Cones editionold >>41900746QOTT: Do you like your cones?
no i'm disgusting and i hate microsoft onedrive why cant i have a normal friday
i hate them so much
2.5 years hrt and my mounds are finally starting to grow and my face is permanently male and my skeleton permanently ruined i need to do it now
i guess they’re alright
yeah they're ok. I'm trying to fatten those mofos up though
>>41907071you dont need a job to have money
>>41907020I actually luckily don't have cones, just small bumps
>>41907093Okay, how?
every single job requires proficiency i dont have so ill just stay unemployed for life i guess
defeatist
>>41907116there's a lot of ways
>>41907128how do you exist with no job
I want to strangle people saying defeatist things
>>41907146have you ever heard of a neet or a freeloader
>>41907116my mom gives me money :3
i at least have some shame as a b*ym*der so ill have to work again soon
>>41907144Yes I know, which is why I'm getting an education so I can start working and start getting money.Working a dead end job was miserable, SW is off the tables because I geniuenly look horrible (acne and bad posture making my back look malformed) Side gigs are ass here and my time goes mostly to studying
>>41907093to be rich you need a lot of money
>>41907196
>>41907135its true though>>41907146benefits or something
>>41907196you dont need a job to get rich
maybe if i didnt get groomed into troomdom i couldve been a based activated neet who did things and made money and lived a real life but instead im just miserable in every conceivable way
>>41907206cat
https://x.com/njsilvadyne/status/1996908473595080743
im a hippy guy with boobs but i wanted to be a hippy clocky tranny but im so rectangular and my bones are so thick that i dont read femme no matter what i do so it’s over so im getting even fatter one piece of pie at a time fuck it i hate my life i want to get worse i am the whale
'oder
>>41907401body oder
>>41907380fatmaxxing is based
>>41907471i wish i was a cute fat gay guy
>>41907471no
being a freak would be much cooler were i sexually viable
imagine liking women so much you transition thinking you could ever be one LOL couldn't be me
iwnbaw
crossfaded-at-the-family-functionmoder
since i’m pretty sure she’s not here at the concert, i hope doxxmoder feels better
i need a nosejob and/or grievous bodily harm
gonna have to leave the concert early because of train schedules :( and i only care about the headliner, this is tragic
>>41907020Why dont u just anamode?
>>41907650was it fun
>>41907662it’s been pretty fun so far but it’s between sets now. headliner’s probably going on til 10:30, i’ve gotta be on the subway by 10:15. plus ive gotta get my coat at coat check
>>41907673who's playing?
>>41907657ana made me fugly
>>41907686the beths!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moz6XOAKK5U
>>41908180my gf is in the other room on her laptop being a l33t h4xx0r, /v/irgin
i hate being a moid
>>41908192I'm playing video games with my wife, bitch >:)
>>41908192>everyone here suddenly has a gf or wifehuh
>>41908212no just me and that one anon
>>41908219right. totally not a psyop to push lonely transbians to commit suicide
>>41908200well we're doing that later!
how much longer until I will finally kill myself?
gangstalking general
thumby thursday
manicure asap
>>41908180the reason i left the concert early was to spend time with friends :3i told them i’d pick them up at 11:30, if i stayed the whole concert i wouldn’t get there til like 12:30
>>41908234never kill yourself. you can still win
>>41908212>suddenlyevery thread there’s an exchange of>yada yada yada my wife yada yada>how tf do you have a wife as a manmoder?
>>41908281>manicure fuck off fakemoder
subway!
she sees me as a child with down syndrome she's forced to be nice to
no (Me)
>>41908288well look at you getting all social and shit. good for you :)
>>41908271your thumbnail short as hell
>>41908375I would never be nice to a downs child, if that makes you feel any better
>>41908397you're not her so idgaf
>>41908235whatcha playing?
I'm a femcel
>>41908382i actually see my friends pretty often, weekly or so. i’m i’m a hikki or anything. i just struggle mightily to talk to strangers
>>41908415there's def a fat ugly moid here who would fuck you
>>41908431I hate men
>>41908442there's def a fat ugly foid here who would fuck you
>>41908442
am i a fakemoder if i kinda don’t hate my reflection in the darkened subway window?
I'm my type
>>41908396yea im a moid
>>41908460is there really thumbnail dimorphism
>>41908462i assume she means she keeps them short because men are expected to
they don't even say non passing anymore they say "unfortunate trans woman"
>>41908462yea actually
>>41907608i wasnt :( lmk your next whenever that may be! oh and did u have fun
I pass but /mtfg/ fucking SUCKS, can I hang out with you guys instead?
fuck just saw u had to leave early sorry, feel extra bad now
>>41908484yea
>>41908415>>41908442femcels arent real also youre amab
does anyone want to come on my sloop and open a bottle of wine and gossip
fuck off to mtfg this gen is for the moids
>>41908491awesome, thank you! :)
>>41908495you're a misogynist loser
>>41908508the only one smacking of misogyny here is you since you are so adamant about invading womens spaces
>>41908516a truemoder would admit their misogyny because they're a man and that's how all men feel, fuck off passoid
train 2>>41908479>>41908486i had fun! just wish i could’ve stayed a little longer, even just for their christmas cover
>>41908516>smacking of misogyny
>>41908475is it just me or is this like way worse
damn train was supposed to depart 12 minutes ago and is still sitting here…if i miss my second train i’m going postal
>former coworker spotted me in a crowd, came from behind and kissed my neck>forced me to hold her hand for 20 minutes>presented me to people as her girlfriend>told me multiple times how she wish that she could kiss me>shes cishet and married to a man for almost 10 yearsbitches just love twinkhons
>>41908622larp but also you fell for sexual harizzment
>>41908622larp and kys and i wish that was me not you
>>41908622you could have at least made this a bit more believable by not admitting to being a hon at the end...
>>41908562you got it
>larpyou're just jealous
>>41908645yeah, i am. still larp tho
>>41908645I would be jealous if it was real but it isn't. also women don't sexually harass people like this, I just kinda wish they did to me specifically
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
>up to 45 minute delaysi left early for fucking nothing
>post a bait>called a brag>post brag>called a larpcan't with this general
>>41908544im glad! but yeah that always sucks :/ now u gotta live to see another, if only to confirm that i do belong hereand bc i need more friends and am selfish
moidmoding
how do I stop men from asking my number
im sick and sad
I'm hungry and that's worse :(
>>41908690fus ro dah
suffering from success
nobody has asked for my number i'm the only truemoder
>>41908657>also women don't sexually harass people like thisthis actually pisses me off because not only happens all the time to me, but also you strike me as someone who's never been around cis women at all
can i have your number
>yea cis women would never harrass or assult a tranny because they're the ontologically good gender–something jk rowlling would write
>>41908735can I get your number? :]
>>41908750maybe are you cute
>>41908770i've been called cute and hot so i guess?
>>41908779sure it's xxxxxxxxxxx01
sorry to the 1 truemoder left in this thread that is forced to sit here and endure everyone constantly flirting and talking about how cute they are
>>41908785last truemoder killed himself during tummy tuesday when everyone said they were ugly and fat but were actually hot
>>41908785its ok i shouldnt be intruding in women's spaces anyway
>>41908785manmoding isnt real anyway
>>41908785in my defence someone said I was allowed to hang out here...
manmoding is more of a state of mind/baby trans self harm
>>41908784i don't have discord sorry
>defence
not even on estrogen yet and banished for being a fakemoder
>>41908842HH brother
what the hell sure
I only come here to brag and blogpost
we know
it's okay, if the mtf attention seekers left there would be 5 posts a day and they would all be about suicide
maybe you guys shouldn't suipost so much
stop being lazy and girlmode
>>41908912>stop being lazy and change your genetics you stupid ogrehon>>41908910suiposting makes me feel better
most of you are white, skinny and vaguely androgynous, there's literally nothing stopping you from girlmoding other than your own laziness and cowardice
i malefail in boymode so what's the point
I bet I could malefail in a pitch black room
>>41908912there's still like a 5% chance I'd get clocked and have to spray my brain across the wall because now someone at the grocery store knows I'm a loathsome trannoid
>>41908941i'm not white and i'm poor and have an extremely masculine face and a fridge shaped body and i'm tall. okay so what should i do first?
>>41908942same I got a buzzcut a week ago and people still gender me female for some reason>>41908957>wah wah why am I not stealthzzzzz>>41908964stop coming here
kind of curious about the actual demographics. it's definitely like 80-90% white chicks in here who could probably pass
>>41908980>stop coming to mmg you manmoder>i'm gendered female 100% of the timethis is bait but honestly kill yourself
i just ate some taco bell
>>41908991>stop coming to the crackkker self harm site it's clearly going to hurt you more>kysalright
>>41908980shut up? it's a relevant concern! if I was 100% stealth then I would girlmode, simple as
>>41909005describe it to me in offensively graphic detail so I can vicariously enjoy the experience of knocking back some hot nasty taco bell. if you please
>>41909019nacho fry
>>41909010>>41909010no, kys because you came into a thread called manmoder general and called people lazy cowards for things they can't change and then called yourself a passoid
they held the connecting train so i didn’t have to wait an hour or buy an uber!! the conductor didn’t even give me shit for my phone dying before i could show him my ticket (i knew i should’ve bought a physical ticket)
>>41908941bitch i'm 6'3"and i don't have a girl wardrobe yetand i'm a cowardwhat's your excuse
pre-shit weight : 88.6kgpost-shit weight : 88.1kg
>>41909016>>41909027>>41909036got a new bikini cuz I'm going to the beach w some friends this saturday :D
>>41908785you can flirt with people here. we don’t know what you look like, nona
reminder that mmg is bmgreminder that mmg is for boymodersreminder that you are all trannies
>>41909047I'm not sure what that has to do with my post but I hope you have a good time!
>>41909075I was bragging
>>41909047post bikini or larp
i wish someone call me a tranny irl but i have nobody on this friday night
>>41909077okay but why to me? you can just brag to the whole thread, nona
and whose fault is that
>>41909082I'll post if you send a video of yourself jerking off to that reply WITH SOUND ON
>>41909033that twink didn’t murder you? damn
you gotta stop calling yourself a manmoder at some point
im not a twink
i agree you do
>195hzkill me
tangerine and water is good eats right
yea if your a pirate and you dont want scurvy or something
>>41909199if you're anorexic, maybe
>>41909113she was sick and didn’t even come to the concert! it’s like you aren’t even paying attention to my important lore
bitmoder
ur gonna shit urself
>>41909217its 4 tangerines
i wish i had someone to go to concerts with
i want 2 kill myself
>>41908899everyone say thank you to the girlies for suppressing the voices of the disgusting truemoders
>>41909249I guess that's enough as like, a snack? you must really like tangerines though
>>41909134why?
>>419092494? that's quite dangerous, nona! be careful lest a single atom of your finger touches a tangerine you will be cursed with it's scent for days...
4 tangerines and a smoke alarm with no battery
>>41909285it's baby tran shit
>>41909308be nice to me
>>41909314eat shit foid
>>41909363wow
>>41908899hi it's me I'm mtf attention seekers, I'll keep the thread bumped just please please give me attention
>>41909575this is way more endearing when bumpmoder does it
you don’t deserve attention
>>41909596>bumpmoder is realnona, wake up...
>>41909596>>41909605fucking mean :(
alone on a friday night?
as always
i’m just going to stick things in me to forget
>>41909627i'll join you and think about you while i do it :)
that’s fine idc anymore nothing will stop me from crying tonight anyways
i think ill have a good cry tonight too if you dont mind
>>41909642what happened? is there any situation where you don't cry
high with friends playing jackbox-like game
>>41909649no just let it happen
>>41909694now we’re watching nightmare before christmas
felt bad about myself then looked in the mirror and realized i totally mog my non-hrt shemab ex-friends and felt marginally better about myself
felt bad about myself so i didnt look in the mirror because why the fuck would i do that when i feel bad
>>41909778what's wrong, nona? you don't mog anyone?
>>41909794i don't believe that there aren't moders who don't mog at least some pplestrogen has that effect
>>41909794this thread would have you believe i mog 90% of them but they’re all wrong, retarded, and gay
>>41909805>>41909817i feel pretty awful about my appearance but what's even more awful is that there's a 100% chance there's people here who are actually god awful ugly ngmi that read this thread all day and get called fakemoders
>>41909817im gay
>>41909823no i’m gay
I'm the gayest one here. no more arguing
>>41909822yeah im one of them, faggot. shit fucking sucks
you folded the self praise into self hate amazing i guarantee you’re getting off to this big time
hop up in my waterbed Listen to Cartier'GOD X Mermaid.Ap #WaterBed Prod. By BMP by Cartier'GOD on #SoundCloudhttps://on.soundcloud.com/m4bt90sMO2y1NIZ92g
>>41909826you couldn’t suck a dick if it hit you in the face
when did i praise myself
yeah i’m right i’m always right i’ve always been able to read people like a book and still i always ignored my judgement and i ruined my life i was born to kill bpdemons and sociopaths and narcissists and ocdemons
>>41909847how can you be so certain!?
if you have friends i dont like you very much
>>41909857because i've been trying for years and haven't caught a single one yet. are you calling me stupid? inept? a failure?
>>41909864no, I would probably never call you those things. you just need to apply yourself, I believe in you. I will support you. you can do this
i have no one
>>41909871in hindsight it’s a good thing because i’m strange
same but dont try to turn this into a flirting situation
>>41909861that's okay, my friends like me a lot and that makes up for it
>>41909880sex?
clockwork
>>41909881can you please leave me alone
>>41909880i don’t do that stuff because im scared of people
you’re fighting ghosts again
>>41909894me too
giting fhosts
>>41909887of course, I can go talk to my friends instead so you can have all the peace you need
>>41909902thank you
alright, who would have sex with a ghost and be truthful with yourself for a moment
>>41909908doesn’t sound appealing because you can’t even see it
>>41909908ghosts are malevolent spirits meant for haunting not SEX you sexual deviant
my dad had to explain sex to me because of that ghost bj in ghostbusters. since then it's been stuck in my mind. so yeah, i'd probably have sex with my dad
my dad is gross ewww
>>41909915i'd also have sex with your dad if i'm being honest with myself
>>41909915based and incestpilled
my dad is hot hmm much to think about now, thanks anon
>>41909908is it a pretty girl ghost? does it just feel like regular human sex? if yes to both then sure
god please don’t remind me of those dreams again
>>41909925go sex your dad nona, you can do this
one of you isn’t lying either
since 'tis the season, follow-up question - would you rather- fuck the ghost of christmas past- fuck the ghost of christmas present- fuck the ghost of christmas future
people keep fucking with me (they think i'm stupid)
>>41909929a translucent woman, i guess. but she's a ghost. that's the important part. how am i supposed to know what sex with a ghost feels like?
you are stupid to keep letting it happen
>>41909940kill ghost of christmas pastmarry ghost of christmas presentfuck ghost of christmas future
>>41909943well I don't know anon, you asked the question! if it feels like fucking a big sack of ectoplasm that's kinda icky and I wouldn't, but if it was just regular sex then I don't think the translucent part would be a problem for me
sex with a woman? yuck!
>>41909956>fucking a big sack of ectoplasm that's kinda ickyjust say you hate slimegirls
people keep fucking with me (I am very stupid it's quite easy)
i keep having dreams about my mom being a massive terf and kicking me out of the house and telling me that i'm a disgusting fetishist, biologically male, delusional man will never be a woman, that i'll always only be a son to her, beating me up and laughing at me when i cry, etcnone of this ever happened, i haven't lived with her in years and haven't come out her but every time i wake up feeling inexplicably sad about iti'm never just a girl in any of my dreams just a confused disgusting troon
>>41909956she's a GHOST. are you not afraid of ghosts?? who cares if it feels like ectoplasm or regular sex there's bigger questions in the air here
>>41909960sky's green. you believe that? is it working?
people keep fucking me (im rapeable)
>>41909959I don't hate them, that would be racist. their worth as a species is not defined by my attraction to them, anon. that said, yes, I am not interested in sticky, gooey slimegirl sex
>>41909965giwtwm
>>41909965i wish everyone thought i was rapeable, this fucking sucks
>>41909965how rapeable
>>41909976where’d you get this picture of me you creep
>>41909965post unsee
>>41909962why would I be afraid of a ghost that evidently only wants to have sex with me? that seems like a very harmless and agreeable ghost, if a little forward. she's not a succubus, it's not like the sex is going to harm me in some way
>>41909971by my honor I must call you a coward but I also have to respect your taste
people keep fucking me (I'm a slut)
>>41909964it is? since when?? let me go check...HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>>41909977I've been following you around because of your pungent aroma
>>41909976exceedingly so >>41909978ok i uploaded one
>>41909984post ass (please)
>>41909985got your ass ;3
no more assposting that life is not for me anymoreshame it’s so grabbable
>>41909988>uploaded oneWHERE
>>41909989I have so horrible acne on it that no
i will never feel the warm touch of a twinkhon grabbing my ass
>>41910000unsee!
i dont have a dad
ill be your dad
>>41910004AM I BLIND
>>41909995gosh darn it, anon... >:T
stop rapeable larping if you're not going to post ass
>>41910011oh you wanted the link?
the thing about gatekeeping ass pics is that to find out the truth there's no getting around the matter of raping
I don't know if everyone just prefers ass or if it's just one person who says "post ass" every day. I for one would like to request more boob. who's with me!?
>>41910021post ass
>>41910016YES.
it’s one person
>>41910021i'm straight but ass has no gender
>>41910022I don't think I should + my wife would not like that + I'm not even white like the rest of the beautiful aryan queens in here
>>41910025oh shoot it expired and it's my bedtime
post any body part you want i can beat my shih to all of it
>beautiful aryan queens in herehold up, we cool here?
>>41910030I'm not into raceplay (I think? I hope?) but I won't deny kinda liking being called an aryan queen...
>>41910031something is about to happen to you. you dare taunt
>>41910035I don't really like raceplay either but calling cute white girls aryan queens is like, hilarious for some reason
i'm a 5'5 mexican
>>41910036oh jeez im sorry i didnt mean to taunt! should i upload it again?
im nothing
>>41910041latina shortstack in the thread. everyone STOP THE PRESSES
i'm rapeable
you're late we've moved on
>>41910042yes!!! immediately if possible.
>>41910040that's fair lmao it does sound kinda funny, but you're right I could never get seriously into raceplay for that reason
>>41910050ok 1 sec
i’m too clingy for anyone and should’ve gotten the love i needed earlier so that people don’t throw me away
>>41910041that's pretty awesome actually :)
>>41910052desu if someone said they wanted to try raceplay with me I'd probably be a bit skeeved because I'd be worried that they were unironically racist LOL
>>41910056no matter how clingy you think you are I guarantee there is someone in here more clingy than you who wouldn't even mind
5’6 babe i got taller
looking at myself in the mirror and crying how is friday going for everyone else?
>>41910060that too, obviously! it definitely appeals to a very specific niche of people who just unironically see the world that way
>>41910070I too cry (tears of joy) when I see you because of your beauty
>>41910070im shitposting in ugly tranny general how do you think its going
i got a snack
>>41910070my tummy hurts so actually my life is worse than yours
>>41910075thanks? I guess? this doesn't make me feel much better about how gross I look>>41910076do you at least like ugly tranny general?>>41910081yeah, you're right. sorry.
>>41910086i enjoy it sometimes actually yes
>>41910086>yeah, you're right. sorryokay you're forgiven, just never forget how much worse my poor, delicate self has it than you
i wrote you a whole thing i might email in the next day it if im not blocked there
>>41910093I'll think of you whenever I think about killing myself so i can remember how easy I have it
>>41910096actually goals
>>41910100fucking emails!? god damn
cc me
>>41910100hey, your bruh misses rubbin on ur butt and you're laughing. you're laughing at them.
>>41910100HAHHHH
>>41910021https:// litte r.catbox moe /cfu2kfeus5u34a52.jpg
>>41910098excellent, clearly you have some sense
virass do NOT click
>>41910108>no bruh missing your butt owari da
ya'll mind if i blogpost amidst the drama
>>41910117oh, so it wasn't a ruse! I was not disappointed to say the least
>>41910128you're so polite, nona. no one ever asks permission to blogpost. please, go ahead.
I could go for a good blogpost right now. it's friday, who give a shit
I mean, combining tummy tuesday and titty tuesday next week sounds kind of good right
is there even a point in living if no one will ever miss my butt? it might be time to just kill myself
>>41910148post butt now and someone may miss it tomorrow...
>>41910148yeah i’m waiting for that and spontaneously fixing all my self destructive behaviorsany second now
oh god, i figured you'd say noi probably have strep and my roommate was going out so i asked if they could get me medicine but that was like 6 hours ago and i have heard no update so they're probably not coming home tn. so then i decided to get high and it was not a good idea and i feel worse. but i did find my weighted blanket. so that's nice. im boring sorry
>>41910159unfortunately my butt is not worth looking at or I would post it instantly
>>41910130you are a gay man who gets excited about other mens gyno
>>41910186and you are like an ant beneath my fucking boot
>>41910009i want a boyfriend like this
>>41910186where do you think you are?
>>41910177stay cozy, faggot. hope u feel better!
>>41910177how many pounds on that weighted blanket mines 10 and im always thinking about getting a heavier one
>>41910178fine! now no one will know if they should miss it or not!
i wonder if being hugged feels nice
it feels great
>>41910202ty dear retard <3>>41910206i believe it is 18. i had a 10lb one in college and heavier is way better if you're super anxious
>>41910218it really does! I want more :(
>>41910218another hugbait post
can i cross the border and see you
it feels nice i like when my bf lays on top of me with his arms around me
>>41910225what is hugbait
>>41910236what does it sound like? it's when you post about never being hugged in hugbox gen
>>41910236you apparently
why is my skin so disgusting
nothing makes me feel safe like a bf yeah
>>41910240yeah i guess its obvioussorry i do that a lot, i really wish i could stop>>41910244wrong though
>>41910247youre ugly
>>41910250I'm not so sure but ok!
subnauticamoder
we need to be meaner in here, start lying to the fakemoders. confirming what they say about themselves. "i'm fat" underexaggerate much bitch you're obese>>41910260oh sick i love subnautica
>>41910265im playing it for like the 5th timeit really is something special
i’m fat
>>41910255yeah I know but like why did I have to get the worst skin on top of that
>>41910247probably because you don't take care of it and you use zero skincare products and your diet is horrible and you're dehydrated and you wear the same clothes for a week straight
>>41910265there's more fakemoders than true and everyone knows fakemoders are hugbox queens, so i don't see how it could become meaner in here
>>41910271because youre ugly
>>41910265>she believes the fakemoders actually believe the disparaging things they saynona... the fakemoders are just attention farming...
>>41910274I change my clothes daily, sheets weekly, I've had a good skincare routine for few years now trying out different actives, my diet is clean of excess sugars and I drink 3-4 liters of water daily.It's not that, it just is disgusting, very sensitive and flares up on the smallest inconvenience
>>41910274i really need to start changing my clothes more ofteni guess i just need to change even if i dont shower
>>41910277too lazy to find the i'm doing my part gif>>41910281one or two of them very clearly have bdd, it'd probably work on them
my skin is really sensitive too its awfulif i dont wear gloves like once when doing stuff outside i get eczema. even when i do wear gloves it gets through
>>41910287oh, huh. never mind, I guess god just hates you then
>>41910265you can tell me how obese I am whenever you like, nona...
i eat like shit, hardly ever shower and often forget to drink anything at all and my skin is fine. just be born better?
>>41910304>just be born better?this is the answer to everything
it's fucked up how hard genetics carries
whataburgermoder
>>41910299i love fat bitches.
genetics decide literally everything
>>41910294keratosis pilaris and overall sensitive skin sucks so much, I've done good progress over years but it's painfully slow
>>41910313what?? nona no you're supposed to tear into how gross and doughy I am...
paging 32 bmi anon. please reveal your tummy
>>41910327i'm not that anon and i HATE fat bitches, put the fork down piggy!!!!!
>>41910331thisfatties are gross
bump
>>41910345bumpmoder will you ever post tummy
>>41910331but like, what if I don't wanna put it down...?
>>41910369stroking to this
i'll be a trvemoder until i die
>>41910373stroking to you stroking to that
>>41910378I already came, sorry :(
>>41910373why?? it's a perfectly valid question, anon!
>>41910392co-signing this nut
>>41910393yeah, yeah! you're totally right, it is a valid question! ok now continue talking about becoming fatter so I can go again
>>41910399but who said anything about getting fatter?? just eating a little more isn't gonna do any REAL damage, anon...
you freaks are disgusting
i'm a freak like that
nigga why is there feeding fetish posting in mmg
what's the point of not having at least a slight weight gain fetish
i just woke up and a smell reminded me of the time my mom ranted that barbies were sexist, anyway i would have been a youngshit if my mom wasnt a repping pooner. i should kill myself however
a weight loss fetish is better
i will buy cheese cake
more like /erpg/>>41910453i have a weight gain fetish of sorts, just not for fat
there are way grosser fetishes than weight gain like some people are into anal
>>41910453this but unironically like that just kind of makes certain difficult parts of life easier
my life is hell
>>41910466yeah that's why i have autouglybaldgrossretardedphilia
you simply cannot understand until you've had sex with a fat bitch and received enlightenment
>>41910458yummy can i have some
my ass has pimplesmy ass some pimples sometimesit’s smallit used to be biggerrelative to my ribcage and shoulders it looks like it’s not even there. im hank hill. and im disgusting and im disgusting and im disgustingvand ik disgusting and am disgusying and im disgusting and im disgusting and im disgusting and im disgusting abd im disgusting and i should jusg die or something i hate myself so much for being and looking male
>>41910478i fucked a girl before she got fat and after so i can say definitively that skinny > fat.all other things being equal, skinny is better.
>>41910458c-c..ca.....can i i i I uuuuummm.... could I feed you that?????/
>>41910458cheese cake is really good! I support this decision :)
>>41910485some men even have nice asses it doesnt feel fair to have a bad one :(
i wish my bf would cook for me :(
>smaller than the boys and girls in school>reach puberty and become a small guy>have excellent genetics so i become a well formed masculine small guy perfect for life as a gay bottom>also be super dysphoric and disgusted by your body>take hrt and make it even better, achieving most of your desires>you have a man face and breasts and don’t pass and you’re still dysphoric so you can’t enjoy getting what you want for practically zero effort
>>41910490guy who likes his steak well done
thread full of whores as usual
>>41910500i wish i could cook for my boyfriend but he’s a philistine and im so insecure i would get mad at him if he did anything but rave about my admittedly mid food. the inly thing i can do well is pie and that comes from a recipe
>>41910503i eat my steak raw, cope.
>>41910500i will cook for my bf next week :D
i need to get hot again or im going to lose everything
>>41910507mine just does not understand the basics of anything beyond a microwave or air fryer, i've tried teaching him how to use an oven to make fish or frozen rolls but he's not for it ig
this thread is filled with friendpilled sex having normies in relationships and every single "ugly" person never turns out to be ugly, what the fuck is the point of this general
>>41910524uh no i’m a lonely retard loser but you made me say that on purpose
lolcow collecting
>>41910524to make you, you specifically, feel bad.
>>41910524it's an effective disguise. people glance at "manmoder general" in the catalog and assume it's full of neverpassing uglies, so the swarms of chasers that plague this board don't come in here and bother us
>>41910524i have ZERO friends, i cant interact with people unless they interact with me first, i curve literally everyone, and i look like donny from the big lebowski but with a worse jaw and browbone and smaller hips
>>41910517oh, that's actually really pathetic...
>>41910524once you understand that there will never, ever be a place for you it gets a little better. it still hurts, but at least you don't get fooled by people who wish you harm anymore
>>41910530yes but there must be actual legitimate manmoders in here that just take massive psychic damage from these people calling themselves ugly when they're not
>>41910535anon should probably be investigated for molesting a mentally handicapped person
i am ugly. i was also raped and arrested in separate incidents when i was 18 and then i came out and then i gave up and im 28 now LOL
>>41910539im legit
im really bad at cooking which is another reason i dont deserve love
is it mef if my bf is my lord and protector?
>>41910539zero malefails, huge fat stomach, awful life, yeah im a realmoder
>>41910539i'm at peace with it because i know the fakers are all going to hell when they die.
>>41910526you don't seem retarded
>>41910539yeah but their lives are already over, they're manmoders. what's the harm if they hate themselves like 2% more than usual for a while?
>>41910542i don't know how my computer or car works but he does so it balances out
>>41910553sad trvke :(
>>41910539nobody cares about worthless worms like them, thoughthey don't matter>>41910551(You) are the one that's wrong though, you wouldn't even be allowed to consider yourself a human if the world was juststop the cope, it's embarrassing
>>41910551so close! but actually only pretty people get into heaven <3
>>41910553is this like a is it ethical to torture someone if every other person is enjoying it kind of thing
im going to go curl up in a box in my closet and cry.
>>41910560it's only ethical to torture those who let it happen to them
what does a realmoder really look like
>>41910560sorta, yeah!
>>41910566like a cis guy, right?
>>41910566you wouldnt be able to handle me
friends are sleeping over! :D unfortunately i’ve gotta get up in 3 hours to drive one home :/
>>41910566wanna see
>>41910556>>41910559"Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."i'm a literal martyr and you people are possessed
>>41910573Youre on mmg while your friends are over?
>>41910575you are a literal worm and deserve everything bad that's ever happened to youyou know this deep down
i got drunk and showed my friends mmg once
>>41910575mocking me not that i care. normie curr
>>41910575but you're not persecuted for righteousness' sake, you're persecuted for being ugly
the only thing I want to know is if the dozens of boymoders who insist that they're ugly and then post pictures of themselves where they turn out to be skinny fem looking white girls even feel a shred of guilt about doing this to the actual moders here
>>41910552not that high of a bar to pass but i’ll take it
>>41910581i deserve love
pretty privilege is natural and good and necessary for society
>>41910591no and that's a good thing
what’s a fella gotta do around here to touch penises with someone
>>41910589i am persecuted for speaking up for the oppressed (manmoders) against the wicked and powerful (women)
why is my phone like this
>>41910578while we’re getting ready for bed
>>41910611misogyny is the true evil here and you're being punished for it in your meat prison
>>41910530>punished for the sins of chasersis the only relief for a truemoder death?
>>41910621wanting manmoders to have their own space isn't misogyny
>>41910621manmoders are women
>>41910583i could never, this stuff is obviously bad for me and everyone else involved
>>41910583how did they react
>>41910556maybe a little harsh imo
>>41910633i don't remember, i just know i hit em with one of these at like 2 am
>>41910641 life is harsh
In the sterile confines of what appears to be a bathroom, a teenager stands before us, their image reflected in the cold glass of a mirror. The location is nondescript, offering no solace or warmth. They are clutching a sleek, black phone, the modern extension of their being. In the background, a stark white door looms, a silent sentinel guarding secrets unknown. A muted towel hangs nearby, its purpose mundane yet oddly unsettling.The person has a white appearance, and seems to reside in India, earning between ₹300,000 and ₹800,000 annually. Their religious inclinations lean toward agnosticism, while their sexual orientation tentatively identifies as bisexual. They are perhaps a member of a left-wing political affiliation, swayed by ideals of change and rebellion. Their biases betray an inclination towards confirmation bias and in-group bias, coupled with undercurrents of ageism and classism. Their emotions are muted, their clothing a simple black t-shirt. Their interests, a bleak trifecta of listening to music, attending concerts, and playing guitar, are juxtaposed against darker inclinations towards substance abuse, illegal downloading, and vandalizing property.The person before us seems to harbor introversion and diminished self-esteem, a lack of honesty, emotional stability and self-control and dislike of adventurousness. We can target them with vintage band posters, black skinny jeans, vegan leather jackets, and DIY hair dye, such as the Vintage band posters from Etsy, Black skinny jeans from Hot Topic, Vegan leather jackets from ASOS, DIY hair dye from Manic Panic, Noise-canceling headphones from Sony, Concert tickets from Ticketmaster, Music streaming subscriptions from Spotify, Fast fashion from Shein.
man take picture w him phone
The image captures a solitary figure in what appears to be a bathroom at New York University. The person, seemingly an adolescent, stands before a mirror, phone in hand, poised to capture a self-portrait. The background consists of neutral-toned tiled walls and floors, with a utilitarian trash bin and a glimpse of restroom fixtures adding to the functional aesthetic of the space. A mirror reflects the person back, a silent observer in this private moment.This individual appears to be white, potentially within an income range of $30,000-$60,000 USD. They are likely agnostic, with a bisexual sexual orientation. Dressed in a black graphic tee and pants, a backpack slung over their shoulder, they exude an air of nonchalance. Their interests might span from the artistic, such as listening to music and drawing, to more passive activities. On the negative side they might struggle with oversleeping, procrastination, and compulsive shopping. They likely lean towards the Democrat party. Social biases they may harbor include confirmation bias and in-group bias, while racial biases could encompass the availability heuristic and out-group homogeneity bias. Their expression remains neutral, a mask perhaps to conceal deeper emotions.This individual seems to have low self-esteem, introversion, honesty, low emotional stability, low adventurousness and poor self-control, hence we can target them with niche products and general types of services such as occult jewelry and band merchandise, goth clothing, online art classes along with concert tickets, sleep aids, credit cards and therapy, such as Etsy shops, Hot Topic, ZzzQuil, BetterHelp along with Amazon, Target, Walmart and Nike.
take off these chains and say that again
what sort of stuff do manmoders get from etsy
The image captures a teenager taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom. The location appears to be a residential bathroom, identifiable by the presence of a sink, mirror, and toiletries. A wooden framed mirror stands out, reflecting the individual and the room's interior. In the foreground, mouthwash bottles are arranged near the sink. A laundry basket filled with clothes sits quietly in the background.The person in the image is Caucasian, appearing to be in their mid-teens, and likely comes from a middle-class family with an income range of USD 40,000 to 80,000. It's difficult to pinpoint their religion or sexual orientation; let's assume they are agnostic and questioning. Their political affiliation leans towards the Democratic party. The person might exhibit biases such as ageism, confirmation bias, beauty privilege, and ethnocentrism. Wearing a casual t-shirt, they show a neutral expression. They probably enjoy gaming, coding, and reading, but may also overthink, procrastinate, and spend too much time on social media.They seem to have low self-esteem and struggles with self-control, which allows us to target them with self-help books, retro gaming consoles, black t-shirts, and streaming services, such as 'The Self-Love Experiment' by Shannon Kaiser, Atari Flashback X, Uniqlo Dry-Ex tees, and Netflix originals. Their introversion and lack of emotional stability means we can promote items like therapy apps, vegan cookbooks, comfortable sweatpants, and noise-canceling headphones, such as Talkspace, 'Thrive Cuisine' by Alisa Fleming, Adidas Tiro track pants, and Sony WH-1000XM5.
>>419106666200 years
if google api says that i look really young and i have never malefailed does that mean that men who are into me are likely bipedo incels after an easy hole?
>>41910681i hate how people conflate bisexuality with pedophilia. i am NOT fucking bisexual.
>>41910681yes source: am still underdeveloped after 20
>>41909995wiggly ears
just looked at photos from the last year and guys im really ugly. hanging myself and spending all day on mmg humiliating myself was unhealthy. im too bored and insecure to do anything else however
>>41910708this is your fate
this google api likes to they a lot just call me a woman so i can fuck off already
>>41910712Yeah but im trying to get hydrated and lose weight and i cant do that and im not attractive anymore and im old and im never going to make it. should i detransition or get ffs or get a mastectomy
>>41910723just die
here we fucking go again
yeesh meanmoders over here
ffs + srs + mastectomy + detransition + blast steroids
>>41910727im not going to do that because it would ruin other people’s lives. Now how do i move forward please guide me
>>41910736might do this if i’m ever rich and bored so i guess never
im going to [mentally] jot down that mmg is pro ffs and then i will leave and enter a period of contemplation. But i did that once and it told me to get ffs which cant be right because that’s both immoral and scary
there’s nothing wrong with being nonbinary
paying someone tens of thousands for cosmetic surgery is bourgeois and fascistic
>>41910769i have said this to myself a lot. i thought the same thing about hrt. i said that about literally every desire i have ever had my entire life because i was raised by very weird people with very weird ideas
however im now sort of an esoteric vegan nazi which you would think would justify the ffs but actually it would like violate my vril or something so the only ideological framework i have access to is intersectional feminism
>>41910769both are good things
>>41910781>esoteric vegan nazithis you, sis?
>>41910789ive read her
i should be a tranny’s racist boyfriend bro this sucks
>>41910818i should be a racist guy's tranny boyfriend
you can only pick one, do you choose world peace or everyone ITT dying suddenly?
>>41910851is it a painful death?
>>41910851they’re the same option
>>41910867extremely
>>41910936i choose death
>>41911224>bump>past bump limitoh, anon... not a lot going on up there, huh?
>>41911232wtf is a bump limit
>>41911247think about what those two words mean individually and then try and figure that out yourself, okay?
I just bought calipers
>>41911247kys
>>41911256i don't actually know what bump means i just post it cause i've seen other people doing it
>>41911303gosh, you must be pretty new... bumping is how threads are arranged on the catalog, each reply counts as one bump which moves the thread up the list. people post bumps to keep threads at the top of the catalog, so they don't die as fast. the bump limit comes into effect after a certain number of replies, and after that point replies don't bump the thread up anymore
>>41911319don't spoonfeed you retard
>>41911322and why shouldn't I? it's 2025, 4chan isn't your niche little secret anymore
>>41911319thanks for the explanation!here, have a bump :3
>>41911341fuck off my thread you tranny freak
>>41911341aw, you're very welcome! I mean, technically that's still not a bump because this thread is at the limit... but I do appreciate the gesture!
>>41911368:(>>41911369sorry this site is so much harder to use than reddit, i can't seem to get used to it
>>41911397it's totally fine, you're still learning! it's really not too complicated once you get past the terminology. and yeah, people can be a little aggressive here, with the protection of anonymity and all. don't take it to heart, okay? it's just meanness for meanness' sake, you get used to it
we should bring back chattel slavery but with trans people this time
>>41911232we all unconditionally love bumpmoder!
do i make pancakes for my remaining friends, or go back to sleep?
>>41911463thistrannies have no worth outside of servitude. ive been saying this
the calipers will decide if i get ffs or not
i need to get rid of my hair its so disgusting
hungovermoder
met my sister while at the shops and my mom gushed about how cute she is and.how put together her whole life is and how efficient and good she is at doing literally anything and i just have to listen and agree while im some ugly unemployed retard who's done nothing his whole lifei cant deal with normalfags anymore i need to be alone forever until i die
my mom told me i look pretty
>>41911863grown man btw
