Mtfg.You know the drill.Hows your tuesday going? Looking forward to anything this week?
>>41950172No, it's all stressful, I had to clean up literal shit because my sister bought a dog randomly, let it crapped in front of my bedroom door and refuses to clean anything even though I'm terrified of them (I didn't had a choice, her and my family knows I got assaulted by one as a kid but they've never cared), and now I'm pretty sure my family are starting to catch on that I'm on HRT now so I'm probably going to be kicked out sooner than later, life sucks :(
Looking forward to her responding
>>41950255caan i kill them for u?pls?
thoughts?Im thinking 'amor vincit omnia'
yeeeesssssssssssdieying threaed
>>41950316>>41950356Idk, sure? I'm in a bit of a daze rn from everything, I'm scared that if certain family members finds out then I might actually get murdered, I already got stabbed just from being suspected of being gay, this'll be a whole other thing with them
>>41950172no, I guess, but just art things I guess...tuesday is okay ig
>>41950536oh dang now i actually wanna kill them i know how to make no one investigate
>>41950172its chill we stay doing voice training which is delicious self harm
entertain me homos
this is a threat
I find theewanting....
alright alright ill post a post damngotta decide which is more gud..need time to order so it can be under the tree for a few days
Why are you all fat and ugly? Just stop eating you fat hog.
>>41951311I prefer the right one. Open topped handbags make me schizo that someones going to knick my shit
>>41951361it's got a zip!!
>>41951372Ok thats a bit better i guess
talk to each other in real life you losers
Hi, what's the difference between a trans and a sissy that's just really dumb and has an extra small penis?
>>41950172it's not going very well, though it's mostly my fault because of the whole thing of me spirallingthough i'm coming to almost 7 days without eating anything thus far i think i'm proud of that
>>41950172What are peoples thoughts on Natasha Berridge for FFS?Who should I be looking at in Europe for FFS? I've seen Qassemyar but I have no idea where to really start looking and I want to get it booked in asap
>>41950172Got my hair buzzed off againI really liked the length it was at before, too
>>41951394there is no difference we're all just here to goon friend>>41951389the ness person demanded posts and this is what you get >>41951419whos that i dont recognize the name but im not especially knowledgeable>europeseveral ppl itt have gone to facial teami forget where frogiona went but she had great results at another surgeon and snew went to the french one and got great results too>>41951420how long was it, mine was down to my hip bone before i got it cut the other day
>>41951311cute, right>>41951348but my wife keeps feedint me soop oooughhgh :3
How come trans look like this? Do you even try to look like women?
>>41951516roman emperor hair lmaoet tu twinkdeath at 23
>>41951516how'd you get my holiday videos?
>>41951516mfg my Mum was showing me trans women she knew earlier (2 of them) and both were like 50+ lateshit hons who couldn't dress for shit.Actually, the look on her face when I started breaking down exactly how they don't pass was kinda sad and I'm not even that knowledgeableAnyway, this person just looks like a GNC guy. When I'm not trying (basically constantly since I don't pass for shit) I just wear guyclothes.>>41951483I'd seen someone say facial team botched theirs, and can be kinda conservative, so I'm hesitant to go with them.Berridge is UK-based (which is why I doubt anyone will have heard of her), but I'd be able to get a consult fairly soon (which might be a red flag, but her work on IG looks pretty good.
>>41951516et tu honnus?ci vie lu plei uhhh agp?
>>41951591yeh they love that shittry having 4 sisters
>>41951625It's just depressing, like I tried showing her images of at least semi-passing/passing women but she still tells me stuff like she "doesn't want my face to change that much" etc.At least she's supportive, even if I think she just views us as like third gender weirdos. Also she hugboxes me constantly while literally still he/him'ing me (which I don't correct because I don't pass but come on)
>>41951591sadly no matter what surgeon you look at they'll have somebody they've botched or claiming itis more of a % game of satisfied versus unsatisfied you can check out r/transgender_surgeries and then there's a website where people show before/afters but i forget what it is at the moment>Berridgeyea idk them but imo the face deserved prestige treatment options insofar as you can afford or qualify to borrowworth it to go to somebody that's got an established rep and has a reasonably low chance of fucking you up>>41951591>both were like 50+ lateshit hons who couldn't dress for shittrue i do know your mom
>>41951516Rick flaire level hon, nearly as much as myself
>>41951647yeah sounds greaat kkystext me when her friends raep you
feeling decidedly shit
lia when are you gonna make elfy into a real valid girl and pay for her operation
>>41951591lazying the question heres what i get back>>41951849wdym me first
>>41951516>try to look like womenIt's (mostly) all in the attitude anon
>>41951881>using AI for anythinggut wrenching cringe
>>41951974im ok with that dw
dinkpenits
been feeling a bit under the weather. i work in the cold so i often have a runny nose, which via nasal drip has ravaged my throat like a parisian car bumper. Felt very scratchy and dry for the last few days but its clearing up. I'll pop some musinex and keep chugging along like I always do. I can't wait to quit this job some day
>>41952028no retunds onupened caskets
>>41951591
lia out here being the 'just google it' except he's plugging it into chatgpt and sceencaping the results. fuck this gay earth ong
seems like a decent digest to meh8 h8 h8gl anon
merry Tuesdays mtfgtoday I played videogames and experienced regret catatonically. I also sent someone art over discord>looking forward to anything this weekelectrolysis on Thursday !>>41950356I hated this painting at first but I think I kind of like how grotesque it is. it's like if someone took an unflattering photograph of the classical subject
>>41952061Anon are you okay?? your face is drooping.... more than usual, I mean.
>>41952088thx, pretty much what I found, there's like 2 in France I want to have a look at as well and idk if facialteam just has more bad reviews because of a vastly higher number of patient outcomes over actual malpractice (as you said in >>41951655)Money isn't ~that~ big a worry but I don't wanna spend like twice as much as I need to for obvious reasons.>>41952152I don't like chatgpt but I'm not that fussed, I just refuse to use it myself>>41951659I'm not surrounding myself with john 50s I'm like 24 and don't know how to hugbox
FAGGOT
>>41952189what games
why is one of my boobs bigger than the other ive been on hrt for a couple months shy of a year 19.5 bmi
>>41952213https://youtu.be/Zg3q6qW2aKowhat you bench like three plates? damn.
how do i stop my boobs from looking lobsided? is it the curse of the male ribcage? they point in opposite directions
>>41952468yeh p much
is this stupid for my grindr bio
Got a message from a stalker telling me that my family is abusing me and im not getting any younger so I should break off my current relationship and get with them. It actually made me so angry that im still thinking about it. Like yeah I'm not getting any younger, huh? Like jeez im not serving cunt or w/e but I still have my pride
>>41952847Yeah. You sound absolutely abysmally unfun. You want to sell yourself as a good partner while still being honest and modest.
>>41952963:(
>>41950172it's going okay but it could be betterI enjoyed the sun and went to this local trans support group and I got the name of another pretty transfem there; it was nice hearing about different people's lives and perspectivesI wanted to see one of my old friends today who is hard to contact and I called and he might be available thursday? I need his cute autistic ramblings to make me forget anything that could be bothering me
>>41953101they don't get it. your profile is fine, this is how you get a controlling narcissistic guy who will use you up and throw you away. that's what you want right?
>>41952900gonna regret this in 5 years when you're wash up and nobody wants you
>>41953481>thnk gotcha
>>41953481Thats fine. I dont really care about anything.
>>41952189ew>>41952191thats mrs drooping face to you mr cold miser
>>41953583thats Ms Mr cold miser to you Mr Mrs drooping face
>>41953281no i want a nice boy
>>41953592lesbians got bored of you already? mr ms cold miser?
I want the doomsday market crash to happen sooner rather than later it'll be a lot of fun to peep
>>41953615dont like lesbians- bitter folk. men are nice enough.
>>41953648Sounds a little bitter to dislike people based on their sexial orientation lol
>>41953667why not? everyone's doing it here anyhow.if you want the real answer you gotta try a little harder than that
>>41953672Okay. Enjoy your opinion.
>>41953648skill issue lmaao
imma pop a perkie :3
>>41953602oh, well try being less pathetic. save pathos for the bedroom.
Can one of you record a vocaroo saying "I'm a little anime sissy UwU"Please I promise to never ever be transphobic again if you do that.
>>41953774:) :) :))))
>>41952324aimlabsneon whiteboard game>>41953583I'm sorry. I should figure out how to make spoiler images
>>41950172the measurement from the bottom of my lip to the bottom of my chin is 41mm, it's over isn't it?
what the fuck I don't even need ffs for my chin it's actually smaller than average female chin in terms of height....
woNder if she had sex AGAIN..............eWwwwWWWWw
my chin always looks massive in photos, lens distortion really was raping me.
I am so fucking ecstatic on trooning out, I started in July and I look the same now but I know the magic of hormones is working in the background. One fine day I'll be a pretty girly COCKSUCKER
>>41954885you are absolutely REVOLTING ew man, EW
>>41954885WOW NICE JOBfuck yeah
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhARGGG
what do you guys reckon as the absolut best job in the world? id say F1 driver after many thoughts
i hate doctor's appointmentslike just put the meds in the bag man I'm already embarrassing myself
>>41955017Dopamine button tester
>>41955068i think thats just called being a heroin addict and it doesnt look so fun
>>41954958bpdemon
its not dopamine that you want to chase, its serotonin dopamine is immediate, you get it when you eat chocolate or scroll tiktokserotonin is the real shit, thats what you get when you finish your homeworks or after doing exercise roughly >>41955099god i hate them so MUCH
>>41955133we never wanted to talk about makeup and voicetrain, those are hon topics, we dont need to discuss iti think you're mono or something like this and you are seething it could be fine, im seething too for examplebut i seethe with grace and humor you seethe miserably
sneethement and saltations, marshfriends :3
gm trangenders
>>41955428greetings futanri motherfigure
>>41955557w-wat
>>41955604I did a 4chan
>>41955428no, no, no, NO
... yes then
Why would you troon a man before throwing him out of the plane?
For fucks sake... SHEEN! You can just eat, I don't know... A fucking apple? A glass of water? WEIRD idea! And I know already, now you're going to sad post "boo hoo, nobody likes me because I've had" - no, nobody likes you because you FUCKING DON'T IMPROVE ONE. FUCKING. BIT.Ever since I've been here in 8 fucking years when my life went to shit, and I crawled out of the gutter over and over again, you have been here eating shit all the time, putting your fucking money towards a fucking graphics card. Because you know, that's exactly what you need right now. A fucking graphics card to sit more on your fucking ass and play fucking video all day. While shoving fucking burgers down your fucking hole. Right? Fuck.I'm trying to like you, quit making it impossible. Please. Like a fucking clockwork. Sheen, nobody is fucking angry at you for posting about fucking foods. People are angry at you for wasting money on graphics cards, video games. Fast food. A car, as I've been recently told. Instead of you selling the car, getting some fucking vegetables. Eating your fucking veggies, drinking some fucking water for once in your life (without added sugar I might add) And I don't know sell your fucking car get a fucking bike.Like, yes, you are depressed. Wow. 90% of us are fucking depressed. 90% of us have some fucking mental issue we deal with. Yes, we are here to support you. But you don't want support. You just want a fucking pity party. About poor old fat sheen. Who will never be liked. Nigga You look like a fucking middle aged woman. And you do fuck all with it. It's infuriating, it is sadOh, and I'm not done yet. Sheen. We've been over this for like, how many years? Like fuck? I've been fucking pre op. I had a fucking dick when you started posting here. And what changed? What did you do in all those years? Fucking nothing.You did nothing. Despite people constantly offering you help, offering you advice, constantly offering you to do shit for you and WITH you.
related i had a crumpet for breakfast with butter and jam yum
>>41956605jam is evil you should have put cheese on it
sorry for the "upsetting" of thy ego maybe pursue ur own happiness for once?
>>41950172>mtfg>magic the fucking gathering building a powered down Varolz to play with this cute boy tonight x
>>41956684but i wanted a sweet thing??
>>41956897lame and gayI throw cheese slices at u
>ur own etcnah i'll stay on the parasocial stuff
mango monster zero ultra and the penjamin breakfast of champions
>>41956909ill never get that desu like...idk w/e
>>41950172pretty good, went to a trans support group yesterday, didn't really speak to anyone, felt kinda lost tbqh but it's given me confidence to go to those sorts of things again (which is a step in the right direction), big fan, big progress
>>41950172I've been having a hell of a week now that uni stuff is wrapping up. Overall doing pretty good although I've been yearning really really badly... It's embarrassing but whatever I love my stupid tranny life :]
cant deal with peoplecant deal with loneliness
>>41957010Have you tried drugs?
>>41957020fun for a while
>>41957024I don't really know what else to do
>>41957010damn i could deal with that cookie tho
>>41957048kys maybe
>>41957136This is honestly the plan because life is not going well
>>41957010hedgehog dilemma issue
>>41956945i recently got rejected from a support group caus I have ptsdsucks
>>41957201thats for teenagerswhen you're old you're more like a bacteria
trips and i eat something todayalso uh hi everyone silly question but is it wrong to have plushies? im worried it might be kind of paedophile coded
>>41957301plushies are permitted but you need to stop fucking kids anon
>>41957307i dont fuck kids thoughbut um thanks for confirming the plushies are okayalso thank fuck i didnt get trips i dont have the energy to actually cook something rn
>>41957301its cringe codedyou dont fucking need plushiesyou need to grow up retard
>>41957243what>>41957269speak for yourself desu I'm still an hedgehog>>41957301it is a bit, my mum never let me have them bc she associates them with bpd and anorexia, both of which I have a history of lol. if a guy gets a boner seeing you play them then that's a red flag though
>>41957358no, you are LITERALLY me
>>41957353supporting this position i am cringe coded and i enjoy plushies
>>41957358oh you seem friendly
what's a good meal to cook to impress a guy I need this fucking dude to see me as wife material when he comes back
>>41957676a well cooked chicken and roasted potatoes and greens says it all
>>41957676protip you can ask what foods have helped them feel safe or that they've had as a reward growing up after you get an answer follow up with whether it's something that their parent cooked at home, if it was that one is off-limits until you get their recipe
>>41957243damn wtfif anything that should be further cause for them to let you inI hope you find another group or whatever anon :(
>>41957676if you're not really the best at cooking (like me) you typically can't go wrong with pasta dishes, they're pretty hard to fuck up because you can just put bullshit in them and they typically turn out nice enoughbut i'd second >>41957802 in that getting an understanding for what kind of foods are important to them is always good. but absolutely 120% do not do it if it's something their parents cooked and you don't have the recipe that never seems to get mentioned and it's vitally important
>>41957809apparently theyre not equipped to deal with my issues but im guessing they just dont like me
>>41957771not a bad ideaaa>>41957802I would totally ask him thay but he'd catch on I wanna surprise him >>41957831I'm actually pretty good at cooking. I know what he likes generally though we haven't talked about food much in our years together. Maybe something spanish since we both have a pretty strong spanish heritageProbs staying away from the mama stuff for sure though xd
>>41957860>I'm actually pretty good at cooking. aww thats a fantastic skill to have!!spanish stuff is interesting though actually i suppose a part of it depends on what kind of stuff you have to cook with reallyi think one thing i'll recommend is maybe avoiding the tapas approach because it's a lot of effort to manage everything at once if you're not careful about it and like it tends to work out way better serving-wise for four or more peopleanecdotally i'd also caution against paella but that's mostly because you need to use a particular kind of rice or you run the risk of it either burning or going soggy but like. if you could nail a paella that also goes down so well. though it does admittedly again run into serving issues because it's super filling
>>41957902I'd have to be a psycho to attempt tapas on my own lol Thanks for the advice!! I'm still kind of a noob to this area
>>41957959it's all good! sorry i can't be more help with stuff but like i say i'm absolutely dogshit at cooking lol i wouldn't want others eating anything i makebut yeah best of luck! hope it goes well for you! admittedly i think most people would just appreciate you putting in the effort to cook something in the first place, try not to make anything too stressful and you'll be fiiine
>>41957676Steak, if you can cook it well to their taste its a guaranteed way to get dicked that evening. High risk tho, easy to fuck up
>>41957996I watched hells kitchen nonstop for like a year and ever since ive wanted to be a cookfagthank u nona u rock ill try not to worry about it too much he loves me unconditionally I just wanna give more of an impression I'd be a good wife>>41958015I'm not bad at steak or roast. If all else fails I can do a mean trip tip before I get the ti-
she's busy sinning
Why did mono piss her bed so much and live in filth?Did she try to mark her territory with pee?
>>41959036no idea who this is but her teeth are really weird and smalllil baby teeth
>>41959057It's our resident rapehon chaser, cheater, rapist and samefagging liar Mono aka Tess. Remember that name she might come and try to piss in your bed next.
>>41959090I plan on instantly forgetting that name why should I give a fuck
>>41959157>"G-GUYS ITS AI... AND UH... EDITED... AND BEFORE FFS!">t. MonoHAHAHAHAHA
Does Grindr even work for like early transition / manmoders?.can I find another 20 something manmoder to share the pain with?
hey back off IM the only one that pisses in MY bed ok
>>41959353i piss in your bed too
after a year of the silly blue goobers im switching to injectionssss YEEEEEEESSSlife is so good
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>41959792this is what i imagine their sex life as no cap
live reaction
>>41959671omg this is such a silly kot can i save
>>41959825Always
>>41959792Val wishes (s)he was there.
>>41959863mono is repulsive
Someone actually asked to read my romance novel holy crackers were so back im so quirked up and pogging tf out
>>41959989share your smut with the class anon
>>41950172>qotta bit shit to be honest considering it's wednesday and i'm not really looking forward to muchi hope everyone else is having a better time than me though :)
tried going up from like 53kgs to 60kgs cuz I wanted to weight cycle but I can't do it I feel so gross the only thing getting fatter is my belly:(
>>41950172>Hows your tuesday going?i was in a mansion! :>specifically mostly just cleaning their many floors and toiletsbut still!it was so cooli think the family was hindihad a whole dedicated prayer room>Looking forward to anything this week?nopenext week thomy daughter turns 7and then like a week after that one of the kids i babysit turns 6
>>41960477>white person doing housekeeping for a brown familyhow the turn tables
>>41960477>tuesdayoh waitit's wednesday daang
>>41960477also they have toilets? do they actually use them??
Hello fellow transbgingers. Hope you're having a good evening and stayin warm :)I got 94 in my servers class final and such so ina good mood.
>>41960486white sissy maid doing housekeeping for a brown family in canada 2025025
>>41960514congrats!! you gonna celebrate?
>>41960535Yes I had no bake cookies. Very decadent
>>41960486i fully appreciated the irony every single bedroom had a in suite bathroom and a walk in closet attached to each bathroomlike 7 bedroomsall women as far as I could tellwhile I was vacuuming the closets there was just bags and bags of brand names like gucci and diormost bedrooms had independent balconiesand then a big balcony for everyonethere was literally an alcoveive never even been near such wealth beforekinda felt out of place walking around looking like me and wearing my fuzzy pink pajamasthe looks i gotfucking lmao
I got my hair cut :'( I liked it 1" long and now it's only ¼"
>>41960545hm yes quite
>>41960514You weren't kidding fren, mtfg is finally cozy again. Nature is healing, I like what you've done with the place.
>>41960568Very cute kitty>>41960572Oh hey there old friend how's life? Glad to see you again.
>>41960548yeah damn that kinda of disgusting levels of wealth
>>41960498seemed so considering i had to clean em and they weren't like just covered in dusthonestly stereotypes are weirdliterally takes like 8 hours to not even clean the entire houseand it was pretty clean alreadyive met few white people with similarly clean houses
>>41960588You too! I'm gooood, still selling compooter parts in Allentown to pay the rent :I How has life been for ya?
>>41960591yupand there was like a whole neighborhood of similarly big housesmakes one thinkabout their own life...my own mom only just managed to nove out of her trailer into likea real houseand by *real* i mean a room in a townhouse with a roomateand my cousin works 12 hours nearly daily just to live paycheck by paycheck and still struggle to afford to treat his kid
>>41960572brap
>>41960663Brap to you too
>>41960629Things have been good, I'm doing well in college! Glad you're hangin in there.
>>41960699Conglaturations! If I had an attention span I'd attempt college too, it sounds like a good place to meet people?
>>41960686tyvm
>>41960719Yea even I've made a few friends there lol>>41960786Some Asian girl not I anon
>>41960786lmao
>>41960814Another successful Navy endeavor. I went to the mall recently and felt sad when I saw the place where RadioShack used to be. Oh and the retro game store where I bought Battletoads is gone too! *donkey kong aquatic ambiance intensifies*
>>41960528finally i have an excuse to buy a maid outfit :)
comfy
comfy!
I got a certificate for finishing my art class, I'm like an artist now lmao
>>41960919Conglaturation Umamo Chan!
>>41960919woahgot any plans for it? like freelance or joining a specific company
COMFYYYYI LOBE THE WONTER RAGGHHH
>>41960947Nice sweater it's looong I want it
>>419609474chan preys upon my forgetfulness like a hunter in a dark forestalas i have been rotated
>>41960851Always sad to see a retro store go out. Luckily still have mine here>>41960959Nothing ever is, I'm perfect. An angel really :3
>>41960954i highly reccomend its perfect casual comfy for lounging around not itchy at all even
>>41960969Jelly tbdesu old tech old tech old tech <3 >>41960980Reveal >:3 >>41960986Awhh luckyy. Must be real wool or cotton then? Polyester crap makes me itch and sweat
>>41960994wool i believe but I bought it years ago so im not sure anymore lol
>>41960947cozy ngl>>41960921aww ty for ur support jenny pee>>41960936nah, not really, it's nothing serious, just more for the memory igour teacher was really cool tho, and I think it was good to get more loose w/ stuff and not so perfectionist or trying to think so muchmaybe I'll do some philosophy art iunno
>>41961015>jenny pee LOL that part of the trip was unintentional
paul dano when he puts the wig on in swiss army man kind of reminds me of bailey newpostermaybe im faceblindgood scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XugS48r4Kkg
>>41961024oh no! but I almost misread it as janny pee, so could have been worse haha!
>>41960980I believe you>>41960994I kinda want to get an old ps2 analog controller ngl
>>41961042THE ONE PEETHE ONE PEE IS REAL >>41961046I recommend getting joystick caps for it. The rubber gets slimy and sticky after a decade for some reason. I wanna play Battlefront again. Play as a Clanker with a rifle
>>41961061I'm gonna try to get a new in box one but ngl there's so many counterfeits it's a bit daunting
have u ever just sat there and thought about dr varshavski?? do u see what I mean???cos i think I'm making a solid argument ngl>>41961061ohh I think I heard of that show
>>41961029i drink ur milkshake
>>41961099that was a good movie ngl
>>41961088I could mail you one but it's got the slimeys oof >>41961089One Pee gets really good after episode 7301 >>41961099Great film
>>41961061>pack up ps3 for a few years>unpack it to play sonic adventure 2 and gta4>joysticks are coated in slime>battery in controller doesnt work anymoreI got a new controller now but wtf is with the slime
>>41961121I spose i could just drive and get it but I'm tryna avoid having to switch sticks. I can do it but ugh I'm so lazy
>>41961122>sa2 & gta4nice>wtf is with the slimei think its something to do with the particular type of rubber they used on the joysticks, its a weirdly common thing with older rubber tbdesubattery might just be corroded tho sorry
>>41961122It's gross isn't it? Something to do with the rubber vulcanizing due to years of ambient humidity. Sonic Adventure 2 was funn I loved the chao garden >>41961130I will jimmy up a makeshift catapult and launch it to you senpai no biggie
>>41961135Eh its alright like I said I got a new controller now so whatever, only problem with it is that the stick sometimes sticks but it works so whatever. The slime just caught me off guard was all, it was pretty gross
"f a m" now autofilters to "senpai" here?????? Been away too long,, I got le epic trolled
>>41961144ah fair enough :) glad it works at least but the sticky stick sounds kinda annoyingsorry your old controller got slimy tho :(>>41961148wait it does? news to me too tbdesu
>>41961137All my chao garden stuff is on the GameCube version but I dont have a GameCube anymore, ive been slowly trying to rebuild and get good chao on the ps3 version but its gonna be awhile. Dont even have all the gardens unlocked, I hate that you have to be in the garden for them to age. Id have the dark and hero gardens by now if they could just age while im running around the stages
>>41961137Lmao mite be cool :p
>>41961159Its not too bad, if I click in the stick a few times it usually unsticks and stays that way while im playing. Tbh im just lucky I found a working ps3 controller nowadays at all
>>41961099: )i just watched phantom thread for the first time tooneed to rewatch thatall the paul dano discourse that came and went a second ago was funy 2 see
>>41961159f a m p a i >>41961164My GameCube memory card! Hope it still works! :O Wonder if they survived............>>41961170I'll launch myself too
>>41961187hehehe he was the riddla
>>41961197The chao are prolly still alive, like I said they dont age unless youre actually in the chao garden with them
dont forget about the onions
me when i go to macdonald >>41961272
who want me
>>41961249I meant data-wise. Like how some flash drives will lose data because the silicon's electron gates de-magnetize or sumthn. Scary shit ngl >>41961272Keep yer yuckie onions Lia! They're only good if they're crispy or caramelized! >>41961288macdolan
>>41961296Ah yea, idk then. Find a GameCube and find out :3
>>41961197Would be cool to hang out. RL frens rare these days
>>41961296>They're only good if they're crispy or caramelized! see like i can second this in principle but also i think there's a handful of situations where just randomly putting normal onions on/in things really fuckin worksthey are so much better crispy tho ill give you that
Weird comedy horror rec - The Monkey. Very strange but entertaining
>>41961307I will stick it into my Wii >>41961309Bet! We can find dead malls and explore shit. I gotta fix my dang car wew >>41961314B-bbut but but then all you taste is the onions.... WHAT ABOUT THE MEAT? Gotta taste the meat >>41961317Is that the one where John Travolta shoots a girl in the head
>>41961372I think there's one in Charleston
>>41961410In north PA? Never been there. I love all the coal towns east of Pitt. Mountain towns hidden in the woods
>>41961440I shoulda specified sorry sorry I forgor you lived near the PA one. I meant the one in wv
>>41961372>B-bbut but but then all you taste is the onions.... WHAT ABOUT THE MEAT? Gotta taste the meatno yeah this is absolutely true when youre serving up something meat-based you dont wanna overpower it with the onions or anything and like slightly crispy onions work really wellim talking more about like giving a bit of a kick to a salad or club sandwich something similar but even then i admittedly only tend to do that with red onions which aren't as strong ig
>>41961456There's a bunch lol I have never actually been to WV myself >>41961467I feel every other flavor is stronger without the regular onions. Need to aim for maximum savory anon!
>>41961493>Need to aim for maximum savory anon!yknow what this is totally fair
>>41961372It came out this year so dont think so
>>41961584Now I'm hungry and need to cook a gigantic dinner, later all
>>41961493>never been to wvYou poor soul..
>>41961620Show me!
>>41961615ooh enjoy!! can you tell us what you ended up making later? i always like hearing what people cook :)
>>41961635Sure visit anytime
I hate it when boomers use the phrase "fem presenting" and variations thereof. Wtf does that even mean, makeup and dresses? Do you look like a man when you wear pants or something? Is it putting on a wig, why can't you grow your own hair? Being a tranny isn't a costume you put on when you go out. I don't choose to "present" any particular way, this is just who I am. Don't get it at all.
>>41961801>Being a tranny isn't a costume you put on when you go out.the lack of self awareness is stunning lolthis is how women view tims, and rightfully so
of in macking cheese>captcha: kwrk
>>41961854Why would I gaf what some retarded cissoids think
>>41961945xitter tumblr tier tranny post
whats it called where youd throw away everything just to cuddle someone you dont even know repeatedly changing based on attention given
>>41961986wat
do you friends ever feel like maybe you aren't suited to being alive
Real FUCKING Lesbians
how do you get a boyfriend who won't troon out on you at some point
>>41962408it's always a risk since any man who would date a tranny is a faggot at the end of the day
>>41962461yeah but not all gay men will troon outit's mainly chasers, but normal gay men don't want trannies which leaves only chasers
I'm turning into an animal, my only thoughts are 'breed' and 'kill', all day at work if I'm in a meeting it's 'kill, kill, kill, kill' until I get out and then it's just 'breed, breed, breed, breed' you know what I mean?
thinking aboutfat dad cock
>>41962112every single day
heh, africa
>>41962882what's this?
>>41962882Ah so ol rizzle drives a kia too. Good taste lmao
oh the person whose feet are frequently mentioned
>>41962882need English daddy bf so we can do a couples cosplay where he's Sebastian and I'm Ciel
What does an e peak feel like
>>41960160Its not smut its tasteful
why do i dedicate my life to doing things for people who hate me and don't even see me as a human
if i had died before pretty near nobody would have carednow if i die 6 people will end up homelessyet aside from that i doubt any of them care beyond my lack of being available to be usedi dont even know why i lie to myself and try to pretend things can be okcant wait for my dad to insult me when i go see him too
funny name >>41963361how would they be homelessare you helping pay rent
>>41963292They put a roof over your head and food on the table, and you still aren't grateful
>>41963412well I was more thinking about how much the childcare cost would be if I was actually paid to be a 24/7 daycarelike I wasn't joking about us being on not the tightest ship finaces wisewe survive by cheap rent and the charity of familyour household is like a delicate ecosystem not easy to feed 4 hungry mouthsbut actually if you'd asked me any other day id have had to say nobut I *did* contribute to rent todayI worked for as long as I possibly could have today while still meeting my childcare dutieswhich was about 6 hours of labor, with no breaksdoesn't sound like alot but i mean my life revolves around doing free labor to keep a roof over my headand that's about the only guarantee
don't beleive his lies. naz is a deadbeat dad failure
>>41963891sorry things suck naz u deserve better :(
>>41963292>>41963361I don't know you. My guess from the posts would be CPTSD due to the pathological people pleasing. But CPTSD people will typically do anything to get away from their abusers once they reach a limit, even shirk reasonable responsibilities. After this, their threshold is much lower than most people for dealing with stress and anxiety. Unless they abuse copious amounts of drugs, like opioids. Something I doubt you are doing. So, hmmmm. Personality disorder, black and white assessment of the unknown thoughts of others, wanting vindication and validation by posing pseudo rhetorical questions, victim mentality. Borderline personality disorder?
Terrible thank you for asking :3 anyone have advice on how to live independently with no future prospects in life and no college education
nothing but loser faggots in here tonight
>>41960947SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX JFCCC
>>41964553become a trucker>>41964559being mean is a choice
>>41950172how do i stop outting myself?? ):im in a liberal area so i feel safe and maybe thats why. but i want to be stealth and i could be if i just fucking kept my mouth shut. but theres this part of me that compulsively makes jokes or references about being trans. i feel like its a weird imposter syndrome where i think ive been clocked/don't pass so i out myself ): why am i retarded
Mono Won
I knew blobby was sick but 26 years old is far too young
someones gotta do something about it
>>41964721>>41964675idk it resolved by itself
>>41964668Moon Now
bro like BRO
last minutes of laziness then work...
i need intimacy so fucking bad i got turned on by anime girls for the first time at 33yo, the situation is terrible
>>41950172its /mtfg/ not MTFG or Mtfg
FELL ASLEEP. Night shift is ass, my online hours are all terrible for frenning. >>41961636I made a BIG bowl of french fries with melted cheese, ground beef, and my own tistic mix of borgar sauces! (ketchup plus mayo jej) >>41961774I will! Buhh gimme time to rejigger my appearance into lookin nicer :'D >>41963014I drive a RANGER but I want to upgrade to a RAPTOR when I'm money >>41963933Naz is a mom >>41964675WAT who?
I wish I was falling asleep holding a tranny right now
>be middle school me, 1992>watching MTV at a friend's >heard buzz at school about Michael Jackson's new video, apparently it has some crazy morphing sfx>Black or White comes up, first time watching it, am hype>video is cool, music is good >morphing bit comes up>attractive caucasian man looks to the side, sprouts long hair and transforms into asian girl>something awakes in me>I wanna be themThen I grew to be 6'4'', built like a motherfucking linebacker, with big back, big neck, big feet, big hands and hair all over. HRT wasn't really something you could find back then, and even if itwere available my conservative parents woulda killed me, so eventually I kinda came to terms with the fact that it was never gonna happen for me. I'm in my forties now looking like a Duck Dynasty knockoff, but I stll wish I could be the longhaired dude morphing into a cute girl. Oldfag out.
>>41965946you didnt miss on anything bro
>>41964559 me fr
worried due to girth issue
>>41966431You're 5'4", you will never have a girth issue. And you will never be a top.
now you're just making things up
>>41966526Saggy upper eyelid unc.
Passed the fucking examI can give 10 more meds nowFuck yeah
>>41966643give less meds and take moreimo
>>41966476not what I meant lilgup :^)
Why do people act like electrolysis is worse than laser?It hurts way less. Like it's just kinda numb aching pain whereas laser stings really bad.
>>41966797i havent dont electro but the explain i got was that they need to target individual follicles rather than burst areas
>>41966797neither hurt desu unless you're just a lil bitch
Why are soundcloud comments so funny https://on.soundcloud.com/byC0F2rAV5IOf64llQ
i wouldnt know i dont see the fun but i saw the 888
It snowed a bit :D
Can someone tell me if Estradiol Undecylate is reliable? It only needs injected once a month, which would be ideal for someone who wants to travel. I don't think I could bring my vial of Enanthate or its syringes through an airport (I'm DIY so no script)
>>41966939i ended up unintentionally writing a comment at 1:11
>>41966963it's newer so there's less info available, only way to be confident is to use it and get your levels confirmed at trough and peak>i dont think i could bring my viali've flown to and from heathrow like 10 times with no problems and their security seems to take it the most seriouslyonly once had a security lady ask me about it and she let it through without a script
>>41966963u need to start it with a loading dose and it's a bit more complicated at first but will result in more stable levels than all other esthers after ~3 months it supposedly is a bit hard on the cardiovascular system but research is extremely limited
>>41966853They do but I was told it hurt more than laser which just kinda isn't true, it just takes longer to cover an area.>>41966876Laser on the upper lip causes me to flinch involuntarily.But sure ig.
>>41966963Yes it's reliable my trough levels after a 80mg loading dose and 2 40mg doses were 203pg/ml, I haven't retested but upped my dose to 48mg and nothing seems wrong (like I'm taking cypro as well so my T is nuked anyway and if my E was low i'd know because lethargy/depression). My cardio has been unaffected at going on 6 months on it now.It is kind of a pain to inject though as it requires more fluid and it can take longer to draw/inject.
>>41967047>causes me to flinch involuntarilygotta sit on your hands and cry thru it anon
You ever catch yourself eating a hair and you gotta slowly pull it up back out of your throat and it makes a single fine grating sensation
>>41967116nop
>>41966996The shit I buy very stupidly has a stealth label. A rubber stopper-capped vial of "Essential Oil" is 90% more sus than a fuggen clinical vial with a drug name and dosage on it imo >>41967035>a bit hard on the cardiovascular system Oh no that's scary, nevermind. I'll buy ONE vial and use it the night before I go on a month-long vacation. Should be fine! >>41967072>it requires more fluid split it in half, one into each thigh
>>41967035Those arms don't look very asian
>>41967169thats all u have? i would have stayed silent
>>41967245She should get in hrt before it's too late. The genes only carry so long.
>>41967162its fine you're being paranoid just put it in the clear liquid bag and nobody gives a shit
>>41967282For real? I thought TSA would freak out. I'll just use the month-ester before flying. I wouldn't be away for more than 3.5 weeks anyway.
>>41967302half of the flights out of the US they dont even make you take your bags apart to go through the xray anymore, in fact i haven't had to take liquids out when leaving the US a single time in the past 2 years
>>41967302TSA don't give a fuck. They clearly miserable and underpaid. Times i've gone through TSA in recent years i didnt even need to take my liquids out. Shoes off, bag/jacket in tray. Full body scanner. Whole thing took 30 seconds.
>>41966665Sorry but you sound unqualified
>>41967710actual take pooge is too fem for this also i like the shirt and tie but the jacket is yucky
>>41967764...
>>41967104I just pinch myself hard, it doesn't take too long so w/ever>>41967162I don't do IM but yeah that's totally possible I just haven't bothered yet. I don't really understand why so many people do IM over SubQ
mtfg has improved lately i think
>>41967956the old girls got life in her yet
>>41967956I've been sleeping a lot so that's why ngl tbqh
>>41967332Interdasting>>41967507>They clearly miserable and underpaidThat's why they abuse people and steal shit >>41967956>>41967996It is legit comf now booooyaa! >>41968045Eeeepy Umamo
>>41967169yeah well........
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remember, Ness is Blobby / KaliAura
Today’s fun fact is No one tells you hands free orgasms are more enjoyable than jerking
page 10>>41969188less attainable too
Oh it's rizzle lmao.
>>41969213Once you get ur first one you just gotta practice and then you can do it again and then again till it’s easy
>>41969252i can’t get one
>>41969188Is that the one you get from prostate stimulator toys?
>>41969290You the force anakin!No but really find something that really turn you on and start using you brain to like self insert or whatever and also how your body feels in response to the stimulus and it’s like a loop that ends in orgasmLike this is hot my body feels good. This is hotter my body feels even better.Etc till you’re on the edge and then the next thing pushes you over.>>41969351Nah no toys at all.
>>41969407So how do you do it?
>>41964024thanks anon>>41964267>Something I doubt you are doing.yehbeen awhile since I've touched anything stronger than like weed/lsd/ket>Borderline personality disorder?well i certainly have the mood swings and neurosis for it
we are about to get ARCHIVED
>>41969428So I find something content I find is hotFor me that’s bbc/bnwo stuff…since a lot of is humiliation I end up like internalizing the medium. I get hard obv and the do some kegels it make my dick feel good plus when you cum you do kegels…and then I keep it going. It’s like going from watching content to putting yourself in the content so if you’re inserting as the woman think about all the things she’s going through and how it turns you on too and how what she’s feeling your feeling too because your self inserting as her. So if you like dudes you’d basically be thinking about how good cock makes you feel and what your body does for it :) and just keep meditating on the feels and the content and your body’s response.
Ands that’s I cum hands free for bbc XD
I shouldn't have asked.
