>>41920310
Roleplay is cringe

monarchy is cringe
no kings no queens all of us r equal

Sometimes I wonder "no way this guy's serious", like how can some be this shameless.

>>41920484
me every time he makes this kind of thread lol

>>41920310
that WOULD be hot, and very much is something I'm into. unfortunately, I'm not doing that with some random from 4chan

>>41920310
for my boyfriend yes

>>41920484
This thread ain’t that bad. Also we are anonymous so nobody knows me lmao.

i love downbad cisboys lmao

>>41920543
>>41920553
assuming that then what would you do? or make him do.

>>41920446
L roleplay material
>>41920584
im not that down bad. I have some self worth left still

Every relationship so far was dominant roleplay, it's tiresome

>>41920682
not op but it sounds like you need some submissive roleplay

>>41920310
im honestly terrible with rp
i could maybe be dominant if i was *actually* better than them in something, but i can't pretend

like, acting superior in random irreverent videogame? i gotchu
but acting actuall superior in a broad sense? i cant :/

>>41920576
honestly real, i'd rather these threads over most on this board desu

>>41920310
that would be silly and kind of make me laugh i think
idt it would like nuke my horny if i had some at the time so would probably do

>>41920693
Real shit, me sub and a noose as the dom

>>41920310
the americans yearn for the british class system

>>41920681
Not that much clearly this is close to rock bottom

>>41920713
I was going to suggest me as the dom
I"ll choke you too ig, kinda hard to do that better than a noose

>>41920723
As long as I never wake up idc

>>41920733
You will eventually wake up
Good ending: you wake up in my bed to a greasy omelette and a mug of hot chocolate for breakfast, quickly followed by more rough sex
bad ending: you wake up reborn into the world of suffering but this time even more brainrotted and incapable of spiritual growth

>>41920750
>hot chocolate
Ew
>greasy omlette
Ew

>reborn into the exact same world
Literally just a character sheet reroll then? That's a good ending

>>41920761
you missed the part where I said more brainrotted and more spiritually impotent
which is pretty difficult if you're already incapable of enjoying omelettes and hot chocolate seriously what's wrong with omelettes and hot chocolate?

>>41920719
Alright bro how is it that bad
>>41920696
Well not like I ever tried it I’m just putting my random fantasies in here most of the time. Also thank you anon but the bar is really low so…

>>41920713
What is going on
You good?

>>41920775
>you missed the part where I said more brainrotted and more spiritually impotent
What does that even mean
>which is pretty difficult if you're already incapable of enjoying omelettes and hot chocolate seriously
Again, just sounds like a reroll then, which is preferable
>what's wrong with omlette and hot chocolate?
As breakfast everything
An omlette isn't supposed to be greasy and should be runny with some bread
And hot chocolate is something I didn't drink in 2 decades because it is inferior to cold chocolate and coffee
>>41920792
Craving death
Should study for exam but dont see the point in it
Probably the season
Hate december almost as much as my birthday, probably even more so

>>41920814
okay yea egg yolk is a patrician taste but doesn't it sound autistic as hell when i say
>Good Ending: You wake up in my bed to sunny-side-up eggs on lightly toasted toast and a frappe, followed by more rough sex

>>41920784
>Well not like I ever tried it I’m just putting my random fantasies in here most of the time.
real and same desu, even tho mine are absurdly unrealistic

>Also thank you anon but the bar is really low so…
dw
the bar can definitely get lower, trust me, im there

>>41920828
>frappe
Don't know what that is
>sunny side up eggs
Just normal eggs then
>lightly toasted toast
Whole wheat bread is superior
>autistic as hell
No, except the fact that I had to google what even a frappe is
The main issue is "you wake up" tho
Like rough sex sounds okay but idc about that as long as I have to wake up again

>>41920841
I mean I kinda do agree with that anon I’m kinda pathetic but it’s whatever. Als what fantasies.
>>41920814
Why? Study anon
Gives you something to do

>>41920847
>cold chocolate and coffee
that's all a frappe is
>whole wheat bread
the phrase lightly toasted toast does not preclude the bread from being whole wheat
Waking up is a part of life I cannot stop it from happening I can only dull the pain with breakfast in bed and my fat dick

>>41920852
>Why? Study anon
Idk too depressed i g
>Gives you something to do
It's a pointless exercise in killing time
Just another step towards either dying of old age or suicide
Doesn't change anything
>>41920866
>that's all a frappe is
I mean cold chocolate, or/and coffee not a mix of them
Ew
>waking up is a part of life I cannot stop it from happening
You can, by properly strangling me

>>41920881
>Just another step towards either dying of old age or suicide
Alright if you are seriously feeling down you should probably leave this board and do something else. This place will bring you down with it stop browsing it

>>41920919
>do something else
Not rly an option
>this board brings you down more
Not really imho

>>41920927
Guess your trip is gone. But I do get you. Posting stupid stuff like OP has been my entertainment for a while since I started college. We will be fine in the end hopefully

>>41920852
>I mean I kinda do agree with that anon I’m kinda pathetic
being open and honest about your desires is honestly the least pathetic thing imo
honestly, women being dominant? definitely less likely than average, but being open and honest about your desires is based compared to the losers that are incapable of introspection

>but it’s whatever. Als what fantasies.
fantasies for me? im definitely not dominant in any way, except for a very few aspects i'll likely know better than them. seeing as im a loser mtf neet, its basically always video game related, so not very applicable to real world dominance

>>41920310
Good taste op.
Wish I were porn in the past and been some womans slave...
Only makes it better if shes got a big cock ofc...

>>41920966
I will be fine when I'm 6 feet under, gave up on any other way of "being fine" low key.
The only question remaining is how to kill time till then and shitposting fills that timeslot just fine

>>41920977
Cis women are unironcally more up for dominating a guy (and being freaky in general) than tranners are, it’s a misconception that tranners are these wild sex aficionados.

>>41921039
even worse than that though, cis women are more up for dominating even other cis women, as opposed to trans women
basically, its completely over for me.

im not even dominant enough to talk to women, much less form any level of connection with them (or anyone for that matter

>>41921163
Just find some transbian to dominate you anon.

>>41921191
god
i wish
i'd be more than happy with even less tho desu

if a woman went up to me, hugged me a little too hard, and pulled on my hair a bit,
i'd be theirs forever

but, including transbians, most seem to be submissive, i dont think theres much luck out there for me

>>41921306
At the end of the day you just have to keep finding someone. You might have more luck than me looking for a female dom aswell anon. How old are you btw??? This advice is valid if you are young. If you are older you need to start getting creative

>>41921343
>At the end of the day you just have to keep finding someone.
>You might have more luck than me looking for a female dom aswell anon.
>How old are you btw??? This advice is valid if you are young. If you are older you need to start getting creative
well, idk what you consider older, but i am over 25 and a complete loser neet so...
i am honestly not very optimistic about my outcomes, i am almost positive you'll have a better chance at this

>>41921504
Well my first suggestion is you get outside Ik generic advice but unless you are comfortable with your current condition you need to do something

>>41921575
i am, unfortunately, comfortable enough that i fear i'll just resort to consistently taking the the easiest path until, eventually, i evaporate into nothingness

i resort to not challenging myself because it is significantly more painful for me to try and fail as opposed to not try at all.