This is a Frogzard.QOTT: A genie appears and he grants you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?Previous: >>42063174
i have to kill myself
>>42067656Above you is a Frogzard.
>>42067620Is she hot?
>>42067628>qott1. make frogzard real2. make everyone frogzard3. make me frogzard
>>42067628qott: I want a gentle femdom mommy twinkhon gf who loves me. Don't need the other wishes
>>42067628I miss playing adventure quest on library computers
i wish i weren't afraid to kill myselfi wish i had a guni wish you were free
>>42067665That's subjective
made a thread for this story bc it's kinda funny but figured chasergen might also find it amusing/give me some sympathy
>>42067620Fuck, yes. Anything other than that, no. Not even cuddles, once I cum, I'm gone or you gotta get the fuck out.
>>42067628my 3 wishesI wish I had an xboxI wish I had unlimited wishesand I'd wish the genie turned into a gay sissy bimbo slut in full chastity
>>42067688Do it you pussy and stop whoring attention with it. Also do a flip when you jump off the bridge.
>>420676281. HARDCORE2. ANAL 3. BANGING
>>42067701nigga i aint readin dat shit
>>42067628wish 1: look hotwish 2: 1 billion usdwish 3: give this to some other tranner i dont need it
>>42067701hit her up again for another round
fav bowie song? Mine's china girl, and only because it's very racist
>>42067701i am sorry you had a bad experience with one tranny and I'm sorry you felt the need to take it out on every tranny in creation
>>42067628>A genie appears and he grants you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes? i want to go back in time to when i was like 6 but with all my current memories intacti want to not age past 25and i wanna be cis>>42067626or just send it to me directly
>>42067685You must have a big fucking cock
>>42067702Not even cuddles? :(((
>>42067720I'd fuck you but only in the mouth so you wouldn't get anything out of it
>>42067702need this so bad. i need to start having hookups again
Should trans women get tattoos?https://youtube.com/watch?v=IAHMiDpgc60
>>42067744It's a decent size yeah (7"x5.25")
>>42067749please? please? please? please? don't worry about air or anything I'll be fine
>>42067755I could tell. You played adventurequest
>>42067753I think women would be able to do whatever they want to with their bodies. Men less so because they would have their thingies exposed at all times but otherwise they can do anything they want
>>42067755you would break me wtf
>>42067741my point is more that she basically ended up adhering to every stereotype people claim about trannies on here which is kind of amusing to find out so long after knowing herand also I am just sad because I already would say I missed her and seeing her silly tiktoks made it worse. I wish I didnt watch them and now will probably think about her a lot for the next few weeks.
>>42067628>qott1. wish i was a girl2. wish for immortality3. wish for eternal youth
>>42067628Omg frogzard from AdventureQuest hii
>>42067753I think pretty much every tattoo looks bad or mediocre/neutralI don't think there's much of a reason to get one. It's also a class signifier.
>>42067748Nope.
>>42067675>>42067774based
>>42067714ok
>>42067769show me what I would break (post ass)
>>42067734She also now has a gf and it's been far too long for me to reach out. it would be too weird. I'll just hope some day we bump into each other maybe.
>>42067758If you do a good enough job maybe you can earn some real sex or even some foreplay
>>42067798Like that matters lol t4t is poly 90% of the time
>>42067797no i am at work. why would i do that anyways?
>>42067628Dude I freaking love Dragon Fable and Adventure Quest.
>>42067776yeah having tattoos like that person just means you have thousands of dollars to throw away on frivolous shitand it makes sense because she's a trust fund baby
>>42067736Dx that one *really* didn't age well the fucking guitar riff is insane>fav bowie songhmmmmmmmmmm it's so hard to pick just onehell it's hard to even pick one off of the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from marsmaybe moonage daydream...or ziggy stardust...or changes...or life on mars...or always crashing in the same car...or cygnet committee...or ashes to ashes...
>>42067805I guess. still though it's been too long and I'm also not into poly type things
>>42067808It would be fun to get hard thinking about fucking it
>>42067628>QOTTworld beace :-DDDDD
>>42067755you have a five and a quarter inch girth? that's "run screaming in the night" territory my guy
>>42067778But that's so needlessly cruel why would you do that. Cuddles feel better than sex
>>42067828>"run screaming in the night" territory my guywhat does that mean
>>42067753It always depends on the tattoo. Lots of tattoos people get are retarded and have zero meaning
>>42067824i would only show my ass to a guy i loved. sorry
>QOTT1. I want to go back to when I turned 18 years old with the memory I have at this very moment2. End conflicts over resources3. A pack of Newports
wait wait i know i know>qott1. i wish to be computer2. total seal love3. idk
>>42067866I think I fell in love just now
>>42067841it means my tranny peen is 5.25" long and i'm trying to imagine what it would be like to fuck myself sideways
Hellou chasers! I (23 y/o) am very submissive, post ffs, want to live monogamous and can cook. The only thing I will force is my SRS scheduled next autumn, everything else is up to my future husband. Would you accept? No seriously, I am curious how many of ya‘ll would want a pretty trans-gf and willing to compromise for me having a pussy?I would also compromise to be anal/oral only and the pussy doesn’t need to be touched.
>>42067820I think I love every single Bowie song. Everybody seems to hate the Earthling album, but it's a personal favorite of mine
>>42067892No that's the girth measurement, I think the diameter is like 2"
>>42067892Retard
>>42067895get a job
>>42067876thats great but why should i love (You)>>42067892thats not how circumferences work retard chan
>>42067834I can't cuddle someone with a shit personality, it would feel unauthentic. Say I cuddle afterwards and she falls for me, I'm now supposed to break her heart. I'm mitigating damage.
>>42067895> future husbandHell no
18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES I LOVE YOU <3
>>42067892>my tranny peen is 5.25" longHot
>>42067909Because I'm cute and have a big dick and can cuddle you and you can cry into my chest
>>42067895Fuck off Rick
>>42067895>23THE MILK'S GONE BAD
>>42067895>how many of ya‘ll would want a pretty trans-gf and willing to compromise for me having a pussy?I don't feel it as a compromise.
>>42067903>>42067904>>42067909lmao
>>42067912I promise you it feels much much better to get ghosted after cuddling with someone than to get ghosted after getting fucked without cuddling afterwards. You're not mitigating any damage
>>42067924how do i know you’re cute? these are also not qualities that you should base your love off of anon…
I want to run in a forest covered in snow while listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fWw7FE9tTofuck my southern hemisphere life
>>42067895If I'm going to be 100%, srs is something I would put up with because it made someone I already loved feel better, not a real selling point to start out with
>>42067948I've gotten called cute a lot when I've posted pics
>>42067809im trying to get back into dragonfable
>>42067949iggy pop is so based
>>42067908I have one? Like I thought giving my high performance job up would be more fitting to become a wifey? Since lost guys feel insecure when their wife earns more than themselves.
>>42067945You talking from experience? Genuine question btw, not negging. Elaborate if you are.
>>42067958ok then post a pic again because now im curious
>>42067896never tried earthling at all, i'll give it a listeni confess i never rly listened to much of his stuff past the 80s Dxi'm a fake fan...>I think I love every single Bowie songhonestly felt though, like there's so many that hardly ever even get mentioned that i honestly rly enjoytime, we are the dead, drive in saturday, the prettiest star, five yearsidk if lady stardust belongs on that list but i like that one a lot tooone later bowie song that i did hear and rly liked was everyone says hi
>>42067736Either something from Low, STS or Cat People, depends on the day. For a while I was obsessed with Young Americans but it's been a while.
>>42067826:^)
Iggy Pop? I'd rather make Icky pop in my mouth!
>>42067950>>42067935That‘s cute if yous 2 :)>>42067926I have a babyface though kinda :(
>>42067979omg cat people is good tooi've been putting out fires with GASOLIIIIIIIIIINE
>>42067895it's sad that that's something you feel would need to be some kind of compromise
>>42067968No, i'm a virgin. I just know getting fucked and thrown out immediately after would feel really bad
listening to david bowie makes me wanna live in the 70s and drive a big ugly american car that i chain smoke in
I want a hag tranny gf who doesn't pass and has/gets srs.
>>42068005David Bowie hated America lmfao
>>42067991It‘s something where when men come up to me and I tell them right away I was trans, that they wished I was post-srs… but online it seems the exact other way around :sob:
>>42068019and?
>>42068025you are glorifying a feeling that never existed
>>42067966Do you get any snow on the mountains there?
What makes someone a chaser?
>>42068036david bowie had his share of big ugly american carsi think ur reading something that isn't there from my post
>>42067994I need to meditate on this. Thank you for the input.
I'm afraid of Americansbased song
>>42067628adventure quest
>>42068044penis fetish
>>42068044They want to have sex with a male that presents female and chemically feminized themselves
>>42068055swablu finally confirmed NOT CHASER
>>42068019I think Québec must have been pretty nice back then, euro flair without being as stuffyI've had several people tell me they think I'd like the techno and goth scenes in Berlin but I don't like big cities
GROUND CONTROL TO CHASER TOMRUB YOUR MINOXIDIL IN AND PUT YOUR HELMET ONGROUND CONTROL TO CHASER TOM
>>42068059I prefer the term "chemically castrated"
>>42068038yep! Last time I went to Creel they had a ton of snow there. I heard Guachochi gets a lot of snow this time of the year as well, most of the Sierra Madre Occidental gets a lot of snow. A lot on injuns come down during the winter to the city to sell their goods, cuz the snow is deadly to them. They'll go door to door selling herbs and trinkets, or set up stalls out in the streets. It's very blessed
>>42068073I'm on finasteride only, minoxidil makes my hair greasy
>>42068087LMAO THIS NIGGA TAKING GIRL PILLS
>>42068045and he famously said they were shit and he prefers European cars
>>42068092Don't cry bro, it's okay to be bald
>>42068036There's a lot of people in the 70s that liked bowie and cruised in cars and chainsmoked
>>42068101and? how are you interpreting the phrase "big ugly american car" as pro america sentiment and not just an attempt at conjuring an image of 70s sleaze
>>42068021i cant imagine why srs wouldn't be a positive thing to any man
>>42068092>give you full head of hair>makes your skin clearer and softer>makes you appear more twinkish without making you a trannyhonestly its an incredibly based drug
>>42068110his American breakthrough happened in the late 80s you dumbass
Me (misunderstanding LGBT slang): that outfit makes you look like a cunt
The Sierra Madre…
>>42068117Some of us are bisexual and have SEFYes we enjoy the gock even if it lays there limp and useless and untouched
>>42068127he was in los angeles in the 70sseriously either find someone else to browbeat with your (not very impressive) bowie trivia or calm down
need my choid weighted blanket and a nice cup of tea to enjoy the snow with
>>42067895Why is SRS a big deal? I like women so it's fine by me as long as it looks good and it would be nice to still hit the ass every now and then cos it's fun :)
Me (misunderstanding dirty talk): you like that you fucking retard?
>>42067736never actually got into him like i tried listening to ziggy stardust a few times and found it kinda boring? but idk where else to start
>>42068148He didn't even chart in the US in the 70s
Bavid Dowie
>>42068157he sucks and was a weird chud. you aren't missing much
>>42068160so that means nobody in america was listening to him? he had no connection to america whatsoever, despite living there? like genuinely what is your point, you are just pulling tangentially related facts out of ur ass to carry on being argumentative
>>42068137he was such a chvd and deserved to have his sissy ass locked in the vault
>>42068152A bunch of chaser and like 2-3 actual men (You) :)I would gladly be chased by you, drop discord. You can unfriend me if you don‘t like my stlye ^^
Her: we're going to fight when I see you!Me (I can't flirt): https://youtu.be/1ksAzEJFlQg
Turns out I can't enjoy music right now unless it's a bestseller on the charts
>>42068079>even Mexico has snowfuck my life
>>42068172i have no clue about his personal lore i just generally know he's super widely acclaimed and i generally like to find at least what other people like about those artists even if they're not for me. but i've had a hard time doing that with bowie. like yeah some of the individual hits i've heard are good but a full album of it just feels extremely extremely boring for me? and it's not like Queen where it's generally agreed that they're not an album band, ppl love his full albums too.
>>420677361984 by far dawgy and me making out in dry storage while listening to bowie <3
>>42068204isnt finland very snowy marie?
>>42068204evil ass seal
>>42068146hey i INVENTED sefreplacing a dick with a pussy is the ultimate expression of that. no going back. permanently unable to even attempt to topsrs > orchi > non/pre-op
>>42068204very little snow (maybe once or twice per year), if any in the city, it's just the mountains really
>>42067688youre fucking stupid just wish for your life to be good you retard
>>42068211thats a different seal posterniko has universal appeal
>>42068204This seal looks like it says the N word and I can't explain why, it just does.
>>42068211I'm not Marie, I simply used a sealI sweatI sufferI rot
>>42068203what care do you drive? it better not be american, david bowie hated america you fake fan!
>>42068215I want to see their useless dick in its shriveled up state, not an inverted hole
ever since a friend spammed me with seals images and reels my xitter and youtube algo is full of em
>>42068236same my xitter feed is just a bunch of cute animals it's awesome also helped that i figured out how to use filters on that app
>>42067628>QOTT: A genie appears and he grants you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?Ethics in tech, 10 million euros, emporio ivankov's devil fruit powers
need strongfat sef choid bf….
>>42068195Maybe next time I run into you, last time I added someone from here I realised I still had may too much baggage from my last relationship for something new atm. Don't wanna string anyone along. Mostly just come in here occasionally now to chat with random people cos I'm lonely
>>42068253Hi babes wya
Why do people say xitter instead of twitter
>>42068261post arms babe
>>42068174are you mentally unwell? He tried to break into the American market at the best of his overlords and failed. He left as fast as he came. Why live and tour in a country that doesn't resonate with your music?
>>42068211I wish it was. It's really gray and rainy and gloomy. There's been like 30 minutes of sun in a month.
>>42068250>ethics in techYeah but the $150k-$210k defense contractor job though.
>>42068273what do you think you are even arguing? are you taking the piss right now, i can't tell
>>42068247my xitter is full of animals, tgirls, footie and christianity. all through rigorous work, no filters needed
>>42068268Only gonna post lewds for my gf I'm not a hussy
>>42068254Well, I understand anon :(I kind of only let guys add me so I get attention and validation en masse, cuz like… that‘s why I larp as cis IRL or on het dating apps… I just really am addicted to male validation due to my daddy issues…With that being said, I keot chats with 2 guys up until this day, as they were just… special :')I hope you get better soon <3
>>42068280It's a fact that he was unknown in the US in the 70s
>>42068287based i respect your game sef sama…
>>42068253Right here babe
>>42068273What does that have to do with the existence of >1 of more David Bowie fans in the US during the 70s? I feel like you are extending autistic essentialism to this in a way that doesn't make sense.
Why are so many people here finnish. Their population is tiny
>>42068296hi do you like calling girls faggot
>>42068299Finnish people are notably overrepresented on most MMOs tooNEET culture + cold and darkI also noticed growing up that, in the US, a lot of people from flyover states played WoW. I think for similar reasons
>>42068299fingols are autistic so they end up on the chan
>>42068299Finland has long been an imageboard superpower, they pull the strings while you dribble
>>42068299They're inside all day because it's cold4chan has always had a disproportionate number of people from cold countries like Canada and Scandinavia
>>42068308I love calling girls faggot, especially after manhandling them and overpowering them
>and if i knew you in school, you'd be too cool for meneed a tranny to say that to me
>>42068298Americans to this day do not resonate with his early music. This is a fact
>>42068262Because it sounds like shitter I think
>>42068299>>42068313imageboard culture is like unironically quite big in finland
>>42068325fjgnfkksnfng hot need this so bad
>>42068299they’re very autistic
>>42068292Thanks anon, you seem really sweet. Hope you meet a nice guy and you make each other happy
>>42068331>autistic essentialismI am going to bust on your face you stupid rapeable retard
>>42068294look, first off if you think what's popular on the charts tells you everything you need to know about the current cultural moment then you're delusionalsecond, i'm not sure what point you are trying to make. you seem to have interpreted the post>listening to david bowie makes me want to live in the 70s and drive a big ugly american car that i chain smoke inas some kind of assertion that david bowie loved america. are you just eager for any opportunity to talk about how much america sucks and david bowie hated it? because like, that's completely valid and i love david bowie all the more for the fact that he said los angeles ought to be wiped off the face of the earth. but you are also arguing against a point that no one is making. david bowie's coked out glam era was peak sleaze and that is what the post was alluding to by conjuring an image of sleaze. so again, i'm not sure what point you think you are making
>>42068338I'm well acquainted, you guys are one of the pillars of international autism. Big props
Pining for a feeling that never existed is the side effect of an algorithm choosing literally *everything* for you. It's quite bizarre.
>>42068231you just don't get it
>>42068331https://www.riaa.com/gold-platinum/?tab_active=default-award&ar=David+Bowie&ti=Ziggy+Stardust&format=Album&type=#search_sectionMeanwhile here's Ziggy Stardust going gold in the US in 1974
I have one more relationship left in me before I do what my male biological clock tells me to do (bleed out in a war on the European continent).
>>42068361these r really old memes though
>>42068379This is such a 105IQ deep Reddit thoughtPeople read fantasy or sci-fi all the time and "pine for a feeling that never existed" and will never existIt's about the ideals
>>42068379touch grass, you are seeing algorithms and brainrot in what could be easily explained as just a half assed post on the internet trying to reference something and missing the mark
>>42068400Yeah I feel this one anon
I want to be annoying and retarded in a way that makes men want to rape me
>>42068402And people still post spurdo on other boards, like a lesser version of the frog (who is also a 20 year old meme at this point)
scratching a choids back with my long fake nails
>>42068361thank you thank you >>42068402ylilauta has fallen off
>>42068299generally i think it's to do with out very impersonal/inaffectionate culture irl too. like we get compared to japan a lot in that both countries consider not bothering others a core good value to uphold, and i don't think those too countries being disproportionately big in the grand scheme of imageboards is coincidence. >>42068338insane culture shock going into uni for computer science and ppl would just openly use random board slang in real life. genuinely never heard anyone say "huutista" irl before my first day there.
>>42068433is swablu an ylilauta poster lole
>diving gearit was the last good meme that ylilauta ever put out. RIP.
>>42068437> i think it's to do with out very impersonal/inaffectionate culture irl too. like we get compared to japan a lot in that both countries consider not bothering others a core good value to upholdI wish i was born in a country without that weird culture. Everyone acts like passive-aggressive emotionless robots here
>>42068438pretty much most people I know irl have used it at some point, as I said imageboard stuff is huge in finalnd. but I haven't really used it in years and I have always been more 4chan kinda gal. I used to date a ylilauta heavy user years ago though
>>42068469I once met some finnish tourists and they thought I was an extremely extroverted person just because I initiated conversation with them. When I greeted one of the girls by kissing her cheek she blushed and started staring at the floor.t.brazilian
me
>>42068492oh god I used to study french in high school and our teacher made us practice the cheek kissing, extremely awkward class lol
>>42068299>two people>who happen to be datingwere you born retarded?
>>42068512asking for fresh std test results before meeting up core
>>42068512you look like you do drugs
>>42068520no marie erasure please
>>42068507>practice the cheek kissingwhat the fuckSometimes I think if I lived in a country like that I'd be considered an extroverted chad. It's like when Americans talk about "french kissing" as if it's some perverted fetish to use tongue
>>42068512Chad facial features anon
Anyone else gets the shits when eating burger king?
>>420685203*And that's only counting the trips
>>42068512slayershirt trooned out???
>>42068532No one old enough to do long division says "French kissing"
>>42068492>Getting greeted with a kiss on the cheekLmao do you actually do that? That sounds so nice
>>42068529she's an amerilard not a finnilard
>>42068541slayershirt is not that white
>anglefrauding is not real
wanna know a fun math fact? u can do long division with polynomials, the exact same way u do with integers :D>>42068529:D <3
>>42068550So what do you call it? Just kissing? How do you differentiate it from regular kissing? I'm esl
>>42068577those tattoos are so fucking bad
>>42068577I want to marry her and eat her stinky ass all day.
Anglefrauding is very real and i love doing it
>>42068596sorry chud!
>>42068557Yes, and it's very weird to see firsties not touching each other at all when they meet someone, just standing there and nodding. If it's a man you shake his hand, if it's a woman you kiss her cheek. If you're actually friends, family, etc. you hug men and hug + cheek kiss women
>>42068603God that guy is so fucking hot
Do you guys think it would be worth it to buy one of these to practice sex on
>>42068610omgggg this image i have been trying to find it again this is awesome ty for posting it anon :DDDi called it ROMAN RVLES
>>42068610I want to be brazil
>>42068603where to find hot gay men like this?
>>42068611which one
almost died due to femoid driving but they won’t silence me 8-)
>>42068626The one with the nice mustache
>>42068603based
>>42068610god i would not survive a day of this i hate casual touching so much
>>42068603MONSTERED
Banning women and trannies from driving
My dad never hugged me
I wish I could just be good at guitar and not have to practice
>>42068653you can call me dad in bed
>>42068657tranny btw
>>42068668chaser btw
>>42068648trannies can drive?
Babe, I don't care if your parents want to see me and the kids. It's garage beer Saturday, and NO I won't turn the volume down.https://youtu.be/UIVGED32qsE
>>42068656practice is like prostrating urself before the guitar gods and earning their favor through punishment
>>42068656Life isn't an anime, unfortunately your father figure was supposed to teach you this, and how to fail + try again
>>42068621what about BLOAT>>42068623No u don't>>42068641Isn't Finland one of the countries where people have the most one night stands on the planet? How is it weird to hug a friend but ok to fuck a stranger you just met every weekend?But I have to say I think the way that supposed friendliness feels also depends where you are and where you're from. When I visit places like Rio it often feels like their supposed friendliness is very performative and they're either trying to sell me something or scam me. And a few years ago when I was talking to two angolan sisters who moved here they said they thought people here were cold. So it probably varies.
>>42068679not true, bf let me drive around the parking lot in his Tacoma once
>>42068679omg it's meffykins hi meffy :D
>>42068657I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i
>>42068512honestly would
>>42068691is marie?????>>42068689might as well detrans at that point
>>42068684I must hear every bad sound I can make before I can make the good sound
Im not even a chaser I only come here because its the only place to talk to women online
>>42068700basically already have
>>42068700:0 yes hello hi>>42068701that's the spirit!
>>42068702hello
>>42068702theres not a single pussy itt (fuck off swablu)
>>42068692daddy is here for you sweetheart. I love you too
>>42068702giga trvke
I've only met 4 trannies but all of them are into rapeNot that I'm complaining but... Why?
>>42068702it’s not tho
>>42068720The shocking part? They werent into being raped, they were into raping
>>42068714Reading this unironically made me start crying oh god why am i so pathetic
>>42068512this is a no fr9m me big dog
>>42068720it's easier to imagine a man wanting to rape me than a man wanting to love me, and for a fantasy to be hot it needs to feel real
It's funny how the thread with not a single woman in it made me misogynistic.
>>42067628Best part about a BA is the silicone makes a nice heat resistant shelf to eat your pasta off of
>>42068720You have to be mentally ill to become a tranny why is it so suprising to you that they have mental illness
>>42068720>WAITER WAITER>MY STEAK IS TOO JUICY>MY LOBSTER IS TOO TENDER
>>42068739I love you Koshka
>>42068739Could I eat my pasta off of them?
>>42068739No way this is a tranny shes too hot
>>42068687>Isn't Finland one of the countries where people have the most one night stands on the planet? i've not heard this statistic before, and don't know many people who actually do those, but i guess it could be possible. the performative friendliness is so real even here though, like i hate being approached in public because very few ppl do that just bc they want to, it's generally them wanting something from me. sometimes it's not that sometimes it's just someone genuinely wanting to say something to you or crack a joke or whatever but most of the time it's either money or sympathy they're after. it's super cynical for me to say that but like. im not ok with people being coy and pretend friendly about wanting those things
waiter My lobster is pinshing me
>>42068729its fine to cry princess. you don't have to try and be strong. just let it all out im here for you
>>42068711marie do u rember that one discord chaser that would send us both>>42068739NOT FAIR those highly praising messages?
>>42068739Yeah but fake tits look weird on a tranny AMAB ribcage.
>>42068713you want me so bad. you love so much that I'm anal only.
>>42068739Your nails are pretty
>>42068739marry me
>>42068759are we deadass rn
>>42068767... you are?why?
Vaginas taste like pennies and batteries, but I like making a girl squirm.
>>42068781that's the fanfic at least
>>42068767im the one that was trying to psyop you into being anal only a bit ago actually
>>42068784salty bussy...
>>42068759I wish you were real
>>42068785oh okay
>afab anal onlystolen valor desu
>>42068788you want my ass so much
I like making a girl squirm. That's why I'd love her if she were a worm.
>>42068767>anal only>mentally ill transbianA waste of the doctors time
>>42068756How often does that even happen in Finland though? If I lived there for example I might tone it down since I know it'd make finns uncomfortable, so I imagine many of those who do it anyway are easy to spot as scammers or something like that
>>42068795I've yet to rim a tranny because there hasn't been one that I've trusted yet.
>>42068804no i want a pussy only girl sorry
>>42068801I try to not go against the thread fanfic canon too much, but I have done anal stuff only like twice
if my wife was a worm I'd cut her in half so I could have two wives
>>42068826that’s a myth
>>42068797I am. although im on the other side of the planet. take care of yourself sweetheart, I love you.
Getting a tranny gf and making her my daughter, she calls me dad now
fun fact: worms die after sex, at least the one i fucked did
>>42068821wow get a trans girl with srs then... >>42068825but one of these is a girl I got to have sex after first date suddenly fingering my ass though and I think that's kinda funny
>>42068830no its not. youre gonna become my wife and then we will find a jewish sorcerer that turns you into a worm and youll see.
Whats the point of becoming a woman if you aren't attracted to men?Seems pretty obvious you'll never pass
>>42068772Tyty I need to get them done they’ve grown out quite a bit. Longest a manicure has ever lasted me. I am having a green day today
Adopting a 17 year old tranny for no ill reason at all whatsoever.
>>42068539nope. Jack in the box however...I got some meal with fries, a burger, jalapeno poppers and tacos and I was squirting out my ass for a week
>>42068657>>42068840I thought most chasers were weirded out by stuff like that
>>42068863i think thats the appeal for most chasers
>>42068855I like your lust provoking pictures, i have a boner now
>>42068855Reddit keyboard
>>42068862Those tacos will make your ass into a cannon if you eat like 4+ of them
>>42068855>different bowl
>>42068863im into a lot more fucked up shit then that. chaser btw
i have never fingered an ass in my lifeexcept mine igidek how i would do that
>>42068869Wtf really? I love chasers so much more now
>tranny calls me dad in bed>proceed to turn on Fox News and ask why she hasn't found a job yet
>>42068760oh yea i think so he would always call himself a fub and say marie you stupid sexy whorei forgot about that guy
>>42068851First of all I dissected a worm in high school so I know you can’t cut it in half. Second of all why does the sorcerer have to be Jewish. Third of all I don’t want to share my husband with a clone of myself, not to mention we’d theoretically be have the size so you’d have two midget wives
Help a scared trans girl out. /gaygen/ isn't helping at all. >>42068815
>>42068873she's mid and full of plastic
>>42068855by allah, i hate rich white trannies with supportive parents
>>42068512Easy would. Fake chasers itt
>>42068884u r such a greedy top. loosen her up a bit beforehand
>>42068896>whitenot with that nose
>>42068893You are going to die
>>42068881what does this mean?>>42068894errybody hatin we just call em fans tho married to the money I ain’t never lettin go
>>42068863Not really, i think it's pretty good stuff, it's like a daughter with benefits? Wincest
>>42068906Why can't someone here be serious. Jesus.
>>42068894This niggas into the au naturale no surgeries tranny man look lmao
>>42068893Tranny who got turned into a worm or regular tranny?
>>42068903but then i dont get to hear her gasp and shriek a little when i put it in
>>42068888do his messages remind you of any *specific* cg poster???>>42068910different bowl in each photo that person is not in the thread with us rn
>>42068896They were not supportive but you can just get a job and get health insurance lol
Would you call this eye color brown or something else? unsee cc/album#UmHtj4mpVuL2
>>42068928evil >:(
>>42068904They mean white to normal white people
>>42068926Regular trsnny. Haven't had bottom surgery yet.
>>42068892>First of all I dissected a worm in high schoolyou must've dissected it wrong, women arent all that good at dissecting. >why does the sorcerer have to be Jewish.jewish kabbalah is the only magic that is actual real and works.>I don’t want to share my husband with a clone of myself, not to mention we’d theoretically be have the size so you’d have two midget wivesyou're not gonna have a clone of yourself, the two worms will be you. think of it like the trinity. and it doesnt matter how small or big you are, I will still love you my wife even if youre slithering in dirt
>>42068934Butt pics now
>>42068855I always love when we get a visit from best girl
>>42068931That’s a seashell lol
>>42068931holy shit its the teddy poster
>>42068936maybe a little bit :P
sexo with koshka
>>42068931holy cringe I hate that fat loser
18 year old tranny daughter gf that i can easily manipulate
>you can just get a jobcg posters BTFO
>>42068893my tranny is gonna lose her virginity! cute!
>>42068935Looks more green to me
>>42068940Do you not abide by the one drop rule? You should
>>42068957Hii
>>42068931hmmmm not sure idk the posters here well enough desuis the answer rick?hmmmmnow im kinda wondering if it's the guy who's always calling me his autistic gf
>>42068979chaser btw
>>42068934since when did health insurance cover cosmetic surgery?
Its kinda weird that trannies exist as a full time thing and keep doing it even outside of sexMust be humiliating
>>42068944okay fine whatever. I’ll start packing for Israel
>>42068934>I will never date a girl this pretty
>>42069001I feel the same way about men. It's crazy that you keep it up 24/7
i hate girls with boobs >:'(https://litter.catbox.moe/fitusl9blpzwnj7g.jpg
>>42068931Lmao jesus
>>42069012Fat child
>>42069012crying trannies make my dick hard
>>42068931Teddy t. good pattern recognition autist
Is a relationship between a 37 year old chaser with an 18 year old tranny acceptable?
>>42069022
>>42068951>>42069026oh god that's kinda freaky Dx
>>42069012First scene of the Tenacious D movie lookin ahh
>>42068934post timestamp idiot>>42068951>>42069026it must be Dx>>42068982i think is teddy!
>>42068840>>42068911>>42069024God i love chasers
Do you remember that guy from Pichu's discord that called himself Teddy?Do you think it's the same Teddy?
>>42069029Every relationship with a tranny is okayIts not like theres anyone out there protecting them lol
>>42069048wrong, i am
Trannies WWYD if you found trans porn in your dad's computer/browsing history?
>>42069043noooo im so sorry mef i think u might be onto something...
>>42069047oh that fat schizo bottom guy?
>>42068998I’ve been a tad snarky in response to people snarking me but I mean this sincerely: if you want to really lean into your transition and feel like you need surgery, the resources are out there to find our what insurers and what companies will cover your surgeries. Most insurers cover BAs for trannies now and you can figure out one who does ffs, work for a few months and get free surgery. I implore anyone to take their life by the reins because time is passing and you only get one chance. It’s better in the other side plus they’re probably gonna ban trans surgery soon so get to it lol. Posting a lewd alongside this sincere message to show it’s me lol
>>42069039idk what any of this means
>>42069029Yes it's acceptable and very cute and hot
>>42069012headlocking Marie until she says unc
>>42069057Yeah
Trannies does your dad know you want to fuck him?
It's OK to abuse and date barely legal trannies. Who are they gonna tell, their loving family? LMAOOOOOOOO
I can see why people are picky about their company. My gay friend is annoying and gross as fuck
Hey trannies, I ate too many gummy worms and I think I'm gonna throw up, could you get me a glass of ice water and rub my belly?
>>42069067I have some of his self photos I need to run them through pimeyes
>>42069059you are such a fucking snack holy
pumping and dumping chaser practice bfs
>>42069066confoosed
>>42069043Most chasers on here could recognize me in 140p I don’t need to prove anything to the rest lol
>>42069053Whatever, people can watch porn. That wouldn't mean he's into me
>>42069047i didn’t get that impression from him i don’t think
>>42069074yea
>>42069069I really want to be abused but also my family is loving actually
>>42069084Don't pump me
Meeting the trannys father and it becomes apparent to him that his fag son bottoms for other men and he breaks down crying
>>42069084umhmmm...
>>42069093You down to get married?
>>42069012well fuck you too!
>>42069068I don't want to fuck my dad because i don't like him and i barely know him anyways, he was never really there. I want to fuck chasers while pretending they're my dad though
>>42069102ur nothing 2 me but a pump n dump cumdumpster!
>>42069113fuck you fuck you fuck you D:<
>>42068934koshka queen of chasergen
>>42069108need also kick him afterwards
>>42069108Why would he break down crying, he'd be happy for me. And i'm sure he'd get along with you
Beating my tranny's absent father to death in front of her
>>42069116If you treat me like that I'll cry
>>42069112ok
>>42069134basedbasedbased
>>42069134That's evil why would you do that
>>42069053laugh hysterically
Fucking the trannys abusive father infront of her
the average absent father could break the average chaser in half like a twig
>>42069135i’m sorry. i don’t think i have it in me to make u cry
>>42069150let's be real most of your dads are weak soijak redditor types
>>42069118im sorry nona im just proud of 'em cuz they're all i really got going for me. im sure you look good enough without it but remember there's always ba!
>>42069108I had something like this happen, but it wasn't crying. Both parents excused each other after dinner and went to the kitchen, where I heard Vietnamese talking and my ex said "I don't think he likes the thought of us dating".
>>42069171most of YOU are weak soijak redditor types
>>42069171Ngl mine is literally that personality wise but he looks much much better
im gonna cry anyways over being a weird autist who looks like an oversized child>>42069172its ok i dont hate u
>>42069153Could I hold you afterwards?
>>42069180this the average chaser is a chubby lil chud
>>42069150Nigga why are you pretending its hard to beat a 50 year old man
>>42069180The big belly chaser anon has peak 4chin physique thobeit
Getting along with the tranny's chud father by sending each other violent car accidents and racist videos on Instagram.
My chest feels so weirdly empty and it hurtsWhy does it do that whenever i think about a chaser bf who treats me like his daughter
sending the tranny's dad a video of them getting fucked while wearing a leash and a sissy cage
>>42069199Agreeing with the trannies chud father that she only trooned out because he didn't make her do enough sports
i wanna suck on the 410lbs chaser’s hog
>>42069206No please don't do that :(
Fucking my tranny gf in boy clothes and sending the vid to her dad (he doesn't know its his daughter)
>>42069212kek
I can kick any trannys fathers ass, this making her my property
>>42069199>>42069212My dad is very progressive
Taking my tranny to meet my parents and they assume I'm the bottom
im goig 2 bed ninifuck my shitty sperg life
Not getting along with the tranny's chud father because of my ethnicity but we both agree that she gives good blowjobs.
Will my daddy issues go away with age?
i take it back, looking at potechi kun made me feel better
Overhearing my tranny's dad tell her "make sure he wears a condom" before leaving her house not knowing that his """"""""""son"""""""""" is getting impregnated tonight.
>>42069150Average chaser in here OHPs your low T dad for reps
>>42069233Fucking the tranny in the ass while she’s choking on her dad’s dick
I remember when white boys became criminals and serial killers if they had daddy issues. Now they just take estrogen and have gay sex
>>42069186noo dont cry :(
>>42069206>>42069220>>42069233>>42069248You guys are weird, please stop
>>42069254it ok not ur faulthere look at potechi kun
>>42069252Probably less than 20 years off it happening to brown boys too
fucking the chaser’s dad
>>42069267looket that schnozz
>>42069252I would never kill anyone
>>42069012fuck i wanna pound marie <3
>>42069263If you want me to stop, tell your dad to fight me. If he wins I'll stop. If I win you become my property
>>42069233bro wishes he was black
>>42069280I'm a spic.
>>42069273ikr hes so cute i love him so much
Hello ladies
>>42069291guys that look like this HIT ME UP
Is the trannies fucking their dads thing a psy op or is it real?
>>42069287most chuds are
The lion doesn't like it when the small dog's dick works.
ok nini for real
this fake tittied trans girl got me all bricked up fuck
>>42069303It's a psyop
>>42069306Doesn't mean I'll get along with every chud nor that chuds accept me lmao. Speaking of which, I remember in a police report a long time ago I was described as "White Male Hispanic" and I laughed a bit when it was read out in court.
>>42069309night marie still wanna pound you all night
>>42069303This literally came up in my real life today and I made a shitty self pity vent post about it ITT >>42067701
>>42069309Goodnight
>>42069078You weird as hell for that one dawg
>>42069329This nigga a rapist
proneboning a tranny and she regrets saying yes to sex but is too autistic and shy to back out after I'm already inside
>>42069350I was being dumb in a car for a long time until I got caught.
>>42069354Once consent is given it is permanent and irrevocable until the man cums
>>42069354I'm scared this will happen to me. What if it hurts?
>>42069192We have to start fitposting again soon bros, they're forgetting how swole we are
There is no better man made invention than the kettlebell. Maybe that's why God killed the dinosaurs. It took them forever to invent a multipurpose weight delivery system.
>>42069267that's one hell of a snoot
>>42069348nothing wrong with keeping tabs on the abusive losers that inhabit this shit thread
>>42069367they're right i am getting chubby
>>42069367>posting our anglefrauded fatceps will make you forget that we’re all chinless 5 ft 7 chuds
Don't worry chasers you could definitely beat up my dad
>>42069367no…. we want musclefat chads. start bulking rn
i don't want to exist anymore
Fighting a tranner on Isstvan V while all my brothers die around me
>>42069396Luckily that's all of us one day
thinking about how i’m not a girl
>>42069392>The transbian thrashes out when reminded men post here
>>42069400lol
i really don't want to see my dad
Finding out that the tranny's dad is a mob boss so as a sign of respect, I offer to pay for our meal, but he tells me to fuck off.
>>42069059Literally the hottest tranny in these threadsImagine if we had more koshas and less bronyas
>>42069432she's really dumb and boring though bronya at least knows how to keep a conversation moving
>>42069409i’m in a relationship with a man i just shitpost here : )
>>42069445WHORE
>>42069444Koshka is an exec or something she's more intelligent than (you)
>>42069445Bit pathetic
>>42069444hot dumb tranny>>>>>>>annoying fat transbian
>>42069453why? i like baiting people and this is the most active gen ^_^
What kind of cuck would let their gf still use chasergen?
i should burn myself alive
>>42069458Absolutely thisLooks are the most important aspect of a tranny and I agree this is an absolute 5 star>>42069059I hope she never gets SRS
>>42069480Alex's bf apparently.
>>42069395I am about to start one so I'll update you with a progress pic in a month or two.>>420693926'2 but alright nona
>>42069484her face is bogged
>>42069480my bf doesn't know what 4chan is
Before losing my virginity i need to:-Finish IPLing my entire legs and arms and pubes (i got rid of most of the hair but there's still some patches left)-keep voice training till my voice is unlockable so i don't sound like a faggot while getting fucked- buy an enema bulb or shower attachment and learn to quickly clean my hole until it's perfectly pristine-buy a dildo and train on it-learn what perfumes work in my case so i smell perfect-fix my fashion sense
>>42069483probably not
>>42069499I would say that too if I met a woman
>>42069498koshka has a pretty face also
>>42069500ok
>>42069391you have such a grindr fag vibe, would not surprise me if you had a bunch of stds
how to voice train in 30 minutes?
>>42069500Thats great babe ill keep being a lazy fat slob and ill be ready to cum in you after you're done with all that
>>42069515thanks you're seething fuels me
>>42069480it’s not like i post myself anymore so why would he care? i literally just post bait and sometimes try to cheer ppl up
>>42069519helium balloon
>>42069523Yay :D. Will we cuddle after you cum in me?
>>42069540no
>>42069500A tight virgin anus is what gets you a keeperLoose dildo stricken anuses get one night stands
>>42069498Lmao I’ve never even posted face because I understand consequences
>>42069551i posted my face once on fit as an accident so its out there the jeet i was arguing with stopped seething tho
>>42069540Sure ill be too tired to get up afterwards anywayYou can lay on my belly
>>42067628that's a tough looking pepe
>>42069550Ok but what if it turns out that anal sex hurts too much and now the whole date is ruined because i won't let you fuck me? Training with a dildo to know what i'm getting into beforehand would fix this
>>42069550luckily for a big dicked chaser like myself every hole is tight
>>42069576If he dumps you because of that he was only after a pump and dumpA man who wants a relationship prizes virginity and will not rush things
thread full of homos who decided to fag out rather than make their parents proud lmao sad
punching a chaser in the face once he has fallen asleep
>>42069591Welcome to /lgbt/ newfag
>>42069591i'm sure your mom is proud you still live in ger basement
beating neggers to death with an ice pick
>>42069597This is why i could never fall asleep first with a tranny in my bedThey are too untrustworthy
>>42069608ger basement
Any steam winter sale recommendations?
>>42069618this fag cares about spelling lmao
Not even waking up from a tranny punching in my sleep with her frail little tranny arms
waking my tranny up by tounge punching her fartbox
What if the tranny tries to stick her cock in my ass while I sleep? You guys have a lot of trust for no reason
>>42069650I think I can trust the trannies here to not do that to me
>>42069650unless she takes cialis or viagra she'll be on enough estrogran or prog she can't get it up
>>42069650>No waiter my steak is too juicy
>>42069650This is why before you fall asleep for the night you zip tie your tranny's arms and legs together This way she can't fuck with you in your sleep and is also ready for a simple, no nonsense pounding as soon as you wake up
>>42069630prey 2017divinity original sin 2outer wildsresident evil 4some of my faves ^i picked up alien isolation
>>42069671NPC type shit
>>42069669just put all ones where the xes are and prove it by benching more than that nerd
>>42069671>resident evil 4the remake? been eyeing that up since i only played a little bit when i was youngerprey's definitely a shout thanks
>>42069681ok then what are your favourite games fag
living in the alien universe might actually be pretty comfy. just cruising around in your star ship looking out the window at the stars smoking your company rationed cigarettes, listening to some music. actually alien attacks are rare and the movies only focus on those situations. there are billions of people out there in the universe just living their lives to serve whatever corporation rules where they were bornmost disease has been cured
>>42069214I have a confession to makeI lost 220 lbs, that's my old selfI look like this now
>>42069697Rapelay Nekopara Might and Magic 6
>>42069712imagine aliens probably have hiv cured and go to thailand all the time to bang ladyboys raw
>>42069671>why yes, I play whatever the steam algorithm tells me to play! How could you tell?
>>42069697WoW
>>42069719hey hey people
>>42069718looking good broheim
>>42069718You lost a whole chubby man.
>>42069718looking huge brother
>>42069718OH YOURE THAT GUY???? well ive said i want to fuck you previously, so i guess theres just something special about ya. proud af about your weight-loss. you have really nice arms and tummy <3
wish re4 remake was optimized. It chugs like hell whenever I step into a loading zone despite my hardware far exceeding it's recommended specs
>>42069743It is very wild that if you cloned me I lost more than the mass of that in just fatNever go full bulk>>42069750>>42069740Bicep emoji fire emoji
>>42069725FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>42069783get better taste lil gup play indie games
>>42069787indie games lmao
need a tranny to use as a body pillow and flesh light
>>42069725Recommend some games then
I unironically think agps are less inclined to cheat on you than hsts.
>>42069787i do play indie games. like expedition 33!!!!!!!
>>4206982367 agpbux have been deposited into your account!
Buying my 18 year old tranny discord nitro and a mapgame dlc for christmas
>>42069831Think about it. Gay males cheat all the time because they have no impulse control. An agp will stay loyal as long as you make her feel womanly.
lmao apparently in the old harvest moon games if you play as a female the game ends once you get married and you become a housewife for your husband who runs your farm now lmao based japs
>>42069809And a punching bag
>>42069823I had a good chuckle at this
>>42069851Wholesome
>>42069855It’s true.
Some days I love front squats some days I absolutely hate them (today is one of those days)
>>42069849nvm this nigga concocting theories
>>42069876I’m going to publish my thesis on it soon.
>>42069873Me with OHP
>>42069873i has the holding the bar on front sqauts holding it crossed srms seems gay snd the other hold makes my forearms cramp i'm just a forever high bar squatter
>>42069851https://youtu.be/KATOTrSA0uY
>>42069903hate*
>tfw your gay ass joint muscles don't grow at the same pace as everything else so you need to slow your training way down to not injure yourself
>>42069916at least you figured this out now i had deal with crippling joint pain for like a decade before it clicked
>>42069897Always love OHP, my beloved exercise>>42069903Yeah the full grip take a bit of work to get the wrist and forearm mobility for it to be comfortable
>>42069907RETVRN
It sucks to be ugly
>>42067628~girls with wieners~
>>42069964~men with titties~
Personally I think 'boymoders' should be rounded up and sent to camps until they behave like girls.
>>42069972I have a pillow-like chest
>>42069980like sleep away camp!!? :D
Are chasers here into gapes?
>>42070008They will have a girlies night
Who said chasers can't cook
>>42070013yes most of them love to get gaped
>>42069907I spent so much time playing Harvest Moon on PS1...
>>42070017Honestly that looks like slop, is it rice with some canned bologna sauce on top?I'll cook tomorrow (bbq)
>>42070013I find it kinda weird but I might be if I was horny enough idk
>>42070019Only because you love it so much
>>42067628>QOTT: A genie appears and he grants you 3 wishes. What are your 3 wishes?To fuck three fat bitches
>>42070044Frozen chicken tendies and rice lol
>>42067628>qott:kill people with my farts
>>42070017I like how it's in a dog bowl
>>42070137t. Sergeant braphoghttps://youtu.be/hFhRfbaQMno
>>42070145<3
Remember tranniesBurn the coal pay the toll
>>42070145It's a pot with a handle, which I made the rice in
Eating my high protein chasey slop from my dog bowl so my muscles can get big for mother <3
I would hate it if my gf humped my face, she'd get dropped so quick
>>42070153
>>42067628well i don't know about the other two but the first wish would probably to have the ability to make (night) dreams real after waking up
>>42070164They're tendies that have a very light breading and the whole bag comes out to like 700 calories and over 100g protein I need to be as strong so I can find a pretty tranny gf to cook better meals for me
>>42070052Why do you think it's weird?
>>42070154mom the chuds are thinking about black wieners again!!!
>>42070153Gf that serves me dinner in this every night
should meffy become a professional wrestler?
>>42070171Need this
>>42070211You should suplex my cock into your ass
>>42070178Just sorta kinda off-putting I can just see right on up in there
we need a chasergen prom
>>42070176Yeah man that's cool, I was just talking about what I'm doing after I finish my workout
Where should I go for dinner today
the tranner i bought poop videos from killed herself
>>42070240macdonalds
>>42070240snowbunny <3
>>42070229>5 billion people ask out rosewood
>>42070244I'm so sorry bro
>>42070252>not asking out ravishyddt
>>42070244Are you the dude that buys pooping vids from trannies?
>>42070244You are awarded the brown star for making the most Indian post of the day
>>42070252speaking for yourselfI'm going with koshka or that polish tranny that posts ass
selling poop videos
>>42070274LMAO
>>42070237Thought you were a tranny mocking meLook up real good chicken. For the effort required to make them it's incredible macros and taste
>>42070246i hate mcdonalds now. their burgers are just fucked up, squished, lacking flavor except salt.
>>42070274i hate to disappoint but i’m irish
>>42070290The trick to getting a good burger there is you need to order a double quarter pounder plain/extras on the sideThis guarantees they make it fresh as they'll never have a big custom sandwich like that just sitting outWhen it's fresh like that it's good for fast food but still below like five guys or in n out
>>42070244Which one?
>>42067628>oppicrelisn't this that rapist twitter musician or whatever?
Do the needful baby shit for me
God i wish i were like Aki hayakawa
>>42070306listen, I hardly like meat and I don't trust ANYTHING from mcdonalds. I swear anyone who eats their chicken nuggets is going to get a brain tumor from how fake and rancid those areBut nice strat. I love dumb fast food strats that trick the cooks into actually making the food good
>>42070240qrd on white chasers?
i wish i was on girl team
qrd on if I am evil or not for being open to dating trans girls
>>42070321cord penis
how often are people saying "quick run down" that they need an abbreviation for it
qrd on cord penis
>>42070321cord is this based??
>>42070321These are most important at chipotle
>>42070374every opinion i have is based>>42070371no
>>42070292do Irish people lack reading comprehension? Try rereading my post again
>>42070384qrd on chipotle strat
>Tfw you had an absolute peak tranny FWB and lost her so now you hang out on Internet communities like this but you know you'll never find someone like her againI should have told her I loved her bros
>>42070399So you tell them you want chicken, then after they finish giving you a normal full scoop of chicken you go "oh can I actually get extra chicken"Now, they're forced to double the amount they just gave you because it's double chicken and you just saw what a normal scoop is If you just order double chicken out the gate they just give you two small scoops and it's basically 1.5x Chicken
>>42070402I wonder how many chasers are here just because there was that one tranny that got away
>>42070402i feel you. you'll be ok>>42070418lmfaooo good strat
>>42070425Haha imagine...
>>42070388>every opinion i have is basedbased attitude too
>>42067628what the fuck i loved this game
>>42070433Won't be okI can find a cis woman as pretty or prettier but won't have the exoticism of a trannyI can find another tranny too but won't be as hot as herI'll compare every woman I ever know to her
>>42070445trvke
>>42070445From what the women here say this is ideal anyways
>>42070445SLOPPY SEX WITH THIS MAN
>>42070445thats just a lazy faggot who doesn't push himself or know how to diet at all
>>42070445People will clown this but this guy would look shredded if he did like a 500 calorie daily deficit for a few months He's got plenty of muscle
>>42070445Bros I have the exact same gyno
>>42070467I want you
>>42070433Hi cord <3On a scale from 1-10, how sensitive are your nipples and how wet is your mouth?
>>42070463He's definitely lifting consistently just eating a lot. If he does a small deficit for a few months stays high protein and keeps lifting hell look really good in a few monthsLosing fat is faster and easier than building muscle. He's already done the harder part
>>42070388>noplease babe I need it
>>42070474I want you too. Where are you from
>>42070482>>42070464Ultimately agree with this but was curious how this thread would respond lel
>>42070447it was a different time then
>>42070445lovely >>42070478very weird question. my boobs get too sensitive sometimes that they hurt >_< >how wet is your mouth?uhhh. wet>>42070488>slaps pp on ur face>slap slap slap
>>42070494Canada
>>42070512>very weird questionRude and uncalled for
>>42070512>>slaps pp on ur face>>slap slap slapFucking hot
>>42070464he still has gyno no deficit is getting rid of that
>>42070445why he flubby?
>>42070512>>how wet is your mouth?my dentist says i got an extra we mouth but shes an eastern european milf so maybe its just in response to that
>>42070537Ya can't really speak to gyno. I've been pretty fat but never had it. Wasn't sure if that was just because of the fat or if he'd keep itStill can have good separation on his arms plus abs without much tone or effort
>>42070521New Canadian poster?
>>42070523why are you asking about my tits and mouth wetness. youre rude and uncalled for>>42070548lol
>>42070552no
>>42070521You are from a far away land. It was not meant to be
>>42070556I ask all the namefags and tripfags. I'm just curious.
>>42070560sadness. I love you eurofren
>>42070558https://discord gg/X9ABUG9nM
>>42070570you didn't even ask me if I was from ontario!
>>4207058250% chance you are
>>42070564okay wellllll u got ur answer :-p
>>42070587Thank you~~~
>>42070586yeah and I'm already in that server....
sorry babe sabres are going to a shoot out talk later
>>42070604self report gyno lover
Seeing what the girls will thirst over makes me feel a lot more attractive desu
>>42070570is blobby in there?
>>42070620no
>>42070550as soon as he pops that shirt of tho lmao but he deserves it for being a faggot redditor
>>42070608does he have gyno? he looks strong and he's kinda fat and I like that simple as
>>42070605you guys will be scary next year
>>42070643we've heard thay for 15 years lol
>>42070650as a bruins fan it’s similar but the opposite
im getting in-n-out for the 50th time this month only because they have a milkshake
>>42070659can i have milkshake?
>>42070659I'll give you some in n out
Absolute banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJcMJ1789B4
>>42070667yessss. strawberry or chocolate or vanilla? >>42070669>I'll give you some in n out0_0
>>42070659in-n-out is pretty good.>>42070667what does canada have besides indian food?
Shake a tranny's milkers call that in n out
>>42070685stawby pls>>42070688poutine
>>42070688montreal smoked meat sandwhiches
>>42070688shwarma on fries
>>42070688its not bad! i like the toasted buns a lot for some reason. their fries are horrible >>42070695>Shake a tranny's milkers call that in n outdang! anon writing bars! >>42070708strawberry it is~ i get chocolate usually but the strawberry is good as well
>>42070688peameal bacon sandwiches
>>42070688butter tarts
>>42070732>>42070739butter farts and pee mealsgross
>>42070728cord is frend
>>42070728i wanna see you shake your milkshake ;)
>>42070688nanaimo bars
>>42070749fire
>>42070688all dressed chips
>>42070747mefrendhow are you doing today>>42070748this is virtual harrassment!
>>42070770FIREEEEEEEE
>>42070775i am okay. i nearly got run over. tomorrow i work with work crush and im nervous halp
making my troon play my childhood games
>"No, you can't cum inside me. Put on a condom">Translation: Glory to Benjamin Netanyahu and the state of Israel
>>42070846I don't want her to make me pregnant
I'm tired of my friend sending me depressing memes after a breakup. Motherfucker, you're ruining my racism and body cam footage algorithm.
stricken with ennui
>>42070775>this is virtual harrassment!it'd be more fun in person
>>42070859Friend is NOT getting into agartha
>>42070859Your fault for using anything with an algorithm
>>42070622one of his many alts is in there
>>42070840>gen 5Baby fingers typed this post
>>42070838oooo someone has a cruuuuushwhat are they like>>42070862>attempts to twerki don't have a big enough butt (yet!)
>>42070840i played and loved crash and spyro <3
>>42070911i think its just right! would make me a minuteman
>>42070840none of these are slopif this was 2013 it would say "unclecore"
>>42070911she is tall, seemingly timid, and has elf-like features
Being naughty and doing bad things again
>>42070927awwww <33 ur so sweet
prostagma?
I want to cut my face off and feed it to my dog
>>42070939tell her you love herwhat's ur job btw? >>42070953NO dont do that thats bad
>>42070949Vooloomay
>>42070949>9gag
>>42070953Bark bark
>>42070840Modern games simply aren't as good and it isn't nostalgiat.spent YEARS playing Crash growing up
>>42070943<3<3 you're cute
>>42070959think i might tell her that i have fantasized about her playing link and me playing zelda in the upcoming LoZ moviei work in grocery store D,x
>>42070967yeah new games are boring slop and poorly optimized. My powerful hardware shouldn't need ai upscaling to hit 60fps 1440p that's absurd.
Fuck why did someone have to mention milkshake, now I crave frosty dairy but it's too late to get any
>>42070986i wanna put my dairy product into cord
>>42071000Thankfully I had some ice cream, ate two spoons and now I'm chilling>>42071026Most of them are slop though, at least the fast food ones like Bob's, imo açaà is a better alternative. The thing about it is it's very caloric, which is why ideally you'd have it at the beach, used to eat it almost daily during summer for just that years ago
fuck my stupid retail store manager life bro
>>42070975ooo i used to be a cashier at a krogers. i would read Archie comics and my manager told me that was "sight theft" do u and ur crush talk a lot? >>42070973>>42071000ur making me blush
>>42071069eating that lemon bussy out in the back office
>>42071053i think i used to drink in a random milkshake shop that existed in my city, i think i never had in a fastfood brand like bobs mcdonalds bk etcaçaà is nice too i like it. i dont like the full slop açaà with the cup being 99% toppings and leite condensando and leite ninho and etc and just 1% of the açai lmao but its a nice thing to eat
My beard makes me much more attractive desu
>>42071069yo i saw a place called snoopy land in japan and thought of you alex
>>42071081beards are hot
>>42071081same
>>42071086i need to go there twin
>>42071070we have spoken once in the two years we have worked here and it was a really awkward interaction
>going to Alex's retail job and asking her if the store sells magnum condoms
>>42071070>ur making me blushno way could i make a girl of your caliber blush
>>42071099Did you man up and become chad?
>>42071069snowbunny <3
>>42071118bet bro *biceps emoji*
>>42071132Damn if you looked like that you'd pull so many hoes
>>42071081Me too I can never shave it
>>42071137who said i dont??????
i almost can't grow a beard anymore
my feast >>42070986im sry!! >>42071108just talk 2 herrrrrrrrr. but maybe dont say the zelda thing just yet :x>>42071114well u did! ur too nice <3
>>42071142I still can't grow one
>>42071142Chaser btw
>>42071140Lil bro you're built like a stick, you ain't got no hoes
BPDemon tranny went from talking to me all day for a week to 3 or 4 messages a day now. Sigh.
i should kill myself
>>42071145You just said you never eat meat now you have a burger
has anyone seen rick?
>>42071170im rick
Dogs can grow beards all over
Remember, the only thing you can have faith in is money
>>42071145How much was that burger? It's kinda sad but maybe it's cheap
>>42071179woah
>cord in chasergenwaow i like her she's veryy pretty, my type
>>42071145i’m scared she doesn’t like tranny boymoders
>>42071161you guys have no idea what twinks can do to the heart of alternative and bi girls..........
>>42071163Probably not though
im in a good mood for the first time in a little bit
>>42071162that's how online relationships go :( u should try to visit them if u can>>42071169i said >I hardly like meatwhich is true. but I need to get protein from somewhere so i just deal with it. i never eat large pieces of meat and only eat thin burger patties, which in-n-out is. if i didnt need protein, i would 100% never eat meat>>42071187in-n-out is vry cheap which is why i go there often. its like $3 for the burger snd $3 for the milkshake >>42071194:///// who caressssss take the risk and get the potential reward!!
>>42071190cord is my type too (tranny with big dick)
>>42071179https://youtu.be/yLzHFretCbgThanks for that
>>42071162you did something wrong because i never stop wanting to talk to people that much ever
>>42071197Where in Brazil are you from
>>42071190>>42071211akdhsagsghwhbut im uglylyllyyyyyyyllylyyyyyyy
>>42071206what do i say??? women are scary
>>42071212Take me back to being a fuckass high school metalcore nerd
>>42071218She is from Maceiô and waiting you in a Taipa house preparing to be your waifu
>>42071218somewhere south or southeast........ why the question.........
>>42071220you're a little clocky but still explicitly a femme and you're tall and a bit lanky and and and i just really like the way you look ur a ,pretty girl
>>42071235He is gonna kidnap you mongol warlord style and turn you into his concubine
>>42071226I'd do anything to go back
>>42071235Because i want to give you white argie cock and colonize your Brazilian hole
>>42071113i sell shoes bro
>>42071225hmmmm thats hard if you havent talked much... i would just be a dork and just start asking her about herself>>42071236omg <333333333333 tysm anon ily
>>42071250That lamb said all that?
>>42071177have you seen rick?
>>42071255Você Vai dar uma narigada nela?
And now for something a little gayerhttps://youtu.be/qVE7JotcvH8
>>42071245i can fight back omg i told u guys 9089898989 times already i know selfdefense >>42071255oh eres argentino nice please be in palermo soho
Just learned the femboy I fucked months ago is now on HRT. I had a feeling desu but its a shame he started so late. He's 22 now.
>>42071260she might think i’m a rapist
>>42071279Sample it again in a year
>>42071266no
>>42071279i need to die why didnt i fight my parents back
chasers hardly post pics but i know ur all handsome <33>>42071284:/// as long as ur not rly pushy and just sweet and curious, ppl like that!>>42071279>shame he started so late. He's 22 now.bait.
>>42071274Vou sequestrá-la.
how's that bussy stank tonight fellas?
>>42071278Kiria post your biceps
>>42071302i really wanna eat her out
>>42071303Estilo Gengis Khan?
>>42071311omg again
>>42071315sbxhshszbshsnsshahahvsag mef plz
>>42071260>omg <333333333333 tysm anon ilyyw cord>>42071302>chasers hardly post pics but i know ur all handsome <33i have terrible news unless you like men built like hibernating hamsters
>>42071319Oh my god are you okay do you need to be sent money for food
>>42071319Quebrava esse bracinho de macarrão easy easy com menu biceps de 41cm
>>42071319Mogs me
i started at 28 and i mog my friend who started at 23
>>42071323>men built like hibernating hamstersi like big huggable boys :) i wanna wrap my arms around and squeeeeeeze
>>42071302>chasers hardly post picsFear of rick and blobby mostly. Also, I feel like most people here know the fruitlessness of long distance stuff or maybes that’s just me venting
>>42071321i think i might die if these events do not unfold
>>42071337Be humbly grateful for your beta lineage
Might fuck around and install grindr again
>>42071343how about u just go slow and start from there ... have you ever been in a relationship>>42071342long distance isn't impossible imo. as long as ur both willing and able to actually meet up sometimes
>>42071351ive been thinking about taimit. chaser
>>42071346my dad is a gigachad and he could beat up your dad. i stunted my growth with an eating disorder so im not as tall as him
>>42071352not really no
>>42071352>long distance isn't impossible imoYou’re right but imo it’s still really difficulty and even normies struggle with it. That’s why a decent amount of military couples struggle a lot
https://youtu.be/fZBxsxF4Q2Y
>>42071353Me too but I've heard the pay wall is insaneLike they hide dms behind payments
I wish tranners weren't worried about their boyfriends going trans so they would like skellies more
>>42071370>Like they hide dms behind paymentsWTH
>>42071375I like skellies I'm fat tho
>>42071368This band influenced me so hard you wouldn't believePeople clock it at shows all the time, I basically stole my riffing style from themGoated album
>>42071330i weigh 60kgs/135lbs lmao im not a stick!!!>>42071334it happens bro>>42071333its all about technique. i could still beat all of u guys at arm wrestling
another day at /falsemetalforfagswhohategoodriffsgeneral/
>>42071375fat people can transition too anon
hey sarah i'm starting finasteride soon
hi trans girls :) how would you feel if a guy who was interested in you had a lot of trans women friends? platonic friends he has no romantic or sexual history with
>>42071363you also should just dl grindr and find some horny degen ftm to kiss on>>42071364i was talking with someone for a year and i was gonna drive out to them but couldnt convince myself to actually do it which soured the relationship :( i fucked up and i miss them
>>42071162get out while you still can
>>42071162The trick to bpdemons is whe. You notice they are starting to lose obsession you cut contact immediately before it has time to actually manifest for themThis tricks the bpdemon into immediately exiting the emotionally distant phase as they dont like that they're not the one in control of attention and will start wanting you to talk to them again
>>42071396this would make me feel more comfortable if anything
pumping and dumping trannies>>>>>>>>>
>>42071390Man, sybauRaw dm is cool too but retards who make it their whole personality to hate core and good production are the biggest virgins
>>42071416>emotionally distant phasei don't have this what is my disease called?
>>42071390Plus you act like ATG worship is bad riffing That shit slaps
>>42071380I wish I got into guitar back then. Now I'm too old to get good.
>>42071429You mean you just have pure obsession?
>>42071441It only takes a year or two, you can still do it you just need an hour or two to dedicate to it a day which is easier when you're a teen but doable if you're dedicated enough
>>42071446i always want to talk to my person and never be alone
I want to fuck a tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQKhRKvHSM
>>42071422ok! that's good to know. i dont consider myself a chaser i just hang out in queer spaces and get along well with trans girls cuz we share hobbies (anime, video games, etc)
>>42071162Universal experience Shit is crazy on the psyche, huhGhost incoming, preeminent RIP to a chaserbro
>>42071429>>42071460Anxious attachment The one who suddenly slows down is avoidant attachment
>>42071380That album is what got me back into playing/listening to shitty metalcore a few months ago, funnyWas like half of what I played in 9th grade once i was kinda proficient at guitar, we probably learned in very similar ways. Although I never took it to the point of playing shows, props
>>42071482>Anxious attachmentis there not a disease to go with it? and people have left me before out of nowhere so it's only fair i should be anxious it will happen again
>>42071416The trick to bpdemons is to emotionally detach yourself from the start and just treat them like living sex objects, and then discard them once the initial flame is dwindling. They are not worth the emotional investment or psychological warfare at all.
I just caught my neighbor masturbating
>>42071496It's not a disease it's just emotional traumaEmdr is the best recourse
>>42071501Bro stop staring at me through the window
>>42071501wtf how when where what give me deets
>>42071501Why women masturbate so loud?
>>42071505i tried to do that by my therapist says i am too broken and that it will just make me worse
I want to buy vodka again and get drunk as fuck
>>42071518Very weird therapistYeah it will be temporarily destabilizing but it's how you get better
>>42071514I went to my garden right now (where I can see the neighbor window) and she was masturbating and moaning loud plus slapping her couchie
>>42071482>The one who suddenly slows down is avoidant attachmentthis is unfortunately the worst thing about me and i have obliterated most of my friendships because of this. i get too emotional, dont know how to handle it, and dont want to burden anyone so i run away and hide from everyone. its genuinely life ruining. i hate my parents
>>42071501Is she hot?
>>42071535She is normal
>>42071519Me too but I should be frugal this month
>>42071524should i try to get a new one who will do it?
>>42071527Holy fuck im so jealous
I caught the tranny next door jerking off to me from their garden
>>42071545Probably yeah
>>42071529This shit sucks so bad from the other side you have no idea
one of the GOAT live metal performances imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZLmfLk3l0
>>42071547FUCK
>>42071550i have issues with leaving bad situations
>>42071547sorry.....
>>42071555i unfortunately do. i hurt someone i loved deeply and i hate myself so much for it.
>>42071453I've been at it for like 2 years and can play simple stuff, but I have like no speed and can't solo.
>>42071501
Have you ever jerked off to the thought of your neighbor
>>42071589She literally closed the window after a while lol
>>42071598Nigga dont tell me you were standing there watching....
Dawgy come out
anhedonia :(
>>42071529That's so me. How old are you?
Dawgy's lipstick came outVery juvenile and irreverent
why am i still alive
>>42071529At least this explains some stuff about someone I knew so thank you
I am trying to cure my avoidant attachment and it's very hard! Always feel like I have to deal with everything completely on my own. Part of that is probably just being a man but I also need to learn to communicate with my friends and family and future partners better. Has probably been the main issue from my side in my relationships desu
>>42071605Yeah, I was kinda speechless. She then got up and close the windown
>>42071617do you find things funny still are you able to laugh
>>42071651sometmes
>>4207161827. a couple years out of highschool i felt so ashamed of myself i cut off every single person ive ever met and irreparably fucked up every single relationship ive ever had because of that. spent 2 years just sitting in my room not even talking to my parents. it was the biggest fuck up of my entire life until i did it to my ex. i really despise myself. im now learning about it and how it stems from emotionally neglectful parents which mine very much were. try to confront your emotions and understand that you are 100% valid for having them and its never a burden to express them to the people that love you because they want to help you and love you
>>42071646Bro like i hope you dont actually interact with this person if she caught you watching
>>42071666>my exMan or woman?
i think im going to commit myself
>>42071646you should fuck your neighbor
>>42071666Damn this post makes me want to go to therapy
>>42071675cut your throat before you do so they keep you for some months and give you money for life after
You dont need to go to therapy you're a man just stop acting like a pussy
>>42071666Babe I ain't reading all thatpost cock
My emotionally neglectful parents made me have an anxious attachment, not avoidant
>>42071692Men need therapy bad and they stay shit because they refuse to work it
>>42071707I dont need therapy i need a tranny to cum in
>>42071632i know its hard but please dont take what they did personally, its something theyre going through and they made a bad decision >>42071674ftm. the only person ive ever even been slightly romantic with. we never made it official but ex is the best way to explain it. >>42071683please do. i havent done it but i know its worth it just to deconstruct and understand yourself >>42071704my mom was very avoidant herself. she would lock herself in her room and i wouldnt see her for days at a time. i feel weird saying this but we never even cuddled or done anything that i think other mothers do with their children. shes a very cold person
only bad things happen to me every time i do months of therapy i cant actually talk to themi tried to be honest with them and i had guns pointed at my face and got rapedim going to cut my throat
>>42071720Dont do that babe
>>42071707therapy doesnt work
NEW THREAD: >>42071726NEW THREAD: >>42071726NEW THREAD: >>42071726NEW THREAD: >>42071726NEW THREAD: >>42071726
if you go to therapy, make sure the state pays for it even your transportation.thats another thing, draining resources to get even more fucked up. i wont go anywhere unless the state pays for all of it im not wasting my money on that shit ever again
what happens when you call the suicide hotline?
>>42071800they literally just ask if youre going harm yourself or others. if you say yes, they will immediately call the police to your location. if you say no, they will tell you a website to go to and then hang up on you. i refused to answer that question and started yelling at them because i was emotional, and they just hung up on me. multiple times. its literally just a scam for you to call the police on yourself, unfortunately. love you
>>42071825im going die aren't i
>>42071831no youre gonna be okay. theres a world of opportunities and people who would be love to squeeze hug you so hard. please distract yourself with fun things like sex and drugs
>>42071840im alone
>>42071852everything on this planet is temporary. please think about the good things <3
>>42071869you're making fun of me
