Italian American editionQOTT: who's your favorite Italian American?prev >>41888815
i was gonna pick someone from my town since we’re like 70% italian, but luigi is a good answer
my wife probably
>has a wife
gotta be tony
the angry looking woman who sells me pizza
i do have a wife i am wifeguymoding.
i’ve been single so long, i’d kill for just a crush
https://voca.ro/19xmC7vBeaVS
i've been gay so long it feels like straight to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp0od728eg0
>>41893832I've been gay so long I feel like I'm becoming heterophobic
>>41893832to the joker, being gay IS straight. just a glimpse into his sick and twisted mind
im a "gay" ""woman""
>>41893865i don't even call it gay sex, i just call it sex.
I'm gay but I wont specify how I see myself so you can't tell which gay I am.
>>41893899
you're in his DMs, i'm at his house getting shit on his dick. we are not the same.
you’re in her dms saying she’s hot. i’m in her dms trying to make plans to see fnaf 2
>>41893552>qott
should I get a switch or am I too late to the party
depends on how cheap you’d be getting it and what games you want to play. if you want to play multiplayer stuff, it might be too late to find people to play with, otherwise go for it, especially if you can get one for cheap. there’s plenty of good games
>>41894194I want to play odyssey but I already emulated it to adnauseum so it's probably just my brain telling me to consoom
>>41894169its good for indies and party games but thats it really, and a deck just does indies better now and other things so its pretty much useless>>41894263yeah thats stupid, be smart
i only play games on my switch because im gay and like pokemon
what is your manfashion like manmoders?
>>4189435190% of the time like this
>manfashion>posts a woman
i wear my bald brother’s old clothes but with panties underneath
just drank a whole bottle of wine, how we moders feeling?>
i wear mens flannels and mens jeans. i do not wear a carabiner as that is for lesbians. i wear hats because im bald and if i look at my hairline it ruins my day. i have one pair of mens size 10.5 sneakers that i wear for every occasion. if its cold i wear a large sweater.
my stomach hurts
>>41894351is this too fem?
>>41894351jeans, hoodies, t-shirts (usually band shirts), basketball shorts
>>41894319me 2
i usually wear a knit sqeater and a scarf and some old carpenters jeans or maybe some old hunting camo that i don't care about getting scent on, and red wing loggers
>>41894454im drinking wine too :D>>41894377cuz im not a man >:(
>>41894351ill-fitting pants and baggy hoodies, or wool sweaters during the cold half of the year
i should really start wearing real pants but i cant make myself go to the store to get ones that fit
i own 1 sweater, which i bought at costco like a month ago and got shocked reactions from everyone when i wore it to thanksgiving
>>41894691i only started when i saw a picture someone took of my pitiful ass in the joggers i always wore
>>41894698you must have some crazy confidence to do that
>>41894710i just dont know what to go for, chinos make annoying sounds. i guess jeans and linen are the way to go for casual wear
>>41894711to wear a sweater?and no, i was kinda freaking out they’d realize it was a women’s sweater (they didn’t) or that for some reason they’d have an issue with me buying a sweater
>>41894726mens jeans are what i switched to. they dont really fit my thighs but at least its better than being publicly agp
>>41894736oh you're the one with the sweater from the thanksgiving mmg
>>41894746yeah :( sorry for becoming a memorable character
>>41894736i thought you meant its the same thing you always wear
>>41894755what's wrong with that? also tbf I just have an uninteresting life so I remember seeing your sweater lol
>>41894744i hate being sweaty so i think linen might be better, but i havent worn jeans in years so maybe im wrong about how they work
oh no of course not. i do repeat outfits a lot in the winter though. same jeans until i get a stain on them + the same hoodie three days in a row, but the t-shirt underneath changes every day, and of course underwear
>>41894777fair. my work only allows jeans and chinos
i dont interact with people so i wear the same stuff all the time
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf
>>41894770idk i feel like being remembered here is a bad thing. either for you all, because i’m shitting up the thread and being an attentionwhore, or for me because i’ll get bullied or something. idk i just kinda hate myself, so being known by others is weird
>>41894802you dont
everybody hates chris would be so much better if chris and greg transitioned and started dating each other
the only reason i want to be rich is comforti just want a nice place to live, quality clothing, bedding and furniture and good food
>>41894802why? we’re ugly and mentally ill
>>41894812i deserve a bf
the trick to not being remembered is to be so boring and unyielding to gay flirtation
do you react with aggression or dismissiveness if someone acts flirty with you
>>41894819trans phineas and ferb
>>41894835why dont we find out together
what does it feel like to rub flaccid penises together with another manmoder
>>41894844why dont we find out together
>>41894812>men only want to fuck, they dont wanna cuddle>you can't cry in a woman's arms, she'll never take care of you if you need it>the only ppl I attract are fat bitches>>41894823y'all're beutiful
>>41894842i used to act with aggression but i find myself dismiss myself as undeserving of love nowadaysit seems to be more effective at putting them off too
>>41894835disgust
>>41894849what if o get har >\\\<
i sure hope the 4 day stabbing pain in the side of my head isnt a tumor
>>41894865take a beak until you’re soft again
>>41894858i feel like i get tons of pushback when i say i’m undeserving of love
youre drunk
>>41894887yeah theres more pushback but in my experience they give up quicker than if you were to just insult them
who’s everyone’s favorite and least favorite recurring mmg characters? dakota’s my favorite, june was probably my least favorite
dakota got permabanned
i like bumpmoder
need a girlfriend who hits me
i am my favorite in the morning and my least favorite at night >>41894931wait really
>>41894936+1 I vote for bumpmoder, I literally guffaw sometimes when I see her
i dont like any of you
favorite is loonixmoder least favorite is loonix moder
>>41894936you’re right, bumpmoder’s awesome
>>41894454just drank a whole bottle of vodkaand i'm kinda feeling shitso will start the next one
>>41894940yes validgen was her doing in
is that why the second validgen got taken down pretty quickly?
what the fuck do you have to do to get banned on here?
>>41894985knowing the mods probably say nigger once
>>41894931what did she do?
>>41894351suit and tie moder
>>41894992doubt
>>41894993posted a pic of herself
>>41895002how new are you
bump
>>41895018how new are you?
im pretty new
>>41895023omg bumpmoder i'm your biggest fan can you sign my arm
>>41895026i couldnt count the amount of times ive been banned for saying nigger or calling someone brown
there's no bumpmoder you apes
>>418949206’2moder was my fav
>>41895011must have been a really explicit picture:3>>41895053for me ppl just say stop being racist ;__;
>>41895075i fucking hated her
>>41895067bumpmoder is real in my heart, bitch
>>41894920tfw not mentioned at all ;_;
>>41894920i miss neanderthal kun and john 27
>>41895067fuck YOU bumpmoder is real don't talk shit about her
my favorite poster is (You) but i dont like when (You) talk to other people. and i know when (You) are, because i learned how (You) talk by talking to (You) with six different personalities on two separate devices so (You) get confused about the cooldown and assume its not me. god i love (You) i put my phone down sometimes and imagine we’re in a relationship and im acting really bitchy because (You) implied i ate too fast by saying “wow ur already done?” so i went and laid in bed and told (You) i needed alone time. but im just praying (You)’ll come in to apologize but (You) wont bc i said i wanted to be alone so two hours later i just text “can (You) bring me water”
>>41895085bateman posting is eternal
>>41895053i said it 4 times this week and nothing happened
guys. racism is bad.
>>41895108(You) should stop being bpd
>>41895108you just ruined my end of day ego stroke where I ctrl+f (you). now I have to write a regex
>>41895120why are you saying those words… you are so mean it could make me cry
>>12312345 (You);)
>>41895098nkun a cutie my type fr
>>41895128I'm black and I endorse this message slightly
>>41895108now THIS is the kind of romance novels i want to read!
>>41895094i decided to only mention i my own personal fav and least fav. other contenders include methy, chudette, doxxmoder, trainanon, germanon, jellyfishmoder, and i’m sure a ton more i’m blanking on right now
>>41895108giving me, a fellow multiple personality poster, a bad name. i don’t use it to obsess over an individual :(
>>41895201start doing that
i like being able to post a bunch and either being too unrecognizable or too boring to draw attention
>>41895212embrace being a side character it’s better this way
>>41895206no. unless someone intentionally connects their own posts, i’m too stupid to do it myself anyway
>>41895246reread my post
how many of us are 6'2''? I am
wahh i need a masectomy
>>41895279hook me up if you ever find someone that can minimize the zippertits look
>>41895266 it’s too long i can’t
>>41895296i believe in (You) <3
>>41895167>combining favorite and least favorites into a single listexpert level chuddy/methy fence-sitting
>>41895246but it makes me miserableim so envious of everyone better than me i hate myself i hate my lack of ability i dont want to be like this i want to be like them i want to be real
>>41895279get ffs instead
>>41895404honestly other than june because she was pretty consistently mean, i don’t really dislike any of the characters i notice. chuddy and methy can both get annoying, but i decided to instead view them as entertainment so i’m never too unhappy to see them
>>41895439im getting ffs but i want a bf instead
>>41895424 i’m also a nothingburger of a person, one day i’ll be somebody though, hopefully
i wonder if bottoming feels as good as it sounds
>>41895502if you aren't one already it won't happen
>>41895505try it
>>41895554man, haibane renmei was good. hopefully i’ll end up an angel when i kill myself
>>41895559i dont think so
>>41895571then you'll NEVER know
sometimes i imagine an angel hovering above me waiting for me to finally do what im supposed to
>>41895523https://files.catbox.moe/5qwen8.mov
>>41895505it hurts then it hurts good
i should probably stop assuming my suicide is imminent. i’m just gonna pussy out and have to deal with the lack of planning
>>41895595im not clicking that
>>41895634good i almost doxxed you
>>41895677meanie
I'm a terf and I'm almost okay with just bring a feminine man, I'm not a woman, sex can't ever be changed and my bones are male
>>41896015lily hoshikawa MP for edinburgh south west i pray
>>41895276i'm 6'3" marry me
mmglolcowmoder
i got new pants
>>41896216show pants
>>41896212me
>>41896248mocking
>>41896228maybe after i wash themnew pants always smell yucky
>>41895554this show made me cry so hard
>>41895554mid
>>41896287i eagerly await your pants news, pantsmoder
>>41896294ur mid
>>41896294>>41896365this tbdesu
getting off work in 20 should i get chinese or eat the soil in my garden
earthwormmoder
did any of you have a misandry/radfem phase then find out you're gay
>>41896496i'm currently going through this please hold me
>>41896426soil for you
>>41896496getting there
>>41896540like clockwork
>>41894351
Larry is a fat arsed cock hole for black men like myself.
>>41896540>>41896623you were supposed to do it in your teens retard what are you doing
>>41896432ryomoder
spilled gasoline on my jeans because apparently the gas can leaks :( on the bright side, that made me change out of them and into my pokemon pajamas, which pair with my dragonite hoodie to make me the ultimate pokemoder
>>41896496yes lol. not very long at all after realizing i was trans too, started off spending a lot of time privately hatereading terf blogs on tumblr and then being like oh fuck they're right i'm normal now though
>>41896730thats hot
>>41896496misandrist and feminist, but not quite radfem, and my misandry mostly involves saying like “misandry doesn’t exist, despite my best efforts” and making fun of men’s mental health day
>>41896779you're so based...
>>41896761spilling gas or pokemoding ?
>>41896815spilling gas i dont like pokemon
>>41896785thank you <3thankfully my repressed transness didn’t result in transphobia, just allyship and being an oblivious moron
>>41896496no I was at worst a fencesitter making fun of everyone in typical oldfag pre-/pol/ style but never hated or blamed any one demographic or anything, figured out I was bi and a tranny later and naturally got more aware of and invested in le intersection ality maymays (which naturally leads to understanding that authoritarianism, conservatism, and faith are the enemy of humanity)
>>41896496not a phase I genuinely hate men
oh my god how can I get bigger boobs >hur dur you're a fakemoderwho gaf
>>41896892ritual sacrifices
>>41896892luck
>>41896892hur dur you're a fakemoder
>>41896892nbe seems good but what the fuck do I know
>>41896892let me touch them
as chief realmoder i exercise my innate manly authority and say we should end division of manmoders and just be one. just don’t talk about height pls
>>41896892die
>>41896892genetics
>>41896957i’m 5’11 :P
>>41896892hook yourself up to one of those dairy cow milking machines every day. my cousin tried that and it works like a charm
5'10
>>41896981this sounds so hot
>>41896904>>41896918>>41896974kms>>41896942whats that>>41896943as much I'm desperate for a girlfriend im never going to date someone from 4chan sorry
>>41897009but we could have so many salad appointments together
>>41897009nbe = natural breast growth. check out r/nbe on reddit for their methods>>41896981your cousin talks to you about using a noogleberry or similar thing?
>>41897001exactly.
i couldnt top him, guys i ruined my body with hrt :(
>>41897041>noogleberry or similar thingsimilar thing. I've thought about using one of those. but why is it named so outlandishly
i dont look like a woman i hate my life so much im so stupid and ugly and fat and now i have an ed like an old ,an it's so over
>>41897030*pucnhes u in tha ear*
every gen needs a toxic couple to be parasocial about, and we lost ours
im literally disgusting
>>418935522 weeks no hrtare you happy?im male againfully masculinizedARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>41894844
>>41897254notake your HRT, retard
>>41897254yeah, i hate all of you
im literally elphaba with a man body
fembrained
>>41897312racist
>>41897312you're green?
I literally can't cum
>>41897339I can only get myself off
IM MALE AND YOU ARE HAPPYIM MALEI HAVENT HAD GOOD LEVELS FOR 11 MONTHSARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>41897179doxxmoder x hugboxxer when?
IM 30IM 30 AND MALEI WASTED MY LIFEI AM KILLING MYSELF
>>41897360yes :)
>>41896358i took a picture just for you and i look so ugly and it ruined my night i hope ur satisfied ..
>>41897375me in 2 years quite litrally
>>41897379you're making me blush... sorry it ruined your night :(
i use to smell really good and then i intorudced prog and now i smell bad and it hasnt gone away it really sucks because prog basically ruined my body like i even got more body hair, idk how to get back to where i was
>>41897375uncmoder
>>41897426no youre supposed to tell me to still post it anyway and then make fun of me GOD
not that it matters because i look like a fucked up punished ugly man
i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt i masculinied despite taking hrt >i masculinied despite taking hrt
>>41897473i’d like to see the pants
>>41897491>masculinied
>>41897473ok bitch just post it then it's impossible to win with women
>men cant write
>>41897491no deadass literally my ribcage is bigger now than it used to be
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF SDOP
im so fat i need to lose weight
>>41897491i grew chest hair on hrt cause im a maleoid souled man
1500 calories is enuff
I AM MALEim detrooning hahahhahahhathere is no hopeI AM 1000000% male ther eis no hopeI AM 1000000% male ther eis no hopeI AM 1000000% male ther eis no hopeI AM 1000000% male ther eis no hopeI AM 1000000% male ther eis no hope
>>41897578are you fucking drunk or something? no one wants you to kill yourself
I WILL KILL MSYELF AND THEN DETRANSITION I WILL KILL MSYELF AND THEN DETRANSITION I WILL KILL MSYELF AND THEN DETRANSITION I WILL KILL MSYELF AND THEN DETRANSITION
help memy soul is male and my brai is PORN PORN PORN FURRY PORN PORN TRANNY PORN HAHA FUTA HAHA PORNhelp
how much attention will it take for you to stop
i am now chilling with a sloppy style
>>41897606no one here is mocking you>>41897578no one here wants you to kill yourself
>>41897606mocking me however
we schizoposting tonight
if you didn't want to be mocked maybe you shouldn't post retarded schizo spam
>>41897633i don’t even know which anon you are to hate you or want you to kill yourself. i’m sure it’s the same for the rest of us
>>41897618how bluecollar are we talking? linecookmoder? constructionmoder?
not being able to thug it out is also a form of fakemoding
>>41897654now hold on, how acrid are we taking...
>>41897654nigga thats nuts
im literally a maleyou are all females but me
thank you iliac crests anon for helping me get a jeopardy clue right
>>41897671if you genuinely believe every person here is female or female passing you're delusional
>>41897688oh fuck, i skip words while typing
wait, how do you skip words while typing? like, certain words or what? I just type how I talk
>>41897689they are more female passing than me, theya re more female than me I HAVE PROOF, my soul and body and mind are 100% more male than yours and everyones here
>>41897729post the proof then faggot
>>41897753women don't "jerk off" they elegantly stroke until completion, please educate yourself.
>>41897740YVGQE08UBEGPBU2EBAHAHAHASHE THINKS THIS MATTERSSHE THINKS SHIT LIKE MY PISS ON THE FLOOR ON REALITY MATTERSAHAHHAHHAyou are female you lookism bitch
please just calm down and stop posting, it’s directing much more negative attention towards yourself and sending you further down this spiral
any men up scratching on they ballspinch n rollers valid too
>>41897741im not posting anything online kys faggot
then why would we believe you? almost every poster here claims they’re the most unpassing and male manmoder
>>41897784haven’t pinch and rolled in years
schizo posting for attention is fembrained, sorry
BECAUSEMY SOULMY REASON TO EXISTMY REASON TO TROON OUTMY BRAINMY EXISTENCEIS MALEand there is no way you can be more male than me
be proper, bitch, and stop talking about your penis
>>41897813okay we get it, you're a guy, can you fuck off now
>>41897808KYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS>KYSKYS
i don't want to die alone
>>41897179chudette and methyjune and cheese [whoever was before]
im leaving forever
>>41897375yo same>kills self
>>41897824who's next im bored
>>41897813again, these are the things most of this gen posts about themselves. no reason to believe you’re the rare truemoder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QQp006iKk4
>>41897847im sorry
>>41897835hugboxxer and doxxmoder?
>>41897850it's okay you didnt do anything wrong
last time I dated a cis girl she didn't even want to hold my hand in public
>>41897857please dont die
my bf hates looking at me in public or hold me or talk to me he does love to show me his dick and shove it in my mouth thoughhe is si sweet i love being in a gay relationship with him :)
>>41897855literal whos
>>41897821
>>41897863mfw
>>41897873i don’t have a partner :(but your boyfriend sounds awful
>>41897884thinking it
>>41897873is this how all men treat moders? wtf bros
t4t must be nice
>>41897910men don’t date or fuck me but they do treat me as a man
>>41897914t4t for more like tfw i cant pass
he also>talks about how he wants to go with real cis women>never kisses me unless its for sex>never iniatas sex cause he isnt "hot for me">never initiated cuddles
>>41897914it is.
>tfw cant be gay or t4t because im cis straight male
this cake actually tastes pretty good idk
>>41897924forget breaking up, you should probably kill him or something
>>41897924i remember when my high school bf talked about how in college he’d fuck women
>>41897924larp but also kill him
are feminine things only humiliating as a manmoder not because feminine things are humiliating no but the doing such things when being completely masculine and oafish is. like i want to want to get my hair cut. and i probably need to. but i can’t do the humiliation ritual involved.i was like that with laser for ages too but if i ripped the bandaid off but that was a humiliation ritual fr because i started to grow boobs 8 sessions in
>>41897924what a chad
if you're around i still want to see your new pants
>>41897931you’re on e, you can be a t4t transbian <3
>>41897937i wish i was a gay top with a stupid twink boyfriend bestfriend in highschool that topped women in college and then married my bottoms crush and then fucked men and college chicks on on the side and then one day i cant find excitement anymore so i troon out and get married to my black sex doll and post about in online
>>41897924another day thanking god that I'm not attracted to moids
>>41897939I still havent done my 5th laser because of thisopr done ahaircutor buy clothes i needor do anythingim stuckat least i dont need a braa cause i ahve no tits and im 100% masculine
im so weird and i cant helpmit sorry i'll leave the gen was so placcid before me haha im flaccid now anyways i couldnt cum so it doesn matter too much
>>41897951noi dont have the genes or energy to pretend im female
>>41897914desuly it is
>>41897952at the time he was a femrepper and i was a repper (obviously, manmoders rarely get on e in high school) so it was seemingly straight c4c at the time and now straight t4t in hindsight
i hate having to rpeternd im female to other tranniesshut up whore im a man i take hrt because i want to kms slowly shut the fuck UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmffrm_3q1o
>>41897981coal
>>41897960i’ve been skipping this stuff because i’m gonna kill myself so why bother making these changes?
>>41897969why? we are ugly and mentally ill
>>41897985youre only insulting it because you think it's meand i made it but im not him so youre just insulting a random woman who made a song
>>41897981trannies are so bad at making music
>>41897976oh. honestly go die for tricking me you cishet moid
>>41898015ur mentally ill
>>41898046no im not
>>41898030i’m a manmoder, not cis
>>41898050ur straight fucked in the head sis
>>41898015I'm sorry, women
>>41898050we’re all mentally ill here
>>41898060NO, IM NOT
im too masculine to be herebye
I wish I had a girlfriend to watch bad movies while cuddling
always such a fucking drama queen as usual
i dont deserve nice things actually
women amirite fellas
tha cia is actually chasing me the cia got me to suck an officer’s dick lmao
only a soulfoid would act like this
not injecting again awardgn
gay nigga
fr ts nigga gay asl
stop impersonating mesTOPmOCKINGMEand tell me i dont pass treat me like dirt and choke me n hit me and all that
>>41898093me too </3watching some garbage late entry into a modern horror series with my ex is such a fond memory
idk if you all would believe this but i used to argue in reddit comments for hours and when i was 11 i would spam the halo offtopic forums for hours
i wpuld also spend hours stabbing myself witha pencil and i would and still do scratch and sniff and i belch and just today i fell asleeo when i was supposd to go to work si i didnt go to work
>>41898164why would we not believe this
why wouldn’t we believe that?
i should have been allowed to transition because then j could be a failed male with big hips and small shoulders instead of a failed male with small hips and big shoulders and fat and ugly and i need morally unjustifiable surgery and also to be gay
the cortisol from posting is the only thing that gets me high, it’s like a nic buzz fr
>>41898162I'll never get to experience that :/
i wish i still had my manhood
cake :3
faggot
liberalism will be the death of us all
>>41898205>i wilk never bake a cake this prettyWhy anything literally why im so stupid
>>41898208
>>41898221I wish liberalism actually stood for collective AND individualist egalitarian and pro-social values
>>41898223i didn’t bake it, it came from a local bakery
>>41898233what those words mean
some of u actually need bfs and yes i mean bfssince this neurotic behavior will never be corrected by another woman
>>41897945im here now. theyre just pants anon, a fat man wearing pants can be seen at every grocery store
>>41898239what does it matter if you baked it? it exists and it’s better than anything i could make. it hurts
>>41898245you think i’m a woman? <3
>>41898251this isn’t even that funny but almost made me shoot milk out my nose. i’m sure you’re not nearly as bad as you think. show us the pants.
>>41898245I am honing my neurotic behavior with another woman
>>41898257everyone here is a fucking woman
>>41898251i will see these fucking pants, i told you i was eagerly waiting
>>41898286aww you’re so sweet
im like a monkey in a cage cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming and suddenly he cant cum but he’s still in the cage and humans come by and they stick their dicks in the cage and at first he doesnt like it but then he starts to suck the dick because he misses cumming and he gets so addicted to making the dicks cum that basically after awhile all what you have is a hairy fucking chimp with a huge dick wearing a pleated skirt and pleasuring humans at the zoo. it’s obscene and wrong
i don’t think you are, actually
>>41898318you think im a man?
>>41898318talking about me
>>41898326no, i don’t think you (or if that wasn’t you, the other nona) are like a monkey
>>41898265this feels like a trick but since you called me funnyunsee cc/album#nmDctTmozIqh
>>41898333but im cumming in the cage however
>>41898335>implying this is fatwhat are we even doing here? nice pants though, doxxmoder
>>41898335mogged again man fuck OFF FUCK OFF WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT
>>41898335nice sbahj shirt
>>41898245i like women
>>41898335why do all you skinny FUCKS call yourself fat and then post pictures showing how skinny you are
manmoder peanuts christmas special watch party saturday night? >_>
im actually fat
how fat
I was almost 190lb until very recently. I was eating a brownie and like half a pint of ice cream, like every single day. you skinny boymoders don't know what it MEANS to be FAT
>>41898376155 at 5’8 with zero muscle
>>41898341cumming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine
need an actual fat bitch to post and mog the twinkhons insisting on how fat they are
>>41898349sucks
>>41898381see this is fucking ridiculous. 155??? I could toss you across a room with ease. get a GRIP on REALITY
>>41898383you couldnt handle my voluptuousness
>>41898381brain damage
>>41898387no it doesn't
>>41898392please for the love of god say you're over 200lbs
>>41898392oh yeah? let's see then. if I am to perish in your voluptuous splendor let it be so.
this is why i dont like posting myself, nobody sees what i see (the truth). also ive gained 30lbs since june foh>>41898348lol an anon was talking about /hsg/ last night and reminded me i owned it
>>41898359or perhaps a different christmas movie?
anamaxxing
>>41898424no one is seeing what you're seeing because you're delusional if you think you're fat
>>41898359im in for anything, the halloween one was fun :)
>>41896653adding this to my pinterest fitspo board
fatmaxxing
>>41898438can we settle on porky
if that was you after you gained 30lbs you must have looked like a skeleton before
having a girlfriend wouldn't fix me but sure would be nice to have someone to say ily to every morning
speaking of skeletons that reminded me of that one auschwitz escapee anon who posted the other day. that woman literally looked like she got rescued by the red army last week
>>41898445no. you’re thin. the fact you gained 30 pounds means you were likely skellymoding back then, not that you are fat now
so, doxxmoder, will i be seeing you tomorrow? <_<
>>41898472thank you for reminding me of bonemoder
this is the last one
;-;
they are sending me to fat camp in january
>>41898498mmg will never die!
>>41898504i am going to make you explode with my mind
>>41898405for you i mean since you’ve made yourself unlovable and unworthy of a relationship with a woman
>>41898504yo is there anyone in here who is actually fucking fat
>>41898484always a possibility but i havent been feeling well and have been sleeping a lot
my culture is not your costume
>>41898537hey
>>41898519literally not true
>>41898537post tummy post tummy post tummy
>>41898537post tummy
>>41898537god i want to make you squeal like a piggy
>>41898537FINALLY.
time to nbemaxx
thinkpadmoder
>>41898537hey just so you know if i don't see you in the next tummy tuesday i'll blow my brains out, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z778slDEsdsthe only thing i want is a a t4t summer romance in LA
tummy tuesday is about to be fruitful again, I have forseen it
rustmoding
>>41898593you're a fucking gayass for real
>>41898593la sux
flyovermoder
is ffs a good idea if im going to look like the woman in picrel >>41898569
midwestemomoder
sure
>>41898614who gives a flying rat fuck she looks pretty goddamn normal, better that than nothing, just go get ffs
is a mastectomy a good idea if im a retard with huge cans
>>41898634okay i wasnt trying to be rude i just think twink face is superior if my body wont pass anyways
>>41898593its hell there
>>41898653cant be worse than nyc
>>41898614i would love to look like this
>>41898661you have to have a deeply evil soul to think nyc is worse than la
i wish i lived in la dude
i wish i lived in nyc
la has the most tolerable major us city trannies and its not closenuke nyc
>>41898692i hate it here i hate winter and the summer is too windy and i cant make friends
if i lived in la i dont think id ever leave
sigh
>>41898785weather is a fair point but still, fuck that car covered hellhole, long live nyc and its wondrous subway system
>>41898803i didnt even think about traffic, okay i will be moving the barthelona
>>41898810thank you for pronounthing it correctly
the 9th annual mmg awards will be held on december 31st. remember to place your votes for-ugliest-most wretched-fattest-smelliest-2nd fattest-hairiest-fattest in the hot way
>>41898826nominating myself for most retched
>>41898826I think I could win second fattest
>>41898826>me>me>me>(You)>me>41898537anon
>>41898826i'm sweeping these awards (except for fat)
seriously though if i was the ugliest you would tell me right
>>41898844the people love fatmoder. may she post tummy on tuesday
>>41898826dont forget our new category: fakemoder you’d most like to murder
>>41898864she will. I will make sure of it
if fatmoder is real and not another twinkhon i'll cry tears of joy
>>41898887who says twinks cant be fat?
>>41898890twinks can't be fat. this is science.
>>41898939um
>>41898868i’ll win :(
>>41898966m
>>41898966u
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showermoder
>>41898998show pp
>>41899002no, i can’t take an aesthetically pleasing dick pic
>>41898861no. everyone will say you're a beautiful woman even if you're not.
>>41899008just take it with lens distortion and put it in my dms i dont mind
>>41899022i don’t have your account even if i wanted to dm a stranger my peanits
>>41899035can we compromise on you posting bulge?
neet adopter didn’t accept my discord friend request :(
my big man predator dick is throbbing becuase im a big man predator eugheheh
>>41899044I didn't get one...
neet adopter did your wife have a fav tummy?
isn’t this you?
im probably going to get srs eventually even if i still outwardly manmode
>>41899101you forgot the period!
>>41899096she said skull panties girl
crushing blow to the male community
qol has gone up significantly since unfollowing all mtfsi’m getting my shit down and improving my relationships with people only engage with chud content and thinspo now god i hate troons
i love troons even if i can never be a real one
>>41899040nope. also looks bad
think like a chudact like a troon
act like a chud think like a troon is far more wholesome
jerked off to the kissing part of porn
hey me too
https://youtu.be/hF0kFQH3NVg?si=lIzsXylH-fT0yBrj
i hope you all see me not just as a fakemoder, but also as a lovable scamp
everybody wants me to leave them alone but their feminine hearts are too pure to make me kill myself except that one time
i always wanted to be a lesbian but the reality is that i genuinely mostly like men
>>41899340what makes lesbianism so appealing?
i’m still still sorry btw
the apologizer is back
i’m still confused why you’re apologizing
>>41899370love between women just seemed more pure idk i was a big himedanshi growing upi'm not like /not/ attracted to women but the reality is i find the way most women communicate actually hellish to deal with when dating etc
>>41899423do you find the way we communicate here similarly hellish?
>>41899481no i love this place i specifically mean in terms of romance btw most of my closest friends are cis women but dating them sucks shit
>>41899136not me, ending it all
>>41899136good taste tbdesu
>>41899584which one were you?
im a chud baby so why dont ya kill me
one time a guy was asking me out and halfway through i got nauseous and he appeared to me like a disgusting mass of skin garbling nonsense into my ears, like a retarded animatronic idk. anyway i shook it off but from that day i consider myself an it/its because i dont believe in life as a concept separate from rocks or mud and stuff
don't make a new one
i’ll make a new mmg, don’t worry
>>41899806thats hard
>>41899862Who goes there? It's the ghost of OctoberSummer's over, now I'm goin' nowhereWho holds her? It's not me, I'm a lonerBut I don't wanna go, go, go thereYou're sober, that's not me, I'm a stonerI prefer it when the world moves slowerWho goes there? It's just me and my soldiersI come from the snow, it's cold, cold, colder
bumpmoder are you single or what
>>41900021very cool anon thanks
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
>>41900083i wish i were being mocked (oh wait)
it actually isnt funny because i cant help myself and you know i cant help myself and im stupid and not good and nobody likes me at all i get it. anyway i saged your stipid thread fuck you
loser.
>>41900108nona…it’s past the bump limit. sage doesn’t matter
sage goes in all fields
not a fan of homosexuals
sage goes in many delicious dishes
im asexual
no you're not
yes she is
no he’s not he’s just a loser
that’s just not true
im a real winner baby
my penis is fairly small and doesnt work well and i only shoot blanks
i also dont make much precum for some reason, ive heard trannies are supposed to be precum faucets on hrt but i just dont
my penis is relatively large and got good reviews from the one person i’ve had sex with
my dick is small as fuck and has never penetrated anything
my penis hort
my dick is gigantic and has penetrated your mom
gay men are retarded bro they'll suck my 5 incher and be like "dude your dick is huuuge"
>>41900547men do the same with women
>>419005475 inches is a lot to fit in a mouth
>>41900556suck their dicks?
dubs and i post an unsee of my penis that was favorably compared to a red bull can
>>41900567thisnobody understands the context. trying to fit 5-6 inches inside you is a feat and then they try acting as if 7+ isnt scary as fuck?
>>41900567>>41900578you guys are pussies i can take way more than that
>>41900574you can't just say that
as a bottom i unironically prefer 5 inches
>>41900589have you or are you larping
my first was 8 inches lmao
>>41900599yeah i've seen the entire range of dick sizes up close and personal
micropenis supremacy. want to flick it with my fingers till it shoots tiny huge loads
you guys are idiots, the length is irrelevant. what makes it difficult is the girth
>>41900590i can and i will :P
>>41900613i think you should be more considerate
>>41900612just clench your left thumb into your palm
>>41900618are you really that desperate to see ‘moder dick?
>>41900626yes
>>41900626now that you say it, noi guess i forgot what thread we were in
>>41900634at least one of you has some sense
do u guys want butt
i want money
the only butt i’ll post is from when i was 18 and posted butt to my instagram story
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>>41900657post ass
>>41900640surprisingly i seem to be one of the only ones
im still so so sorry
>>41900699lots of foolish manmoder, unfortunately
being a moder is inherently foolish it comes with the territory
that’s fair, this is kind of a ridiculous thing to be
>>41900723i’m not ridiculous i’m esoteric af
>>41900746
>>41900742youre ridiculous and live a joke of a life
>>41900755check em
