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Anonymous

I'm going to learn surgery and(...) 12/19/25(Fri)20:57:47 No.42060275

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I'm going to learn surgery and do FFS on myself Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)20:57:47 No.42060275 Archived

I just need a couple of niggas who would help with holding mirrors and giving me instruments
I want to do a nosejob, type 3 browbone surgery, jaw surgery, I think type 3 is going to be the hardest to do since it involves lifting some skin over my eyes essentially, the nosejob seems the easiest too since it's just some cartilage

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:39:16 No.42060586

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:39:16 No.42060586

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The plastic surgeon who lifts his own face has a fool for a patient.

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:48:50 No.42060661

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:48:50 No.42060661

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>>42060275
>MASSIVE ATTACK BY TEARDROP STARTS PLAYING
>"differential diagnosis. GO."
>"er. trans woman presents to us with massive facial bleeding in shock from the pain and blood loss. looks like she tried to alter-"
>"you're an idiot, obviously i want to know why she turned into a tranny."

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:50:30 No.42060673

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:50:30 No.42060673

>>42060275
That has to be the outright funniest the funniest thread I have ever read, the sheer idea of performing what takes a skilled surgeon 6-9 hours on your own without anesthesia… omfg skmdjjflelsbd I can‘t stop laughing, I am literally in tears I caaaaan‘t help

Skuds
12/19/25(Fri)21:51:52 No.42060689

Skuds 12/19/25(Fri)21:51:52 No.42060689

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God I love ambitious stupidity
This won't go anywhere because we don't get to have fun but if we did it would be so fucking funny

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:52:14 No.42060693

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:52:14 No.42060693

>>42060673
lidocaine injections

megafaggot !LC028coGd.
12/19/25(Fri)21:55:56 No.42060723

megafaggot !LC028coGd. 12/19/25(Fri)21:55:56 No.42060723

>>42060275
ksenia ?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:57:04 No.42060732

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:57:04 No.42060732

>>42060275
OP if you're serious get into robotics and have robot surgeon help out

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)21:57:19 No.42060735

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)21:57:19 No.42060735

>>42060723
I'm not ksenia but I wonder how it went for her, did she do it?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)22:30:11 No.42061048

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)22:30:11 No.42061048

>>42060275
Oh hi Mario, it’s been a while

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)22:34:34 No.42061079

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)22:34:34 No.42061079

>>42061048
I'm not that person

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)23:05:59 No.42061334

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)23:05:59 No.42061334

>>42060732
a robot would cost as much as real ffs would if not more

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)03:12:20 No.42062768

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)03:12:20 No.42062768

>>42061334
no it'll be cheap since OP will make the robot

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)05:36:19 No.42063256

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)05:36:19 No.42063256

>>42060723
first name that came to mind when I saw the thread, wonder where she at rn

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)05:46:15 No.42063299

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)05:46:15 No.42063299

>>42060661
the patient needs more puppygirl bites