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qott: do you go to the gym? what's your routine?

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why do so many people who claim to read refuse to post pics of their bookshelf and or ereader list. Curious
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>>42051395
Yeah, I am jacked
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I will make gender dysphoria airborne.
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18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3
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>>42051395
lost at 100 sweeps. when she goes to do the real thing its gonna feel super easy now. like when Goku takes off his weighted clothes
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We must refrain from toxic masculinity
We must reduce economic inequality
We must pay reparations for the transgressions of our ancestors
We must dismantle oppressive societal institutions
We must check our privilege
We must listen when a black woman speaks
We must acknowledge that our country is built on stolen land
We must acknowledge that no human is illegal
We must acknowledge that BIPOC trans sex workers are valid and their lives matter
We must dismantle the police
We must practice an ethically conscious vegan diet
We must read the writings of BIPOC and gender diverse authors
We must police our language against micro-aggressions
We must prefer to use thoughtful and inclusive language
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
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>>42051408
lol
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What games are actually good?
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>>42051427
they haven't made a good game since rome total war
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>>42051427
The God of War games
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>>42051427
real life
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>>42051405
I don't want them to know it's all erotica. Every last one.
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>>42051427
Genshin Impact
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>>42051427
I like all the Zelda games and all the fallout games
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>>42051395
>qott: do you go to the gym? what's your routine?
yeah, i do a 5 day split, 3 upper days 2 lower. kind of a combo of strength and hypertrophy work to keep it fun but also make my body nicer.
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>>42051395
i will get back into lifting in the new year ^^ i wanna eat a bunch and get some muscle then eventually get fat grafting for an optimized butt!
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hello trannies or as I like to call them pretend women
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Lifting friends, what's the best way to work out forearms?
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>>42051463
I heard those bbl butts stink
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>>42051463
if you're on e you should just be able to weight cycle and train hard to build a really nice butt. i guess fat transfer can't hurt.

>>42051467
wrist curls or meow meows. it partially depends on if you just want them bigger or if you're trying to build better grip strength.
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>>42051477
dat STANK
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>>42051467
Lift a deadlift and hold it at the top as long as you can
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Is the supreme gentleman gamer still here
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>>42051442
oricorio of time is DOGSHITTT-AH
>>42051395
>do you go to the gym?
nah we cancelled our membership
>what's your routine?
3 sets of grande White chocolate mochas and a cream cheese danish as a cooldown
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>>42051481
I want them to be bigger.

>>42051484
I'll try that tomorrow.
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>>42051496
>I want them to be bigger.
in that case wrist curls and extensions. the holding the deadlift thing is less hypertrophic and more just for strength.
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>>42051492
>Canceled my gym membership to eat rich deserts
This you?
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>>42051485
You can't just enjoy games. You must buy the indie slop sight unseen for a crumb of fun.
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Not now kitten, daddy just lost a game of BF6 and needs to find a racial slur for people from Vermont.
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Answered my first store phone call and got called ma'am pog
My hips hurt from walking just finished a 9 hour shift and i work every day until wednesday in the busy store.
Found a chill spot to rest until I walk to bus stop.
Shared expensive chocolate with girl colleague (two throughout shift) and one with older lady before I left hopefully she likes me.
Other girl colleague today was also nice very cool. Also made me realize how important clothes are for figure bc I wear women's clothes ofc which gets me gendered feminine even without makeup and bad voice and hers was like curve accentuation final boss (feminine fat patterns obv help too)
Gonna play where wind meets and work again tmrw 2:00 not another 9 hour shift tho.
Want soda :(
Took a 1 hour lunch today finally. Think I mentioned pizza aunt that gives free food. Ate a whole pizza and sprite, very good.
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>>42051541
GREENIGGERS!!!
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>>42051544
You are dying bro
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>>42051544
Also saw grinch dog very cute i forgot to tell coworkers abt it
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>>42051541
MOUNTAIN JEWS!!!
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>>42051561
You are dying
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Ugh dumb bus keeps switching timing i might miss it
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>>42051544
>>42051561
glad you're eating
slow & steady

goodnight
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Where did my puppy bronya go?
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>>42051544
The info dumps about how your day went are cute, desu
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>>42051577
Bro you are dying
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Time to cum then sleep
chaser btw
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>>42051477
stink how
>>42051481
i'm very skinny now, i want to pio + pig out for a year and see how +60 lbs looks. if it distributes poorly then it's surgery time
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>>42051611
weight cycling is important. lift consistently and try gaining 20lbs over 3-4 months, maintain for a month or two then cut down 10lbs, repeat that process a few times. if you just jam the whole weight gain at once you'll just unflaterringly fat fuck yourself.
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>>42051625
i don't see the point in the cuts desu how does that make the fat "better" than adding 3-4 lbs each month for the next 18 months?
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>>42051642
does a few things. people have said anecdotally that it speeds up fat distribution, but i can say moreso from experience it makes how the fat sits on your frame more flattering when combined with consistent lifting. you're gaining muscle in the areas you want + fat, then taking off some fat while maintaining the muscle, then gaining the fat + muscle again. in the long run it makes your figure more flattering.
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Why do they call it the little girls room? Is it because normally women lose the ability to poop when they go through puberty?
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>>42051666
thanks i'll keep this in mind especially if i take pio since you have to cycle that anyways. could bulk during the pio cycles. my testosterone is ~5 ng/dl though so i have doubts over my muscle building potential but it's worth a shot
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>>42051686
women build muscle just at a different rate than men. if you want a nice lower body you won't neglect squats/ romanians/ hip thrusts.
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>>42051642
It's a less effective way to redistribute fat based on the presumption that you are not able to stop shoving your face with food.
Ideally you would just lose weight to a low as you can, then wait a few months, and gain it all back
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>>42051694
i'll give it a shot!
>>42051696
i hope you can gain some weight little thing you are too frail and it is concerning
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>>42051715
She’s dying bro
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>>42051719
:/
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anyone else goals?
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>>42051611
>stink how
they exude a bad smell when the transplanted fat dies

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ewf-LoR74go
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Help me the tiktok audio won't stop tiktok is not even open i closed the app pls help china is hacking my phone
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>>42051776
yeah me af but i fear it'll make me clocky
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Where winds meet is so much better in Chinese even if I don't understand a thing
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>>42051776
Scarecrow fangs are rly good
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>>42051776
woaw another quirky vampire tranny
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Currently gooning to discordia
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>>42051783
black women trying to gatekeep their large posterior anatomy, literally just don't let the fat die
>>42051800
worth it
>>42051804
good idea for trial running, you can composite bond them for permanent results though
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>>42051829
>iterally just don't let the fat die
about half the fat dies no matter what, they'll always stink im guessing
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i hate chinkslop. the chinks are just incapable of creativity and innovation. f2p microtransaction garbage and rollslop is all they’re capable of
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>>42051816
i thought i was unique :c
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>>42051816
a real blood sucking chungus
>>42051837
rip to whoever sits next to me on the plane home
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Got a lesbeonist tiktok on fyp so awesome
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>>42048827
Gentlemen
Start chasing
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>>42051842
One day there's going to be one that comes out that'll be undeniably original
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>>42051860
The fuckable ones
>>42049199
>>42049704
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>>42051865
we will see about that
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>>42051842
interesting how you think the high budget f2p shit pushed via algorithms is even 1% of the games developed and released by Chinese people.
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>>42051860
typo in the title so it's not legit
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>>42051868
why did the first one edit her hair
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>>42051776
I got the surgery a while ago….
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>>42051882
Someone else did, its normally black
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>>42051882
Pichu edited it as part of his fetish
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>>42051883
BVILT FOR MASSIVE ORC COCK
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>>42051883
dang that's some nice length they managed to get
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Regularly think about twinkchan x discordia double blowjob
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>>42051883
The average Bosmer “man”
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i want a heavy choid to lay on me like a weighted blanket
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>>42051913
Do you class 190 lbs as heavy
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>>42051913
Is 200 heavy enough?
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>>42051913
is 255lbs heavy
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>>42051923
not quite but i wouldnt complain
>>42051928
getting there
>>42051929
heyyyy
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Oh shit they're coming out with primal season 3. I thought they ended up with season 2 cause he died
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>>42051923
>>42051928
>>42051929
Fuck is this? Weight watchers general?
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Cant believe this rain is going to last until next Friday. It’s going to rain on Christmas here. Well, sucks to suck for me
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>>42051911
I’m a breton rape baby
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>>42051957
its gonna rain on christmas here too :s
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I love the rain
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>>42051977
i do too but not when it makes the snow outside turn into gross slush u_u
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do these retards wanna shut down the economy again over this new flu virus
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>>42051957
>rain is going to last until next Friday
YUSSS
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goodnight
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Yall cowards don't even cultivate mass, here's a real bulk
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>>42051995
how much do you weigh
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>>42051997
410 lbs, a relatively normal weight for an american
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>>42051995
hemispheric tits, very impressive
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>>42052001
o lawrd
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>>42051995
mirin’ that hog tho
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>>42051971
WAGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>42051977
>>42051993
Good for you all. I wanted to go jog while listening to divorced dad rock on christmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv2RtoIMNzA
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>>42052008
I stay hogged up, girth encompasses all aspects of my life
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>>42051995
Damn bro you’re an absolute unit. Respek
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>>42052042
can you lay on me like a weighted blanket
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need him to tell me i’m tight and warm and wet and feel good
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>>42051995
I COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU
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Need her to tell me I'm submissive and breedable
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Anyone wanna hang out on the pier late at night
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>>42052047
You will die but yes
>>42052055
Settle down
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>>42052063
as long as u prommy not to rape me
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>>42052060
You are submissive and breedable, anon
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>>42052063
where u at
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>>42051984
Wdym?
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Why do you guys shit up Passgen every week
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>>42052115
shitting on the street is my culture saar
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>>42052115
I have never chaseroided in passgen I follow the word of pichu
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>>42052070
I’m not into that stuff, just want to eat my jalapeño sushi poppers with someone

>>42052078
SoCal
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>>42052126
>jalapeño sushi poppers
What the heck is this socal triple fusion?
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he's obviously beekeeping age
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>>42052115
If there’s a baddie, I gotta get her to play with my fatty
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>>42052142
No idea but it was bomb, went perfect with a brewski
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>>42052115
You mean why does pichu shit up passgen every week
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>>42052162
It seems clear to me that's not her posting all that
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>>42052115
You probably have pichu on discord, ask her why lmao

She's a fucking schizo that edits and posts that shit herself. She's done it over and over in the past
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>>42052170
>It seems clear to me that's not her posting all that
trip on pichu
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>>42052126
Are u a girly
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>>42052115
Pretty sure it's one guy with nothing better to do
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>>42052171
Genuinely wondering if this is an elaborate bit or if you're actually that delusional
Impressive in either case
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>>42052185
It's an entire group of us and we coordinate on discord
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>>42052186
You seriously doubt Pichu does it himself? He is that desperate for attention.
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>>42052186
You're talking about someone who unironically wants to cut their cock in half and has admitted to doing it in the past
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>>42052184
No I’m a man
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>>42052204
Trip on Pichu
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Can i get one gf
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so after reading some stuff online I see that some people have an issue with the ending to primal with the whole lady fucking him while he's dying thing. they thought it was weird and unnecessary, I thought it was creative and interesting
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>>42052226
You must be obese unfortunately (see above)
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>>42052226
bronya, this one right here
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>>42052237
I couldn't handle bronya, she'd drive me too insane
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I TOLD YOU TARDS PICHU IS STILL POSTING HERE

SHE'S ALWAYS LURKING AND ALWAYS POSTING

SHE NEVER LEFT. YOU LET HER BACK IN.

THIS IS YOUR FAULTS
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>>42052248
Bro who cares, are you the one spamming pichu in passgen?
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>>42052248
Obviously he never left
that nigga doesn't even leave his apartment
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God why does my brother have to get drunk so often. He already got clapped with public intoxication and a dwi last year . He was goaded into it by his coworker again. And guess who ended up paying for all the drinks and food? My stupid brother
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>>42052103
h3n2
I keep hearing about it
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Pichu is mommy
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>>42052263
Beat him up
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>>42052254
Trip on Pichu
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>>42052275
I am a tiny frail disabled woman
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>>42052268
Come here baby come lay against me come nap on my lap
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Goodnight, sleep well, have nice dreams
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I would chase pichu if she wasn't asexual, she's really attractive and cool
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>>42052266
>h3n2
First I'm hearing of it. I checked on twitter and it's only Spanish language users talking about it
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>I would chase pichu if she wasn't asexual, she's really attractive and cool
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>>42052282
Want me to beat him up?
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>>42052302
>she's really attractive
Chud face wearing big fake tits
Ugly wig hair
Fat
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Another thread ruined by pichu
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Pichu is literally so hot lmfao the chud cope is insane
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>>42052334
>Pichu is literally so hot
get your eyes checked dude
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I don't get the appeal of alcohol
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Imagine living rent free on so many people
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>>42052309
yeah no shit. dawgy is mexican. its just news in her latinx area. US news is just mass shootings and donald trump shit
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>>42052334
>32 years old
>6'2"
>250lbs
>Man voice
>Asexual
>Fantasizes about cutting their cock in half and having a gay boyfriend who jerks off to her
>Spends months without leaving her apartment
>Lives with 5 cats
yeah she's a real catch bro
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>>42052342
it makes my head feel funny and makes me horny
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chasing pichu for a purely platonic friendship
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>>42052345
Okay but I'm Canadian and all we have are standard newswire articles saying barely anything about it
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>>42052347
pichusisters.......
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>>42052347
Can a real Pichu fan say which of these are true?
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>>42052342
Only thing that instantly kills the anxiety
Also less inhibition so social things happen easier
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>>42052365
That's like 90% accurate I'm sure
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>>42052344
True but I aint gonna lie. Pichu does lurk here. I forgot why she stopped tripping
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>>42052365
The only one that's exaggerated is the 5 cats one
the rest are all true
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>>42052347
is she really 6'2"?
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Kirkified Junko Furuta
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>>42052373
yes but she imagines that she shrank 3 inches from taking estrogen
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Why do bisexual cis women always end up with men and bisexual trans women always end up with women
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>>42052391
"bisexual" cis women are straight and """bisexual""" trannies are coping transbians
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>>42052287
are her tits really that big?
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I miss the person who larped as a beach ball tit implant bimbo
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>>42052355
where in canada
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>>42052365
I think she's 30
She's under 6ft
I don't know how much she weighs
Her voice is bad
She's aseuxla
Idk her fantasies
She talks about going outside now
She has an orange cat
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>>42052407
Toronto/London
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>>42052347
>Spends months without leaving her apartment
>Lives with 5 cats
bazed
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>>42052401
Nope and they're very saggy
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It is literally always toronto
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>>42052409
oh hey steve
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>>42052415
Hey anon what's going on?
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you know Pichu is based because the chuds are seething on her name every hour of the day
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yes i do
I go 3x a week

day 1 is 30 min cardio jog,
then i do Glute exercises and Russian twists on a 15lb dumbbell

day 2 only glute exercises like
Seated leg curl,
Leg extension (go up and down)
hammer strength glute drive
hip abductions (Close and open)

Day 3 is the same as day 1
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>>42052417
going to go eep soon :3
>>42052414
yeah...
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>>42052414
Isn't it like half of Canada's population or something crazy like that
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>>42052438
it's closer to 1/10th I think, but the GTA is like double that.
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>>42052411
Its over.
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>>42052427
New chaser trip?
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>>42052427
ARGENTINA STRONG
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>>42052456
you think a choid is doing only cardio and lower body workouts?
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>>42051567
goodnight. I love you
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>>42052427
who is this extremely gay looking man
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>>42052444
I think I was thinking of Ontario. Either way it's a lot of people in a pretty small area compared to the country
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>>42052463
Was I not supposed to do that?
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>>42052462
IM GUATEMALAN
>>42052456
i been lurking here for a while
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>>42052438
I think roughly half are in the Quebec-Windsor Corridor that straddles the Midwestern Northeastern US. It's the biggest population core of the country. The other parts are far enough away to be a bit more detached have their own niche cultures and stuff but are less representative of the typical Canadian experience.
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>>42052467
oh yes, ontario is like almost 40% of the canadian population. most of canada is located in a small line close to the american border.
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>>42052463
Twinks can chase too
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>>42052472
how mad are you at the falklands argie?
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>>42052427
Hey its Josie from Fishtank
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>>42052466
also to not, drink plenty of water and coconut water, its what i do.

i dont work my upper body, just waist and everything below
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i’m a trans girl that loves cop videos like interrogations and car chases and bodycam arrests uwu
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I'm starting to think this is retarded faggotry desu
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>>42052503
hey babe do you want to lay on top of me while we watch reel brainrot together and I grope your tits
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>>42052466
im mtf boymoder i swear.
>>42052492
who? i been told i sound and look like mc lovin
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>>42052509
ya that sounds really cozy :3
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>>42052510
>who
internet micro e-celeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlIDU14NLgk
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I want to be giant so I can pet a polar bear or African lion and they cant do shit
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>>42052503
Do you like watching indian train videos and indian street food videos too
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>>42052499
wo
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nice I love staying up all night to make sure my drunken brother doesn't let my dogs outside
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>>42052541
you know he will
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>>42052552
Imagine how many Indians you could fit in there
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>>42052527
the food ones are boring desu it’s just guys reaching their hands into sauce. the train ones can be exciting though!
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>>42052552
That place needs more indians if you ask me
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>>42052552
cool map of india
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>>42052566
Do you want to cuddle while watching indian train rekt videos?
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>>42052604
mhm mhm
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falling asleep on my choid while watching youtube video essays
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im not sure if the thought of being touched disgusts me or if i want it so bad it's making me nauseous
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>>42052643
I thought you had a gf
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>>42052648
i do
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>>42052650
you don't touch each other?
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>>42052654
Truly optimal design
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>>42052648
Sarah is an ugly retarded transbian with a big old man chin that self-inserts as anime girls. Logic was never his strong suit
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>>42052650
You already got a new gf? Did you meet her here? Grats, but im jealous
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>>42052652
uhh depends what you mean
i touch her all the time
she hasn't touched me in oh.. psfft idk. about a year, i suppose?
but that's not the point because idek if that's what i want or if i would hate it because I should not be touched.
feelin pretty unlovable in general rn
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>>42052676
oh you're craving being held
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>>42052661
real af
>>42052673
no i got the old one back
idek how
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>>42052686
Well, still grats assuming that's what you really wanted
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>>42052685
idk. ive never been held in my life idk what that's like. Maybe id hate it.
closest i got was one time i was laying down in the living room watching a movie and the girl who would later become my gf was sort of playing with my hair. My head wasn't ON her lap it was just right next to it. anyway, i turned and beamed up at her because i was so happy and she snapped at me and told me to quit fucking looking at her and she stopped playing with my hair
so it was pretty mediocre idk if actually being held would be any fun
>>42052700
what i really wanted was to die but im not allowed
i want her to be happy and for whatever reason she seems to think keeping me around will do that for her so that's where we are
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>holding the trannys hand as you walk around the public flower garden together
>showing off your autism by knowing all the latin names of the flowers
In truth, I have taken about 10 different trannys to the flower garden and memorised all the details of each plant.
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>>42052710
What would make you happy?
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>>42052715
Sarah secretly wants to get fucked by a man deep down in her psyche, that's why she has these emotional contradictions
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>>42052711
you should go to different flower gardens each time so that the girls can have a special experience
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>>42052723
It's special to them because they have never been with me before. We get takeaway before and after. There's a whole system I have worked out.
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>>42052719
Na shes gay af
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>>42052715
i dont think anything could make me happy. I think i am permanently so afraid that im making the wrong choice that i cant be happy with any decision. The grass will always be greener on the other side for me.
i think im a void that other people's happiness falls into
>>42052719
there's only one person in the world i would ever bottom for and she has no interest in me
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>>42052732
but it's not special to you
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>>42052736
>one person in the world I would ever bottom for
Is she a top? Or maybe im confused on who this is
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Kick my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman
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>>42052751
Its Eui
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>>42052742
It is because I am that obsessed with transgirls I want to impress them.
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I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can
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>>42052759
there are lots of other dates you could impress girls with
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>>42052751
no she's a bottom, actually, lmao
but that's a very submissive thing to do and i dont want to be submissive for anyone else
idk she's talked about doing that to me a few times and i kinda doubt id even enjoy it but she could do whatever she wants to me idc
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>>42052711
she just lets me hit because im cute and strong
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i thought about buying candy at the store earlier and i didn't and now i wish i did ><
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cumming balls deep inside sarah's gf and making her clean up the creampie
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>>42052770
I don't want sex am too autistic for that. I like kissing and cuddling.
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>>42052767
Ok I was 99.99% sure she was a bottom, but you never know. Idk, maybe one day something will work between you two. Life can be strange
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Every one of your wretched Albanian offspring will perish, and your broken spirit will look on as it falls back into the abyss.
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>>42052784
No i dont think so. atp idk if she's into me or not but it doesn't really matter. I dont have it in me to believe that she is, whether it's true or not.
anyway im going to bed. Goodnight, fatdog
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>>42052795
bye bye ugly! keep your chin up :)
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>>42052795
Goodnight Sarah sleep well
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any suggestions on some easy sweets? i don't want to have sugar milk tonight because it makes me have to get up and pee during the night
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>>42052833
My cock milk.
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>>42052756
whuh?
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>>42052863
disable your gay notification system
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>>42052833
Pineapples and zinc supplements
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mommy eui
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>>42052872
nah i saw this one organically
>>42052877
good morning you're finally in my timezone
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>>42051423
i look like this and say this unironically but i'm a tranny
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>>42052863
dw it is not you. Love him btw
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>>42052862
>>42052873
these are both lewd
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>>42052883
how does your notification thingy work
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My YouTube feed is so perfect. Nothing but goth girl vlogs
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The lion is very sad tonight
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>>42052918
my gummi worm looks so stupid tonight
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The lion is still awake at 3am on a weekday because he's lost control of his life
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>>42052918
does the lion want a hug
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>>42052883
good morning mommy hope you have a good day
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>>42052924
Real

>>42052922
So does mine most likely :(

>>42052928
Yes
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The lion feels nothing. Not a single thing.
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I like gummy worms
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>>42052936
The lion has allowed numb apathy to infect his life
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The lion missed his chance at true love because the small dog chose another
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Dhar Mann video where a chaser protects a trans girl from bullies so she sucks the chaser’s dick from the behind
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when I visited my gf in Arkansas in December I had to slept on a concrete floor and almost died. My temperature was like 89 degrees at the hospital. It wasn't even that cold tbhon just sleeping on concrete is retarded
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moral of the story don't date poor dysfunctional retards that think a bed is not worth the money
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>>42052962
Why didn't you put anything down?
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>>42052966
I had a blanket, sheets and gas heater. I guess a blanket isn't enough
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>>42052900
>Love him btw
Aamu? I assume you're talking about her but she is a she
she is the loveliest nicest animal in the world though
>>42052905
it goes through the 4chan public API every 15 minutes for this board, goes through all the posts it hasn't seen yet, then sends me a telegram message if any contain some of my set keywords. it's all configurable and multi-user too, several people use it I think swablu has it set to just notify on "Aamu" and nothing else.
check out my newer bot for downloading music though it's wayyyyy cooler
>>42052934
thank you anon, i'm not so sure about the mommy thing yet but i'll get used to it I think
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>>42052970
If you ever went camping you learn you need an air cushion between you and the ground
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>>42052974
link to bots?
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>>42052974
Oh mb I got confused. Love her
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>>42052985
I grew up sheltered for real. Like my family house has heated floors and an elevator. My ex literally lived in a run down shack in the woods without a water heater
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hey man, you got change bus for a bus ticket?
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>>42052985
yeah even in a hammock if you're going to sleep there overnight you'll need a piece of insulation between you and the ground or your ass will freeze off
or i guess if you're a 27 year old girl scout leader you can just set your hammock up above the 16 year old slightly fruity boy and then have the ropes slightly too loose so that by the end of it you'll be sleeping in his lap keeping you warm also. and then you can ask him for a neck rub in the morning because the hammock made your neck sore. but that's just my personal trauma.

>>42052987
uhh im kinda worried that there's, like, security holes in some of them. but the discord version for the notifier bot i guess i can give out, it's https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1401149745484926987 and also it'll give me your discord username and i have no idea how to get it working as a new user so dont even ask.
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thats alright man. thats alright. god bless you anyways. god bless you
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>>42052999
Sorry I don't carry any cash.
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Might buy a fleshlight
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>>42053008
thats alright. god bless you. do you got a cigarette man?
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Yeah you too...god bless...
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>>42053012
Nah.
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Anyone spare a fiver I'm hungry man.. god bless you
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>>42053016
thats ok man. you got a light?
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Goodnight
I hope you all find what you are looking for
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>>42053019
Yeah man, here you go.
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>>42053032
Goodnight anon. Sleep tight.
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Can someone let me hit their vape a couple times?
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>>42053057
Get the hell outta here man!
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>>42053057
*whips out schlong* Have at it
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love when the latina goth girls don't edit out their nips on Instagram awooga awooga
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>>42053078
Get a grip on your life instead of your cock, son.
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>>42053083
I don't jack off due to erectile dysfunction
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>>42053059
Analog nicotine makes me cough :(

>>42053061
*bites schlong clean off*
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>>42053089
Hot.
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>>42053102
due to its tiny nature it slips out between your teeth like a toothpick unharmed

Get cummed on nerd
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how do people use 16 gigs for their whole computer
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That’s going in the book
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I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman
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>>42053135
I’m poor and the computer is old I don’t have a choice
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>>42053152
RAM didn't always cost 5000 dollars. in the olden days of pre-2025 it was pretty cheap to get a ram stick
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>>42053135
you have 16 gigs in actual use, another 16 is just cached stuff to speed things up a slight bit. and your apps aren't freeing memory because they can just keep it reserved, since you still have a bunch of it free. so if you had 16 gigs, your actual use would be lower too, since it would free memory for that stuff. might be a bit slower, not by a noticeable amount though.
you paid for the RAM, you'll use all of it. no sense in having any of it not-in-use when you can just as easily use it and free it when needed.
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>>42053161
I cant evem turn my pc on with the front panel io I had to add a new power switch. Things are not good for me rn ram isnt in the books
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Nutting on tiny girl dicks
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>>42051395
I would kick both these bitches sweaty pussies after a 3 hour gym sesh
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I don't even know what to do with my free time anymore. I hate videogames. I hate movies. I hate YouTube. I'm in a wheelchair and my arms get tired fast
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>>42053198
Try jerking off all the time
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>>42053198
You must lick the bottom of my feet
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>>42053198
Pop some wheelies homie
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>>42053202
Im a cis woman. I'm not even a chaser
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the thought of a throbbing tdick is alluring but I don't want to masculinize.
Ive crafted my soft feminine look and I'm ok with it
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>>42053211
Odd
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>>42051405
I'm gatekeeping
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>>42053198
you could learn Chinese
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>>42053191
why would you do that
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>>42053191
IT'S AVERAGE
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Oh you're not transphobic? Name every trans woman
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>>42053198
There’s got to be a few movies you enjoy
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>>42053198
Go to the mall and people watch
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>>42053244

I tried learning languages but my extreme ennui and apathy always gets the best of me. Years of therapy and medications hasn't helped me feel any better.
>>42053262

sure but I've watched everything I like as nauseum

>>42053263

ok I wanted to visit the soap store anyway so this is doable
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>>42053250
Kek
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https://youtu.be/Jjfhxs3dDWs
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Nobody loves me
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>>42053321
Same, but it can, and probably will change
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no one loves me, my dick isnt small enough
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I poured some old pickled eggs out in front of the opposum/Scoots camera bc I needed the jar to make more for a gift - hopefully I'll get some video of one of them eating them soon :)
Or maybe even the fox or one of the cats that roam around here!
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>>42053350
hehehe.... a banquet for them
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today i make pesto
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>>42053354
Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto Pesto
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2006 was 20 years ago
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>>42053362
Not yet
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>>42053362
God that makes me so fucking horny I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Dick from a chaser who was born in 2006
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>>42053370
he gets attacked by so many leeches and u do nothing
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>>42053365
I hate being in my 30s just kill me now
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>>42053380
same :(
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>>42053380
you guys get all the love I'm trying to throw a bone to the next generation for once
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>>42053374
he deserves it he's always swimming in stagnant ponds
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heard a chappell roan song just now against my will. day ruined
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>>42053391
oh sorry I'm not a chaser I was just screaming into the void after thinking about how 2006 was so long ago
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i dont even get to be young anymore :(
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>>42053403
are you really in your 30s? I always thought you were super young
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the entire world spits on me for being a hon
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Sniffing Stu’s butthole
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>>42053403
dont cry stu its not so bad
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>>42053414
Disgusting. She is a gross hon
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>>42053412
i will be soon
>>42053415
its bad when the only thing you had in ur life was that you were still young
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>>42053396
oh in that case that's twice the reason to celebrate it. thirty and flirty and thriving. I am very much looking forward to my 30s I hope you can enjoy them even a little
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>>42053362
Bruh I was born in 1994 I am ancient
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finally set up dnsmasq for my home network so i don't have to do hosts files on all my machines... it took like 15 minutes, why didn't i do this earlier. named the domain with the tried and true tarot card method so i guess all the internal addresses that aren't split horizon are now address.judgement.home. i don't know how to feel about that.
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my 30s are gonna suck just like my 20s
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>>42053365
my cat is 19 it’s crazy that i can legally get dick from boys that are younger than him
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>>42053458
LMAO
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>>42053450
I stacked them sorry
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>>42053447
At this rate you’re still going to be here posting your anus for anonymous sex pests in your 30s
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>>42053446
i think that's chic
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>>42053466
bottom one looks very displeased D:
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>>42053467
i hope we ALL are. chasers especially
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>>42053467
itll be saggy and old by then
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>>42053458
holy moly thats an old cat
how old are you?
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>>42053471
i couldn't resist.... I'm sorry... I'll give them many fishes in apology <>< <>< <><
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>>42053477
:D
i think the babies need milkies tho i don't think they can eat fish yet
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Has anyone ever eaten a pickled egg? The concept seems kinda wrong to me
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>>42053473
What I’m trying to tell you is that you should focus on things like getting a job or an education and pursuing hobbies so that aging becomes less of a fear
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>>42053465
a weird feeling for them i would imagine
>>42053476
yea i’m hoping he makes it to 20! i’m 33
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>>42053483
yeah all the time they're good asf I make em too
>>42053479
oh that's true.... it's hard to learn for them they're so cute
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i tried stacking these seals. but they fell down.. im such a failure...
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>>42053483
i have not but i quite like pickled things and eggs so i would like to try
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Love watching the little guy dance with jazz in the background in twin peaks
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>>42053500
have you seen those videos where dudes chase down seals and try to free them from netting and such
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>>42053500
it's ok stu at least they're sleeping peacefully that's a win in my book
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im thinking about him
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>>42053483
i usually just marinate mine in onions sauce and mirin
did yall ever hear that thing about how your balls have taste buds and you can prove it by dunking them in onions sauce and you'll taste it? it's not true btw you probably shouldn't try it.
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>>42053506
no. its sad when they get caught in netting, they get so badly injured :(
>>42053509
theyve worked hard, they earned their rest :)
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>>42053515
>the cement eater
i will not TOLERATE niko bullying >:((((
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https://youtu.be/-ih0B9yn32Q
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girls are so freakin pretty and cute
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>>42053548
Transbian arc begins
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>>42053562
Knew someone would say this. I'm already a transbian by cg standards though
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>>42053573
join us its way less demeaning
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i wish i was freaking pretty and cute
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>>42053579
you are. next question
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>>42053578
Ew no leave me alone
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>>42053579
Go to bed, you dumb brown-eyed bitch
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jallisti bouncing on my big chaser cock she won't let me cum inside till i put a ring on her finger
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>>42053591
aw man are we still fighting i want people to play where winds meet with :c
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>>42053599
Nona put your clothes on this is a wendys
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>refute moidish chuddery
>get called a transbian
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my favourite arknights youtuber has an insanely thick italian accent its so fucking good. im trying to resist the urge to involuntarily make the hand gesture. just a joy to listen to
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>>42053605
No i don't wanna play with you unless it's to get married and divorced to get velvet shade invitation
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>>42053623
LMAO IS THAT REAL thats so fucking funny
i would be happy to do it if it's helpful but im worried we're on different servers would that be an issue?
i still havent picked a sect im between the poison one and the science one and ... not sure
also i realised a day or two ago that cutting bamboo is fucking busted. running around chopping bamboo farms an insane amount of jade fish and lots of exp too. the bamboo isnt that useful but you can farm it so fast with basically any weapon
the new outfits that dropped yesterday are so cute i hope i get them



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