no fun editionITT we don't have fun of any kind. fun havers will be shot on sight. prev >>41918932
first
i cant tell if the message last week about watch what im setting up wasnt in relation to botted tummy tuesday and a variety of failed anon identifications was all designed to make me feel comfortable enough to be influenced into hurting myself again (this already happened once)
cleaned my apartment first time in months
tummy tuesday was botted?
had a dream that i was on this thread (deeply sad, i know) and someone called me a jewess
>born >do nothing for several decades>die
some of u niggas
i had a dream that an older woman much larger than me (not fat just tall) tied me up and made me beg for mommy to rape me
>>41923584i don’t acquire new knowledge at a good rate at all. i should be like that person
>>41923584me when i was 17 im straight up retarded now but at least i cant remember any of the books i read
>>41923584me but i haven't read witgenstein and i also don't believe in evolution
currently jelking to noise music while making hummus withfoucault audibook on and typing in mmg
>>41923608>i also don't believe in evolutiondamn you’ve done a terrible job pursuing more knowledge
>>41923618i simply have a more nuanced, less dogmatic view of the origin of species than you do.
fun detected
>>41923636>”by being stupid, i’m actually really smart”
>>41923651yeah, it's called dialect you fucking philistine.
is that an issue
what’s your genius and nuanced alternative to evolution then?
>post online about your trans bf abusing you>no one believes you>he posts about you cheating on him>everyone immediately believes him, takes his side and also talk how you're the real abuser actuallyeverything is gamergate now, everyday a new amber heart
>>41923704dont be amab next time
is this the blue womans drama? i want to ignore that. like i support her because solidarity and whatever i just dont want to think about her
Whoa, I need to stop being trans.
>>41923700sorry i'm writing a book about this and you'll have to wait until it's published.
I hate men but I looove coleslaw
i only like coleslaw on pulled pork, whereas men are good irrespective of pulled pork
>>41923758pigs are as smart as little children you piece of shit
cant disagree there
>>41923766what's your point
>>41923790dont eat them
>>41923799or what nigga?
>>41923790men are dumber than pigs
>>41923821anubis eats your heart in the afterlife
>>41923856turnabout is fair play. i accept that i will likely be eaten in the future.
>>41923866can i eat you?
>>41923758>men are goodthat's just not true. every single man is either a piece of shit or a piece of shit in waiting
I hate fags. Obergefell should be overturned
>>41923889that depends, can you overpower me? i suspect you can't.
nasty transbians stop flirting
>>41923912probably not. i’m not a total weakling, o used to carry caskets and can still probably lift a good deal of fitter people, but i’m a horrific and unwilling fighter, and not that strong overall
>>41923917it’s not flirting!! >:(
most transbians are degenerate
>>41923917i'm not flirting i'm fr gonna beat this dude ass
i’m pretty damn vanilla other than the whole injecting e (which i think makes me less sexually desirable, not more) thing
>>41923954as if you're any better for being in mmg
>>41923954degeneracy is awesome
>>41923584nobody here reads anything real
>>41923966don’t beat my ass >_<
>>41923966the loser has to suck the winner's cock >_<
slc punk would be so much better if bob and stevo transitioned and started dating each other
>>41923996i don’t want to suck her cock, i don’t even know her
>>41923978i know im transbian too
Heard joke once. Farmer walks into bedroom with a sheep under his arm. Wife in bed. Farmer says "this is the pig i fuck when you're not in the mood". Wife says "that's a sheep". Farmer says "i know, i was talking to the sheep". Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
>>41924178that's awful
im a pig
god getting old is so scary i want to be a girl
age is just a number
getting old/growing up has always been terrifying to me. even as a little kid i never understood people eager to grow up
>>41924304whoa sis that's kinda sus...
>>41924345you are as old as you look tho practically
i don’t want to be even older than i actually am
life sucks but at least i'm still getting incredulous comments about my age from liquor store cashiers at 27
>>41924387is that why I'm still treated as a teenager?
>>41924476if you look like a teenager yes. if you look like a baby people treat you like a baby if you look like a granny people treat you like a granny
i look like a slightly older man
ai can identify my age but most people think im 20 and some say teenaged, i got 15 once and that was weird because the person was obviously stupid and didnt know whag they were talking about because i have a masc jawline and browbone that could only be on a 18+ male body
permission to kill myself?
i am 30 years old and on hrt and i'm getting old
a mastectomy is the mature adult decision. im in my mid 20s no more wanting to be a woman
>>41924541get ffs!!
>>41924541kill yourself
>>41924585you’re supposed to say that to me, not her
>>41924566no fuck you>>41924585no fuck you (jk yess i’ll do anything for you)
self annihilate for mommy
make spaghetti and meatballs for mommy
>>41924657i don’t need any encouragement, it’s my default
I fucking hate men, should I skate or read a book?
one day im going to have real life sex with someone who loves me
>>41924728i've done it and it doesn't change anything. you eventually split up and die alone anyway
>>41924744idc about a pdx transbian’s opinion
>>41924749i've never been to portland
>>41924749pot kettle you retarded bitch
they should just sell lose nicotine salts so you can bang them shits and rub em on your gums
>>41924749would you like a jersey tranny’s opinion on things?
>>41924790are you the one with nice legs?
>>41924749need paradox tranny gf
nuke portland and seattle
>>41924877please I wish I was dead
you look shit up these days and just get articles written by AI on dedicated click farming AI websites, presumably made by Indian people.
>>41924808allegedly, though again i disagree
do manmoders have male privilege?
>>41924967i’d say so
who up jaking off?
should i take some aspirin so i can slit my wrists (up and down, for results, obviously) and bleed out faster?
gripping my worm to posts telling me that iwnbaw to condition myself to accept my manhood
>>41924959idc fakemoder
my head hurts
>>41925061i’m sorry :(
we live jn hell
who wants to be mentioned in my suicide note?
>>41925132Do me and make it a callout like the ice bucket challenge
>>41925063:^)
>>41923481jane remover is completely terrible
as those named jane tend to be
>>41925132please credit me as jeff
>>41925176did a jane break your heart?
>>41925158no i don’t want any of you to kill yourselves! i just want me to kill myself
you know what screw this im gonna have fun. shoot me. i dont even care
>>41925172professional vengeance and your clothes are excellent songs
jane remover slander will not be tolerated
>>41925198hits you with my shoot worm
>>41925204>>41925208trannies are so fucking stupid
>>41925180what do you want me to credit you for, jeff?
where are all my janepilled removerheads
Anybody else seeing bladee in london this saturday? I just really really hope he brings out ecco omgI think jane is pretty cool, she has some good songs
>>41925187Im the exact same way so if you do it I'll do it :p. ur soul is probably beautiful so dont kill urself pls <3
>>41925063this is so sad. don't worry, i'll kill myself immediately. maybe that will make your head feel better.
>>41925222just say jeff is a cool guy and a solid 8/10
im eating almonds
>>41925290this nigga eating almonds
>>41925290goat
>>41925270you’ll never know :3the gen will just slow down massively as all my characters stop posting at once
>>41925290almonds plural? do you even know what the perfect amount of almonds is
it's so hard being gay with my dad. nobody understands us.
>>41925290for me its cashews
did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
i'm despised by the people. all who see me mock me.
i’m not despised and yet i’ll still kill myself
>>41924877>moved to the pnw and literally started taking hormones within months>moved back and went back to repping into a mental breakdown>moved back again and ordered hrt the day i movedthe pnw turns people into trannies wtf
>>41925348that never occurred to me, no
i only hate one or maybe two posters and it’s not (You), stop making yourself the center of attention you don’t even register
>>41925370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKFbUxYJys
>>41925365>moved to the pnw and literally started taking hormones within monthsthis is also my plan
>>41925379do you hate me
>>41925379which poster do you definitely hate? which poster do you maybe hate?
you assumed i was referring to posters in this thread, rather than society at large. very presumptuous of you!
>>41925365i don't like that troons can clock and stare at moders here
>>41925392no>>41925393:^)
>>41925413ah i figured you were doxxmoder hater. who else do you maybe hate though?
>>41925385how do you plan on doing iti'm a techfag that has years of experience while repping so getting a job offer was easy enough (took like 2 months)
>>41925425the richoid that wants to cut her tits off
ah i get that. i don’t hate her but i wish she would just stop posting the “ffs or mastectomy” stuff and get the ffs
I dont take hrt anymore. Basically completely detransitioned but take hrt every once in awhile like after a few months, and it feels so good each time. Is there a way to feel a sense of well being without going on hrt. I just want to be a normal looking man.
>>41925430>2 months to get a job is “easy”yeah…i definitely need to kms
>>41925459you understand me, anon
i’m glad to hear it, nona! i’m always worried people here hate me :(
missing all the bad bitches that don't talk to me anymore
>>41925272yes this would make my head feel much better, thanks :)
b a l d
am i a slut if i don’t fuck but i wear short-shorts when i’m alone?
you’re a loser
well that much was already obvious. i post here (no offense to the rest of you, i’m the biggest loser)
>>41925556what kind of stupid question is this? why would wearing shorts make you a slut
i have slutty legs
>>41925569you’re absolutely not
>>41925572idk, lots of people conflate clothes & sluttiness>>41925575oh but i am
>>41925579stop making life about yourself
>>41925573wow... maybe you should have started with that?? put some pants on please, slut.
my penis is deformed
>>41925584prove it or i'll call you deformed penis larper for life
>>41925583that’s not me btw
>>41925583no i like walking around my house like this
>>41925597gimme like 3ish minutes
>>41925582i’m sorry
>>41925602oh, ok. i'll be killing myself shortly after posting this now. no, wearing shorts alone doesn't make you a slut, you silly bitch
>>41925638i’m sorry. i’ll kill myself too. gotta do it soon so it doesn’t ruin christmas too much
>>41925597https://unsee cc/album#pe9ykWKIkfffweird penis for your entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rca_I6cFrBAalcoholicmilfmoding
>>41925672
>>41925653yeah that's quite relatable. are you girl that posts train? if so please don't kill yourself until i do, your posts amuse me. if you're not that person... well... still don't kill yourself, i guess...
>>41925663
>>41925663it's alright
im so ugly
>>41925685i’ll do the thing i hate and confirm here that i’m me. i probably won’t have any more trains to post for a bit anyway, so it seems like a good time to finally do it
>>41925663little strange looking but i don't know if i'd say deformed... i guess i'll let you off the hook
gun or knife?
dusty nigga
>>41925747maybe a broom? a wet cloth, perhaps? clean your floor, maybe you could use the gun to make someone dust your home...
>>41925747a swiffer
>>41925724the tip stays flat when i get hard
god forbid it’s dusty under my mother’s bed
>>41925663I've seen way worse
>>41925713okay. i'll be holding out hope on seeing more before i'm dead. you'll totally know when i kill myself because i'll be dead... merry christmas! :)
>>41925747this is autistic but is that a ruger redhawk
>>41925785thank you for this lovely drawing of your flat penis, nona. i'll put this on the fridge right away!
is heineken fembrained?
i've resolved to buy nandrolone phenylpropionate and shoot approx 83mg a week for 12 weeks, so between 27 and 28 units every monday wednesday and friday. i'll keep you posted.
>>41925848i have no idea, i’m not into guns. they’re my mom’s or my brother’s
>>41925896godspeed frankenmoder
>>41923481How can I get my gf to girlmode? I want to take her out in public and love her but she won’t let me. I love her so much
dont ask me if im good i feel excellent
>>41925926well don’t use it retard
>>419258963. Why someone in that thread might try thisIn some online circles (esp. 4chan), people who don’t pass and feel very dysphoric sometimes:“Give up on feminization”Try to “salvage” their appearance by going for a muscular/androgynous male lookOr experiment with AAS because they believe testosterone “ruined” them alreadyNPP is often seen as a “gentler” AAS, but that is misleading — its androgenic metabolites (DHN) still act on the androgen receptor.
>>41925955are you good
>>41925966i mean, i know how to pull a trigger
>>41925988did you just gpt this
>>41925999yes i enter all your posted personal data into gpt
>>41925988extremely reductive, bordering on just plain wrong, as to be expected from AI.
>>41925995i didn’t call you a retard because you’re unskilled with firearms i called you a retard so you don’t shoot yourself
>>41925989yea i just said i feel excellent
>>41926015fitting since the poster that wants nandrolone is also extremely reductive, bordering on plain wrong, and generally retarded
>>41926015so what is it?
>>41926030well i am an unskilled retard, and thus should kill myself
>>41926043did your faggot ass bot ever consider that i am a PERVERT and if grow my biceps a whole inch in 12 weeks i'll fucking CUM?
>>41925889no corona is
>>41926057if that was the case you would be on fit not lgbt
>>41926072it's the same thing
>>41926057worst aap larp ever posted maybe you should just kill yourself since it might make people in your life happier
>>41926064blue moon too i think
>>41926064ok ill buy that next then>>41926078no lgbt is for trannies fit is for cis faggots and extreme androphilic hussies
>>41926054if that is a redhawk it’ll be engraved on the right hand side, and if i’m right you can’t kys
>>41926087i will not lower myself to argue with youi'll PROVE i'm not fucking around by taking objective before and after pics to show you mfers what's up
>>41926100is the alleged red hawk the revolver?
>you NEED to worship moids to be valid sweaty>why>because... you just NEED OKAY
>>41926124yeah
if ur not AAP ur not a real manmoder
>>41926123all you do is ruminate you will never amount to anything because it never feels as good as baiting strangers
>>41926127men are really cute before they die twink death
affirmation: i do not seek attention. attention seeks me.
>>41923481can i have just the littlest bit of fun before i'm shot?
>>41926156as i have said, i don't need to argue because i fully intend to provide objective proof. my actions will speak for themselves.
>>41926137is this the correct inscription? obviously it says ruger, but is the red hawk part the logo?
>>41926186i’m sorry to say but im…. wrong……….
>>41926186i wish you'd point that thing at me
>>41926186>truemoder thumbwhat are you orders, commander?
>>41926204stop flirting
>>41926197i get to kms!! yay!>>41926204sorry, i’m only pointing it at myself :3>>41926214>thumbhonit was over before it even began…
>>41926174see you back next week begging for attention with your pity party
put that thing away its not a toy
>>41926294yes, it’s the thing i’ll use to make my family’s life better long-term
deadly weapons are toys
put it away your scaring me
don’t worry, i’m gonna at least have sunday dinner with my grabdfather and help him get his tree out of the garage first. plus i should probably write my note
>>41926186dont kill yourself
what’ll you do if i do? kill me?
off work in 20 should i get chinese or crush up some glass and eat it for dinner
>>41926388depends. what kind of glass?
chinese!what’s your go-to chinese order? because i’m comically picky, i get sweet n sour chicken, then just don’t use the sauce and use ketchup instead. practically mcnuggets with chunks of chicken instead of ground chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm7c2FDb7jQsomeone else like brakence?
>>41926401it’s okay to have preferences anon, im not laughing at you
>>41926401i just pour a bowl of msg, season it with salt and sichuan pepper and eat it with a spoon
>>41926420i’m laughing at me, it’s okay. i’m ridiculous
>>41926400idk? the sand kind? it's a few wine bottles.>>41926401thank you for your input, ketchupmoder.
>>41926434>wineok fakemoder passoid
>>41926434ah, wine bottles? perhaps save for a bit of desert and go with the chinese for dinner...
good name for me. my family always joked they should buy me stock in heinz because of how much ketchup i use. there were times where i kept a ketchup bottle in one of the water bottle pockets of my backpack. friday night i didn’t grab enough ketchup packets at burger king but had some in my coat pocket to finish the job
>>41926333i don’t know what you’re going through but i hope you find peace
>>41926470awesome
posting boobs before i kms to ensure i leave a bad mark on the world
>>41923608evolution must have skipped over you
post boobs and then don't kys
yummy cones with hair on a wide chest so femme
>>41926475it’s just that i keep sabotaging my life and struggle to see a future where i don’t. asking for help feels like someone shooting their own foot every few weeks and trying to get help for it
>>41926458excellent idea, nona! you've saved my dinner plans. perhaps i'll have some fried rice with glass
>>41926507stop watching me
>>41926507since i shaved yesterday, my cones are mostly hairless. my chest feels super wide but my bideltoid is really narrow for my height so i assume my chest isn’t bad either
>>41926537the ribcage is larger on men than women when bideltoids are the same. but in reality it’s the hip breadth which determines the perceived bulkiness of the ribcage
god i hate
>>41926556damn, probably pretty fucked then. not gonna bother measuring though, i’ve got enough brainworms
>>41926525oh my...how positively scintillating a combination. you are quite the discerning gourmet indeed...
>>41926410i fw this HEAVY.
my calipers arent arriving for soooo long fuck my life
>>41926564men
>>41926593he was kinda cute too idk he hasnt dropped in a while:(
>>41926744real and true
>>41926744*one man
>>41926570sorry to disappoint but i'm eating my fried rice sans glass because i'm a coward afraid of the unknown
>>41926761wanna makeout>>41926812all of em
i hope that anon did not kill herself
>>41926830that's ok! glass is not for the untrained palate. or the human palate! hope the fried rice was yummerz
>>41926844idk nona, i barely know you>>41926873not yet, i haven’t done any of the things i said i should do first
>>41926913:/ its ok
>>41926955sorry :(
>>41926913you're never actually gonna do it, are you...
this town needs guns sounds pretty cool too
I wish i was fred astaire
>>41927018all but the note are happening in the next hour or two
will I regret not doing it?
>>41927070no you would regret doing it more
>>41927079ok thank you
>>41927043"next hour or two" you're so sloooow ugh...
god i’m so fat and ugly. everyone believes that i’m fat and ugly right? do you believe that i’m fat and ugly??
well skipping out on my weekly sunday dinner so last minute would be very rude
>>41927070suicide is retarded cause your body is still healthy i mean at least wait until youre 45 and completely spent first
>>41927103yes, you're fat and ugly. next question
>>41927103based on the average poster here who calls herself fat and ugly: no, you’re probably neither
>>41927103absolutely hideous in your corpulence, ma'am. no doubt about it
no responds when i say im fat and ugly but somebody mocks me and they get all the empathy i deserved instead. i truly am odious
>>41927110oh sorry I didn't mean suicide
>>41927144okay make your fat and ugly post and i'll respond
no but like i actually am i know you believe me already but it’s so much worse than you imagine. i’ve gained a bunch of weight this year (16lbs) and my starting weight was super high too. like 97. which i know, i know it doesn’t sound like much, but you haven’t even heard how tall i am (5’11”) so yes i was literally fat AND tall and somehow i gained even more weight. thankfully hrt has shrunk me a bit so i’m at least 5’10” now. gotta look on the bright side right anons? i’m wearing an ugly smelly shirt right now that smells like SHIT haha but i’d prove it to you if i could
ohh my god not again
>>41927155i’m 5’11 and 175. no one here thinks i’m fat. stop
>>41927155no, you're mistaken... it's not so much worse than i imagine, you are extremely fat and ugly in my mind. god, why did you even fucking post? now i'm thinking about your grotesque visage
am i being laughed at
whatever man fuck you guys
>>41927155get over it. also mail me your rancid shirt
post face or go bitch about how fat and ugly you are somewhere else oh wait you won't because this is all attentionwhore bait that i'm engaging with, killing myself posthaste
never posting face is proof of truemoding
i want a girlfriend :(
>>41927213i want a footjob :(
>>41927191idk anon i don’t know if my boyfriend would like that. he’s super protective of me and really hates when i get down on myself like this so i don’t want to make him even angrier. he’s sleeping now because we had sex and he blasted into me semenstyle which i guess makes men sleepy idk i started hrt before puberty so i never really got to experience having blasts… but yeah he’s asleep so maybe i could go to the post office before he wakes up. but the worker there always calls me a cutie and everyone in line takes turns bouncing quarters off my big fat ass so it’s kinda a time consuming trip…
one time i took acid and i was typing into my phone and then it became a bunch of eyes and i couldnt see what i was doing so i dropped it and went to another room but anyways im thinking about how i repeat that pattern and what it means
i want happiness for all those around me
>>41927235in that case send your shirt AND underwear straggot
peace and love in /mmg/
my dream mmg is everyone who's not an attentionwhore kills themselves so they're all left baiting each other for eternity
>sunday dinner & bring in christmas tree>write note>catch up on my manga>take aspirin>watch the new smiling friends episode>lay in the shower, watching a show i love, and slice open my wristssound like a good plan? for the impatient ‘moder, that does delay it by many many hours
>>41927108big fat piggy can't even finish the job before she's had her slop...
>>41927265slicing your wrists isnt lethal in like 99% of cases
why not do it right now, i don't really understand
>>41927264so you want me to not kill myself?
you guys are bad! this is a bad place and it’s so bad for moders
>>41927247lmao you’re funny stop flirting with me i’m ugly omg!!! i’d send you my underwear but what if you smell my juices on it >_< and are like.. able to tell that my parents paid for my srs..? life just isn’t fair for us manmoders!! like yes i used their money to pay for ffs too and even more of it for a boob job even though i didnt need one bc my tits were perfect desu, and yes i spent a little extra of it for taco bell yesterday night. so i know i’m at least a little lucky. but it’s still just not fair. what were we talking about?
>>41927289yes, i'll kill myself and you live. okay now tell me some lie you've made up for attention
>>41927301how is this fun for you or is it not about having fun
>>41927303i don’t think i really lie for attention here, other than one of my characters being egregiously fake but seemingly believed. i just have posted myself before which is also attentionwhoring probably
>>41927301ok I lol'd
>>41927265BUT YOU HAVE A GUN THOUGH, USE THE GUN
>>41927221hope you like ugly feet with ugly toes
if i was a youngshit i would be a real person instead of literally insane and hollow and i wouldnt have to be here
>>41927318i didn’t grab it in time, doubt i’ll get it again tonightplus this’ll be less traumatizing to see i think
>>41927318BUT USE IT ON ME FIRST
i hate it here so much im leaving
I'm completely normal and living a pretty decent life yet I'm still here. what does that say about YOU
having a dick is humiliating
>>41927331you're all faking normies passoids or that fucking close to passingthere's only one person that have ever posted here that's practically insane and hollow with nothing insideso go kiss your bf and shut the fucking phone down for once
think that says more about you than me
>>41927345i dont know i think the question would be what that says about
>>41927333uuuugh you're so bad at at this!!
>>41927335if i’m using it on someone else it’ll be in an awesome suicide by cop/fed plan, not some random other ‘moder who i don’t want dead
>>41927359i dont have a boyfriendi have never malefailedi have an extremely masculine face and body and demeanorim a neeti say and do insane things irl to see how people react because i idolize esther greenwoodmy life sucks dude i am not a normie
mmm...sweet neet meat
can the suicideanon just not do it and then give me head btw im so bored
>>41927359i don’t even look like i’m on e, i’m not passing or close to it
>i want to kill myself>you should have sex with me insteadwhy are transbians like this
>>41927393good chance i don’t do it, i’m a pussy and that’s why i didn’t kill myself 5 years ago. much worse chance i give you head
oh boy i really didn’t mean to bring the mood down in here! there just aren’t any other places where i can talk about how ugly and fat that i am and be taken seriously. it helps my brain to know that i’m complaining to people way uglier than me because like, you guys understand how it feels way more than me. so like it helps my anxiety to not worry too much about not being taken seriously. and don’t tell me to go to mtfg bc my f key literally broke so i have to copy and paste it from google by searching “letter that comes after A”, “letter that comes after that one”, on and on until i reach it… i’m just glad to have a place to call home
>>41927384yeahyeah ok, you're a (probably pretend) manmoderoh same, foreveri want people to see me as normal and try to play the normie, but i'm not normal in any way and people can see thatdoubt
>>41927405di you not like me? am j weird? is jt somethjng j said because i think ive been nice tk you for solong and it’s really unfair of yoh to di this to me im SO horny and male
>>41927405I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>41927408dumb dude just copy it once and use forever?even a racist pedo diesel drinking scum like me with 60 iq can see that
>>41927413im a manmoder a real life fenuine rape victim violated mentally disturbed formerly drug abusing and lifelong isolation victim manmoder. this is not a larp this is real man im ugly and fucking fat man
STOP GETTING BAITED
>>41927408your posts are too long, i lose interest halfway through reading them
>>41927408>my f key literally broke so i have to copy and paste it from google by searching “letter that comes after A”, “letter that comes after that one”, on and on until i reach it…this whole bit is trying too hard but this part specifically is a little funny
im going to die with embarrassment
>>41927426how do i do that? sorry i’m not like super computer literate X_X plus i’m stealth so i don’t want to learn more since i feel like knowing how to use a computer is pretty malebrained? idk i’m probably worrying too much, i have undiagnosed situational anxiety in situations that benefit me so it’s hard to know what’s real and what’s not. my dad is calling me to say that he loves me hold on one second
>>41927453>how to use a computer is pretty malebrainedstraight up misogyny
one time a guy on grindr asked if i was fake because i sent him an anglefag
>>41927430i'm sorry for you being raped, hope the perpetrator(s) burn in hell for eternityalso stop larping, i had to larp to be even close to normal while you ppl larp to seem slightly abnormal>>41927433lol welcome to 4chan, it's the fucking intent of this shitpile>>41927453stop being racist, you brown skinned paki bastard
i want an angelfag :3
i want an angel witchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oZpW3wyiWI
>>41927416i don’t know you
>>41927443i’m sorry anon my mind just tends to wander. i’ll try to keep it shorter for you in the future!! actually though sorry but i’m just really anxious now that you’re upset at me? can you just confirm that you’re not? i really didn’t mean to make anyone upset so i’m sorry if that happened this time or any of the other previous times. can you go through each time that i’ve talked and tell me if that particular post upset you or not? sorry for being needy, i’ve just gotten a lot of attention and nobody really dislikes me so it’s like always on the forefront of my mind lol. it’s just like i said my mind tends to wander sometimes. so can i just confirm that you’re not upset at me? like each time that i’ve talked? i feel like you might be mad so i just want to make extra sure!!
>>41927539>I'm just really anxious now that you're upset at me? can you just confirm that you're not?I act like this unironically btw
>>41927511does dressing up as angel devil from chainsaw man count?
>>41927494okay how can i convince you that im not larping i just have an inability to convey myself in any other way
whats a moder got to do to get a drink around here
just ask
i am the raped holy shit i look like a FUCKING MAN
I'll get ya something baby bird style
>>41927420>>41927433sorry for baiting. i genuinely do want to kill myself but like, if i were “good at it”, i wouldn’t be around to bitch about wanting to, y’know? and still, i might
>>41927539no i'm not upset, i also gave up halfway through this one>>41927557i'm reading your post and responding here have my attention, you're my favorite poster!!
i wish i were a
rapedmoder
i wish for a lot of things
mephedrone
i wish i had a big dick, double ds, and an ass that cause an earthquake
should I cut a bit
youre gay and ugly
i also wish you had an ass that could cause an earthquake
>>41927566you shouldn't care what the genuine lowlife manmoders think about you>>41927569knock on my door
>>41927654can you knock on my door and kill me?
>>41927597aw, really?? thank you, nona <3 I'm my favorite poster too!
>46in hips
>>41927650im also chinese and retarded
bitch writing a whole ass book bc she saw a twinkhon in mmg
>>41927596you better be sorry! ugh, nothing ever happens in these stupid threads...
i have 51 inch hips
>>41927471why are you engaging with the bait so sincerely but only on one point?
>>41927596just just don't. ok
I should get a mastectomy
>>41927696was the only thing i read
i should buy a boat
I have 100 inch hips I'm just humongously obese actually
>>41927712big fan of this one
>>41927724you sound like a horrific creature
>>41927683would it make you happy if i liveposted bleeding out?
>>41927724you sound like a bit of a pawg
>>41927732well actually maybe I should get ffs
my hips are too big I genuinely have difficulty buying clothes
>>41927757is pawg a slur?
>>41927749it would, so you better not be baiting me again here...
>>41927749I'd rather you didn't
post ass?
>>41927769>>41927771getting some conflicting answers
>>41927768quite the opposite, especially if you like large pale women as I have occasionally been known to partake in. and I NEVER say slurs because I'm FUCKING NICE.
isnt pawg like a twitch thing
struggling to not pass out from getting so hard at the thought of a pawg
>>41927738I am I was genetically spawned as a complete insult to the natural world by evil scientists actually
>she doesn’t know about the pawg slur discourse
>>41927801pog is the twitch thing. pawg is “phat ass white girl”
>>41927791bare minimummoder
if you are a white girl with a phat ass, you are a pawg. no slur involved. unless you think having a phat ass is socially disadvantageous, or if you think calling someone white is a slur. or if you don't like being a girl
>>41927825ohhhh it’s pog ok ty!! what does jebaited mean?
>>41927849i think it means you're a 30 year old white guy
>>41927839would you have me prostrate myself upon your doorstep and proffer my life savings unto you? what would you will me to do? and who whould you will me be? what is beyond the bare minimum that would sate your sensibilities?
>>41927844i believe the rationale was something along the lines of (since it’s originally like, a porn search term) “if you’re into big asses but specifically filtering out women of color, isn’t that racist?”. the discourse was actually “is pawg racist”, but “is pawg a slur” is a funnier thing to say
>>41927867damn. accurate though
i’m a 23 year old white guy (girl) (guy)
pawg (derogatory)
>>41927895it's okay... i'm right there with you :(
if someone called me a pawg in a derogatory way, that would be a little hot
>>41927888woah...trips of racial sensitivity education...wait, so it's insensitive against black people? is that it? I didn't even think of that, seems a bit nonsensical. I'm black and I just prefer people with extremely pale skin. pawg as a slur is most amusing indeed, however
>>41927917depawgatory
what about foreplay where you two misgender each other and the first to get dysphoric tops
hot
>>41927938eh. it was always just a silly twitter discourse even most progressives didn’t take seriously. i think there’s some merit to the idea but it’s also so inconsequential
how about the first one to get dysphoric bottoms so she can just lay there face down and dissociate
>>41927938>I'm black and I just prefer people with extremely pale skinoh I'm sure
there's a black person here
even hotter
>>41927973are you scared
>>41927971lame
>>41927993fine, fuck you then >:(
>you will jack off to phat women of color ass right now or you're racist
>>41927972is this a stereotype I'm not aware of
>>41928005unironically this
>>41927665what about i knock and then give you a hug?
>>41927991yes
what if I want a woman of color to jack off to my phat ass right now?
>>41928021a hug keeps me alive :/
>>41928029it would behoove you to post ass posthaste
>>41928016not exactly a stereotype, I just keep noticing how I never see non white transbian dating another non white transbian, they always date white ones
>>41928059don’t fall for it, i posted ass here once and got made fun of
>>41928065probably because there's like 10 non white transbians
>>41928027I'm not going to hurt you...pspspspsps
>shave my face>that irritates the skin and the follicles turn red for three days
>>41928083this is why i shave my face every other day instead of daily. i used to do every 4 days, but when i stopped i noticed how bad my facial hair gets in days 2 and 3
>>41928065perhaps your sample is somewhat biased? my first transbian relationship was with a filipino girl and before that I dated a black cis girl. but then again, I don't have any substantive evidence either
>>41928059nice try but there are no women of color here
>>41928068I would NEVER make fun of a pawg
>>41928133i don’t think my a is very p :(
>>41928140I don't remember seeing it and therefore cannot corroborate your claim :( I'm sure it's fine, though
anyone else jerkingoff rn? would be nice to know there’s someone out there
jerking off to pawgs right now
>>41928167whatcha jerkin to
peace and love to all pawgs on this fine sunday
voice training for the first time in ever and immediately getting punisjed by god w a chest infection fuck ass god
>>41928167my dick doesn't work and I don't feel any pleasure using it
pimplymanmoder butt
>>41928181blessings upon you anon
>>41928194getting one last crank outta last week’s tummy tuesday :^)
>>41928269daaaaamn we MUST do tummy tuesday again. with certainty
wonder if the girl with the bruise on her tummy is here, i've busted to her picture like 8 times
bump
i want to molest bumpmoder
let's tie her up and touch her insane style
>>41928044idkdoes it really?let's be honest here pal, a hug is a mere temporary physical pressure, with some potential sociological reactions...but let's not be weird about stuff like that, a murderer could hug you, dine you, then get his* rocks of seeing your bulging eyes while manually strangling you.... and that takes effort.i just talked about a hug tho.
>>41928354we need way more people she has 2 hands and could have a third hole
(* his not from being weird or anything but from actual facts, it's men that are murderous freaks, the women are like 1/1000 as they are weak)fuck i hate men... but just the freaks and murderers so like 1/100 of men, the rest are fine and hot :D
I'm so lonely
hey me too
stop flirting
>>41928388damn, you're right...we need at least 4 people...
see ya next time…
>>41928448>>41928452why not make friends with each other
im really shy
>>41928301that’s me. i did not think my tummy was that attractive to anyone
>>41928543well... i liked it enough to do that
trip on doxxmoder
>>41925474to find a high paying job and an apartment in a city i've never been to before 2 months is pretty short
>>41928262thanks anon, I came to bambidoe will probably go again too
it’s not doxxing, you’re just fucking retarded
>>41928575whats your problem? thats not me retard
>>41928592may you bust with the intensity of a thousand suns
such a fucking mistake telling any doctor ur taking e. now every problem you have has to be related to that somehow, fuck ur retarded
my life isn't retarded :(
>>41926507fml
sorry i was talking about me i just felt it would be narcissistic to type i so much
but... we're all here for you, nona
they took over mmg, I hate this place, where do I go now
leif rogers please the shoulders i cannot carry them much longer
dead chat xD
>>41928940no ur not people r mean to me here :(
bumpmoder we're going to fucking GET your ass
bumpmoder is about to get totally violated in previously unknown ways.
>>41928951who's they
>>41928962i'll be nice to you! you don't need anyone else but me :)
grandfather told me to not bring the christmas tree today :/
>>41928982but you won’t get like, bored of me and make me regret ignoring everyone after you leave, right? that’d be xtra mean :(
>>41929003no! of course not, silly! how could i get bored of someone so special :)
i wish i werent a brute freakhon
>>41928359i just meant that a hug doesn’t kill me, not that it keeps me going
>>41929021omg im smiling so much rn.. can you sit in the bathroom while i shower so we can keep talking
>>41928978I don't understand why you boymoders took over this placeI haven't seen any of the manmoders post here
>>41929058of course! why would i leave your side?
>>41929077meds
>>41928560well, if i do actually slice my wrists open tonight, i’ll make sure to throw a tummy post into my live posting of my death. and if i don’t, maybe i’ll participate in tummy tuesday in 2 days
bitches be flirtingfuck my forever alone retarded life. why did I convince myself I didn't deserve companionship
>>41929120yea is there any way to undo that
>>41929131killing myself
>>41929131find love
>>41929089you can get in.. if you want…. there’s only enough room for one of us to stand in the water though and i get really cold so i’ll probably have to stand in it the whole time
>>41927318okay i got the gun again, i’ve just gotta find ammo. pretty sure there’s lots in the gun safe though
>>41929113i'm not sure how ethical it would be for me to jerk off to such a thing. completely unrelated from me being attracted to you, i do hope you don't hurt yourself
>>41929174okay maybe i’ll just post my tummy and then not live post the suicide so you don’t know?
>>41929150that sounds good! you can stand in the water while i wash your hair :)
did anyone else love megalopolis
literally enraptured by this
>>41929184no, it's too late... i got turned off by the thought of you hurting yourself so i wouldn't be able to jerk off anyways
>>41929174
>>41929216yeah... kind of
>>41929211i’m sorry. if i don’t kill myself i’ll make sure to post tummy every tuesday, just for you o7
>>41929216I look like this and say this
>>41929191ow, hey! ur being a little too rough.. not that i don’t like it….but get the conditioner out first ok?
>>41929251sorry! you just make me want to be a little rough :)
what kinda conditioner do you use? i use native, and i’ve got some vo5 that i was using to cowash while trying to do the curly girl method, but now that i think my hair looks better without it, its pretty much just used as shaving cream for my legs
you faggots are seriously going to make me kill myself why does no one ever randomly start flirting with me
try randomly flirting with someone, they may flirt back
it's very easy, you can literally just start flirting with anyone. hitrate is over 80%
you don't get it. i want someone to randomly start flirting with ME, this thread is ropefuel
your comments are shooting ropes fuel
i’m sorry that was crude of me
it’s ok i forgive you
can we kiss to make it better?
don't even care at this point. whatever. just shoot your fucking ropes on me i hate this place
i’m sorry, i’m doing my best, i’m just that i get flustered talking to pretty people :(
yeah sure we can kiss. but i fall in love really easy, is that ok?
>she thinks i’m not already in love
>>41929401i'm not pretty and your best is saying i'm shooting ropes fuel??
>>41929428wait have i been flirting with someone else too? i’m sorry
>>41929437yes. you blew your load and immediately cheated on me. this is what i get for asking to be flirted with, fuck my stupid life
three(?) way thing going on here, could be good
bumpmoder gangbang tmw?
dibs on bumpmoder mouth
>>41929466oh FOR SURE. bumpmoder's getting fucking stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey
>>41929452if it makes you feel any better, i did not cum at all
USB
>>41929486i hope you never cum again
>>41929526would be pretty easy if i did kill myself
look at those ridiculously estrogenized white girlish fingers
>>41929550this picture is so festive, i love it
handjob now
>>41929564i think white is the only accurate description there
>unfortch clawsi think about this often
>>41929570thanks ! :) we’ve been doing garland in the doorways for a while, a few years ago we switched from drilling hooks into the top (which always felt stupid to me) to tension rods. i get to put them up since i’ve got moidheight :^)>>41929571should’ve asked last weekend when i gave myself a hon manicure
>>41929577>hands of a fakemodershouldn't you be outside spreading christmas cheer or something?
>>41929577>zero vascularity>extremely soft looking>non-chopped cuticlesyou have GIRLISH FINGERS
>>41929600wow thighs looking like a damn snack too
>>41929582i feel bad that doxxmoder got told that :( i don’t even think she had “bad” hands, but tbdesu i don’t really remember them one way or the other
>>41929582I don't even remember the hands standing out but whoever said that probably knocked her self-esteem down a point or so. nothing you can really do about hand size besides wearing long sleeves or whatever
>>41929607i have had some horrifically dry, rough, and cracking hands throughout the years. i’ve just gotten much better about consistently using lotion>>41929611i have to imagine my thighs only look good to people into men
>>41929615>>41929628deserved it desu
>>41929643what is your fucking problem desuka
>>41929628yeah it sucks, because the next unsee she posted she drew over her hands and wrote “unforch claws” over them :(
>>41929635yeah, same. I used to have kind of badly dried hands, started using a lot of sugar scrubs to soften them up
>>41929635yeah i’m pan
i'm evil and a bad person who only hurts other people and i need to be shot and killed in public to be made an example of
next: >>41929660
>>41929699could be kind of erotic
>>41929707please please please do i need to be hatecrimed and put in my place (it won't make me cum but others might shoot ropes to me getting shot because everyone loves karmic justice)
>>41929790i hope you don’t get hatecrimed :(
