a rival supervillian recently disbanded his team, and i now have the chancs to hire his lackeysi want to know if i should add his lackeys to my team, since they cost 1/16 in annual salary compared to my strongman minions, my supermodel majordomo, and my 300 iq mad scientisthis lackeys> an thick browed blonde majordomo (Henry), who goes by the name Lilith, and dresses in thick baggy black clothes. She? claims she is adept at hacking, but all she has hacked was my printer. She irritatingly used all of my expensive toner on printing "a catgirl hacked you, please use port forwarding, nya nya nya" memes, and when i rebuked her about it, she told me to look up SSH in the brattiest, but eerily monotone way possible.> a short, roided pink man. he claims social care packages despite claiming to be a man, and was planning on going on leave to graft an arm sock to his crotch or something. smells like tuna, and stares blankly at me with his puppy doll eyes, and calls me dude in the most irritating way possible. at least he is willing to take every single super steriod my mad scientist created, even the one that makes your nipples fall off> an edgy female scientist, who routinely reads yaoi at work, cusses like a sailor, doesnt shower, and has no motivation or sense of time whatsover. She told me she has extremely good team synergy with the pink man, before asking me to read her latest Ao3 Jungkook fanfic. then she drones on and on about how she is 0.5% Korean
>>42037004can they make animation memes
>>42037004*a short, roided pink man. he claims social care packages for WOMEN despite claiming to be a man,
