made of bricks
>>41743803never heard that
>>41742636this thread is somehow more bitter than the ywnbaw chud posts
>>41744011Chuds have never actually been wronged by transbians
>>41744011Literally. Just a matter of time before he troons and she stops the hetero LARP to go back to being a transbian as all meta attracted AGPs do.
>>41743243>we all share the same struggle (dysphoria) at the end of the daytransbians dont experience dysphoria, if they did they wouldn't constantly be snorting ket off each others gocks and fucking each other in the ass in public
>>41746160That’s oddly specific (But you’re right)
