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>I'm sorry, your donation was deferred
>you can try to donate blood again in 2030
>here's your $50 gift card
>I feel rotten bc if I was a real woman it wouldn't matter
>but I can't donate cuz apparently to the Red Cross I'm a filthy whore and a faggot
>ruminate on the way home
>stop at the grocery store to pee
>use the men's room, which just makes me remember the time I got molested in the men's room because I'm a male with tits
>burst into tears on the toilet
>why do I have to be so fucking useless?
>maybe if I donated the $50, God would be pleased
>look up the closest catholic mass
>I can just put the $50 in the offertory plate
>show up and it's in spanish, I don't understand a thing
>don't take communion because I'm unclean
>wait, they didn't pass around the collection plate???
>fuck, the website says they only take offerings on weekends
>maybe if I gave the $50 to the homeless, God would be pleased
>at the train station back
>homeless guy going around, "you got a dollar? you got a dollar?"
>I nod at him shyly
>he comes over
>"you got a dollar?"
>take out the envelope
>yeah, look, I just got this today, it's got money on it–
>cop immediately shoves him away from me
>"move along, move along, time to leave"
>still got the $50 card
>hmm the church has a toy drive and a free pantry
>maybe if I bought toys and food with the $50 and donated those, God would be pleased
>head to target
>just outside, another homeless guy asks for money
>hand him the envelope
>it's got $50, you can't use it in ATMs but you can pay with it, we just have to activate it
>okay, I try to scan the QR code on the outside
>immediately my phone dies
>fuck
>I give him the envelope anyway and now he has to beg somebody else to use their phone
>ok, I still feel unsatisfied
>maybe the point is I can't buy salvation and there's nothing I can do that will please God
>in target, I buy some toys and groceries for the hell of it
>ring it up at self checkout
>it's $50
What did He mean by this?
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>>42051263
I'm sorry nona. I'm rooting for you
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>>42051263
So how was the toy drive?
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>>42051263
>>in target, I buy some toys and groceries for the hell of it
>>ring it up at self checkout
>>it's $50
>What did He mean by this?
that despite red cross being retards (they stopped the fags cant into blood thing in other places despite the aids stats still being shit, so they should accept tranny blood too), big J wants you to take care of yourself too - next time keep the gift card, buy the toys and groceries, donate some toys, and let real individuals judge you by your actions, not by this perverted faith that mistreats its cripples instead of caring for them
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>>42051263
God sees intention, nona. So I think you're good there.
For works, like this anon says >>42052545 best to donate and let a nonprofit sort things out.
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>>42051263
>buys himself groceries instead of only toys for starving orphans
You'll be severely punished for that anon.
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>>42051263
disgusting whore
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>>42051263
I like your story nona, I hope you can find peace



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