MTFG thread? Mtfg thread...How is your friday going? Another hump day? Wanting to get humped?
>>41902715darkness and light, no light w/o darkness, good times and bad, can't have the good if u don't have some bad, and I'm still waiting on the good times now...
anon can post favorite fem voices for me to seethe over not having>>41902715>>qottT G I F amirite?? yeeeehaw>Wanting to get humped?omg lewd
I don't feel like a woman anymore
>>41902802>favourite fem voicesDoes a singer count?https://youtu.be/yPKo04oNQ9k?si=fet6P2pHHvbXgbl9
>>41902818how come bro>>41902834pretty :3
>>41902818oh no, what now???
>>41902818just transition again then!
>>41902818You're not gooning off enough and meditating on lesbianism. Think about how hot it is to be a woman anon.
>>41902919I dunno. I don't know if I ever truly felt like one>>41902925Not sure. Might just stay on E and present male>>41903275No more surgery pls. I will keep the vag>>41903319But I like men
>>41903356>But I like menSorry but cis women are AGP and only attracted to lesbians and tranny peenor. You can't be a woman and like men
what a fucking weirdo
>>41902715>How is your friday going?bad
Cis women hate being moms too, and only have sex with men because they're attracted to themselves and have autogynephilia. Women orgasm while getting abortions because it's so hot!
>>41903423Bruh. Cis women cannot be agp.
>>41903396bad bad?
I love having a vagina
>>41903445Studies suggest that cis women have agp and only attracted to women's bodies, and disgusted by masculinity. Women are lesbians and their ideal partner is a transgender woman.
>>41903468Which doctor did you use?
>>41903483Stiller
How mutilated can you make a penis while still making it viable for bottom surgery? What if someone were to partake in some extreme cock and ball torture before SRS?
woah wow it is almost christmasare you ready for christmasonly a few days now
chat should I invite estranged family and cook them a veggie meal for xmas???I have no sofas and only two chairs>>41903620it's going to be like this for 3 weeks, huh??
>>41903875idk what they did to you but no one deserve a veggie christmas
>>41903909to be fair, xmas and posting here brings back some memories... like one of the main reasons I blocked sheen back in the day is cos she would be screaming at me all the time to sue my family...but sheen loved xmas, so somehow, something something, it's all kinda poetic in the end nglthen again, I'm vegetarian so yeh
>>41903620more ready than everits gonna be very ful*filling* me thinks :}
>>41903982oh you're the kind of person who blocks sheen? ok
>>41904181well u would have to ask her about that tbqh
>>41904355is Sheen still aliveI think about her during Christmas time, and also those fucking Christmas songs they used to play on 420chan during December back when cd was still aroundhttps://youtu.be/h3PxdlodL18
>>41903993That boyhole ain't gonna splooge itself...
Im at the store you guys want anything
>>41904614my father's unconditional love and affection
>>41904664I could get you a 7 up thats kinda like the same thing innit
>>41904614im good thanks on a starve atm
>>41904527iunno, don't ask me, I haven't posted in like 10 years or so tbqhI think I vaguely recall one time sheen tried to gift me a hentai game, and like I didn't have the app and ppl said I should probs turn it down, so I was like no tyI wonder what happened to sheen and a lot of those other ppl ngl>>41904614some money would be nice
>>41904782Sorry no money I spent it all at the arcade :/
>>41904940u only had one job!!!... maybe u should have had two ngl...
>>41902715>says new researchyou only have to know how long young men who've fallen off their motorbikes and broken their necks live for to know that's true. Two years or so, give or take how much alcohol their families are willing to bring in.
>>41904948I wanted toys from the crane machine, money well spent i think
>>41904973it's a compelling argument, just look at the lil hat it has on its head
>>41902715>Get told I had a raspy smoker voiceFuck anon... I can pass physically and look wise but my voice will always screw me over, is it better just going the sign language mute way?
How the actual fuck do you make friends? I've tried to clubs at my uni and people just do not like me. I've been considering just trying to whore myself out for any form of attention but I'm also ugly and don't pass even a little bit. Am I just fucked?
>>41904991I got his friend too
>>41904973>>41905002i'd love a little opa-opa for my desk or somethingfantasy zone's one of my favourite vidya even if i'm very bad at it and opa-opa's really lovely
>>41904999awww I'm sorry anon, I think sometimes ppl put too much weight on labels, like friends but they don't talk much, or ppl that get on well regularly but aren't personally closeI think it's always like way easier to try and really appreciate other ppl tho, versus like trying to be appreciated...but that might be me saying that cos i'm an unremarkable doormat ngl>>41905002now ur just being greedy and showing off tbqh>>41904993same, when I'm unwell my throat gets so croaky and hoarse
>>41905066I prefer space harrier but fantasy zone isnt bad, opa-opas pretty cute>>41905067I didnt take a picture but I won another one, im like a crane machine pro
>>41905067My voice is like that all the time though, it's like a raspy scottish one which either you hate or love it, it definitely outs me though, I've tried voice training but I could just never get it down
Voice training >A man training himself to speak in a falsetto voice, so he can better imitate women
>>41905124what about my money, I'm never getting any at this rate...>>41905157hmmm, have u tried going to the doctor? I hear some ppl are born w/ conditions, like does it feel really strained and impossible to talk long??anyway, don't give up hope anon, u still have 80 years to try and figure out something
>>41905124>i prefer space harrierrespectable! glad you find opa-opa cute too though :)>>41905170you're not supposed to do falsetto though it makes you look and sound like a panto dame
>>41905174Yeah, I do have something wrong with my sinuses which surgery was meant to fix but didn't, but I mean I've been a smoker since I was literally 12, so I'm guessing it's a mix of the two, I just wish I never started that habit to begin with
>>41905174Why can't you just be happy for me? I worked so hard winning those toys :c>>41905187Im awful at space harrier but its a lot of fun, theres an arcade in my city thats actually cool and not just a Dave & Busters and I keep hoping they'll get a space harrier machine. Fantasy zone would be cool too
>>41905196oh no, I'm sorry anon, I wonder if there is like some kind of treatment or like a throat massage that can help...maybe some nodule removal, I'm not sure...>>41905219awww, that's true, I'm kind of evil aren't I?I'm sorry kotakins u deserve better, I'm happy u got those toys, but also still kinda wish I had some money ngl
>>41905237I mean desu same, I may have a lotta money in game but im fuckin broke irl. Thats why games are fun tho I get to pretend I have money and do lavish things like going to the arcade or eating some really expensive sushi
>>41905196quit smoking. being scottish is not an excuse
hi n*ck can you plz release a lil leaks from mono today? thx bigbro!
>>41902715>How is your friday going?Good, I put my first girlmode outfit together today, no more boymodeing for me.
>kotakinswell helloooo there beautiful do you wanna know how i got these scars?
quora is inside my head never used it
>>41905402Yea Im jokerkins, so what?
>How is your friday going?I'm still in bed, it's 130 in the afternoon >>41905412thought you were passed that
>>41905425I am passed it, evidently everyone else isnt tho. I dont really care or nothin, it is what it is
>>41905355yeh relatable, same ngl, I joined a thing recently, and like ppl started talking about owning property and it just sounds so abstract tbqh
my bf invited over someone i knew from yugioh locals well they all know im a crackhead now oops
>>41905444Owning property is the dream, must be nice
>>41905470iunno about dream, I just want enough to have more freedom in life ngl
squatting is just like owning
>>41905485except the hoa doesn't keep forcing you to replant that tree in the front yard for fuckin 600$ a popcunts
>>41905479I just want anything lmao I am poor and spend all day smoking weed and playing games thinking about how things could be better if I just found a million dollars in a suitcase one day
>>41905461anons bf wants a spitroast?
>>41905498what a racket they've even got the arborist in on it
>>41905512i know!!! now im stirred up ugh
>>41905500saaaame, except I don't smoke weed or play games, and I'm a prude nglotherwise exactly the same, except I don't dream about suitcases, but I work for free or cheap in the hopes that I will increase my value to some day earn a living... unless I due first...>>41905485true>>41905498ture ig
>>41905521I used to be a prude too but I dont care anymore weed is fun. I dont work at all anymore cuz im disabled, rn im just hoping for disability
Woman penis is just superior penis
>>41905556>5556oof
>>41905556Most women keep their penis smegma free at least
>>41905566>Mostlia take the hint bro
>>41905237I'll just have to live with it, I'll probably get vocal surgery or something in a few years>>41905391Anon, I'm literally an addict, I've cut back a lot but if I go on for too long without one then I start to shake, it's the same with booze too
>>41905578
>>41905543oh wow, that's good, I mean not good, but I hope u get disability money ngl sometimes I feel disabled, but I'm usually just exhausted tbqh>>41905586hope it works out anon, u deserve to have the lovely syrupy voice of ur dreams nglwell, at least u don't drink soda or alcohol tbqh
>>41905629I'm so sorry anon but reread my last post, specifically "the same with booze too" part
>sometimes i feel disabledkek
>>41905629Look at that you're almost ready for being disabled, you got the fatigue now you just need a crippling lifelong illness
>>41905504we ended up playing cards for a few hours srry im not fucking the branded player did i let the team downprobably not he seemed fridgid anyway
my lower back has been hurting for weeks now it doesn't get better no matter the stretches and yoga i do :( tenses and hurts real bad especially when i sneeze and cough im just gonna die from this ig
>>41905586ya I know, I've quit all sorts of substances. the shakes are something you have to suffer through for a week or two then you're free. you're really hurting yourself by smoking, it messes up your hrt and since most people don't smoke you're isolating yourself.
im not a quitter my addictions will kill meimagine quitting substances without pivoting to something else
protip you can supplement accetylcholine while quitting and it makes the mood problems less severe
>>41905689I mean, I'm at a point where I'm really only smoking one or two cigarettes a week, I do feel like I need it but it's not like I'm smoking a pack a week
>>41905644oh no, I'm sorry, I'm just tired, okay?I don't want to seem like I'm disrespectful... stop drinking tho ig>>41905645it's a mood ngl lmao>>41905663yeh I have some chronic illnesses, mostly just autoimmune stuff so my body is trying to kill me, nothing too serious igjust end up leeching tens of thousands a year on coverage for treatments tbqhwe just keep on keeping on u know?!>>41905705never quit never surrender... oh wait ... no ... u should quit imho>>41905715gosh I would like some neurotransmitters right about now tbqh
if ur too much of a loser bitch to quit smoking then just switch to vaping like a fag and maybe you can quit that one day faggot
>>41905769somebody's got case of the grumpies!!
>>41905769or start sucking dick in an alley to satisfy the oral fixations
>>41905769Can you call me a faggot again? I didn't hear you properly
>>41905741y life isnt worth living if im not hi i have no friends my family begrudgingly accept my presence i have a bf that im with for drugs in a situationship cus i need somewhere to live and my heart hurtsi havent been sober in years not even for a daywhy should i quitdoing drugs is the only thing i truely enjoy
>>41905769good advice but too mean
how do i make thigns going inside my butthole feel good? it hurts everytime i tried it
>>41905821I wasn't concerned about them being mean, I was more offended that I'm being told to vape, liks even I'm not that gay, like I have cut back significantly over time, I was smoking a pack every week when I was like 14-15 but now a pack can last me months at a time, I feel like it's at a point where it's not really as big as a deal as it was previously>>41905854Lube
>>41905807umm... cos I can't love ppl that get highdrinking problems run in my family tho so it's also a big 'meh' from me>>41905854iunno, probs w/ like some kind of lubrication I imagineu mean like medication, right?????
>>41905878oh no another lost love i chose drugs over
>>41905854Lube, on toy, and butthole. Make sure to start slow with fingers before trying to put something in. If still struggle gotta work your way up sizing over time by getting used to it. Can be easier to put stuff in when laying on your side and try to relax best you can.
Remember when elfi used to post hole and cock pics itt? What a hot little faggot slut she was too.
>>41905920butthole anon careful this "person" is br*t*sh
>>41905933Member when maiq wanted to lick my toes
I want a hot man to put out a cigarette on my neck
>>41905957No. I've tried to block maiq from memory.
>>41905894anon why did u do this to us... why... I was just too ugly and annoying, I could never compete w/ the drugs...oh wells so much for love tbqh
>>41905933>>41905957mine now neener (:k
>>41905992Well done.
>>41905957you say this as if maiq didn't want to lick everyones toes. he was classic fat balding chaser who had no standards
>>41905972for the best I guess im in control trainwrecking my life im not following seeking foreveryou may never have the best but you can always have worse
>>41906002He wanted to lick Lia's sossij lol. Just a lick of thy precum milady
i can't tell if looking back on maiq if it's more funny or more sad. he spent so much time doing the whole "haha ya i'm not a chaser xD i'm just a really sweet & nice guy xD you can trust me i'm just looking for friendship that's all xDDD. he spent so much time with this gameplan only to leave empty handed, not a single pearly pearl to suck on. oof!
thats p gay ngl
>>41906058What if I told you he was genuine and really was just looking for friendship
>>41905992>>41905992oh no I wonder how neeners is, if she's still around or not...>>41906027that's kind of deep... but don't beat urself up too much, maybe there is no end, just more mild suffering
>>41906067uhh lol? are you a newfag or just retardo? you don't as a cis male, come to the tranny thread and setup shop unless you're a chaser. if that's too much for you to grasp, the veil fully slips off when maiq failed to detrip and post his full chaser sexpest messages to lia and others. he loved to detrip and attack himself too for pity points. its so funny but also so sad and pathetic
I feel like I might be too normal for this thread, I just wanna take hrt and play retro video games with the occasional 4chan post, not care about some thread personality chaser thingie
Nick where you at? Mono talkin' mad shit on the 'cord nigga
sup mtfgon the way to william hill to see mr janny in person and to make a good bet on sparky the horse
>>41906106>autistic male nerd just wants to to play his 8bit gaymes and troone outmany such cases, such a classic
>>41906115So this is what it's like from the perspective of a car driver? I've only ever been either a passenger or a horse rider
i had a rental australe last week that had pink interior lights breddy embarrassingalso driving on wrong side of the road doesnt even seem weird anymore thats gotta be dangerous right
o shit mono is winning again
>>41906106also mtfg grows on you and then suddenly the drama gets thrilling and you're itching for the next textcap dump and monitoring for mentions, leaderboarding yous..
>>41906145can u vibecode us a real leaderboard or some shit do something useful with ur techbro talents for once in ur life
also this steak was not worth the £80>>41906132baka lia getting the poverty spec rentals at least get a big black bimmer>>41906127yes
>>41906155i cash my paycheck thats about as useful as i intend to be>>41906163it had the best driver assist package i've tried yet desu if i move here i kinda want oneobv with blue interior lights because im tuff not pink
Gawd dayum look at that piece of meat. Don't even try to tell me Mono isn't winning when we all know he's won
i don't feel safe anymore :(
>>41906122It's a classic for a reason, the only difference is I'm somehow a functional person who go out and party on my time off, strangely my cis sis is somehow a bigger weeb than I ever was, for once the tranny sibling is somehow the less cringe between the two>>41906145I love drama, most of the time I find it to be the pettiest thing possible though so it's one of those things I just get a quick chuckle out of in the background
anyway, i got turned into senator armstrong at the nanotech lab, cool trip would go get kidnapped again>>41906184bro its a renault its the poverty mobile
>>41906225you write like a male sorry but yngmi
>>41906246I know, I've been up for the past two days working so my writing probably feels a bit stilted rn, but that'll just seem like an excuse for myself, usually I'm pretty good at this
>>41906223from wat>>41906238ah well maybe someday i'll make it and afford something nice
>>41906318lia.. i thought you were a rich tech tranny.. what happened..
am but a simple tranbgener
>>41906335he was... probably still is, but certainly will be a was. he can't help himself, he loves paypigging too much
Is that my nigga Mono just throwin up casual dubs in the thread like a balla ass bitch? Sheeeeeeesh
Domain Expansion: Unlimited Knowledge
>>41906399And ya'll said I was yngmi...
>>41906399Not like this mef
Your reward, for 8 years of daily rape, my liege.
>>41906421my consciousness expanded into 18 different dimensions for a few hours thereif i could tell you the things i have seen WHAT IS THAT MELODY
i saw a fox in hyde park at night and he let me take a picture of him,,,,,,he protect the park from stabbings
>>41906507Would it be malebrained to pet it?
bruh ur closer to 40 then u are 30, and ur still painting pokadots on ur face to try and look young? just sad bruh real sad ong
>>41906115please actually do it would be the outcome you deserve
>>41906578Pedro go to bed dude
>>4190657840 is the new 20 ;_;
60 is the new 25 nglold gang rise up tbqh
>>41906578sorry if makeup triggers you i toned it down just for you :)
>>41906628how old actually are you
I'm barely 20 and very early on my transition, am I making a mistake?
>>41906692Absolutely.
>>41906692repping and suicide are worse outcomes so no. 20 isn't that bad, you beat twink death.
>>41906726no you don'tpeege started at 19 and still looks like a Roman senator man
>>41906646far too old and don't we know itI'll probs never tell anyone here tho, it's just not worth itchange my mind and marry me then it will have to go on forms and stuff ig>>41906692no, I don't think so, the only real mistake is living a certain way for a meme or to fit ineventually ppl will change or stop and u don't want to be the one lingering having used up years only to get abandoned by pplnever do it for approval or acceptance from others imho
>>41906638You can't stop the wall, Nick. It's approaching incredibly fast.
>>41906638male bones in that shoulder instaclocked hon
>>41906746I decided to do it for myself after repressing for my entire teen years due to not being in a safe environment to>>41906726>>41906745I don't think I even looked that bad as a man since I was getting complimented by strangers before, I'm not too confident on a lot of stuff but this is something I do have hope for
>>41906763its fine because i dont break that easy
>>41906828that's good, but don't do the boy thing or any of those memes either tbqh
guys stop being mean to n*ck wtf he didn't do anything
>>41906848Sorry but I don't think I know what those two mean, I'm not a fan of memes desu so I don't keep up with them
>>41906745roman senators r pretty feminine tho
>>41906870>I'm not a fan of memes desungmi
damn come back with a tea to dunks on 40 yr oldsthe splash dmg got me
>>41906944It got boring after a while, I'm sorry I disappointed you...
>>41907006you don't dissapoint me i am just stating a fact. enjoy that hon cope life i guess
>>41907029I like mr bean and the eric andre show if that makes you feel better?
>>41906899ok well he isn't, he looks both ugly and manly
>>41907052how autistic are you hon? you don't make me feel any type of way lol
>>41907064you don't have to convince me paige
lia elfy told me to ask you subtlety that you get bussy bleach treatments but i dont know how to do it so im just doing it this way
>>41907065I'm not being genuine, I was playing into it
this place is dominated by 40yos now!!!respect the elders tbqh
>>41907096I'm cold all the time and I nap in the afternoon (pic unrel)
something feels amiss... kat and mono were both in here posting but neither of them were potshotting each other.... hmmmmmmmm
>>41907076I know :(
>>41907124it's an occupational hazard tbqh
>>41907081I believe this post. The amount of braps had to leave a deep brown ring on his starfish
Why is the stereotype that all transfem are in STEM so true? I'm even one.
>>41907172autistic males tend to be STEM. it really is that simple
>>41907081why would i need that im the top
I'm almost 30Basically 40 when you think about it
>>41907172women are common in the sciences, just not so much in engineering
>>41907204A women who's a top? Very sus...
>>41907224who said i was a woman thats slander
>>41907215Which is basically 50, might as well be 60 which means you're practically dead anon
need i say more senpai
>>41907172I mean, stem is really broad ngl, what is left? humanities? but most of them seem to be dual disciplines these days iunnolike some stem programs or classes are 60-90% women, but the stereotype is cs and game making classes and not a class on medical ethics
>>41907222Yeah, I'm in the science field but I swear so many are specifically in the tech part
I wish I was pretty and under control. Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to have my mind under control.
>>41907261he pimped out harry's ass to the house headmasters snape was the most frequent customer, and always commented on how Harry had his mother's eyes
I wasn't put into this world to develop skills to build a career. I wasn't even put in this world to be happy with how I was born.
Nick cant keep a poop free poophole! He always gets his poop on their penis which is why everyone always dumps him! Poopy poop filled poophole Nick never learns!
>>41907369There are billions of people. What makes you special enough to deserve a purpose? What purpose is a bacteria on a dust mite on your tv?
>>41907331you're not pretty, pedro
>>41907369I was put on this world to end it.
>>41907412Why would I want to be pretty if I was? Im not pedro tho
>>41907394Then I'd be better off dead.
>>41907456can I have your organs to fund my bbl?
>>41907456Okay then. How are you going to kill yourself?
>>41907456I'll honour your death by singing R Kelly at your funeral
>>41907473Not really sure. My bigger fear than death is failing and ending up as an invalid trapped in my own body for the rest of my days.
>>41907484nooooo, pls sing the charlie kirk song instead
alive during the potential peak of civilizationleast rare spawnunfortunate
>>41907498You could always slit your throat with an angle grinder or something. Doesn't seem like a big concern if youre serious>ending up as an invalid trapped in my own bodyThats called life lmao
>>41907507wtf i had to look this up and its real its actually fucking real
this was worth walking to in the morning>>41907127who knows.. maybe she wants me back!
NICK NICK NICK NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! IT'S OK TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG REAL LOVE IS ON THE TABLE AGAIN!!!!!
>>41907610nice picture, it almost doesn't look like misery hell Island
>>41907510you're a Chinaman?
sometimes i wonder what goes through my mums mind as she watches all her money and time invested go down the drain while im half falling asleep cus ive been up for 4 days and i bring over this delusional inconsiderate fuckwit whos 10 years younger than her for a free feed and im getting too old to be doing that my parents had moved out and taken in family members running as they call a half way house at my age they were travelling cus they saved for 7 years to build a 2nd dwelling then theres me druggie loser who likes to stay up too long then crash for a day and a half repeat loop loop loop theres no way they dont know that were both cooked as fuck
>>41907734i legit hope you get a fent laced batch and seizure yourself to death
>>41907734yngmi
the andor series is surprisingly good
>>41907755ik im going to die young its okay i think i still have enough time to do everything
i really miss my nigga
>>41907755 (me)>>41907734I'm sorry, that was too mean
Time to watch more chinaslop. Linkclick, seeing if its good. Wish me luck.
katxmono 2026 3rd times a charm :3c i can see it~
yall schizoing out hard
the thing is that i dont want her back
>>41902802https://voca.ro/17h2MTpGgMg8uwu
>>41907800Ok theyre cooking with this show
>>41907897I schizo so hard I broke into a musical number
>>41907929Mono Won
>>41907929why did kat leak your ffs pics a couple weeks ago? are you mad about it?
i talk back to my friends but only in my head things line up and i feel extra less like a person and more a compilation of everyone ive spent time with because i might have spent all that time alone but it was the people and a good conversation that i always craved and all I have is mere copies to go off people with really strong personalities that people flocked around and my mind analysing the human contact i got and the crumbs i have left
>>41908204Do you have regrets?
>>41908227i wouldnt have done it differently i wish i told her everything when i had the opportunity so yes
>>41907929Sheeit that's bigbro Monoz yo. Fuck that hoe, keep your pimp hand strong nugga
I hate whoever the 'nigga' posting anon is. You're so fucking annoying seriously
agree
>>41908330ong? frfr?
>>41908341the one tru mtfg queen. i hope laf figured out her tests n thingies n stuffs
>>41908350she's dead nigga
This place is so weird nowadays
Sish was a nice poster and i wish I'd gotten to know her better. She made a little drawing of my cat that i still have
Look at Jades rib-cage
I FUCKING SAID LOOK AT IT!
Funniest day in /mtfg/ history hands down
>nobody liked my vocarookmsing
>>41908440>>41908449>>41908463relax nigga you aint funni
>>41908467its 17 minutes i aint listening to that
>>41908596ok thank you for the (you)
>>41908467very hard listen, regardless of length. your fagcent is really bad makes me cringe
>>41908633what do u mean it's bad :(too severe, or inauthentic? bc I do enjoy sex with men quite a bit
>>41908638instaclocky
>2 more daysso fucking nervous
>>41908697k don't really care about that bc I'm a dysphoric man, ofc I don't sound like a woman and even if I did it wouldn't make me one
>>41908711oof, don't cope so hard you lie to yourself now. just take your cocktail of meds it'll be ok
>>41908726care to extrapolate?
Had a 12 hour shiftTired, lonely, and depressed.Im almost out of alcohol too. Havent practiced makeup in a while and loosing interest in gaming.
Anyone know where I can get some thigh highs that come ALL the way up? Most I find barely go above the knee, and at best, 3/4 of the way up. Its not like I'm super tall at 5'5".
>>41908790that's pretty tall
>>41908767we don't care at all i promise so do us both a favor and stop telling us in the future
Ben Shapironolactone
Paige do you still look like stale dorritos?
>>41908967yeah he does
>>41908463yuck>>41908440yuck>i put a fist in my asshole almost the whole thing last night so
i dont think i could date another pre op being honest feel like im just a tester to see if srs works for them
>>41909407srs never works bro. the maintence, the cheese, the wounds, the complications. nvm don't listen to me, go post op lmao it's a real vag and you're a real girl now!
>>41909462im tired of fence sitters so many people say theyd love it but,im very aware of the realities of being post op
>>41908363did u kill?
>>41909499you are not aware as you think you are, but plz stay that way and go get butchered it'll be v funny
Why are the biggest cringers, liars, stabbers, losers already not single anymore but I still am? I feel like an ugly overweight spanish incel
>>41908378so true n real ngl>>41908403aww that's so sweet>>41908767oh no, hope ur ok>>41909865being w/ somebody never corresponds to like internal values or how interesting or skilled somebody is tbqha lot of ppl have lower thresholds or different aims and so on, so it's not really what it might seem like, it's not 'ah this person has what I want from a relationship'
>>41909645im already post op i have been for 6 years
>>41910017maybe anon is still a lil bit right tho, like maybe in those 6 years u didn't really realize u had srs, but u will find out about it now???could happen ngl
>>41909951The result is the same anyway
>>41910059such is life, but at least u can live on ur own terms tbqh
>>41909865Hang yourself
>>41910145My own terms being loneliness and misery.
>>41910207like if u were on a planet where everyone has leprosy and u saw they dated each other but didn't want leprosyit wouldn't make much sense to get all jelly, u could always date them and get leprosy too
>>41910231What if I would but I'm immune to leprosy anyway?
>>41910238I mean what is stopping u then???like maybe it's that u don't realize u just hate leprosythe point is why get upset u don't have something u probs don't even wantlike would u date a thread enemy if u could?see, no point in even considering the possibility let alone loss of possibility tbqh
I just miss him so so much ;_;
>>41910311Because having plague sucks, I want the cholera instead
i had a best friend too but I wasn't creepy gay for him, I had the decency to pretend to be straight before I transitioned. get over it jeez, so many of you are like a broken record like freaking ghosts stuck in purgatory. have you not grown as people in the past 5 years? omg
my puppygirl flinches whenever i raise my hand
>>41910389ok hasan
>>41910352that's the point! they're only selling plagues here!!>>41910362hopefully not, most ppl here hope they'll shrink tbqh>>41910389>>41910394yikes, hasan is kinda tall tho ngl
>>41910403it's not a yikes she loves being slapped around i got to whip her with my belt yesterday XD
>>41910394sexo
trannies being into animal abusers because they are decently tall; check
what type of porn addiction made you troone out?
>>41910470tranny porn duh
>>41910449my bf makes me wear an e-collar sometimes, it doesn't hurt that much
>>41910470child
>>41910601BRUH
>>41910470final fantasy x
>>41910470Gay
I wonder what happened to Naz yesterday
how do I learn to draw like paul?
>>41911281Just copy him
Do you ever get so afraid of losing a person/people close to you that you get emotional about it because it feels like they're gone already
>voice train daily since like forever>sounds kind of acceptable, ppl tell me i sound soft and very fem based on voice messages>build up the courage to VC with with a friend>i literally just stutter, stammer and sound like a full on capital M man and excuse myself and leave 10 minutes in to have a 4 hour cry
>>41911408It's why I barely talk, getting the voice right is so god damn hard
justice for blue woman
>>41911383no i generally throw a tantrum like a two year old when anyone close to me leaves
>>41911508I would purposely act like I'm leaving you because I would find your tantrums funny, is that cruel?
>>41911508do you have anyone left
>>41902715looking for a girl to let me hump her feet while she ignores me
laguna x paul
gm thred dwellers>>41911383its important to appreciate the people you've got while you can, don't dwell on loss tho it spoils the moment
no thanks
>>41911593Laguna x Whoever this bitch I drew is
gooner porn drawings now huh
>>41911718that's quite a good drawing, do u know saito naoki's method for improvement???it's like trying to clone a good artist's style, analyzing the differences, and trying to perfect it, then moving on he has a book on it too, I think there are english translations iunno tho
>>41911953Well I haven't heard of him exactly but I do try to do that. The ideal is straight up doing a 1:1 copy of something that artist did, then iterating on it, ideally with a very different type of pose and angle etc but still the same character and environment, does a lot to help me improve. But I haven't done it in a while since I find it so boring.. I already mostly study so when I try to draw something for fun I just have like a "artstyle goal" somewhere on screen to kinda try to use that style for whatever I'm making but without like copying beforehand etc. Idk. These ones of this big eared woman were without any sort of style refs, and for the one u replied to I just drew what I remembered her looking like (I actually messed up quite a bit). It's kinda more fun if at some points I just let myself do whatever.
>>41911383The trick is to just never let anyone get close enough that it destroys you when they leave. Especially anyone from here. Take lesson well and such.
>>41911996oh yeh I see, well if u are interested he does a lot of videos, I think this one covers his main improvement techniquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jsZGeaWkhEand this is a more extreme 1 day improvement poison type of thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2UUgCyfdo>>41912082that's so true too, true love and all that was just a fabrication by the entertainment industry tbqh
>>41911383sociopathymaxxing
>>41912123It's real, just rarely returned at the same level.
>>41912201I don't believe u, it's not something I have ever seen, and don't know how it would work but then also somehow they still dump each other I feel like stuff such as 'love bombing' is done more to trick ppl into feeling safe and opening up, but then they just get discarded, replaced, used as stepping stones and so on that's why I feel like I would rather have somebody around that is loyal and will care about me than someone that 'loves' me tbqh
>bought calvin klein eternity and ck INU2, bugatti, versace and BOSS Ma Vieu>they all suckdude perfum is such a scam. shame euphoria was out of stock due to christmas
>>41912272If they aren't loyal and don't care, then they don't love you to the extent im talking about. It's all part of the same thing. Just saying a word or not saying it isn't love, and for the most part unless the person you're speaking to has felt it for someone it's really not possible to fully describe. It's a spectrum like all feelings though, I was just saying the top end levels of the spectrum are not safe to give people and definitely not people here.
>>41912331tastes issues
>>41912353I guess tomato tomato but I could say oh I would date anyone here that asks but in reality the self-preservation instinct would make me distant tbqh
>>41911281i can link you the Pinterest boards I use for inspiration/references if you'd like, i don't mind! the biggest thing is drawing with a very thin pen though.
>>41912331r/indiemakeupandmore has the real scent advice also nemat vanilla is like 20$ a roller and smells so fucking good i wear it daily
>>41912853Gay women like yourself should just get stuff that smells like candy. Anytime someone shows me other perfume like fancy shit it always smells like gasoline or kitty pee :3
>>41912942i love the smell of gasoline ugh
>>41912082That, or not let it affect you. Its why I've been so quiet, helps you can see it coming. Try to be the better person. Great advice though, I took the lesson well.
it's fine u can tell me how bad my taste is...
>>41913003Try horse perfume, like Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir.DARK / ANIMALISTIC / WILDA deep black animalistic composition, with assertive leather notes.Inspiration - A tribute to a fiery & impetuous horse.Sounds just like your thing, gallant steed
>>41913081this one is very fineas many others, lancome, guerlain, chanel...but of course when you buy 14yo algerian perfumes like >>41912331it smells like shit
>>41913110Can tell just by looking that this one smells like a tire. >>41913081This one might be candy like. I'd decide by the price. If over 30usd then bad if under then prob good.
>>41913116For me, its Marly Delina Exclusif
>>41913116ew yeh iunno about that...I like it, sometimes I feel like maybe it's a lil old fashioned since I don't keep up w/ the fragrantica stuff so iunno>>41913139I mean their flower petals one is a lothttps://www.lolitalempicka.com/en/products/lolita-lempicka-fleursbut their 'sweet' and 'so sweet' ones are still more than $30 usually, I just wait for sales ngl>>41913159waow fancy tbqh
>>41913172Best bet is just go to like Victoria's secret or smthn and buy whatever smells most like a jolly rancher for 10 bux
>>41913248I mean don't forget we're getting to the point where $30 will just buy a coffee soon enough
>>41913280Lmao true, tho my area stuff is still very cheap. I get banned on reddit when I say the apartments down the road rent for 500usd a month when people talk about rent being unaffordable. Is true in city here though. When I lived in San Diego my rent was 2200 and that was in 2016
navy is still alive? did you miss ur flight to the US to """""kill""""""" her? sloppy desu
>>41913305I would ban u 5 times too lmaonah, I would just mentally check out, like I do when ppl talk about buying property to rent out and I'm like barely surviving tbqh
>>41913336I ain't worth life in prison, that's why I'm still alive despite bein doxxed since 2020. If someone did show up tho, they'd be killed and raped. Castle doctrine ykwim?
>>41912942>>41912853flowery is very nice honestly thats what i like about CK euphoria so much
>>41913370>they'd be killed and rapedwhich order?
>>41913370will show up just to be raped and killed..
>>41913359Just move to rural Appalachia, ez>>41913372I use this stuff here. Smells like the sea :)>>41913396Depends on how hard they struggle ig
>>41913423nice cum stain
>>41913400Other order if it's you>>41913437What can I say, I'm virile and make viscous ropes
>>41913423true, I just don't live in the right places with good prices and crumbling infrastructure ngl
>>41913462>she thinks we have infrastructure Heh
>>41913423>Depends on how hard they struggle igsome things never change do they
>>41913488Depends, am I being insulted or propositioned rn :^)
using fragrances should be a war crime, they're all way too strong and give people headaches
>>41913479well uh... I guess it's more like the siberia than the balkans of new york huh...>>41913564hmmm, that's kind of true, but they should only be noticeable up closeit's bad when someone gets on a bus or on the subway and it's like noticeable from the far enda lot of fragrances are also toxic and irritate the skin which ages it, so avoid it in skin care and things like cleaning suppliesa light dab or spray on a wrist and rub it around shouldn't by too bad tho
>>41913612Not as cold but yea something like that.
ohhhhh they look like bow ties!! that's why they're called tie fighters
>>41913564>when the whole squad smells like chanel no5
>>41913622wow, I guess u really weren't joking about being a country boi huh>>41913789wow, amazing, never thought of that ngl
>>41913524no comment :)
>>41913882And I have the country boy charm to match ;)>>41913917Too bad
ok so rewatching rogue one after andortotal schlock, terrible moviefelicity jones barely amounts to a side character waste of time
>>41913992Best character is the Droid.
>>41913992>star warswhy it's just shallow drivel
>>41913962>Too badits in our best interest i think
>>41914003k2 was def fun>>41914010generally i agree but with even more bitter resentment than your sentence carriedandor series was shockingly solid, like im stunned that i enjoyed itcouple minor complaints but totally unlike other stuff in the franchise
https://open.spotify.com/track/3L5GClQnpdAMqKM0YK7WH9?si=1be9de092b8a46c1
>>41914072>I thinkMay as well keep going with what *you think at this point mhm>>41914102Whole movie too sad for me ngl. Did I ever tell you I waited till day 2, to see it cause I went to a concert instead. And within that 1 day the ending was spoiled lmao. All other star wars I saw first public showing time
>>41914249they hugged!! then there was evil colored light sword!!!
>>41913992>>41914003>>41914102the only droid I liked was tars, iunno which of the movies that was anymore tbqh
>>41914275Good scene ngl, scawwy Vader hehe>>41914281I think that's stargate :^)
>>41914328oh yeh I always get those franchises mixed up
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>>41914420so bake you lazy bitch
Spending all morning crying like a retard bcus I had an awful pic of me taken last night and I feel like my whole picture of how I look and how attractive I am have been completely destroyed idk how to recover from this
>>41914532post pic
>>41914537I am hesitant to cus I haven’t posted here in ages but whatever hi everyone I’m chopped and unc now
>>41914604oh is this Claire how are the ears holding up
switchblades
>>41914639Sure is fmlThey’re good I really like them, I think they suit me
>>41914604wtf are you doing