year without a santa claus editionqott: what are your favorite christmas movies?prev - >>41996999
>>42006687olive the other reindeer
>>42006714me too
>>42006687christmas movies
guys i ruined my life for nothing. My only life
die hard LOL
im going to die aman. die gard fuck
>>42006732you and me both, sis
my stomach is so fat it SPILLS forth from my jeans
this is so funny. it’s all my fault. im a forcemasc’d woman. But thjsmeans inneed ffs because i have tobstruggle with everythingavailablebtobme against this bitch ofba world and i will nk longer complajna bout this great privilege tjagv j have access to.
>>42006687christmas vacation
>>42006687i've never really liked christmas movies tbdesui think theres probably a lot of reasons that go into it but at least one small part is that the focus on family really gets under my skin given i never really had one to call my own
>>42006804
>>42006823I feel this. it's weird and bittersweet seeing how many people have families that actually like them, even in here
>>42006853yeah honestlyits weird, i dont necessarily feel this sense of seething envy at it or anything, its just kinda bittersweet like you say to think like. huh. youve got that i guess. good for youeven if i did have that i dont think id even be able to handle it anymore after some of the shit i went through so like logically im okay with being on my own but like. it still kinda hurts a little bit from time to timei suppose im best off on my own anyway, the number of people i can hurt goes down that way
my family likes me, but in large part because i manmode and otherwise lie to them. still a definite privilege, i admit
my thighs and hips are too big I hate having trouble finding clothes that fit
>>42006883my family likes me too but i'd legitimately be homeless if they knew I was trans lol
Nigger Hitler
>>42006937yeah exactly. in that sense, i guess being moided is a blessing
>>42006881agree, I don't really feel envy or anything. it's like standing outside a party looking in. I was talking to one of my coworkers and he mentioned how he has a trans niece who his sister is raising. and I almost cried hearing that but also it gave me a lot of hope for the future lolalso I don't think most people are necessarily better off on their own. obviously I don't know you personally but I think it's important to like, make your own family or whatever as an adult
settle down mark robinson
>>42007002make your own family by adopting neets
>>42007045do you just recognize my writing style or what
>>42006949The Rapist was better
how do i manipulate a cute girlfailure into getting a JOB and a PLACE
>>42007082you should never force a girlfailure into getting a job. that's fucked up
why am i pear shaped. i have to buy pants on the plus size section this is humiliating
running it back I see
?
>i feel fat and i have difficulty buying clothes>mmg: you're bragginglayoff the porn for 10 seconds
Bad Santa because it reminds me of my only friend from high school and being an edgy teenager
Hello fellow men
why am I so fat
>>42007225so I can CUM
>>42007225you'll be first on the spit when the tranny holocaust begins
>>42007061lmao no i’m a different person than the last one who recognized you and don’t even reply thinking it was you. it wouldn’t have been as funny to suggest adopting neets to the neet adopter
>>42007289ah, outed myself for no reason. mods, bring me my flail immediately
I feel I should be here but I got tits and simps, but I don't quite get why.This is the only place I fit in emotionally
>>42007225you can be the christmas ham this year. what holiday movie shall we put on?
>>42007235>>42007267>>42007327oh so but when I complain I can't buy clothes that fit you say I'm bragging
my tmj sprain is gone and now i can close my jaw again
>>42007349I didn't say that, but I guess people may just be jealous of your endowment. what are you struggling with exactly?
iwnbneetadopted
the people that are Known here suck
>>42007363fat accumulation in the thighs and butt are feminine. being fat and having a fat ass are different
what do i do if my taste in fundamentally flawed and i’m chopped and stupid
>>42007363I can't find a decent high waist jeans with the hip size above 98cm (mine are like 114cm), I tried looking at plus size stuff but they're all ugly
>>42007447oh, I don't know then, sorry. to be fair this place does call anyone with remotely feminine traits a poser
>>42007485ohhh yeah I feel that. I kinda gave up on high waisted pants a while ago. torrid might have good stuff sometimes if you haven't already looked there
chopped chuds anonymous
>>42006687Home Alone 3 (with Alex D Linz)I honestly don't know why. But I always giggle when I see it.
>>42007641lol I looked this up because I didn't know there were 3, and apparently there are 5!
>>42007487that’s all true. it’s nice being called a fakemoder while never malefailing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7XBkfNXPOE
>>42007968
damn i really do not pass at all do i. im a neverpasser
>>42008036fine, hmph! what do YOU like, then?
high and touching neetadopter’s boobs
>>42008078you
>>42008170pervert...
just narrating what’s going on
>>42008226ok, I'll overlook you calling type o negative coal then. I like you too now
i can’t remember the last time mmg hit page 4. is this my punishment for getting high two nights in a row?
it's your punishment for not posting inane shit about your life. for example, my one finger is still tingly from being out in the cold
>>42008773i can help you with that
>>42008779is this going to be a sex thing
>>42008782no, i can hold your finger until it stops tingling. unless that counts as a sex thing...
>>42008802oh that's actually very sweet im sorry for assuming
>>42008808that's okay, there's been a lot of sex related posts lately :)
big day tomorrow everyone hit the sack
>>42006732I miss the old kanye
I just ate like 10 gingerbread cookies
>>42008920i am SO happy for you
gm chat lets ummm>>42008920
>>42008879hitting your sack
>>42008928thanks :) just finished the whole box due to complete lack of restraint
>>42008992same to you...!!
anyone else in mmg feel like they look pretty mannish!?
i mean... everyone else treats and sees me as a woman without me saying anything... and i receive 4-8 cum tributes a day from potential suitors... but idk i still feel like i look like a man!!
>>42009048only 4-8 a day? pfft. I have an army of simps on twitter and onlyfans sending me hundreds of those fucking things
i only accept them from close family (blood-related) and people i love, because im not a fucking whore.
oh, how based! sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.
need ldr with twinkhon gf whose shit is watery af to cum tribute me 4-8 times daily
if you’re not a whore you’re a fakemoder tbdesu
>>42008999yeaowch!
>>42009075many are saying this and it's true
it’s the real reason i’m a fakemoder
i wonder if starbucks here is any good
>>42009073does the idea of a woman drizzling a thin stream of clear jizz on your nudes appeal to you or what
>>42009161Is it pee?
a stream? lmao. you will receive one watery drop on your picture's nose and i will be saying boop as i press my head to it
>>42009168no it's not fucking pee. this was your idea!
successfully fought the urge to attentionwhore and be pathetic with a person one on one. be proud of me. or kill me where i stand. either would be nice
just give in next time
>>42009190can we talk
what sort of gloves can a moder wear
>>42007082you help her study or learn something she actually wants to do, forcing neets into wagie positions just makes them worse
>>42009211fingerless of course
>>42009222what about the material
>>42009226why not wool? it's getting a bit cold, no?
>>42009250wool?? just say you hate animals
>>42009306i hate animals.
am I still a manmoder if im wearing cowbikini, surely this is bullmoding at this point no?
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNbq7Wg6
you know it's bad when you have a dream about time-traveling so you can meet your old friends and you try to figure out a way to stay in that period forever
>>42009532alright
let her talk about her dreams, women love that shit
im a woman
then you understand
ofc
>>42009582im not a woman
>>42009643yeah then explain this?*unzips pants*
i wish i were anything but me
>>42006687>qottA Charlie Brown Christmas Merry Christmas Mr LawrenceIt's a Wonderful Life
>>42009649what do i need to explain
>>42009708my peanus weanus
>>42009708yourself
i masculinized in 2 weeks
i sissified in 2petaseconds
i can’t stop whoring you gotta help me i’m so lonely at night and in the mornings do you think i can take back the people i’ve slept with? like lie to a future husband/wife that i’m a virgin
nah they'll check ur butt hymen
that isn’t real is it??? you don’t understand i need the past 20 years to mean something can you tell me it’s going to be ok
im so poor
>>42009812ofc it's realit'll be ok. people pick up trash from the gutter all the time if it looks shiny or interesting enough
im ugly and stinky
>>42009834thank you im going to sell my car and move
time for coffe
im drinking water
i need to get genital nullification surgery
>>42009834that implies a worth moders don't havemost trash picked up could only equate to being cute if it were a human
come back
im the king of being ugly
mocking + teasing me
i should havevbeen a monkey that steals chips from tourists
how do i get a gbf
i wish i had the patience to go out in nature. i enjoy being there but i live so far from it and im surrounded by humans so getting anywhere i wont be observed by others would take like an hour on footi guess i should live in the forest, but you need a car for that
wish had mm bfgf et al
i look like i have severe autism
why does everyone hate meim being tolerated im being supported insofar as their initial obligations to me are fulfilled im being tolerated i am something to toleratei have to remove myself from everyone’s lives and minds how do i make everyone that ever knew me forget me
>>42010323i dont hate you, im just mildly annoyed by you
so i woke up early to spend my morning at this beautiful 19th century dam and painted right on it are the letters A G and P. i started crying
>>42010384you should hate mei’ll be gone soon enough i saw my life if i continued and it wasn’t worth it the embarrassment was worse than death
>>42010384this is trueyou don't matter enough to receive genuine hate, you're nothing to everyone around you
>>42010465say it louder so i know it’s true
>>42010408i wont hate you, sounds like too much effort nona
>>42009919same
what if it’s all punishment for a past lifetime am i just supposed to take it? take it like a good girl?
my life is bereft of any real joy
I hate men
maybe buying stationary will fix me
wishing moders a good monday
and what will become of us
>>42009652i actually had never seen it’s a wonderful life until last year. it’s really good though!
>>42009200what about?
what are we
>>42009422can I see
>>42010883lovers
I have no hobbies or personality that’s why I trooned
>>42010886eh sureunsee cc/album#HwfjoGvrn2uG
>>42010904fattysend a vocaroo saying moo too
>>42010925I told everyone im flabby and they keep saying I need to eat I knew it
>>42010900if only ^_^
>>42010904skinnier than me + more feminine than me
should i cut a bit
>chasers negging foids in /mmg/what are we even doing here
>>42010987are we in the same thread
>>42010987I'm not a chaser >_<
>>42010992being trans doesn't mean you're not also a chaser
>>42011002go back to twitter
can a moder be a chaser
>>42011007>backnever used it bbit's ok to be a chaser anyway, no reason to get defensive about it
>>42010991yes: foid >>42010904 chaser >>42010925
>calls you a fetishist>erm it's actually good why are so offendedI'm telling, go back to twitter you'd fit right in
>gives a shit at alljust get off the whole internet hon, you're too touchy for this
read a newspaper comic with “hon” in the dislogue yesterday. felt like i got flashbanged
> lack of sympathy towards being objectified moidrrific
KNOW THE RULES:guy into tgirl: sick disgusting perv! eww!girl into tgirl: real genuine attraction! aww!tgirl into tgirl: let's rub clitorises! lesbos!
i have to keep some menstrual pads on my bag at all times now because cis girls are always asking me to spare them one :(
>>42011058unironically this desu
>man calls man a man in the man thread
>>42011072me on the left
pads are kind expensive too, at least here I can get a pack with 10 in hospitals
its ok to be a man just so ling as you never act like a moid
i was born to moid but the gynocracy wants to force me into "positive masculinity" against my will
>unsee pic of me in skull panties
>unsee of my mock and malls (man cock and man balls)
ngl kinda demonic how you don't find women's shoes above size 9 easilyI wear size 8 and sometimes even I can't find stuff that size, like the fuck
you WILL be a model moid to show themhow good boys act. you WILL sterilize yourself to become less threatening. you WILL love it and ask for more.
>>42011192I wish that was the norm
manmoder street gang that changes all Ws into Ms
i have two testicles
>>42011203cute, what are their names? are they sprayed?
>>42011192what if i was barely a moid to begin with
I need to buy a new gloss
>>42011170i came so hard to that
>>42011186i wear a men’s 10.5women’s shoes are simply not even on my radar
>>42011238fucked up
>>42011186my biggest regret is being literally one shoe size too large to wear the largest size women's options of a shoe brand I rlly love curse my giant ass flipper feet bruh
officially down 3 shoe sizes from 10.5 men’s to 7.5
>>42011310by cutting your toes?
>>42011238>>42011305you can always wear clown shoes
which one of you wilding out on ig
>>42011310wicked stepsister moder
>>42011382i like goth boots :(
>>42011406breasts mogs me
>>42011347i just lost muscle and weight i guess
moidish mannerisms
>5'9>men's size 12do you think foot reduction surgery will come around soon or should i rope
>>42011447The pt on that would be hell on earth
im so manly
>>42011532hi mannie
what if ffs makes me super ugly
i love christmas time because i get to hang out with my entire transphobic family and hear about how they would kill me if i came out :]
im going to dress like a man no matter what because the comtrast makes me more feminine
ones of these days im going to hon out and be on the news for looking so fugly
you make a lot of noise when you pee, i like that
thanks. I figured I'd put on a show
just woke up from a dream about being in a public library with my brother who showed me a printed gay furry hardblush porn comic from 1993 intro'd by now senator sheldon whitehouse (d-ri) which started with the landing of a manned reusable launch vehicle landing on a launch pad from the perspective of ground animals waiting for the astronauts to walk out. they talked about how human sexual dimorphism didn't exist then i woke upim a woman im a woman im a woman im a woman im a wo
>size 7 men'si'm chopped
>>42006687>qott:a charlie brown Christmas, home alone 2, and diehard
truemoder mondays>>42011736I'm size 10.5 men's
this new year's eve im going to my friends place wearing a white dress and mix shit hoping for a overdose
>>42011749can we date? youd be the girl in the relationship, we could have a bulma x vegeta thing going on
>>42011830not dating ugly people
>>42011839says the bitch with flippers
unfortch flippers
>>42011618the manmoder universal experience :( i love my family when they’re not being chuds. unfortunately, every single one of them is one. the designated “bleeding heart liberal” voted trump and makes fun of trannies
iwiwacth
>>42011927the good times don't seem so good when i'm laughing with one of them and suddenly remember these people would vote to put me in a camp lol
>>42011939the only thing worse than posting the same reply every thread is eventually switching to shorthand for your meme reply. at least commit if you’re gonna be annoying about it
you ever take a shit and it feels like its barbed or something
if one more mf calls me cute or mentions anything about “cute” around me im ending up in a padded cell
>>42012040your paranoia is cute
ive had enough im drinking
bump
why is he so fucking funny
>>42012022you should probably eat more fiber anon...
>>42012075what am i a bottom?
>>42012068this isn't funny this is gigacringe
>>42012092it's funny because it's deranged
i smell like a penis
>>42012121licky licky
i wish i was a good looking gay man
>>42012136it’s not funny i swallowed his cum and no wi think smelling like penis is a sign if aids, not that i pass or have any ssxual market value so it doesnt REALLY matter but i would like to get ffs before aids if at all possible
MUTÆNT.TRANS EXCLUSIVE SERVER WITH SIMPLE VETTING https://discord.gg/NXdyWeGvNW
>>42012174kill yourself my man!
you see what you make me do
>gets vetted>mods post my stomach on /mmg/ok
I SHOULD KILL MYSELF FOR NOT EVER BEING ABLE TO BE EXCLUSIVE BECAUSE IM TOO UGLY AND I HAVE A MAN FACE AND LUMPY HAIR AND A SUUUPERCSMALL PELVIS
>>42012068“he was obsessed with me!” - guy making a celebrity death about himself i miss when funny trump tweets were “i’ll keep drinking that garbage” an “get out robert pattinson, kristen stewart doesn’t love you”
>>42012000who gaf
>>42012215real
>>42012194will you still think about me when you're drunk
i should be an alcholic
>>42012269depends on who you are
yea, alcoholism is very common among trans women
and my shits BURN, my assholes burns man it BUTNS
I do love having a massive crash out and drinking until incoherent
>>42012160i am almost 100% certain smelling like penis is unconnected to aids. also, bringing up sexual marketplace value is weird
You all disgust me!
>>42012160lmaooo this guys has aids
>>42012291misatomoder general
>>42011647same wavelength
>>42011425the comments are all saying that or asking if hes on estrogen
no it’s crazy i look cute and feminine from the frontbut i have a fucking HONKER of a nose and my profile is like hyper masc and for somenreason i feel like i always have a five o clock shadow and basically im totally fucked and i need ffs so badly im going to die. i will need to do more work than i think though i might need a rhino and cheek work as well. fuck my life man
fakemoder leave
im such a backhon
im a sportshon ; _ ;
>>42012398you would kill yourself if you had my face you stupid retard
mocking me
>>42012404me too, i’m autistic about basketball stats and kick my cism friends’ asses in basketball (they’re admittedly dweebs though, i was awful at organized sports as a kid)
should i get a rhinoplasty
>>42012384all the comment were made by me
even my honness is honful
i als o look like a stroke victim. Like you can tell if you know what to look for
yo that one girl who was balling on twt a few weeks ago was highk fine
>>42012391actually me how do i fix ts in the meantime before ffs. like i think sometimes i look okay from a front angle and then i turn my head and my nose juts out a mile from my face
>>42012449>tfw i don't honpass
>>42012391rhino + laser
>>42012477my plan is getting ffs to fix it except i told him i dont want a rhinoplasty
im keeping my nose for the chasers
i want to sand it down with a dremel
bulbous unc schnozes are cute
just whine and nothing more
i need zygoma work too. fuck man. i need a lot done but i was thinking with a coward’s comprising mindset before and now it is clear to me that i need what i need and what i need is a lot and also fuck transphobes and all that and like basically all that type shit dog and basically like deadass i need ffs NOW and im going to get it. mastectomys are for faggots
my shits like a sail i can tack in a head wind
ai calls me a wahmen
also that poon you posted crashing out in nyc pevlis mogs me>>42012522no literally
ai calls me a man
>>42012459she was lol
>>42012449that actually negates itself congrats us trudoll now
i am a stereotype
>>42012459can i see? i’m banned lol
>>42012647no i dont really wanna do all that
i put my candid face into nyckel and got man with a confidence of above 95% each time. LOL
>>42012656damn, i wanna see a baller
>>42012666put it again 10 times and report avg result
>>42012556yeah that too a man taking a picture of himself in a mirror, inspired by Ion Andreescu, tumblr, she is wearing a wet coat, flannel, mia khalifa, late night melancholic photo, age 2 0, alanis guillen, bathrobe, old photo, halfbody portrait, oversaturated, androgynous, 1 female, ootd, webcam
do i kill myself for being an ugly freak? or do i get ffs and make myself uglier and freakier or do o detransiton and OH WAIT I WAS EVEN WORSE AS A MAN I HAVE NO OPTIONS IHAVE TO TRANSITION TO EVEN LOOK LIKE AN ACCEPTABLE HUMAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
im going to ask the surgeon to just fuck me up boss
the average post here is so dumb i don't understand how you people can even walk around without bumping into things and tripping over your own feet
>>42012711im smart >_<
>>42012711i do both of those :/
>>42012711I actually AM so clumsy that I walk around knocking stuff over and tripping. occasionally I'll just accidentally throw something that I'm holding.what do you want us to fucking talk about, einstein!?
>>42012711>she thinks i don’t do this
there's a fat cis girl into me, shes cool and all but i don't fw with cis people
>>42012672add me on twt
>>42012687one of these was severely anglefagged the other wasnt>a close up of a person wearing a hat and glasses, a picture, by Matthew Smith, reddit contest winner, huntress, wearing camo, 1 9 year old, centered full-body shot>a woman sitting in the back seat of a car, a picture, by Winona Nelson, trail cam, avatar image, 1 8 yo, deerstalker, i_5589.jpeg, profile picture, in a tree house, headshot profile picture, loosely cropped, taken in 2 0 2 0, ready for combat, long curly brown hair, androgynous person
i need someone to fuck on this freaky manmoder body
>>42012785i’m banned
post fingernails
>>42012814my fingernails are dity and misshapen and my index fingers are ugly because i filed them wrong once when i was a kid
>>42012814I'll do it in 4 hours
>>42012795im am moid 5ever>a man taking a picture of himself in a mirror, inspired by Ion Andreescu, tumblr, she is about 1 6 years old, gray shirt, karla ortiz, 2 0 2 2 photo, wearing a t-shirt, # oc, khyzyl saleem, usa-sep 20, satisfied pose, long distance photo, straight face, in bathroom
>>42012862>she
im so ugly
>>42012075i eat so much fiber i sometimes have the opposite problem and it gets so firm it hurtsstill far better than the alternative though
>>42012870long hair = ai hugboxx
>>42012879eat more fat and give yourself diarrhea
>>42012814on it o7
>>42012910you're so ghostly queen
wish my hands weren't covered in random scars and marks
i’m never posting my hands bc they’re so hairy
shave them mugs
>>42012922irish heritage + not going outside lol
>>42012959exactly, that’s what i do (and despite getting a cut or two every time, they still rarely end up hairless)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCu9-kfaRJQ
>>42012994coal
metalheadmoder
>>42012990sorry :( could try waxing them, I guess. but what do I know
>>42013011you people call everything coal. show me something you DO like
>>42013021i have reusable wax strips but through user error when i tried them i just pulled on the hair with it pulling much out. i’m the ghostly hand anon, not the one who said her hands are too hairy to post
>>42013034i like it :)
>>42013060nta but i want to hold your hands
>>42013034i like Lord Snow
>>42013109that’s very sweet. unfortunately the person attached to that hand is underwhelming in attractiveness and personality
im a man
>>42012910fakemoder hands
>>42013188woahhhh me too
>>42013064yay :)>>42013149yeah you would wouldn't you (checking out their bandcamp nonetheless)
>>42013163it would still be nice, if only for a moment :)
>>42012814fat fingers
>>42013307damn ur nails are slick though
>>42013204if only they got me gendered female
>>42013307idk if this is rude but do you boof prog and if so how?
>>42013340lmao what is that question. I mean yeah I do..I just put it and that's it? I use some lotion on my hand before to make it easier to put it in.
>>42013219would it make you feel differently if i told you i was the one who posted the manmoder stargazing shit a few months ago?
>>42012814let me jack you off with my moid mits
>>42013370resident evil 7 gameplay footage
>>42013370this lighting is most dramatic and scary indeed
>>42013353FINGERS I MEAN MY I LUBE MYFINGER NOT MY WHOLE HAND IM NOT FISTING MYSELFG
>>42013399>IM NOT FISTING MYSELFGwell why the hell not?
>>42013399LOL we were sitting here talking about that and I was laughing my ass off imagining someone just putting their whole fucking hand up their ass and gently depositing the pill in like their lower intestine or something
>>42013354definitely not
>>42013422Idunno butt stuff is not fun for me I guess? I dont feel any pleasure from it>>42013427 i clowned myself on mmg now i need to commit suicide
>>42013427who is we??
>>42013473don't encourage it
>>42013473this thread is livestreamed to psych undergrad lecture
>>42013473me and YOU bbgirl.
>>42013486those students must fucking hate my ass
>>42013493nah they actually ship you with 4th poster in this tthread
>>42013353dont you scratch your butthole?
>>42013506I mean those are fingernails not knives and i just push a pill inside i dont really scrape anything
if i fisted a guy with an open cut on my hand would i get gangrene and lose the hand
>>42013501that’s crazy because i did commiserate with her…
>>42013530>commiserateis that like a french pastry?
>>42013552no, but these are. they’re called palmiers
>>42013521wild thanks for the QnA
Im a chad
>>42013567cute, what flavor is that? raspberry?>>42013569why did you seek this knowledge
not a single one of you i wouldn’t take a handjob from
>>42013583dont want to scratch my butthole
>>42013609fair enough, dont let your butt fear stop you from having cut long nails. You can always leave 1 nail out just for butt purposes
>>42013583yep! i made them for my mom for valentine’s day because i wanted to do something nice and was single lmao
>>42013660that's extremely sweet of you, wish i had better relationship with my mother
gotta take advantage of her loving me before i tell her i’m a tranny
>>42012910large ass slabs
pelt-cloakmoder
i’m sorry for having large ass slabs
>>42013745its okay nona just return the slab>>42013737what is shje hunting
>>42013774i thought the slab was like, my palm/hand?
i look like an ugly man
>>42013786no.. the slab is egiptian artifact that is cursed by king ramses..
>>42013804in that case, i have no slab to return
i gained 40 pounds and still have moidish skeletal hands and wrists because my bones are so massive as to stretch my skin
>>42013821this sounds like something a slabmoder would say
>>42013841LOL this literally happened to me, I thought getting fat would give me cute hands but I still have fucking lich king hands
>>42013844why did you even bring up slabs? there’s nothing that even looks like a slab in my picture
does anyone else have that thing where your palms turn grey in a slight cold while your fingers turn bone white
im strange looking
im an ugly low value fat homosexual should i die?
>>42013875fingers turning white in the cold sounds like it might be reynaud’s
Met some passoids at the bar...I act so malebrained
im the ugliest
new goal is to become a passoid in an adidas track jacket
>>42013938i looked it up and that looks a lot like what i have :/
best of luck with whatever measures should be taken, nona
Revelations never warned me how effete and retarded the end times would be
why is my uber driver flirting with me
because you’re a fakemoder
does having long hair make manmoding less painful
i’ve always had long hair, which maybe makes manmoding easier since no one questions it, but it doesn’t really help malefailing
i look bad and never malefail
peeing in the same BJ’s bathroom twice in one day
my long hair looks so god awful i just put it up in a bun
i've only mailfailed when sitting down and /or from behind
>>42014197same but i dont tie it up since that would look stupid and gay
>>42014213id rather be seen as a faggot than a straight man desu. women feel safer around faggots than around moids like me.
i should get a buzzcut to punish myself
>>42014121yea but it's still weird af
oh my god she admit it!
i wish i didnt look perpetually shellshocked and ravaged by life
do any moders want to go to the gravel pit and shoot at cans with me
yea that sounds fun
do any moders want to go to the corner and kiss and maybe hold hands with me
>>42014286can you shoot at me instead of the cans?
and there it is
why do i look so ugly?
any moders wanna day drink while walking the local nature trails with me?
>>42014320sorry for making everything about wanting to be killed
>>42006687
do any moders wanna hit whippets and rip splifs on the porch
any ‘moders want to take edibles an have me lie to them?
are you all paying for the drugs in these hypotheticals? because yea
>moids flirt with me all the time>girls don't even look at my directionlife is suffering
we are going 50/50 on the splifs but ill provide the whippets
upon further reflection i do not believe my finger is (still) tingly bc of the almost-day-ago cold but instead bc i hurt it somehow
fine ill be there in 30
>>42014229i want to be seen as scary and unassuming like the man i am
>>42014366i’ve got like 4 open packages of edibles and 2 unopened ones, so sure
moder intox play >>>>
it ain't "play" bro this is my default state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5irYBG0Wx8
>>42014425dont make me think about that again
nobody ever flirts with me, in fact people totally hate me because im super ugly and low value
same, ive never been flirted with
i can smell the desperation
>>42014485what
>>42014441coal, as always.
god iwnbaw
>>42014441preddy good
i am a man because i look like a man and i look like a man because i am a man
all my bitches men
>>42014510thanks nona, glad to always have a hater around
>>42014615any time. you listen to Lord Snow yet?
>>42014635there are multiple people posting music you absolute dweeb. why don't you post some fucking lord snow
>>42014667mocking me
https://unsee cc/album#JHK5jW0yz265long day of getting he/him’d ahead of me
>>42014660sheesh, i just see "emo" and assume it's the same person because i take it for granted you can't ALL have such bad taste.https://youtu.be/RyW3ryy_qBc?si=EqrlRFdQY1iWNp8F
>>42014703mogs me
>>42014705I'd have you drawn and quartered for shitting on other people's music taste
>>42014703you look pretty good imo
>>42014703you look lesbian af here
>>42014703dykemoder general
>>42014705ntn but I think there's only one emo song in this entire thread
>>42014727i would simply overpower the horses
>>42014745>>42014747i guess the general public thinks every lesbian is a he/him lesbian
>>42014703bro youre beautiful
>>42014745looking real bi lesbian here
>>42014485what desperation
>>42014705uuuuh actually that song was pop punk, DUMMY
leaving the heat off in my car to punish mysel (just under 0°C for non-americans)
im going to cry most of today i think and then maybe get food
>>42014799yours
>>42014804my bad i can't tell the difference since they're both fake and gay anyway
also my hands got mogged by everyone WTF!! i have long ass fingers :l
>>42014705you probably are just talking about me then, i always post emo/pop-punk
>>42014833desperation for what?
>>42014841sorry, I'll start exclusively listening to elder scrolls fanart punk rock. faggot
>>42014841> fake and gayholy age reveal
>>42014853i don't know what an "elder scrolls" is, youngun.
>>42014859is fake and gay considered old now? or for young people since it’s reddit now?
watching a local movie and within the first 30 minutes literally 80% of the names are foreignfuck this gay earth
>>42014877GGRKS!!bitch, the fucking album you literally just posted has a bunch of elder scrolls references. didn't listen since it's fake and gay though.
>>42014772:(
>>42014893closemindedmoder
>>42014917kill yourself jew
>>42014902idk nothin about that man i've been listening to this band for like a decade and this is just their latest album.
ray william johnsonmoder
>>42014882feel like it's been well over 10 years since fake and gay has slipped out of someone's mouth
>>42014441i like it, yay ^-^
no zoomer on 4chan actually speaks like other zoomers their age, they all speak like 30 year olds
have you considered that some of us are actually 30 years old
>>42015018im not talking about you
>few days ago another transbian told me I talk like a straight woman>cis f friends think I like men knowing very well I dated women in the past>girls I flirt with think I like menwhy the fuck everyone seem to think I'm a straight woman, this is comphet
I'm an insufferable millennial
i wasn't talking to you either? tf?
being a zoomer manmoder is hell
were you talking to me
vrooo nyermmm pshhhh
i'm talking to the man reading this
my breath smells kinda weird
>>42014981on the greentext sub they still say it, or at least they did until pretty recently, they have been doing the cat pysop as the obligatory comment for a while instead
>>42015106redditors on 4chan reddits just act like how they think channers act
>>42015106oh, i've no idea then, i don't use reddit
i look disgusting
>>42014913look, i’m flattered that you think i look like a woman, genuinely, but no one i interact with outside of this gen agrees
inshohld die for being a stupid repper im psychologically not manmoding j am so ugly thag j am repping
what if it was A Few Gay Men and Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson had sex
im a zillenial manmoder actually
sometimes when im sad i post an unsee just so people get mad at me then i screenshot all of them so the next 3 times i get sad i have stuff to make me feel better
>>42015257we know
>>42015257well now i can’t ever post an unsee because people will think im you
if i posted unsee nobody would think i'm her because nobody would find any reason to be mad at me. all they would feel is pity.
>>42015257literally can't get mad seeing pretty girls
>>42015279maybe she just said that so all of us stop posting unsees
people laugh at me in public
what cartoon world do you live in that people laugh at you in public
>>42015405this is just my fucked up sad reality
people stare slack-jawed at me in public because of my shocking beauty
why I don't have a girlfriend
>>42015420it's impossible to take you seriously when you post like this
>>42015442i know
i’ll see cis women with long midfaces and they look like women and i look an alien creature androgynous hominid what
>went from sensitive straight boy all the girls fawned over to lonely loser transbianwhy did I do this to myself
im still a sensitive straight boy im just also an adult moid on estrogen. no women fawned over me tho
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