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white woman humor edition
qott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?
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>>42041231
>qott
cucked me
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>>42041231
to not exist
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>>42041247
damn, even worse than me, i just had mine talk about planning for future relationships and e-cuck me by sexting strangers
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>>42041231
>qott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?
making this terrible gen with a shitty qott
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i never dated you
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post-op manmoding is the future of manmoding
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having a cookie before bed
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indulging basketball autism before bed
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>>42041314
relatable
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>>42041231
i’m a rizzless unfuckable chud
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>>42041591
you made me snort
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its another neet day to waste...
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>>42041613
you and me both <3
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>>42041631
yeah wish I would have more from them then just sleeping thru half of them
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>>42041231
I let my ex be rude to me when I was venting to her :(
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qott:
>implying
I'm doom spiraling so hard over being malebrained. I'm mentally an AGP John 50 but I started E at 18
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>>42041231
>qott
i let her spread pretty horrible rumours about me for ages, to the point that i've had people come up to me in the past and accuse me of pretty heinous shit that i've literally never done
i try not to let it bother me too much, considering i was the one to violate her trust by insinuating i was interested in transition in the first place, but it's still something that unsettles me to this day
i guess on the bright side it made the whole process of cutting everyone off a lot easier because it was just easier to do that than actually try and explain everything, but the downside is that there's a small handful of people who would probably glass me on sight, which isn't ideal
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useless neet with no reason to live wednesday
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I passed my classes.
Immediately forgot all about emag, Fourier transforms, and transistors
I should not be an engineer
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my chest hurts do you guys think I'll get to die in my sleep tn :3
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no youre probly just a little stressed sleep well
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womp that's no fun
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If this post gets quads I'm killing myself
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yay! no quads!!
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>>42041767
YAY CONGRATS BITCH
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>>42041731
get a job hippy
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oh get a job? just get a job? why don’t i just strap on my job helmet, squeeze into a job cannon, and fly out into jobland, where jobs grow on jobees!!
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i'm blushing at you defending my neet honor
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having a gallon of milk before bed
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i will defend all your honors in the afterlife as the only true male here
t.boymoder
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i will defend all your honors in the afterlife as the only true male here
t.manmoder
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>>42042253
GOMABT diet
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>>42041767
exams are a gay relic, when you're working you'll understand when to use something from context and be able to look that shit up on google if absolutely necessary
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>>42042024
there aren't any
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>>42042141
i’m kinda defending my own neetdom too lol. but more than any defense, i’m referencing always sunny
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>>42041231
qott: let her make a clone of my dick. cunt
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>>42041231
>qott
ex?
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I'm avoidant but I'm trying to be better (isolating myself further)
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we should be avoidant together
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>>42042324
i'll pretend you didn't say this :)
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I want to work a real job but the last times I tried it didn't go well so I don't want to try again and waste my employer's time
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>>42042391
no thanks
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>>42041231
>qott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?
threaten to kill me
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i have to work for a bit to survive and realize my plans but it takes time away from my fp
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it is good to stay away from others in the long term
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I could get a job if I tried enough times I think. I'm not gonna though, that's like, boring...
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>>42042391
Need
Feel so inadequate though that I'd never be honest about my feelings with anyone
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there's a sort of assistant job available but I don't know if that's good for me because I have to deal with customers and stuff
why is everything low-skilled either laborious or exclusively customer service man I can't live like this
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>>42042910
not true for worms like me
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bump
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>>42042922
i dont like worms but i am at least getting better at showing them mercy for it is not their fault
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>>42042931
that's wrong, they don't deserve mercy. even if it's not their fault for being born that way they should still be ground into mulch for not being able to change. it's how it's supposed to work
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>>42042922
worms 4 ultimate mayhem deserve all the love
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I don't mulch worms because they are beneath my contempt. and also worm goo on my shoes would be icky, someone else can do it
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>>42042951
they are still gods creatures and deserve the love and care they were never shown otherwise
i shake hands with insects most days(not metaphorically, i touch spiders and rollie pollies if i find them)
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have you ever thought about if the spiders of the world don't want your greasy little digits touching them
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i wash my hands prior with pink lab soap prior and after and they give me reasonable interactions
i treat them as if i were working with them in a conservation setting
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from over here it looks like you're the spider rapist, you don't have consent to touch those spiders and they probably feel pressured to comply because of your frightening stature
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they crawl towards my hand and on me if anything i’m getting violated
unsurprising that no one believes women’s stories
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>>42042987
I'm not talking about real worms
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i know
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what does you being a woman have to do with anything, you could be a spider for all i know
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>>42043058
then you don't understand how life is supposed to work
but feigning empathy is also a valid thing for the strong to do, so I understand if that's the case
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i really need to poop ND ALSO iwnbaw AND also i didnt brush my teeth last night again and i have all this white stuff building up around my gums, weird!!!
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>>42043071
nothing feigned it hurts
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1. i was thinking about how much ibwant to be raped
2. then i was thibking about getting ffs and being a nice rapeable man
3. then i thought getting ffs and srs and and a bbl and still manmoding is probably the most ideal type of life
4. then i thought im so excited to surgerymaxx and ditch victorian era sexual morality
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Reading any smut?
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i'm also excited for you to get ffs because that means you'll stop posting for at least an entire 24 hours
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>>42043182
i dont read smut because the smut site i found when i was a kid was so extreme and well written and generally very curated that it ruined smut for me and i cant enjoy the normie sites. and reading old school smut lit is boring and slow burn so i dont enjoy it and so basically no i use my own mind
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im going to go eat pickles and eat a spoon of turmeric
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>>42043182
i prefer to listen to my smut. unfortunately most of the people who post it are really bad voice actors. or maybe i just have high standards. but either way its hard to find quality stuff so i dont get to relax and enjoy it very often
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i would have been a woman. if i was a woman i would have been a woman and so rhen when i didnt come out and when i did come out and failed and also when i was raped and also when intried to come out again and alsonwhen i didnt come out eseentially all those things meet together and show me the truth which isbthat im notna woman because i let my pelvis calcify
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i do wish i was a woman though but im not because im not a boymoder but a manmoder which is exceptionally humiliating because it means my hips will always be small and not feminine and then when we’re all in the segregated tranny retirement home everybody will be divided between big pelvis and small pelvis havers and i will be a small pelvis haver
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public boymoder execution on 29/12/2025
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tfw youre manmoding at the kill all trannies event and they don’t notice you
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after thinking about itbi thibk i want a mastectomy because ffs is too big a change and im never going to pass anyways semi circle four dots upside down numbers
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i hate my fetishes so much im so stupid
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all my fetishes would be fine if I was just a cute cis girl
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all my behavior would be fine if i could post face and be hot and then everybody would like me no matter how i acted
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>>42043339
not true for mine, they're still awful
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>>42043397
I don't really care, my post was about me
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>>42043407
okay, sorry for being annoying, my bad
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be honest am i dog coded or cat coded?
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>>42041689
lol same
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>>42043430
anon I've never met you before in my entire life, I don't know. tell me about yourself and I'll make an analysis
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>>42043430
im worm coded
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>>42043489
are you sure? worms are very hard workers, they spend practically all day burrowing, and are very helpful to their environment too. they're also very quiet, because they don't have mouths or any kind of vocal organ. these traits do not sound like the average mmg poster...
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I hate being 6'2
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>>42043504
you're right
what bug or minor animal would be the most worthless and ugliest available?
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>>42043440
i am avoidant but also hyperactive sometimes
i take things too personally and sometimes overwhelm people with my energy i suppose
i am very hurt if i dont get enough attention but sometimes i disappear if i feel unwanted
i like meeting new people lately which didnt used to be that way
i like cold weather and prefer isolating myself by being in a crowd or large city but also just in a room
i don’t like flashy clothes except for a few pieces like fur jackets
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>>42043537
>fur jackets
youre a POS
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>>42043531
a cuddlebug cuz ur worth everything ^_^
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>>42043531
maybe a botfly? they're not outright ugly themselves but their method of reproduction is notoriously grotesque and disgusting. they're also too small to really justify their existence even by being a food source for other animals. and of course they're literally parasites, dependant on other animals to survive but without any regard for the pain and health complications they cause their host. overall I think that's the most disgusting and ecologically worthless/negative bug I can think of
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>>42043548
faux fur hood jackets retard
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>>42043548
youre a retarded libtard used as a tool by the jews
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>>42043537
being avoidant despite having a high requirement for attention is definitely more cat coded than dog coded. dogs are highly sociable and can be clingy but they're also selfless and more than happy to give back the attention they receive. that said, you don't seem overly coded like either animal despite that one feline trait, you might just be needy-human-with-low-social-battery-and-self-esteem coded
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>>42043591
jews are good people
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>i think animals being slaughtered for profit is bad
>retarded libtard
ok.
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>>42043602
fox then
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if i whore myself with anglefrauded photos online what animal coded is that
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im going to have the coziest manmoder apartment once i dont have cis m roommates since literally everybody including other hons is intimidated by my presence unless they cna beat me up
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>>42043653
dog coded because you're desperate for praise and attention, that's a very canine trait
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>>42043657
:( its over for me in dogs years im dead dead
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>>42043653
mexicancoded
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>>42043666
>mexicancoded
that's fype of food not animals :c
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>>42043661
if you're not a youngshit in dog years you shouldn't even bother transitioning desu
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>>42043676
im sorry i had to i couldnt bear it
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i'm silverfish coded
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>>42043685
you like dank, dirty crevices? does your home have a mold problem?
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>>42043672
mexicans are animals ask anyone
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>>42043692
I just asked myself and it's not true
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>>42043688
>you like dank, dirty crevices?
idk if i like them, but i do live in them
>does your home have a mold problem?
it has mold but it's not a "problem"
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cant wait to clock in to my shift today to pretend to be a man for another ten hours
i wish i was just born a woman so i didnt have these feelings, how do i know if its a phase or if im really a tranny
Ive considered if im trans since at least 16 but likely earlier and im pretty aure i had earlier feelings
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>>42043704
lmao fair enough! live your life, silverfishmoder
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i dont even talk to people my own age or really have any social experiences at all and i dont know how to either so it basically doesnt matter what i am i guess
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watching the movies i thought of as aspirational before puberty and crying for hours after because i ruined my body and i will never be fulfilled ever and basically hollywood did this to me and i need to be a woman and im in pain
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>>42043740
me
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im bloated
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i should smoke cigarettes all day
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>>42043761
no!!!! stinky bad bad bad
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>>42043769
no they smell good actually
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>>42043781
>>42043781
bad!!!!
*sprays you with water*
bad bad bad!!!~!
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i think im being mocked
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i need cigret
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i will never be a normal midshit who started at 18 and got hip growth because i was raped and hate crimed and convinced to repress by a hostile family at 18 and i gave in because im a coward but also i feel like many people would and have given in under similar circumstances so im not that bad but it does hurt and i wish i would stop posting about it
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i think i’ll get icecream instead
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and basically my body looks like a normal male body
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>>42043949
this but mine looks like super male body
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cookies for breakfast ^_^
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>>42044102
fat fat disgusting piggy fatty
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>>42044102
1/7
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>>42043955
no way mine looks like a male body too
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>>42042391
i’ll avoid doing that
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i reek of semen and look so uniquely ugly today
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mine actually looks fairly convincingly like a female body, but sometimes I lie for sympathy
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mine looks like a bodybuilders
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>>42043213
tell me what kind of smut you’re into, i’ll voice act it even more poorly for you :)
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>>42043576
why would anyone assume that’s what you meant?
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>>42044233
can you put on a bunnysuit please?

>>42044249
can you put on a bunnysuit and a hardhat and belt with hammers?
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my biggest sin is envy
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>>42044282
why would I do that? I said I want sympathy, not unwashed truemoders jerking off to me
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my failing health made me lose 5kg
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>>42044282
sure buy me the bunnysuit first
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>>42044126
mean
>>42044132
idk what this means bro
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>>42044293
there was a study at stanford that concluded bunnysuits increase sympathy people feel towards you by 20%

>>42044307
check your dms
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>>42043733
IKTF anon.
there's some days where its a numb sort of feeling then bad ones where i want to rope the whole day.
i wish i was NORMAL
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i dont understand why im so male like what could i have done to deserve this (i know what i did)
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why didnt i flip pictures of rocks for millions of dollars in 2021 what ths fuck is my problem its like i wsnt to be poor
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>>42044315
OH SHIR U ACTUALLY CAME THRU
alright ill wait for it to arrive in about a week or so
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if a """"manmoder"""" actually puts on a bunnysuit and posts a picture in this thread to get a hundred thirsty replies because she looks like a woman i might actually do it
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>>42044467
>might actually do it
Will you also buy one?
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>>42044475
I'm obviously talking about killing myself
I would only put on a bunnysuit if it was to make someone laugh at the torment they're putting me through but I'm kidding I would never do that that sounds gay and stupid
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>>42044500
>I'm kidding
It's just some fabric, manmode up and put it on
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>>42044467
would you settle for a tummy pic in pjs
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>>42041231
>humor edition
DEI crap is cringe in 2025/26
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why did i paint my nails why did i get a faggy phone case i let a compliment go to my head my hands are awful and horrendous im a social pariah my stomach hurts i ate too much im going to explode
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>>42044520
no, kys, fag, degenerate, etc
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>>42044561
just get a black case
i made the same mistake and got a violet one so now i use fully black cases
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>>42044591
:( pls
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>>42044561
lol
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>>42044561
you got ONE compliment and thought that somehow erased your blocky man fingers??
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can you have a black case with a little moon or something as a man or is that too fruity
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>>42044632
you underestimate what a single compliment can make manmoder do
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>>42044639
thats good mine has sparkles
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>>42044536
quit being anti-woke
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>>42044663
that sounds autistic
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autism? on the 4chan tranny board? no way
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is having cases fembrained? my phone is pink but i dont got a case
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>>42044716
is clear with sparkles better then
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>>42044668
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>>42044736
even worse

>>42044728
if you're not concerned with appearing like a decent man you don't belong here
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>>42044745
then what would you suggest miss perfect?
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>>42044600
too late for that everyone knows. too late too late
>>42044632
too late too late too late
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>>42044745
>unironically thinking mmg is still for manmoders
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>>42044761
i ACTUALLY look like a man and in she’s all that the scene where she wears the dress and the guy is super impressed will never happen to me because i didnt transition in high school because im a retarded coward
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>>42044745
no one treats me as a tranny so i’m not gonna adjust my presentation
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>>42044756
a black wallet case

>>42044761
I know, I don't understand why I still come here
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>>42044816
to make me cry obviously
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decide my dinner
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>>42044932
hot dog
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>>42044932
mcdouble the most balanced burger there is (eat 3)
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>>42044932
cheesecake
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>>42044932
lobster with fried okra and wine
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Why do trans people not want to be friends with/date reppers
I thought the whole point of the lgbt community was to support people who have been marginalized or whatever
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what do you think would happen to moders in prison
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>>42044970
because reppers are energetic vampires and they suck joy out of anything they come in contact with
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>>42044932
this >>42044963
treat yourself lil nigga
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>>42044938
>>42044948
>>42044961
>>42044963
no mcdonalds coupons for that + no hotdogs near + i hate lobster so cheesecake it is
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i need to find a tranny salon cissies keep fucking up my shit and istg its on purpose
>>42044984
this, desu.
>>42044970
i dont like people being jealous / living vicariously through me. id rather you just troon out and be happy with yourself
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>>42044994
cheesecake is not a dinner you will kill yourself and i will plant a cheese bush on you grave and laught at u
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>>42044961
NTA but I'm going to eat a cheesecake today :)
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yea me 3
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>>42044994
garlic noodles
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>>42041231
im gonna kill myself for Christmas
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>>42045020
you will pay for your words
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>>42045014
>>42044984
maybe we just need support so we can feel comfortable being ourselves and by shunning us you're just being rude.
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>>42045046
mogs me

>>42045047
i dont have money
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>>42045014
yeah i should probably find a tranny salon too. asking someone to make my hair look feminine while looking like a man is utterly terrifying, so i just cut my own hair poorly
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>>42045049
leave this thread retard
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>>42045049
my sister in demiurge, no sane person will dump all their time and effort into sinkhole of despair, work on yourself first
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>>42045046
dandruff coded hair
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tfw nobody wants to date a sinkhole of despair but my path to being normal (ffs) was cut off (doctor said I wouldn't pass after)
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>>42045065
Not an argument
>>42045070
Maybe it's not a sinkhole, maybe it's a garden that just needs someone to water it so it can bloom
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>>42045081
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>>42045096
>Maybe it's not a sinkhole, maybe it's a garden that just needs someone to water it so it can bloom

welp, we will never know
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>>42045078
I do get that sometimes
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>>42044970
i think as a repper you just gotta accept that somethings cant happen until you start transitioning. hell im a moder and i dont hang out with tans people because im concerned that my negative self talk would effect them and i would have rancid vibes.
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>>42045096
you are literally part of the single most intelligent species on the planet and you're expecting to be tended and nurtured like a literal plant. you are the only person pathetic enough for me to be glad you have gender dysphoria
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if you want to be treated a garden then start acting like one
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>>42042904
should i even bother applying
i dont want to have to make a cv
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>>42044994
>>42045023
enjoy nonas
i cant eat anything processed or spiced because i get histamine reactions
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>>42045123
That's such a mean thing to say and I was obviously using a metaphor, not being literal.
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>>42045152
this is gonna sound really really stupid but like... cheesecake is processed?
that sounds really sucky for you either way, and I'm sorry to hear that, but this is news to me
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>>42045174
I think all baked goods are processed by definition, but what nona meant most likely is ultraprocessed?
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>>42045046
mogged again + i bet you have nice ilia
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>>42044561
how are you so stuck up. my phone case is pink with flowers at the bottom left lol
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>>42045193
I just checked and yeah they count as ultra processed it seems? because of dyes and shit apparently, idk I never really thought about that
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>>42045267
wdym stuck up
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>>42045301
what the fuck
okay this might be euro moment but what do you mean you have food dye in a cheesecake????
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>>42045261
you should hold a higher opinion of yourself anon
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im a brickhon
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>>42045051
you too
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>>42045349
mogs me im just a brick
a male brick
bob the brick
they call me john brick
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>>42045361
with my hips and wide ass ribcage i could never mog a soul
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>>42045375
bet
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>>42045379
what does that mean? im being deadass bro or do you not believe me
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>>42045338
this is “low opinion of yourself gen”
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>>42045325
well I googled if cheesecake is ultra processed and it said yes because of ingredients like preservatives and artificial dyes! if you like I can look at the box and see if it says what dyes it uses specifically
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>>42045393
i dont believe you

>>42045426
but cheesecake is something you make urself at home....
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i gained five pounds while telling myself it was a temporary binge before my real diet but i just finished baking a chocolate cake and the holidays are starting so im going to get another five pounds heavier. im at the heaviest weight i have ever been btw
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>>42045404
I get thinking you look like a man on mmg but anybody who just looks like a normal-faced man can't get mogged by me
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>>42045431
anon how would a homemade cheesecake be processed? I don't own a fucking factory! I figured it was obvious we were talking in regards to store bought cheesecake
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fuck my sinful gluttonous lustful envious wrathful prideful slothlike greedy manmoder life
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>>42045466
me
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how do u stop feeling unhappy as a skullhon
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should i rip out all my facial hair with tweezers or hope that my shitty home laser will do something this week
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>>42045610
neither and get real laser
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>>42045174
ment anything store bought because i dont wanna risk preservatives or something beeing triggers
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>>42045443
10 pounds is nothing
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>>42045610
if you plan on getting laser, you’re not supposed to pluck the same hair. that’s what the woman told me on the phone when i called about a laser consultation, at least
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so after a week i get a few barely visible stubbles (only visible if get on kissing distance) but no beard shadow
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>>42045625
anon if i weren't so scared to go outside i would not be diy and would be getting blood tests and electro

>>42045752
>if you plan on getting laser, you’re not supposed to pluck the same hair.
yeah that's what i mean by either or
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>>42045765
absolute coal of an essay and she came out anyway
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>>42045544
if i figure it out i’ll let you know
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>>42045790
wait seriously? i read that on the night before i was supposed to originally get ffs and then cancelled it
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i got laser, then found out they were using IPL for half my sessions. got fucking honlasered.
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>>42045737
have you considered that she might just be under 6 feet tall?
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>>42045845
this happens a lot actually. just gotta do your research
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>>42045824
>canceled ffs over some old, self loathing dogshit essay from someone clearly having a breakdown
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>>42045920
sorry im easily influenced :/
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>>42045927
same I canceled my first class trip to paris because I've heard their mcdonals isn't very good
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>>42045948
that's true actually same with uk
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>>42045874
i think im just going to build my own electrolysis machine
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why do people who get ffs seem more crazy and less happy than normies? why would passing not make you a happier person?
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>>42046006
kys
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tbt to having the Nurse with a Fat Ass shoot lidocaine down my pee hole
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>>42046013
:( Not a comment on u anon just general observation
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>>42046040
that shit would get me bricked the fuck up
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>>42045981
i would fuck this up i'm already half assing home laser
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>>42046103
lidocaine struggling to make it down as cum surges forth, army meeting army, the battle begins
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had a dream i got my dead dad’s car and was able to access a super detailed diary he kept in it electronically. what does this mean?
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i think it means you miss your dad
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i think it means you crave a mcdouble
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i want a mcdouble
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Mcdonald's is poo
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>>42046371
please dont say that this makes me very sad
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>>42046316
weird it took almost 6 years and 0 tears
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>>42046399
grief is nonlinear
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>>42046431
i’ll make your ass nonlinear
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my life is a linear progression towards suicide
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my life is linear progression towards nearest mcdonalds (i will be getting a mcdouble)
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>>42045152
tanks
was delicious
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>>42046463
mcdonalds is so fucking expensive rn its pissing me off
i remember the dollar menu and every day i curse myself for not realizing i was in good times
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>>42046487
yeah in my country it also used to be so so so cheap in the past but i'm still conditioned by it years later
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dude shut the fuck about mcdicks it tastes like shit and is always cold
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>>42046487
>i remember the dollar menu and every day i curse myself for not realizing i was in good times
me wishing i transitioned at a time when it was easier but i just wish i were a cis woman living in those times instead
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>>42046539
rude
its always delicious and always warm
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Go eat a wendys salad
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>>42046552
no wendys in my country
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>>42046539
skill issue lil nigga
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i wish mcdonald's used real potatoes
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not so real potato for not so real woman
fuck my mclife
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now you guys are making me want junk fast food
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>>42046541
The melancholy is so realllll
just want to be a normal cis chick in the 2000s ;-;
like ive found love and im starting to pass ok but what could have been never stops creeping up in the black matter of my brain
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>>42046589
ehehe
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im a cautionary tale for young reppers and dysphorics :/
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>>42045696
okay yeah that makes sense then, though honestly I didn't know just having preservatives was all it took to qualify as processed...
still, I'll just have to enjoy it for you, then! :)
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>>42046593
i'm a manmoder forever when i run out of hrt i might be too scared to even get more
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you're all gonna get so fat lmao
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>>42046633
the mcdouble is extremely balanced meal you cannot get fat from it
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>>42046633
this is a problem for u?
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>>42046633
i eat 1 meal a day and starve myself until i eat slop
iwnbaw
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>>42046633
it's true, if you ever eat mcdonalds or cheesecake EVER in your whole LIFE you become hugely obese instantly for the rest of time
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>>42046622
I hope you find a reason to keep trying
my problems are less physical im doing ok transitionwise i just cant try to actively publicly girlmode until i move cities and have my boyfriend with me lol
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>>42046657
this only happenes if you eat both mcdonalds AND cheesecake at the same time
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i don't wanna be like obese but i want to be a girl with good proportions
being underweight highlights my male bones
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>>42046665
if they ever release a mcdonalds cheesecake it's beyond over...
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>>42046689
i have bad news
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i eat mcdonald's multiple times a week and i'm not fat
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>>42046657
i don’t stand for cheesecake slander
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>>42046572
what the fuck else would their fries be made of?
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>>42046746
cheesecakes...
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>>42046746
I prepare these. they're made out of the trainees with the slowest service times. one trainee equals like 500-800 orders of fries depending on height and elemental composition
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>>42046771
madness.
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>>42046771
cheesecake fries would be so fucking good if you somehow made that work
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>>42046719
I was being facetious, silly! cheesecakes are wonderful, I'd never imply they can do any wrong for real
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>>42046746
my high school science teacher told us they were made out of some sort of proprietary sludge of blended weeds
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>>42046633
that’s okay. maybe it’ll give me nice boobs and a nice butt
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they are made from regular potatoes but they do mash them beforehand so they can get them to the shapes they want
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>>42046663
i live in a really liberal area if i am too scared to take hrt here i wouldn't last a day anywhere
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fat fat little rotund piggies. going to roll you around with the heel of my shoe till you scream



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