>be me tranny>diy since 18>having bladder issues for several days, think it might be an infection or years of avoiding public bathrooms finally catching up to me>visit a doctor for the first time in a long time>get called in>nurse looks at my forms and walks me into room, instalocks archetypal cis "have you had... THE SURGERY?" question first thing after seeing me but otherwise is very kind>nurse leaves, doctor enters room along with student shadowing him>he's a somewhat older guy, fairly straightforward disposition>explain problem to him>he kind of hyperfocuses on the tranny aspect and asks a lot of questions>student gets bored halfway through and switches from notes to texting people on her ipad>have to dodge the more intrusive questions, give noncommital "i do informed consent" answers because i don't know how he'll react to diy and i don't want it on record with a random person in the room>he starts focusing on prostate issues for some reason>humor him because he seems like he's trying even though he admits that even he thinks it's unlikely since t is associated with prostatitis>starts scrolling the list of side effects of depo-estradiol on his phone>decides to check my bladder>"it seems distended but idk">prescribes antibiotics and a-blockers (read: prostate meds) alongside blood and urine tests, tells me to come back if it doesn't resolve in a few days>yeah sure ok>look at the bloodwork requisition>estradiol is added by hand to the list of tests>recently switched to undecylate after a couple years on enanthate, figure that it's convenient timing even though it'd be timed near the peak of my cycle as a rough estimate>expecting ~300-400 range using undecylate equivalent dose accounting for cycle to my prior stable enanthate levels>do lab tests next day>midnight, get an email that results have come in>basically everything is normal and healthy, no infection>estradiol: 857 pg/mlhow the fuck do i explain this?
>>41909434that's too many words and I like, zoned out reading it. what's the problem if your bladder is fine?
Idk but after about 6 months of being post op i started having bladder issues and i regularly soil myself im a fucking embarressment there was a troon and a guy here and i pissed myself on my chair fucking death please
>>41909449it's approaching pregnancydose levels of e2
>>41909479meaningless if it's at the peak
>>41909479Congratulations, you are boypregnant
>>41909483look up the metabolism curve of undecylate, it's extremely high even for the peak
>>41909479oh so like, your e number is suspiciously big? I don't really know how informed consent works, could you not just tell them you take a very high dose of your informed consent estradiol if you don't want to tell them you DIY?
>>41909507even at the high dose i told them i was taking it should only be at max 350 at the peak
>>41909524shit, yeah, they'll probably have some questions then. is that a huge deal if the infection went away though? it's not like they can blame the infection or whatever on the diy, at least
>>41909548idk i'll probably just hope they don't know any better and say it was like that because they took it near the peak and maybe an interaction with the meds or something. i'm definitely gonna adjust my dose after this though, i guess i'm just one of those people blessed with gigapassoid metabolism and need half the dose or something lol
>>41909589they do seem kinda uninformed, I think you could get away with it. the metabolism thing is pretty based either way, though!
>>41909589>gigapassoid metabolismbruh
