>>42081464
i'm a skrimple man, i like hank

never seen it thought it looked weird

yep

I like dale, he amuses me greatly

it's staring at me

my parents are visiting how am i gonna hide my boobs

i like bobby, especially when he’s trying to be cajun

ah hell naw they done nailed me to a fucking cross

most likely to be raped award

coked out robern zander fucking helf dead i've seen him much orlder but to giv
https://youtu.be/ag-b7NNzjXk?si=xldjaLA1-DOiFGVu

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>what the fuck is this?
>none of you could remember the best character?

>>42081516
compression top?

Jesus fucking Christ i just meant to say i saw him open for Blondie once

bump

I fucking want you bumpmoder. badly.

>>42081547
they're coming soon will i even get one in time

ur chopped + ur unc + u aint got no labubus

made the last 5/6 threads award

let's talk about smiling friends again

KILL YOURSELF AN THENSMOME
FEAR THE WORLD AN THENSOMEE
TRYNA FUCK N ENSOME

i love allen

>reddit friends

>>42081647
hehe me too nona, me too :)

sorry we didn't notify your family

i only watch bistro huddy

idk if you think its reddit

https://youtu.be/20xaxl1TDpY
it's like the summer vacation that never ended.

>>42081792
spotify reddit coal music

>>42081792
coal

>>42081516
don't

i don't even have a reddit account. the first forum i browsed was /b/. i've been around a long time.

uncmoder...

coal makes for a good campfire.

>>42081854
i guess it does if you want to sit around a campfire that smells like rotten eggs

a consensual necrophilia scene 10 pages in okay

how many of you will be busy on christmas

I'll be busy sleeping and jackin' off

>>42081961
fuck YES!!!!! what you jackin' to

>>42081924
I'm holding you to that

>>42081948
i might be doing fuck all. i’m doing christmas morning with my family, but idk if my grandfather is doing anything and my brother and his wife are going to her grandparents’, so if my mom goes with her boyfriend’s family i’ll be alone

>>42081966
*what WE jackin' to

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can you all forgive me for being terminally reddit?

can one of you kill me?

>>42081967
I was talking about the book I'm reading >_<

>>42081966
>>42081981
just thinkin' about guys i know

>>42081996
depends what it's from

>>42081966
BBAN-310 and perhaps a little 476224

I can see my nipples through my shirt

>>42082004
what book is that!?

>>42081996
r/mtmpunished r/coal r/thedailywire

a cups on display at family dinner

>>42082023
i can see your nipples through your shirt too 0-0

>>42082018
restrained while 3 beautiful japanese women do whatever they want to me..... i would be rendered unconscious the entire time, unfortunately...

>>42082018
coal

>>42082015
most of the comment karma’s from r/nba, most of the post karma is from making garbage for r/dankmemes back in high school

used to dread having to do 3+ family visits on christmas and now i get to sit alone at home doing whatever the fuck i want to do
fuck christmas

>>42082065
don’t you have a ‘moder to harass?

>>42082050
agreed, I would probably legitimately just pass out. in fact it kinda looks like eimi fukada almost does pass out at some points LOL

i get to be the chopped transexual on display for christmas wouldn't miss it for the world

>>42082065
will you just disintegrate or something already

i’m not even a tranny on display because no one perceives me as anything but a cis man

>>42082088
bangs

>>42082086
holy shit and if they teased and edged me the entire time... i'd be begging for them to untie me by the end of it so i could creampie them, i literally wouldn't be able to handle 3 japanese women

>>42082111
what will the bangs do for her?

why does everyone hate me, i'm normal

>>42082118
that's what makes her chopped.

>>42082130
mocking you

>>42082027
metamorphosis of prime intellect

>>42082132
how do you know she has bangs?

>>42082160
oh no way, I literally just bought that book too, haven't started it though. crazy coincidence

i would never wish that i had an ugly boymoder / manmoder gf / bf. fucking ew

reading infinite jest to become more malebrained and more reddit

>>42082170
waow
it's pretty good so far, kinda feels like a scifi bataillie

>>42082114
imagining that makes my head spin...that video is so fucking peak, I hope you enjoy it

i am desperate enough to settle for an ugly boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42082189
please don't

>>42082251
already borrowed it from my friend

infinite jest is a fine novel. the first time i ever read it, heh, the first time i read it was in junior year of college. there was this girl that was always at the train station at the same time as me, and always with a book in her hands, face buried. there was no way i could ever talk to her, she was too beautiful. i realized the way to have her face buried in me was to start reading in front of her. entice her with my brain. so i went to the store and bought my first book. started small, a few magic treehouses, a junie b jones or two, a Dostoevsky, on and on. and she started to notice. notice my brain. but the thing is, i started to notice something too. changing myself just to appease her was pointless, because when she got to know the real me, she'd realize i was a liar. but she'd already noticed, it was too late. she sparked up a conversation, i reciprocated. i just couldn't help myself, her voice was speaking to me. me. i had to have it. anyway we fucked and i read infinite jest a few years later

>>42082345
i’m gonna read it in public so that coupled with my general fagginess i get called a “performative male”

>>42082345
I lol'd

hrm. i think i’ll drink more rum. fuck around and see if i can get drunk

grrm. I think I'll fuck around and drink more cum.

god i hate grrm

get ready rith me

cumming

cumming

cumming

>>42082424
the game of thrones guy dumbass

>>42082477
g rr molkein

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>>42082424
> get ready rith me

>>42082486
how big do you think his kno-

>>42082484
golkien rolkien rolkien molkien

>>42082493
ruge

>>42082493
honestly probably pretty big. and you KNOW velma's getting that on a REGULAR basis.

growing a dog dick just to knot velma

becoming velma just to get knotted

shaved my balls today who wants to see

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

i wish i had a mcdouble

im going to eat a mcdub today bcos of you

i think i’m drunk :)

>>42083029
oink

my christmas wish is for at least my friends who know i’m a tranny to see me as a woman

>>42083159
i'll give you my wish for that too

I hate men

yeah me too

i am a 6'3" man that injects estrogen into his man ass

>>42083254
same worstie but belly

>>42083231
wanna read settlers with me

>>42083274
of course queen

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hello manmoder nation can i ask for haircut advice i havent had one in ages

>>42083293
this image made me sad so no

go to a hairstylist and show her a few pictures of how you would like your hair cut, and then wait for her to finish cutting your hair

>>42083313
don't worry google lens ai slop says it's just resting

>>42083293
buzzcut

>>42083321
i dont know what to get desu and its embarassing to show pictures of attractive people with nice hair, like "make me look as good as them please". and that's just insane; i would kick myself out for that alone.

Have you attonned for being a chudd ?

>>42083293
short back and sides paired with a hitler stache is a great manmoder style

long hair is my copium passing with short hair is the dream

>>42083343
this is my problem. also, showing a picture of a woman while looking like a man is humiliating

>>42083343
that's literally what you do at hair salons though! that's not insane. normies do that. I once brought my own passport photo to a hairstylist and said "give me that exact haircut" because I thought I looked so fucking good in that picture. compare that to showing a picture of some celebrity lol. what kind of hair do you want?

like that french moder who mogs

there's a french woman in here!?!?

>>42083373
can i ask for a haircut like winona ryder in stranger things? will they beat me with hammers or kick me in the balls about it?

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>>42083368
i just settled for trying to find androgynous people, but even then i feel weird
especially since i look like picrel, i.e. lorenzo from AC2. im not joking

>>42083384
in times past

>>42083389
they'll just give you the haircut. you can even redirect / have them adjust things mid-haircut if you think they're making it too masculine.
it'll literally be fine. they get paid to cut people's hair however they want and that's all they do.
they'll probably forget about it within a few hours too because they see thousands of different people in their line of work. they're not going to hurt you nona

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>>42083373
>what kind of hair do you want?
like this twink i follow on instagram

>>42083412
that could be cute

>>42083411
i just struggle because i know how may cis lesbians or trans men talk about asking clearly for a short, often more masculine cut, and their hairdressers just make it way more feminine anyway

>>42083439
well ofc that's why i want it, yet still
i fear for my facial structure
i might ask them to keep the sides a little longer and see what comes out of it

>>42083443
do you live in a progressive area or country? I do and I've never really had problems with getting people to do it the way I want. I guess it would depend on the hairdresser. maybe you'd have to just be very (politely) forceful / direct lol
>>42083454
yeah I fear for my facial structure as well. I'm tired of having short hair, I want to hide my masculine jaw behind hair now lol. I wish you good luck

>>42083384
Wee wee, hairy French women

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>>42083480
how hairy

>>42083468
thank you anon
i hope i will make 60k out of nowhere and get ffs one day

>>42083394
DRAT...I missed out...

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are manmoders less sinful / closer to god
>don't pretend to be women
>yet still give in into the urge to abuse cross-sex hormones
>most manmoders abstain from sex, but barely out of their own volition

>>42083506
missed out on what...

>>42083546
...on french women

>>42083503
I hope you do too ;-;

>>42083468
republican town in a progressive county & state :/

>>42083559
transbians make me sick

>>42083571
i’m sorry. i make myself sick, i’m awful

would anyone be down to watch a block of christmas time cartoon network shows as an mmg watch party tomorrow?

>>42083571
what's your fucking problem with transbians

>>42083622
liking the french is far worse than being a transbian tbdesu

>>42083637
but french accents...

i wish i was capable of crying

>>42083611
I'd be down

>>42083611
sure :)

>>42083650
how does 9 or 10 pm eastern sound?

>>42083622
only things they care about are sex and flirting

>>42083670
hey, I also care about other things. but what's so bad about placing a high value on human connection and love?

>>42083670
what if i’m a transbian who doesn’t have sex and rarely flirts?

>>42083666
that should work out for me perfectly!

>>42083480
hairy women are hot

>>42083695
it’s a deal then

>>42083687
don't you have some friends you should be flirting with right now?
>>42083691
shocked...

>>42083730
do you still hate me despite being shocked? i wouldn’t blame you

>>42083730
>don't you have some friends you should be flirting with right now?
it's quite late, so not at this very moment. why? you want in on this?

>>42083743
i don't want anything to do with your friend polycule
>>42083734
you seem nice desu

>all transbians care about is flirting with other people
>no we don't! anyways come flirt with me
why are they like this

are we thinking poop or pee for dinner?

>>42083801
hey i said i didn’t and still didn’t flirt

>>42083254
I am 6'2 and I do the same

>>42083814
poop soup in pee broth

if I were a cow I'd be saying shit like "oh milk yeah" and "milk off!!" and "milk me up, dude"

>>42083910
if i were a cow i'd be mooing "moo" and "mooooo" and "mooooooooo"
GROW UP. cows can't speak, silly foid.

if i were a mouse bartender i’d put the glass of beer on my head and say “this one’s on the mouse” :D

>>42083975
eating an entire basket full of mozzarella tonight in your honor

so like, do i still have to pay for my drink? like i wanted that

manmoding with dignity vs honmoding so you can be called a woman by woke people who see you as a quirky gay man,

>>42083990
the people cowered in fear because they knew she spoke the truth...

>>42083985
it’s a pun on “on the house”, it’s free of course :3

>>42084012
i understood it was a pun, little mouse dude. like i get it you're cute you're trying to be cute, i understand that. i was cute once. but when you're working in the real world, you need to set that shit aside. i had a really bad day at work, and i came to this mouse bar with the intention of getting hammered, not dealing with your bullshit. fuck, mouse dude, you made a bad day even worse.

…do you want your next free beer punlessly on the house?

gm fags back to sleep now

>>42084021
i hope you get to be cute again

my phone is at 2% battery
now I will fall asleep, soon and by the time people will start messaging my phone will have stopped working, so no one will ruin my upcoming 20 hours of sleep

hibernationmoder

>>42084055
no, you know, i can see that i was wrong. i just... look, my mouse wife's been catting around with the neighbor boy. caught her last night. went to sleep on the couch, woke up, went to work this morning and i'm... well, shit, i'm kind of afraid to go home i think. nothing good's waiting for me there. i shouldn't have taken that out on you. you're alright, little mouse dude.

I'm a pathetic person

so i left the manmoder cave to reconnect with the wide world of men that i constantly defend from other tranners online and it turns out that men are actually awful

i wish i had a real life human pelvis so i didnt have to deal with literal troglodytes and i could be in a terf commune

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>>42084077
men are awful? SHOCKER

hate when i cum and it gets all over my balls

>>42084069
it’s alright, i can handle it. i just want to make sure you’re doing okay. i’ve seen you at this bar before, but never so forlorn. if you need, i haven’t been drinking with the customers, i can take you home if you end up drinking too much. i don’t want you driving if it’s unsafe. and if you need a bit more space from the wife, i’ve got a guest room you can sleep in tonight. just let me know what you mean

i cant believe i have to be an adult human male for the rest of my life until i die

having a bf makes you understand why foids call men inconsiderate and unaware
i was on a date and wanted to kill that mf by the end of the night because he just wasn’t listening and every single fucking thing he did pissed me off
he let me go hungry too
still only dating men tho i’m not a troonbian

how do I stop being a pathetic creature and tell my parents I don't want to be with them during christmas because I'm just not feeling like it? last time I tried that (last year btw) my mom freaked out, started crying to me over the phone, started ranting about me how I'm immature, childish
I think I will just fake being sick or something I can't deal with this

>>42084116
try being an adult human chicken

>>42084125
you know you can date women without being a transbian, right?

>>42084133
if i was a chicken would you slaughter me?

>man sees you as less than him
>man doesn’t listen
>man treats you like shit
>still won't date women though!
why do straight women even exist

>>42084138
by being a straight male? no thank you
not that i’m viable for them anyways i’m 5’6 and was at best a poon pre hrt

>>42084125
you loved it bitch and he still plowed you

>>42084131
say you don't want to be with them during christmas because you're not feeling like it. the next step is to not be with them during christmas

>date a cis man
hate him
>date a cis woman
hate her
>date a theygab
hate them
>date an ftm
hate him
>date a transbian
hate her

what now

>>42084165
are you aromantic or something? if not then just keep looking for people more compatible with you?

>>42084161
I said that last time but I gave in once the emotional manipulation and threats started coming :/

>>42084077
do you connect with women ever

>>42084176
im super ugly and hate putting myself out there and im getting old and the queers around me cant pair bond anymore so basically im fucked

>>42084139
probably not. i don’t think i’d have it in me to kill any animal. i’m just referencing the terf tweet about hen meaning adult human chicken

>>42084182
sometimes, but i hate to impose myself in any way so it takes a special kind of woman to bother connecting with me. usually they trauma dump the moment we're alone like im supposed to relate (i do)

>>42084131
do nothing. just don't go. you can cut your parents off

>>42084156
yeah he was in my guts last night

>>42084180
if you're not financially dependant on them or anything like that then i would tell them the same thing again and hang up if they tried to manipulate you again...

>>42084191
>trauma dump
huh wonder if i do that with men and don't realize

>>42084206
>huh wonder if i do that with men
implying? i think it's mostly because i look super traumatized

>>42081464
how was his mother so supportive when its supposed to be texas or whatever for a conservative show it sure has a lot of queers and sexual moments
any billdozer is based

how does one go about looking traumatized

>>42084196
>>42084203
I'm financially dependent

>>42084227
fuuuuck...good luck then

>>42084227
idk, pretend you have food poisoning, i guess :/ i hope you can get away from them soon

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>>42084225

>>42084227
you should manipulate them back

>>42084230
I'm thinking that they won't believe me or will downplay my problems, so I'm thinking of just throwing up and saying I got norovirus or something and send an image of the vomit if they refuse to believe me
I guess it would really suck if they said they don't care or I won't transmit it to them and everyone else
I could try to get myself hospitalized for a week but I don't think that is a good idea

if i was a drag queen in hank's neighbourhood i would feel bad about the guys' judgement but would be terrified of super glamourous girls like nancy and minh chewing me alive
doubt they'll even make you their pet even luanne wasn't good enough for them it would be like peggy's peagant show cringe except everyday and the idea of that makes me want to regress into bill style bodybuilding so atleast everyone is terrified of me

>>42084077
not a woman but a manmoder but not a man but
what i am?
people are awful i love you

>>42084131
>>42084180
>>42084244
>>42084250
just don't respond don't take baits don't do anything that involves them and just become like a zombie

>>42084250
idk, you're an adult. you have to learn how to draw boundaries in your relationships somehow. I get that this is a particularly difficult instance of a relationship but...their behavior seems ridiculous. obviously take that with a grain of salt, idk you personally yada yada. but is the world gonna end if you don't go to christmas one year? it's one day...

>>42084262
it would be selfish to deprive her parents of their favorite daughter-son emotional plaything on the most manipulative holiday of the year

>>42084262
nta but i have multiple friends that are forced to comply with their parents whims or they will become homeless lol

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>>42084262
yeah they are weird, but they only do this with me, not with other people, every time I try to set boundaries they start yelling, crying, manipulating me or threatening me

>>42084218
i think its cause they see you as a confidant isn't that a good thing women would just freeze around me

>>42084273
>>42084274
some parents genuinely deserve death LOL
>>42084287
classic shit :/ I mean you know them better than me. are you out to them? maybe they treat you differently because of that

>>42084293
i thought the other anon was subtly calling me a man

>>42084273
>daughter
all the masculine gifts they give me and frankly the gifts they have planned for me now are like little psychological nvkes because literally almost every time there is a reason to give gifts they end up giving me some retarded kind of mens aftershave, perfume that kind of stuff and they always tell me that they bought it to make me more masculine because that's what I need apparently
btw they knew and saw me crossdressing when I lived with them (until I was too big to fit in my mom's boots and shoes) and I think they suspect I'm gay and think buying me crap will fix me

>>42084282
prob weed or cock but weed is bad for your lungs if you smoke it and it CAN fuck with your memory retention ability

>>42084298
I'm not out to them

>>42084304
>>42084308
show up in honmode

>>42084304
probably a bad idea but you could go nuclear by coming out and telling them the way they treat you makes you want to kys

>>42084125
>he let me go hungry too
explain

>>42084274
just kys in your room
>>42084303
no that was me i thought it just something you do when you're alone

>>42084325
he's a moid, he probably didn't even consider the fact that his fleshlight was a human who needed sustenance

>>42084322
nta but that didnt work at all for me they literally didnt care

>>42084304
i would chuck that shit across the room and tell them to get me a powertool

>>42084304
they love you and just want the best for you. you're a bad person for rejecting their support

>forces you into existence
>no you stupid BITCH that's not how you exist
what do parents mean by this

>>42084330
>>42084325
i mean if you're going to get assfucked afterwards you shouldn't eat so it was smart

>>42084346
GO AWAY MUM

>>42084308
just out of curiosity, what's stopping you from becoming financially independent?
>>42084346
you should probably die

>>42084330
explain or fuck off nigga

>>42084346
i read this and the first thought i had was wishing genuine harm onto you

>>42084349
it makes sense when you think of them as a machine attempting to ensure self replication

>>42084357
I'm not that poster. what the everloving fuck do you want me to explain, you stupid fucking cunt?

>>42084110
my fault for playing into the rp i guess

>>42084317
>>42084322
that would be the end of me, I'm saving this one for when I'm financially independent, I'll probably stop going to their shit after that but I will drop that bomb on them when I get FFS and I can't hide it anymore (though I will still manmode)
>>42084334
my whole family is very transphobic plus I literally look like a dude and they would pressure me to detroon and since I'm not strong enough to resist their manipilations for christmas I wouldn't be able to resist this either so nope

you are obligated to be a good child and love your parents, this mindset that you're above family is why society is melting down

>>42084355
>>42084356
>>42084359
if you can't understand that they're in the right you should just cut them off and fuck off to another country, you don't deserve to consider them your parents

>>42084372
although this is bait I literally want to hang you from a fucking tree

>>42084372
oh. oooooh. oooh no... i replied to bait... fuck...

>>42084375
it's not bait. you need to stop assuming you're above nature, we all do

we got ourselves a lynch mob men

detransition or die

im sorry dad

>>42084372
ok i'll bite, why would you owe anything to people who made you exist without your consent

>>42084398
because they gave you the gift of life, you owe them everything
>uhh i didnt want to be born sweaty
leftists yet again intentionally misunderstanding things to make discussion impossibles

I always have the ability to kill myself whenever I want and that makes me happy and content

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good mcmorning

>>42084370
i don't really have any advice for your situation nona
but only a few more days and xmas will be in the past again so we can forget about it for another year, yay
good luck with your senpai

good moder morning

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>>42084404
same

i don't have the ability to kill myself whenever i want because my survival instinct always kicks in and i get sent to have a grippy sock vacation because i'm an overdramatic attention-seeking whore

I hate when random /pol/ users and right-wing brainlet actual men come in here just to try to bait people into "debate" or whatever it is that their religion demands

>>42084401
gifts are subjective, what do leftists have to do with anything i've said?

>>42084325
he should’ve inferred from my mood and actions or read my mind and asked what i wanted to eat and also not just completely forgotten dinner plans that were based off some offhand comment hours earlier

do i fuck my fist or my blahaj

>>42084427
HUG

>>42084427
fuck handpussy and leave shark alone :((((

>>42084427
invest in a loli onahole

>>42084417
I don't want to debate any of you, you're just annoying and wrong
I'm just as bad as any of us with being a tranny and hating my family, I am a worm and don't deserve to live, but I can still tell other people the truth

>>42084407
should I just not fake being ill and just say I don't want to go? what's the most diplomatic way possible to say it?

>>42084437
this. I have like 4 of those mofos

>>42084427
do not fuck the shark

>>42084439
>i don't want to debate any of you
>you're all objectively wrong about this subjective thing
kys desu

go back, rightoid. if you're a real rightoid just detransition and go beg a priest for forgiveness or whatever your moral code insists you do

this sharkussy too nice /b/ros i cant resist....

im not politically inclined but you freaks just had to let the jews ruin society

and there it is

i wish my family would just disown me

same, if my family disowned me then i could at least kill myself and know that nobody cares

some people are so stupid that they say "I'm not politically inclined" simply because they don't know what politics even are. zoomer, american, or just straight up brain damaged? you decide

my family is nice even if theyre too autistic to gender me correctly

europeans are so pathetic man

i have no good reason to hate my family but i still do because i actually hate myself so i dont want to be alive and im starting to believe the anon talking about how family matters most. i know if i was normal i would have no reason to hate being with them

i thank the lords above every day for being white

>>42084440
this is my first year skipping all family xmas things and i told them that i miss my ex and can't do xmas anymore because it hurts too much
if they pushed back i'd tell them to fuck off but they didn't
finding a good personal excuse that isn't just 'im sick' might help you?

how do i cure wanting to have sex with my actual mother

>>42084511
have you tried getting a dog?

>>42084511
suicide

>>42084511
you should try to seduce your actual mother. I'm dead serious

>>42084459
>>42084528
so much this!

im sorry for being white >~<

>>42084511
you should fuck her desuwa, especially if she's divorced and you don't depend on her financially

>>42084517
i'm more of a cat person...
>>42084528
i don't think i'd be able to pull that off

i wish i was an egyptian catamite getting raped by a centurionright now but instead im a 25 year old man with no history of sexual servitude

>>42084511
is your mom hot? imagine how nice her mature body would feel against yours. imagine how nice sex would be with someone who has known and loved you your whole life. that pleasure could be yours. imagine your beautiful mother in the throes of orgasm because you, her daughter, brought her there. it would be beautiful... don't give up on that. don't let this slip away.

>>42084511
your mother deserves you and you deserve her! mother daughter love is the most pure after all~

>>42084549
vile

>>42084511
seems like the cure is having sex with your mom, nona!

>>42084548
im a catamite that gets raped by white men every few months

>>42084549
she's very hot, but the only thing i can think of is getting unreasonably drunk at a dinner with her and drunkenly begging her to have sex with me

i got involuntarily opted out of some of my christmas celebrations this year lol

>most trannies pass
>most manmoders pass
>most humans are not super dimorphic
>i have a deformed pelvis and dont pass anyways

>>42084580
is she even inclined to do that

>>42084580
if you can get her drunk as well that would be a plus to be honest. sounds like heaven on earth...sloppy drunken sex with your mother sounds like the absolute pinnacle of sexual fulfillment. you have to try this.

>>42084580
I mean that might work if she already secretly wants to I guess

>>42084594
>>42084600
idk but she's always spoiled me super hard so my thought was maybe if i look sad and pathetic enough she'd let me.....

>>42084580
how long have you been thinking about this?

freak thread

>>42084619
what's the worst that could happen? if she already loves you this much, you could show her you love her back in the most intimately romantic way possible...

evil thread :c

>>42084619
this is so cute >_<

>>42084590
mogs me

>>42084619
a true spoiler will stop at nothing to make their spoilee feel more spoiled. I believe.

do we fw fat women still or nah

>>42084622
entire life
>>42084630
disowning me? maybe
>>42084647
this would be way beyond being spoiled :l

>>42084666
obviously

i successfully put my dick in my ass once but it was flaccid idk if that's weird i also used to suck it and drink my own ejaculate. is that okay?

>>42084667
I still think you should consider it....you have a legit chance to have sex with your beautiful mom who loves you. this could be really really good. and if it happens it's like guaranteed best sex of your life, and it probably won't be just once either...

>>42084687
can i suck

>>42084697
yeah idgaf anymore

>>42084666
nah

>>42084667
hey being spoiled is being spoiled.

>>42084667
you've been thinking about fucking your mom your entire life? oh that's dedication ig, I thought about it before but I kinda got over it. godspeed or w/e lol

>>42084619
lol it's fun to think your mom would let you hit even out of pity

>>42084701
ok sick

>>42084695
need to go jack off to pictures of her now, this is too much :s

this is too much we need to genocide all amabs

i wish my mom was hot

i don't think all amabs are like mmg actually

>>42084726
hot but don't forget the real thing could be yours soon <3

so niggas lusting after their dads is fine but this is where you draw the line?

>>42084440
maybe just
“hi mom! merry christmas! i wish i could celebrate with you and the family, but i’m really not feeling well, i must’ve picked up a stomach bug or something. i don’t want to pass it onto you, or make a mess of your bathroom, so i think i’ll have to spend this year alone. love you!”

>>42084741
yeah. theyre worse

>>42084726
yoooo lmao

>>42084748
i like the transbians who don't want to fuck their moms more than i do you all

>>42084746
the straggots in here hate fun

>get ffs
>malefail
>build honfidence
>girlmode
>honfidence crushed
>get bbl
>girlmode
>honfidence crushed
>get pelvic plasty
>girlmode
>honfidence crushed
>get floating ribs removed
>girlmode
>honfidence crushed
>shorten clavicles
>girlmode
>honfidence crushed
>go back to manmoding
>body falls apart from surgery in five to ten years
>suicide

realizing how visible my left boob is if i wear just a t-shirt with nothing over or under it…i’m doomed

you faggots literally just made someone go jerk off to her mom

yeah which is based as fuck

>>42084762
mogs me

i’d much rather have her jerk off to her mom than have her actually attempt to seduce her mom. that coaxing is more vile for sure

i wish i had an adult pervert son

consensual adult incest without reproduction is perfectly ethical *shrug*

>>42084746
goomba image

>>42084743
jacking off actually made it much much worse, i really really want to french kiss her in missionary now

damnit

>>42084846
good! you should listen to that desire. you can have sex with your mother. you can bury your tongue in her mouth while you're deep inside her. this and more CAN be in your future. it's probably the only way to sate your thirst...or you could try jacking off again of course

my mom came down to the living room at 4am while i was still ducking around down there and i nearly shat bricks because i did my shot there tonight. thankfully though, i had already thrown out all the garbage and put away almost everything back in my room, so all i had to do was put the vial (already in its box in a tiny ziploc) in my pocket

>>42084846
jack off again while thinking about sticking your tongue down her throat

>>42084846
holy shit you're a pervert o_o

doing nbe with supplements and a titty vacuum pump and shit to manmode with like g cups

imma finna be dead soon n shit

i dont even look like a human being at 31

mogged by meatloaf’s character in fight club

>>42084868
desperately struggling to not go wake her up and beg on my knees for her to jerk me off :s maybe if i beg and cry hard enough she'd give me head...

>>42084919
maybe she'd say yes, you'll never know unless you try! but probably let your mom sleep. you're a good daughter, she'll probably give you what you want :) and imagine afterwards, the word "mom" will be loaded with so much lust and love it'll basically be tangible...god, getting head from your mother would be so so good though...

>>42084873
omg can someone do this to me too

>>42084933
i need her body right now though >.<

>>42084960
I know, I get it... honestly I admire your restraint. but you should wait for the right time! maybe jack off again? if you really can't wait though...idk, maybe she'd be okay with being woken up...

>>42084960
make sure u wear a condom LMAO

>>42084992
that would ruin it :(

>>42085012
obviously you should shoot a load in your mom raw, don't listen to that anon

yea i'll just go jack off a couple more times i guess...

my dick smells soooo good it’s intoxicating