troons and poons, what would you do if you acquired the one ring?for those who didn't actually read the books, it enhances whatever powers you already have to extreme levels.hobbits were good at hiding, so it made them invisible, but the effect varies from person to personalso, it makes you evil of course
>>42077149I need a samwise pooner
>>42077149My powers of autism are unmatched already so I would mail the ring to a small Balkan country and watch the drama unfold.
>>42077207>mail the ring to a small Balkan country and watch the drama unfold.>it is picked up by some chud>becomes the mythical ultra-giga-chud>starts a campaign of global uncucking>exterminates minorities and leftiesroundabout way of committing ack
>>42077207As a balkaner I love this answer lmfao xD
>>42077149I would throw it away because it's a shit ripoff of Wagner's ring and tarnhelmPage 10 bump btw
>>42077149I would increase the testosterone levels in all around met. PAIS
>>42077149>for those who didn't actually read the books, it enhances whatever powers you already have to extreme levels.>hobbits were good at hiding, so it made them invisible, but the effect varies from person to persongay reddit headcanon
>>42077149would it increase my honness
>>42080968>t. only watched the movies
