wigger Wednesday editionQOTT: who's your favorite wigger? prev >>41952912
>>41959625Sameqott: Chet hanks
>>41959611what's a wigger? is it like someone who makes wigs or something?
are you upset your joke didnt get enough attention in the prev thread
>>41959667no i just thought it would make for a good pivot from the incredibly bad vibes i got from the previous thread
can you not say wigger with a hard r, it’s offensive
is anyone else quiet, spergy, doesn't talk to other people much?
>>41959763when did my doppelganger that was excised from my flesh in 2003 gain access to the internet
trailer trash wiggerettes taking pit knot
>>41959763yeah but in my defense i genuinely don't like most of the people i have to interact with regularly
>>41959787you called?
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
is this the last mmg
>>41960025they're all the last, but this one's the last for real this time.
>>41960025soon
>>41960025but if this is the last mmg... where on earth will reppers and passoids post... and where will manmoders avoid like the plague...
>>41960076>>41960077>>41960088samefag psychic warfare
i am the single true manmoder
nuh uh
my rib cage larch
let’s fastforward this. someone will disagree, you’ll insist, more people will disagree, you’ll feel goaded into posting a picture, you’re a twinkhon (read: slightly more attractive than expected), people will get mad, you’ll insist you’re gendered male everywhere, a real truemoder kills themselves, page 10, bump, “bumpmoder i will shove my cock down your throat”, new thread
i have never posted face but im the raped and the mocked and the destroyed inside so who cares
>>41960109>>41960131>>41960184>>41960188>>41960200all me btw
>>41960213yeah whatever. that makes you weirder than me so who cares
>>41960200do you like my sword sword
>>41960218also me
>>41960200all manmoders are autistic, deviation from routine will kill them. do you realise what you've done
>>41960224this was me as well
>>41960228excuse me but i'm not autistic, i'm regular retarded.
>>41960238this was also me
i may be too passoid to be here but ive been in manmode for years so whatever i still count
youre trying to throw me off your trail but im like a bloodhound so
>>41960239chinese as well, i assume?
>>41960255retarded, Chinese, gay, yes i'm all of those things.
>>41960268bald too?
>>41960274thank God no, i'd fucking kill myself if i was.
>>41960292i have recessed temples and thinning on the crown
>>41960312same, also i'm retarded
Qott:>the Hoff Twinshttps://youtu.be/Pfu08ULFK88
>>41960321these dudes rock
i think i need a vagina, for practical purposesas much as i wanna use my dick my body is incompatible with getting it up on command for someone not that i have bottom dysphoria at all tho suddenly i just thing logically it would make more sense for me to have a pussy i can’t keep up the hrt femboy larp much longer when i can’t even top even when i want to it just feels right only receiving i malefail regularly in front of the general public and i generally feel neutral about being forced into that rolelife groomed me and forced me to be a woman it’s just the way it is
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
should i stop posting?
>>41960375Sure bro.
>>41960384if you're mastectomy person then yes please stop posting
>>41960378i feel like people massively lowball just how much effort goes into engaging in a relationship with one of us considering how we almost all seem to be horribly mentally ill
>>41960384do you want to stop constantly thinking about the fact that you are a tranny?
>>41960392how could you tell? am i the worst poster
how 2 get my cum back
>>41960397i’m low effort to be in a relationship with, i think
>>41960397The hard part of being in a relationship with one of you is that you're not women. Women don't talk about topping men or women. Women do not suddenly decide to hate you and ghost you so they can fuck a tranny or a guy from their past.
i shoot blanks no liquid and my dick is covered in smegma
>>41960428smegma no and theres a little bit of liquid still
>>41960428lol
>>41960425hey i think this guy has never felt the touch of a woman
>>41960425nona, i’m gonna hold your balls when i tell you this…
>>41960397this is my greatest issue in relationships desu. im the kinda person who's like "you wanna meet up for cuddles this saturday." and not text much bc i HATE textingproviding constant emotional support for someone every day is exhausting. also, ive never had or wanted the same treatmentmaybe i should date someone with a LIFE and a JOB
it’s so fucking over
why are these threads so fast now wtf happened I can barely catch up between work and sleep
nvm we're back
>>41960404yes, you're the most obnoxious poster in mmg and it's exceptionally easy to tell what posts are yours
can we go back to white girl wednesday instead?
>>41960450>workyea thats why. half the people here probably don't have one
>>41960465it’s true, i don’t have a single work
bye forever /mmg/ im adopting a vow of silence for everybody that’s not an irl but it has been a really long time since i texted anybody irl and theyre all graduated so i can treally insert myself again. idk what i’ll do. i hope you all die
>>41960461blame the one guy that made the thread early so he could keep talking about his dumb joke that no one wanted to interface with
do any of you have genital dysphoria? I feel like I'm the only one to actually be dysphoric
>>41960461is match still trending? i got matcha
>>41960472oh i didnt even read OPfuck OP
>>41960474>>41960489goddamn you bitches are hateful, i just wanted to stop talking about sex with dogs for one thread
guys i dont want to leave i have nobody
>>41959611Has anyone had any luck trying to manmoder4manmoder dating?.I'm a bishit anyway, and I don't want to date someone who doesn't get it.
>>41960500waah waah stop talking about dogs and start talking about wiggers, faggot
>>41960505if it’s any consolation i don’t want you to leave because then i’d be the worst poster
>>41960474i'm post-op. love gettin' plapped.
>>41960500FUCK you bitch.
>>41960521yeah but you’re autistic in a way that meshes. im autistic in the way that im insane and need attention but neither get it nor care either. this is all more lolcow content
>>41960523really? I wish I had the money, maybe one day after I get FFS
>>41960534don’t leave though because then that means i gotta leave too (i’m your federal handler) ((that’s a joke))
>>41960523really? I wish I had the money, maybe one day after I get a mastectomy
>>41960534everything is lolcows forever
>you're so tall>look at how big your hands are, they're so much bigger than mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIevTMO5cBg
alright people, what should I get from taco bell? what's your ideal order?
>>41960746tacos
help help helphelp help helphelp help help help
past lives was so good
>>41960754what kind of fucking tacos, bitch
>>41960746nacho fry
>>41960767meat
>>41960746ive never actually been to a taco bell i dont know what kind of tacos they do
>>41960746get tacos and a drink
alright people, how should i crush my penis? what's your ideal penis crushing?
>>41960806against the mattress
>>41960806top 3 dick crushers, no particular order:vice griplarge rockmallet
>>41960746cinnabon balls
>>41960774>>41960822I will try that :)>>41960777SUPER LUCKY TRIPS DESUNE checked but fuck you>>41960788>>41960791thanks a lot guys
>>41960806
>>41960806between my oiled up feet. come 'ere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>41960840ok i'm waiting :3
>>41960777holy cr*p, 777https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td8hxtnvu1E
>>41960809dogy
>>41960906yeah :)
>>41960899wait...this bangs...you rule
>>41960899this is awful, you suck
>>41960916thanks!! now you’ve gotta hear the way 777 transitions into keep your cool, man. it kicks ass, but unfortunately they don’t play them back to back live because they’re in different tunings or some shit :/
anyone wanna be my fortnite friend
sure why not. i rarely play fortnite though, so you’ll have to throw up a bat signal in here to get me to go on
>>41960932already rushed to their bandcamp lol, I will give it a listen
>>41960809cute dog! yes, i'm white. NO i don't want to have sex with it
>>41961112as the crowned whitest girl of the last thread, i also do not fuck dogs. i just pet and hold them
>>41961126do not interact this bitch fucked my dog
no i didn’t :(
why is the dog stereotype about white women instead of gay men when it's objectively mostly gay men doing itltq drop the gb
objectively? i don’t think i’ve ever seen stats on dogfucking
>>41961236it's ok when white women do it. that's why.also yeah
>>41961126you don't fuck dogs? we're going to need you to return the crown
my mouth tastes like cum
my mouth tastes like chicken rice tray and beer and menthol juul pod
>>41961333disgusting bitch>>41961342carry on
people using she/her to me means nothing i get treated as a third gender thing anyway
thats so funny i get treated like a man
my mouth tastes like cigarettes and chocolate cookies
>>41961333prove it
>>41961362that's so hot, would you beat the fuck out of me and then kiss me after?
im fat and my tits are mournful. there’s nothing left to do. i persist due to laziness and the inability to make any choice at all
>>41961375come here and open your mouth and I'll prove it
>>41961379I don't like violence but I'm a good kisser
all i want is a fat mexican gf but i live in britain it's so over
I wish I could get a bf as a manmoder
i wish you had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>41961450all i want is a fat white gf but i have no personality and i'm ugly
start flirting
if i were into fat bitches and black moms id be drowning in pussy
makin brownies
that was the moidest thing ive ever said sorry
>>41961581I actually physically shook my head
>>41961562I’m ugly and have severe anxiety about that tho>>41961579Yummy!
>>41961390we get it, you’re fat.
>>41961579mmm shit that looks good as fuckpost an update when theyre done nona! <3
>no manmoder gf to make you brownies
>>41961613will do! o7 didn’t post the process since it was just boxed mix, so that’s just >dump in eggs, water, & oil>mix>dump in bag of powder>mix again>put in a pan
fat fuck wednes(fri)day
injecting the cloudy estrogen so i can become a case study in a decade or so
>>41961654
>>41961651hey, even if its just boxed mix or anything, its still something youve made with your hands - and i think thats worth the world! you should be proud of yourself, nona :)also thanks for dropping the recipe at least!! <3
>>41961654woohoo! cinnabon bites!!
jorked my shit to a dog fucker cyoa happy white girl wednesday
talking to a girl i met on tagmap should i send her a picture of myself and say "ima just send you a picture of myself so you know im not some unhygienic middle-aged fat guy" ?
>>41961654holy shit she actually got a taco
>>41961450all i want is to be a mexican's fat gf but i live in britain it's so over
>>41961645then woo me, dummy
>>41961669OORAH>>41961680they seem most delectable...you are a discerning gourmand, nona>>41961695I got two :D
>>41961693>pic of an unhygienic middle aged fat guy>"ima just send you a picture of myself so you know im not some unhygienic middle-aged fat guy"is that not kind of mixed messages? you'll just confuse her
>>41961706holy shit she got TWO tacos
>>41961679you clearly want her
>>41961693>she doesn’t look like some unhygienic middle-aged fat guyfakemoder
this place is so fucking pathetic it's crazy. PS if there are any fat white girls here i will do anything to be with you
>>41961702i’ve tried to woo everyone here at least once or twice but i can try again..nice tits and or ass depending on which you believe to be best
>>41961706i assure i’m not any gourmand, i just am monstrously picky so it’s the only thing on the menu i get lmao
>this place is pathetic>let be add to it
>>41961737there are like at least 10
*saunters in, fatly*
>>41961741wow, so personalized. it’s like you really love me
>>41961721nothing against her but i dont really want anyone, im really sorry to disappointmoreso im just really glad to see someone going to the effort of making something because its just really heartening :)like i said even if you think its not worthy of praise because its "too simple" or whatever it totally is! actually making something and taking the time to make sure it comes out okay (even if it doesnt in the end) is so lovely especially seems as theres so much negativity in the world but like being able to carve out your own tiny good thing in the form of some brownies is just so so lovely
>>41961750*pees cutely*
>>41961679it’s not that i’m not proud of it, it’s just not a very interesting process to liveblog
>>41961760I've been btfo'd by the pure-hearted positive words of the aroace anonmay your flowers bloom eternally under the blue sky and live TEN THOUSAND YEARS!
>>41961750hey
>>41961752i do i really do. i love your eyes and the color that they are, and your face and the way it is. i can see us getting engaged and then not married due to your egregious and taxing mental issues, but what an engagement it would be. if we hugged i would even pretend to enjoy it
>>41961784thats understandable! its still lovely to see what youve posted anyway :)>>41961796aww thank you nona! maybe you should try cooking or baking a little something too? :)
>>41961828I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no otherI love your eyes and their bluish, brownish, greenish colorI love it when you smile, that you smile wideAnd I love how your torso has an arm on either side, now
fags
god forbid i make a bo burnham reference
>>41961850what's your favorite dessert? what should I make?
>>41961865fwiw that’s what i thought about before writing that. someone here reminded me he existed a while ago
nta but i love brownies, and that way we can be brownie sisterscookies are also always crowd pleasers, they’re my usual go-to, and they’re pretty in season for december
i wish i could kick it with kim jong un
pretty sure they made a movie about that. it also confirmed eminem’s gay
8:30PMnapmoder
i thought eminem was gay because he says faggot
>>41961912*tucks you in*
>>41961912*jerks you off*
>>41961613out of the oven, gotta let ‘em cool now
>>41961918he is gay but thats not why he says faggot
nasty
Chudette won't let me leave. She physically pulls me back in. She says "fuck you" and she'll put me in jail. And she grabbed at my phone and says she'll kill herself if I leave. What do I do?
transbian boymoders cower and CUM in fear when you, a real man, dare speak to them. us men must stick together, an open forum will be held at The Promised Bathhouse at 1 or 1:15 or 1:45. it’s hole night. bring a friend.
>>41961989punch her in the ear
>>41961866>what's your favorite dessert?i dont really have favourites of most things... i am really partial to millionaires shortbread though?>what should I make?anything that takes your fancy! <3>>41961937mmmmmm looks delish :)
its lowk hot that i pay money that i have to earn at my job to get estrogen that i have to inject into myself, despite my fear of needles, all so that i can be a weak, soft skinned, broken dick, tranny with bitch tits.
>>41962008she spit on me twice and is screaming now
lunge for her gun and tell her you want to kill yourself
https://youtu.be/-5jDEW2IH5Y?si=GMNSOOxBivtvYvGh
i dont think i care about chuddy or methy anymore because like this is the 3rd time you decided to go back to one another. there is no saving either of you.
smoked a half oz in a week bro this is fucked
>>41962096i’m pretty sure that’s someone making fun of chudette and methy, that’s why i’m doing bits with her
>>41962130god i hope so. if they break up and start melting down in the gen again im making estromen gen
anyone have footage of them hatefucking crazy style
>>41962147will i be allowed in emg?
i'd really like to be glamour girl who smokes trees from time to time but i keep getting chonged
>>41962158are you male, over 18, and on estrogen?
>>41962155i don’t want to watch manmoder sex
>>41962167yes
>>41962194no reason to keep you put then
im so fat and ugly
are all the old posters gone
>>41962202>t.white woman with a bmi of 19
>>41962056agree but i like the needles part think i may be a pain slut need to try tattoos
>>41962213I've thought about this too but how utterly embarrassing would it be to get hard during a tattoo
you make me want to kill myself then kill you
>>41962205i have been here for 3 years
i love getting pierced like when the needle pokes through it feels good and also when its just sitting in ur face that feels really good too
>>41962213>>41962226i cant commit to anything permanent like a tattoo what if i change my mind and dont like it in 5 years
manmoder nipple piercings
>>41962243ikr at least we can get the boobs removed
>>41961990medication
i will pay for your Mastectomy if you get it immediately and never return to this place
>>41962306why :(
>>41962292i would never want my boobs removed :(
lowkenuinely feeling honfident who wants to assault me
i have a navel piercing
>>41962329it’s no fun if you want it
>>41962243don't worry queen I'll come rub you with an eraser until it's gawn
>>41962329punch or rape? i could never do either, i’m just curious
it's no fun if you don't want it!- the conscientious rapist
im so gassy and anxious
>>41962341i was thinking both
how do the dudes who do cnc do cnc?
im racist
i'm the only manmoder left
>>41962355both simultaneously, or punches first? stomach punches or elsewhere?
>>41962359sorry for turning your gen into transbians rape and flirt with each other gen
i still can’t male fail
>>41962357stop that
i’m trying to drive out fakemoders one by one, yet when i do it people call me pathetic and miserable. wtf!!
>>41962376neither do i :(
>>41962390whatever fuck you man
:(
i woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>>41962372reductive. we also have>should I get a mastectomy>guys I'm killing myself today>I'm so moided even my shit is moided>everyone is a fakemoder except ME>I have no friends help me
abhor the fakemoder
>>41962406tag yourself i’m 3 and 5
>>41962350holy shit. the incrediblemoder
>>41962406all of those are me
you must be over 6' to post here
>>41962406those are literally all me
>>41962412i was 3 on sunday
>>41962421>>41962428liars. you don't have the pathetic aura of mastectomy girl
>>41962434but doctor
I will be ending my life soon. What pizza should I order before it happens?
she gets worse when she’s high. a true enigma
>>41962412>>41962431i was the original 3 poster thank you very much
>>41962442nothing pizza with left beefits what u deserve
>>41962447omg you're the poop dysphoria poster
>>41962426
you must be over 6” to post here
>>41962442get pizza so good it'll make you wanna live long enough to have another one
>>41962447i meant i give maleoid vibes that bleed into everything else i didn’t mean to steal your smellyshitposting thunder
>>41962451fun fact: the original none pizza with left beef guy was a writer on big bang theory and young sheldon
i will consume you all within 48 hours. you have been given notice.
>>41962463fuck my gnomemoder life
>>41962462my ID says 6 feet too but I'm like 5'8" or less. my brother who's like 6'2 or something makes me feel like a small child
>>41962475that's crazy lol i've seen young sheldon like, a dozen times and i didn't know that
i basically don’t even have breasts but my cones push my shirt forward enough to distract me from my masculine thoracic depth. and then i raise the shirt and the truth is reveal - i am never going to make it
>>41962455why did you chose to remember that?>>41962468i get it its ok
>>41962491damn, lying by 4 inches is crazy. i think i only lied by 1
it’s fun to watch a bunch of people freak out over someone being suicidal but when you express similar sentiments nobody cares at all. gives you perspective. you’re just not good enough
>>41962504you need to make it a paragraph or longer so we can’t ignore it also don’t kill yourself please
>>41962501because your post was fucking crazy! plus my life is boring as all hell to be quite frank with you desune>>41962503idk why I did it, I think I was like 19 at the time though and have never bothered correcting it
>>41962521>make it a paragraph or longer so we can’t ignore itbitch that’s exactly what makes people ignore iti have to be better than i am if i want people to care, i can’t do that, and that’s okay
>>41962504bitch, what are you talking about? we don't want you to kill yourself. of course I fucking care. why are you saying you're just not good enough? do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? LIVE!!
>>41962504they laughed at me as i posted through my botched hanging and the healing process
>>41962504yea idgaf about you
>>41962543you posted while you were hanging?
>>41962504you didn't suipost hard enough, need to get creative with it
>>41962543did they actually? mmg is actually fucking evil
>>41962539you are speaking for a group that largely disagrees, see>>41962543>>41962554i do not matter, it is my own fault, and i will own that
>>41962559im like 50% sure i posted right before and after
>>41962572i also do not want you to kill yourself, for what it’s worth. the only person in this thread i want to die is myself>>41962574that’s so fucked up, i’m so sorry to hear about that, nona
>>41962566how about if i walk the highways with $50,000 in my pockets, updating where i am daily in the hopes that someone here is near to run me down and claim it
>>41962543wtf this is actually sad. idk why i came back to this place it’s literally grim
>>41962590will you just give it to me? or do I have to do something to you
>>41962590your hearts not in it, just live
>>41962588there have been multiple posts just in the last week about how i specifically should die lmao
i mean it’s my fault for being super annoying so it’s not that big of a deal lol i dont need sympathy
I just sent the only person I have ever really loved to jailI am going to paint the walls with my brains
>>41962611are you mastectomy or ffs girl? if so, i think it’s a matter of people being superlative on the internet and not considering the actual effects of their words. i doubt most of them actually want you to kill yourself, and hey just find you annoying and are hyperbolic by saying “kys kys kys”
>>41962590driving you and the $50k to an ffs appointment
>>41962608i already said you have to run me over, im squirrely and will try to make it fun
>>41962611boo hoo
>>41962632i am not the mastectomymoder
>>41962635I can't drive and don't wish for you to die. can I still have the 50k
backspacing my mastectomymoder hate reply
>>41962629what did they do
>>41962632youre pretending to not have a perfect radar for me because you want me to keep posting because youre mocking me and you actually want me to kill myself. it’s absurd, but what’s more absurd is i keep coming back because it makes me feel like im young and just discovering the ‘edgy’ internet for the first time. im repeating a shame loop from my first self conscious repressor summer where i got groomed by a furry and had a failed coming out that resulted in more years of repping followed by another failed coming out followed by a failed transition followed by a failed hanging followed by incessant brain damage posting and soon a failed mastectomy
backpedaling my guy
is it ok if i inject a 3 year old vial of estrogen
>>41962646get a job!!!!
>>41962665i also got raped BY THE WAY. i also sexually victimize myself because i feel worthless
probably not
>>41962680I'll probably never worry about money again, but I also want YOUR money. sorry for the confusion
>>41962665the fun would end if you kill yourself so that's not what they want
mastectomymoder i don't want you to die but you are explicitly the most annoying poster here, i don't know if you're trolling or actually this severely mentally ill but you need to go to therapy
tou can tell what posts are mine because i still cant get my word orders correct unless i sit there and edit my post for a few minutes. it sounds awkward and stilted and wrong
no those are my posts
>>41962700so the worst crime someone can commit is being annoying apparently you sound like a great person
>>41962645gotcha. my point that i doubt the average user here who says “kill yourself” actually wants you to kill yourself still stands, though. i recommend staying off here though. it’s unlikely 4chan will change and stop telling people to kill themselves at the drop of a hat. not trying to justify that behavior, just trying to look out for you>>41962665wait, mastectomy or ffs anon is the same as failed hanging brain damage anon? i’m really bad at figuring out which anons are which. i do not want you to kill yourself. i find you asking the same question and then being dissatisfied by the answer and asking again annoying, but i know it’s not some evil you’re committing or whatever
>>41962695>>41962713You guys are mocking me i just want explicit confirmation that my delusions are real because i nnow they are. i want you to say my real life name and post my picture because i know you know who i am, but maybe i am delusional in that. you do run clip intereogator though right so you have to have my face pics
>>41962713socially speaking that's literally how it works though, and that's all we have to go by here
is mastectomy or ffs anon not methy
>>41962729i really doubt any mmg poster runs clip interrogator. i hope whoever does doesn’t keep the pictures, though it’s frankly naïve of me to do that
>>41962695there's no fun, this person is just obnoxious as fuck
>>41962730normgroid thinking
>>41962738did methy try to hang herself? i thought they were different posters, but then again i thought mastectomy or ffs moder and brain damage from hanging moder were different posters too, so what do i know
>>41962738no but one time at like 3am when it was just me and methschizo he thanked me and said he hadnt had that much fun for a while. which i dont know why or if he thought i was someone else but it makes me feel weird
>>41962718thanks for looking out, but im stuck here. and i dont mind the generalized “kys” that everyone gets, but this one is targeted and weird and makes me anxious. but whatever i’ll stop bothering you
>>41962629>t.chudette
>>41962766methy likes toying with people because shes a bpdemon
>i’ll stop bothering youalright see you in an hour or two when you're back here asking the exact same question
>>41962777that’s fine i liked him because it was really obvious. i dont like that now i cant tell what’s happening but also i know that nothing is happening but i cant stop. okay im done now sorry i posted a couple normal comments and got treated like a real person and immediately went back into this so i do have issues. sometimes i think about tripping not for attentionwhore reasons but to let people filter me
what question…? and dont give me too much credit, ill be back in 30
oh you still think im the mastectomy poster dont you
nothing matters when i see my ribcage
>>41962802its fine nona we all have issues otherwise none of us would be in mmg
lifted my shirt in the bathroom and my ears started ringing. i have ptsd
rotflcopter
>>41962867rotflcopter
>>41962833did you post your tummy yesterday?
mocking me
>>41962887nodae remember the post ffs manmoder that tried dehydrate herself to death because she was the only time i didnt feel alone. i bet she was a fake character lol
this jit cracks moders
i missed tummy day fuckkkkk
>>41962899i do not. i’ve only been around here for like 4 months though
>>41962776yes
maybe i should attentionwhore about this
>>41962912post your face with a stupid filter again i need to cum
>>41962930its ok you can post your tummy now if you want
>>41962941wait actually? or are you just continuing my bit?
>>41962947ive never posted face with pr without filters
i wish i were a cute twinkhoj
>send her a picture of me>she sends me a picture>she's a fat girl girlmoder
should i take up methys mantle and start posting ‘jaks and talking about foreskins
> no knotting videos for white girl wednesday
i made one but the file size was too large bc i only export in 4k bc i refuse to sacrifice my art’s longevity
>>41962974thats my bit you fat whore
>>41962993yeah wtf, false advertising
>>41963010i said it first and you started repeating it lol what
>>41963007upload to pornhub and post the link here
at least 3 people claimed they were going to post knotting videos and zero videos materialized. having you all court martialed for this. you'll swing by noon on the morrow
i miss the leafyishere dog girl
>>41962956lol
>>41963020are you sure
>>41963054sorry i’m stupid
i am skinny but i will tell you that i am fat, i am not suicidal but will tell you that i am, i have no interest in your petty words but will pretend to hang onto every single one. anything to meet the attention quota.
>>41963065no>>41963067same
>>41963029go jerk off you porn addict
>>41963074I don't do such crude things, and I'm not a porn addict!
i thought i just started saying that one day
>>41963024what’s their bitrate like? need some numbers, really can’t have this out there in an imperfect state.
>>41963085i don’t fucking know i haven’t been on pornhub in like 5 years, let alone uploaded anything
>>41963085why not just dump it on some file uploading site like mega
im never going to pass as my ribcage is far too large and my pelvis is far too small
>>41963094bitch wants a meal but cant put in the effort to cook
>>41963085https://help.pornhub.com/hc/en-us/articles/4419870696083-How-To-Upload-Videos
>>41963107i’m not even trying to jerk off to the knotting videos, it just feels like bullshit that there were a bunch of people saying they’d do it and no one has
tears in my eyes, but...... where's my porn...... you guys said you'd send porn for me to jerk it to
>>41963100im pretty sure mega has a 10gb limit on their free tier, this thing’s like 45gb and that’s just with the original audio track. had to dub it in a bunch of different languages since dogs dont woof the same in german ya know >>41963108yeah seems like they have the same problems youtube has. probably gonna have to buy a domain and make my own smdh
someone post cock
this is why i busted to the dog fucker cyoa its easier
>>41963133alright, let's get you your own personal uncompressed video hosting website. it'll be like the tidal of dogfucking porn
>>41963148where
i fucking hate being trans so much and it's not because i'll never pass it's because every trans space is so hypersexual it makes me sick
>>41963177get thee to a convent
i actually look so disgusting i cant believe i thought my biggest problem was being annoying here im so fucking disgusting holy shit and ai genders me male 100% of the time IT’S ACTUALLY OVER oh my god i ruined my life with repression i ruined my whole life and there’s no second chances.
what alcohol do i drink tonight, i look like a fugly man
whiskey
>>41963202i'll get drunk too and then you won't be a fugly man
>>41963159https://dragonswhore-cyoas.neocities.org/Pet's_Pet/
:L
>>41963213the only time anyone ever wanted anything to do with me they were drunk. im so ugly
my body is so fucking ugly i need the calipers to arrive NOW so i can prove it and give up once and for all
i have a man stomach :(
please stop
>>41963145fine, if you insist
>>41963248same
ignacio better call saul
nacho is cute i like when he in that one scene like he in that one scene :3
this is what it's like https://youtu.be/l0f-2P3luxU?si=R_X1A3d_3d9Hws05
cut the brownies :3made the different halves different sizes so people can choose bigger or smaller brownies depending on what they want
>>41963283what the fuck is this gibberish
i hate myself
>>41963289wow that's so considerate, i'm in love with you now. i hope the brownies are tasty!!
>>41963289I've never seen this done and as a result I will declare you a genius. looks delicious
>>41963261site?
>>41963298>>41963305thanks nonas! i hope they’re delicious too. they’re for my mom’s pharmacist. she said she didn’t want to go in empty handed around christmas time, and wanted me to make cookies, but she grabbed dark chocolate instead of semisweet at the store, so i made brownies instead. no idea if she’s giving him them all or just some
>>41963316nyckel
i cant even cry anymore im just numb
>>41963326i haven’t been able to cry since i was like 14
should i grow mushrooms to force an out of body experience where i realize that im not trans and can live my life in peace unlike the rest of you perverts. and liveblog the process so the government can nail me but they wont because i’d be a cis man by then and what cis man gets in trouble
>>41963278nyacho
>>41963335yeah! i tried to take mushrooms but my friend gave me old shrooms that i guess we’re out of psilocybin or something, so all that happened was i ate a really shitty pb&j
>>41963330haha
>>41963335i took shrooms and all i did was confirm my transsexuality in a really healing way.
>>41963330real, i've felt like a husk for the past 10 years
>>41963335i had a bad trip on mushrooms and sat on a toilet while trying not to freak out for a couple hours and haven’t done them since
being a gay teenage burnout repper felt sooooo good until i ended up here with a man body
>>41963293ye cannae understand it haha thas pure mad like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8Q0UkumRI
>>41963350i was even bitching about it back then. i was like “my crush doesn’t even want to be my friend anymore, my aunt who my mom loved dearly just died, and i can’t cry about any of it. what the fuck is wrong with me?” and then it just continued with more death, more heartbreak, more me being a stupid self sabotaging moron, i don’t feel anything ever. it makes me feel like a robot, except robots have uses and i do nothing
>>41963365if it makes you feel any better crying frequency is mostly dependent on soft tissue around the eye and doesn’t have any correlation with depth of emotion
>>41963344ok i appreciate the support im already growing them i just phrased it like a hypothetical in case people thought it was lame because i cant face rejection>>41963346scary!!>>41963352inshallah i will receive an experience 10x worse than this
i cry every day of my life not even in a bad way like im just on a whole emotional wavelength like shit just touches me
>>41963387high doses of acid are way scarier because they last longer and afterwards youre fried for a day or two and never really feel the same again
>>41963365i have very similar experiences of not being able to cry during situations like those, it also makes me feel like a robot :) my only use is taking up other peoples time and resources and giving them nothing in return
>>41963377okay but i also rarely feel deeply
>>41963415i dunno where to get that though i dont have friends or a dealer
>>41963415i used to do these as frequently as possible and i'd also add in coke and ketamine and it felt like my brain was being pulled in all different directions and this all went on for months and basically i think i made myself retarded
i like to imagine anons that post and get sniped immediately are just really shy
i like to imagine im human
if it makes you feel any better, you're a creation of my mind that lived an entire life just to interact with me this one time
>>41963563nta but this makes me feel good
>>41963563i really really hope the matrix is real because that means everything i do isn’t my fault and someone elses
>>41963593fwiw free will is already an illusion
we’re all illusions
was the mind-shattering orgasm i had just now an illusion too
no, you’re the only one here who’s not an illusion
im getting crossfaded and listening to alex g
>>41963676what did u cum to
jerked it absolutely rancid style to (You) the other night
am i being schizo baited
wow im blushing
if i posted a picture of my ass would someone cum tribute it
back to community christmas episodes on the day they take place
>>41963744I mean probably, yeah
what about my ass?
>>41963744yeah but i can't imagine that like 3 clear droplets can be that arousing
>>41963761ew wtf no
i threw up on my shirt a little
>>41963764it's not about the amount it's about you jerking off to me and cumming
>>41963771wow a true romantic, i guess im heartless for never saving any of the tributes people did for me because of tiny loads (except for one of them)
>>41963768fair
i genuinely do think if i were ever cloned i would fuck myself within an hour of meeting
i wasarrested when i was 18
i was kind to someone today, are you proud of me?
i could never be proud of you
>>41963832I too would fuck your clone within an hour of meeting
>mogged by her own clonewhy even live desu
your facebook is a man?
>>41963942haha i got zucked
festive night with the blahaj
i get high most nights because im a putrid person and for like the last two months every time i do it i get anxious, am i going to end up like those losers who say “oh i cant smoke weed anymore it makes me anxious” and bring the whole mood down god i hope not btw do you all like me
yeah i like you
>>41964002I love the christmas lights on the window
>>41964066are you stalking me?
>>41964089thanks! :) i’ve even got them on a timer so i don’t have to worry about unplugging them and plugging them back in
almost lonely enough to rep, just a little more
high as fuck massaging my tatas
stoned out my gourd clasping my toes together
sober
off that loud touching my belly button
i look cute in a beanie maybe i can manmode cope a while longer
i be wearing obscure hats and shit
totally wasted on a wednesday night for no reason
>>41964184tell me your most obscure hat
should i drop 70 bones on shades
I ruined everything and I am going to kill myself once she is safely out of my life
>>41964184i have a barber quartet hat i look stupid in
>>41964187my wolf hat or my spanish flamenco hat prolly i also gotta beanie that has a patch that says cunt on it in block caps
i wouldn't say this one is obscure but i liked wearing it a lot and then lost it just as winter started </3 https://files.catbox.moe/6mc2ji.jpg
mmg is fucked bro
>>41964238I like that one a lot actually
yeah it was dope and i left it in a cab like an idiot
the men of mmg have be beaten into submission by the amount of beautiful white women around
like there's just whole ass women in here now bro like i cant even chill anymore dude
im literally a dude on estrogen doe
shut the fuck up men are talking
(would-be) manmoder gfs aren't men
can a man not wear a cute hat in the big 25
>>41964255>>41964269>>41964278sorry :( i never malefail so i’m a manmoder
what's something fun i can do in kentucky while visiting (aside from you)
honestly let's all just pull up to kentucky and do an /mmg/ rendition of the bachlorette just for that chick
i survived the mmg dating show and all i got was this lousy shirt
everything was fine this morning
mmg kentucky meetup would be so sick. i’ll bake cookies for everyone (this way i can win the bachelorette night 1 <3)
i survived the mmg dating show and all i got was lice
now everything is ruined forevershe called it on herself and they won't let me talk to her
I am going to send her on her way and fucking kmsI never wanted this
dude i fucking love those praline seashell chocolates
>>41964330is this about the person you sent to jail or whatever?
killing myself tomorrow if half life 3 isn't announced
>>41964326so you want kentucky moder huh? you think cookies are going to do the trick?
this type of yearning should be beneath you all
>>41964337killing myself tomorrow no matter what gets announced
i have literally nothing to offer and i would get booted off first
>>41964344get beneath me faggot
>>41964344how on god's rotting green earth do you figure THAT
>>41964338i don’t know her well enough to really want her, the parentheses were mostly a joke. i’d like to share my cookies with all of you ‘moders! and i think they’re pretty damn good, they get rave reviews from everyone i make them for. my sister-in-law, my friends, and my mom’s boyfriend’s family all love them
>>41964337it’s coming soon my dad works at steam
>>41964335I'm literally daria
if i showed up to mmg bachelorette they'd beat me to death for being so ugly
>>41964350>>41964351you are both worth more than this
i like watching those youtube videos where weeby black dudes summarize seasons of television showsi watch those more than actual tv now
>>41964369proof it fagor
>>41964369you're worth so much to ME. now what
>>41964368no they’d beat us to death for being so ugly
>>41964369i certainly am not. frankly, i should be more desperate
frankly im a sweetheart darling angel
my boyfriend is gay and is attracted to men
im straight but i only date other men to punish myself
frankly my dear, i don’t give a damn
>>41964373>>41964376>>41964386you will all find someone that will treat you like you deserve, without you having to prove your worth in competition. or statistically only 2 of you will but
>>41964397you’re a woman, so dating men is straight
>>41964408that makes no sense
>>41964399I AM NOTHING I AM THE 1/3 I AM NOT WORTH IT OR GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE
I triedit was never good enough for anyone
playing red ball 4 on coolmathgames
I can't stop hitting mysel
my head hurts so badly
im fat
im agp as fuck
me too probably idk
i'm skinnyfat and barrel chested
>>41964421not true, i’m the 1/3. you’re definitely in the 2/3
i first came out at 16 then repped for no reason til i was 20 then detransitioned at 22 and didn't get a real start til 24 nigga wtf is wrong with me
>>41964467omg samesies. It fucking blows doesn’t it?>t. Started at 16, detransed at 17, retransed at 23
>came out at 6>repped 16 years>on e for a little over a year now
im ugly
>>41964497i aint even have bad family or nothing bro just running off pure self hatred like wtf was my damage
i need a pussy but i don’t have bottom dysphoria when are they gonna have instant pussies
dude same here
instant pussies
>>41964516no I’m literally the same, in therapy now though trying to hopefully be happier with myself and less of a bundle of insecurities and whatnot. Also hopefully trying to look more like how I wanna even though my skeleton probs makes that impossible
I am doing everything I can ok
>>41964523grubhub is working on this
>>41964544i'm late 20s now, gradually moved from manmode to basically nbmoding, it's okay like shit could objectively be worse. hard not to mourn what could've been though, i still hadn't gone through most of puberty at 16. never tried therapy but i hope u get where u need to be
i should gain 20 pounds and also lose 20 pounds
you all need to just jerk the hell off right fucking now
i should sculpt my body with power of thought
I should be sculpting my ass with the power of squats
>>41964578Thanks nona <3 unfortunately I was basically done growing at 16 for some reason (was 6’3 even then) but even then do feel regret over not starting earlier. Hoping you get to girlmode someday.
God is a truemoder
>>41964613i'm on it!
>>41964613that takes too long
>>41964638I know right? I just use my power of will to forcibly trigger release of endorphins and shit and I go on with my day
>>41964633the synthesis of “god is a woman” and “god is an old bearded man”
thigh thursday tomorrow, queens?
my thighs are covered in man hair
i shave ‘em every 8 days :3
hmmmmm what part of these stupid 'moder's bodies can i convince them to expose to me today
oh yeah well i shave them every 7
i still have to catch up with tummy tuesday :/
i’m mogged :(i just have my hygiene on an 8 day cycle with shaving my legs only coming once a cycle
i regret posting tummy because someone said they came to it and it kind of made me want to kms
bro i was supposed to be some hsts glamour girl
someone came to mine 9 times :/
im ahstsp
i think i remember that person from a week ago, that also made me kind of sick on your behalf. well, idk i guess you could have liked it ._.
just asked ai to gender me. you wont believe what happened next
not to be a pervert but 9 times is a lot and i want to know how
estrogen made me more attractive to men but more attracted to women and also i can’t top so i have no value to men fml but women don’t want to date women and 2 lipstick lesbians can’t be in a relationship and i don’t like butches and someone is expected to be the man in t4tfmlso essentially i continue to betray my heart and body
>>41964709autohomosexualtransexualphilic?
>>41964728well they said it was 8 on like, saturday or sunday, so i guess twice a day, and then the 9th time was to the new tummy pic yesterday. who knows if there’s been more cumming it’s still pretty wild to me though, i was never jorkin it more than like, 4 times a week. twice a day consistently is so foreign to me
>>41964728nta but e made me able to continue effectively infinitely unless I get tired or something
>>41964764i’ve tried but i cant get going a second time after i finish still. proof i’m fake trans ig
i used to go 2-3 times a day but e totally killed my sex drive
i have a good feeling about waking up tomorrow and passing
i think i did twice in a day like 3 times total. it always was out of pure boredom and wanting to prove i could. other than that it was mostly every other day or so
>randomly think i don't look awful and disgusting in the mirror sometimes>take selfie>look like a mani'm so tired
we live the same life
i cry almost every time i look at a photo or video of myself and have learned to stop doing it except when i really want to hurt myself
yeah, i think i hallucinate looking more feminine for a few moments out of total desperation, the picture always corrects me
>>41964335yeah
i’m sorry to hear nona. idk what i could even say that would make any difference, i just hope you and her are alright in the future
not doing my injection this week and if anyone says anything i wont do it even harder so dont bother
Inject. Drive the poisonous testosterone from your body.
slapping my stomach like a wet motherfucking seal right now
do you think joan of arc would top me
giw i was a wet motherfucking seal right now
>>41965007let's lay on the beach in the sun together oomfie
>>41965000sweaty french knight coming home from a military campaign, taking off her armor and nailing you into next tuesday could be peak but she was definitely catholic
>>41964949based and samekms
>>41965039i'd love to soomfie but i can't get sunburned close to my next laser session :(
>>41965055maybe next time then soomfie, good luck with ur laser!!
>>41965052ok, gonna go jork off now, bye!
>>41965080ok glhf!!
>>41964856it's ok I deserve this she'll leave me for good and move on and everything will be ok
>>41965086i came can you praise me??
>>41965184yay!! good girl~
>>41965209mmffh ok i'm hard again but thank yoou >.<
>>41965248that's cute...would you go again for me? :3
>>41965298uuu yesyes i'll go even harder thius time >.<
bro where my men at
like no joke where my men at we need to start keeping the rent down around here
>>41965328ok cutie, I hope you cum really hard~!!
stop flirting in mmg, where are the men???? let's drink beer and beat each other up, perhaps play in the mud
