This might seem like a kinda weird thing to think about, but I just had the thought that somewhere out there is a pooner who lifts up the toilet seat after he's done just so that other people don't think he peed sitting down. And it's hilarious.
>>41900326cis m, I exclusively pee sitting down, unless I'm pissing in the sink. Standpissing in toilets is gross.
>>41900510same here, idk how people can stand in the toilet to piss. i tried it a couple times but my feet just got all wet.
>>41900326gmi
>>41900326Imagine if the they even peed a little on the toilet bowl's rim to make it even more believable.
>>41900326I pee on the side of the toilet so my pee sounds like it’s coming from a vagina