A mighty wizard shows up and he can transform you into either of these two people, or either of the dogs. Which do you select?
>>42050490i'll just stay myself, thanks bro
im prettier than the foid imma tell this wizard to kick rocks
>>42050527be nice to the wizardhe could turn you into a toad or something
>>42050490Ugly people ugly dog breeds what's the point here why can't I be a cool dog?
>>42050716Are looks all that matter?
>>42050490I would say no only because I don't wanna lose out on so much of my life and just become old. That being said, if I had to, I honestly don't think being an older lady is that bad. Better than being an older man, or, say, A FUCKING DOG!!!
>>42050490this is a gotcha isn't it? like they committed an awful crime or they were tortured to death or something.
>>42050786I think I found them in a Southern Living magazine or something.
the dude
>>42050490Is it like, the wizard will kill me if I don't choose?I'd probably say the woman regardless.I think I'd rather be a lakeside dock wife than a lot of other things. She looks happy, and her shoes are cute.Besides, if I wanted to make an edgy joke, I'd say that as a white woman she's probably having sex with the man and both dogs, so...>t. repper
>>42051113ok sorry im wrong they own a restaurant and shop that sells like artisan rice and jelly and clothing in jacksonville florida
>>42050731Yes
>>42051421would you want to be operated on by a surgeon who was given the job just for being hot?
>>42051451If that translates to them making me hot, then yes.Otherwise, I can sense the pause.
>>42050490left dog
>>42051451I want to be the dog.
>>42051623which dog?
>>42050490The guy
>>42051646Left I guess
