>be me>straight guy>friend with lesbian girl since middle school>watch her grow, mature, and get a gf>she gets married>she mentions wanting kids>tell her I'm there for whatever she needs>she thanks me and seems very happy>go home, eagerly waiting for her to call me>six months pass, she didn't call>suddenly she tells me she had IVF and she's pregnant nowWTF? I've been her friend for 15 years, I told her I would help her out, abd she still preferred to get pregnant with some random donor's sperm?What's wrong with my sperm? Did she think my DNA wasn't good enough for her kid?I'm deeply hurt
>>41927176Height and race?
>>41927186173cm. white (celtic)
>>41927192>5’8Oof, that’ll do it. Sorry OP.
>>41927209she's shorter than me
>>4192717647 pairs is to many pairs. You will get sick.
>>41927228And? You’re not a woman, right? So she’s not comparing you against women. She’s comparing you against other men and you are a little, little man. This is undesirable. She wants TALL offspring.
>>41927234*too
>>41927176Nigger did you think what we've been saying is a joke? Did you think we were being sarcastic?CHADSCOCKONLYno matter how much you please a woman emotionally to be with her, she will always want to be impregnated by CHADS COCK ONLY
>>41927192>white (celtic)This is worse than the height.
>>41927276Two
>>41927176did you want her to ivf with your sperm, or did you want to do it the old fashioned way?
>>41927274>>41927294She likes WOMEN!!! her gf is shorter than me!!!! so why shouldnI care what other men look like? I'm not competing against men.Also, we don't know the height of the sperm donor
>>41927176did you ever even specifically bring it up to her?
>>41927302how so? also I'm native. I live in a celtic country>>41927311both are hot. my plan was masturbating and then putting it in right before cumming, so she'd have the least amount of uncomfortable time possible
>>41927314>I'm not competing against men.Yes you are. Female brains will always put CHADS COCK above yours because they see you as a side guy, not a person to impregnate her.
>>41927326I hinted it very strongly>>41927337she didn't get chad cock, she got chad syringe at the most
>>41927314Why would she want her child to be short? Lesbians find tall women attractive and straight women find tall men attractive. Whether she has a son or a daughter, it would be bad.
>>41927354when you have a child you don't think about whether they will get laidyou don't hold a baby in your arms and think about them doing the dirtysorry your strawman didn't work anon
>>41927462>he isnt planning out his kids entire life before having itngmi your kids are gonna end up on this board
>>41927462>when you have a child you don't think about whether they will get laidAbsolutely we do. That's why you'll never have kids. I'd 100000% rather birth a half Asian baby girl than an Asian boy. If my son was a HAPA he'd live a life of misery and loneliness as no girl will ever want to fuck him. But if it was a baby girl she'd be taken care of and fucked silly by any guy.Id only birth a baby boy if he was White. But White women only go for CHADS COCK.
>>41927176LARP
>>41927234we are only 3 people. one pair of lesbians and me, who is single
>>41927176if this isnt larp youre actually clinically insane for assuming she ever considered letting you be the donor
>>41927176the fact that you're this upset and that you mention "hinting at it very strongly" suggests to me she understood and was disgusted by the implication that you wanted to impregnate her, that you were getting off on the ideaI don't think that this was a case of you not being "good enough" for her, it's more like.. For a woman, having a baby with a guy ties her to him and gives him some level of power over her. She was grossed out by the implication that you were so enthusiastic about this because she's a lesbian, so she sought IVF with some guy she doesn't know to avoid the entire situationthat's just how it reads to me though
>>41927562I thought this was a scat webm by the thumbnail
>>41927562we're friends though>>41927567nah man. I'm a feminist. I'd never do that to her
>>41927577how does a cat eating corn look like scat to you? seek help
>>41927600The fact that you're so upset with her making her own decisions about her fertility suggests to me that you're more of a feminist in theory than in practice, but whatever helps you sleep at night
>>41927625I'm not upset, I'm just hurt. It's obviously her choice, but I thought she was going to choose me.I suspect her gf may have convinced her to do IVF instead, she's a unsufferable whore tbqh
>>41927600>I'm a feminist-2/10At least try to make it believable
>>41927612It looked like a fatty, gooey yellow shit and I couldn’t make out what the rest was so I just assumed it was eeking out of someone’s butthole.>seek helpI feel like people say this too often and that it has lost all meaning. This is a very dramatic thing to say given how nonserious this situation is.
>>41927662idk man, really all I'm hearing is>I feel entitled to her womb because I was "nice" to hera real friend would just be happy for her that she and her gf are going to be parents
>>41927567>>41927625>>41927745why are you demonizing me and making me the bad guy?you don't even know me and you're assuming I'm the antichrist. Maybe work on your anger issues
>>41927788have you considered the possibility she did nothing wrong and you're just a creep for being upset about this?
>>41927836I'M NOT UPSET, I'M HURT!!!!LEARN TO FUCING READ NIGGER
>>41927836OP did nothing wrong either other than have feelings
>>41927863upset and hurt are synonyms. they're the same thing. How about this:have you considered the possibility she did nothing wrong and you're just a creep for feeling hurt by this?wow, so fucking different.
>>41927897Maybe you should lurk more until your English gets better, ESL anon
>>41927948AHHHHYOU FORGOT TO CHANGE YOUR LANGUAGE YOU FUCKIGN RETARD>ESL anonlmfaoooooooooooo projection projection projection
>>41927970I'm not ESL, I am C2 in English. That's native level.I wasn't trying to hide I'm not from the US, I said I'm from a celtic region before.but yeah, maybe learn English words better before you start discussing their meanings on an English speaking forum
>>41927948>hurr but the AI said there's a difference in the words!!!>hurr you're ESL!No, you're just a retard trying to convince himself he's not an asshole by splitting hairs.Nothing that you've said changes the thrust of my argument - if you were actually a feminist and a good friend, you'd just be happy for her, here.You wouldn't have had any expectations of her to begin with.She deserves better friends, that's all I'll say. I'm leaving this bait thread.
>>41928047>having feelings is patriarchyI'm glad you're leaving. Good riddance
