beverage editionprev: >>41828148 qott: best movie you've watched recently?
>>41857264i enjoyed They Live
that new Wes Anderson film was alright
hello guys :) are we having a banger thread, where are the clowns?
>>41857371clowns??
>>41857264Why are you using a Jewish meme for the OP of /mtfg/? Are you Jewish or just retarded? Either way sage and thridden.
>>41857401yes the clowns the hot one, the really less hot one and the extremely not hot at all one
>>41857354The grand Budapest hotel? *winks to the audience*
hmm fpd "dies" and meth hive reappears. Curious
>>41857667fr you didnt need to fake your death fpd, we would have simply not give a fuck if you never came back lol
i should do more clowning, it was fun last time
>>41857667who the fuck is fpd
>>41857782Ftm Blobby
>>41857783i honestly don't even really know who blobby is either besides mado hating them so that doesn't entirely helpis mado still dead btw
do mtfs like animation memes
>>41857807yeah!
how do i tell a woman that i want to have sex with her fellow rapehons?
>>41857812do you have a favorite?
>>41857802desu the fact that she isn't shitting up every thread points to yes
>>41857988I looked up her name in state records and couldn't find anything. Its possible she was in a different state. She once had her brother on a discord call but I can't remember his name
>>41857807is this an animation meme ?i made it in gimp :3
>>41857844take a girl out to dinner first!
>>41858016id rarher just touch myself alone in my room in this case nglalso she already accepted to listen to an album she likes together, that sounds boring though
>>41857703I miss him frfr
>>41858055ew
>>41858081what's ur problem with him?
aight i'm off to sleepbe good girls & don't let the fartium suffocate you
>>41858033dawgggg, prog rock and chill
>>41858095probably one of the least interesting or funny poster ever, but all that would probably be fine if they weren’t such a pos and a moralfag too, while not even belonging on this thread (its a mtf thread yes not a ftm one, i dont fucking go on ftmg to bore them with my shitty disabled life so why do they come here?)
>>41858101fpd is a trans woman
>>41858098i prefer to listen music by myself, fucking i can’t do by myself though
>>41858109even so, they are still an uninteresting, unfunny, ugly moralfag so?
>>41858101>moralfagdamn hope he's not deadunless he's the liberal sort in which case i'm ambivalent iggoing into mtf / ftm only threads when you're not welcome is definitely a bit weird though tbqhdid we ever get a mixed trans masc / trans femme thread? we need more explicitly mixed (trans)gender spaces desu because some of us get way too fucking insular(previous post was a lie i am in bed on my phone now)
>>41858109>>41858121god fucking damn it this is why i they/them'd them initiallycan't have SHIT with you people
>>41858121didnt read your shiti hope you on meth u pathetic loser lol
>>41858130thanks sweetheart
>>41858121fpd is ftm and a militant leftist
>>41858149based
it’s crazy because IRL most people with shitty lives are mostly unlucky people but the ones here with shitty lives just got karma'dI never saw a single pool of people deserving to be miserable as much as most of you do and it’s great to see
>>41858152idk most people here are just scared and confused losers who express their self-hatred through bigotry and abusive bullshitwhich isn't really an excuse, but i think the miserable lives / shitty people thing is kinda a chicken / egg scenario
if me not only still being alive but prospering proves anything it's that karma isn't realif cumfoot can make it, so can you
>>41858111laying in bed and listening to a full album with someone who appreciates it is gold, don't knock it til you've tried it
>>41858149what kind of militant leftist we talkin hea
why is the ugly cockroach keeps replying to me? does he have no one else to talk to?>>41858196but she wants to listen to Shakira
still don't even know what fpd stands for desu
Remember that one time I was anonposting and Quid was so convinced I was CanadaNewTrans or w/e her name is that she offered me 20$ or something to prove I wasn't her... do y'all even still remember CNT / quidhow the fuck has it been 9 years
hi chat it's already monday, the start of the week jumpscared me ngl>>41858152>>41858174it's funny, I have been online forever, but never changed to fit in like that, cos I'm not weak willed ig tbqhI'll never understand how someone starts nazi larping or w/e due to life issues and not die of embarrassment lmao>>41858179keeping the hope alive fr fr>>41858201not the funny kind apparently>>41858240quids still owes me promised money for all medical expenses.... where's my money quids?!?!??!
yikes
>here's your male to female general sis'!>umaruchan, methhive, moapyeah i think i'll rep, this can’t be real
>>41858255Imagine expecting anything useful from the losers here let alone they pay for anything.
like 9 years is an INSANE amount of timei was like a fucking rodent when i started posting here. all greasy and pathetic and generally unpleasant. like i was THE "not-gonna-make-it" bitch>>41858255for me it was just a survival mechanism bc of growing up extremely sheltered surrounded by deranged right wing conspiracy theorists... now i'm still deranged but on the opposite end of the spectrumwhat ever happened to quid, anyway?
>>41858240Hi meth hive you're still my favorite poster
>>41858289thank u anon <3
most subtle samefagging ever...
>>41858294it's called swag, my personality challenged friend
>>41858267probs for the best lets be honest>>41858271true, but not like it was ever real, just annoying manic episode harassing ppl to say 'thanks' or quids wouldn't leave u alone>>41858273honestly, I don't know if I would have turned out like that if I was raised by conspiracy theorists, but I have always kind of walked to my own tune so.... iunno>what ever happened to quid, anyway?who knows, I was not here for most of what happened in recent history tbqhI was here for the start tho, and I will always think of how quids was a mooching chaser that abandoned their gf when she lost her job>>41858289so true, so true tbqh>>41858294who else is going to pretend to be our friends anon?!learn some self-sufficiency, be ur own bootstraps!!!
>>41858306desu i feel like it was probably a good thing because i genuinely don't know how i would have survived being stuck in that house knowing i was trans but couldn't transitionbut it did make for a very painful readjustment to decencyand yeah desu ive been extremely in and out since 2021 or so bc i feel like i stopped belonging, really?like idk for a while i kept coming back to gloat about not belongingnow id like to think im more chill and just come here for the shitty nostalgia>I will always think of how quids was a mooching chaser that abandoned their gf when she lost her jobOOFrelatively tame by mtfg standards, sadlyanyway i require sleep to live but maybe i'll remember to log on tomorrow. might be stressing about reapplying to food stamps too much tho
He hates the richs! Even when they pay for his foodstamps! More news at eleven!
>>41858344>they think rich people pay taxes
>>41858328yeh, I remember when I left it was partly letting other ppl have more fun pretending to be me, and partly that I didn't feel like I could connect w/ anything ppl were posting tbqhcoming back and not really caring is an interesting vibe too nglanyways, gn meth hive, depending on where u live, morning starts in a few minutes...
>>41858344baby you're a 4channer. you're probably broke as shit and miserable. i cannot overstate how little you benefit from dickriding the rich. go sit outside in the grass until the sun restores some semblance of self-respect in youok anyway going to bed for real now adios
>he tells you to go outside, waiting on his foodstamps, while dearly remembering that time 9 years ago when a 4channer confused him with someone else...
ok my bladder is now drained. NOW we sleep (please)>>41858374=^-^=>>41858357yeah makes sensei'm in hawai'i so i have a bit of time yetalso idk if anyone ever really bothered to impersonate me desu i think my aura was too powerful
where are u bozo..
>>41858797Quid?
>>41858878no, the cute bozo one, the german
>>41858891Really? He looks like a busted femboy past his prime and looking for one last hurrah.
>>41858900soon it will be over but definitely still hurrahble
>>41858920If you're into that, should have transitioned 10 years earlier to stand a chance in the real world thoughbeit.
>>41858943just be cis then lol
>>41858977Don't be delusional Nick. You transitioned as a middle aged hon and did ok.
>>41859016nta
>>41859033Of course not, but here anyway. Delusional idiot.
>>41857264Most recent movie probably the long walk, stephen king, preddy gud
>>41857264>qott: that nicholas cage ghost rider movie, just because it's so fucking fun lolis it over if i lie about being a tranny to a girl so she'll date me? i've been on hrt for 2 years but my tits are really small but the big issue is im sterilized and if she asks about it im kind of fucked desu... maybe i could say i had testicular cancer and had to get an orchi. is this a good strategy for getting a cisgf? it's so much easier to get one larping as a feminine guy with an ed. >inb4 "erm just be heckin' true to yourself hon"i dont even pass like why not lie??? shes more attracted to me as a guy then a girl... idk how do you logic your way out of this? i feel like this is just my new strategy for getting a cisgf now.
>>41858098i do kinda like yes lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEuuxz754M>>41859560never lie about being on/having been on hrt it will end in disaster. say you like looking feminine/youthful if you want as it is true, but don't make outright falsehoods that can set off their suspicions. be true to yourself tbqh desu senpaialso *did* you get an orchi? kind of hard to lie about that desu
how are you today, friends? ^.^
>>41859884no good very bad horrendous
>>41859906who>>41859911whats up? (:
i have ascended
>>41859884I keep running in to people on this site I really think I shouldn't be thinking about anymore so I'm thinking I should quit this place againIt's doing a number on my mental state
>>41859950you sound weird anyway desu
>>41859985>on 4chan>in mtfgYeah no fucking shit
>>41860013i wish that you would have found something else than coming here today
>>41860033My old best friend on /soc/ and 2 exes on this boardNo names
>>41860111why are you here?
>>41860111True, you can't use it as a place to wallow in misery as it does not accomplish anything. You have to overcome it and better yourself, whatever that might look like. Only then may you shitpost without fear of standing still.
>>418601114chan is the place I fit in though so maybe this is just my fate
>>41860158you don't fit in pedro, you're obnoxious and every thread you post in hates you
anybody else?
>>41860280Who the fuck is pedro
>best movie you've seen recentlyi rewatched angel's egg in theaters. the upscaling is surprisingly decent, the lines aren't too large and if there is AI it's not really visible. >>41860756theres a presumably trans guy in the tumblr jirai kei community that has an account named pedro that is solely there to tell us we're pretty and beautiful and that he loves us. i do not know who the pedro you are referring to is but i think i like my pedro more.
>>41860937at least his hair isn't super greasy like a lot of tims
>>41860825Yeah no I don't love many of you so I don't think I'm pedro
i do not like zack polanski i dont like his face or teeth or voice or demeanour in fact i find it all quite disturbing and also i dont like his ideas either
he kind of looks like some sort of horse who was turned human no i do not like it at all
>>41860111true
>>41861205Would you prefer the peoples front of your party or your parties front of the people?
>>41861446i hate them too but i honestly probably hate him more like the other guys are just a bit stupid whereas i find him kind of disturbing on a personal level
>>41861093hey leave my greaseball out of it
Are there any likeable british politicians?
>>41861522bin man
one way or another, all loads lead to pandora
>>41861522i would never ever vote but i feel like i could make farage laugh in a personal setting
>>41861530the buckethead vs binface dilemma
>tfw you can't run for president because you were born in the UK
>>41862202holy shit you really are blobby
>>41862271i don't even know who blobby is besides being mado's arch nemesisor other arch nemesis? idk
>>41862390The first blobby was kaliaura the rapehon crossdresser guy. He stopped posting regularly and mado started calling fpd blobby, because he annoyed her. Val seemed to some power over blobby mk2 and unmasked her as an ugly mtf.
Maybe the real blobby is the friends we made along the way
>>41862448mtfg lore is truly insanealso what the fuck does fpd stand for
>>41862623fun posting disorder
whats up homies
>>41862648this person sounds increasingly based the more i hear about them (besides the pretending to be an ftm part)>>41862711reapplying for food stamps because i'm silly and whimsical and full of mirth like that
>>41860937Paige looks funny without her glasses
>>41862773
the content in smash ultimate is insane, it makes the other fighting games ridiculous and yes im 10 years late
>>41862390blobby is doug
>who is fpdIt's either: fiona, eve, snew, Paul, or the one hanger on euro tranny I forget their trip but they were always in their fren group/navy hate servers. Pretty sure they anon posted exclusively. They were always tryna fuck k@ but were too baby tran Manish to make it happen. My guess is this person snew or fiona/fiona gf. My reasoning is, one of fpds final posts was something referencing the final time they VCd k@ back in the day and k@ instantly knew the reference. Those were the people in those servers back then.
>>41862734get that bread yo
>>41862870>fiona>snew>paul>kate>fionagangs still all here?
>>41862711not much, reading some books, hbu??>>41862734everybody is wonderful to somebody mhm, but whomst finds us wonderful?? that is the true question tbqh>>41862860really?? I think somebody made me get that once but I got bored>>41862870it's a lil interesting that ppl have these intricate memories, but also 2026 is a time to make new memories tbqh
>>41862961Ha well everyone posts I'm sure just rarely and as anons. This place is dead and only exists for nostalgia for me but there are people with genuinely zero life that for sure would still be posting somewhere if not here. Snew definitely one of those and that's why I always said they are fpd. That other person I forget their disc handle I bet does too. Fiona has a gf and Paul has a life(pretty cis girl so obv). Kate? Who's that :^)
>>418629822026 hasn't even started yet Umaru, but I'm already dreading it
>>41862941aye aye cap'n>>41862961i remember when kate heard about how my like manic messianic complex in 2019 was a coping mechanism for my whole extreme suicidal crashout in 2018 and felt bad and stopped bullying meit was kind of sweet but also like i get it i'm being annoying and full of myself you don't gotta go easy on me just because i'm a suicide reject>>41862982do you have anyone who finds you wonderful?this question could either be really sweet or really depressing, idk enough about you to know yet so i'm going to go with it>>41863152seriously babe what the fuck is the passage of time. how am i almost 30. what the fuck. i feel like i was never supposed to live past 20 LMAO
I dread knowing that I could've been more and that the reason I'm a failure is because I'm lazy and not because of mental illnessI wish I could be reborn as someone who had the capacity to make something of themselves other than a burden
>>41863248>feel like i was never supposed to live past 20 LMAOyou can still set things right
>>41863272aw, thanks, anon <3>>41863251>not because of mental illnessyou sure about that, chief?either way unless you're like 50 or something... you're still young you still got time to learn some skills and find some shit you're passionate about
>>41863294I'm 32 and unemployedtrying to make a philosophical mlm romance mecha visual novel but it's impossible to make substantive progress bc most days I spend all my energy managing mental illnessbut I'm not sure mental illness is real and not just a cope idk
>>41862870are any of them french? fpd was fluent in French so I'm assuming they were born there, then moved to the US for a decade(s?) and then went back to Europe within the past few years.
>>41863330yeah project burnout is realadhd meds helped me a lot and i started taking sulbutiamine which is this like obscure form of thiamine that seems to really benefit people with bipolar for some reason and i feel like i'm finally at a point where i'm like, consistently motivated for my projects and actually happy. weird feeling desucould be worth looking into medication / nootropics / etc to help manage your brain and whatnot >but I'm not sure mental illness is real and not just a copemental illness is absolutely real anon lmaobut idk i mean it sounds like you have some cool plans if you stick with 'em
>>41863348Snew is canadian and most of them speak French. Another reason she was my guess
>>41857662was talking about the phoenician scheme. grand budapest was one of his weaker films imo.
voulez vous coucher avec moi ?
>>41863386I'm afraid of taking more meds honestly,I want to get off my effexor but the withdrawals are bad so I'm just staying on themallegedly I have ADHD but idk about it, and I don't like the idea of taking more meds. I should be getting an orchi soon so I can ditch the spiro, maybe I'll look into ADHD meds then
>>41863152>41863248oh no... there is still time to do lots of things in 2026 ngl>>41863248nah, ppl just respect and fear me, or disrespect and ignore me tbqhlike there are ppl that say they love me regularly enough, but we don't really talk much and they just want me to stop being lazy and be more productive so ehthat's life tbqh>>41863330aww that's not horrible right, I spend all my energy managing physical illness, less cute nglwhy not make the novel w/ friends or something???
>>41863330if it's not mental illness what is it? demonic possession?
>>41857264ayyy this that Charlie Cork mfer, bish got shot in dey neck haha
>>41863812that's why I enjoy reading research articles by psychiatrist kirmayer, it's all about spirit possession and magic therapy and stuff tbqh
>>41863728>why not make the novel w/ friends or something??no friends plus working with people is terrifying>>41863812personal failure
>>41864068I'll be honest anon, working alone on big things sounds like... the odds are stacked very high or the bar needs to be lowered enough so u can clear it
>>41864176I try to just take it one step at a time so I don't get overwhelmedI may start a smaller project or sobering just do something doable
Do you think a transexual can acheive this body type? I have pain because CVS order is delayed.
>>41864332laf moment
>>41864332The vivi 5head is possible
>>41864068>>41864270everyone who's done anything has a mountain of unfinished projects behind them. it's really good to finish stuff, even if it's something small.
>>41864270well, maybe u can release it in chapters like ryukishi07 and so on
>>41863248please forgive me, my brain is old and foggy, are you pandora or mado or someone else? it's hard to remember everyone's trips and ult trips>>41863058I've gotta say there's been a whole in my heart since I stopped coming here. I do miss talking to other trips dearly >>41862982work work work work workwhat book u reading? I just started "in the woods"
>>41864692still reading thru 'the object relation'lacan is kind of weird, but I should really finish it before starting more new books tbqhbut also started flipping thru a kanji story memorization bookhow is 'in the woods'???
>>41864332If their a mantis/human crossbreed sure
>>41864867damn that's some heavy reading. I wish I was more into theory but readying for school/work has me so drained all I walk to do is read pulpin the woods is fun so far, I love a good mystery where the main character is kind of on the edge of going off the deep end
>>41864377yeh I have a number of projects in finished and unfinished states maybe the vn equivalent of a short story or one act play could be a good short term project>>41864399meh I would only want to release it when it's ready, like valve does
>>41864867>lacanxenogears reference!!
>>41864963I'm the opposite, all I do is read non fiction anymore...it's like really intricate relationships between academics over the ages...what kind of school work? I love school stuffdo u read a lot of mystery novels?>>41864975oh I see...>>41864990waow, what does that even mean?!
mum asked if a cute drawing i made of a bottom and a top holding each other was an adult and a kid,I feel like blowing my brains out desuI just can't seem to get size difference proportions right, and I hate that the smaller character can read as underage :(should I get a drawing tablet so I can just resize characters when I have this problem, without having to erase the entire drawing>>41865002xenogears has a character named lacan in it
>>41865139so clear us in on the truth. Who is the enigmatic figure that haunts us?
>>41864905What if they're just a regular human but with body alterations?
>be me>get hrt through naturopath>months later, still in boymode>go to another doctor in a right wing area for unrelated issue>spiro shows up in medications list but not E>odd that no questions are asked about it>he orders blood labs for this unrelated issue>uhoh>maybe I can just slide past this>nope, he does a full workup panel>go back>"anon... your testosterone is dangerously low... It's actually the lowest I've ever seen.">he also comments on my breast growth since>says he wants to MRI scan my pituitary gland>ask hypothetically if the spiro is nuking my T and my body just has really high E levels>doctor visibly suppresses a conniption fit>says he doesn't believe it's worth checking right now because he thinks I have a pituitary tumor that is feminizing me and raising my prolactin>somehow still doesn't ask me why im taking spiro>mfw I just wanted something else from the visit entirely and now I have to find a new doctor...
>>41865139Maybe I'm wrong about who it is, but rest is accurate! Could always say who those since you know :)
>>41865445It's because I said navy hate servers ugh. OK ill rephrase... the.. navy not allowed in but NOT because we talked mad shit about her in there despite proof to the contrary... servers. My bad :pNot tryna argue ol friend just saying why I think fpd is snew. Feel free to toss in your guess.
i detrooned so i could date cis women and get them pregnant and then troon out on them
>>41865311you're a retard>>41865499Ginger Sophie?
>>41865079Going for my mlis right now so I can be a fully fledged civil servant hahaAnd not as many as id like, but I do love a good mystery. Too adhd brain and school and full time work to read more
Brain tells me a bf who force fems and tames me would be amazing Thankfully I'm sane enough to know I'm just a butch lesbian with delusions
>>41865497calm down dude, you're talking in the third person
all I can say is that fpd identifies as man and sounds like one. we only talked on discord vc over the last year
>>41865798Huh? I was tryna be silly, though ig tone is hard through text... also I'm guessing you're autistic.. my bad was not my intention to sound upsetti
also he is asexual and has no interest in people romantically or sexually >>41865833
True those are the lies fpd would say. Guess we'll never know. Nini yall
>>41865793Lalalilly can you not please, I can see your post like it's 2015 again and Faye is dropping trip to insult the girls.
i am not fpd omg you would know if i was
>>41865968you are just bad at reading syntax lol
>>41866203that's not what syntax means
I've literally seen fpd have full on back and forth conversations in a public chat with that hapa person
>>41866235well my knowledge directly contradicts her midwit theories. or maybe dear fpd was purposely altering her typing patterns
>>41866253typing style isn't syntax
everyone knows you can't be candid with the "person" in question because she will leak out literally everything you tell her. fpd absolutely knew that and I highly doubt she even interacted with the "person" in question
>>41866290why would fpd talk to a known nazi
is this the middle aged transbian gossip thread?
>>41866362bait used to be believable
>>41866361mid 30 transbians are way past the middle of their life
https://youtu.be/0fbA_agbrOg
what should I buy myself for the holidays
>>41866598nothing, save your money
>>41866664lame I need retail therapy need a couple hits of short lasting dopamine
>>41866529I will ask him on twitter
>>41866253Changing syntax would be absurd. Why that would mean someone could easily thwart another with the power of reading syntax. I hardly want to imagine the possibility of manipulation it would create, especially duping narcissists that genuinely believe they are the most intelligent posters in the thread. Luckily nobody is able to alter their posting style and syntax from moment to moment and our 90-110 IQ super genius is saved.
>growing eggplant>eggplant plants are HELLA productive>just harvesting entire bowls of cocks>start noticing my lips being a bit tingly when i eat eggplantfor the love of FUCK>>41864692sorry ended up being busy with my various little tasks and checking out but if you read this i'm pandora
>>41868754*checked out
time to get that mf bread
>>41868942i love you
>>41868754what are ur hobbies? I need something new. Videogames suck, movies suck, books suck, my creativity is in the shitter right now...I do garden a bit but it's the dead of winter
>>41868730ye the germoid and sailor gave the most absurd and blatantly wrong read on things it makes me laugh
i just ask chatgpt to rewrite my posts sometimeseven the mtfg detectives can’t break my case
>>41869147https://youtu.be/NdtaVBTSMRU
>>41869127Uhh, desu gaming is my main one. Also like watching video essays while doing other shit. Picked up reading comics last year and I'm still having fun with that.I've also bounced between a few different advanced creative projects over the last few years like modding and playing around with game dev (nothing came of it). Problem is I hate tutorials so I just learn on the go which is like bashing your head into a brick wall until it gives outAlso yeah I'm lucky to be in Hawai'i because we can grow shit year round here. Though we did have a fuckass drought recently which sucked assI honestly considered looking into W40k just to get some cool little dudes but it's expensive and seems more complicated than hoarding comicsHope u can find something u enjoy soon
>>41869230>considered looking into W40kif thats something youre looking to get into id reccomend picking up a DLP resin 3d printer. An anycubic mono m5 is like 200 when you can get a good deal, and youll be able to make any mini you want (theres a huge market of bootleg 40k model files) in very good quality comparable to the old forgeworld stuff
>>41869230why don’t you just go outside instead of collecting little toys hon?
does anyone know if Dria is still alive btw
>>41869501that would be a shame
>>41869515ok we get it ur racist but still wondering
>>41869577everyone who doesnt like or your pos friend is a racist? the absolute woke tumor
>>41869666idk why you call her a pos i havent talked to her in years i just wanna know if she's alive cuz trannies do tend to die.
bozi?boza?bozo..?
6-7 Slime
>>41870247i love you
Ugh no school today ig
>>41870375Can't imagine it would be easy going to school with gravity rotated 90 degrees
laguna fucking up an entirely different board and general to the point where everyone is becoming refugees from it in servers its banned from is extremely funny and also ironic imagine being so annoying that you manage to make an entirely new group of people hate you in under a month
>>41870454where she postan also are you like monitoring for gooner posts how can you tell them apart
it's not too late to say sorryit's not too late to say i regret hurting youit's not too late to say i still love youit's not too late to say it's not too late
>>41870462/ic/, it makes it obvious who it is
>>41870454lol, good for him
>>41870464i think you're riding the pink cloud of accomplishment. the honeymoon phase. in six months to a year you'll be crying how you got botched like LAF.
>>41865968is that shiza from gaygen?
>>41870468crosslink i wanna see gooner draw progress
>>41870481Nah. Just say you're jealous, bro. I went to the best clinic and I had a good base to start on.
>>41870506nta, but it's 95% narcissist tantrum throwing
gooner post latest drawin>>41870519same
>>41870514dude what is the arm that man hand >forced to save a meme from redditkms
>>41870437Imagine falling left :3>>41870454Been there>>41870514Down right Yakubian
>>41870533Laughed... classic one right there
>>41870454>>41870468who tf goes to /ic/ to goonerpost, /i/ has dedicated nsfw threads
>>41870514of the fivehead? lol no.i had ffs years ago.
>>41870580are you a troon or what when did you get here
>>41870591>5Seems more in the 6..maybe 7 range..
brap
>>41870593wouldn't you like to knowi started coming here like a year ago for hrt advice, but i'm afraid i like it here. i would call myself an /i/ or /a/ native
>>41870662ok for future reference gooner is an mtfg poster its her trip
>>41870685oh i thought she was just shitting up /ic/ with low effort porn lol
>chasers find me repulsive>other trannies find me irresistible>still get ma'am'd in my daily lifeI've hit the perfect balance
>hey send me an xmas wishlist>ummm...>'suicide prohibition'>'psychiatric slavery'>'linguistic bodies'>'black skin, white masks'>'atlas of human spinal cord in first trimester'>'re-visioning psychiatry'>little guides to style complete collection>'eros and civilization'>sennelier watercolors>faber-castell polychormos full set>nintendo switch 2>sony wh-1000mx6I'm going to get a book about the right to kms, aren't I???
>>41870935dont care dude
>>41871249well u convinced me ngl
>>41870935would you expect to get all that at christmas?
>>41870935Do you always read a lot of medical books? Hope you get the Switch so you can have fun.
One peice is so bad I could die
>>41870935Heh someone's a kept woman
>>41870514
>>41871291no way lmao...like one thing maybe, and probs on the cheaper side so realistically it narrows it down to a paperback tbqh>>41871296I guess, that or hair/skin care products, but last time I had to get a hair product exchanged cos it wasn't the specific kind I needed tbqh>>41871312geeze, I wish... I need to date like a psychiatrist or surgeon or something so we can support each othermore them supporting me, and me just writing stuff criticizing their profession nglanyways, it's a wishlist, wishes don't come true so I'm not going to get any of the unreasonable stuff tbqh
I have a papercut wah
>>41871328More on theme here
why'd you put all the expensive stuff on the wishlist?
>>41871302i wanted to try and watch it recently, for the politics, but i haven't watched it since it was on 4kids. i forgot how shit the shonen shoutfest pacing isi think i need an all killer no filler list of all 9999 episodes if i'm ever gonna sit through it
>>41871392cos it narrows it down but doesn't seem so lazy to just say 'buy me this' and they can feel like they surprised me w/ a gift and keeps it quite cheap for them tbqh
>>41871419There's no filler lists on the wiki and such. One pace is the usual go to for all that. Takes it down to a casual 1100 episodes. >politicsNot sure what politics it has other than slavery bad ngl
>>41871455yes ;-;
>>41871424but why add the expensive stuff to it I mean if it's way out of budgetI would be so confused if I got a wishlist with books and a games console on it lol
>>41865968This person is ugly and has a hon body, but they're smug for no reason
>>41871538well... then u get me the paperback, and say 'sorry it's not this other thing' and I say 'aww that's fine, I love it anyway, it's the thought that counts, and I'm just happy ur here so I can feed u this food' and it kind of elevates it on the level of just as good at the other stuff tbqhthat said, some of those books are too expensive as well ngl
I've buried two fingers and fished around like an idiot and I still can't find my own p-spot, it's over :(
>>41871617You're weird, but you seem like an entertaining wife. What kind of food?
>>41871617but you don't mind that you're then making somebody feel bad that they're not buying you the expensive thing? is this a wishlist you're giving to multiple people? idgi I just ask for something specific that costs like at most ten dollars
>>41871700aww ty anon, will probs make a soup, that seems to be the plan atm>>41871724nah it's fine, they don't want something specific but I'm too lazy to make a serious list tbqh
The greed of Umaruchan is beyond all reason. None can afford her and she shall die alone.
>>41871828im so confused if you know the budget why add extra things outside it
>>41871849didnt seem that extravagant tbhh
>>41871849so true bestie>>41871873there is no budget, but only a few items are reasonable, so it's just padding for the sui book tbqh>>41872374ty for defending my honor lia
>>41872430now tell anon to get that bag
>>41872374rich people baka
>>41872663im middle class at best fren :\
>>41872787but a switch 2 isn't an extravagant gift?
Hey, ladies.Arguing with a TERF and this came up.>It's very cute that you think pretending to be ignorant and cutesy about this shit somehow changes the vast amounts of discourse online where lesbians aren't even allowed to say they don't like penises because trannies will show up to call them a TERFLike, the fuck?
>>41871849I spoil my womenfolk more than this. Umaru deserves a rich psychology husband
>>41873213thank you for telling us about this novel argument and thank you for so bravely fighting our oppressors
>>41873213>Hey, ladies.wait who>>41872855its like $450 whats the prob
>>41873213whats wilder is the people rewriting lesbian to mean noncismen loving noncismen
>>41873240Now miss, there's no need to get your panties up in a sarcastic bunch.>>41873240>wait whoOh, you kidder.>>41873371I knew there was something up.
>>41873388there are more motivators than necessity
>>41873410Sounds like a good problem!
>>41873359ur yankin me chain
>>41873441
somebody said 'compcis' in another threadi wonder how i would do in that competition
>>41873388OH, I missed on.I miss replied. The part is for you >>41873371.>>41873481This reminds me that I never watched "Dead Presidents.
>>41869306oooh that's a good idea desu i may look into that if i ever decide to go for it>>41869319fren, do you know what a garden is
>>41873526anon thats two in a row are you ok
Transbian gfChaser bfI don't even care who it is, I just wish I wasn't so lonely...
>>41873575mono nose
>>41872449true, if anon loved me, they would get rich>>41872663my sexual orientation is money, I say, but always mess up w/ rich ppl cos they're awful to me...what a fool I am!!!!>>41873216awwww, that's so sweet, ppl always say I deserve this and that, but I just take my beatings from life y'know that or I'll just have to work harder and save myself ngl
>>41873481>>41873526One more.Hidan's sister?
>>41873545Just scatterbrained.
why did they stop fighting? whats your theory guys
>>41874122who
>>41874176bozi and boza
>>41874198ket and mong?
>>41874122New nice mtfg, everyone frens again!
>>41874315I hope so
I often fantasies about dying in a random accident, like on my bike or something
>>41874315good, I love friends tbqhlet's celebrate!!!>>41874341sounds stressful ngl
maybe a mulberry?
>>41874434Those pretty cute I saw some like em at Walmart black friday
>>41874416it's kind of a dull thought in the back of my mind, if anything it's weirdly comforting >>41874434bottom left is quite cute tbqh
gf
>>41874514>>41874517i think my fav from this batch is middle right but i worry its not gay enough
>>41874676>not gay enoughMaybe this one instead?
How do I get a transbian gf who's equally as autistic as meI want to make her life warmer in this cold world, as she will mine
>>41874434i like top right most although maybe in a lighter colour, id say middle right but i prefer hardware of top right
>>41874746Marry umaru, if you're rich
>>41874767I don't want to be rich, I want to be happy
>>41874749desu i think its cute in chalk
>>41874794thats super adorable, faggot
>lia ignore my suggestionI cry
>>41874831>>41874716lmao too gay too gay go back!!
>>41874716also my price range floating a bit below the birkin kek
>>41874864>>41874885Hehe yes I knew it was too much I was bein bully >:)
>>41874716mom taking the kids to the beach core
chat, lia is showing off, but I ordered myself a chiikawa vanity pouch...now who's winning at life??!>>41874434I like the top right and the bottom left tbqh>>41874517ahh like one of those things>>41874767awww but I am not autistic!!! otherwise that's one of the sweetest sentiments anyone has ever said on my behalf tbqh>>41874794cute but I feel like it would be more difficult to coord well or like less versatile
>>41875087Coulda fooled me :3
>>41875104I take medical diagnosis quite seriously obviouslybesides, I also have lingering trauma from someone w/ autism lecturing me that their 'neurons are literally wired a certain way' so it's not their fault they were horrible to meit didn't end well when I was like 'u realize I'm in grad school for neuroscience, right???'
>>41875263Everyone's undiagnosed at some point! Also I don't like giving the mental patients any leeway as far as abuse goes. I've had trauma cause of bpd types too. Just sayin you have the vibe about you no offense intended!
>>41875336more like everyone is too free until pathologized!I could be one of those social and chatty autistics tbqhaww, I'm sorry u had to deal with that too, it really the worst when ppl use things like that as a get out of jail free cardactually I used to be harassed every day here by potsy for a long time too, which she excused w/ autismoh and got a bpd diagnosis too when it wasn't enough, and after an incident where she tried to stab her leg w/ a fork during a supposed live 'sui' attemptshe survived thankfully, forks into the top of the thigh don't kill anyone tbqhmy trauma runs deep ngl
>>41875530Ugh been there, hug fwem
>>41875557awww, thanks for understanding navy boi
>>41874676I mean top left if objectively the gayest and it's similar,
>>41857264do i need to starve myself to reduce muscle mass
>>41875917no you need to starve yourself bc ur fat
>>41876127no im not fat, that's the issue, most of my mass comes from muscle
>>41876166hrt and make sure your testosterone level is nukedlowish brotein diet, high rep low weight upper body lifts, high weight low rep lower body lifts, wait ~3 years
pedro will type out text walls but not go to a single therapist lol
some people are just scorpions
>>41876890Congrats. You pushed someone else away.
>>41876851and what do they say
>>41875812hmm.. elfi seems to like it most so youre prob right about it being gayest>>41875087based satchel appreciator>>41875087>cute but I feel like it would be more difficult to coordthey apparently catch stains from denim easily>>41876364i like a camel leather tho :\>yes this is the wayconcerned ill dirty a light leather easily but ill look into it more and reconsider
>>41876962your "traumas" lolhurrr why was my therapist so upset when I talked about what a special suffering little flower I am, I don't understand it's almost like I'm special and better than everyone elsethe main character syndrome is real>>41877028you're a narcissist, it's not that deep.
>>41877155pooge just fuck off nothing you say is ever in good faith
>>41877186I'm always acting in good faith
>>41877180maybe you shouldn't have treated Paul like shit too
>>41877229if you don't want to hear from him again then you should stop posting on /ic/
>>41877282Actions have consequences.
>>41877315people who understand you will understand you're a narcissist
Hey there trans folk. Still snowin here hopefully school isn't canceled. How're yall this fine navy evening
>>41877180cool good progress gooner thx for sharing>>41877536we put up chrimmis decorations its cute in herei also ate cake for dinner
>>41877573Post em pls i wan see bretty lite
>>41877598elfi took this cool shot>>41877672dw i'll go back to bullying when it's less fashionable
>>41877751Very pretty fren, festive :)
>>41877751ugh, the place is so crimmisy now
>hate cis men>can't find trans women >need to be came on and inThe universe crafts a fair jester of me in this carnival of sin and horror
>>41877910I thought transwomen can't shoot cum?
>>41877910shocking that the gayest part of this sentence isnt that you're daydreaming about jizz
>>41877920They can still cum
Would be cool if I could be a woman but transition doesn't work and ruin life rip
I want to write romance novels and become a beloved author and keep my identity a secret and then by no choice of my own a tabloid exposes my identity and everyone goes wow her stories are so beautiful I would have never guessed she was a transgender and everyone will forgive me for being the way that I am and I can be an inspiration for other people who feel sad and alone and helpless but I'm too male brained so instead I'm crying on a night between drinking binges on a dead end road with life and I don't think I'm gonna live much longer since things will stop being easy with time and the good times will stop.
I have my bwc out
>>41878337>>41878015j u s t b ur se lf>>41877910>>can't find trans womenwhy nottheres likeso many likejust like put urself out theresomething like that
>>41878418>just like put urself out therewhere thoI don't know where my fellow trannies congregate at least not the ones who are into polyamory at least, I seem to have no trouble finding them
I feel angry. I feel really disappointed. I want to let my bad feelings out but there aren't any good targets. Nobody understands my feelings and I feel alone for that too.
