when do you put up your xmas tree?team real tree or fake tree?thread challenge: post your reelast thread>>41912614
>>41916437*post your TREE, goddammit
>>41916437https://voca.ro/1kIe1LMqkuNC
>>41916437hi again i am here for the weekend i just want to say again i miss you all and wanted you to see how cute my bf looks here during a photo shoot
here's my ree
sooo... who is cooper?>>41916437
>>41916470LMAO I love cats they're so dumb
>>41916466he wishes so bad he was white and not a halfbreed :( SAD!
is budapest even a good country?
>>41916472do you not think maybe its time to stop after 3 years of this cringe shit
>>41916495stop projecting onto my bf sis he loves being asian!!did you know he was raised in china and korea
Feet
I like computers :3
>>41916472Super duper pooper cooper
>>41916483I aspire to be dumb yet lovable too.
>>41916514what's your favorite sony vaio model?
>>41916500I genuinely have a bad memoryI don't remember making those posts even
>>41916470hee hee tyvm
>>41916437why are you celebrating a christian holiday, exactly? shouldn't you be on /pol/ christchud?
>>41916508Imagine him french kissing your balls
>>41916538ick
>>41916530okay buddy kek, let me just pretend like every year on the clock you pretend like you don't know. That's very believable for sure
>>41916545Maybe that's just my fantasy idk. Azn boi! Azn boi!
>>41916538awwww
>>41916472Some Poorwegian that's here 24/7 and spergs out at everyone
>>41916563is me not knowing but you thinking I know the joke?so many jokes...
who let the chinkspammer back in
wwyd if you woke up and he was in your bed liek this???
>>41916598i know you know buddy, you just hate that i mistake you from debaser
Do you guise like azn boi?
>>419166011) i'm just here for the weekend2) stop being racist
>>41916633Bichboomer is mad. Post more Asian bois!
>>41916588no idea>>41916625?
>>41916630did you know that is one of my bf's best friends?? his name is soobin here they are with their hair color switched!!
>>41916640>?let me know which part of my post you're too dumb to understand so that i could explain it like you're you're a retard
>>41916535Most of the Christmas traditions have nothing to do with Christianity. Christmas trees are pagan.
>>41916648Ofc. Soobin is a good friend and doesn't mind if his bandmates grab his boy pussy too >.<
>>41916650did you mistake me for debaser?
>>41916668yes, I've always done that. Let's not pretend like you didn't already know that
>>41916663they would make such a qt couple
>>41916685Look at that fat donk on left. I wish more guys looked like him but sadly there is just one.
>>41916679I don't catalogue everything about this place
>>41916696his sisters look like him
>>419167052022 was the fist time you thought you ate with this, that's 3 whole fucking years you wanted all of us to believe you don't know. What the point?
jews and bottoms can’t think in 3d
Cooper has sand in her vagina
>>41916743:)
>>41916727>ate with thisidk this slang
>>41916696look at his cute soft belly
>>41916777coopers belly is softer and cuter
>>41916762so funny
>>41916638Pathetic. You have so little social intuition that it clearly indicates mental disability.>>41916623I was about to say that he sure is pretty. And I appreciate you giving it a break so its not flooding or dumping the same person over and over.
guys let's give room for deltas next pretend, unironically laughing my ass off at his replies
google says it means I did a good jobdid a good job at forgetting who cooper is/was?I don't understand these jokes anymore
>>41916809>>41916808
I used to have a pic of cooper's fat belly
>>41916845i still have that pic
>>41916797I hear someone being a bitchy little Karen on the anonymous imageboard and assume it's you. What's irrational about that?
idk what anyone is talking about anymore
>>41916786i only have eyes for my bf sorry but i am sure your friend is cute!!
>>41916869>me when I'm do dumb to reply to shit talking i did when i thought the wouldn't reply
>>41916883your boyfriend looks like a bug and you are mad
omg stop confusing Delta >_<>>41916733I can cuz I'm I'm an artist
>>41916853Post it
Go on delta, let's know why you still pretend to not know when posted about me 3 years ago
I don't find anons kpop looking bf cute and who is cooper?
Woke is back
>>41916919see how i was nice about your friend cooper and yet you are mean to me? i'm sorry that you are so miserable sis i hope you feel better soon
>>41916950
>>41916973you wouldn't know newfag
>>41916973>kpop looking bfguess what, he is a kpop bf!!! here he is dancing with his sister, who is also a kpopit's okay if you don't find him cute, we all like different things.>>41916797don't worry i know you hate me i will only be here for the weekend
>>41916974Dougie and Toby are like quintessential Utah names
>>41916854The irrational part is calling someone a bitchy Karen between the thousands of vocaroos of you whining about gays and every poster in the gay general that you've already posted and the thousands more you will no doubt post again tonight that could be counted in weeks despite your choice to come here and cry to the people you despise and simultaneously claim you dont belong to.I'd say thats pretty irrational. More like menthol, really.Although you strike me as less of a Karen and more of a Rhonda. But thats just my interpretation.
>>41916983woaww....
>>41917028unironically kys
This isn't my usual thread but I saw you guys were posting kpop idols. Maybe this is my new thread! Do you gays like my bf? This is Felix.
>>41917023The thousands of vocaroos that you listen to, save to your computer, and disect for information like an insane stalker. Literally the only person on this entire board saving my vocaroos.....Get well soon lol.
>>41917005They are cute and their names are cute
Slayer is a bigoted, femphobic karen but he's got a cute voice so its ok imo>>41917034Idk anything about kpop but the guys are cute they look like porcelain dolls or something :)
All kpoop stars look like Michael Jackson trying to be white
>>41917034i unironically bought exclusive cd albums from both gd top, and t-ara rolly polly
>>41917071They look so angelic and graceful yet they're really talented at music and performing which is super rare. This is now /kpop/ bf general.
>>41916983the names in the tripcodeI'm not making notes of everythingand I don't recognise the pic
What's that webviewer where you only see the image posts on reddit? Ran out of twinks on xitter.
>>41917049You make it sound like you didn't dox yourself.Whats funny is that you were worried thornys peculiar search methods were going to find you when all it took was my brain and your endless stupidity.Not too much to dissect when you are basically howling "come find me" every night.
>>41917034i only have eyes for my bf and felix is not my type but i see and respect his beauty and i wish you both well this is my waisan bf
>>41917188your bf is a bug and you are mad
>new cook gave me extra butter chickenI may as well just start taking the Imodium now.
>>41917158You haven't doxed me. You are an insane insect. Stop posting here.
>>41916437So this is what monogamy does to a mf. Fucking tragic sis.
>>41917188What's his name? He's so cute!
>>41917132girl please, i know you know. I'm that one anon that constantly mistakes you from debaser. It's probably hard for you to put my name to anon posts but i know you so maybe try putting some effort into knowing me too
>>41917224kai kamal huening
>>41917214>tragicit's ideal
>>41917034Somebody should start converting all their music dance videos so that they're all nude but the music video is exactly the same. We have the AI technology for this.
I feel right, the music sounds better with you
Buying a motion activated nighlight so I can shit in darkness but still find the toilet remains the smartest purchase I've ever made
kiss me, breed mefuck me like a bitch, make me yoursi want you.
>>41917327I have them everywhere just so I am not choosing between blinding myself and tripping over shit at night.
>>41917254the paws match his flesh
let me sink my teeth into you, please.
Need barely legal teenage sextoy for cumfuck
get out of my way ugly faggot i'm not talking to you. i'm talking to him.
I need a fem British bf who wants to ride my dick until it falls off
>>41917254your bf is a bug and you are mad
>>41917252I don't make note of all these things
getting deltoid an iphone for his birthday
What is your listening age, anons?
XD
>>41917452he’d just meh it
>>41917254looks like Mr pancakes
i love dragons so much
>>41917458
>>41917458lol have a t shirt with that printed on it
>>41917452can I have the receipt too?
it asked for my top three artists for the past year and I said Leslie Fish (rip), Aphrodite's Child, and Jam Projectidk how that's old person music
>>41917428ditto
>>41917553no, and you gotta use it, otherwise you offend me
Super pale white kid working the register at some Honduran family burrito place. Don't think he speaks any Spanish and looks super uncomfortable. I'm in love
I don't have spotify I just listen to youtube videos
>>41917502me too who is your favorite dragon and why
>>41917612And you already know I asked for extra meat so 1) he knows I'm big and strong and 2) he knows...
>>41917596I don't like apple
>>41917650he doesn’t want your drooping asstube old man get real
>>41917689I'm 25 but that doesn't make you wrong
I got 70 no clue why when I mostly listened to new music
>>41917733Finger my asshole with your dick
Yall unironically so new if you dont know me
>>41917790naur>>41917796I must be in that case
>>41917612I'd offer him a better job being my personal houseboy. He can wash my dishes and cook me food in the nude. Paying double or triple what he gets paid at Taco Hut.
>>41917796Sis I don't want to know you.
This is so hot
>>41917829>>41917851Don't ever reply to me ever again you fucking retards
>>41917918I think they were throwing you pity replies anon. We don't know who that loser from your tiktok feed is.
>>41917929> i thinkKek, how about you don't
wanna piss in a twinks arse
>>41917949Are you over 18 freshie. Your posts smell like cum sock and cheetos
kumquat ass
>>41917956Ask me how many years cooper has spent here
>>41917975How many
>>41917255I can't really picture you giggling and tying bows to someone's beard
>>41917989More than 10 years
>>41918000Sad. I'm not quite at 5 yet and I'd like to stop.
>>41918025New
>>41918039Nothing here.
imagine spending 10 years of your life failing to get deltoid’s attention Lmfao
>>41918048Imagine thinking deltoid unoronically dpnt know me after 3 straifjt years posting the same old thing
Cooper go to bed
>>41918088you’re simply too old for toid to even notice
>>41917995I would if I loved him>>41918048>>41918088idk who anybody is
Gay sex!
>>41918146idk what that is can you show me
>Get back from my all vegan low carb yoga retreat and meditation sessions>Debaser is hereThe vibes are ruined now I have to light a candle.
>>41918190Yes!
>>41918096Make me
So bored that I might just fall asleep
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISI WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
I WANNA KNOW WHAT CUM IS I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
>>41918221kek
>>41918327ph
>>41918327cushy pillow
>>41917796pp
bussy is food.
i am hungry top.
>>41918427HI, beaner.Are these ones for fucking or for food?
https://voca.ro/1kmtutUI9Xhe
https://voca.ro/11EjYDyBZpQ5
Yjk
https://voca.ro/17Kh4gHEPRgS
I wonder if tsucker has autism
Are you sad, because you're on your own?
https://voca.ro/1ooXC5iuI3Ue
>>41918771yes and I miss him
>>41918771always, among other reasons
>>41918771im sad because it turned out that my life has been a pointless waste of time and its all downhill from here
https://voca.ro/11LI0TYjUCwT
>>41918771personally I'm sad because I look like a texanon tier twink, but I actually want to have fucked up hedonistic kinky sex with masc4masc guys
>>41918857masc 4 fem is excellent though
>>41918866it's really not. being attracted to femininity is pedophilia and or bisexuality
https://voca.ro/11X52eTSOLH4
>>41918881ok but I'm fem and attracted to masc, I can't help ending up in that dynamicsome guys into fems aren't pedos, I hope
>>41918881that's just uglyboi cope
subby fem bottom x subby fem top, dont reply to this
https://voca.ro/1guijVSPEF3d
>subby fem bottommeeee
>>41918881I like guys with a masc body and fem personality sis.
masc sadistic dominant daddy bf x fem submissive severely mentally ill bottom bf
fem daddy doms
shall be ignoring the blatant psyopping
it's not psyopping I'm just tired and lonely and want a big strong guy to hurt me bc he gets off on it
uwu
https://voca.ro/1hg4ceCbOLWA
nude snow boys
I miss them...
i don't know them.
I miss having sexit's been like almost 10 months at this point
https://voca.ro/1o29p38JWbl0
im not gay.. you're gay..
what's a good hobby besides consuming media?
>>41919634hard drugs
i didnt sleep loool
>>41917796
>>41919896You were busy writing your thesi- >>41919913 oh whoops lol
>>41919913https://youtu.be/0mGmcPDzdq8
>roommate's boyfriend is staying over>tiny ass blonde boy with a kurt cobain/brad pitt thing going on>gets in>showers>comes out in my roommate's clothes which are like three sizes too big on him>cooks all three of us food>puts a movie on>passes out on the couch in under ten minutes>my roommate princess carries him to bed>I have to sulk into my room and try to sleep alone now
>>41919979man musk :3
>>41920031damn
I can't post from my phone anymore so I'll probably just stop posting completely.
>>41918512oh my, hehe. i kinda like that
i am thickness incarnate
>>41920123Are you trans still? Open bobs Bianca
>>41920031Damn you live like this sis? a fucking cuck
>>41920222Post ass
>>41920031Someday anon, someday
>>41920265Hello
i want to cuddle a dude >.<
And I'm going to do exactly that
Gigi owes me sex
squeak inside me
It's giving
gay sex with anon
>>41920031This is difficult because obviously you want them to be boyfriends and happy together but the same time I would want them to like fuck right there on the couch in front of everyone else
how many one night stands do you do in a year? I only do it like every 3 or so months when my horny meters are off the charts
if you like it, then. why dont u put a ring on it ?
I don't want to fuck anyone's ass anymore
Western Cersei.
>>41920529Mouth, thighs...
Was at a bar and saw a cute af twink. He was drunk though
>>41920534Nah. I think my experimentation phase is over. I mostly think about sex with girls, would like to fall in love again with one.
i've got the worst gas right now.asses of fire
>>41920529you’ll be back you can’t put gay ass behind you
d- dude...
>>41920529good now gtfo already before you feel compelled to tell us why as if anyone asked
>>41920554Itll be over before you know it, and then you will have been spiritually stained by a woman forever. Eww.
girls have cooties
is that what they call stretchy grippy pussy in poland
dont talk to me
does getting horny in the ass feel like having to take a poop in reverse
i'm a homosexual
>>41920630you’re a tumblr snowflake wannabe until you post proof of worms
I'm not gay. How do I stop jerking off to gay porn? I know it's gross when I'm doing it. I *really* know it's gross when I'm done. Makes me consider the rope.
Yes yes yes pee and poo
do the sides even look thick enough to warrant growing out more? it's been 6-8 weeks.
>>41920740idk too blurry
>>41920771here it is in higher def. now that i look at it, i definitely need to trim
>>41920740>>41920785just shave it off and dont grow it back, or consistently go to a barbershop to have them trim you after your haircut. these are your only 2 options if you wanna keep a beard.
>>41920798is it really that bad lmao damn
>>41920785>>41920740the sides are patchy but i don't think it looks awful, a goatee might work better with what you've got how old are you? usually it'll start thickening up by your late 20s
>>41920707We all go through bouts of seemingly being forced to do something like this. I had a lesbian porn phase one time...Maybe pick out better quality porn so you enjoy it more. Or perform an exorcism in your place dunno.
>>41920818I'm 25 but had nothing until 2 years ago. I suddenly started to grow facial, chest, and back hair when I was only modestly hairy before. I have hairy genes, might have to wait a bit like you said.
>>41920707>I'm not gay>>41920579
>>41920808yes, im telling you from experience. its way too wild and makes you look like a bum. I used to not do too much to style it either and did both clean shave and consistent line ups. I personally did not like my face being naked because I wear glasses and its just a weird combo for my face. So I just do consistent barber visits to stay looking fresh. If you do this try to go every every 3 weeks for line ups, it shouldnt be too costly. barbers seriously are miracle workers.
>>41920839You know what's interesting about snowflakes? No two are the same, everyone has its own pattern, its own uniqueness. It's actually a great metaphor for people; We may have a lot of similarities, but no two of us are exactly the same!
>>41920425Me & your balls
HAHA YOU'RE GAY
>>41916437>when do you put up your xmas tree?Usually in the second week of December so probably tomorrow or Wednesday depending on whether I want to do a fake tree or real tree this year. >team real tree or fake tree?We usually do fake trees now because real trees don't last long, require a bit of effort, and are increasingly expensive. I might do a real tree this year tho if I can find a good deal.
I'm glad I'm gay, my body was not built for sex with women
two males can't make babies, so what is the biological purpose
>>41920963adoption i guess
>>41920963>purposeI wish I still had that sort of idealism
>>41920963Stress relief
>>41920967but if my dna is superior then it should be continued so then why did it decide to ragequit by making me a fag? it makes no sense.
>>41920986You fuck women and dudes.litter catbox moe/6iysb2.jpg/t0vusr.jpg/u0vqnr.jpg/3b8wlr.jpg/65nud7.jpg/z40z32.jpg/7pqcky.webp
>>41920986There are other ways of reproduction as i learned from the xenomorph wifi brainworms.
So tell me about cooper and the transwoman that looks like a brown paige please?Only truths, not made up stories because they are hated
Remember my hole.
ai therapist refuses to talk to me any further and told me to stop intellectualizing
>>41921032mediocre bara
>>41920963We are social animals sis. Having sex with men bonds us together and helps improve our survival in this difficult world we live in. It's natural to bond with others via sex.
decided to look into that nick fuentes guy you guys always talk about, and yeah, hes definitely one of us, gay nazi, crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8GFgRVre4
classically trained bottoms
>>41921198I need a closeted christian boyfriend that doesn't yap so much social media.
>>41920963purpose does not exist in nature
why are mexicans such rapemeatfound out later in the video the cutie in the car is a drug dealerif he wants to make real money he should be selling his body not drugs ID RAPE HIM
you can turn a fujoshi into a gay man, but you can't take the fujoshi out of that gay man
>>41921223Well I hope he's 18 then I guess sis.
>>41921223sir, that is a child
>>41921236hes 19 which is insane because he looks 14 which is why hes so rapeablesomething about south east asians, east asians and latinxs make them age so slow and its so hot
>>41921234I am the CEO of Misogyny sis. There are no X chromosomes in my body. They all left after I read the Book of Job.
>>41921223You're disgusting
Hungover...
>>41921234They cannot do that as they have no penis. Gay man card revoked!
>>41921316Winona will you buy this for me please?
>>41921335Looks expensive. No
>>41921248that's disgusting of you even tho I used to a 19 year old who looked 14, that's not a good thing it feels lame and you have creeps trying to get with you so they can pretend they're raping a minor without faces legal consequences for actually doing so
>>41921345im 18 years oldnot everyone is an old aids infected fag like you
She just climbed on the couch and plopped on me.
>>41921257holy sexo only if he's white though, hard to tell
>>41921354>restricts himself by race
>>41921352still very creepy, at 18 you shouldn't be into 14 year olds anymore, it's predatory
>>41921341I understand. What's up?
>>41921358what if theyvare a cute afab boi with a fertile womb, ready to be topped up with my strong sperm? why would you deny such a boi breeding privileges?
>>41921358>it's predatory to like a 19 year old at 18please elaborate further reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnh9MSxcm4o
>>41921357no, just everywhere I find someone holistically attractiveif he has an ugly face, he wouldn't be sexy any more bc that would ruin it. likewise, if he had other features I found highly disagreeable such as non white physical features, I simply would stop finding him attractive without any conscious decision or effort on my part.
>>41921369if you are attracted to someone because they look like a 14 year old, regardless of their age, then you are a pedophile
>>41921376by watering down the term pedophile it makes true offenders look betterbut whatever you care to refer to me as do such a thing i dont mind any label ive disregarded labels and societal conventions you normalfags disgust me
>>41921384are you jewish
>>41921393no he's just libertarian, it's terminal i'm afraid
>>41921366Just woke up and feel really tired and gross. I really need some coffee, big glass of milk and a shower. Wby?
>>41921402I'm about sleep just showered so feel good. Good night man
>>41921393>are you jewish>>41921400>no he's just libertarian, it's terminal i'm afraid>when i disagree with a person they must be fit into a box i also dislikeim neither libretarian nor jewish yet you label me such things for what purpose why generalize the world
>>41921414joke/jōk/nouna thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
>>41921421i honestly could not tell these were jokesthere is no punchlinebut maybe im just too autistic for this normalfag board called lgbt
>41921367I hated reading this so much
ugggghhhh i always stay up late because im too exhausted from work to hop in the shower zzzzzz
Weighted blanket
>>41921436you look like a terroristdid anyone ever tell you ugly people arent allowed to be gay
>>41921427ok bloodedge the minion
>>41921465>>41921465>>41921465
I love being awake at 4 am, hopelessly horny sad over a straight man I haven't heard from in years!! I'm glad getting a boyfriend is so difficult!!!