epic pikmin meme editionold >>41912053QOTT: What kind of pikmin are you?
i’ve never played pikmin :(
i'm a black pikmin
>doesnt even have to ask if im a pikmin or pikwominits so over
u want itu need it2 make ufeel heated
I'm a red pikmin for sure
I have never and will never play a Nintendo game.
what's the most suicidal pikmin, that's me
imagine this: crack whores sucking dirty, southern Italian dicks
>>41918932>no workisn't that all they do for like that entire game, though?
>>41919020hey, nona...? you know that's sus... right?
my stomach hurts
>>41919048bitch your stomach always hurts
>>41919041
>>41919041sus amogus
I will never be a girl
>>41919052if it always hurt then i wouldnt know it hurts now would i?
>>41919032yellow pikmin, got it
i hope shaved legs girl is ok
>>41919069rub ur damn tummy
i hope the hairy legged girls in here are also okay
>>41919080i’m okay :)
>>41919086rub it for me i already have my heating pad on
>>41919092rubrub
i’m sorry btw >>41919092
>>41919009mogs me
>>41919117now you’re apologizing to her? i thought you were apologizing to me?
>>41919116*farts*>>41919117why tho
how big is God's dick?
>>41919127how do people even recognize who’s who
the apologizerrr
>>41919159tbdesu i don’t know how she’d recognize me, i’m just joking
>>41919159it's simple, nona. my name is anonymous. you? your name is anonymous. just like in real life, we recognize each other by name
>>41919179then why’d you call me nona…
can i lick off the drugs that you slather on your morbidly obese Asian cock
do you think the sky's balls smell Asian?
>>41919159u just know
oh yeah? who am i
>>41919188because that's you!
>>41919261I won't get breast cancer because I am not a woman.
>>41919274you still have breasts fag
>>41919284It's just gyno. Only women get breasts. I am not a woman.
>>41919302it's literally an uneniable scientific fact that you have boobies
>>41919316neck mogs me
i’m such a creep i’m so sorry
>>41919338I want to force you to confess your precise sins by any means possible
>>41919347Wanting to be a woman is the worst crime anyone can commit.
>>41919356is that really all!?
>>41919347i do’nt know why i do it i am just so sorry
>>41919379I stare at women because I'm jealous. It ruins my day. I'll never be a real woman like them.
>>41919382it's really for no reason? that's anticlimactic>>41919428I too have been guilty of such things. thank you for confessing
>>41919492no imeant i don't know why i’m a creep abd do the tbungs i do i’ve dkne so many i just want her to accept my spolgy
>>41919508no one knows what you did anon, you must confess
>>41915680i look like this
>>41919508wtf
>>41919508i think being a creep is good, actually!
I'm a creeeep...I'm a 'modeeer...
my stomach (still) hurts my throat hurts now my head hurts? whats next for not-so-little old me
>>41919689big ass man acting like a sickly victorian waif... just thug it out
>>41919689maybe you're dying? panic? go to the doctor?
>>41919711jeez. sorry for being sick (btw)>>41919724hopefully, im not that stressed just annoyed, and no
>>41919622why the hell am I posting here?
>>41919689do you perhaps have a cold? I heard from a buddy of mine that they just started distributing those
are you the tummy hurts girl from yesterday? thought about killing myself earlier and it made me think of you
>>41919760idk maybe. who do i get to blame this time? the government?? some ethnic group that i cant ever seem to muster the energy to hate??? (You)????
>thought about killing myself earlier and it made me think of youabsolutely romantic
>>41919796oh no, that's a different anon, I'M tummy hurts girl from yesterday! wonderful news by the way, my tummy no longer hurts! but still, isn't it horrible that I ever went through that? I'm glad you still remember my tragic story
cokemoder
yeah im the one that keeps telling you not to kill yourself and getting rightfully ignored
>>41919804you can blame me if it makes you feel better. I sneezed yesterday, perhaps the wind blew it into your nose
>>41919754truemoders don't belong here...
>>41919830oh! yes, such a truly awful incident... the thought of your tummy hurting AND having a headache almost brought me to tears so I just had to make sure.
i think tummy tuesday changed the tone of the gen
let’s take the sabbath off and try to regroup on moob monday
calm down
>>41919902yes, I'm trying to be nice now because I hadn't realized that 99% of the people calling themselves ugly here were actually hot white girls
>>41919930im an ugly white moid tho
>>41919886well, you'll be glad to know my pretty but terribly fragile head is doing just fine. all is well for now in my life, and that's what truly matters
>>41919957you're right! this might be the happiest moment of my life! unfortunately I think I may be in love with you now.
>>41919989what a coincidence me too
You are both raging faggots that should die
I can smell a jealous rage most vile emanating from that post
>>41919540you don't look like that THOUGH
>>41920020sorry that was me >_<
start flirting
no... nona is right... I don't deserve tummy hurts girl, my tummy never hurts
tummy hurts x stomach hurts
>>41920040it's ok, I understand.
>>41919989don't worry, this is actually quite natural. everyone loves me! <3
uncute hontwink
>>41920099me
fine i give up
>>41920099what do you want
actual transwoman and her friend stand behind the lone estroman in the pizza queue. nothing could tip her off that he is anything other than man, let alone has been on hrt for 2 years
>>41920060x penis hurts
no one will ever care about me as much as suicidemoder cares about tummy girl... fuck my stupid life
plan for the rest of the night:-drink-tear into myself for about an hour or so, really brutal stuff. make fun of fakemoders so people think i'm real. might even imply i'm going to kms to eek out a few drops of sympathy?-post a picture, i look great, super smug expression-drink more as people get mad at me-jerkoff -go bed
>>41920211you could go adopt a homeless girl, she'd probably care about you
dubs and i
>>41920219awesome
>>41920219whatcha jerking to?
>>41920211I care about you but not quite as much. does that help?
rolling
dubs and i text her
dubs and I attack the next poster like a wild animal
>>41920241you should get drunk and call her and cry about how much you miss her
>>41920225thanks! what're you up? >>41920232oh anon, announcing what you're going to jerkoff to is like saying macbeth in a theatre!
>>41920224>>41920237>>41920241seek help
>>41920255smoking weed and doing nothing
>>41920148you know what i want
>>41920258help me then i will always save you
>>41920262that's basically what i do when i'm feeling really ugly! which is basically all the time... i'm super ugly. like you open a thesaurus to ugly and a synonym is me. fuck i'm ugly!!
>>41920211>no one will ever be on the verge of suicide and the only thing that comes to their muddled mind is mesuifuel desu
>>41920270text her if you want to that badly
confession: I didn't realize that one word had a wordfilter, and I thought people were just either massive weeaboos or suiseiseki posting
>>41920254i cant even call her bc of my disgusting male voice and i cant even drink becaus all my meds will fuck me
>>41920282newfag, pathetic tbdesu.
>>41920280she deserved better
>>41920295I've been on here for like over a fucking decade, I thought my theory was reasonable!!
>>41920273yeah me too…
>>41920299what did u do
>>41920303so you were just typing desu to fit in? being a follower is worse than being a newfag...
baka shit tbdesu, senpaitachi
>>41920313no bitch, I type it because I'm suiseisekiposting desu
>>41920306idk, i don't think anyone could EVER be as ugly as me.... give me an hour or two to get drunk enough and i'll prove it to you! lmao!!
flipping a manmoder's bangs up and looking at the side profile
>>41920321you didn't have to call me a bitch that was really mean
>>41920211>>41920274aw, jealousy? that's so unbecoming... besides, are you all forgetting my prior tragic experience? a little adoration is the least I deserve!
>>41920309doesn’t matter
konnichiwagwan minnaslimes
>>41920342I'm sorry...I'll probably never do it again
>>41920356
>>41920354does matter + i asked + smile about it
>>41920340hate crime
>>41920356konnichiwagwan sharty...you're looking mad kawaii today on kamisama two twos my word senpai
i'm so fat you don't even understand. i've gained 23 pounds this year and i was 110lbs before which is TRIPLE DIGITS and i'm 5'8". god i'm fat and my problems are fat and real
>>41920394are you actually 130lbs and complaining about being fat? you probably look like a skeleton. I could throw you across a room. THAT is real
>>41920394what was that? all I'm hearing is oink oink oink...
>I'm so fat>133 lbs 5'8this is bait but DIE
>>41920394eat a burger nigga goddamn
i need to starve again
mocking me
the closest ill get to having a bf is playing male companion mods for skyrim. i will die alone
ishowsneed
>>41920455nona this is seriously pathetic
>>41920455im sorry
>>41920468yesi need to start reading books. or at least play other games
i think my bf only really loves me in the way you would love a pet
https://youtu.be/TuXv0A9Gd44
is having a pet gf not the dream, what's wrong
he's also gay
oh. yeah i can see how that would be an issue
wrf
i think my bf only tolerates me and is sweet only when i pull away otherwise i feel like a nuisance like im bothering him like his attention should be elsewhere is this what its like to date men? is this what it was like to date me?
>>41920528haha same i think he jusf want hiz dick sucked by an easy insecure fag
>>41920528yeah.
honestly I'm not even into petplay. I just think I deserve to laze around all day and have food prepared for me and be given attention at my whim. unfortunately, it seems only pets get this treatment
>>41920532>easy insecure fagyup thats me
>>41920540if you're not a pet or a princess I'm afraid you're out of luck
when these calipers reveal im ngmi i dont know how i will be able to keep living
you bitches need to stop using numbers and graphs to determine if you pass or not
>>41919930IM AN UGLY FUCKING MAN YOU STUPID BITCH
i'm 6'3"
>>41920552but I AM a princess though! this fucked up soulless world just doesn't want to acknowledge my status...
ooooh woe is me, my tummy is feeling so bad!! suicide anon come comfort me NOW.
are manmoders disposable?
me n who
>>41920618i dispose of my dick in they ass
Kurt Cobian wuz tha suicidal-tranny.orig cuz xis tummy hurted
as a Queer Trans Person Of Color (QTPOC), i ACKchyually prefer sitting in the back of the bus
>>41920612it's not the same... you'll never be able to princess post like her, I should go get drunk and stare at the wall
wuts the difference between a manmoder and a repressed guy
>>41920662DIE THEN
hello who wants to be my girlfriend
>>41920664well for one i have breasts for two i smell better for three im wayyyyy uglier. if this turns you on then i can be a piece of meat for you maybe. that said i actually hate the niggers i fuck im super racist im evil im a villain basically i want to be punished
>>41920664i am on estrogen and have boobs and suck dicks
>>41920678........what do i even say to this. Do you hear yourself?
>>41920678if you're racist then burn a cross on my front lawn right now to prove it
>>41920664hrtwe still live as men (unless FAEKMODR)
it's penis inspection day, /mmg/post that manly peepee
>>41920695couldnt care less desu>>41920699but anon that would be rude
I'm a he/him hon
>>41920701Jesus. I guess I count since I'm 22 and still "boy: moving. Guess I can't call it boy anymore. I'm gonna graduate from this status pretty soon though
when i started hrt i owned jewelry and makeup but four years later and im uncomfortable using any of it because i dont want peoole to assume im a hon
I used to wear makeup and jewelry when I started transitioning but I would combine it with completely outlandish goth outfits so people would assume I was just a weird alt person in case I didn't pass (I didn't pass)
getting a mastectomy and a hair transplant will heal me because i can be a feminine faggot and just show off my flat chest and nobody will be able to assume anything i will be free of cissoid social violence but the trannies and feminized male lovers would still notice the estrogen skin. an iykyk special
>>41920672so aggressive... suicidemoder is right, that was hardly very princess-like of you
>>41919061
’ho’s, ’ho’s; y’ain’t nothin’ but ’ho’s
you bots are only ~pretending~ not to recognize all my posts
no but like i'm so ugly. like you wouldn't even be able to understand. i malefailed yesterday but still fuck i'm ugly. someone ask to see what i look like so i can prove how ugly i am. i am NOT A TWINK SHUT UP I'M NOT!!! i will prove it just someone ask me please i'm ugly
>>41920791>malefailed>mogs meKILL YOURSELF NAZI BITCH
this is all part of >>41920219 's grand plan
like rain drops on the ground
dirty whoredirty whore
i wish i was a teenaged volcel instead of being an insane schizo scared of everything and everyone except im actually not becauze im not scared of anything or anyone im just ugly
>>41920822sorry bout dat did u know that i am most definitely a whore by this point?
>>41920791can i see what you look like
i'm pathetic iwnbaw
lopsided brick body need to kill myself at my earliest convenience
i saw a video of a teacher complaining about reading levels and she used incorrect grammar. im also braindead. i look like a man because im a coward and it feels like the entire world is deteriorating to match my body rather than my body improving to mafch the world.
i saw a video
I saw
I
i swear the fakemoder invasion has made existing in this gen somehow even worse. nobody will believe how ugly you are. you can insist you're a realmoder but literally get three (You)'s telling you baselessly that you're not. my boyfriend who loves me and fucks me daily doesn't even understand anymore, and it's the fakemoder's fault.
Who cares im a joke of a human
this is still part of the plan
too bad
>>41920928hey I literally saw a video of you last night of YOU masturbating inside your own home, what's going on with that? why were you jerking your shit to horse cocks? nona, please. I would just like a simple explanation, I'm not an unreasonable girl.
>>41920937you’re not a girl, at all!
i got some pizza do you guys want any
i need to fix my stupid retarded vegan diet it’s making me crazy but im too lazy to be nutritious. Like i eat too many seeds and i cant lose weight and i need to start hummus maxxing and ALA omega 3’s are awful and im almost out of algae
>>41920944toppings?
i recognize the poster they're mocking and they deserve it
>>41920953no i dont and also you dont
it has to get better one day
no one has ever been mocked and no one is mocking
>>41920969no it just keeps getting worse and then you die
nobody recognizes my truemoder style
>>41920970God is mocking me though because i want to be a woman and i am a man with the bone structure of a man and the face of a man and frankly the sensibilities of a man
took a few pictures of myself and GOD i want to die. i'm thinking about posting them just so someone here will tell me the truth (that only i and my brain see) and tell me to do it. there's no way you won't, because i'm so ugly and fat. my boyfriend cummed on my ample chest earlier tonight and wasn't even smiling, just staring vacantly at my perfect boobs and active hip growth. FUCK someone tell me to kill myself!!!!!
>>41920981why are you hurting me like this
>>41920950just pepperoni im a plain jane
>>41920991real
Sorry i havent posted latley its just eveyrthing in the world is the worst its ever been and my life is over
>>41920994if you're a poster i like i hope things get better for you and if you're a poster i hate i hope a piano falls on you
>>41920980just mock him back, there's nothing else to do
either you take your injection and wake up in your bed with everything back to normal or you start repressing and see how far the rabbithole goes
/mmg/ rate my husbandhttps://litter.catbox.moe/9vv4gq.jpeg
>>41920953he does deserve it actually.
>>41921026no i DO NOT I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD TO ANOTHER PERSON EXCEPT BE ANNOYING IN ONE SPECIFIC NICHE CONTEXF BUT EVEN THAT WASNT SO BAD
in 2025 androgynous means a woman with an unknown agab. this sucks fod md as a man with a known agab
god i'm ugly!!! i'm just going to keep posting about it or my new clothes until the poster i'm flirting with chimes in so i can post an unsee and they don't miss it and they hugbox me so my existence is meaningful and it's definitely not a weird thing to do
yeah im never distinguishing myself again
dude i think im in love anderson cooper
the cnn anchor?
>>41921085i don’t know about this one
does everyone believe that i'm a realmoder????
i'm the only realmoder
i’m fuckeduplookingmoder
not sure what i am
i could prove it to you anons, i'm a realmoder. want me to post what i look like to prove it? i'm ugly btw so like trigger warning lmao like my boyfriend hardly even denied it when i woke him up and screamed in his face
i detransitioned already
dubs and i get triple d breast implants
i’m eating cheesecake
kissing a truemoder's recessed temples
should a truemoder use minoxidil or get hair transplants
>>41921104this is me except i don’t have anyone to love
i started e at 16 like jfc i ruined my life, i waited too long, my bones like fused. speaking of, i transitioned the year that the video game FUSE came out remember that? even if you don't look it up and see how old it is, that's how long i've been on hrt. way longer than you, but yet i'm uglier! believe me!! i'm so ugly, holy shit tell me how ugly i am
im starting life a little late is that alright
im a good boygirlthingf experience for a bit then i get thrown away when they want something real such is my fate for the rest of my life im fine with serial monogamy anyways i cant truly expose my inner workings to a partner in a way that reciprocates what they give to me if any
topping an ice fub
i don’t think anyone even thinks of me as a boygirl thing. i think they all see just a normal man
i see you as a thing, is that good enough?
guys should I get ffs or a mastectomy, my brother says mastectomy but I'm not sure what I want to do
almost forgot this was the whole point
not funny im going to leave
>>41921150i guess it’s a little betteri think i think of myself as a thing anyway. maybe that’s why online i’ve gone by an ungendered username forever
topping a swamp german
topping my own hand
topping my own ass
lol i think i'm drun k drunk enough to post myfatself on unsee, i'm moving my 19bmi fingers with extreme precision to set the image to 10 minutes with no chat allowed so my glass house can't have a stone thrown at its glass
dont do it
do it
>>41921219>19 bmino one even calls me fat, stop calling yourself fat, skellymoder
DO NOT
>>41921219do it!
Im 24 bmi
I'm convinced all the "waaah waaah I'm so fat my bmi is 20!!" is the same person baiting attention
oh really
>>41921261>>41920219oh like they planned it or something?
it's all part of the plan that was explained to us in great detail
>>41921258mine’s about the same, and again, people say i’m not fat here, so 19 bmi anon is obviously baiting or maybe just has an eating disorder
yes king
posting myself here to attentionwhore and feel something
do people seriously not recognize who theyre mocking or was i uniquely attacked this week?
i think i'll get the mastectomy
You were under fucking attack
no i never recognize you, let alone the ways in which you think random replies are mocking you
no, *I* want the mastectomy
you are just hated
don’t get mastectomies
>>41921291i’m actually stalked though some of these posts can’t be coincidences
plan? mocking?? stalking??? i'm literally a fucking hon, i cried for like 3 hours total this year because i had a normal cis woman type hair loss around my hair whorl which if you look at other cis women definitely doesn't happen idk why i said it was normal. i didn't get a widow's peak or recessed temples but i got this curse instead. i'm a fucking hon and you can't control the course of my life. i uploaded the unsee but i got too shy to post it here because i know the gen is full of twinkhons now and i don't want to get made fun of even more than my own female soulpassing brain would make fun of itself, please don't flirt with me i'll just reject you!!
>>41921312all i’m saying is i’m the only one to have one of you find me irlno hard feelings though doxxmoder you seem wonderful
>>41921332these posts are literally mocking doxxmoder, he's been demolished
doxxmoder is the one claiming to be stalked/mocked? or are you just saying my post was mocking her?
>>41921347neither. the bait posts are imitating him
shorter hair fits me better since im a man
i wish i had a cute twinkhon in my bed but it's too late and i'm too old i'm literally groomer age (mid-20s) now and i wasted my entire youth dissociating and repping and isolating myself away from not only other people but troons especially in a failed attempt to avoid contracting the mind virus and now i'm an ugly man with an expanded skull forever and i will die with zero twinkhons in my life because i am too mannish to ever make friends with actual twinkhons because they would all see me as a man and not as a tranny because i trooned too late and waste my life posting anonymously on imageboards
i am being gangstalked by the twinkhon mafia
>>41921386i once had a woman come up to me, compliment my hair, and say “it’s always good to see men with long hair!”
does anyone mind if i post an unsee with my face covered so you are forced to compliment my body, which is kind of tea, as opposed to my face, which was made by t???
>>41921416women only compliment your hair if you're ugly <3
>>41921431nona, i was trying to bitch, not brag, i don’t know why you’re acting like i need to be humbled
>>41921431i’m a hideous freak monster then but i already knew this
>>41921431this is true
well good thing nobody ever compliments me about anything
>>41921426expecting you to be very hot now
>>41921431women never compliment my hair or anything about me, sometimes older women say im cute and gush>>41921391same>>41921298>>41921291i feel like the stalking bots the wormgpt bots etc arent as good as they must be because they cant find me with accuracy but also theyre super accurate and probably advanced not thag i care at all
however the reality is that i wont ever pass and it’s because i was raped at 18 and waited another three years ti start hrt. i was also out in middle school and at different points in high school. And im small in overall size so it’s actually a genuine tragedy thag i dont pass or even look feminine at all and i dont know how to cope with that because essentially i had a life and then i dont have a life but it wasnt my fault but in some ways it was i suppose
>>41921479i'm white and pale as the driven snow soo :^)
also i spent the last hour analyzing google to see if people can google me and find information and if people HAVE googled me in the past and yes they have of course but not many
>>41921496ok post tea body now
im basically bald also
>>41921505lmao you want to see me? you can see a fat white man at basically every tcg store.........
I googled your mom and called the number on her wikipedia and basically right now I'm 6 inches in her and she's 8 inches in me
>>41921511not funny i get paranoid very easily. im so antsy for the calipers you guys
nspm7 compilation covers 5 years of jttf, will you be on it?
it just bothers me so much because i could have been a woman and i dont have it in me to live the rest of this life it’s very sad and weird
this feels mean
e made me a whore lol
im catatonic
i got a croissant is that ok
IM JELKING IM JELKING ON THE COOKIEVERSE CLAV STYLE
>all carbsand you think this is ok?
how come every single gen is just gigapassoids everywhere im gonna kill myself
i think it’s a good thing yes
this thread isn't gigapassoids
every gen is full of youngshits because this board is full of youngshitsdon't kill yourself wagmi
>>41921604i have never malefailed so>>41921615couldve been me LOL
jeez i just saw some other trannies talking about minoxidil. like the hairloss drug? thank god we all transitioned early enough to avoid that. i mean fuck wait actually my hair is awful and my face and body is male and i
it could've been me but no it couldn't've because i was a coward and repped for an entire decade and will never be able to live a normal life because of it and will be banished to this horrid gen forever
as a hyper online retard you’d think i’d have diyed at 16 like everyone else (it was over for me by then though i’d have to have started at like 14)
this isn't a horrid gen! cmon anon post yourself!! we're all doing it and you're probably one of us!!! post yourself so we can confirm you're a fakemoder or not respond at all and destroy you from the inside out like you deserve i mean, cmon anon i'll huggbox ya!
how many people are here raise your hand
imagine being a 25 year old youngshit with a real life instead of a 25 year old manmoder with a dead end physical job and men that use me for easy sex. i would be a woman sleeping in my nyc apartment right now if i wasnt a man sleeping in my jersey city apartment. FUCK MY LIFE i wojld have been a beautiful cook with a longterm boyfriend while rooming with polycule drug transbians that my boyfriend constantly bugs me to leave so we can move in together and get more serious but theyre my best friends ive known them forever since i transitioned so long ago right so i cant leave them and it’s a whole thing anyway then we get married but NO I AM AN UGLY FUCKING MAN WITH NO HIPS AND A STUPID FUCKING MAN FACE
raises hand cooler than everyone else
nobody gaf like ion gaf. dissociate even harder lovk TF IN MASTECTOMY MEN POWER
>>41921632i know i'm a fakemoder because i've malefailed but only to psych ward patients so don't kill me and it stopped immediately after i got a haircut which rehonnified myself but it doesn't matter anyway because i'm chopped and autistic and no strangers have ever hit on me or even shown any kind of interest in me irl and i've only been gendered male for the last three months
smug girl where are you? i'm staying up waiting for you to post smug face
>>41921641heh...you're pretty cool...say, you and I would make a good team...just don't slow me down, ok??
>>41921655i've been here all night anon :^) i finished jerking off so i'll stop harassing that one fatgot lest multiple kill themselves. yet nobody came to his defense so i hope he notices and dies :^)
>>41921657holi shit i’m not the coolest anymore
>>41921654getting attention as a gay guy isnt hard maybe youre chopped in a ugly way instead of a moid forever way but i dont know which is worse
>>41921655i'm not a girl i'm THIRTY YEARS OLD (rounding up to the nearest 5 years because i have always looked at least 5 years older than i am) i am a FULLY GROWN HIPLESS MAN WITH A FLAT CHEST and NOBODY IN MY LIFE SEES ME AS ANYTHING BUT A SPERGY AUTISTIC MALE
can some of you serious post there's too much bait...
>>41921662i'm kinda homophobic idk i miss the feeling of getting male attention from being a testosteronized pervert showing themselves off on the internet but not the male perverts themselves. it's just gross to me now
>>41921660nah...you're pretty cool...and to me, you really are the coolest. you remind me of someone I used to know...heh. stick with me and we'll go far, I just know it...
have you been diagnosed for that autism? hmm? or that dysphoria? no? i thought as much SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP PRETENDING YOH HAVE DYSPHORIA OR AUTISM OR ANXIETY UNTIK IT’S LITERALLY KILLING YOU OR ELSE YOURE A FUCKING POSER YOU NEED TO BE SO AWFUL AND ROT AND GIVE UP ON SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ARE FORCED TO GET YOU PASYCHIATRIC HELP AND THEN AFTER A FEW YEARS KF RESPONSIBLE THERAPY IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE A WOMAN THEN YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF DYSPHORIC BUT JF NOT THEN FUCK OFF. passing doesnt matter by the way it’s better to be sure that you’re dysphoric then regret transition and potentially be infertile :)
>>41921624Yeah I don't think my bald spot in front will come back in.
>>41921663sadgeanon, pretending that they're me for attention when looking 20x more masculine :^))
>>41921666i serious post literally all day and night but nobody bothers to take me seriously for the last year and a half
you people are insane
im literally cumming on myself like a LION
serious post: am i really even transgender if i’ve never worn women’s clothing?
women don't wear men's clothes all of you are men forever
>>419216844ever?!?!
>>41921682honestly who cares anymore just do what makes you happy
actually you shouldn't do what makes you happy actually because that would make me upsetnobody is allowed to be happy when i'm not happythis is why i spend as little time as possible outside so i don't have to be forced to be reminded that it is possible to actually lead a happy life and have a boyfriend and look like an actual woman
>>41921696go outside and be bitter and give people death stares until a guy asks you out
>>41921638can i move to jersey city with you?
>>41921700i can't make or maintain eye contact with people without flinching
wait i can romanticize this i just… wait i have to, i can..
>>41921705yeah me too i thinkthat’s a byproduct of being inside too long and i don’t know how to reintegrate into society
>>41921687wow fluttershy did you just eat my forever male brownie
>>41921711it's pretty horrible i feel like i've regressed to all the worst issues i had as a kid. i remember being in special ed classes being taught to stop stumbling over my words and maintain eye contact and make basic conversation and now it just makes me feel like i'm forced to navigate this world as my 6 y/o self and get treated as a pitiable underdeveloped thing every time i interact with anyone
>>41921705eye contact isnt a requirement
>>41921725can i just look at my feet instead it's easier and i'm used to it
>>41921732i look at other people’s feet ‘,:)
You just manmode because you are too lazy to learn makeup and put an outfit together.
any trannies watch the chair company
>>41921735true i wish i had beautiful elegant twinkhon feet to post and not deformed honflippers
it is 30°
mogged at 4:11 am
>>41921749>those legsfuck you FUCK UOU fuck YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU fuck YOU FUKC YOu
deadass finna lowk grip the fitted
>>41921749nice dainty fakemoder legs nona
>>41921749danggg i should shave but that’d take too long
>>41921750it’s 5:11 over here>>41921751i feel like they are not good at all. weirdly gigantic calves, and my thighs are never smooth enough. i don’t think i have a good ass either but that part’s not even visible here so c’est la vie
hope that fucker kills himself he deserves it for stalkig my girl/cunt
>>41921760yeah whatever die
i wnbaw and im fat and i have big man bones and im hairy and ugly
>>41921739why are there HONPILLERS in my MODER thread
>>41921765by my own hands, soon, if all goes to plan
>>41921777>fucking idiot having those legs/that body and killing themselvesi'm just full of anger don't waste your spiteful existence you fucking idiot
>>41921782i’m not killing myself because i hate the way i look (though i do) or because you told me to (usually kms messages make me want to live out of spite). being a gross manmoder is kinda the least of my problems, even if it doesn’t help either
>>41921792you're not even who i think you are are you? identify yourself
>>41921808i didn’t know you thought i was someone specific
>>41921749want to have sex with your thighs
>>41921818it's 30 degrees in nyc you can either be one of two posters. one i hate and wish to die and the other i'm fine with. or you're neither and i'm worse off than i thought
>>41921831i mean, i’m not in nyc, just a suburb of it. which nyc anons do you have opinions on?
>>41921839you're the one i'm fine with then, i have opinions on the other that you're aware of no need to lie :^)
i’m glad you’re fine with me i guess? who do you think i am and who do you hate? i’m still confused lol, i don’t get how people tell apart the anons as easily as they do
>>41921749seeking your permission to jerk off to this
back into 30° weather in my shorts and this time slipperless because my dog won’t go to sleep and insisted on being taken out again
>>41921864you know what, i’m uncomfortable with it but asking permission is very polite and made me laugh. it was a very male laugh though, so keep that in mind
>>41921857go ahead, guess! just one guess. you know who i hate, he's 200x more worth dying than you, would hate to lose you before he kicks the bucket :^)
everyone go to bed
we should replace oxygen with swag
>>41921873i'll find something else! i'm glad you laughed, at least :>
>>41921876do you really hate doxxmoder or trainanon? i think those are the only two nyc area ‘moders i know anything about. now i know the jersey city moder exists too, but i know nothing about her, let alone why you might hate her
>>41921886i do hate one of those men, good guess! though i suppose there's more northeast faggots than i thought. wishing the polycule well <3
>>41921890so you hate one of them, and think i’m a 4th northeast anon?
>>41921880
>>41921880https://voca.ro/14k6LqjUpwKU
>>41921897yes, and no. i think you're one of the people you mentioned while pretending to be the fourth ;^)
>>41921913final guess: you hate doxxmoder (for thinking she’s fat while being skinny af?) and think i’m trainanon?
>>41921911your accent is a complete and absolute delight and you are hereby relieved of bedtime duty. AT EASE
>>41921917correct on all accounts!!
do you hate every skinny white girl that calls herself fat here? because that's a lot of people
wow, i’m so smart!
i hate her for way more than that though>>41921935half correct, see above
>>41921918https://voca.ro/1d6WSFLi8mGH
>>41921940why do you hate her so much specifically?
high self esteem wearing off…my face is too male
>>41921947*him
i call you all women
>>41921885are you a chaser or just a fellow ‘moder, btw?
>>41921984fakemoder, i guess. never malefail but i get called a woman here
>>41922007 #well then we’re in the same boat
i hope he fucking dies
>>41922036who? are you still talking about doxxmoder?
>>41922022yay... your legs pass, at least? though i think everyone leg passes if they shave...>>41922036nona why are you so full of hate...
>>41922039what? no!! :^)>>41922046nona denotes transwoman, therefore not your nona vro
ok nona
moobs
>>41922064nona denotes female anon, not a tranny
wearing a tshirt for the first time in years and i am not missing it i hate how exposed my body feels
yeah, same. just took my armor off for the first time in a few months and i feel crazy exposed right now. checking over my shoulder every few minutes to see if there's an archer sneaking up on me. hate this shit.
>>41922220this is unironically how it feels
imagine the absolute steam
>>41922220this is how i feel living with others you cant trust shiteven if theyre at work you cant know if they suddenly pop home for some reason
>>41922230i pray you're in a safe location for such activities, what are you usually wearing?>>41922238you disgusting pervert, pull your pants up, NOW
>>41922253pants are firmly around my waist ma'am
>>41922253i usually wear long-sleeved tshirts basically. i always wear something over, right now too, but its still making me feel more exposed than usual
>>41922274don't worry. i doubt there's any enemies nearby. for now...
>>41922309everyone is my enemy
this sucks
Asm i the raped i didnt brush my teeth again and i smelll bad this morning
i also didnt inject im also gay im also retarded im also fst im also the only truemoder i also put brandy in my coffee again becauze im functional alcoholic maxxing
so close to buying a pocket flask to keep liquor on me at all times
>>41922496i would do this if more than a shot didnt make me throw up and pass out
>>41922524fuck you fakemoder
>>41922496i did this for a while to drink at work but i eventually realized it was easier to stop working and just drink at home all day
>>41922533that’s crazy because im a man
>>41922555how do i get money for food and shelter
i would get ditched at the mmg convention
>>41922556a man can handle alcohol
>>41922593apply for tardbuxx
>>41922638thats not enough to live onand you cant reliably get it if youve already worked
>>41922671i got it with a pretty long history. you get back pay for the time you're waiting for approval which helps. and if you really can't live on it you can work up to 20 hours a week without affecting your benefits
>>41922707no job would employ me
neets are such pathetic losers dude, just die
>>41922711well if you're that unemployable you REALLY need disability>>41922720stop slacking off on the clock wagie
>>41922735but they won't give me disability. I keep getting rejected
>>41922738you have to get more disabled, it's the only way
god I fucking hate men
i'm at a very Pakistani time in my life
and I need to do something about this anger. Id draw myself bashing some moids head but I can't find my drawing tablet
>>41922762if I intentionally make myself worse I don't see how I could stop myself from committing suicide
got hired at moidworks
bump
i dropped out of high school and cant drive and have no skills and now an infinite amount of browns are taking the only jobs i could get 15 years ago
i'm truly so incompetent i would actually die without welfare + my mom still taking care of my 30 year old ass
>>41922954that sucks but i dont think you should get racist to cope with being an unemployable retard
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP /MMG/LET'S GET FUCKIN RACIST IN HERE
i dont like being racist it makes me feel bad
>>41922954their takin yar jobs!!!11
the aeshtetic function of the rape stick is power and to be a woman engaged in feminist praxis, truly a woman, is to oralize that power - ontologically speaking.
watvhed too much lesbian porn now I want srs
if youre a woman engaged in praxis why would you need to oralize anything, youre already doing praxis.
governments are just protection rackets and i'm just a fucking serf giving my lord the greater portion of my grain so he doesn't fucking crucify me
>>41923084because you havent internalized it
i look like a fucking man
>>41923116how about you internalize my fucking dick?
im a white devil so i make hummus without tahini
>>41923027im not racist to cope with it, only out of rationale>>41923021we're so worthless
egg or bread?
my huge eyes and hips are my only feminine features
my eyes are deep set and i have neutral tilt and my brows are bushy and my brow is massive
>>41923234egg
negative canthal tilt, boxer’s brow, bushy unibrow
i haze zero hips because im evil
losers
iawbniawtm (I'm a woman but not in a way that matters)
whatever
>>41918932new >>41923481
>>41923432loser.
>>41922250it’s hard being a short-shorts moder who lives with her parents
>>41922627proof i’m not a fakemoder (the first time i drank, at 21, i was deeply disappointed i wasn’t a lightweight)
>>41923563i remember thinking this too we're such fucking jokes
