Mention your letters, sexuality, gender too.
I'm a fairly androgynous cis bi guy and if I'll be frank I basically just wanna date another version of me, male or female.
PewdiepieCis gay
>>42081071cute, tall, lean and will binge comfy tv shows on the couch with me in our pajamas
>>42083886oh i forgot my letters i'm mtf into guys
>>42081071Mtf lesbian my ideal woman is one with strong progressive values, understands that nothing we do on this earth matters in the grand scheme of things and therefore prioritizes happiness and comfort over stupid rat race bullshit, and generally chooses kindness and love and understanding toward all living things.
>>42081071Non normie, niche interests, similar worldview/outlook to me, no younger than 24 no older than 38, enjoys the outdoors,
>>42081071FtM bisexualprobably someone who's up to just stay in for cuddles or go out but chill dates. If they're really nerdy about the same thing as me too it'd be so cool.
>>42081071mtf, ftm, or NB who is smart and emotionally intelligent who'll be nice and understanding and they're understanding of my interests and me being schizo and they wanna do kinky stuff with me too.pansexual transfem mtf/NB
>>42081071Pooner. Straight. Any foid thats smart, has ambition, niche interests and often feels melancholic for no apperant reason
>>42084709>has ambitionFor what purpose What exactly do you think ambition accomplishes in this world? Humanity will not live forever. Earth will not live forever. The sun will not live forever. Eventually, the universe as a whole will no longer be capable of hosting any kind of life at all Ambition is meaningless. It's foolish and short sighted to think otherwise. We know enough about the nature of existence to know that this entire little game of society that we play is pointless. What matters is being happy, being well-fed, having a warm place to sleep at night, and entertainment during the day. "Ambition" is just the cope of the ignorant who never learned how the universe works.
>>42081071actually hot/twinkhon but hotter than me/passoid/cisf co-handler gf to our harem of puppygirls that sort of haughtily stares when i fuck one of the dogs and lightly berates me for it while she makes sure the c&c on jeff's free tier is still up and giggles bc she figured out how to improve the credential exfil obfuscation route and i ask her if she wants to celebrate by kicking a few of the puppies while we listen to deftones and she says something like yes ofc darling, now hold still and let me put this cigarette out on you you fucking freakestrogenized amab weird alien thing idfucking know, i probably don't want to fuck you unless you're really hot or interesting or get me high or ask me to fuck you anyway and let me spit on you or spit on me instead
>>42081071175cm or shorter, feminine, submissive, demure, 18-25 years old, small cock, would never get SRS, passoid, White/Asian/Latina (or maybe some mix) and not a leftist. >t. straight man
Ftm, bisexual Smells good, taller than me, has interests that they passionately talk about.Would spit in my mouth, collar me and overall have no problem degrading and dominating me.
>>42085018alternately handler/dolltrainer gf that likes to follow and/or mess with the vr/audio/video/notifications/drugs schedule and just completely melt me the fuck into nothing at all for a cpl yrs bc i trust her to carry out the mission and only pull me up when she needs me
>>42084948Nta how can you be happy, entertained, and well fed if your partner has no ambition....? That sounds like a low standard of living.
>>42085095I'm happy, entertained, and well fed and do not have ambition and I've also lived alone my entire adult life? You should be able to survive on your own not being taken care of by a partner.
>>42085103I'm not the one who will be taken care of by a partner... I'm the caretaker for my future partner AND my current family! And what do you mean by happy and entertained? How do you do that with no ambition?
>>42085041Idc if they got srs desu, i fuck it while i remind them how much of a failed male they are>where is youe dick faggot? Oh that's right, you cut it off to make another hole for me to enjoy>such a good girl
>>42084948Thats what i meant kek. Trying to live is pretty ambitious in of itself tbdesu. What you describes fits perfectly. Really, there's hardly a person out there that doesnt have ambition in one way or another but not everyone can put it into distinct words. I guess its the wrong word. Too grandiose. Maybe striving would be better. I didnt think too hard about it.Ngl i might take you out to dinner anon
>>42081071Cis lesbian who looks like a 90s riot grrl, preferably with blonde hair. much more socially compitent then me while still being a bit of a nerd. Provides me with a different perspective then my own to consider and is able to tell when im stressed and help calm me. We probably share one or two interests and she finds how I get when i talk about my fixations very cute.Sexually she doesnt want piv and doesnt try to touch me during sex. I end up basically being a service bottom for her and keeping my clothes on. She also would hopefully be ok as my cg occasionally in a mdlg thing (though thatd mainly be nonsexual).t. Bi mtf
>>42085041This doesnt exist lol.
>>42081071If I had the time and artistic skill, I would do this meme properly, but, alas, ...I'm a bisexual FTM, so my spectrum of "ideal partner" is rather broad, and I can only really mention some traits I find attractive, like:They should be androgynous or leaning masculine/being masculine, nothing too feminine. Intelligent and non-judgmental. Preferably European, around my age (18-22), same ethnicity (German or Austrian or Swiss) would be nice for relatability as well as no long-term LDR. It'd be great if they had hobbies or interests of their own, I don't mind mental illness — provided they're working to improve themselves — and I think that clingy behaviour can be very endearing. I would also want them to be attracted to me and my body, so definitely not someone who's repulsed by my genitals and who would rather be with a cis man.
