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Tank

Holiday ChestNUTS 12/04/25(Thu)15:41:56 No.41895414

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Holiday ChestNUTS Tank 12/04/25(Thu)15:41:56 No.41895414 Archived

>What's a muscle pup gotta do to get his chestnuts roasted over an open fire around here?

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)15:58:42 No.41895604

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)15:58:42 No.41895604

>>41895414
Ho...
Ho...
...WOAH!!!

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)16:01:45 No.41895632

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)16:01:45 No.41895632

too exaggerated to be sexually compelling. A guy half as muscular as this with testicles that are up to the size of a Tennis ball each would be peak.

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)16:03:02 No.41895650

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)16:03:02 No.41895650

>>41895414
F

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)16:03:50 No.41895658

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)16:03:50 No.41895658

my 74 year old friend has nuts the size of chicken eggs but cant come anymore

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)17:08:39 No.41896312

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)17:08:39 No.41896312

>>41895658
Tell us more about your 74 year old friend's testicles

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)17:22:09 No.41896463

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)17:22:09 No.41896463

>>41895658
Have you tried to make him?

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)17:47:15 No.41896705

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)17:47:15 No.41896705

>>41895414
Whites just do anything

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)17:50:58 No.41896736

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)17:50:58 No.41896736

>>41895414
2010s may be remembered as the decade that people did insane sex shit in a disturbing, cracked-asphalt-but-tv-screens-everywhere dystopian America.

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)17:51:44 No.41896744

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)17:51:44 No.41896744

>>41895414
Honestly still would

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)18:10:37 No.41896947

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)18:10:37 No.41896947

>>41896705
Jews aren't white

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)20:29:04 No.41898395

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)20:29:04 No.41898395

>>41896947
This desu

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)20:50:14 No.41898587

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)20:50:14 No.41898587

>>41896947
>Jews aren't people

Anonymous
12/04/25(Thu)23:42:37 No.41899987

Anonymous 12/04/25(Thu)23:42:37 No.41899987

>>41895414
Now this guy has it all figured out

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)00:06:34 No.41900120

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)00:06:34 No.41900120

>>41895632
I think they'd look good on a skinny lanky guy tho uwu fat cummas

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)08:24:53 No.41902099

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)08:24:53 No.41902099

>>41895414
Roid gut

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)08:53:43 No.41902226

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)08:53:43 No.41902226

>>41896736
No. Things are going to get way more insane on every level than the 2010s.

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)10:31:51 No.41902688

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)10:31:51 No.41902688

>>41896463
lol yes many times, luckily I can ejaculate enough for both of us

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)11:26:28 No.41903112

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)11:26:28 No.41903112

>>41895414
This dude died from injecting silicone into his nuts

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)12:06:46 No.41903393

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)12:06:46 No.41903393

>>41903112
Okay, but he got to have big balls, so that's kinda worth right? If you blast a shotgun directly into your cock and balls, and blow them to fucking pieces, they'll be bigger for like 0.15 seconds, and I mean time horizons are subjective so for some guys that's worth it.

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)16:05:10 No.41905204

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)16:05:10 No.41905204

>>41903112
was he the dude that was part of that silicone injecting bear death cult before he died from it?

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)16:20:41 No.41905311

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)16:20:41 No.41905311

>They're also suing over the will, which Dylan forced Tank to draw up, leaving everything, including a $200,000 inheritance from Tank's father, to Dylan.

Fucking genius.
>get into a master/slave relationship
>have his sign a will
>have his die without being involved in death in legal sense
>profit

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)21:44:57 No.41908099

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)21:44:57 No.41908099

>>41905204
That's right. And his "master" collected a big fat payout from his life insurance

Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)22:01:35 No.41908232

Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)22:01:35 No.41908232

Im pretty sure I knew a guy in xitter who died from a similar thing. He had an onlyfans and started off with just steroid stuff, then went into ball stuff and latex. He hasn't posted in over a year and there seems to be no login activity either. Sad, he was hot without all the cum in his ballz