prev - >>42031462white woman humor editionqott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?
>>42041231>qottcucked me
>>42041231to not exist
>>42041247damn, even worse than me, i just had mine talk about planning for future relationships and e-cuck me by sexting strangers
>>42041231>qott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?making this terrible gen with a shitty qott
i never dated you
post-op manmoding is the future of manmoding
having a cookie before bed
indulging basketball autism before bed
>>42041314relatable
>>42041231i’m a rizzless unfuckable chud
>>42041591you made me snort
its another neet day to waste...
>>42041613you and me both <3
>>42041631yeah wish I would have more from them then just sleeping thru half of them
>>42041231I let my ex be rude to me when I was venting to her :(
qott:>implyingI'm doom spiraling so hard over being malebrained. I'm mentally an AGP John 50 but I started E at 18
>>42041231>qotti let her spread pretty horrible rumours about me for ages, to the point that i've had people come up to me in the past and accuse me of pretty heinous shit that i've literally never donei try not to let it bother me too much, considering i was the one to violate her trust by insinuating i was interested in transition in the first place, but it's still something that unsettles me to this dayi guess on the bright side it made the whole process of cutting everyone off a lot easier because it was just easier to do that than actually try and explain everything, but the downside is that there's a small handful of people who would probably glass me on sight, which isn't ideal
useless neet with no reason to live wednesday
I passed my classes. Immediately forgot all about emag, Fourier transforms, and transistors I should not be an engineer
my chest hurts do you guys think I'll get to die in my sleep tn :3
no youre probly just a little stressed sleep well
womp that's no fun
If this post gets quads I'm killing myself
yay! no quads!!
>>42041767YAY CONGRATS BITCH
>>42041731get a job hippy
oh get a job? just get a job? why don’t i just strap on my job helmet, squeeze into a job cannon, and fly out into jobland, where jobs grow on jobees!!
i'm blushing at you defending my neet honor
having a gallon of milk before bed
i will defend all your honors in the afterlife as the only true male here t.boymoder
i will defend all your honors in the afterlife as the only true male here t.manmoder
>>42042253GOMABT diet
>>42041767exams are a gay relic, when you're working you'll understand when to use something from context and be able to look that shit up on google if absolutely necessary
>>42042024there aren't any
>>42042141i’m kinda defending my own neetdom too lol. but more than any defense, i’m referencing always sunny
>>42041231qott: let her make a clone of my dick. cunt
>>42041231>qottex?
I'm avoidant but I'm trying to be better (isolating myself further)
we should be avoidant together
>>42042324i'll pretend you didn't say this :)
I want to work a real job but the last times I tried it didn't go well so I don't want to try again and waste my employer's time
>>42042391no thanks
>>42041231>qott: what’s the worst thing you let an ex get away with?threaten to kill me
i have to work for a bit to survive and realize my plans but it takes time away from my fp
it is good to stay away from others in the long term
I could get a job if I tried enough times I think. I'm not gonna though, that's like, boring...
>>42042391NeedFeel so inadequate though that I'd never be honest about my feelings with anyone
there's a sort of assistant job available but I don't know if that's good for me because I have to deal with customers and stuff why is everything low-skilled either laborious or exclusively customer service man I can't live like this
>>42042910not true for worms like me
bump
>>42042922i dont like worms but i am at least getting better at showing them mercy for it is not their fault
>>42042931that's wrong, they don't deserve mercy. even if it's not their fault for being born that way they should still be ground into mulch for not being able to change. it's how it's supposed to work
>>42042922worms 4 ultimate mayhem deserve all the love
I don't mulch worms because they are beneath my contempt. and also worm goo on my shoes would be icky, someone else can do it
>>42042951they are still gods creatures and deserve the love and care they were never shown otherwise i shake hands with insects most days(not metaphorically, i touch spiders and rollie pollies if i find them)
have you ever thought about if the spiders of the world don't want your greasy little digits touching them
i wash my hands prior with pink lab soap prior and after and they give me reasonable interactions i treat them as if i were working with them in a conservation setting
from over here it looks like you're the spider rapist, you don't have consent to touch those spiders and they probably feel pressured to comply because of your frightening stature
they crawl towards my hand and on me if anything i’m getting violated unsurprising that no one believes women’s stories
>>42042987I'm not talking about real worms
i know
what does you being a woman have to do with anything, you could be a spider for all i know
>>42043058then you don't understand how life is supposed to workbut feigning empathy is also a valid thing for the strong to do, so I understand if that's the case
i really need to poop ND ALSO iwnbaw AND also i didnt brush my teeth last night again and i have all this white stuff building up around my gums, weird!!!
>>42043071nothing feigned it hurts
1. i was thinking about how much ibwant to be raped2. then i was thibking about getting ffs and being a nice rapeable man3. then i thought getting ffs and srs and and a bbl and still manmoding is probably the most ideal type of life4. then i thought im so excited to surgerymaxx and ditch victorian era sexual morality
Reading any smut?
i'm also excited for you to get ffs because that means you'll stop posting for at least an entire 24 hours
>>42043182i dont read smut because the smut site i found when i was a kid was so extreme and well written and generally very curated that it ruined smut for me and i cant enjoy the normie sites. and reading old school smut lit is boring and slow burn so i dont enjoy it and so basically no i use my own mind
im going to go eat pickles and eat a spoon of turmeric
>>42043182i prefer to listen to my smut. unfortunately most of the people who post it are really bad voice actors. or maybe i just have high standards. but either way its hard to find quality stuff so i dont get to relax and enjoy it very often
i would have been a woman. if i was a woman i would have been a woman and so rhen when i didnt come out and when i did come out and failed and also when i was raped and also when intried to come out again and alsonwhen i didnt come out eseentially all those things meet together and show me the truth which isbthat im notna woman because i let my pelvis calcify
i do wish i was a woman though but im not because im not a boymoder but a manmoder which is exceptionally humiliating because it means my hips will always be small and not feminine and then when we’re all in the segregated tranny retirement home everybody will be divided between big pelvis and small pelvis havers and i will be a small pelvis haver
public boymoder execution on 29/12/2025
tfw youre manmoding at the kill all trannies event and they don’t notice you
after thinking about itbi thibk i want a mastectomy because ffs is too big a change and im never going to pass anyways semi circle four dots upside down numbers
i hate my fetishes so much im so stupid
all my fetishes would be fine if I was just a cute cis girl
all my behavior would be fine if i could post face and be hot and then everybody would like me no matter how i acted
>>42043339not true for mine, they're still awful
>>42043397I don't really care, my post was about me
>>42043407okay, sorry for being annoying, my bad
be honest am i dog coded or cat coded?
>>42041689lol same
>>42043430anon I've never met you before in my entire life, I don't know. tell me about yourself and I'll make an analysis
>>42043430im worm coded
>>42043489are you sure? worms are very hard workers, they spend practically all day burrowing, and are very helpful to their environment too. they're also very quiet, because they don't have mouths or any kind of vocal organ. these traits do not sound like the average mmg poster...
I hate being 6'2
>>42043504you're rightwhat bug or minor animal would be the most worthless and ugliest available?
>>42043440i am avoidant but also hyperactive sometimes i take things too personally and sometimes overwhelm people with my energy i suppose i am very hurt if i dont get enough attention but sometimes i disappear if i feel unwanted i like meeting new people lately which didnt used to be that way i like cold weather and prefer isolating myself by being in a crowd or large city but also just in a room i don’t like flashy clothes except for a few pieces like fur jackets
>>42043537>fur jacketsyoure a POS
>>42043531a cuddlebug cuz ur worth everything ^_^
>>42043531maybe a botfly? they're not outright ugly themselves but their method of reproduction is notoriously grotesque and disgusting. they're also too small to really justify their existence even by being a food source for other animals. and of course they're literally parasites, dependant on other animals to survive but without any regard for the pain and health complications they cause their host. overall I think that's the most disgusting and ecologically worthless/negative bug I can think of
>>42043548faux fur hood jackets retard
>>42043548youre a retarded libtard used as a tool by the jews
>>42043537being avoidant despite having a high requirement for attention is definitely more cat coded than dog coded. dogs are highly sociable and can be clingy but they're also selfless and more than happy to give back the attention they receive. that said, you don't seem overly coded like either animal despite that one feline trait, you might just be needy-human-with-low-social-battery-and-self-esteem coded
>>42043591jews are good people
>i think animals being slaughtered for profit is bad>retarded libtardok.
>>42043602fox then
if i whore myself with anglefrauded photos online what animal coded is that
im going to have the coziest manmoder apartment once i dont have cis m roommates since literally everybody including other hons is intimidated by my presence unless they cna beat me up
>>42043653dog coded because you're desperate for praise and attention, that's a very canine trait
>>42043657:( its over for me in dogs years im dead dead
>>42043653mexicancoded
>>42043666>mexicancodedthat's fype of food not animals :c
>>42043661if you're not a youngshit in dog years you shouldn't even bother transitioning desu
>>42043676im sorry i had to i couldnt bear it
i'm silverfish coded
>>42043685you like dank, dirty crevices? does your home have a mold problem?
>>42043672mexicans are animals ask anyone
>>42043692I just asked myself and it's not true
>>42043688>you like dank, dirty crevices? idk if i like them, but i do live in them>does your home have a mold problem?it has mold but it's not a "problem"
cant wait to clock in to my shift today to pretend to be a man for another ten hoursi wish i was just born a woman so i didnt have these feelings, how do i know if its a phase or if im really a trannyIve considered if im trans since at least 16 but likely earlier and im pretty aure i had earlier feelings
>>42043704lmao fair enough! live your life, silverfishmoder
i dont even talk to people my own age or really have any social experiences at all and i dont know how to either so it basically doesnt matter what i am i guess
watching the movies i thought of as aspirational before puberty and crying for hours after because i ruined my body and i will never be fulfilled ever and basically hollywood did this to me and i need to be a woman and im in pain
>>42043740me
im bloated
i should smoke cigarettes all day
>>42043761no!!!! stinky bad bad bad
>>42043769no they smell good actually
>>42043781>>42043781bad!!!!*sprays you with water*bad bad bad!!!~!
i think im being mocked
i need cigret
i will never be a normal midshit who started at 18 and got hip growth because i was raped and hate crimed and convinced to repress by a hostile family at 18 and i gave in because im a coward but also i feel like many people would and have given in under similar circumstances so im not that bad but it does hurt and i wish i would stop posting about it
i think i’ll get icecream instead
and basically my body looks like a normal male body
>>42043949this but mine looks like super male body
cookies for breakfast ^_^
>>42044102fat fat disgusting piggy fatty
>>420441021/7
>>42043955no way mine looks like a male body too
>>42042391i’ll avoid doing that
i reek of semen and look so uniquely ugly today
mine actually looks fairly convincingly like a female body, but sometimes I lie for sympathy
mine looks like a bodybuilders
>>42043213tell me what kind of smut you’re into, i’ll voice act it even more poorly for you :)
>>42043576why would anyone assume that’s what you meant?
>>42044233can you put on a bunnysuit please?>>42044249can you put on a bunnysuit and a hardhat and belt with hammers?
my biggest sin is envy
>>42044282why would I do that? I said I want sympathy, not unwashed truemoders jerking off to me
my failing health made me lose 5kg
>>42044282sure buy me the bunnysuit first
>>42044126mean>>42044132idk what this means bro
>>42044293there was a study at stanford that concluded bunnysuits increase sympathy people feel towards you by 20%>>42044307check your dms
>>42043733IKTF anon.there's some days where its a numb sort of feeling then bad ones where i want to rope the whole day.i wish i was NORMAL
i dont understand why im so male like what could i have done to deserve this (i know what i did)
why didnt i flip pictures of rocks for millions of dollars in 2021 what ths fuck is my problem its like i wsnt to be poor
>>42044315OH SHIR U ACTUALLY CAME THRU alright ill wait for it to arrive in about a week or so
if a """"manmoder"""" actually puts on a bunnysuit and posts a picture in this thread to get a hundred thirsty replies because she looks like a woman i might actually do it
>>42044467>might actually do itWill you also buy one?
>>42044475I'm obviously talking about killing myselfI would only put on a bunnysuit if it was to make someone laugh at the torment they're putting me through but I'm kidding I would never do that that sounds gay and stupid
>>42044500>I'm kiddingIt's just some fabric, manmode up and put it on
>>42044467would you settle for a tummy pic in pjs
>>42041231>humor editionDEI crap is cringe in 2025/26
why did i paint my nails why did i get a faggy phone case i let a compliment go to my head my hands are awful and horrendous im a social pariah my stomach hurts i ate too much im going to explode
>>42044520no, kys, fag, degenerate, etc
>>42044561just get a black casei made the same mistake and got a violet one so now i use fully black cases
>>42044591:( pls
>>42044561lol
>>42044561you got ONE compliment and thought that somehow erased your blocky man fingers??
can you have a black case with a little moon or something as a man or is that too fruity
>>42044632you underestimate what a single compliment can make manmoder do
>>42044639thats good mine has sparkles
>>42044536quit being anti-woke
>>42044663that sounds autistic
autism? on the 4chan tranny board? no way
is having cases fembrained? my phone is pink but i dont got a case
>>42044716is clear with sparkles better then
>>42044668
>>42044736even worse>>42044728if you're not concerned with appearing like a decent man you don't belong here
>>42044745then what would you suggest miss perfect?
>>42044600too late for that everyone knows. too late too late>>42044632too late too late too late
>>42044745>unironically thinking mmg is still for manmoders
>>42044761i ACTUALLY look like a man and in she’s all that the scene where she wears the dress and the guy is super impressed will never happen to me because i didnt transition in high school because im a retarded coward
>>42044745no one treats me as a tranny so i’m not gonna adjust my presentation
>>42044756a black wallet case>>42044761I know, I don't understand why I still come here
>>42044816to make me cry obviously
decide my dinner
>>42044932hot dog
>>42044932mcdouble the most balanced burger there is (eat 3)
>>42044932cheesecake
>>42044932lobster with fried okra and wine
Why do trans people not want to be friends with/date reppers I thought the whole point of the lgbt community was to support people who have been marginalized or whatever
what do you think would happen to moders in prison
>>42044970because reppers are energetic vampires and they suck joy out of anything they come in contact with
>>42044932this >>42044963treat yourself lil nigga
>>42044938>>42044948>>42044961>>42044963no mcdonalds coupons for that + no hotdogs near + i hate lobster so cheesecake it is
i need to find a tranny salon cissies keep fucking up my shit and istg its on purpose>>42044984this, desu.>>42044970i dont like people being jealous / living vicariously through me. id rather you just troon out and be happy with yourself
>>42044994cheesecake is not a dinner you will kill yourself and i will plant a cheese bush on you grave and laught at u
>>42044961NTA but I'm going to eat a cheesecake today :)
yea me 3
>>42044994garlic noodles
>>42041231im gonna kill myself for Christmas
>>42045020you will pay for your words
>>42045014>>42044984maybe we just need support so we can feel comfortable being ourselves and by shunning us you're just being rude.
>>42045046mogs me>>42045047i dont have money
>>42045014yeah i should probably find a tranny salon too. asking someone to make my hair look feminine while looking like a man is utterly terrifying, so i just cut my own hair poorly
>>42045049leave this thread retard
>>42045049my sister in demiurge, no sane person will dump all their time and effort into sinkhole of despair, work on yourself first
>>42045046dandruff coded hair
tfw nobody wants to date a sinkhole of despair but my path to being normal (ffs) was cut off (doctor said I wouldn't pass after)
>>42045065Not an argument>>42045070Maybe it's not a sinkhole, maybe it's a garden that just needs someone to water it so it can bloom
>>42045081
>>42045096>Maybe it's not a sinkhole, maybe it's a garden that just needs someone to water it so it can bloomwelp, we will never know
>>42045078I do get that sometimes
>>42044970i think as a repper you just gotta accept that somethings cant happen until you start transitioning. hell im a moder and i dont hang out with tans people because im concerned that my negative self talk would effect them and i would have rancid vibes.
>>42045096you are literally part of the single most intelligent species on the planet and you're expecting to be tended and nurtured like a literal plant. you are the only person pathetic enough for me to be glad you have gender dysphoria
if you want to be treated a garden then start acting like one
>>42042904should i even bother applyingi dont want to have to make a cv
>>42044994>>42045023enjoy nonasi cant eat anything processed or spiced because i get histamine reactions
>>42045123That's such a mean thing to say and I was obviously using a metaphor, not being literal.
>>42045152this is gonna sound really really stupid but like... cheesecake is processed?that sounds really sucky for you either way, and I'm sorry to hear that, but this is news to me
>>42045174I think all baked goods are processed by definition, but what nona meant most likely is ultraprocessed?
>>42045046mogged again + i bet you have nice ilia
>>42044561how are you so stuck up. my phone case is pink with flowers at the bottom left lol
>>42045193I just checked and yeah they count as ultra processed it seems? because of dyes and shit apparently, idk I never really thought about that
>>42045267wdym stuck up
>>42045301what the fuckokay this might be euro moment but what do you mean you have food dye in a cheesecake????
>>42045261you should hold a higher opinion of yourself anon
im a brickhon
>>42045051you too
>>42045349mogs me im just a bricka male brickbob the brickthey call me john brick
>>42045361with my hips and wide ass ribcage i could never mog a soul
>>42045375bet
>>42045379what does that mean? im being deadass bro or do you not believe me
>>42045338this is “low opinion of yourself gen”
>>42045325well I googled if cheesecake is ultra processed and it said yes because of ingredients like preservatives and artificial dyes! if you like I can look at the box and see if it says what dyes it uses specifically
>>42045393i dont believe you>>42045426but cheesecake is something you make urself at home....
i gained five pounds while telling myself it was a temporary binge before my real diet but i just finished baking a chocolate cake and the holidays are starting so im going to get another five pounds heavier. im at the heaviest weight i have ever been btw
>>42045404I get thinking you look like a man on mmg but anybody who just looks like a normal-faced man can't get mogged by me
>>42045431anon how would a homemade cheesecake be processed? I don't own a fucking factory! I figured it was obvious we were talking in regards to store bought cheesecake
fuck my sinful gluttonous lustful envious wrathful prideful slothlike greedy manmoder life
>>42045466me
how do u stop feeling unhappy as a skullhon
should i rip out all my facial hair with tweezers or hope that my shitty home laser will do something this week
>>42045610neither and get real laser
>>42045174ment anything store bought because i dont wanna risk preservatives or something beeing triggers
>>4204544310 pounds is nothing
>>42045610if you plan on getting laser, you’re not supposed to pluck the same hair. that’s what the woman told me on the phone when i called about a laser consultation, at least
https://medium.com/@jencoates/i-am-a-transwoman-i-am-in-the-closet-i-am-not-coming-out-4c2dd1907e42
so after a week i get a few barely visible stubbles (only visible if get on kissing distance) but no beard shadow
>>42045625anon if i weren't so scared to go outside i would not be diy and would be getting blood tests and electro>>42045752>if you plan on getting laser, you’re not supposed to pluck the same hair.yeah that's what i mean by either or
>>42045765absolute coal of an essay and she came out anyway
>>42045544if i figure it out i’ll let you know
>>42045790wait seriously? i read that on the night before i was supposed to originally get ffs and then cancelled it
i got laser, then found out they were using IPL for half my sessions. got fucking honlasered.
>>42045737have you considered that she might just be under 6 feet tall?
>>42045845this happens a lot actually. just gotta do your research
>>42045824>canceled ffs over some old, self loathing dogshit essay from someone clearly having a breakdown
>>42045920sorry im easily influenced :/
>>42045927same I canceled my first class trip to paris because I've heard their mcdonals isn't very good
>>42045948that's true actually same with uk
>>42045874i think im just going to build my own electrolysis machine
why do people who get ffs seem more crazy and less happy than normies? why would passing not make you a happier person?
>>42046006kys
tbt to having the Nurse with a Fat Ass shoot lidocaine down my pee hole
>>42046013:( Not a comment on u anon just general observation
>>42046040that shit would get me bricked the fuck up
>>42045981i would fuck this up i'm already half assing home laser
>>42046103lidocaine struggling to make it down as cum surges forth, army meeting army, the battle begins
had a dream i got my dead dad’s car and was able to access a super detailed diary he kept in it electronically. what does this mean?
i think it means you miss your dad
i think it means you crave a mcdouble
i want a mcdouble
Mcdonald's is poo
>>42046371please dont say that this makes me very sad
>>42046316weird it took almost 6 years and 0 tears
>>42046399grief is nonlinear
>>42046431i’ll make your ass nonlinear
my life is a linear progression towards suicide
my life is linear progression towards nearest mcdonalds (i will be getting a mcdouble)
>>42045152tankswas delicious
>>42046463mcdonalds is so fucking expensive rn its pissing me offi remember the dollar menu and every day i curse myself for not realizing i was in good times
>>42046487yeah in my country it also used to be so so so cheap in the past but i'm still conditioned by it years later
dude shut the fuck about mcdicks it tastes like shit and is always cold
>>42046487>i remember the dollar menu and every day i curse myself for not realizing i was in good timesme wishing i transitioned at a time when it was easier but i just wish i were a cis woman living in those times instead
>>42046539rudeits always delicious and always warm
Go eat a wendys salad
>>42046552no wendys in my country
>>42046539skill issue lil nigga
i wish mcdonald's used real potatoes
not so real potato for not so real womanfuck my mclife
now you guys are making me want junk fast food
>>42046541The melancholy is so reallllljust want to be a normal cis chick in the 2000s ;-;like ive found love and im starting to pass ok but what could have been never stops creeping up in the black matter of my brain
>>42046589ehehe
im a cautionary tale for young reppers and dysphorics :/
>>42045696okay yeah that makes sense then, though honestly I didn't know just having preservatives was all it took to qualify as processed... still, I'll just have to enjoy it for you, then! :)
>>42046593i'm a manmoder forever when i run out of hrt i might be too scared to even get more
you're all gonna get so fat lmao
>>42046633the mcdouble is extremely balanced meal you cannot get fat from it
>>42046633this is a problem for u?
>>42046633i eat 1 meal a day and starve myself until i eat slopiwnbaw
>>42046633it's true, if you ever eat mcdonalds or cheesecake EVER in your whole LIFE you become hugely obese instantly for the rest of time
>>42046622I hope you find a reason to keep tryingmy problems are less physical im doing ok transitionwise i just cant try to actively publicly girlmode until i move cities and have my boyfriend with me lol
>>42046657this only happenes if you eat both mcdonalds AND cheesecake at the same time
i don't wanna be like obese but i want to be a girl with good proportionsbeing underweight highlights my male bones
>>42046665if they ever release a mcdonalds cheesecake it's beyond over...
>>42046689i have bad news
i eat mcdonald's multiple times a week and i'm not fat
>>42046657i don’t stand for cheesecake slander
>>42046572what the fuck else would their fries be made of?
>>42046746cheesecakes...
>>42046746I prepare these. they're made out of the trainees with the slowest service times. one trainee equals like 500-800 orders of fries depending on height and elemental composition
>>42046771madness.
>>42046771cheesecake fries would be so fucking good if you somehow made that work
>>42046719I was being facetious, silly! cheesecakes are wonderful, I'd never imply they can do any wrong for real
>>42046746my high school science teacher told us they were made out of some sort of proprietary sludge of blended weeds
>>42046633that’s okay. maybe it’ll give me nice boobs and a nice butt
they are made from regular potatoes but they do mash them beforehand so they can get them to the shapes they want
>>42046663i live in a really liberal area if i am too scared to take hrt here i wouldn't last a day anywhere
fat fat little rotund piggies. going to roll you around with the heel of my shoe till you scream