>>42076656
treat me like a woman. be gentle with me. be nice to me (optional)

>>42076656
be okay with my existence. don't get angry at me when I have problems. don't hit me or rape me. then you're like better than most guys.

>>42076656
Don't be obese or extremely unhygienic. Give her a single compliment. Ask her out. In that order.

>>42076814
>>42076881
how do i find one?

>>42076862
the fuck?

>>42076881
I was wondering why a single compliment. But then I thought about how some guys would just shower me with compliments which was kinda offputting and it was much better when it was more limited. So I guess you are onto something with this

>>42076656
find a broken bird boymoder (they frequently browse threads like these) and mold her into your perfect wife. she would be eternally loyal to and enthralled by the man that ended years of solitude...</3

>>42077017
I'm not talking about you. You sound like a bitch. And you're a trip so it tracks. Don't wonder about my posts.

>>42077040
I wonder what that's about